For Clarification - We have an ad break every 5 minutes, as we usually do. Because the video is so large, it ends up being a ton of ad breaks for 1 video, but its the same amount of ad breaks as if you watched a bunch of our videos in a row. - helixD
The three of them furiously shouting about the moral, logical and ethical implications of torturing a tiny Hitler clone while the Wonderland theme plays on forever in the background is a crowning moment in gaming history.
1:34:35- Chris' Drunk London Escapade 1:46:49- The Making Of Big Penny 2:35:47- TAKE IT EZ BABE!!! 2:42:35- Go Go Gadget... 2:57:23- Pooh's Suicidal Tendencies 3:13:13- Robbie Rotten's Footjob
"then along came Zeus" meme actually became a thing. Dingdong isnt even listed in the KYM page for it either. Either way, Dingdong is pretty good at predicting stupid internet nonsense.
hearing like 3 grown men in a heated argument furiously debating about the exact definition of a clone while the funny anime boy walks around with his funny little key and silly little disney friends is probably the most surreal thing i have ever experienced
It's a real Russian roulette to go for a hypothetical like that, you're either in for a one-sentence response like "I'd fucking scream," or twenty minutes of yelling.
25:46 I love moments like this where people are in the middle of something ridiculous and then are steadily confronted with something even more ridiculous
If you had a clone of Hitler would you announce a facecam episode and only show his face then for no reason at all, feed him spaghetti with baby forks?
Youd have to use one of those tiny plastic swords you use for cheese decorations or whatever to just shank tiny hitler. Id stare into his tiny little eyes and say... one in the stink two in the pink...
55:28 - Just leaving this here for when I need musical inspiration. 1:08:14 - Boiling milk. 1:14:08 - Chris spikes drink and Ding Dong has a genuine laugh.
@@angelicpretty777 They aren't though. They primarily get hung up on the semantics of a clone vs a perfect copy. Chris is proposing an interesting idea and they keep talking over him and seem purposely obtuse.
Honestly of course you would mess with a clone of hitler. It would be evil. Youd always want to get rid of him. Their argument makes me feel like they would defend pedophilia as long as the person didnt act on their impulses because its "only in their mind." Then again Chris who says he would mess with the clone and he literally had a person like that on his shows. A certain masked artist. You know who I mean.
48:27 For those wondering, Julian was referencing The Sims 2: Nightlife because Chris kept saying 'The Sids' which made him think of The Sims. At least, I think.
Wow that is the rare striped ad timeline. The way it survives such harsh environments is it accumulates a new form of energy called "ad revenue" which allows it to survive years without feeding
Kingdom hearts and pokemon have kind of been the two biggest and best because of how long they are. Plus, they don’t have to pay attention to the story in KH, so they can just make stupid funny banter
I was listening to this as background noise while I fell asleep, and I was drifting in and out peacefully until 1:52:42. Now I'm just lying here sweating, and my chest hurts.
There’s something just so great about these old ding dang and Julien episodes like I love the tomar and Zach and Lyle episodes but the ding dongs and julien episodes just make me feel like I’m watching this on an old tv inside a warm wooden cabin with friends while it snows outside their episodes are like comfort episodes
@@xFreSh999_ I know your making a joke about the ads, there is actually a way to make the bar flash multicolours by going into fullscreen on desktop and typing awesome.
I've been meaning to go back through and finally watch every part of this series; along with the Crash 2 playthrough, I consider this an essential series of the Ding Dong and Julian era
For Clarification - We have an ad break every 5 minutes, as we usually do. Because the video is so large, it ends up being a ton of ad breaks for 1 video, but its the same amount of ad breaks as if you watched a bunch of our videos in a row. - helixD
Thanks for explaining!
Sorry for using youtube red :(
this video makes me fucking squint
Thank Christmas for Premium
Me sad no want ad as long, but me understand why.
(quiet sobbing)
*I hate when mom and dad fight about little clone of Hitler...*
It's not a clone, it's a perfect copy!
@@weavariothebookbeast3652
Stop you giving him PTSD
@@scrumpitboy9125 sorry, I need to work on myself a bit I think.
@@weavariothebookbeast3652 Clone yourself and have it work on you instead
@@Beunibster you are wise
Most underrated quote from this whole series is “Chris you said you’d stop with the boiling milk”
Don't forget "Yeah, in SPAIN..."
