JJBA: All Star Battle OST - They are all those of "Justice" ~ Funny Valentine ~ Extended

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  • @timmyreobed5043
    @timmyreobed5043 8 років тому +3416

    Atrocious Actions Allowed Affordably.

    • @JobinH
      @JobinH 8 років тому +315

      A4?

    • @MikyBounty
      @MikyBounty 8 років тому +148

      What a four of a kind! :D

    • @jaye5716
      @jaye5716 8 років тому +124

      Jojolion would approve.
      Edit: i am extremely satisfied with the number of likes this comments gotten, regarding the pun i made.

    • @havod8101
      @havod8101 8 років тому +39

      +Whitesnake D4C being a Paper Stand confirmed

    • @JobinH
      @JobinH 8 років тому +10

      DIO
      Kind of like enigma?

  • @WaywardRobot
    @WaywardRobot 9 років тому +726

    Power, Glory, Happiness, Culture, Law, Money, Food, The hearts of the people!!
    I HAVE TAKEN THE FIRST NAPKIN!!!

    • @SubZerosHat
      @SubZerosHat 9 років тому +82

      WaywardRobot
      Anyone who hasn't read Part 7 is probably laughing there asses of at the last line.
      Hell, I've read it and I still find it hilarious.

    • @amazingfan15
      @amazingfan15 9 років тому +18

      +Danarico it's a metaphor, albeit a strange one. :P

    • @martinchak8647
      @martinchak8647 9 років тому +5

      I read this comment a week ago before I finished part 7 and I laughed; one week later I look at this comment and it still is funny

    • @SeagullGC
      @SeagullGC 9 років тому

      +Danarico
      *their

    • @SubZerosHat
      @SubZerosHat 9 років тому

      Ze Grammar Nazi Thank you, I do need to get better at that.

  • @Vee_Sheep
    @Vee_Sheep 8 років тому +3911

    One day, someone will change their name to Funny Valentine and run for president, and I'll move to the US just to vote for him.

    • @SaiKisaragi
      @SaiKisaragi 8 років тому +528

      His slogan will be "You should be honored to vote for me"

    • @charlotte.thanatos
      @charlotte.thanatos 8 років тому +409

      If USA have a president named Funny Valentine, i'll move to this fucking country

    • @felicia4017
      @felicia4017 8 років тому +207

      Hell if he just even recognizes or references JoJo I`d vote for him anyways.

    • @felicia4017
      @felicia4017 8 років тому +120

      Though it would be even better if they could actually quote on of Funny Valentine`s quotes.

    • @SaiKisaragi
      @SaiKisaragi 8 років тому +231

      Felicia Gee " ...And I'll shall take up the first napkin!"
      *cheering and shotgunning*

  • @caligacaliber603
    @caligacaliber603 7 років тому +470

    American Flag Scars
    American Name
    American president
    Talks in japanese :(
    dojyaaan

    • @conntoons_4848
      @conntoons_4848 4 роки тому +3

      lol

    • @JAVASTRONIVLA
      @JAVASTRONIVLA 4 роки тому +7

      Should watch the dub cause its make sense

    • @JAVASTRONIVLA
      @JAVASTRONIVLA 4 роки тому

      @Jamar Perry part 1-2 or 7 dub

    • @JAVASTRONIVLA
      @JAVASTRONIVLA 4 роки тому

      @Jamar Perry idk

    • @RamielEdits
      @RamielEdits 4 роки тому

      @Jamar Perry one day, plus you can probably find a dub of the part 7 manga :)

  • @swaggerlevel90001
    @swaggerlevel90001 9 років тому +2874

    If i had D4C, i would go to a universe where every part of jojo had been animated and i have a mansion that holds all of the blu ray sets.

    • @GreatKingIso
      @GreatKingIso 9 років тому +131

      I would then get to that timeline using the first jesus corpse part use ZA WARUDO and steal all your shit

    • @swaggerlevel90001
      @swaggerlevel90001 9 років тому +156

      scout wizardman
      .... or we could be friends and just share them. besides, dont make me use golden rotation on you.

    • @GreatKingIso
      @GreatKingIso 9 років тому +23

      +swaggerlevel90001 you cant do that in stopped time

    • @lezzdenden
      @lezzdenden 8 років тому +112

      +scout wizardman *SPOILERS*
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      .
      Act 4, homie. I just need a horse
      .
      .
      .
      .
      END SPOILERS

    • @PinkManGuy
      @PinkManGuy 8 років тому +57

      +swaggerlevel90001 Bitch my mansion would be made OUT OF JoJo blurays.

  • @gespenstmk-iii111
    @gespenstmk-iii111 9 років тому +521

    Even Diego couldn't stop Funny from celebrating Freedom Day.

    • @guts145
      @guts145 9 років тому +2

      +Random Lord Best President (“Funny Valentine”) Rotation could

    • @ShaddySoldier
      @ShaddySoldier 6 років тому +13

      @@guts145
      Not even it can restrict pure american freedom
      The second 4th of July came he busted out in a cloud of bald Eagles and cheeseburgers

  • @jorunojesperino9615
    @jorunojesperino9615 2 роки тому +221

    And now guys we can finally hear this theme again after 9 years!

