@@andrewkessinger5966 I imagine this conversation in five years. UK “America did you really add Helios lasers to your B52’s? US: “yes I did.” UK: “why would you do something like this.” US: “To see if they would work on him and destroy things like communications satellites. Surprise it works.” Grandpa BUFF: “Hot damn I got phasers now. Wait till I get my photon torpedoes and then I’ll really glass some planets.” God bless America.
Grampa Buff reminds me of what my Grandfather (a WW II vet) used to say when someone ticked him off, "you want the hospital (raising his left fist) or the morgue (raising his right fist)! Love you Papa! 🇺🇲
I’m visiting my Pops (Papa) and he is the same way. Only, he’ll say it in traffic or at a distance. In front of the person he is the sweetest, most understanding. Then we part ways, back to talking shit haha.
The Sprint missile was a nuclear-tipped ballistic-missile-interceptor that hit Mach 10 in 5 seconds. That’s 100g’s of acceleration. We made them in the 70’s. We do some crazy shit with missiles.
So 7,621 mph in 5 seconds. We made those in the 70s , it's now 2024 , almost 35 years later. What do we have now? I don't really want to know, just as long as it works . Merica !🎉
_"What do we have now?"_ Anything civilians or even foreign militaries know about is at least a decade old. We're at the point now where the US is bolting things onto other things out of boredom, such as a SM6 onto an F18 or hypersonics on pretty much anything the US makes that can both fly and launch missiles, and not any pressing tactical or strategic need because _those_ bases are _very_ well covered.
Exactly! And let's face it, they still ask this question of the country that built an enormous rotary machine gun that turns tanks into fixer-upper bee habitats and said, "Hmmm...can we slap a plane on that".
@romas011 Hey, same to you. Lots of love from the states. And by love, I mean F35s. Providing an irresponsible amount of military hardware to our allies is how we show we care
Just got back from vacation in Fort Walton, Florida. Went to Eglin AFB's museum and it started raining on us. Fast forward ten seconds, and my family and I are hiding under the wing of an SR-71. Had to slump a bit to not hit my head on her belly. The sheer ridiculousness of the situation is not lost on me, and I've been thinking about it the last 3 days. Like, here is one of the first stealth jets to ever exist which has been places and done things that I will only get to imagine only 36 of them have ever existed, and I, a little American civvie who is too fascinated by metal flinging itself across the sky, am hiding under it from the rain. I couldn't write it if I tried. It's too absurd. Feels like it was just a dream. And to top it off, we took family photos under the thing because we really couldn't do it elsewhere.
When 3 Rednecks with a US Defense Budget can do with duct tape, bottle caps, and leftover missile parts. All in a garage on a Saturday evening. While drinking a six-pack. Which dubbed to a twelve-pack.
Pretty sure he's still working his accent for the PH which is maybe the reason why he hasn't made a video about two more old men fighting for a bunch of rocks that may or may not have oil underneath them. Although the moment he did made one a Lot of Filipinos will show up. Do hope he covers the fact its legal to own a semi automatic rifle here in the Philippines
Philippines is the one got FAFO with damages boats, confiscated property and maimed soldier . FYI; Marcos family ill-gotten wealth amounting to $10B is under American control.
The most underrated statement ever said. What is that music in the distance I hear? Is that Team America fuck yeah I hear. Carry on buff. Carry on. Where my America flag shirt damn it!!!!!!
The kid is going to be spotting for it, I have no doubt he's ecstatic. He gets to do all the sneaking and peeking without lifting heavy things or compromising his stealth? Or in other words, all the glory and none of the work? Sign me up!
I was not expecting the back to back to back one liners from Grandpa Buff. New format is approved and we are looking forward to seeing more in the future, possibly with smaller events and the occasional big one. The Buff is forever!
I think he was referring to all the shit that was done to Germany after ww1. Basically, if I remember it correctly. U.S. want to fix Germany, the rest of Europe want to make sure they would never be a problem again. But we see how that turned out.