"...what?"
GET ME OUT OF HERE
please keep this comment at 666 likes
Please add time stamps for all of these. Thank you. :)
The best out of context quote is "beavis and butt fuck"
the tiny hitler hypothetical caused an argument but the sentient banana hypothetical was a civil discussion
It makes more sense
MatPat should debunk the Hitler Hypothetical
It's weirder than I'm staring to side with Chris
@@elebit56 I always thought he was unjustly smeared in that convo
@@harrison.kaiser i mean kinda but it's just another type of clone, maybe Chris didn't explain it better idk
The three of them furiously shouting about the moral, logical and ethical implications of torturing a tiny Hitler clone while the Wonderland theme plays on forever in the background is a crowning moment in gaming history.
I watch it every 3 months dude.
@@-cyndaquil you watch it yet?
@@yabbolabbo9913 literally 3 days ago while at work
@@-cyndaquil how about now
@@DonkeyKongJr soon, it's so close to that time again. i'm foaming at the mouth
My favorite part of the KH series was "The last child slain will get the big bottle of 7UP".
I think that was towards the start of KH2
That had me laugh for minutes
I legit choked on my lunch
That part was great but I think that was in 2
"Whichever child gets slain last gets the big bottle of 7 Up"
lil hitler and big penny are some of the funniest things ive ever heard
I love you
I wish they'd talk about lil hitler for an entire series XD. Like, it just has to be a thing
More great witch grembore!
But have you heard of racist santa
The new generation of rappers
If someone hasn't animated "Fat Albert and the gang fight the Heartless" it needs to be done
I looked it up and the first result was "Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids - Fernando's Death (High Quality)"
I'm about to go see if anyone's written it as Crossover Fanfiction, and if they haven't, then I have my work cut out for me.
Fernando Alvarado Yeah man, I’m sorry to be the bearer of bad news but it’s the truth
Too Much Sus does anybody have a timestamp for that bit
@@plasticsand9370 5:48
Is no one gonna talk about Julian's incredible Ursula impression
It sounded JUST like her
RIGHT??? When he says “YOU’RE CRINGY AS FUCK!” it’s literally perfect.
@@zincpodzzz timestamp?
@@tevineleven11 1:12:37 fella
Ursula: *dies of cringe*
1:34:35- Chris' Drunk London Escapade
1:46:49- The Making Of Big Penny
2:35:47- TAKE IT EZ BABE!!!
2:42:35- Go Go Gadget...
2:57:23- Pooh's Suicidal Tendencies
3:13:13- Robbie Rotten's Footjob
I think the bit where Chris brings up the idea about a Fat Albert keyblade while Julian has the Jungle keyblade out deserved to be in here.
Did they bring attention to it or connect those things?
@@SpankSandwitch99 watch
Which video was that in
i forgot
All of these things people are commenting about are in the 2nd game playlist
@@zachopath that was in the kh1 playthrough
Favorite Moments:
25:05
1:08:20
1:14:09
1:47:00
1:34:36
2:07:02
2:22:00
2:24:00
2:33:19
2:35:05
2:35:50
2:38:20
2:42:38
2:47:15
2:59:37
3:07:07
3:10:21
3:19:47
3:26:40
"then along came Zeus" meme actually became a thing. Dingdong isnt even listed in the KYM page for it either. Either way, Dingdong is pretty good at predicting stupid internet nonsense.
I mean at least the actual meme version took a bit more effort for the joke because the punchline was someone getting hit by Zeus' thunderbolt
"Fuck this bit we always do" One of my all-time favorite OneyPlays moments.
hearing like 3 grown men in a heated argument furiously debating about the exact definition of a clone while the funny anime boy walks around with his funny little key and silly little disney friends is probably the most surreal thing i have ever experienced
Truly the peak of this channel
It's definitely the most sensual thing I've ever experienced
2:03:40 "You haven't defeated me" fucking kills me EVERY time, this old woman is a Jojo villian
She's an enemy stand
Same 😭😭😭
This video is only 20 minutes shorter than the Fellowship of the Ring Extended Edition
Kill pippin
@@burgbass The effort is wasted
@@thatsuaveraptor4297
His defense was too strong.
Fiddle foreskin, strangle pippin
Kiss Frodo
17:25
Me: Here is where it began.
My Grandkids: What began grandpa?
Me: The beginning of the end.
