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Regarding the Necrons, I feel some nuance is lost: Yes, their bodies are resilient and easily repaired. As long as their civilization stands, that is true. However, I'd argue their "lifespans" becomes more about the state of their minds, and it is said that for each restoration from "death" their mind-engrams slightly degrade (whether this is just for Warriors or a general rule I don't know) - This means that they slowly tend towards being an inert, lobotomized husk as they exist. In addition, the risk for madness, succumbing to the destroyer-virus or accidental exposure to the flayer-virus is nearing 100% as time goes towards infinity. They are also dependent on having an uplink to a functional Tomb World, and they can also be punished by having their reanimation-privileges revoked.
Necrons attacked the old ones over the secret of immortality. Old ones' answer? Making an immortal, brutal ork race that has no business being immortal. I dont know if thats a chad move or just a cruel joke
I like to think that the Old Ones' secret for immortality was dependent on the Warp, so the Necrontyr were incapable of taking advantage of it. For their part, the Necrontyr refused to believe them, and saw the further evidence of the Eldar and Krork as more evidence of the Old Ones being dicks.
Honestly, the only reason why people would think you're a hack is that they don't want to admit that someone could like Warhammer, hygiene, and the gym.
I fucking hate the gym. If it would be full of Majorkills I would love it. But I don't have a gym like that nearby. The one that recently closed was full of thugs, and weird people, who were doing solarium so much, that they were as dark as an indian. The girls did the same, but they were all bleached blonde beside being that "tanned". It was weird, it had medicine smell, so fuck no.
Genestealer *step-child:* (most) Humans are (forcefully inflicted) family/cult-members not food, "mom"! Tyranid queen-mom: *[alien sigh]* See this is why your *neglected.* Now be silent you *adopted,* beta form, hybrid-making freak! Genestealer step-child: **feelings of anguish intensifies** I miss being independent...(as a faction..)
I'd thought part of the reason for chaos space marines ageing so little was meant to be that time is moving much more slowly for them in the eye of terror, in the same way that ships can disappear in the warp and reappear decades or millenia later with the crew only experiencing a few weeks.
It‘s not so much that time goes slower, it just goes real fucky wucky It can go like you described, or the other way around where the ship is lost for decades only to come out the other side like a second later real time, and that‘s without even mentioning how you can even end up arriving before you left, so it‘s even possible to time travel back In conclusion, the warp was designed by tzeench, because it‘s a massive headache to even try to think about, much less comprehend
I am pretty sure that is part of it. Space Marines for themselves can live for thousands of years and warp f*ckery does its own to possibly extend - or maybe lower - that lifespan. If I recall there was a discussion between Chaos Space Marines, one of the "current time" and one hailing from the heresy. The one from the heresy stated that for him the great war against the empire was only a few centuries ago, despite having happened 10.000 years back for the other marine. So, yeah. Never underestimate warp-f*ckery, kids! I think I heard that one in one of Luetin's videos concerning time and the warp and it was a really interesting piece of lore and analysis!
I remember reading that some of the chaos space marines just float around in the warp, like they are just in stasis, and for them no time at all passes, but like they are dreaming. More like they are part of their god, and they get summoned when they are needed.
How can Malekith be the oldest elf when his mother is still kicking too. They are the oldest in existence, if you don't count the mages inside the Vortex because they are outside reality, but Morathi is still older.
@@Michael-bn1oi that's what I said xD That said, Morathi's age is unknown, shes from the time of Aenarion and Caledor, but when Aenarion found her, she's already a really powerful sorceress, hinting that she might be older than she looks. It's quite probably that she's even older than Caledor.
10:30 Thing with Chaos marines is the amount of "time"* that passes in the warp and the amount of time that passes in realspace have no correlation. *Strictly speaking the amount of time that passes in the warp has no relationship with the amount of time that passes in the warp either.
And now, thanks to the great rift the amount of time that passes in one part of real-space can also have little to no relationship with the amount of time that passes in another part of real-space.
@@bonanlin4972 sounds an awful lot like what happens near a black hole, what with space-time bending or some shit to the point that time moves faster or slower, depending on distance...