Fun fact: The brevity word "Kobe" actually does exist in the U.S. multi-service brevity manual for the ground or air launch of a friendly hypersonic weapon.
According to a google search, at Central Army Registry, in the BREVITY MULTI-SERVICE TACTICS, TECHNIQUES, AND PROCEDURES FOR MULTI-SERVICE BREVITY CODES dated March 2023 (atp1-02x1.pdf), on page 74, under Surface-to-surface (S/S), Kobe is at the top of the middle column of terms. Also, Kobe is on the summery of changes under "added brevity terms".
I was wheezing so much from laughter that I became a bit lightheaded. I'm fine, was laying down, but I would absolutely love if this became a weekly thing.
Outstanding. Everything just hit perfectly, unlike a Russian missile..... Buff has lived long enough for you to never question what he says or does, you just go yes and let him do.
@Babychugger i mean every russian missile hits something though usually rhat something is the ground and even then whether or not it blows up is depends
Great new format! I was also immensely happy when you compared the SM-6 to the AIM-54! We really have come full circle with the Navy and their long range missiles. The Hornet may never be as sexy as the Tomcat, but at least it can launch high speed telephone poles now instead of just tooth picks.
(in HLC voice) China: We have the best A2AD. America can do nothing when we go to war with Taiwan. Russia: Should have learned our history. [a few moments later] America: Allow me to introduce my Rapid Dragon system… China: Fuck. America: And our hypersonic revolver… China: Double fuck. America: And our you lose missile. Russia: Really should have learned from our history China
Yep, and that's just the stuff we're admitting to! Do NOT play poker with the US military: we cheat. Good Lord, we cheat... Not only are we counting cards, and have extra cards tucked away in various places, but we will substitute out cards from other decks. After all, the Hanged Man is a wildcard, right?
The United States is always playing Calvinball with Russia and China. They lost as soon as they decided to play against the USA. If they're crazy or stupid enough to FA then they will FO.
Thank you for this format because hearing Grandpa Buff call them old guys made me realize. THEY ARE BOTH OLDER THAN THE BUFF!! One is older than even the design which is insane to me.
The Navy has seriously "leap frogged" the Air Force with their missile capabilities currently. AF spent mucho dinero on hypersonic missiles that aren't operational yet. Word is that AF plans to procure SM-6s for the F-15EX and B-52 to fill the gap until their hypersonics are ready. The Bone is a possibility as well.
Leaving a horror taste in the mouth and still be funny and relevant. Sidenote do we as viewers need the fire department for these roasts? Just savage. Jerry Springer eat your heart out.
@@PureSquall ok you have a point there. I'm just going to quote the movie Friday line here, "Ddddddddaaaaaaaammmmmm!!!!!!" That was savage. HLC take this as notes. I got nothing else here. You got me on this.
@@PureSquall I have a thought that came to my mind. If the U.S. has a very long range missile to a F-18 growler. Don't let the kid have this. This has Surprise motherfucker!!!! written all over this. Kid sends a message to the ground radar. Radar operator thinks "What does this mean?" Suddenly all the fighters in air and ground gets smoked. Kid flies by saying "Surprised now?" Radar operator pisses himself and runs to a trench. Kid flies by sees this and says "That won't help you. A-10 your up."
Grandpa Buff in the Rough for the win! That was pretty entertaining. Just needs headline banners to give it that news channel feel. Rofl! I loved it! 😂 Awesome Job HL!
Now do the demo reel that China did to show how they get past our carrier assault group without us hitting a single intercept or defending ourselves at all and trashing our boats. I feel like this one would be rather spicy.
Having served on Nimitz class, I can tell you nothing short of a saturation campaign will hit the flat top. Even then, it will, at best, take the carrier out of the fight. Sinking will take weeks of very lucky direct hits or a nuke. See the sink ex of USS America CV66.
"Why would you build that?"
"Boredom, mostly."
God bless America.
@@andrewkessinger5966 I imagine this conversation in five years.