It lasted for 12 whole minutes, that's crazy
The most intense philosophical discussions of the century
@@PhantoMace2012and it only taught me one thing, Chris was in the right from the start
"I wonder what's gonna happen to you" gets me way more than it should
"My wife just died"
"Just now?"
"Yeah"
2:42:17 the start of a go go gadget bit that slays me every time and that I can never find, please future me, remember that this is where this is
Hello past you, have a cheeky reminder 🎂
@@Wulnutt Thanks gamer, here's some reddit gold!
Watch the funny
This is great
Go go Gadget achieve perfect memory!
that banana hypothetical honestly sounds like Junji Ito
Yeah but the protagonist is shrunken Hitler and the horror comes from watching these four people argue over what they should do
Time stamp?
@@Cushla-np4pt 32:00
@Orkhiss and if you hurt it it hurt you, hermm...
@Orkhiss Yeah
Quite possibly the single most epic gamer moment this channel will ever experience
Mysterious Jojo Let’s see if it lives up to _your_ epic compilation.
I watched your 2 compilations yesterday and this comes out today. Is this fate?
Ly jojo
If he takes down yours, i'm starting a riot btw.
Finally found my people hey gamers
Chris “what would you do if” O’Neal
It's a real Russian roulette to go for a hypothetical like that, you're either in for a one-sentence response like "I'd fucking scream," or twenty minutes of yelling.
@@ArchibaldClumpy correct
@@ArchibaldClumpy so its either screaming or screaming
25:46 I love moments like this where people are in the middle of something ridiculous and then are steadily confronted with something even more ridiculous
> 3.5 hours
still not long enough.
It's < 3.5 hours
@@LiWang144 yeah he needs to get his facts straight, lol
HellnoNamelende thanks for not entertaining his meme arrows
That's what she said am I right fellas? heh heh
I need friends
It's called "greentext"
If you had a clone of Hitler would you announce a facecam episode and only show his face then for no reason at all, feed him spaghetti with baby forks?
I would feed him the pascetti
*ofcourse*
No because he didn't do anything, he only thinks that he did
Youd have to use one of those tiny plastic swords you use for cheese decorations or whatever to just shank tiny hitler. Id stare into his tiny little eyes and say... one in the stink two in the pink...
on pahskinti day
This isn't accurate, the video should be the whole series with no cuts
jorell Now THAT would be EPic!!
That gives me an idea
This guy gets it
How long would that be?
gusgus00
I'll tell you later
56:20 56:50 1:00:03 1:08:43 1:22:15 2:15:22 2:26:42 2:27:33 2:33:03 2:35:02 2:41:10 2:41:21 2:42:36 2:44:29 2:48:21 3:07:48 3:13:16 3:14:36 3:16:16 3:19:35 these time stamps are just for me nothing to see here folks
It was wholesome as hell listening to DingDong crack up after Chris DESTROYED the monster can.
3 and a half hours? No wonder this took so long after the series to come out. The funny men really think they killed it
Well they did. They also asked around in the reddit to make sure they got the very best parts.
it sounds like you dont like them
Joshua DW I was worried it would sound like that, I can assure you I love these guys
MrMister681 I didn’t know that, it’s nice them asking the community for help
*3 HOURS* -Angry Joe
the amount of power contained in this video is intergalactical...
...PanGalactal?
PanGalacticGargleBlasters sure
Galacticular cancer.
Edited it so no one would steal the joke it leads to.
The funee boys squee one last time
And I turn into slime
Chris does the funee cry
Final Squee
I have to pee
Then we see
two more squee
55:28 - Just leaving this here for when I need musical inspiration.
1:08:14 - Boiling milk.
1:14:08 - Chris spikes drink and Ding Dong has a genuine laugh.
I think oneyplays is genuinely making me insane
How are you a year later
Mr. Sterio I’m ok dad
It's slowly taking away my vocabulary and I'm starting to sound like someone constantly having a stroke
Yep, he’s lost it.
My brain cells are slowly rotting away. But alas, I cannot stop watching these funny little men
3 and a half hours of funnies? This truly is the best OneyPlays playthrough. Kiss me on the lips, Christopher.
2:09:04 that’s the abusive Goofy part.
Ahh my favourite part of the goofy movie
Jhhhhhuugxhhho
Had me hysterical
You're a legend my guy
This is gonna be the best 3 hours, 29 minutes, and 34 seconds of my life.