    • @vladromanov2925
      @vladromanov2925 2 роки тому +1

      Excuse me, but I’ve been wondering, is this theme in ASBR? Or did they delete it? It would be such a shame, if they did!

    • @ChiefMedicPururu
      @ChiefMedicPururu 2 роки тому +13

      @@vladromanov2925 Yes, it is in.

    • @vladromanov2925
      @vladromanov2925 2 роки тому +1

      @@ChiefMedicPururu Thanks, that’s wonderful

    • @shreeder4092
      @shreeder4092 2 роки тому +9

      Every returning character kept their theme

  • @TheColumboGaming
    @TheColumboGaming 7 років тому +1764

    Part 7: Steel Balls
    Part 8: Four Balls
    Part 9: Four Steel Balls

  • @atlasreborn7221
    @atlasreborn7221 2 роки тому +118

    _"Consider yourself honored."_
    _"The only thing that can pass through this world and onto the next is my ability!"_
    _"Savor it...."_

  • @KitAkira1989
    @KitAkira1989 10 років тому +385

    Funny Valentine has taken the first napkin. And the best stand name. And the best theme in All-Star Battle.

    • @Cactuar789
      @Cactuar789 10 років тому +18

      not even ZA WAURDO can beat DIRTY DEEDS DONE FOR DIRT CHEAP!!!

    • @charcharmunr
      @charcharmunr 10 років тому +18

      Noah Hines I think you mean "Unsavoury Actions at a Less-Than-Standard Cost".

    • @KitAkira1989
      @KitAkira1989 10 років тому +22

      charcharmunr
      Dishonest acts at a fair and reasonable price.

    • @enbydeadly
      @enbydeadly 9 років тому +28

      KitAkira1989 Scandalous Services Sold Strangely Inexpensive.

    • @BlazingMagpie
      @BlazingMagpie 9 років тому +4

      Hououin Kyouma This might be the best one so far.

  • @NeinBreaker
    @NeinBreaker 11 років тому +211

    Hey! President! Leave them parts alone!
    All in all it's just another spin of the ball.

    • @ElPINGAS9000
      @ElPINGAS9000 10 років тому +2

      But he's Very Superstitious!

    • @ElPINGAS9000
      @ElPINGAS9000 10 років тому +18

      wait a second
      ...you were quoting Pink F. ...
      ...not Stevie...

    • @chadsknnr
      @chadsknnr 10 років тому +13

      Dude! That was BRILLIANT!!!

    • @goroakechi6126
      @goroakechi6126 8 місяців тому +1

      We don’t need no ‘gold rotation’

    • @Jacksontrooper777
      @Jacksontrooper777 7 місяців тому

      ​@@goroakechi6126we need soft and wet go beyond in November Rain Ultimate Requiem

  • @davidalvarez5659
    @davidalvarez5659 9 років тому +450

    [*Patriotism Intensifies*]

  • @Pudgie
    @Pudgie 9 років тому +379

    Funny Valentine will rise again on Fourth of July to give honors to us in his country. Vote for him or you might be sleeping with the winter catfish.

    • @elguaro3
      @elguaro3 9 років тому +48

      +Bashfullady(Waifu Material ) 10/10 docile winter catfish joke.

    • @Pudgie
      @Pudgie 9 років тому +24

      Perona Vote for Funny Valentine 2016

    • @Retarded_Ape
      @Retarded_Ape 5 років тому +2

      Pudgi not yet......

    • @hatredmalice7273
      @hatredmalice7273 3 роки тому +1

      kinda like jesus on easter

  • @NAKEDDEMON69
    @NAKEDDEMON69 9 років тому +1581

    Corpse Parts Can't Melt Steel Balls.

    • @snitchbug
      @snitchbug 8 років тому +161

      Infinite Rotation can't melt Steel Balls

    • @MrTeacherDO
      @MrTeacherDO 8 років тому +21

      Knashid Sanders *Jet fuel can't melt steel beams*

    • @HexaSketchi
      @HexaSketchi 7 років тому +25

      Knashid Sanders *I'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL*

    • @ferdinandroig3460
      @ferdinandroig3460 6 років тому +15

      Jojo's part 9 of 11: Steel Beam Run
      (Alternatively, Steel is Unmeltable/Beam is not Melt)

    • @R3mmmo
      @R3mmmo 5 років тому +7

      a weapon to surpass metal balls...

  • @ClubbingSealCub
    @ClubbingSealCub 9 років тому +619

    I HAVE PRESSED THE FIRST LIKE BUTTON!

    • @bagel128
      @bagel128 5 років тому +1

      420 likes

    • @teckdeck6480
      @teckdeck6480 5 років тому +3

      I just got this joke well played

    • @solarwuvsmoomei
      @solarwuvsmoomei 4 роки тому +6

      *killer queen has already touched the first like button*

  • @chipslight738
    @chipslight738 10 років тому +2613

    Who needs Obama when you have Valentine ?

    • @OfAltia
      @OfAltia 10 років тому +258

      2016 elections: Mitt Romney vs. Funny Valentine.
      Electoral college decision: Death Match.