Yeah, but it works both way. Night lords novel mentions that Talos is nearly 300 years old despite taking part in siege of Terra, but there are marines who already lived 50k years after the heresy. I would like to read about 50 thousands years old chaos space marine who get tired from all this eternal war shit and just chilling around
Wasnt the Big E born 8.000BC? Which would make him around 50.000 years old in the current setting. I am wondering if Timmy did your math right there :)
From what I recall of the Tau lore, the ethereals aren't immortal, they just live a bit longer than normal tau (probably because healthcare and shit). Also, shadowsun is as old as she is mostly due to constantly popping in and out of cryostasis, as the ethereals basically just stuff her into cryo between campaigns at this point. Probably also health care though.
if a captured ork chose to fight his literal jail cell, would he live forever? if an ork just started punching itself could it sustain its life force indefinitely ?
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@@taylorwilson6655 man hawk boy butchered so hard angron would be jealous. If Angron was blinded by rage, then Sanguinius has tamed his rage and made that rage far more dangerous than any weapons.
To be honest, it becomes less about physical immortality and more about the state of your mind. Things like the destroyer-virus, the flayer-virus and simply engram-degeneration over time can make the proudest Necron Lord lose themselves. What point is there to an immortal body, if that immortality is spent in madness or just as a lobotomized twitching husk. Yes, they are "alive", but... I'd fear such a fate more than mere, final death.
Man lives on non compliant garden world during the heresy: "I could conceivably live for a century" Lion El Jonson notices the planet exists *sweating in fear of global extermination intensifies*
Eisenhorn said himself in hereticus the third book in the series that he was considered to be middle-aged. He was like 100 plus something at that point.
"The best example is the Emperor, who is 42 thousand years old" Actually he's much older, he's like 47-48 thousand years old, since h'es been conceived by the council of ancient terran shamans around thr 8th millennium b.C.
Throwing in a correction about the Dark Eldar, there are many Haemonculi that pre-date the Fall and can claim to be older than Vect. The Haemonculi are the original BDSM sluts that set up Commarragh in the first place, and Ancient Haemonculi from those days still exist. But they use cloning and regeneration and all manner of other stuff to survive, so maybe you don't class that as a natural life span.
Back in 5E (2008) a friend of mine who'd played Chaos since 3E got butthurt that loyalist SM captains also got buffed to WS6 (it wasn't always a flat "to hit" goal, kids) alongside Chaos Lords, which brought our college cafeteria nerd-argument around to the "passage" of "time" in the Warp. Despite what it says on sidereal calendars, the vast majority of Chaos SMs are not "10k year veterans" and should be equal to their Imperial counterparts because: 1: the vast majority of Chaos Lords encountered *are* captains and chapter masters who turned within an average Astartes lifetime and have never been to the Eye of Terror (i.e. Lufgt Huron, and he was an exceptional CM and reluctant renegade). 2: of those who actually remember the Horus Heresy, most have just lived a twisted version of a slightly-longer-than-average Astartes life. Few of them actually have more combat experience than the average Terminator, none have more than Dante, Grimnar, and the average VenDread. This group is already represented in rules and lore: they make up the majority of Chosen in Legion-derived warbands. 3: the very few who did take an active role in the "Long War" for most of its duration also have rules and lore: they're called demon princes, with 5 canon exceptions (Kharn, Lucius, Typhus, Ahriman and Topknot the PlotSpoiler).
In 40K its depends on ones socio-economic status and life style similar to reality but taken to the extreme at least for your base line humans. (most Guardsmen, Underhive dwellers die young, regular people live just a bit longer while the Rich and Powerful live give or take a few hundred years.) Astartes live for centuries, if they can live peacefully a few thousand, in Dreadnoughts almost Indefinitely. For Mechancus it also depends on their rank but they can live for a very long time comparable to Astartes because of their implants. The Eldar can live for Thousands of years with the current oldest being Tens of thousands of years old Necrons are Immortal, Chaos Marines live indefinitely especially with Mutations. Tau live basically on the same rates as humans. Tyranids live very short lives (give or take a few hours or days depending on the lifeform) with the exception of Norn queens and Hive tyrants which are basically immortal. For Orks its literally a roll of the dice as some can live for centuries.
Watching all the lore videos really makes me want to get into the tabletop game... then I remember I don't have that kind of cash or friends who are into stuff like that. Feels bad. But the comedy in MK's videos makes the lore fun enough.