UK “America did you really add Helios lasers to your B52’s?
US: “yes I did.”
UK: “why would you do something like this.”
US: “To see if they would work on him and destroy things like communications satellites. Surprise it works.”
Grandpa BUFF: “Hot damn I got phasers now. Wait till I get my photon torpedoes and then I’ll really glass some planets.”
God bless America.
That's American R&D BABY!
"You say, 'Why?' we say, 'Why not?'"
@@usmc1979034 Good Plan. Probably already done
If any other country did it, we would wonder if they're prepping for war. When America does it, everyone rolls their eyes and say of course.
The Coral Reefs joke landed like a nuclear weapon.
I laughed hard.
That was the one that got me too.
That KOBE joke was so unnecessarily funny
I laughed so fucking hard I dropped my water bottle
Excuse my non-native-English speaking ass but I don't get it. Would you care to explain?
@@FilHorKobe was a professional basketball player who tragically died in a helicopter crash.
@FilHor Just google Kobe Bryant and your questions should be answered.
@@FilHorNBA basketball player that died in a helicopter crash was also named Kobe
Grampa Buff reminds me of what my Grandfather (a WW II vet) used to say when someone ticked him off, "you want the hospital (raising his left fist) or the morgue (raising his right fist)! Love you Papa! 🇺🇲
I’m visiting my Pops (Papa) and he is the same way. Only, he’ll say it in traffic or at a distance. In front of the person he is the sweetest, most understanding. Then we part ways, back to talking shit haha.
As soon as this video started playing our air raid test sirens went off. They know the buff is around.
Tornados?
@@Crimsonshadow7 Nah it was just a monthly test that we have here in MI.
@seeker2442 yep my town too.
Every 1st Saturday at 1pm all of the people new to the area/state start panicking. 😂
@@seeker2442 While I know what that's like, im more suprised you have it at Noon on first Saturday of the month up in Michigan.
@seeker2442 Mine too. It's still eerie.
The Sprint missile was a nuclear-tipped ballistic-missile-interceptor that hit Mach 10 in 5 seconds. That’s 100g’s of acceleration.
We made them in the 70’s.
We do some crazy shit with missiles.
So 7,621 mph in 5 seconds.
We made those in the 70s , it's now 2024 , almost 35 years later. What do we have now? I don't really want to know, just as long as it works . Merica !🎉
_"What do we have now?"_
Anything civilians or even foreign militaries know about is at least a decade old. We're at the point now where the US is bolting things onto other things out of boredom, such as a SM6 onto an F18 or hypersonics on pretty much anything the US makes that can both fly and launch missiles, and not any pressing tactical or strategic need because _those_ bases are _very_ well covered.
What can I say, we one the space race and then realized just how much fun shit we could build thanks to Dr.Werner VonBrauns excellent cooperation
And nuclear weapons... missiles and nukes... nukes and missiles. Dream spicy!
Let's not forget the part where that thing went up there so fast its outer layers turned into glowing plasma from friction and that shit's on film
While the world asks "Why?", America asks "Why not?".
That is why they are my favorite ally. Cheers from the other side of the pond.
It's nice being right on top of all the fire power, Canada needs to get'er done on our defense.
Exactly! And let's face it, they still ask this question of the country that built an enormous rotary machine gun that turns tanks into fixer-upper bee habitats and said, "Hmmm...can we slap a plane on that".
@@WindclawI turned my first cannon in college the “Precision Machining 3” class
America asks "how big can we make it?"
@romas011 Hey, same to you. Lots of love from the states. And by love, I mean F35s. Providing an irresponsible amount of military hardware to our allies is how we show we care
I just got to see the Blue Angels for the first time today. I also happened to see our favorite supercomputer showing off for the crowd.
Someone was at cherry festival
Just got back from vacation in Fort Walton, Florida. Went to Eglin AFB's museum and it started raining on us. Fast forward ten seconds, and my family and I are hiding under the wing of an SR-71. Had to slump a bit to not hit my head on her belly.
