and just like after eating the mcrib, you too will feel a sense of intense regret for wasting the next 4 hours of your life being unproductive by watching it
@@MaxDolor3DD and Julian want to do their own thing now. It’s best to leave it at that and leave them be. If they’ll ever want to be public figures (for the lack of a better term) again, it’s their call to make. They’ve been dragged into the spotlight way to many times already, so once again, best just let them be.
The Clone High PFP, the ridiculous username, Ding Dong and Julian, the Super Mario Bros. Movie it's the perfect storm This is a legendary comment. It could pass as something said either in the 90s or (20) 20s. I tip my epic sideways hat to you
its crazy how chris can play through the entire game and never once do the spin attack. like not even by accident. it's the best move in the game and i don't think he figured out how to do it a single time.
Man, Mario Odyssey was so good. Probably still the best-looking game on the Switch, hope we get a new mainline Mario soon, Bowser's Fury was fun but basically just a tech demo when you get down to it.
medically induced coma, followed by an irl equivalent to amnestics normally used to block out severe PTSD you might forget more than just the game, but you have to weigh the odds
Even if I am kinda upset that they’re unlisting the uncensored versions of these and making them harder to find, I do appreciate that these reuploads are letting the new generation of OneyPlays viewers witness the greatness of all the old Ding Dong and Julian series.
@@garrettbeno2174 im pretty sure that's why they re-release videos, youtube retroactively demonetizes the video and they reupload it with the most offensive jokes censored so that the video keeps making money. Sad that it has to be this way, but id rather they keep getting paid for the slightly censored videos
Chris I'm pretty new to your channel but I found best of story telling and had that on in the background for weeks. It had me in tears I was laughing so hard, I also started watching sleepy cabin and I regret not watching your content when I was younger
Julian’s school dreams story at 2:56:51 reminded me that I myself am having some odd dreams of being back at school. They really made me feel like I was still in school and haven’t graduated. What made me more afraid of having them is that they make me feel like I’m trapped in some form of purgatory.
Mario didn't always love Peach but one day when she called him to unclog her toilet, Mario knew he found something special when he saw the toad stool that came from that peach
MR. BURNS: Could you explain your video, young man? CHRIS: Well, basically I just copied the Mario Odyssey Series we have now. Then, I added some monkey sounds to reduce demonetization. And I figure this new release date is pretty sharp.
@@tastydoomtime8890 well hopefully that's mostly just the 2 1/2 minutes in New Donk City when Ding Dong went on his rant about how the smoke tower in Auswitch was allegedly never attached to the main building during WWII.
@@skalberer6119 People like Matterboar (fuck that guy) started surfacing DingDong's old stream where he critiqued Dream Daddy, and people started witch-hunting after every party involved
@@skalberer6119 doxxed, harassed, ding dong got outed to his family by a certain stalker, recently had the spotlight put onto him by random drama channels... ding dong privated all of his accounts and videos. julian still streams sporadically though; the last stream was on february 21st... i assume he won't be streaming again for quite a while. ding dong was the one who got the brunt of the harassment. with him gone, all the kiwifarms losers could be looking for another "lolcow" to jerk around, so they might've started flocking to julian's streams, but that's only speculation that makes farmers seem more threatening than they actually are. most likely, he's just focused on finishing tough bippy while also providing his partner emotional support
There are so many good bits in this one in particular. The REAL theme song, the humble prayer for *everything*, rhyme tomfoolery and some good old cuckage. Wholesome and fun for everyone.
Ah, grand~ Was feeling a bit nostalgic! Know Ding Dong's breaking from the online scene, but hope he and Julian are doing well. Send them our warm regards you son of a plum.
1:53:30 Reminds me of an Idea my friend had for a Miami gay club. Make everything construction themed. Bouncers have hardhats and orange vents. Door is round and painted like steel. Call the club "The Man-Hole".
First time I watched this, I never thought I'd be using it for background noise while making deliveries. But here we are now 😂 Thanks Oney and my fave gayliens ❤
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Okay fine Chris I'll watch it all over again
"The things I do for ads"
You'll watch it and you'll like it
im here for what has to be the 8th time, and ill enjoy it dammit
Said as a joke but I legitimately will/am
My morning routine:
1. Wake up
2. Coffee
3. Scroll to the first OneyPlays compilation on my home page regardless of how many times I've seen it
they way ding dong says "dear lord in heaven, give me E V E R Y T H I N G" always cracks me up
2:29:00 time stamping for myself
@@Sarentorthanks
So good they keep bringing it back. Just like the mcrib
and just like after eating the mcrib, you too will feel a sense of intense regret for wasting the next 4 hours of your life being unproductive by watching it
There’s ecoli in the McRib
@@necromech_ you watch your mcrib for 4 hours?