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Aging is not a flaw in the genome per-se. All complex structures degrade over time, organic tissue is no exception to this. The only biologically immortal organisms on earth are very basic invertebrates. They do not form complex, specialized organs that need to maintain a specific cellular structure.
@@Mark-in8ju some tyranids lifeforms such as the rippers lack alot of organs such as a stomach due to how simple they need tl be to be mass produced. so I do think alot of tyranid lifeforms have a very "simple" biology, wich at the very least help with their natural lifespand, now as for them reaching anything close to 1 year or anything, that's really up to spéculations
@@majorkill Ok, that makes sense. I'm ok with trimming the sides on my own, but I wouldn't touch the hair on top of my head because I'd mess it up for sure.
Nids also jump into the gestation pools to be dissolved back into raw biomass upon a victory, the ‘characters’ are recycled and given new life with a similar semi-personality when needed
I read somewhere that the max lifespan a none augment human can live with reju treatment is 400 years ish. And you aren't in top shape when you reach it.
Hey. I only came to inform everyone that he did it. The angry aussie have finally reached 248 000 subs and overtaken OMS. Its been a long road from the War of the Beard video, but he finally did it.
A lot of problems in The Imperium come from the fact that the rich and powerful can live basically forever and refuse to give up any of their power, resulting in the stagnation and regression the Imperial society is known for. Nobody has to worry about their legacy or improving things for people who aren’t them because they expect to live basically forever. So the old people linger and the young blood dies off and nothing ever gets better
Eh not really imperial nobles sometimes do a LOT of babies soo much that as a rite of passage they send them into underhives to do certain stuff find some cool tech or kill X number of xenos/humans/mutants/whatever or basically do a battle royale underhive edition to see which one returns victorious which will then become nobles and successors to their bloodline
Don't know if you're taking vid suggestions. If you are, imperial commissars would be a good one. Probably enough material there, Yarrick, Cain, Gaunt, etc. I can just imagine the fragging jokes and about whether or not they actually help or hurt morale. Might even talk about the guard's morale for a while and whether or not commissars are even necessary. Like maybe not for a unit like the Kriegers.
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Ah but there was a drawback to the species you could grind up, Majorkill: if you take it while sick then, once it wears off, you’ll be in a worse state then you were before taking it, usually _right on_ the threshold of death. For example: say an imperial noble has cancer. He takes this miracle cure and feels good for a while, then it wears off and all of his servants get to watch as he grotesquely morphs into a pile of sentient tumors and quivering cancerous flesh.
I imagine the reason the writers gave T’au a short life span is that they wanted to leave open the possibility of them being descendants of the Necrontyre, though I don’t think it’s super likely they’ll explore that possibility anytime soon.
Loving the reintroduction of the last of the Mohican ish background music to your vids MK. I kept rambling on about panpipes but think it could actually be a fiddle.🤣 either way liking being back. For…tGEeom
After MK last vid I half expected him to be executed as a lore heretic. Also the EoM is believed to be fifty to sixty plus thousand years old. Since current lore says he about as old as the oldest city ever discovered, Çatalhöyük, located in present-day Turkey. Which could be 9,000 to 12,000 years old. Plus one of the ancient symbols of the city, is a two headed bird (very very much like the Imperial Aquila). So good on GW for doing their homework, like the good nerds they are. The Necron's may have a finite life span, since its constantly hinted that their minds have already started to disintegrate after the Great Sleep. Though they do not know if this become of the Great Sleep itself. Or as some Necron fear their memory engrams are succumbing to simply sub-atomic entropy, its unknown if Notorious N.U.R.G.L.E is responsible or not. Though it would fit that C'tan even lied to Necrontyr about giving them true immortality. Finally, its stated in some fluff that because of the peculiarities of time in the Warp. Some Chaos Space Marines have aged/experienced 10,000 to 50,000 years of life. While others seem to believe its only been months since Horus died.
I'd say titans are far from immortal, since they stop waking up with age. At some point they'll just not wake up at all. While yes, they are technically alive in there, they're functionally dead.
0:04 To be fair, I think of it every couple days, and I'm stressed by the graveyard problem, prices, and so on. I'm very afraid to lose memories and happiness. That maybe the most. I really want to live, but life is just problematic. I wanna buy chickens and a cat too, build a wooden house. Do things and be happy.