The sheer ridiculousness of the situation is not lost on me, and I've been thinking about it the last 3 days. Like, here is one of the first stealth jets to ever exist which has been places and done things that I will only get to imagine only 36 of them have ever existed, and I, a little American civvie who is too fascinated by metal flinging itself across the sky, am hiding under it from the rain.
I couldn't write it if I tried. It's too absurd. Feels like it was just a dream.
And to top it off, we took family photos under the thing because we really couldn't do it elsewhere.
Wish I could have seen them but my 4th plans were taking place elsewhere
@@Aqueox Even in her retirement, she's shielding 'muricans from the woes of the world. Checks out.
"Why the fuck would you build that?"
"Boredom, mostly"
Sounds about right.
@@Scorpious187 I mean hey look at the F15. Literally a rocket with wings.
Yeah don’t let any of our defense companies get bored, their create insane stuff when they do
When 3 Rednecks with a US Defense Budget can do with duct tape, bottle caps, and leftover missile parts. All in a garage on a Saturday evening. While drinking a six-pack. Which dubbed to a twelve-pack.
Genuinely sounds like an American
Whenever America has a holiday, I want Buff reading the news as a special pressie. Its gold.
That would be amazing! 😂
"Why would you build that?"
In the words of the great American hero, Burt Gummer: "When you need it, and don't have it, you'll sing a different tune."
Always be prepared, kupo.
"God damn underground monsters"
@@guardianboreal1432 King Moogle Mog approves of this message, may his pom ever remain fluffy.
"Broke into WRONG GODAMN rec room, didn't ya you bastard!"
🤣
The question isn't "why?" But "how much does it cost, and do we get a bulk discount?"
Tear in my eyes from laughing so hard. Thanks HLC. Thanks Buff. Keep 'em coming.
Grandpa buff is an amazing caster. By far one of the best. 10/10 would bomb my enemies with Grandpa buff
That is fucking hilarious
Ya keeps moving with caster oil
I'm all for Grandpa Buff the News Anchor.
Damn skippy, Buff is the Walter Cronkite of the new generation.
Freaking YES, we need more of this segment; more "Are you Buff enough" please. Grandpa still got that fire in him fore sure.
After the commercial break, we'll be discussing how West Taiwan is using its gravy boats to play FAFO with the Philippines.
They're using swords for boarding parties. What year is it again?
Pretty sure he's still working his accent for the PH which is maybe the reason why he hasn't made a video about two more old men fighting for a bunch of rocks that may or may not have oil underneath them.
Although the moment he did made one a Lot of Filipinos will show up.
Do hope he covers the fact its legal to own a semi automatic rifle here in the Philippines
Philippines is the one got FAFO with damages boats, confiscated property and maimed soldier .
FYI;
Marcos family ill-gotten wealth amounting to $10B is under American control.
You know I’ve been using the term West Taiwan a lot recently….good to see I ain’t the only mad man
@@eldorados_lost_searcher 1924!
Oh, sorry, still got a Y2K glitch or two to sort out.
Grandpa Buff, the news reporter we didn't know we needed!! 🤣
The most underrated statement ever said. What is that music in the distance I hear? Is that Team America fuck yeah I hear. Carry on buff. Carry on. Where my America flag shirt damn it!!!!!!
"Grandpa Buff in the Rough"
We want it, make it so.
At leasts it not Grandpa Buff in the Buff.
Buff in the rough!
@@randomusernameCallinHLC is ignoring it, hoping this well go away. 😂
ngl, its catchy
It's good
Just when I thought I couldn't love Grandpa Buff anymore he brings this to the table. Needs to be a regular segment.
HERE FOR BUFF!
HERE FOR BUFF!
STAY FOR THE KID!
STAY FOR THE KID!
HELL YEAH!!
Pray for the kid ?
