Lookin at Lee, I don't think Joey has to even try. The guy won't last long with all that fat and those edibles and the stuff Joey feeds him. He's only 30 and looks 15 years older.
Yeh Anxiety attacks can feel identical to heart attacks. I've had one and I was so convinced I grabbed my neck to make sure my pulse was still there. Felt like my heart had stopped. You legit think you are dying.
@@ratgreen I check my pulse at least once a day. I can't even count how many times I thought it was dying from a heart attack but it was just anxiety. I even went to the hospital once and got an EKG, they sent me home with strong tranquilizers
Weed hasn’t hit the same since I took my first tolerance break during sober October last year. If I dome a joint I’m fucked. Manual breathing and all that
heroinhills currently on day 28 brotha. Took maybe over 10 tries in the last year and a half but I’m about to complete my one month clean. Try going a week at first, your brain will thank you for it
Thank you for being you cause 2023 was a shit storm for me and my family and i went through a deep depression in the last couple weeks your videos been popping up on my youtube and its been helping me alot your podcast talked me down from jumping off a bridge , to all my people going through shit i love you and you got this keep fighting!
Thanks again buddy for the phenomenal stories!!! 🤘😎🤘 Last year I ripped my catheter out at the hospital hallucinating from an alcohol withdrawal so ROCK ON buddy!!! #9monthssober
@benedwards4466 yeah man I made a whole cake for myself, decarboxylated like 4 ounces of brush I grew, ate the entire thing over the course of an hour or so and was comatose for over 48 hours dreaming I was awake exhausted but couldnt really sleep it was traumatizing
Took 500mg one night and I remember sitting on the sofa and I was flying through a fucking jungle past tigers and monkeys and shit. Wild. Can’t imagine 1000mg
I feel you Joey. I've been on a good one for 18 months now and I can't figure out how to get right. Covids got me smoking more than ever in my life. Love you Buddy.
I fucking love how he just takes a fat ass drag on the Joint and just says “one of my goals in life is to kill Lee” one hundred percent serious sounding and Lee nervously laughs.
I need to cross 2 great indicas and make a super edible called "cosmic melatonin" and call it "Diaz" ... sounds better than pharma shit, for certain. Hehe
Coco needs to eat one of my cookies. Sent a batch to my dad told him To only eat a quarter of a cookie. He didn't heed my warning an ate whole thing. He couldnt see or walk for 5 hours. He said he thought he was gonna die.
I've only felt like this one time but I ate 2 big brownies at the same time and it was like an acid trip. I thought I saw a zebra next to me at night , got em off the dark web b4 the govt started getting on the btc
Lee giggling like an evil little garden gnome 😂
Hey don't be casting judgment on Lee like that until you know otherwise he is a neutral Garden gnome.
I know that type. 😏
He started laughing the moment I read this 😭😭😭
I hate Lee
5 fucking seconds in :')
"I got a mild heart attack...smoked a joint & worked it out"
😂🤣🤣 protect this man
It's like he had a sit down with the heart attack and they discussed agreeable terms.
@@THX-1138.😂😂😂
More like an edible induced panic attack. It happens to the best of us.
"One of my goals in life is too kill lee" Lee watch your back my friend LOL
Lookin at Lee, I don't think Joey has to even try. The guy won't last long with all that fat and those edibles and the stuff Joey feeds him. He's only 30 and looks 15 years older.
He wont stop eating the chicken wings
That's was one Joey's best quote ever!
He is so fat he doesnt even show himself on the podcast anymore. Hope he looses weight somebody needs to keep making podcasts with Joey Diaz
@@JohnDoeTheGoodGuy dude he looks like he’s 50
“I had a minor heart attack that was pretty extreme.” Proceeds to smoke like a chimney😂
Lee sounds like hes having a heart palpitation everytime he speaks lmao
He is
thats how i talk when im stoned lmaoooo
this lmao
Bruh that’s mad funny. The second I read this he started talking and I couldn’t hold in the laughter.