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Regarding the Necrons, I feel some nuance is lost: Yes, their bodies are resilient and easily repaired. As long as their civilization stands, that is true.
However, I'd argue their "lifespans" becomes more about the state of their minds, and it is said that for each restoration from "death" their mind-engrams slightly degrade (whether this is just for Warriors or a general rule I don't know)
- This means that they slowly tend towards being an inert, lobotomized husk as they exist.
In addition, the risk for madness, succumbing to the destroyer-virus or accidental exposure to the flayer-virus is nearing 100% as time goes towards infinity.
They are also dependent on having an uplink to a functional Tomb World, and they can also be punished by having their reanimation-privileges revoked.
Major drop that hair care routine it looks great.
..."Low spending on *free* healthcare".....
(Laughs in inflation and taxation)
Life span depends on the accuracy and velocity of a bolter round
BOLTERS BROTHER!
Fusion blaster works too
And plot armor. If not for plot armor Abbadon, Calgar and other dudes would be dead already.
Or a Chainsword
@@gabzsy4924 You forgot about whole Tau Empire
Necrons attacked the old ones over the secret of immortality.
Old ones' answer? Making an immortal, brutal ork race that has no business being immortal. I dont know if thats a chad move or just a cruel joke
Why not both? Just fucking style on those bone heads
I like to think that the Old Ones' secret for immortality was dependent on the Warp, so the Necrontyr were incapable of taking advantage of it. For their part, the Necrontyr refused to believe them, and saw the further evidence of the Eldar and Krork as more evidence of the Old Ones being dicks.
@@JohnnyOrc That makes a lot of sense, so GW is probably not going to do that.
Yeah, but Orks are basically fungi. They aren't real complex.
It's Sigma.
Honestly, the only reason why people would think you're a hack is that they don't want to admit that someone could like Warhammer, hygiene, and the gym.
Yeah bro I dont think that's why xD
That is a Walpole.
And maybe because of all the sexist racist homophobic jokes but that’s just my guess
I fucking hate the gym. If it would be full of Majorkills I would love it. But I don't have a gym like that nearby. The one that recently closed was full of thugs, and weird people, who were doing solarium so much, that they were as dark as an indian. The girls did the same, but they were all bleached blonde beside being that "tanned". It was weird, it had medicine smell, so fuck no.
@@pythonking16.59 nah pretty sure they just want a fat, sweaty, neck beard only community for Warhammer
Tyranid mom to her sons: “Now what do we say about humans?”
Kids in a chorus: “Humans are food not friends.”
Genestealer *step-child:* (most) Humans are (forcefully inflicted) family/cult-members not food, "mom"!
Tyranid queen-mom: *[alien sigh]* See this is why your *neglected.* Now be silent you *adopted,* beta form, hybrid-making freak!
Genestealer step-child: **feelings of anguish intensifies** I miss being independent...(as a faction..)
Good, that’s right.
The hive grows ever stronger fellow nids!
I'd thought part of the reason for chaos space marines ageing so little was meant to be that time is moving much more slowly for them in the eye of terror, in the same way that ships can disappear in the warp and reappear decades or millenia later with the crew only experiencing a few weeks.
It‘s not so much that time goes slower, it just goes real fucky wucky
It can go like you described, or the other way around where the ship is lost for decades only to come out the other side like a second later real time, and that‘s without even mentioning how you can even end up arriving before you left, so it‘s even possible to time travel back
In conclusion, the warp was designed by tzeench, because it‘s a massive headache to even try to think about, much less comprehend
Yeah this is stated explicitly a few times in lore. Ahriman mentions it in his books
I am pretty sure that is part of it. Space Marines for themselves can live for thousands of years and warp f*ckery does its own to possibly extend - or maybe lower - that lifespan. If I recall there was a discussion between Chaos Space Marines, one of the "current time" and one hailing from the heresy. The one from the heresy stated that for him the great war against the empire was only a few centuries ago, despite having happened 10.000 years back for the other marine.
So, yeah. Never underestimate warp-f*ckery, kids!
I think I heard that one in one of Luetin's videos concerning time and the warp and it was a really interesting piece of lore and analysis!
I've heard somewhere that one of the chaos gods basic blessing involve ageless immortality
I remember reading that some of the chaos space marines just float around in the warp, like they are just in stasis, and for them no time at all passes, but like they are dreaming. More like they are part of their god, and they get summoned when they are needed.
