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Honest Trailers | Avatar: The Way of Water
Voice Narration: Jon Bailey aka Epic Voice Guy
Title Design: Robert Holtby
Written by: Spencer Gilbert, Danielle Radford, Lon Harris
Produced by: Spencer Gilbert
Edited by: Kevin Williamsen
Post-Production Manager: Emin Bassavand
Content Manager: Mikołaj Kossakowski
Post-Production Specialist: Rebecca Castaneda
Director of Video Production: Max Dionne
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Can we stop forcing James Cameron to write plots and just let him make the fantasy nature documentaries of his dreams?
Or just write a half a billion dollar check to do his underwater cruises
Yes.
Yup, mediocre story just dulls my enjoyment of visuals.
How about a documentary about a family of penguins that flee their tribe, only to endanger another tribe of slightly different penguins? And humans are harvesting something for some reason.
cameron returns to terminator just to end what he has started XD
those filmmakers wont stop making sequels
but for avatar it felt more genuine even though it would NEVER reach avatar level of awesomeness simply bcs the technology isnt improved significantly
I love how they fled to save their clan , to only endanger another.
LAZY WRITING
@@chasehedges6775 Ur goddamn right
@@eianoespolon2980👍👍👍
@@chasehedges6775 yeah I don’t…huh??? Of all the thing u can say u call that lazy writing lol i don’t think u know what that mean
Well he did move to another continent in a world with no GPS. They were only found when they called in the air EMT, he should have known that would give them away but if not for that they probably would have never been found.
I love how they got kidnapped SO MANY TIMES that at one point someone told the middle son „your sisters are captured!” and he straight up said „I don’t have time for this” and OFF HE WENT.
Well I mean what’s his face was dying so yes, he had no time but I get the joke lmao 😭
Yeah It seemed a bit off when he said it.
Can you not be chained up again, for 2 minutes!?!!
(Gets snatched again)
What did I just say?!?
That Tuk points out the obvious that they are tied up again also lol
There were so many other ways Cameron could have made a more intriguing story or scenes than just chase & action scenes of the same, i loved it, but still of all the things one could have done, why choose 1 hr of movie just chasing & fighting...it worked in Avatar 1 at the end, it was awesome. Fell short on touching feelings or more depth, more bonding with family & Eywa
“The wrong kid died” literally killed me 😂
Still can't believe everyone misses the opportunity to call it Aquatar
Good one. Lol first I've heard that!
LOL, really good one 😆😆😆
Lol awesome
Nice😂
Can't believe I didn't think of that one!
That “one crayon over” joke was too perfect 😂
😝😝😝
to be honest, humans are all just orange and yet we quibble over minute differences in facial features and skintone all the time XD
What Leonie Said...
Would have been perfect if the next crayon was a little flattened too.
@@leonie7754 lol no we "quibble" over cultural differences
Remember how in the first movie when Jake first occupied his avatar he literally had to learn how to walk and move - and he spent damn near the entire film learning to physically and psychologically connect to his environment? Well the bad General guy literally went from being dead to occupying an avatar, said something along the lines of "We're going full native, boys" and was instantly able to do all the things it took Jake an entire film to learn.
I mean they are basically constructs that could of been modified in any way before put in an Avatar. Also, Jake wasn't doing much walking before his Avatar.
General guy was always a better character than the smurf fetishist.
To be fair... it probably was over a few months. Jake was with the Reef People for months before being found
In both cases, it was just good for the plotline.
Jake also couldn't use his legs before getting in to the avatar so walking again took some rehab
I absolutely lost it at "space florida" so accurate 😂
Even though the water tribe are one crayon over 😂💀
i knew i rememberried that color tone
Technically, so are humans who are racist against other, slightly darker/lighter humans lol
This got me lol
@@miriamrosemary9110 exactly if you work with colour spectrums you'll realise we're all lighter and darker shades of orange lol
killed me!
One thing nobody talks about is how the humans were basically able to recreate the process of permanently transferring a human to an avatar body like the Navii's Goddess did to Sully, basically making their Goddess more and more just a planetary computer. Which really makes me think is going to be the end result for the human kid... Also I could have swore Norm's Avatar was killed in the first movie so seeing him in it for the second was a bit strange, unless they were able to grow new ones on the fly and if so why didn't they just do that for tarzan kid, so he wouldn't have to go through the alienation process.