Being 400 pounds doesn't help
Uncle Joey and Lee are like the real life Rick and Morty LMFAO
I've been seeing this a lot and it is so true 🤣💀
HAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA
Oh fuck thats fantastic!
So they eat stars of death instead of having a portal gun?
@@toiletsplash brain portals
It wasnt till 8 minutes in I realized ive seen this twice already. Tremendous.
Lmao
9:20 and this comment for me
That’s every Joey Diaz video 😂
Joey and Lee should do a show specifically to bring people on and test their edible tolerances.
can’t enjoy your high like that
They've basically done that before and it didn't end well.
It’s gonna be a short show.
Or they just pass out.. and you go on with a "no guest show" ..like this one
Jake elenberger
Hits joint....’my goal is to kill lee’ 😂👌
A mild heart attack that was extreme... Jesus, Uncle Joey don't scare us like that
Probably means anxiety attack there pretty extreme!
It's all good, he worked it out by himself
Yeh Anxiety attacks can feel identical to heart attacks. I've had one and I was so convinced I grabbed my neck to make sure my pulse was still there. Felt like my heart had stopped. You legit think you are dying.
@@ratgreen I check my pulse at least once a day. I can't even count how many times I thought it was dying from a heart attack but it was just anxiety. I even went to the hospital once and got an EKG, they sent me home with strong tranquilizers
Luke he’s been gettin pretty good about his health lately but there’s only so much you can do after living a life like joey’s😂😂 good name btw
The world: literally burning and collapsing
Uncle Joey: edibles
TurboliciousMike best way.... 🤷🏻♂️
Also everyone else I think 😂
FR!!!! 💯💯💯
The world literally isn't but keep telling people that
@@bushisback112 Bruh Covid, Riots, War, Natural Disaster's, World is Collapsing "Burning" Medafor!!!🔥🔥🔥
Joey such a G he just walks off heart attacks
that little giggle lee does when joey starts a story is always one of the best things he does
No, it’s terrible. I can’t stand that guy. Everything he says is inane babble.
@Vickie Lawson cause joey gets him baked as shit. It aint lee's fault man wtf wrong with you
Where’s the lee cam
yes we need it
Randomly watching vids about Joey and I come across your comment 7 months later lmao. Love your content too vro.
Joey: I had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
Lee: nice...
Hahaha I don’t know why that had me rolling
Same thing you would say
hahahah i was checking to see if anyone else cracked up at that 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Watching the office much 😂😂
I've never had a peanut butter and jam(I'm in Ireland) sandwich
Are they nice?
@@beneire6955 yes. Eat one. White bread, creamy PB and either grape or blackberry jam.
Lee with his beautiful laugh and Joey imparting wisdom. What a world we get to live in. Thank you both.
Lee appreciation😁😁
🙌🙌
_Beautiful_ laugh?
More like horrible and annoying.
“I don’t want a ham and cheese sandwich in my hand at 2 in the morning” 😂😂😂
I'm addicted to watching Joey's podcast he has the best stories
Bullshit stories,but good stories nonetheless.
“Like Chinese people you gotta stay off the 101, for a couple weeks, and let us forget about Wuhan”
I almost spit my drink out 😂 💀
Loved that part 🤣
🤣 Hahaha 🤣 I'm 🤣 here 🤣 smoking 🤣 listening to this
lol ppl can think of the best things while high.
Lee is that friend you can easily pressure into doing shit easily
😂😂😂😂
specially to a master talker like joey
Joeys Lee impression killed me 💀😂 “I can feel these already”
That one scooby doo laugh Joey did at 3:05 is my mood for today
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dude I legit got a Scooby doo add while reading your comment LOL
I love this man, thank you Uncle Joey for getting me through hard times and making some good ones
"I can't stop eatin chicken whings" lmfaoooo
I was literally eating chicken wings when he said that 😭
"daddy went through changes last night" 😂😂😂
I was scrolling and joey said that exactly when i was reading it
YO THE MF MATRIXXXX
'You have a 7 year old and you're 57 years old, act your age' LMAOOO Im in tears. I wish I was there when Uncle Joey's wife walked on him.