    • @Edit-nk6nb
      @Edit-nk6nb 10 років тому +51

      PlasticVegeta BITU sounds like a sick stand though ...

    • @OfAltia
      @OfAltia 10 років тому +41

      Its effect would be raising the spirits of the user as it experiences horrific acts.

    • @ProfesserLuigi
      @ProfesserLuigi 10 років тому +11

      *****
      Wait, are we talking about Mitt Romney or Barak Obama?
      Because I'd believe you either way. They both kinda suck.

    • @noob1n8or
      @noob1n8or 9 років тому +11

      Prof. Luigi
      Of course Romney looks more like a douchebag than Obama.

  • @ManlyBeed
    @ManlyBeed 8 років тому +266

    Overall filthy and unclean actions, all at the same time being extremely cheap, resulting in a minimal amount of currency

    • @fortuys7754
      @fortuys7754 8 років тому +16

      Morally reprooved and non-hygienic acts for an incredibly fair and yet surprisingly low cost when compared to the economy of today.
      MRANHAFAIFAYSLCWCTTEOT !
      by the time he says that diego already ripped him to shreds.

    • @jaderabbit898
      @jaderabbit898 8 років тому +4

      I am lol'ing right now with that acronym.

    • @scoutkirby144
      @scoutkirby144 7 років тому +5

      Nefarious Achievements Completed For The Poor

    • @hitkid2456
      @hitkid2456 4 роки тому

      Filthy actions, but which are crystal clear, those which are of righteousness

    • @WelshWerewolf
      @WelshWerewolf 3 роки тому +1

      Objectional occurrences on special offer

  • @lubu682
    @lubu682 2 роки тому +53

    *'I promise I won’t get all political'*
    _me three drinks in:_

  • @drbright5591
    @drbright5591 10 років тому +687

    Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States.

  • @kimurapython121
    @kimurapython121 Місяць тому +8

    To whoever thought of releasing a PS3 JoJo fighting game, THANK YOU.

  • @elsmike
    @elsmike 8 років тому +189

    Not very pleasant actions done at a price so low that is comparable to the soil we walk on this planet earth on the solar system in the milky way in our known universe.

    • @Folbak
      @Folbak 8 років тому +30

      In this reality.

  • @Professor_Utonium_
    @Professor_Utonium_ 5 років тому +107

    Everyone is talking about the manga, which is great, but no one is acknowledging how hard this track slaps with all that funk.

  • @M30W3R
    @M30W3R 9 років тому +678

    Seriously, who'd you rather vote fore, Funny Valentine or Senator Armstrong?

    • @SubZerosHat
      @SubZerosHat 9 років тому +242

      +Meower Maneki
      I smell a death battle...

    • @M30W3R
      @M30W3R 9 років тому +151

      This taste.......
      It's the taste of a deviant man!

    • @SideswipePrime606
      @SideswipePrime606 9 років тому +30

      +Meower Maneki I'd vote for neither, though if I HAD to pick, I'd pick Funny Valentine.

    • @CyberShinobiX
      @CyberShinobiX 9 років тому +1

      +Danarico Someone suggest that battle

    • @Griff00
      @Griff00 9 років тому +30

      +Meower Maneki Senator Wilson Phillips

  • @LucaShutz
    @LucaShutz 2 роки тому +25

    "Valentine, my man, Pucci has fallen, it's your time to shine!"

  • @smeefus
    @smeefus 9 років тому +437

    This theme was the first step into making America great again.

    • @HsienKoMeiLingFormerYANG
      @HsienKoMeiLingFormerYANG 8 років тому +1

      A True American Hero expected Lucy/Erina being 14?

    • @pizz4tim3
      @pizz4tim3 8 років тому +1

      +Funny Valentine poor diego and gyro xd

    • @killerduwang8216
      @killerduwang8216 8 років тому +1

      meow

    • @whathell6t
      @whathell6t 8 років тому +8

      Seriously! Let's hope President Trump doesn't waste his time finding the corpse of Jesus Christ (apparently Jesus Christ is a Stand-user) which will grant a magic wish in effort to make America great.

    • @HsienKoMeiLingFormerYANG
      @HsienKoMeiLingFormerYANG 8 років тому +5

      whathell6t
      Jesus is Hamon user too.

  • @guzturnal1793
    @guzturnal1793 4 роки тому +133

    Dio theme : dark and evil
    Kira theme : just want a quiet life
    Diavolo theme : dark and evil
    Kars theme : disco time
    Funny valentine : Its time to get funky

  • @AvengerVincent
    @AvengerVincent 9 років тому +726

    I haven't gotten to part 7 yet as i'm on 6, but from what I can tell, the plot is: And Italian executioner with mad grills and a paraplegic jerkass are on a horse race against the alternate universe version of a internet meme who can turn into a dinosaur and a younger and sexier time-line hopping Donald Trump who wants Jesus's corpse to make America the greatest country in ZA WARUDO!!