How can Malekith be the oldest elf when his mother is still kicking too. They are the oldest in existence, if you don't count the mages inside the Vortex because they are outside reality, but Morathi is still older.
Morathi is not older than the elves in the vortex, she is the same age. And there are presumably a few other first generation elves around.
@@Michael-bn1oi If I remember correctly, some of the really old High Elves go into a sleeping beauty-style coma. But don't quote me on that.
@@Michael-bn1oi that's what I said xD
That said, Morathi's age is unknown, shes from the time of Aenarion and Caledor, but when Aenarion found her, she's already a really powerful sorceress, hinting that she might be older than she looks. It's quite probably that she's even older than Caledor.
@@TheRewasder97 The point is that she MUST be older than Malekith if she is his mother. Right? RIGHT!?
explained on his book. the ritual to bind him to the armour by sotek prety much made him inmortal.
Morathi run rituals of blood to keep her young .
10:30 Thing with Chaos marines is the amount of "time"* that passes in the warp and the amount of time that passes in realspace have no correlation.
*Strictly speaking the amount of time that passes in the warp has no relationship with the amount of time that passes in the warp either.
does time even pass in the warp? does it exist?
I've heard that one of the chaos gods basic blessings is ageless immortality
And now, thanks to the great rift the amount of time that passes in one part of real-space can also have little to no relationship with the amount of time that passes in another part of real-space.
@@bonanlin4972 sounds an awful lot like what happens near a black hole, what with space-time bending or some shit to the point that time moves faster or slower, depending on distance...
Yeah, but it works both way. Night lords novel mentions that Talos is nearly 300 years old despite taking part in siege of Terra, but there are marines who already lived 50k years after the heresy. I would like to read about 50 thousands years old chaos space marine who get tired from all this eternal war shit and just chilling around
Wasnt the Big E born 8.000BC? Which would make him around 50.000 years old in the current setting. I am wondering if Timmy did your math right there :)
Only Timmy would have the nerve to get things so wrong
I bet Majorkill is pegging him right now for that malicious disinformation 😂
I mean he is kinda dead
@@bocchithean-cap3404 take away 10,000 years then. Aged roughly 40,000 years then
From what I recall of the Tau lore, the ethereals aren't immortal, they just live a bit longer than normal tau (probably because healthcare and shit). Also, shadowsun is as old as she is mostly due to constantly popping in and out of cryostasis, as the ethereals basically just stuff her into cryo between campaigns at this point. Probably also health care though.
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Ah i see kane does indeed live.
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if a captured ork chose to fight his literal jail cell, would he live forever? if an ork just started punching itself could it sustain its life force indefinitely ?
That would be a very lame krumpin, so the ork would still degrade away because its definitely not enough to get their bodies to juice them up.
They could but they aren't that smart. The Old Krorks probably realized they could do that but modern orks probably can't
@@ballofmayo5132 I disagree. A truly stupid ork could convince themselves of this and it would work
@@ballofmayo5132 Current orks don't even know they have a combined reality warping.
Red goes fast, they're to dumb to know why.
I think that ork would die and drop spores that eventually create enough orks to break through the cells.
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Was binge-watching Majorkill videos before this, perfect timing!
Just a minor correction the 5th edition dark Eldar codex implies that Urien Rakarth saw the fall so we have two dark Eldar pushing 10,000
Urien is also Vect's personal Haemonculus, so he has access to a lot of slaves.
Small video idea: how did each legion react to losing/almost losing their primarch?
I know the answer to one.
*stomp stomp*
Watching this during my lunch break. Honestly couldn't be a better time. I need to relax to my favorite sci-fi studying Australian.
If I was an Eldar and my souls purpose was to get a GF, I would be fucking immortal til the end of all things and beyond.
Sole purpose to kill Emperor= live forever
Reject girl accept emperor of man
@@adeptasororitas1929 only the Emperor is worthwhile
No incel Eldar, they're all very good looking.
Careful. You either be a wizard or a 9gagger.
Video idea : which primarchs did the chaos gods originally wanted to get
Video answer: sangy-poo... all of them... And not angron or pertuarbo 😂
I know khorne wanted hawkboy but that's about it haha
@@taylorwilson6655 man hawk boy butchered so hard angron would be jealous. If Angron was blinded by rage, then Sanguinius has tamed his rage and made that rage far more dangerous than any weapons.