Norm survived
also the navi didnt make sullys body, the RDA made it, spider("the tarzan kid") never had an avatar made for him by the RDA and the fact he refused to go with his fake dad, means the RDA wont make him an avatar any time soon, and the scientists that work with the navi definitely wont make "avatars" and even if they did, the "tarzan" kid is to young, an avatar needs to be made from your DNA, otherwise you wont be able to use it
Norm survived, but his avatar didn't. It got shot, and in the end scene when they're all saying goodbye, Norm and one other human get to stay, but he wasn't in his avatar and his avatar isn't seen in the film anymore. @@johnyaxon__
You remembered the plot from the first one?
My favorite part was when they just let the humans build up their base for a year because they forgot how they beat them in the first movie
This bothered me so much lol
“With Kate Winslet just how Cameron likes her.....Wet”
Had me rolling 💀
I put my hamster in a sock and slammed it against the furniture
@@TippyHippy I feel bad for the furniture it might be fractured😔
@@TippyHippy personally I call my pp my weasel
The best line
@@TippyHippy Life Hax oh yeah!!!
This movie was basically like an amazingly good looking cake that's 90% frosting
Made me sick really quick too
so, just like the first one?? lol
More on its way, pal
🤨 But the Na'avi have flat bott... I've watched too much internet slang 😜
When I saw it in the theatre, I felt like watching a video game I wasn't allowed to play. Kinda like those E3 demos that go like "Hey ! Look what my game engine can do ahah !"
I was bored out of my mind xD
All jokes aside, the CGI in this was absolutely gorgeous.
😅 seriously? I thought it looked terrible
@@judestee where exactly?
@@vintageskyx4 in the first thirty minutes, I know it was in there because I fell asleep by then.
I’ll try to watch it again and let you know the exact minute markers
@@judestee i havent watched it at home but in theaters it looked pretty decent, little iffy on some of the kids faces but other then that pretty good.
@@judestee You're crazy if you think this CGI is comparable to The Flash or Justice League.
I love how this movie just completely abandoned Kiri's parentage plotline, hope that gets resolved eventually
I think she is a reincarnation of her past human form
They pretty much made her into Na'vi Jesus
I like how they fled the forest to protect their family yet the enemy never even searchesd the forest.
It does seem that hiding in a massive jungle would be easier than hiding on a select group of tiny islands. Maybe if the water tribe lived under the water.
I mean they did search for them , sent scorpions and Quaritch went to the forest , got their kids and captured spider.
@@eianoespolon2980exactly like what is OP saying 😂
Honestly, I’d have just bombed the forest. It’d lure them out or kill them.
@@bificommander7472 You mean under the sea? Where nobody beats them, fries them and eats them...under the sea?
Honestly this movie proves we need intermissions again so people can go to the restroom and get snacks.
I went to another city (in the Netherlands though, so not even far for European standards, but there is a cinema just 10 minutes cycling from me) just to watch in a cinema with an intermission.
...or go home. I found it a all just bit boring, really.
Nah. We don’t need intermissions just get snacks before it starts use the restroom in a scene where not much is happening.
Unless a movie is made with an intermission in mind (eh Lawrence of Arabia) taking a break in the middle of a movie would only break the immersion. Grab your snacks and go to the toilet before the screening.
Fr man the first time j went to watch the movie i had to get up and go to washroom.
This six minutes was ten times more entertaining than the actual movie in its entirety.
“What we do in the shallows” - truly amazing!
If I had a nickel for every sci-fi sequel about saving space whales, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
Doctor Who? The beast below temp 5 episode 2
Star Trek IV is all we need! 🖖 🐋
@@Zeta9331 No, Doctor Doofenschmirtz
Love that quote haha
No credit to the comedian Mitch Headberg who originally wrote that joke?
The most amazing 3 hours you’ll instantly forget about the moment you leave the cinema.
That is perhaps the most accurate comment I've seen 😂
So false, it left a mark on me for weeks after the movie ended 😑😑.
I slept for 30 minutes so i only forgot 2 and a half hours
Total snooze fest. If Cameron didn't throw so much money at the CGI, it wouldn't make any money whatsoever. Slept almost from their arrival at the islands until the credits.