    • @MarttiMaltti
      @MarttiMaltti 9 років тому +103

      +Super Legend of Metroid that's pretty much it lol

    • @WormyJester8
      @WormyJester8 8 років тому +37

      +Super Legend of Metroid Don't forget Jesus

    • @MrAuthor3DS
      @MrAuthor3DS 8 років тому +98

      "I know we have to win this race, but Jesus said we have to kill the president."

    • @DrunkenCoward1
      @DrunkenCoward1 8 років тому +47

      Also, don't forget the part where the paraplegic jerkass follows the Italian around because he just can't stop himself from touching those BALLS.

    • @Kahzarod
      @Kahzarod 8 років тому +41

      I like this explanation better:
      A paraplegic horse jockey and an Italian doctor/executioner team up against a British half-dinosaur man in a cross country race to collect the pieces of Jesus Christ's corpse for the president of the united states of America so he can make America great again. along the way, he leans the magic art of spinning things and gains a stand.

  • @VM0451
    @VM0451 9 років тому +88

    This soundtrack is so fabulously epic. Such a classic sound.

  • @master_of_nonsense
    @master_of_nonsense 9 років тому +51

    It just occurred to me the loud beat throughout the theme is supposed to be the heart of the saint, the corpse part that gave Valentine D4C.

  • @ExaustedSugar
    @ExaustedSugar 4 роки тому +71

    I cannot WAIT to see Valentine in the anime. Holy shit.

    • @Yikes_
      @Yikes_ 2 роки тому +11

      We'll have to wait a LOOONG time for that homie😔

    • @ariekazami4213
      @ariekazami4213 2 роки тому +13

      If that happens. Hope they keep Yasuyuki Kase as his VA. He just perfect for voicing him

    • @NihilisticSnake
      @NihilisticSnake Рік тому +1

      @@ariekazami4213 in English I want Gianni Matragrano to voice him

  • @felixml2201
    @felixml2201 7 років тому +48

    Before reading SBR: Man what a fruitcake.
    After reading SBR: The manliest man in this gay parade of a manga. The world would be a better place with more characters like him.

  • @viaxon6
    @viaxon6 9 років тому +299

    What is Funny Valentine's most favourite pet?
    Turtle from part 5

    • @TheAfroMenace
      @TheAfroMenace 9 років тому +1

      That took me a moment.

    • @JonJaflorist
      @JonJaflorist 9 років тому +4

      I still don't get these.

    • @viaxon6
      @viaxon6 9 років тому +30

      Jon Jewfairy Yet another 'anime only'?

    • @JonJaflorist
      @JonJaflorist 9 років тому +54

      OH GOD HOW DID I MISS THAT.

    • @dragirby
      @dragirby 9 років тому +8

      Make Eye It can give the user an ability invincibility, and any one can use it.
      Its similar to Burn the House Down, only instead of just being a hiding spot its another dimension in its self.
      And we also don't know of any other abilities it has, as its stand user is a turtle, which puts it at a sheer disadvantage and there was no visible increase in mental power like any other animal stand user or Stray Cat.
      I'm guessing you just have to trust Araki.

  • @GolddDragon
    @GolddDragon 4 роки тому +38

    Most villain themes: _evil and dark_
    Funny Valentine theme: *_ABSOLUTELY FUCKING G R O O V I N_*

    • @charliegi-ei9ux
      @charliegi-ei9ux Рік тому +2

      And except Pucci, he's like: "YEAAAAH HIGH SPEED CHRISTIAN ROCK"

  • @lolrus5555
    @lolrus5555 8 років тому +361

    DISHONEST DEEDS AT A PLEASANT PRICE!!!

    • @DarkDragon2344
      @DarkDragon2344 8 років тому +51

      2DAP

    • @PinkManGuy
      @PinkManGuy 8 років тому +77

      Not particularly very nice acts committed at what one would perceive to be a more than reasonable expense.

    • @thildronukaresh4266
      @thildronukaresh4266 8 років тому +26

      +Blazi Ken NPVNACAWOWPTBAMTRE!

    • @PinkManGuy
      @PinkManGuy 8 років тому +5

      +Thildron Ukaresh rolls off the tongue baybeee

    • @RedGhost2BlueToast
      @RedGhost2BlueToast 8 років тому +22

      Sinful Errands at a less Costly Amount

  • @araki-moriko3358
    @araki-moriko3358 9 років тому +90

    I haven't read part 7 yet (*is stuck in part 6 since months haha) but I can't stop thinking of Funny Valentine walking through the streets while jamming this song and doing random poses at citizens while he walks and saying dojaaa~~aan

    • @deepoweepo325
      @deepoweepo325 9 років тому +13

      What no no no don't do that

    • @araki-moriko3358
      @araki-moriko3358 9 років тому

      Abraham De Paz
      Sorry haha

    • @Foreverskull0
      @Foreverskull0 9 років тому +23

      Capitan-Estelar(Araki) Nah he rather walk through the street fucking up a crippled dude and mind fucking a dinosaur, and some Italian dude with an american flag.