WTF is the McCrib
@@SpykeTheSU Very funny, ha ha.
Finally. So glad they edited out both DingDong AND Julian. Now I can enjoy this as Chris intended.
But editing in Chris-Chan was a weird choice
I still hear dingdong and Julian??? Am I missing a joke or what
@@roachdogg-ex you’re schizophrenic, babe. They’re gone!
@enward
No, the Ding Dong and Julian you hear are paid doppelgänger actors.
Yeah
53:13 is why I miss Dingdong and Julian so much. Nobody else matches that annoyed big brother energy with Chris 😂😂
i miss dingdong. i know hes going thru alot but i hope hes doing well and knows hes missed :)
Agreed but considering the situation I am a bit worried because he had been suicidal in the past
I hope DingDong and Julian are having a wonderful day together right now
As much as I want to know how he’s doing it is probably best we don’t know. He just wants out of all the bs the internet had sucked him into.
What happened? 😮
@@MaxDolor3DD and Julian want to do their own thing now. It’s best to leave it at that and leave them be. If they’ll ever want to be public figures (for the lack of a better term) again, it’s their call to make. They’ve been dragged into the spotlight way to many times already, so once again, best just let them be.
Looking forward to hearing "Mario-HE-HE-HE" again
No he says fe fe fe fum imma sniff your bum
Ha ha ha hee hee hee everybody look at me!
Eh eh eh*
I swear to God, the third time it came up I wanted to stab myself in the mouth. Awful.
I too love the fan made song!
"I'm a little butterfly, screaming through the wind and I fly into your eye"
I love how Julian says "Oh my God" at everything in this game like he's seeing someone take their clothes off in the restaurant.
He does that sometimes, but I’ve never seen it as frequent as he does it here
What kind of restaurant would it be??
@@polinco737 applebees
@@polinco737 Hometown Buffet
Yoshinoya
"You get to pay more taxes" will always be one of my fav jokes.
But its true just ask American boi
I legitimately forget that he says that
remember to look out for dingdong and julian in “the super mario bros movie” only in theaters april 5th
The Clone High PFP, the ridiculous username, Ding Dong and Julian, the Super Mario Bros. Movie
it's the perfect storm
This is a legendary comment. It could pass as something said either in the 90s or (20) 20s. I tip my epic sideways hat to you
For 1 frame
@@kie_stone 1 pixel 1 frame
With lots of music, videos, and extras
You can’t escape me forever
I'll miss ding dong such a cool guy
It was so sad when the car crash happened
@@DerpyTC to be fair, DD was the one yelling "it's-a me, Mario" while spraying squid ink on people's windshields
i'm not even sure if this is a joke or not considering he had a meltdown a while back
someone please tell me that ding dong is okay
@@KashiwaDaisuke he’s ok don’t worry
I’m pretty sure I watched this complete series 15 times already.
And yet I’m here watching it again.
15 times is still a rookie number, champ. You can do better, I believe in you!
It feels like 2017 all over again
i love being in yiik
OH GOD NO
"MARIO HELP ME!! SAVE ME MARIOOOOO!!"
chris, seconds later: "Not once has peach said she wanted to be rescued"
1:08:56 "How come the hat is always angry?" I remember noticing this too, Cappy always looks like he's giving you the side eye.
its crazy how chris can play through the entire game and never once do the spin attack. like not even by accident. it's the best move in the game and i don't think he figured out how to do it a single time.
he did...unless it was dingdong or julian
Man, Mario Odyssey was so good. Probably still the best-looking game on the Switch, hope we get a new mainline Mario soon, Bowser's Fury was fun but basically just a tech demo when you get down to it.
you must be really happy with the release of wonder
@@BrilliantRipeMikeWonder was pretty cool
Nothing makes me grow a crooked grin like classic OneyPlays.
2:20:04 Chris's Howler Monkey scream never fails to snap my neck
“NOT LIKE THIIIIS!”
I'm picturing your head whipping back with extreme force, breaking your neck from laughter
Still one of their uncontested best playthroughs
I forgot about the Odyssey theme song eventually devolving into One Winged Angel lmao
I forgot mario was one winged angels ugly kid
God I wish I could play this game for the very first time again
medically induced coma, followed by an irl equivalent to amnestics normally used to block out severe PTSD
you might forget more than just the game, but you have to weigh the odds
Get a friend to hit you on the head with a club or a comically large piece of meat
@@gelidgenteel Oh gosh lmao
I wish I could watch this for the first time 😂 😂
You can; in a way, just don't play it for years and pick it up again!