Birdy always had a thing for Magnus
@@TheRewasder97 honestly Tzeentch is the most likely to entice Sanguinius. Khorne and Slanesh want him but he is not into them.
I’m surprised Australian authorities allowed you to freely upload this
Don't give them any funny ideas.
Context?
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Lmao
Wait, why? Is there some new law saying being austrian is not okay lol?
* Laughs in Necron *
Well, most of the skelly bois got no souls. So yeah.
@@Butter_Warrior99 "What's a 'Life Span'? lololol *SOISOISOISOI* "
@@Headywon, *SOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOISOI*
To be honest, it becomes less about physical immortality and more about the state of your mind. Things like the destroyer-virus, the flayer-virus and simply engram-degeneration over time can make the proudest Necron Lord lose themselves.
What point is there to an immortal body, if that immortality is spent in madness or just as a lobotomized twitching husk. Yes, they are "alive", but... I'd fear such a fate more than mere, final death.
@@RainbowDevourer * *SOI* intensifies *
Man lives on non compliant garden world during the heresy: "I could conceivably live for a century"
Lion El Jonson notices the planet exists
*sweating in fear of global extermination intensifies*
Am I seeing hairline openings Majorkill? are you secretly going chaos?? Yes!
its normal at 23. But he may become horus in 2 yrs. You never know
@@elperronimo He knows about the God Emperor of Delts, Derek from MorePlatesMoreDates. He'll stay a loyalist.
@@ranfan1820 yes but majorkill hasnt gotten the genesauzule yet so we dont know he might end up like Blahino(Lorgar of fitness youtube)
Eisenhorn said himself in hereticus the third book in the series that he was considered to be middle-aged. He was like 100 plus something at that point.
"The best example is the Emperor, who is 42 thousand years old"
Actually he's much older, he's like 47-48 thousand years old, since h'es been conceived by the council of ancient terran shamans around thr 8th millennium b.C.
Throwing in a correction about the Dark Eldar, there are many Haemonculi that pre-date the Fall and can claim to be older than Vect. The Haemonculi are the original BDSM sluts that set up Commarragh in the first place, and Ancient Haemonculi from those days still exist.
But they use cloning and regeneration and all manner of other stuff to survive, so maybe you don't class that as a natural life span.
"Can't die if Im part Robot Scorpion!" -some Haemonuli probably
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I think another aspect of Orks is that they continue to grow larger, like the older one is the bigger he is, right?
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The "arch" enemy is almost slain.
we are fortifying this position!!!
Considering where Tyranids come from and that their ships are alive...man these ships must be old.
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The average Gretchen lifespan depends on how long it takes the nearest Ork to want a snack
Back in 5E (2008) a friend of mine who'd played Chaos since 3E got butthurt that loyalist SM captains also got buffed to WS6 (it wasn't always a flat "to hit" goal, kids) alongside Chaos Lords, which brought our college cafeteria nerd-argument around to the "passage" of "time" in the Warp. Despite what it says on sidereal calendars, the vast majority of Chaos SMs are not "10k year veterans" and should be equal to their Imperial counterparts because:
1: the vast majority of Chaos Lords encountered *are* captains and chapter masters who turned within an average Astartes lifetime and have never been to the Eye of Terror (i.e. Lufgt Huron, and he was an exceptional CM and reluctant renegade).
2: of those who actually remember the Horus Heresy, most have just lived a twisted version of a slightly-longer-than-average Astartes life. Few of them actually have more combat experience than the average Terminator, none have more than Dante, Grimnar, and the average VenDread. This group is already represented in rules and lore: they make up the majority of Chosen in Legion-derived warbands.
3: the very few who did take an active role in the "Long War" for most of its duration also have rules and lore: they're called demon princes, with 5 canon exceptions (Kharn, Lucius, Typhus, Ahriman and Topknot the PlotSpoiler).
Ah yes, something to make me think on my own mortality.
In 40K its depends on ones socio-economic status and life style similar to reality but taken to the extreme at least for your base line humans. (most Guardsmen, Underhive dwellers die young, regular people live just a bit longer while the Rich and Powerful live give or take a few hundred years.)
