fabulous Bratz movie reviews
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- Опубліковано 16 чер 2024
- The Bratz are a group of girls who are artists, spies, and... baby superheroes who fight potato aliens?! The Bratz movies are definitely crazy, and here are some of the best Letterboxd reviews for them.
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Timestamps:
0:00 Starrin' and Stylin'
1:11 Rock Angelz
2:24 Genie Magic
4:07 Passion 4 Fashion
5:19 Fashion Pixiez
5:56 Kidz Sleep-Over Adventure
6:31 Super Babyz
7:12 Kidz Fairy Tales
7:29 Girlz Really Rock
8:00 Go to Paris - Комедії
all of a sudden all those barbie movies feel extremely high quality, no idea why
I dunno, Barbie be looking kinda creepy, especially since she be looking….realistic and cartoon at the same time.
The animation quality.
Barbie is actually likable.
@@reasyrandom Barbie is blander than bread
@@parisknight1840 Yeah but the movies are interesting plus it's nostalgia for almost every kid in the early to mid 2000s
Barbie, Monster high, and Bratz: the legendary trio that raised our generation into the sassy kings/queens we are today
Didn't need to raise me.
yup-v sad that I knew Bratz through merch and dressup websites-
Equestria girls too! Mostly the dazzlings
The unholy trinity
don’t forget ever after high, which raised me into the sovereign i am today
This is literally how I leant about Bratz in general. I have no idea what these movies are based on. I'm incredibly confused now, but in a good way?
you should watch some bratz out of context videos, all my only knowledge about this franchise is based off those
trust me, as someone who has watched almost every Bratz movie during childhood: I am also incredibly confused.
@@acreforrest honestly i sat down and tried to watch the series, it did not provide context for the out of context clips
Having seen all of the Bratz movies context doesn't exist
Those are some of my favorites, hope this helps you on your journey for enlightenment:
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Tbh,
Jade's voice in Starrin' and Stylin' fits her so much more than it did in any of the other movies😂
I preferred ALL of the voices in that movie to the rest of the franchise
I think Soleil Moon Frye is my favourite Jade voice, but Starrin' and Stylin' is a close second
@@PlaystationSimmer I thought they all had the same voice actors in starring in styling as they did in the tv show for season one
@@shammyprops3869 I'm pretty sure they recast everyone in Rock Angelz, and those VA's came back for a bunch of the movies and the first season of the show.
@@PlaystationSimmer I just looked it up and it seems you’re right but the first results misrepresents the casting so idk
I’ve watched every movie… every episode… even the cursed kids spin off movies that gave me nightmares as a kid. Anyway, my favourite part about the show/movies was how much they re-used characters. Even retconning entire personalities. Shits wild.
ngl i had nightmares about that wolf
that early 2000s vibe is priceless
My anticipation is higher than the plot of fashion pixies
Fashion Pixels was amazing how dare you
Listen I adore Fashion Pixies with my whole soul
*but even I can admit it didn't really have a plot*
The most I got from the plot was secret fairy society, sister betrayal, evil rave pixies, scary gnomes, the LBB, Dylan is the best character, and that skirts on top of jeans are iconic and I still wear them to this day
@@Junior_Psychonaut but like- is there really any need for a plot when THAT is your cannon?
5:57 I am SO glad someone agrees with me that the last few minutes were horrifying. My sibling and i watched Bratz Kids sleepover on our own as kids ourselves. and while the majority of the movie was fun, the last few minutes were so jarring and upsetting that we took the rental to our mom and politely explained. "this was scary, we never want to see it again"
Ive always wondered if perhaps it was a cute twist and i was just a naieve, easily frightened kid, but no, i was right. it was terrifying for no reason. Thank you for this validation, i can rest easy knowing that it was just genuinely upsetting, at least for a little kid.
glad other people had the exact same experience bc this last minute twist is something that has lived in the back of my brain and i have been truly unable to forget it for years. its the only part i remember
It scarred me for life. THE SCENENWHERE ONE OF THE GIRLS HID THEIR TAILS..FOREVER HAUNTING
Okay, so as someone who has never seen any of the Bratz movies outside of half an hour of one that happened to be playing when I visited a friends house in 2010...what is this twist that has everyone so scarred for life? Do I even want to know?