I agree, the movie was really pretty with great acting but overall mostly mid like the first movie. I'll for sure have to watch a plot summary video of Avatar 2 here on UA-cam before I go see Avatar 3 next year so I remember what the hell happened. lol
In all "honesty", the dialogue killed it. I expected a mix of cultures but the kids turn out way too human rather than alien.
Can we talk about the accidental genius of people barely different colors hating each other? I’m sure they’d think we all look like we’re basically the same too.
Rick and Morty did call out racism in a few episodes too, the space snakes one and the nipples one, iirc
Hate does not limit itself to racism. Plenty neighboring countries which have people that look pretty much the same hate each other.
That's not genius. This trope has been used a billion times over, like on Star Trek in the 60s.
They don't hate each other... that wasn't part of the film.
@@BoraHorzaGobuchul Any difference is enough, Even if it's just language or origin. But they had more fingers, smaller tails, smaller arms and Oh God! a slightly different color. Plenty of social commentary happening here.
You would really think that a civilization capable of travelling between star systems would also be capable of putting arrow proof glass on their attack helicopters. Everytime one took off I knew an arrow was going straight through the pilots chest.
And employing scanners for a planet-wide search …
They should have been wiped out with bacteriological or chemical warfare upon first contact. Suffer not the Xenos to live!
I'm pretty sure if they just used the US Military's current arsenal of weaponry they'd be far more successful. You know, air strikes with jets, attack helos, drones, satellite surveillance, and artillery strikes using forward observers and competent spec ops. Sure the mechs are prob better than tanks for most of Pandora and I assume their rifles are better but thats about it lol
@@thewitchking852 nop, they still would be defeated. How I know that? because with the technology deployed in the movie they should still win easily. U need to understand that for fiction, you have to shutdown half your brain. That way you enjoy the movie much more than a realistic movie with your entire brain xD
@@mr.nicolas4367 You only need to shutdown half your brain for fiction if the internal consitency of said fiction was created by someone using only half their brain. Sadly, that seems to be the standard today^^.
“I can’t believe I’m tied up again”
Did not expect to laugh this hard. 😂
When she said that in the movie a guy two rows down yelled "neither can we little one" and the audience laughed.
That line got a laugh at every screening. It's a funny line.
Hoping you are under 10
Yeah, I'm beginning to suspect she's actually into that stuff...
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“Sully is a family guy” might have been easy to think of for the creative people but it had me dying 😂
Completely lost it at “looks like a screensaver on your home TV” 😂😂😂 so true..
The kids getting kidnapped over and over got old fast. When the youngest said "I can`t believe I`m tied up again!" I was like "Yeah me to. I sure wish the movie would let you do something for more than two seconds."
The kids were plot devices.
Towards the end I lost track of who got kidnapped and how many times
@@kongmengyang1098when characters doing stuff advances the plot 😮
They got kidnapped twice
@@burdageziyom2904 No they had escaped a couple times just to be caught again immediately. I mean technically that could be considered the same kidnapping but really it`s more about the time they spent out of the action than the exact amount of times they were kidnapped.
It's amazing how this movie made so much money and broke so many records, yet no one talks about it. Like, at all.
smells of money laundering lol. How ya make that much money yet I only know a few people who went to see it IRL.
The first Avatar made massive money but had no cultural impact, other than movie theaters buying 3D screens. It is ironic in that Titanic and Terminator both had huge cultural impacts, which was not his goal, while he wanted both Avatars to get people to care about the environment but didn’t move the dial an iota.
I feel like movies are just shallow blockbusters nowadays. Everytime someone comes up with interesting characters, smart dialogues and a compelling story they rather make a series (which makes sense to me, movies are to series what short stories are to a novel .. can be great, but overall rarely the same experience and impact)
@@jasonmiller6181maybe because you don’t have many friends.
@@sammy1552 ouch
The sonic flashback had me 😂
A movie that was 2 hours longer than it should of been
... should've* - short for "should have" - been! "should of" makes no sense at all, even less to put it in writing.
6:08, I love how in the movie it makes perfect sense for them to hiss but it's so funny to me to imagine all these actors hissing on set 😂
Why does it make sense? What Pandoran natural predator that hisses are they instinctively emulating?
@@antney7745 The same reason why we humans hiss and make noise. Its not them emulating predators they are the predators.
@@jaquanpowell4605 Humans hiss? What humans do you hang out with?