1:23:19 You're welcome, fellow viewers.
My favorite
1:20:10 for that one bit
Hope the boys are doing alright and find happiness in anything they do, now lets jave fun and watch it again! 🖤
Didn’t even realize this was posted an hour ago, I’ve just been rewatching their completed series’s and didn’t think twice
Wow I can't believe they played it all over again
Time to find out what clip(s) got deleted this time
“Well, if it’s ok for him to do it”
1:16:11 just bookmarking the best ding dong sound
yeah i suppose i will watch this all again for the 40th time. definitely one of the best series
I miss Ding Dong and Julian 🥺
I hope nothing but the best for them
They are doing pretty good julien streams every once and awhile showing some of there art for their company!
julian died unfortunately
Rest? Dey sleepy boi
@enoch6599You rang?
Even if I am kinda upset that they’re unlisting the uncensored versions of these and making them harder to find, I do appreciate that these reuploads are letting the new generation of OneyPlays viewers witness the greatness of all the old Ding Dong and Julian series.
This video was So good they just had to release it twice
Possibly more censored now lol
Thanks youtube for bring such a snowflake
Mario he he he
@@squadalaguydc oh my fucking god ur right
@@garrettbeno2174 im pretty sure that's why they re-release videos, youtube retroactively demonetizes the video and they reupload it with the most offensive jokes censored so that the video keeps making money. Sad that it has to be this way, but id rather they keep getting paid for the slightly censored videos
Oh look, another miniscule amendment to a classic series because of UA-cam's increasingly ridiculous monetisation system.
One of the very few channels where watching a reupload is awesome
I'll forever treasure the part where chris tried fighting julian but he just responds with "Why are you smearing the queer"
*scratches happy trail and eats cheetto puffs* oh boy another reupload Oneyplays comp *slaps thighs happily in glee*
average oneyplays user seen in the wild repeating jokes
Smacks back of your head. Your making me gay!
Okay man, i'll watch this for the 4th time this year
Week*
Day*
1:42 DD Burp
21:41 🥺
27:02 DD's classic
33:55 Tortuga
37:02 Demon
1:21:37 DD mad at bb Chris
3:10:30 Angry Chris
2:56:40
"Birds don't have feelings. They barely even have beaks!"
-Chris O'Neill
ahhh the golden age of oneyplays.
Still one of their best series. Both because of the many great bits and because they really enjoyed the game.
it's funny how dingdong calls the star of David a pentagram
I'd love to see a compilation of Chris giving shit names to things (Longo, Fingerella, Forest Nymph)
This is a welcome surprise! I genuinely love DD and Julian (Chris is ok too I guess).
2:29:00 ive been looking for this segment for days and finally found it. "Give me turtle powers jesus"
Can't wait to watch this all over again during Boneyplays
Can't wait to listen to the Official Mario Theme Song "hahaha, mario. hohoho mario"
A theme song to rival tomar's
Ding Dong's genuine excitement for the Lost Kingdom warms my heart.
2:14:32 I love Chris’ little Irish rage
I remember this series im glad to re watch it :)
Chris I'm pretty new to your channel but I found best of story telling and had that on in the background for weeks. It had me in tears I was laughing so hard, I also started watching sleepy cabin and I regret not watching your content when I was younger
i'd recommend listening to crinkly chris play pokemon whilst sleeping to let the men seep in
welcome to our club
Julian’s school dreams story at 2:56:51 reminded me that I myself am having some odd dreams of being back at school. They really made me feel like I was still in school and haven’t graduated. What made me more afraid of having them is that they make me feel like I’m trapped in some form of purgatory.
This is freaking epic
Mario didn't always love Peach but one day when she called him to unclog her toilet, Mario knew he found something special when he saw the toad stool that came from that peach
I how theyre all mostly silent during the ending cuz theyre so engrossed in whats happening. This was a great playthrough
MR. BURNS: Could you explain your video, young man?
CHRIS: Well, basically I just copied the Mario Odyssey Series we have now. Then, I added some monkey sounds to reduce demonetization. And I figure this new release date is pretty sharp.
A whole 3 minutes of content has been removed
@@tastydoomtime8890 well hopefully that's mostly just the 2 1/2 minutes in New Donk City when Ding Dong went on his rant about how the smoke tower in Auswitch was allegedly never attached to the main building during WWII.