Yes
@@emma7933 if I recall correctly, after the girls are done telling their stories of dangerous monsters, something happens and 3/4 of them start rapidly transforming into the monsters from one of the stories. I don't recall any warning for it, and due to the uncanny nature of bratz animation it was super frightening, with the implication that they jad only hung out with (I believe it was jade) to try and hunt her. I remember at the end all of them wander off into the streets to continue the cycle of terror. Jade possibly having been turned into one of them??? Its been so long I'm definately missremembering most of it.
I don't recall any warnings or signs or hints to it in the movie so it came out of left field, and for a little kid it was hooooorrific.
As an Arab myself…god I got whiplash hearing “bratz: genie magic”
Is that good or bad?
@@IHateEverythingInIife Definitely not good that's for sure. (Coming from an American)
Thank you for unlocking these forgotten memories. I watched Bratz Super Babies when I was like 9, and that potato massacre plotpoint freaked the crap out of me. I'm pretty sure my parents banned us from watching any Bratz movies after that.
The potato aliens in that movie mentally scarred me. From when I was a kid and still to this day.
I never watched the bratz movies but i played all the ds games
I was like 4 💀
Yesss
I remember that movie, vaguely
The face Byron makes in Passion 4 Fashion before getting hit with the go go boots will forever be the most hallarious thing to exist in cinematical history
Yesss I remember I just kept rewinding that part over and over again, absolutely hilarious 🤣
The wolf in Bratz Kidz Fairy tales caused me to develop a phobia of wolves until I was like 12. I had nightmares of that wolf chasing me up a flight of stairs nearly every night
Me and my sister joke to this day about how that wolf says "dextrous" when climbing the tree
this video reminded me of the one brats cd I had as a young child that I once hid under my sisters desk because I genuinely thought it was so cursed that it could bring harm to her
am i just binge watching these kids' movie reviews to cheer myself up after crying over failing my finals? yes,yes i am
Hang in there, bud 😔
It'll all be alright!
Same 😩
Take care of yourself♡ Grades are not as important as your health
How’s life now?
One thing I learned from binging Bratz movies and episodes - logic and plot aren't all that important to the story.
The true crime is Tokyo A Go Go was never a film. Like the toys were bomb and they should have. Of course it would be racists (they literally made a Asian woman in the tv show have completely different eyes from everyone else, even though Jade is also Asian), but it would also be cool to see the outfits and such. Missed opportunity if ever I’ve seen one.
To be fair, all the characters that weren't teens were modeled in a totally different art style for some reason 😂
well they gave a japanese girl in the doll line a chinese name. Mei-Lin is obviously not Japanese unless she's mixed Japanese and Chinese.
ok but the Bratzillaz not getting their own movie was the biggest missed opportunity of all... a Bratzillaz movie was all I ever wanted when the dolls came out
I don't think you know what racist means
The Bratz Rock Angel's album was fire and yall can't tell me otherwise
Yes.....their rock outfits are so beautiful and the "So Good" performance with Roxxi was amazing as well
"A story about betrayal, the tragedy of spectacle and the most deadly weapon in history: fries."
"ah yes, this nightmare of a movie is the reason why i don't eat potatoes to this day."
Were the movies secretly potato propaganda all this time?!
You could do winx movies next, if you want to, of course
THERES MOVIES
THERE’S MOVIES???
@@thegreatdorkasaurus7664 Yeah, like, at least 2, i think
ya'll didn't know that winx had movies?
@@cheshirecat9037 3
Ooh, you should do one of these on the Strawberry Shortcake movies and/or the Care Bears ones!!
A few notes about Bratz: starrin’ and stylin’:
The character designers lightened Sasha’s skin so much when she’s a dark-skinned black girl in the 3D animated movies. She looks unrecognisable, and it should be a downright crime for how light they made her.
No one has noses. If the style was more simplistic in an adventure time sense, this would be no issue. But that isn’t the case and it makes the character’s look awful. Adding onto that, the animation is so wonky and people’s body types change drastically depending on what position they’re in. Jade’s legs become disjointed sticks when she’s sitting down, and it’s hard to ignore. Plus everyone has massive lips. Nothing to say about that one.
Yasmin was a snake for absolutely no reason in this movie. If she hadn’t of been caught, she would’ve continued to trash her friends behind their backs. Interesting choice for one of the main characters of the movie. That’s literal villain behaviour.
Jade was the best character and her friends are dicks for saying her desired prom look was bad. It was better than whatever trash she had on for the prom at the end.
Other than these details, I vaguely remember the girls getting into a car accident and nothing else from this movie.
The best way to watch these movies is to watch it specifically to dump on it. Every single one of these movies is a trip.