    • @araki-moriko3358
      @araki-moriko3358 9 років тому +1

      Foreverskull0
      Oh...well 'll soon see that I guess I just started SBR few days ago..haha

    • @thaactor88
      @thaactor88 9 років тому

      Capitan-Estelar(Araki) Let me know how awesome you think it is lol

  • @kishinasura1504
    @kishinasura1504 8 років тому +35

    INMORAL ACTIONS DONE WITHOUT ANY TYPE OF REPERCUSSION

  • @Blindwordsman
    @Blindwordsman 9 років тому +47

    Funny Valentine for president 2016-forever

  • @Ikarusu
    @Ikarusu 8 років тому +175

    I will collect all parts of Jesus to take the Napkin.

    • @MegaBichiX
      @MegaBichiX 8 років тому +10

      hipoteticaly of course Lucy, im talking hipoteticaly

    • @jett_phil
      @jett_phil 8 років тому +15

      "HY-PO-THE-TI-CAL-LY"

    • @spritejunkee
      @spritejunkee 8 років тому +4

      I don't understand this joke but it still made me laugh and it only makes me want to finish parts 5 and 6 even more.

    • @everydayuntilyoulikeit1501
      @everydayuntilyoulikeit1501 8 років тому +2

      spritejunkee What are you doing here when you could be wryeading the manga

    • @youtubecomment2992
      @youtubecomment2992 8 років тому +1

      spritejunkee Dude skip part 5 trust me.The scans of it are unredeable

  • @fahholliday5374
    @fahholliday5374 10 років тому +60

    Dojyaa~~n!

  • @RedsHitpostMedia
    @RedsHitpostMedia 9 років тому +77

    *Shrug
    I'd vote for him

  • @gamwpanagia
    @gamwpanagia 10 років тому +91

    Steel Ball Run was damn awesome.

  • @LucaShutz
    @LucaShutz 2 роки тому +12

    Mr President you're being called back to the arena.

  • @Fgtr4Life
    @Fgtr4Life 11 років тому +111

    All rise for the national anthem!

    • @WalkersWonderland
      @WalkersWonderland 11 років тому +16

      American Schools should begin making kids pledge to this instead of the current Pledge of Allegiance.

    • @DixonYamada737
      @DixonYamada737 10 років тому +18

      WalkersWonderland Pose allegiance to your fabulous nation.

    • @KarhsXII
      @KarhsXII 10 років тому +18

      Please スタンド and remove your hats.

    • @chadsknnr
      @chadsknnr 10 років тому +1

      Karhs "fist bump"

    • @justarandomanimegirl7963
      @justarandomanimegirl7963 4 роки тому

      this is the president's national anthem

  • @conwaysquest6961
    @conwaysquest6961 8 років тому +99

    Unscrupulous Doings with Minimal Required Compensation.

    • @HirosamaNadasaki
      @HirosamaNadasaki 8 років тому +6

      Unprincipled Motions with Unambitious Capitalisation Over.

  • @WaywardRobot
    @WaywardRobot 10 років тому +80

    You should feel honored.

    • @SirPawsies
      @SirPawsies 9 років тому +30

      The only thing that can cross between this world and the next is my power!

    • @FakeSugarVillain
      @FakeSugarVillain 9 років тому +12

      ***** dojaaaaaa

    • @Zagstrak
      @Zagstrak 9 років тому +13

      WaywardRobot It's justified self defence.

    • @Zagstrak
      @Zagstrak 9 років тому +1

      ***** Fine... so long as I take the napkin first.

    • @ariekazami4213
      @ariekazami4213 8 років тому +5

      NOW SAVOR IT

  • @switch4964
    @switch4964 8 років тому +173

    UNLAWFUL ACTS DONE AT REASONBAL COSTS

    • @seovania9601
      @seovania9601 8 років тому +31

      DIRTY
      DEEDS
      DONE
      DIRT
      CHEAP

    • @juansangenis1384
      @juansangenis1384 8 років тому +21

      UNCLEAN THINGS MADE AT LOW PRICE

    • @schlarfblrfsch
      @schlarfblrfsch 8 років тому +8

      NOTORIOUS TASKS ACHIEVED WITHIN REASONABLE TOLLS

    • @jaderabbit898
      @jaderabbit898 8 років тому +3

      Ungrateful Bets Completed Low Taxes
      UBCLT!

    • @killerbot999
      @killerbot999 8 років тому +7

      Dastardly Doings Delivered for Dollars and Cents

  • @echowoods7977
    @echowoods7977 8 років тому +98

    THE PRESIDENT WE DESERVE.

  • @Swig_Chmeese
    @Swig_Chmeese 11 місяців тому +5

    “I feel a groove coming up, secret service hit it”
    Secret Service:

  • @jBreakDown46
    @jBreakDown46 8 років тому +39

    Dojyannnn

  • @NameNick-ro6oz
    @NameNick-ro6oz 4 роки тому +18

    the best patriotic flex on everyone else is that 1) he technically could use d4c with a blanket but he uses a flag and 2) hes fighting godlike creatures as the president and putting up a good fight.