Dude :( I'm sorry
Damn bro, feels out to you.
Doc: You have exactly 3 hours, 29 minutes and 34 seconds to live
Me:
I can hear your pfp saying "take it ez babe!!"
1:12:34 Julians laugh is perfectly synced up with Ursule
I don't know why "They're being turned into pure nutrients!" makes me laugh so much.
Much like a Dilberito.
The clone argument always makes me so frustrated for Chris.
It's honestly hard for me to watch because of that 😆
But Ding Dong and Matt were right
@@angelicpretty777 They aren't though. They primarily get hung up on the semantics of a clone vs a perfect copy. Chris is proposing an interesting idea and they keep talking over him and seem purposely obtuse.
Honestly of course you would mess with a clone of hitler. It would be evil. Youd always want to get rid of him. Their argument makes me feel like they would defend pedophilia as long as the person didnt act on their impulses because its "only in their mind." Then again Chris who says he would mess with the clone and he literally had a person like that on his shows. A certain masked artist. You know who I mean.
@@A2Z83 slippery slope argument
Ads don't bother me. It just means more money for my boy.
i agree
I agree. My boy do need more moneys.
The mini Osama Bin Laden bit is the best thing this channel has ever done.
Where
Wrong, in the pokemon playthrough the line “dammit bobby you’ve got a big twat” was uttered
Seriously though, everyone needs to check out OP's channel, his vids are rad.
i'm gonna fucking barf from laughing and i've heard this before already. it's so goddamn funny
When's it end tho
" The next Kingdom Hearts is to save Jesus from being crucified. " *PASSION OF THE HEARTS, PREORDER NOW*
Goofy being abusive is always so damn funny to me and I have no clue why.
I like the idea that he is the only self aware character and hates the plot
*_”My little Maxi’s all f-GAYYYYYYYYY’D UP!!!!!!!”_*
They said it themselves, it’s the funniest thing he could be
Time stamp plz
I love how this ends with the big penny fan song, can't really think of a better way to send off a good series
10:57 that voice mixed with donalds doey eyes lookin up at sora. it kinda fits
i like that
The entertainment value from this video alone is greater than 5 years of game grumps lol! I'll gladly watch a billions ads for this!
48:27 For those wondering, Julian was referencing The Sims 2: Nightlife because Chris kept saying 'The Sids' which made him think of The Sims. At least, I think.
at 41:36 when sora's feeble little birdlike bones crack i always start hysterically laughing
Probaly the best series of the entire channel, you know, besides Crash 2 of course.
Them two and the Mario 64 series are the Funnee Trilogy
Wow that is the rare striped ad timeline. The way it survives such harsh environments is it accumulates a new form of energy called "ad revenue" which allows it to survive years without feeding
"I kill it for funny" makes me laugh every fucking time just because of how genuine Julian's little chuckle is. 1:09:40
Yea 😊
Pp😊l pm p lo😊
In theaters now
Oney Plays the Movie
Coming this summer
So is it now or this summer please help me
Bruh you're a creepy pasta
Definitely the best of the Julian and Ding-Dong Era and laughing at a dumb childhood game
2:22:00 This is my favorite story Ding Dong has ever told on the channel.
Your a good man for providing acess to the pfp
Thank you for including the Chris being drunk story. Love you guys.
Holy shit also verbally abusive Goofy is my favorite thing ever. Thanks again.
SHUT UP YA LITTLE F*****T
@Blind Prosopagnosic He's lumbersexual not homosexual 🙄
"That wasn't funny"
"That's what made it funny"
"Exactly"
I completely forgot about that part at 1:50:27 it scared me
2:40:00
hae, dox
Dam
OK HOMAH
Bruh lmao
1:16:19 goofy you gonna save some of that walking animation for the rest of us over here?
If you had a tiny clone of Hitler and one of those Japanese tiny meals, would you make it for him?
yes
Is it a clone or a perfect copy, and is it tiny or is it just shrunk after being cloned or copied??
AND WHAT ABOUT THE JAPANESE TINY MEAL!??