Lee sounds like he just finished crying all the time.😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
"I'd get the small deuce for this little roach" tremendous
This is why a vet like Joey shouldn't take a tolerance break.
Weed hasn’t hit the same since I took my first tolerance break during sober October last year. If I dome a joint I’m fucked. Manual breathing and all that
What is your profile picture?
@@DJFaNaTiiC atleast you feelin good lol
@@DJFaNaTiiC I wish bro, I just can't make myself do a tolerance break
heroinhills currently on day 28 brotha. Took maybe over 10 tries in the last year and a half but I’m about to complete my one month clean. Try going a week at first, your brain will thank you for it
Joey keeping us going during lockdown
Our forms of Relaxing and Extremes are Joey's Everyday ventures God I love him.
I feel like if Joey farts smoke will come out 😆
Your mufflas probably bangin too
You're super hot
Different flavas of smoke!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If you fart I would sniff it
I like how Lee giggles like a sinister giggle lmao
The anxiety/memory connection is so true. Everyday I forget whether or not I took my multivitamins...
Thank you for being you cause 2023 was a shit storm for me and my family and i went through a deep depression in the last couple weeks your videos been popping up on my youtube and its been helping me alot your podcast talked me down from jumping off a bridge , to all my people going through shit i love you and you got this keep fighting!
“One of my goals in life is to kill Lee” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lee's giggling like a schoolgirl 😂😂
The laughs in the background just make it funnier 😂😂
Thanks again buddy for the phenomenal stories!!! 🤘😎🤘 Last year I ripped my catheter out at the hospital hallucinating from an alcohol withdrawal so ROCK ON buddy!!! #9monthssober
Way to go dude!
Great job boss. NEVER GO BACK.
I wanna see what the aftermath looks like
Which catheter? 🤣
The thing I love most about these is Lee's giggles in the background. Always cracks me up.
"Daddy went through changes last night." destroys me every time I listen to this. 🤣
"It's OK to be human"👍 Thanks for sharing!
When u got over excited about edibles thinking your going to have a good ol time thats when they backfire 😂
If lee woke up one day without the ability to speak coherent human words you wouldn’t notice for a week
☠️☠️
Rofl
Lee's laughing is feeling addicting...he sounds like a gremlin ....so funny ...Joey diaz and Lee y'all put it down ....the church y'all
The way joey says REEFAH LIKE A DOCTAH makes me laugh
In Australia we call the roach a 'Stingin' Rodger'
😂😂
You serious
@@claemayor1650 oath the stingin rodger is the best bit of the joint. It's like the chocolate bit at the end of a cornetto
@@MakingYouSayWTF is a cornetyo the choclate icecream cone thing
@@claemayor1650 yea
Joey is such a seasoned person when you talk to him and he aint tellin jokes and stories you cant tell shit other than he had a hard life😂
I’m really happy for joey, this sounds like an amazing life.
I had a heart attack but I worked it out myself 😂😂😂
Tears of happiness, thank you and love ya Joey! Move to Canada whenever I'll sponsor!
14:09 “When ur drooling what does that tell u”
"When you drooling what does that tell you, your either retarded or you got problems" also joey giving lee 3000mgs as a wake up dose lmaoooo
“ it’s hittin like a dick on three viagras” funniest shit I’ve ever heard😂😂😂😭
I LOVE when Joey does impressions of people, LMAO! Especially Lee! 😂😂
“I got a mild heart attack that was extreme”
Much love Lee! You are the man! It’s time you get the credit you deserve. This podcast wouldn’t exist without your hard work!
Thank you for the laughs Joey. I'm happy that you made it home safely with your wife and daughter.
I took 1000mg and I am barely able to stay awake. Writing this comment took me like 5 minutes.
Worst. Day. Ever.