  • @killerweebstar4451
    @killerweebstar4451 8 років тому +19

    THE BEST JOJO VILLAIN

  • @caav56
    @caav56 4 роки тому +13

    A quote from the ending to the "JORGE JOESTAR" light novel:
    *Funny Valentine went back to his own universe.*
    *"I wanted to uncover the secret to America's prosperity. And I wanted to protect that secret. And if I'm totally honest I sort of wanted to be that secret. But I've learned my lesson. What makes America great is the people who live in it, not anyone lying underground or in the heavens above. And that lesson will be my treasure."*
    *I hope he becomes a great President. One who spreads joy and peace to the world, and reduces pain and suffering.*

  • @j-cee2737
    @j-cee2737 9 років тому +29

    Funky Valentine.

  • @BasedPeter
    @BasedPeter 8 років тому +482

    Part1: Evil Boris Johnson
    Part2: The Mexicans
    Part3: BJ again
    Part4: Benedict Cumberbatch
    Part5: Lady Gaga
    Part6: Black Jesus Man
    Part7: Young Donald Trump
    Boy, JoJo sure has some crazy villains

    • @Pyroniusburn
      @Pyroniusburn 8 років тому +235

      +EpicNinjaNerd7 >Benedict Cumberbatch
      >Not David Bowie
      what is wrong with you?

    • @namishusband818
      @namishusband818 8 років тому +58

      Part 1 should be Evil Tim Curry.

    • @MisterBones2910
      @MisterBones2910 8 років тому +26

      +Pyoniusburn
      Besides, it's spelled 'Bendthedick Cuminbitch.'

    • @emetanti
      @emetanti 8 років тому +12

      Part 1: Tim Curry.
      Part 3: David Bowie in Labyrinth.

    • @RTANDJS
      @RTANDJS 7 років тому +60

      part 1: Vampire Shakira
      part 2: Aztec Gods Of Fitness
      part 3: Gay Vampire Shakira
      part 4: David Bowie & Korean Plastic Surgery
      part 5: 101 Diavolos
      part 6: Obama
      part 7: Donald Trump and Steven Spielburg
      part 8: Sailor Moon

  • @fahholliday5374
    @fahholliday5374 10 років тому +77

    Judging by the riff of Another One Bites The Dust in this song, it's entirely possible that this was actually meant to be Kosaku Kira's theme, and the dubstep-laden version we have now was added in after they changed it to Valentine's.

    • @RealParadoxBlues
      @RealParadoxBlues 10 років тому +46

      Given that Kosaku Kira got "KILL-A" instead, the change was definitely for the better.

    • @fahholliday5374
      @fahholliday5374 10 років тому

      RealParadoxBlues Agree.

    • @coffeeeater1333
      @coffeeeater1333 9 років тому +1

      Dio Brando
      They're talking about the actual song, how it sounds. KILL-A is rad as fuck

    • @MeltedSherbert
      @MeltedSherbert 9 років тому

      Lance インディゴチャンピオン That would've probably been more fitting for diavolo

    • @themagicalgamer6522
      @themagicalgamer6522 2 роки тому

      timestamp?

  • @yaboysantana567
    @yaboysantana567 8 років тому +64

    Hide and seek with Yukari and Valentine

    • @namishusband818
      @namishusband818 8 років тому +4

      Death Battle opportunity?

    • @lilpotayto
      @lilpotayto 8 років тому +25

      I feel like you could do a whole series with Valentine and Yukari where Valentine is diligently trying to go about his goals and Yukari just follows him around taunting him.
      "You see, Joestar. Everything I do, I do for justice."
      "Except exercise apparently. "
      "Goddammit Yukari...."

    • @taloscal
      @taloscal 8 років тому +10

      *canned laughter ensues*
      This sounds like a sitcom that I would watch happily. XP

    • @takailatomson8352
      @takailatomson8352 8 років тому +1

      Reishyn. all the Fat to Thin jokes to come out of this

    • @seovania9601
      @seovania9601 8 років тому +7

      More like hide and rape...

  • @ninjabuddy1
    @ninjabuddy1 11 років тому +31

    I've made it my priority to listen to this song at least once a day until this game arrives in the mail.

    • @ninjabuddy1
      @ninjabuddy1 11 років тому +4

      Also thank God Funny Valentine isn't DLC because all the DLC is severely overpriced. I love Annasui but I don't really want to pay roughly 7 dollars for him.

    • @Sarcopagusmonster
      @Sarcopagusmonster 11 років тому +5

      ninjabuddy1 LLS i know rite like anyone would pay 7 bucks for fatty.....now lisa lisa is total different story i had to get her

    • @tieflingbard
      @tieflingbard 11 років тому +16

      The DLC is severely lacking, too. Where the fuck are Diego, Stroheim and Foo Fighters? I can only hope the NA/EU release has them in the game.
      Also, I was disappointed that Speedwagon wasn't the narrator for the game. Like, come on, this is Speedwagon we're talking about. It's his job. Instead, we get some weird robotic voice.