@@RougenTCG It’s a perfect copy of a full size meal
yeah but only the shittiest one they have lol
No
It truly is the end of an era
Reiter nice profile pic kek ;3
"funniest moments"
*Three hours long*
This says a lot about oneyplays as a whole
Your pfp is excellent
And your name
Those characters are quite the quipsters
If anything it should be longer
Kingdom hearts and pokemon have kind of been the two biggest and best because of how long they are. Plus, they don’t have to pay attention to the story in KH, so they can just make stupid funny banter
Favorite Cloud line: "I put toilet paper on my sword to help"
ding dong screaming “that’s not a peRFECT COPY” kills me
1:53:07 holy shit I've never seen this part and I'm crying laughing
1:10:13 saving this for later
1:52:48 And with this a legend was born...
Patrick C big penny
a penny shaved is a penny spermed
Can you smell the winds of change
Make your call.
Woah, look at all those editors. Kudos to all of you!
Astral Tellurian thanks
"Marge I can't breathe!"
"Me neither, let's die."
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was listening to this as background noise while I fell asleep, and I was drifting in and out peacefully until 1:52:42.
Now I'm just lying here sweating, and my chest hurts.
Buckle in boys, this video will be a long and fantastic ride
Fuck yeah! I'm ready to relive this!
53:20 "He says 'un forastero'"
*flashbacks of RE4 intensify*
There’s something just so great about these old ding dang and Julien episodes like I love the tomar and Zach and Lyle episodes but the ding dongs and julien episodes just make me feel like I’m watching this on an old tv inside a warm wooden cabin with friends while it snows outside their episodes are like comfort episodes
Yeah, I just love ding dong way of humour, it's probably my favourite way of comedy ever
1:14:06 is one of my most favourite Oney moments ever
Julian’s Ursula impression is shockingly accurate lol
Wow guys I didn't know you can change the progress bar to Yellow LOL
Tis be a joke
@@xFreSh999_ I know your making a joke about the ads, there is actually a way to make the bar flash multicolours by going into fullscreen on desktop and typing awesome.
Hoodied out I use mobile so I didn't know that lol
I've been meaning to go back through and finally watch every part of this series; along with the Crash 2 playthrough, I consider this an essential series of the Ding Dong and Julian era
I don’t know how but every time I get blackout drunk this video is always playing when I wake up
Whenever I'm depressed I just watch this again.
ding dong being in complete awe at how dumb the diet soap bit was killed me
Take a shot for every ad break
>all those ads
So that's where the ads went from the adpocylpes
25:05 and I still haven't seen one ad. ;_;
*Adpocalypse
@Bonzi/Someguy6986 Adpolyris
Adpopcycles
52:25
This shot never fails to make me lose my shit
2:49:58 I am *far* too easily amused, that had me busting up at work.
We can all agree that an OneyPlays mod for this game would be the best thing ever, right?
Kingdom Hearts more like Kingdom Farts
Ha ha le epic funny
Gottem good
Thats Deans joke
Go feart yourself
Chris could of won his hypothetical easily if he simply said and the little clone clearly had evil intentions and demonstrated them openly.
8:27 “by liberty and kisses for all. muah” ding dong is a cutie
Abusive Goofy is one of the funniest bits OneyPlays has ever done.
No matter how many times I heard that stupid hypothetical, it’s always getting me chuckling.
THE TRUE LAST HOORAH FOR OUR PURE BOIIIS JULIAN AND DINGUS DONGUS. WE ALL LOVE YOU AND MISS YOU GUYYYYZ
Okay but Julian's impression of Ursula saying "You're cringey af!" sounds so good! I had to do a double take to make sure that wasn't just game audio
I find it funny that theyre arguing about ethics in cloning, memory implants, and time travel in a Kingdom Hearts 1 playthrough.
i was distracted enough to get really caught off guard when i heard "YOU PUT ME IN THE ROOM WITH TINY HITLER"
I finished Mega Man Zero the other day and was laughing when the final boss exclaimed that he is a perfect copy. If only he was six inches tall.
If you had a tiny copy of X, would you mess with him?
The best series of this entire channel
Julian at 7:20 "See, I don't understand what this is trying to communicate and I never have"
My entire Kingdom Hearts experience in a quote
It's been 3,000 years...
LittleMacsVoltorb it’s been 3 hours!
Now it has been 10,000 years
Man has cried a billion tears
For what we never knew
Now Ding Dong and Julian's reign is through
I'm afraid it's been... 9 years
I live for Chris's Plankton impression.
"I'm trying to have a serious discussion about kairi's feet" is the best thing yet said by man