Agreed, first prize!
what the deuce… a feeling of déjà vu washes over me this very second…
Chris has such a specific demeanor with Julian its so cute
2:58:08 The Guys really managed to name my two biggest childhood traumas in like 10 seconds. Guess the common denominator is melting people.
The DingDong Julian era of Oneyplays was the best one
I really hope after all the shit ding dong and Julian has had to endure they find every success with wan wan games and future endeavours.
suspicious jump cut when they arrive at the mexican town hrrrmmmmmmmmm
I just realized they cut out the scene where Chris was a tank and made a joke about miss Tilly dying
the photo realistic dinosaur in the middle of a goofy cartoony Mario game is something I’ll never get over
PRINCESS PEACH GO MISSING, MISSING
MARIO HE IS A HISSING
"I am cursed to stay here forever"
Me too Chris, me too.
Miss those guys. Cant wait to see anything new with them :-) ❤
I miss Ding Dong so much man… Really hope he returns to the public after his time away soon.
Same its sad to see.
It’s for the best rn. After everything him and Julian went through i hope their lives get better and wish the best for them
@@d.dankey1168 I feel out of the loop...what happened?? i hope theyre alright though
@@skalberer6119 People like Matterboar (fuck that guy) started surfacing DingDong's old stream where he critiqued Dream Daddy, and people started witch-hunting after every party involved
@@skalberer6119 doxxed, harassed, ding dong got outed to his family by a certain stalker, recently had the spotlight put onto him by random drama channels... ding dong privated all of his accounts and videos. julian still streams sporadically though; the last stream was on february 21st... i assume he won't be streaming again for quite a while. ding dong was the one who got the brunt of the harassment. with him gone, all the kiwifarms losers could be looking for another "lolcow" to jerk around, so they might've started flocking to julian's streams, but that's only speculation that makes farmers seem more threatening than they actually are. most likely, he's just focused on finishing tough bippy while also providing his partner emotional support
I am more amazed that Chris knows help I’m a fish, than the fact the others don’t, as it is a danish movie
Babe, time to rewatch a complete OneyPlays series again. Yes, dear...
I love Chris getting unreasonably angry over the ending of the game
4:31 I never noticed that jump sound effect from the Mario 64 playthrough!
I can't believe Lyle cut the part where ding dong mentioned Chris's iconic oblong prolapse
This is my favorite dd and Julian series for sure
I love the part where Chris performed the mating press on Pauline.
3:37:27 The reason it got re-uploaded
There are so many good bits in this one in particular.
The REAL theme song, the humble prayer for *everything*, rhyme tomfoolery and some good old cuckage. Wholesome and fun for everyone.
Eh eh eh Mario, if this iconic ballad isn't in the new movie i will be sooooo angwy
I still always say A Bove when I read it out loud
Ah, grand~ Was feeling a bit nostalgic!
Know Ding Dong's breaking from the online scene, but hope he and Julian are doing well. Send them our warm regards you son of a plum.
No its the cold shoulder!
They're still making games at WanWan if yall interested
I miss dindong and julian and oneyplays
luv dingdang n julien
n chirs two
"i don't have repercussions i'm mario" this line goes so hard
mario has haunted the channel and returned once again
Did you guys know that It’s actually only chris playing this game? Yeah everyone else is just Chris doing silly voices.
A reupload I’m happy to watch. Unless it’s overly censored too.
Edit: not too bad
I've officially run out of oneyNG content. Time to go rewatch witch hunt for the eighth time.
The with friends intro is back. Yay
that might just be because it was in the original videos SADLY
1:53:30 Reminds me of an Idea my friend had for a Miami gay club. Make everything construction themed. Bouncers have hardhats and orange vents. Door is round and painted like steel. Call the club "The Man-Hole".
Super Mario Odyssey is one of my most favorite games made my Nintendo and I'm really glad to see one of my most favorite youtubers playing it.
There's nobody that makes me laugh as much as these three goofballs together.
First time I watched this, I never thought I'd be using it for background noise while making deliveries. But here we are now 😂 Thanks Oney and my fave gayliens ❤
2:19:50 dingdongs scream made me lose it
I wonder if there are people that don’t know who dingydo and jewl are
“Absolutely not.” -Me when someone asks if I’ll skip rewatching this entire series again
Still one of your best
Me too Chris. I too miss dingdong and Julian
it's weird they remade this series with Lyle and tomar pretending to be julian and dingdong, but ig I'll watch it
Mario, Eh Eh Eh. Watch again, Eh Eh Eh