@@antney7745 cat
@@chriswaters2327 Checks out. Some of my favourite people are cats.
3 of 5 of the top grossing movies in human history are under James Cameron’s belt. Also, 3 of the 5 have Zoe Saldana.
4 out of 5 u mean?
Not when you adjust for inflation. Titanic is 5th. Avatar is 15th.
No accounting for taste I guess 🤷🏻♂️
@@heisen-bones In which regard and also how?
@@jasonetter9171 And when you adjust for inflation your mom is of average size
That's a great new line, "you're just one Crayon over." LOL!
When he said Kiri’s parents aren’t paying child support I screamed “THEYRE LITERALLY PROVIDING HER WITH FOOD AND GOOD LAND!!” Since of her parents are Ewa and Grace and theyre spirits now that they don’t need money. They can grow their own damn plants.
And hammerhead rhinos
The 'In the na'vii' line absolutely killed me, properly laughed out loud for the first time in ages 😂
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From the (Na'vi) Village People!
Me too 🤣
Zoe Saldana is like a fine wine, she just keeps getting better and better with each crying episode. Now, she does not even need onions to ensure maximum tear production.
Of course she doesn't need onions. James Cameron just has to start going off about how he wants to make 5 more of these silly films and that's about all it would take to make anybody cry like their puppy just got ran over in front of them.
@@Astraeus.. she literally wants more avatat films tho
A fine whine?
@@Astraeus.. Or (theoretically) he could have her think of the backlash she got from playing Nina Simone.
@@Astraeus..shut up
I like how they filmed it underwater, so they could completely cgi it in post 😂
Cameron is a genius
They needed underwater motion capture to actually make those scenes, the reason the movie took so long to come out was they were literally inventing the technology to do underwater mo-cap.
They didn't film it underwater. The captured the motion underwater so that the movements feel natural
I have been waiting so eagerly for someone to make the bro compilation. Finally.
"The sea was angry that day, my friends"
George Costanza: architect and marine biologist 😁
And Latex Top Salesman
@@juanpablosaenz9037 And importer / exporter of fine latex products. 😂
Master of his domain, this summer will truly be the summer of George
@@EddyA1337 It always cracks me up when he says that, and seconds later a random Bee is harassing him and he screams like a girl and runs indoors 🤣
@@IIISentorIII also don't forget about him and his father's successful male brazier business. I'm glad I invested in the Bro.
I love that this honest trailer was not overly negative. It’s refreshing in the internet world
What's the point if it isn't negative? I didn't come here to hear only good things, I came to be entertained.
its overly positive. I was looking for an honest trailer, not an actual trailer....
@@cieslarjake maybe that is the truth
@@cieslarjake The other guy who did these was good. The new guy is shady.
I had a positive experience with the movie, and the same was true of the audience I saw it with. It would be dishonest to pretend otherwise, even if that might appease all the online cynics who seem to live to see things torn apart.
5:57 - Lmao, that is exactly what I happened when I saw this scene. I immediately thought about Sonic and those terrifying water levels. 🫧
People who caught the George Costanza marine joke " the sea was angry that day my friend "
Loved this movie, can't wait for Avatar 3: Volcano level
Horizon Forbidden West: (Avatar 3) Burning Shores?
😁
The Pandora universe is more segmented than the friggin Super Mario one.
ROTFLOL.
Ooh, maybe they'll have to fight an Ender Dragon...
It’ll be Volcano battle then some Artic battle like Revenge of the Sith
I love how they have to reinvent space whaling to make people "immortal" yet already have perfected cloning with full memories.
Prob cause it's not "them" even the avaclone general says it
Sounds like an in universe marketing failure. Just convince everyone that their own mind is being transferred. ^^'
@George_M_ your mind...
Just because a clone has your memories, doesn't make it you.
Reply 5
The irony of Jake complaining about somebody disobeying direct orders when that's literally all he did throughout the whole 1st movie
When Jake disobeyed orders it was to save people. When lo-ak disobeyed, it almost got people killed. That's the difference
That’s what parents do to their children when they themselves are like that in teenage years or other years also of their lives
to be fair, all parents have probably disobeyed orders at least once in their lives and yet they still expect their kids to not do that.
@@leonie7754 Well thats the cycle of life in a different way.