Astartes live for centuries, if they can live peacefully a few thousand, in Dreadnoughts almost Indefinitely.
For Mechancus it also depends on their rank but they can live for a very long time comparable to Astartes because of their implants.
The Eldar can live for Thousands of years with the current oldest being Tens of thousands of years old
Necrons are Immortal, Chaos Marines live indefinitely especially with Mutations.
Tau live basically on the same rates as humans.
Tyranids live very short lives (give or take a few hours or days depending on the lifeform) with the exception of Norn queens and Hive tyrants which are basically immortal.
For Orks its literally a roll of the dice as some can live for centuries.
Watching all the lore videos really makes me want to get into the tabletop game... then I remember I don't have that kind of cash or friends who are into stuff like that. Feels bad. But the comedy in MK's videos makes the lore fun enough.
You can literally use paper or plastic 2d cutouts if you want
O great majorkill bless me with your man stick so I can pass my diving test so I can drive to my local miniature store so I can spend my life savings on plastic crack
Eldar: Dies of old age.
Other Eldar: Fucker just didn't want to live hard enough
Makes my day when i see new majorkill shit
I’d love this video for fantasy races
now that you mention it, the nids being immortal/not able to age, makes perfect sense, they're after all meant to be genetically perfect
Aging is not a flaw in the genome per-se. All complex structures degrade over time, organic tissue is no exception to this. The only biologically immortal organisms on earth are very basic invertebrates. They do not form complex, specialized organs that need to maintain a specific cellular structure.
@@Mark-in8ju some tyranids lifeforms such as the rippers lack alot of organs such as a stomach due to how simple they need tl be to be mass produced. so I do think alot of tyranid lifeforms have a very "simple" biology, wich at the very least help with their natural lifespand, now as for them reaching anything close to 1 year or anything, that's really up to spéculations
2:35 This admech girl looks so much better than the rest of the admech. Also pretty cool looking style on the bio-s.
Nice work! You should do a "what each race eats on the day to day....outside of souls". Cheers!
Somebody's got a haircut! I also would have trimmed the top a bit to get more of a more symetrical chad look, but that's just barber shop talk.
It was a home job
@@majorkill Ok, that makes sense. I'm ok with trimming the sides on my own, but I wouldn't touch the hair on top of my head because I'd mess it up for sure.
Digging the new hair cut
Subscribed before i even watched the video cuz the warhammer stuff in your room was dope lmao
A nice simple video title to rake in subs to surpass arch, I know your tricks wizard. GGWP
Shadowsun is immortal as long Kitten is around.
Too soon.
Dude :(
Nids also jump into the gestation pools to be dissolved back into raw biomass upon a victory, the ‘characters’ are recycled and given new life with a similar semi-personality when needed
Depends on how much money they bring in for GW
I read somewhere that the max lifespan a none augment human can live with reju treatment is 400 years ish.
And you aren't in top shape when you reach it.
Well there could be older Orks, have you ever seen a purple Ork brother?
Hey. I only came to inform everyone that he did it. The angry aussie have finally reached 248 000 subs and overtaken OMS.
Its been a long road from the War of the Beard video, but he finally did it.
0:01 Nice haircut, Majorkill
Humans: I was able to make it to retirement…
Tyranids: yeah, about that…
Looking clean, fresh cut
Hears Shadow Sun off-brand
Kitten: THIS IS FUCKING CANON!!
Primarchs too. Please don't forget about primarchs 🥺
hey man the hair look great, cheers
Malekith is the oldest elf alive... except for his literal mother still kicking asses around
Also 'Nids are immortal because they crossed the intergalactic void, where there is next to no biomass.
HOLD UP so none of us are going to talk about Majors Kills fresh-cut... looking fire af my dude
MK looking like a stud as per usual
A lot of problems in The Imperium come from the fact that the rich and powerful can live basically forever and refuse to give up any of their power, resulting in the stagnation and regression the Imperial society is known for. Nobody has to worry about their legacy or improving things for people who aren’t them because they expect to live basically forever.