The best bratz movie isn’t even on here, which is bratz babies save Christmas. That movie really has everything. The mob. Santa. Someone who’s forcibly assigned Santa as a kin. Orphans. Road chases.
The best time I ever had watching these movies was last night with a friend where I noticed Chloe’s hair glitching out in rock angelz and a hotel room in forever diamonds being a static image that visibly warped when the camera angle changed
Seriously thank you for calling that movie Forever Diamonds, I swear all the marketing called it that and somehow the title changed for the dvd box!
Yes!
Sleepover Adventure or whatever the flup it was called chills me to this day. These four innocent girls are trapped as monsters in a time loop with no interiors or daylight. Just eternal torture forever. And ever. With no escape, the world moves on without them. I mean, as a young'un I only cared that Chloe was caught up in this mess, but still!
I remember watching Super Babies and thinking, "wait, girls don't watch superhero shows!" Says the same five-year-old girl who watched the entirety of Young Justice, Justice League Unlimited, and Ben 10 Alien Force several times over.
i watched none of these movies and thus the reviews have me in shambles, great job
I sincerely hope there are more of these, because Bratz Babyz gives me much to think about to this day
This reminded me of how terrifying some of these movies were… I wonder how much they subconsciously traumatised me.
By the time Bratz was at its peak popularity, I was in high school, so this is my first time encountering anything related to the franchise. I have zero context and yet I sense that all of these reviews are 100% spot-on.
I was never really into Bratz-never had the dolls, never watched the movies (didn’t even know there were any tbh)-I just remember having a Bratz video game that was on the GameCube.
I couldn’t tell you anything about the plot of that game, other than it was about their band I think. It took place in a mall. Everything that you needed, everywhere you needed to go, and everyone you needed to talk to were all in random obscure places that were hard to find-especially since I didn’t have a map and the mall was stupidly big and way too detailed for a GameCube game.
Anyway, that game was about as surreal as these movies sound, and I’m living for it, tbh
5:32 The curse is obviously that they're animated at half a frame per second.
That Super Babyz movie literally traumatized me as a kid. I was literally just thinking about it earlier about how I used to be genuinely anxious that I would be tortured by potato space aliens at some point as an adult LMAOO
Is this series how Simon Cowell mysteriously got rich and famous before X Factor when nobody was looking?
I am so glad I'm not the only one who loved Jade's outfit in Starrin' and Stylin'. I couldn't comprehend how the others thought their basic dresses were better.
On a side note, I always loved Cameron's design in that movie. It's the only Cam design I really love.
"Everyone is a brat except cameron" my class in a nutshell
"you are all BRATZ!!!! except you Cameron. your cool. :)"
7:24 When I tell you I SCREAMEDDDDD.... It sounds like their 2014-2016 era music too BYE
I have a vivid memory of watching the Bratz movie about the Bratz convincing their grandmother to make a potato feast, and when the potato aliens disguise themselves, they are forced to watch helplessly as their brethren are mercilessly slaughtered at the hands of the grandmother. They then ran away and turned themselves into rats. I think in the last scene they were trying to make a comeback with the help of a delivery guy. And that is all I remember from that movie.
TAKING ATTENDANCE: say 'here'
here!
here 🤩
Here y'all.
Ayyy here
here
2:41 I have a hard time picking a favorite review, but this one is a strong contender. So is the five star review for Starrin' and Stylin'.
My 2am brain was rolling at the “I found this pistol” part 😭😭
super babyz alien potatoes live in my head rent free and i probably can blame them for my mental health issues
I can't believe I remember watching all of these movies, I didn't even have the DvD's for them. They just used to air them a lot on TV in the UK and for some reason on Boomerang of all places? Same with the Barbie movies too. But even both of those series of movies made me who I am today.
My fashion sense ranges from evil punk pixie to pixie king in a Hawaiian shirt no inbetwen.
Ahh yes one of the holy trinity of my generation. Bratz, Barbie, Monster high
Those ones too and Winx club included with all of the soundtracks being FIRE!
Honestly I don’t think the movies are bad- they’re weird, and funny and I CANT stop listening to the diamondz playlist- also I was thinking about a new bratz movie where they go to Paris but it already exists-😭
Honestly, yeah it can be cringy at some points but I grew up with the entire franchise (love them so much) and I can't stop listening to the diamonds, FASHION PIXEZ, GENIE MAGIC, AND ROCK OF ANGELS PLAYLIST!
those blonde twins and their mom were the bane of my existence when i was a kid
edit: turns out she is not their mother I misremembered sorry, still hate her though...
wait she's their mother??