@@hestan723 I didn't say pray but yeah, pray for his targets 🙏
@KendrickNotlikeus-z5b the fuck is thid
@@hestan723 Pray for the almighty god for he will have to rebuild what the kid turns into dust.
Grndp Bff getting the "KOBE!" joke certainly shows he's learning a thing or two from the Kid and the 35.
"A giant telephone pole full of rocket fuel and hate and strapped it to the bottom of an F18".
Beautiful, but don't let the kid know 😅
No no no, you forget, they made stealth mounts for missiles, now they just have to make a stealth telephone pole
Do you think the kid can't intercept that telephone pole? He will prove you wrong!
The kid is going to be spotting for it, I have no doubt he's ecstatic. He gets to do all the sneaking and peeking without lifting heavy things or compromising his stealth? Or in other words, all the glory and none of the work? Sign me up!
@remanscimitar
Who do you think is doing terminal guidance… that isn’t there?
Also, it's probably too big for their weapons bay...
Ok, I love this sooooo much 😂 the old way was good, but this was so new and awesome 😂😂😂😂😂
"Are you, BUFF enough" in my head playing to the tune of "Tough Enough." Yep already love this series lol.
you to?
Annnnnnnnd, the Gen Z discovers another 80's one-hit wonder. Google "Fabulous Thunderbirds", kids,
😂 Buff for the win. A cameo of your other characters while buff rips them a new one is a gold mine lol.
I was not expecting the back to back to back one liners from Grandpa Buff. New format is approved and we are looking forward to seeing more in the future, possibly with smaller events and the occasional big one. The Buff is forever!
Grandpa Buff went full send savage. Great reporting!
#moreat11
#thebuffisforever
🇺🇸🦅
Buff never goes halfway, that's for _damn_ sure.
Ive been wanting the Phoenix to come back since I was a kid... for basically no reason. Thank you Uncle Sam!
1:40 heh.. he finally did it boys. He made one. ONE OF US, ONE OF US‼️
I didn’t get it. Please explain.
I know when I hear it I’m gonna be like “oh duh”
@@DesertJoshBsame bro.
@@DesertJoshB I'm going to take a wild guess and say it was a persona 5 reference or a pearl harbor joke.
I think he was referring to all the shit that was done to Germany after ww1. Basically, if I remember it correctly. U.S. want to fix Germany, the rest of Europe want to make sure they would never be a problem again. But we see how that turned out.
It's a play on the words "not see" referring to the German soldiers
God bless Grandpa Buff! He can do no wrong.
Fun fact: The brevity word "Kobe" actually does exist in the U.S. multi-service brevity manual for the ground or air launch of a friendly hypersonic weapon.
Wait really!?!?! I need to go check joint service brevity brb
Awaiting confirmation.
According to a google search, at Central Army Registry, in the BREVITY MULTI-SERVICE TACTICS, TECHNIQUES, AND PROCEDURES FOR MULTI-SERVICE BREVITY CODES
dated March 2023 (atp1-02x1.pdf), on page 74, under Surface-to-surface (S/S), Kobe is at the top of the middle column of terms. Also, Kobe is on the summery of changes under "added brevity terms".
ATP 1-02.1/MCRP 3-30B.1/NTTP 6-02.1/AFFTP 3-2.5 dated 07MAR23, Page 25, Definition 4
I really hope this is true
I was wheezing so much from laughter that I became a bit lightheaded. I'm fine, was laying down, but I would absolutely love if this became a weekly thing.
Keeping Kobe's legacy alive, one Buff joke at a time. Respect.
"KOBE!!!"
Needs to be a Daily Segment w Grandpa BUFF.. Move over Walter Cronkite new kids on the Block!
Grampa Buff as a newscaster, pure gold!
✌️😎🇺🇸
I like this format, I don't want to see the old one shelved forever but I can vibe with this one as well a nice blend of the two could be great.
Outstanding. Everything just hit perfectly, unlike a Russian missile..... Buff has lived long enough for you to never question what he says or does, you just go yes and let him do.