    • @Sarcopagusmonster
      @Sarcopagusmonster 11 років тому +4

      hell yea i would too see foo fighters or diego or Yuya Fungami or even Joshu Higashikata ftom part 8 they could've added so much more ppl than they did

    • @Protantical
      @Protantical 10 років тому +3

      Jorge Norzagaray
      I agree with you on all that, especially Diego and Foo Fighters. Yet, Stroheim doesn't do enough to have a really full-fledged move set. The only notable things he has was his chest-cannon, nothing to really base off of unless you want a stale move set that relied on mostly his chest. Maybe the hand grenade, where he fought Santana, but that's pushing it I think.

  • @inkoctopui3787
    @inkoctopui3787 2 роки тому +10

    lmao on the 4th of July which is a special day for Americans I am back here without knowing that even though I ain't even American(I'm Canadian).
    Funny Valentine was the best antagonist in the entire series and one of the best characters, if not outright the best. Part 7 was just insanely good.

  • @sillyYata
    @sillyYata 5 років тому +13

    Not Usually Ethically Correct Actions Executed At A Lower Than Standard Charging Fee

  • @iamnotweak9259
    @iamnotweak9259 Рік тому +7

    D4C is so powerful. Only thing he can't do is to find your missing father.

  • @theshiller8071
    @theshiller8071 7 років тому +16

    ~ F U N K Y V A L E N T I N E ~

  • @truefailure6359
    @truefailure6359 3 роки тому +6

    My president cant possibly be this funky

  • @clousdy5464
    @clousdy5464 2 роки тому +7

    we got funky president over here

  • @Tjxal
    @Tjxal 8 років тому +13

    valentine for president 2020

  • @gabrielcosta2560
    @gabrielcosta2560 8 років тому +96

    [Insert Patriotic Joke Here]

    • @voila6433
      @voila6433 8 років тому +2

      [Insert insertion meme here]

    • @voila6433
      @voila6433 8 років тому +2

      And before anyone ever commits to a line of such, ad infinitum.

    • @voila6433
      @voila6433 8 років тому +7

      I am fun at parties.

    • @marcelovieira519
      @marcelovieira519 5 років тому +1

      DOJYAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

  • @deadpool630
    @deadpool630 10 років тому +32

    I will take the first napkin!

  • @nocturn333
    @nocturn333 8 років тому +173

    MAKE

  • @ZzigZaG00NIN
    @ZzigZaG00NIN 2 роки тому +9

    Valentine, Captain America, Guile some of the most patriotic characters in fighting games

  • @ikol458
    @ikol458 8 років тому +51

    Where do I sign up to vote for this guy?

  • @HHopebringer
    @HHopebringer 10 років тому +17

    Dojyaaan!

  • @dolkiti881
    @dolkiti881 5 років тому +9

    Geez that's the best carachter theme I've ever heard

  • @jaredfry2037
    @jaredfry2037 4 роки тому +9

    This theme fits Valentine so well

  • @hypnoskales7069
    @hypnoskales7069 4 роки тому +3

    It's beautiful, I've been listening to this for 5 hours now...

  • @em0cia
    @em0cia 10 років тому +80

    Jesus Christ this theme is so fucking beautiful and sexy oh my god D4C is the sexiest stand and Funny Valentine is the sexiest villain aaaaaaagh *gets annihilated by D4C*

    • @takumidoutou4412
      @takumidoutou4412 10 років тому +10

      Am I allowed to call him my waifu

    • @NikitaAlexeevdjeiden
      @NikitaAlexeevdjeiden 10 років тому +26

      bethany waters Husbando*

    • @QueenMonoChrome
      @QueenMonoChrome 10 років тому +9

      I guess it's time to *Do Dirty Deeds Done Cheap*

    • @pablomadrid6962
      @pablomadrid6962 9 років тому +2

      The Lannister's Banjo Bard those Dirty Deeds shall be Done Dirt Cheap.

    • @takumidoutou4412
      @takumidoutou4412 9 років тому +6

      Funny valentine can do whatever he wants with me tbh

  • @witheringflies
    @witheringflies 4 роки тому +3

    That art made me something...I don't know how to put it but, it's a rare feeling..

  • @giornogiovanna5340
    @giornogiovanna5340 4 роки тому +17

    When she says how deep can you go
    And you reply with
    "To the roots of my beloved America"

  • @rosbrent315
    @rosbrent315 3 роки тому +8

    Dojyaaan

  • @Joestar012
    @Joestar012 11 років тому +4

    Thanks for extending this song. Been waiting for this funky theme to more then 2 minutes long.

  • @BzaafiedTheYatagarasu
    @BzaafiedTheYatagarasu 2 роки тому +8

    I'm imagining a Secret Service Agent in the White House unveiling this as the new National Anthem.

  • @hypnoskales7069
    @hypnoskales7069 4 роки тому +3

    When you open this video on multiple tabs in the browser:
    Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

  • @tantanny
    @tantanny 8 років тому +38

    IF Part 7 ever gets an anime adaption imagine how long it would be

    • @andytorres6052
      @andytorres6052 8 років тому

      Depends on shows rating and if it sell well in DVDs. Which worried me the most is part 5, since it is the worst story arc.

    • @kugelblitz1918
      @kugelblitz1918 8 років тому +8

      +andy torres It's basically the most popular arc in Japan (and the least popular is 4, think about that), so it's probably gonna get an adaptation...