So the old people linger and the young blood dies off and nothing ever gets better
Eh not really imperial nobles sometimes do a LOT of babies soo much that as a rite of passage they send them into underhives to do certain stuff find some cool tech or kill X number of xenos/humans/mutants/whatever or basically do a battle royale underhive edition to see which one returns victorious which will then become nobles and successors to their bloodline
Don't know if you're taking vid suggestions. If you are, imperial commissars would be a good one. Probably enough material there, Yarrick, Cain, Gaunt, etc. I can just imagine the fragging jokes and about whether or not they actually help or hurt morale. Might even talk about the guard's morale for a while and whether or not commissars are even necessary. Like maybe not for a unit like the Kriegers.
Nice haircut
Man i dont even play 40k, but damn if i dont know almost everything about it, thanks Majorkill, you da man.
Thx for the video lad
You always cover stuff the community wonders about.
Hey man I just bought a majorkill mini, I literally have never supported a UA-camr with $ before this, I really do enjoy you content and as your not just begging for free money on patreon(or not just I should say :p) and you actually give a quality mini I thought I'd support the channel, plus I collect chaos aos so it's a win win
Nicely done
Love the new cut Majorkill!
Ah but there was a drawback to the species you could grind up, Majorkill: if you take it while sick then, once it wears off, you’ll be in a worse state then you were before taking it, usually _right on_ the threshold of death. For example: say an imperial noble has cancer. He takes this miracle cure and feels good for a while, then it wears off and all of his servants get to watch as he grotesquely morphs into a pile of sentient tumors and quivering cancerous flesh.
Hey Majorkill, are there maybe more fantasy miniatures on the horizon?
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Nice trim there chadman
The lifespan of a guardsman is smaller then children born on land mines.
I imagine the reason the writers gave T’au a short life span is that they wanted to leave open the possibility of them being descendants of the Necrontyre, though I don’t think it’s super likely they’ll explore that possibility anytime soon.
Every space Marines in a Dreadnought:" why are we still here just to suffer".
Nice trim bro!
majorkill looking hella fresh
“I love a bit of FAQ” -Majorkill 2022
Loving the reintroduction of the last of the Mohican ish background music to your vids MK. I kept rambling on about panpipes but think it could actually be a fiddle.🤣 either way liking being back. For…tGEeom
After MK last vid I half expected him to be executed as a lore heretic. Also the EoM is believed to be fifty to sixty plus thousand years old. Since current lore says he about as old as the oldest city ever discovered, Çatalhöyük, located in present-day Turkey. Which could be 9,000 to 12,000 years old. Plus one of the ancient symbols of the city, is a two headed bird (very very much like the Imperial Aquila). So good on GW for doing their homework, like the good nerds they are. The Necron's may have a finite life span, since its constantly hinted that their minds have already started to disintegrate after the Great Sleep. Though they do not know if this become of the Great Sleep itself. Or as some Necron fear their memory engrams are succumbing to simply sub-atomic entropy, its unknown if Notorious N.U.R.G.L.E is responsible or not. Though it would fit that C'tan even lied to Necrontyr about giving them true immortality. Finally, its stated in some fluff that because of the peculiarities of time in the Warp. Some Chaos Space Marines have aged/experienced 10,000 to 50,000 years of life. While others seem to believe its only been months since Horus died.
"That ever-approaching, unavoidable event" lmao
Video idea: deathwatch blackshields
I'd say titans are far from immortal, since they stop waking up with age.
At some point they'll just not wake up at all. While yes, they are technically alive in there, they're functionally dead.
Idk if it counts but Tuska Demon-Killa would be the oldest orc right? Since Khorne just brings him back every time he dies.
0:04 To be fair, I think of it every couple days, and I'm stressed by the graveyard problem, prices, and so on. I'm very afraid to lose memories and happiness. That maybe the most. I really want to live, but life is just problematic. I wanna buy chickens and a cat too, build a wooden house. Do things and be happy.
Refreshing sight to see and hear a fantasy Character
The Emperor is closer to 50,000 years old. Born in 8000 BC.
How do you fully completely killus Deleetus a NECRON "soul"? like "no more repairs for you!" (in the lore?)
Nice fresh cut Major.
Nice cut mate.
Great work on that Sharkassmofo paint job. SUMBITCH LOOKS TERRIFYING! 👌 👌 👌
If you ever come over State side, big guns, Japanese beef, and drift cars await you in Alabama! Thank you for your based, DGAF, ROWDY ASS CONTENT! WOO!
Grats on passing Arch!