@@acreforrest isnt she? maybe she's their aunt or something idk I watched these films when I was a kid
@@iliilianaana eh idk i have barely any knowledge of bratz stuff i think i remember her being their boss but like she could be related to them aswell they look the same- :,)
@@acreforrest i googled it and they're not but like bad choice for the directors to have them look identical lol
@@iliilianaana I think the point was that their magazine is about the blond & pink... style(?) so that's why they look similar and literally anything the boss owns is pink. Like, in the Diamond boots movie they picked that one girl because she fit their aesthetic. (I rewached it some time ago but I've never been able to remember its name.)
I didn’t watch any of the movies, but I watched the TV show as a kid… what a trip. The most vivid memories I have watching it with my sister are the episodes where the Tweevils yell about how their noses got broken, the boss eating a cheeseburger and getting super huge (YES THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED), and a plot where one of the Bratz and the boss was in a dog food factory being turned into dog food (yeah, what the heck). All in all, one strange but fun to watch franchise.
I'm literally convinced that the Bratz show was just a weird fever dream because there was cow aliens like umm🤭
The sleepover one absolutely HAUNTED me when i was a kid. Not joking, i literally had nightmares about it.
Bratz sleepover was honestly the most terrifying thing ever. Like I already had a fear of my reflection coming out to kidnap and replace me from Bloody Mary and that just fed my fears. Then that very last part hit and I was terrified to say the least I was way too scared to get out of bed. Im actually scared to get out of bed right now just thinking about it
Just when I was starting to forget the bratz existed and wipe all those movies from my mind.
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Now I am forever haunted by the potato aliens
I never was really scared of them when I watched them. Even the sleepover one with the monsters at the end. And I'm probably the only one who was never scared of the potato aliens.
Omg I LOVE THESE, and the way you narrate the comments is EVERYTHING, pls keep these up, they have me ROLLING XD
4:58 nobody going to talk about the dogs like bones crunching when she squeezes them?
Bro really went *crunch*
This channel has literally reviewed half of my childhood so far.
Ayyy my review made it in at 2:52 ahshshs
On the 12th day of Christmas the bratz gave to me...
1 alien abduction
2 evil triplets
3 byron Powell's
4 iconic bedazzled bootcut jeans
5 evil ginger cowgirls
6 road trips
7 ghost stories
8 flying cows
9 subway chases
10 evil hitch hikers with missing jaws
11 (3) attempted murders
And 12 pairs of diamond boooooots
I remember the Bratz Sleep-Over Adventure one from my childhood. I don't rember much, but I do remember that it's the reason for my irrational fear of clowns
bratz super babyz was for some reason my favorite bratz movie lol the fairy tales one was most like my close second lol
I love how fashion pixiez has nothing to do with fashion
i just realised that byron powell was supposed to be simon cowell and my life is changed forever
well....at least he's a decent dude in the bratz universe
I had the DS game for Bratz Super Babies when I was a kid. It had the Super Mario 64 feeling of emptiness in every level and parts of it were so unnecessarily hard for no reason but I loved it 💀
Can we talk about how one of the subplots of Passion 4 Fashion Diamondz is everyone gaslighting Cloe?
The only Bratz movie I ever watched was Bratz Babyz and to this day i fear my imaginary dog getting kidnapped and then held hostage for $50
My weakest grab for a senior discount is that I used to watch Bratz Rock Angelz with my best friend on VHS.
1:19 - Kind of like how Ridley Scott's "Robin Hood" (starring Russel Crowe) was a boring 2.5 hour political drama / origin story. He doesn't "become" Robin Hood until like, the last 2 minutes of the film, and the movie ends with "and thus the legend of Robin Hood begins"
THANK YOU SO MUCH. I’ve been searching for the ‘Bratz Kidz’ movie for years. I can remember it so vividly, but could not remember the name for the life of me. You are a life saver
Byron Powell was such a power move, will forever be iconic in my eyes
I never knew Bratz had movies, I just remember playing their games on the internet
I remember specifically watching the bratz baby’s super hero movie a lot when I was in 1st grade or younger, thinking about it is like a fever dream
The Seven D EXO comparison had me screaming because I can't even argue
2:27 I'm speechless, like this scene alone, I had to pause the video to process
The Land Before Time next? That was my childhood
Can I just say, thank you, for doing these videos? I fucking love them
Thank you! I am so glad you enjoy them :)
The only Bratz thing I remember watching was a 2D animation, don’t know whether it was an episode or a movie, where the baby Bratz had pets and went to a mall and some jerk kid stole their pets and they had to get them back. I remember I loved it a lot for some reason? I can’t remember what it was called though, please do more of these with the Bratz and include the one I talked about if you can.