    • @andytorres6052
      @andytorres6052 8 років тому

      +kugelblitz1918 wait part 5 was the most popular? I thought part 7 was the best story arc

    • @kugelblitz1918
      @kugelblitz1918 8 років тому +1

      andy torres
      Well popular =/= best.

    • @tantanny
      @tantanny 8 років тому +1

      +andy torres I'm still reading part 5, it's good but it's pretty all over the place. I still look forward to part 6 being made, hopefully they'll use 'What a Wonderful World' as the Ending theme.

  • @nyarlathotep5707
    @nyarlathotep5707 8 років тому +17

    Deplorable actions finished for a minuscule rate of currency

  • @koibathekingofgames8522
    @koibathekingofgames8522 5 років тому +1

    My power level is raising with each upload you make, keep it up.

  • @Sam-jj3wn
    @Sam-jj3wn 10 років тому +7

    I'm making that funky guitar part my ringtone, it's just too catchy.

  • @trundlethegreat152
    @trundlethegreat152 8 років тому +87

    Trump has taken the first napkin

  • @Wally_West
    @Wally_West Рік тому +3

    ''Suppose that… you were sitting down at a table. The napkins are in front of you. Which napkin would you take? The one on your left or the one on your right?''

  • @soulcaliber4411
    @soulcaliber4411 5 років тому +7

    It was crazy when he changed from being this old looking fat dude to the most fabulous blond American I have ever seen. Shocked me pretty good

  • @jokerproper2088
    @jokerproper2088 4 роки тому +4

    almost a million.... keep going, guys!

  • @elijauan
    @elijauan 2 роки тому +5

    “the one who misreads one move… will that be you Gyro? It certainly won’t be me.”

  • @lightsinx
    @lightsinx 9 років тому +35

    honestly how did Valentine go from that lard ass in his first appearance to this...then again how did anasui go from a woman to a man. Araki himself is bizarre. He has to be a pillarman

    • @d4c935
      @d4c935 9 років тому +31

      He could of easily switched with a better looking Valentine

    • @lightsinx
      @lightsinx 9 років тому +21

      +D4C so in that world johnny probably isnt paralyzed and gyro has silver teeth instead of gold.

    • @Levyafan
      @Levyafan 8 років тому +4

      It's speculated that it was Jesus' ribcage that gave Valentine his new HOT DAYM appearance.

    • @mrripyouoff9768
      @mrripyouoff9768 8 років тому

      +Xastiel Muffinz
      vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/jjba/images/9/97/Femme_anasui.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150212153448

    • @mezmezzy1870
      @mezmezzy1870 8 років тому +2

      I think it's just bad character design, just see Dio from part 1/initial part 3 and compare it to part 3 ending. Part 3 end gave Dio a much more square jaw than was necessary.

  • @omega197
    @omega197 Рік тому +3

    "Man i wonder what grand berserker would look like, he seem a menacing fellow in lostbelt 4"
    The grand berserker:

  • @titaniumbat7820
    @titaniumbat7820 8 років тому +12

    TIME TO COMMIT FILTHY ACTS AT A FAIR AND HONEST PRICE

  • @Arlesmon
    @Arlesmon 8 років тому +65

    Does the fact that trump has won mean that we'll finally get our SBR IRL?

    • @sackfire2986
      @sackfire2986 8 років тому +22

      are you saying we'll start a chase around the country to find someones corpse so it won't fall on trumps hands?

    • @Arkantos1900
      @Arkantos1900 8 років тому +21

      I guess then we have to stop president Trump and his stand The Wall

    • @TheGeoshark
      @TheGeoshark 8 років тому +28

      "Winning the race is very important, but Jesus told me we have to kill the president."

    • @jedahaw
      @jedahaw 8 років тому

      didn't expect to see Hikawa here.

    • @Arlesmon
      @Arlesmon 8 років тому +6

      jedahaw Well, gotta make the preparations for the conception.

  • @najendasabigbossu4423
    @najendasabigbossu4423 7 років тому +4

    Best Arc and best Antagonist! Dojyaaaa~~n!

  • @roytheboy6503
    @roytheboy6503 8 років тому +7

    DAFUK
    Dirty
    Actions
    Fulfilled
    Utterly
    Keen

  • @cuce4ka663
    @cuce4ka663 4 роки тому +6

    Valentine the best villian and character.

  • @chunkle5655
    @chunkle5655 4 роки тому +5

    He may have done dirty deeds with a 14 year old, but hes lowkey still a better president than the orange we have

  • @yochlel2642
    @yochlel2642 9 років тому +29

    [Shitty Stunts For Scant Shekels]

    • @Star808_
      @Star808_ 7 років тому +2

      negative man I keep seeing these D4C name jokes, and this one made me laugh the hardest. Idk why these are so funny.

  • @АндрійЛотиш-ф4х
    @АндрійЛотиш-ф4х 4 роки тому +6

    Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price, also can be shortened to D4C
    "No one knows what this mysterious abbreviation means"

  • @rootlotus6902
    @rootlotus6902 6 років тому +5

    これがオールスターバトルのなかでは一番に好きだった