😂😂😂😂 I did that once I didn’t come down for 2 days it was scary I was praying to God to get me through it
@benedwards4466 yeah man I made a whole cake for myself, decarboxylated like 4 ounces of brush I grew, ate the entire thing over the course of an hour or so and was comatose for over 48 hours dreaming I was awake exhausted but couldnt really sleep it was traumatizing
It’s been two years since seein the devil
Took 500mg one night and I remember sitting on the sofa and I was flying through a fucking jungle past tigers and monkeys and shit. Wild. Can’t imagine 1000mg
"Daddy's going through some changes" Hahahahahah
That was great Joey I feel better now thank you for making me laugh
Thanks uncle Joey. I needed this
Lee loves u bro his laugh is awesome
My anxiety is at is highest when my weed supply is at its lowest.
Facts.
Joey isn’t looking like a Soulja he’s looking like the general
‘When your anxiety starts to go down, your memorystutsdisdes..’
omg the line about staying off the 101 🤣😂🤣😂
I feel you Joey. I've been on a good one for 18 months now and I can't figure out how to get right. Covids got me smoking more than ever in my life. Love you Buddy.
Hey bro, check out “Wes Watson” he’ll change your life. He changed mine!
"I drank the tanna.. the canna tin uh some like that" lmaoooooo
10:14
7:40 "why are we doing this to ourselves" 😂😂😂😂
Uncle Joey is the man! What a storyteller! Always cheers me up. 😆😀👍🏼❤️👉🏻🙏🏼🦆
Now my wife is pissed too because I woke her up laughing out loud at 455am. 😂😂😂
Lee is gold as a sidekick.
im looking good HehhHhehhehehhHhehehehhehe
Thanks for still putting content out! Cheers uncle joey
"You know me, always got a bottle of water in the car in case ya bump into an edible"
I walked the mild heart attack around lol
Lee talks like his spacebar is coated in honey
Thank you Uncle Joey, the message at the end hit home
uncle Joey is the personification of og kush
We are none of us worthy.
joey "thc" diaz
Crystal Geyser is tremendous bottled water. Respect Uncle Joey 💯
Na when he was hittin that clip I started cryinnggg🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
1:25 Liked...Saved.
Hahaha love it when he does his wife’s voice.
I fucking love how he just takes a fat ass drag on the Joint and just says “one of my goals in life is to kill Lee” one hundred percent serious sounding and Lee nervously laughs.
Holy fuck his lee voice always gets me "oh i can already feel these"
I need to cross 2 great indicas and make a super edible called "cosmic melatonin" and call it "Diaz" ... sounds better than pharma shit, for certain. Hehe
2 names nice
This is by far one of the funnier clips
Of the boys that I have seen in a while. I laughed my ass off cleaning the house hahhaa.
Coco needs to eat one of my cookies. Sent a batch to my dad told him To only eat a quarter of a cookie. He didn't heed my warning an ate whole thing. He couldnt see or walk for 5 hours. He said he thought he was gonna die.
I did a gram of distillate about a week ago after no thc since December, holy fuck i was on mars, thought i was dying but i was amazing lol
Hey Daniel C are you willing to ship? ** I am NOT Law Enforcement** just a serious stoner trying to get good edibles here in Alabama
I've only felt like this one time but I ate 2 big brownies at the same time and it was like an acid trip. I thought I saw a zebra next to me at night , got em off the dark web b4 the govt started getting on the btc
@@Nrowi sounds laced with chemicals but hey as long as u had fun
i’d definitely fuckin buy from you 🤣
“I needed to take a break for a few days” 🤣🤣
Joey mocking Lee: “I can feel these already”.
HO-LY SHIT.
By 1030 im on fucking fire
Lmfaoooo
… I musta passed out while she was talking to me…
Lee’s laugh is worth the price of admission.
3:05 How did he do that I’m fucking crying
Level is the shit. I love them. They hit hard and fast.
the boss
Deeprot you kna
Did not expect to see you here lol
youre the last person i expect here, cool taste tho
“I had a mild heart attack, it was extreme.”
These are the pills that got Tom Segura. Keep on featherin it.