Bratz Babyz: The Movie! That’s what it was called! And it was only one friend who had a pet, the summary is so fucking funny: Four girls must teach a bully a lesson after the lad steals a puppy from their friends. Like, the brats are not named there but the bully is called ‘the lad’ and that’s just, wild to me
@@cherryberrykomainu8699 "the lad" is his canon name now
@@MissEarthling No he had an actual name, I looked the movie up and he, he had a name. I don’t know why they called him the lad in the summary, like????
I bought this movie on my ipad when I was 11. This movie is permanently on my old ipad.
also "the lad" looks so much like gru I was convinced it was his origin story.
@@captaincaspian42 you’re so right he does
GURLLLL Their 1st film literally whitewashed Sasha like??? Are they ok!!!???
These videos are so nostalgic that they make me want to go get a copy of my childhood movies.
Back when rentals was a thing I would watch all of these movies. I only saw superbabyz once...I wanted to forget immediately, I've never been so disturbed by a movie as a kid.
I’m not kidding when I say I watched that Bratz Babyz: The Movie over 100 times as a child. Even kept it on for background noise up till the age of 10 while I secretly played on my iPod while I was supposed to be in bed on school nights. Every moment of it haunts the back of my memory.
I want every one of these quotes as my wallpaper
tell me why i only just realized Bryon Powell is a play on Simon Cowell,,,
Honestly the transitions in rock angles were some crazy things
Some were lazy disjointed
Others quite imaginative, just not fully properly executed
That scene in bratz super babies where the grandma cooks up a bunch of potato dishes and gives it to the potato aliens always made me crave mashed potatoes and French fries as a kid. Also it was my favorite bratz movie, like I rewatched it constantly for a period of time. I don’t know what’s wrong with me
All the Bratz Kidz movies were emotionally scarring
This is gonna be amazing
Listen. Seven D really does sound exactly like an EXO song and I've been crying about it.
Bro the fashion pixiez movie scared me as a kid. I lowkey thought it was a horror movie
Bratz Kidz Sleep-Over Adventure traumatized me so heavily as a kid OMG. And somehow, despite KNOWING I watched it when I was younger because of the vivid memories I had, I never heard about it past like the second grade. I was convinced I had a very specific Bratz-themed nightmare until this video. Vindication!!!
I've watched sleep over adventure and diamondz like 100000 times
Holy shit I think I've watched all of these except pixiez and the first one
Oh my god I watched that Bratz camp movie religiously as a kid
All of these are out of context and I love this
Most memorable Bratz moment for me was when they were designing their logo and flipped the 'z' for a better look. At ~7 I was blown away they could even do that. Loved them so much I had a Bratz TV table, radio and fairy floss maker. Good times.
your voice makes everything better
"listen to me while I'm ranting"
That's too relatable that I'm even offended
When I got to superbabyz it awakened repressed memories of owning a shitty video game based on it akhdskgdjsgs
0:28 has strong Jabami yumeko vibes
*People talking about how awful the Bratz movies are*
The people making the film, who made them bad on purpose to get people talking so they can drop a banger movie and more people will watch it: Everything goes according to plan~
(This is a joke that popped into my head. :D Ty)
THE SCARECROWS LOOK LIKE COCO FROM ANIMAL CROSSING OMG
Also! I never heard of the Bratz movies until I was about 12, but I had most of the dolls! My sisters passed them down to me, like all their old barbies.
6:31 i thought that was a fever dream
Me too-
There was a 2d bratz baby movie that I rewatched RELIGIOUSLY when I was younger and I remember nobody in my family could even tolerate it but me
And I also loved baby looney toons, not tiny toons, baby looney toons. I rewatched my dvd of it all the time and it drove my sister insane, also my hello kitty dvd that no one wanted to watch with me
Bratz forever diamonds. That game. Is why I am depressed bc I lost myself in that horrible and absolutely traumatic corn maze. Mind you, when I played as a kid, I had no access to YT and did not have a phone. I died in that corn field and that never ending music that changed got 5 seconds within the tune.
No one can diss that animation. I love it so much and I don’t know why.
the sleepover movie was the most terrifying shit i have ever witnessed in my adolescence 💀