A happens to parents. B is experienced.
Child is warned about doign A and what B will occor. Child ignores it.
B happens. Child grows up. Tells their child....
Jake is a terrible father. Straight up a worse father than the main bad guy.
"Somehow...quarridge has returned"
I see what you did there aahaha
thats awesome! I`ll absolutely have to run out and Miss that one.
I can say one thing for certain. This movie was a pleasure to watch in cinema. And I am glad I did it.
It was a phenomenal experience, and the 3D really took it out of this world. The second and third time I saw it only got better. I've read every criticism of this movie and it's like some people just can't see the forest for the trees. What an incredible movie, tremendously entertaining, moving, intimate, powerful, spectacular. Worth the wait, worth my time, worth every penny.
🙄
@@-disaster-dimension- what i dont get is why his kids fingers were different
@Cesar A Vargas the 'Avatars'(the Navi bodies grown for humans to use) have a mix of human DNA in them. This can be seen with a few characteristics like eye brows being present and... 5 fingers on the hands. So with some variance(I think the eldest son has 4 fingers) this DNA blend is passed on to the kids so they share the Avatar's physical traits.
@LaughablePerson how? It's not like he was human smashing a navii. He was a navii avatar. It makes bo sense. Also how can he shoot seed. Isn't he technically a zombie
"Amakateya; it means... double sided tape". Killer line 🤣
That neck talking technology was used in B-17's. Nice to see the technology improve so much in such a short period of time.
such a good sequel love the avatar stuff.
Omg. The Sonic flashbacks bit had me fucking DYING. What a reference.
2 things is what I can say. Firstly, now I understand why Cameron made that underwater documentary movie, to understand how to create the water tribe. Secondly, I think this is the best and only movie of Rogue Troopers we will ever get.
You put it like that, I almost want to watch it. Always a 2000AD fan.
Wash your mouth out.
ooooooh! Obscure 2000ADreference - I like it! Now I want to see the movie for that reason alone.
Idk I think it was more that Cameron made the water documentary then realized how much he loved the ocean and decided to move the Sully family to the water tribe because he liked it more than the jungle
nah, azurik:rise of perathia
It is was less an issue that Sully always lost his kids, it was more the fact that the villain was so bad at kidnapping that was really irritating. If you are not going to pull through with your threats, of course he won't come to save his kids 🙈
also, once you've kidnapped the kids, why do you tie them up with straps that can easily be cut by navi knives? just cuff them with chains and all those kids drown.
LMAO The hissing.. LOVE IT! Also, they are exceptionally good at getting captured.
The sonic flashbacks joke killed me 😂😂😂
The sonic drowning music is the most anxiety inducing music of all time
Ikr! 💀
True dat!
The hissing part killed me 🤣🤣
The hability to find exactaly what he's looking for on an entire new planet! A hell of a marine!
This is the first time I ever had trouble waiting for the end of the movie. People always warn you to not get a large soda to drink but this is the first time I ever felt that was true.
If the movie wasn’t just 90% vibing with plesiosaurs and was actually able to keep my attention the whole time then I wouldn’t have had a problem.
When I was young they had intermissions at the cinema. Now I am old, I need an intermission.
Fortunately, this is the sort of movie where you can pop out for a few scenes and not miss much.
welcome to being old. Please remember to take ibuprofen for your back every morning
I drank like a fish , but i did fit a catheter beforehand ...urinary heaven
@@ToyKeeper only a few?
The Sonic flash backs KILLED me. 😂 So good. Thank you for a genuine laugh.
Yeah, massive respect for remembering that. That video game was my childhood. Literally. It took me that long to finish it, because my mother didn't understand there was no save game function in that game and you HAD to keep playing it until you won. Nope, she always tought i was playing too much so she always ended up punishing me by taking the console away and hiding it somewhere.
Bruh.. I felt like I was having Nam flashbacks with that music!
Omg the "Sonic Flashbacks" had me lol'ing for real
Sigourney chilling like an unopened jar of pickled eggs got me good 😂😂👍
This was one of the best honest trailers I've seen 10/10
I like how sea aliens with sticks and bows defeated a fully armed warship with armored futuristic robots wielding miniguns.
With the help of a literal godess
They have eywa on their side 😊
Dont forget the whale and explosives.
Yeah, I'm waiting for Avatar 3 to be just Humanity saying 'screw it' and hitting the place with a Dinosaur Killer Rock. Then the earth corp just picks up the unobtanium without anybody stopping them.
@@briangarvey6895 I though the whole point of Avatar 2 is that they want to make Pandora their second Earth. They can't exactly harvest all the natural resources and exploit the wildlife if its a barren rock
This 7 minutes saved me 3 hours. And I enjoyed the 7 minute version.
Winning start to my day.
Thanks!
The Sonic flashbacks about KILLED me!! 😂😂😂
"Feels for Teals" gave me a good belly laugh lol
Can you blame them?
"with earth's resources tapped out, james cameron must invent a whole new culture for white actors to appropriate" HAAAAAAA that absolutely killed me 😂
you forgot to make a joke about the ship/vessel sinking like the titanic all over again. also the "hiss" was the best part in my opinion lol
Still can't believe so many saw and liked this remake of the first movie.
three words... "Feels for teals". Epic poetic imagery on the level of Beowolf. Saying so much with so little, effortlessly. Thank you Honest Trailers. Thank you.
The "somehow Quaritch has returned" got me hahaha
Omg... this just makes me wanna watch the dang thing
I felt every minute of those 3 hours
"The most immoral marine biologist since George Castanza." Outstanding.
I laughed SO hard 💀
I too have watched Seinfeld but I didn't get the joke. Can you explain?
@@daphne3631 George Castanza pretended to be a marine biologist in one episode... Google it 😉 Hilarious
I went to see Avatar a few days after Christmas, and promptly came down with a bad stomach bug that night, so I’d like to think that James Cameron’s prediction about pooping myself during the movie came partially true.
This is hilarious
James Cameron wants you to go vegan. If you do you will never have stomach problems ever again.
Love all the hisses at the end
One of the greatest honest trailers of all time
The George Costanza jokes were on point!
hahahhahahaha best reference Ever !!!
"Getting feels for teals" thats pure gold.
Loved the George Costanza bit 😂😂😂😂😂 4:03
This was by FAR the funniest HT of all time - one crayon over? Save the whales? You’re killing me
So true about the kids getting captured, and I like what you said for Sully for starring 🙂👍
Please go back in time and kill me before my dad hurts me
The crayon joke had me laughing
Brilliant! Had to laugh out loud for real at the George Costanza reference! 😀😀
I don’t know how these movies make so much money. I know no one who ever talks about them or was excited for this one to have come out.
Sigourney Tweener! 😆
Also, the Sonic Flashbacks music gave me a little anxiety attack, so that's even more hidden trauma I have going on. Neat!
I’m sorry but the “from the disney sub-brand (6/7)” was my favorite joke in yet another amazing video. This channel & pitch meeting are saving me so much money, bless you! Ok, i’m editing this to say the Ras Trent reference made my day.
Also, is there a blues brothers honest trailer? If not, pretty please?
More like sub-brand 7/8, since Disney also owns Pixar
I do have to admit it was absolutely visually stunning. Just think, this movie is like 99% CGI. Look how real some CGI looks today compared to even just a few years ago. In another decade its going to be insane.
I've seent he Avatar the year it came up, was like "cool graphics" and was later mesmerised there was any hype for it continuing.
@2:44 that Ras cut was hilarious gold.
"and the help of the most immoral marine biologist since George Costanza" just caught me
"What We Do in the Shallows" was the cherry on top. Love me some Jemaine 😀
Bro that George Costanza thing had me spit up my beer... How have i not seen you before... Subbing right NOW
Opening line could also be 'James Cameron makes ANOTHER movie about water. First The Abyss, then Titanic, then Avatar, and now Avatar the Sequel', lol.
I’ve been waiting for an eternity for this video. It was worth the wait.
That's a reeeeaaall long wait!
@@drawwithdan5821 I would know LOL
Beautiful images but lets face it, this isn't what was going to happen after the first movie. Humanity's obvious response would have been orbital bombardment to kill the hostile wildlife and natives while simultaneously busting up the rock so they could mine easier.
4:28 I appreciate the restraint against using the "I'd have two nickels" joke for this bit
This movie was long and terrible.
“Talking out the side of they necks” got me 😭😂😂
Dear James Cameron, you cannot just replace 10% of the dialog with the word BRO and call it a day.