@Babychugger i mean every russian missile hits something though usually rhat something is the ground and even then whether or not it blows up is depends
That was amazing. Maybe in another one you can have Florida be a co-anchor and they can switch back and forth! 😂Keep it up HLC!
DO NOT CHANGE A THING!!!!!😂😂😂😂. That was the best one yet. Grandpa Buff k ows how to be FULLY transparent😂😂
When russia calls Grandpa Buff an "old fossil," I thought the kid would come to talk some ish but instead Buff said hold my beer khuylo. 😂
The question shouldn’t be why would you build that, it should be why would you not build that.
God Bless America
I for one welcome the debut of “are YOU BUFF enough?” And look forward to him doing another segment
Every time I hear that Simeon threatened our boats all I can hear in my head is “HEAR COMES THE SUN DODODOD!”
Yes. Needs an english soundtrack. Perfection
🙏
Best one yet! My old man used to be a magrat for the tomcats and intruders. Anytime baby!
Grandpa Buff is as always absolutely correct. This indeed is how I want all my news delivered
IKR? If the MSM did this, I might actually watch! (Though they'd have to stop lying, too.)
Sending _Grandpa B._ into a war zone just proves the old cliche...
*_"That'll BUFF right out."_* 😉
RIP Kobe. But come on. That joke was fire.
And briefly, so was he...
Just like the helicopter?
@@mikehammer4018 LMFAOOOOO...... I mean...... booooo, bad joke. Do it again 😈😂
@@RefinedRandyWell, I guess you could call that joke a rare medium well done.
In this one particular case, you could have said that whichever way that joke landed. Crashing and burning is still "on fire." Good job.
Every time I hear a Kobe joke all I hear is NBA Jam in my head.... HE'S ON FIRE!!
I love this method of news delivery. I would love if you keep doing this but do what makes you the happiest.
I agree
Meh, I liked the old format more. Keeps a bit more variety (hell, even that is turning into the buff&22 show already).
.... Largest exporter of coral reefs... that one got me. I laughed way too hard at that one!
I need more buff news. Buff is forever.
Best news coverage I've seen in literal years.
Great new format!
I was also immensely happy when you compared the SM-6 to the AIM-54! We really have come full circle with the Navy and their long range missiles. The Hornet may never be as sexy as the Tomcat, but at least it can launch high speed telephone poles now instead of just tooth picks.
I still believe that we NEED an up Dated an up graded Super Tom Cat. ANY mission ,Any Time, any Where .
@@henrycarlson7514 We need a Mach 5 capable Tomcat. Who cares about stealth if the plane flies at 1.5 km/s ?
@@ncv-eu4rj Good idea
Wow, a mix of your standard style and buff in the rough reading headlines may be A POT OF FREAKING GOLD.
Geopolitics the "Rough" way... tears and laughter.. 💯 approved! Great job!
Don't you mean the buff way
That Kobe joke went hard AF, and I'm here for it. 😅😅
Grandpa Buff in the rough😂
🤔
S&M lounge or Geriatric Stripper!?
Yes...Buff missed his calling!
And now, Flying High Again, with your host; Grandpa Buff.
...Cue the Ozzy music!
@@pheenix42 What is funny Ozzy Music can also refer to Australian music as well as Australians are sometimes referred to as Ozzies.
I shouldn't be laughing at "that" joke....but I can't stop. I feel bad but with a grin.
It’s not a bad joke.
Doesn't matter what format you use, HLC. You are still funny as hell. Thank you for the hard work you put in these videos. You're awewome.
Honestly this made me LMAO harder than most of the recent videos, I like the change. Grampa Buff in the Rough... yes.
Laughed so hard at the "Kobe" joke. My coworkers gave me a weird look. Another W for Buff
First in, last out...thats what the Marine Corp is all about but even us crayon chewers love the *Buff!*
Don't feed me nothing less than Crayola, little brother. Rah.
@@eljuano28 127 flavors coming your way big bro (sorry I stole the shiny red one.)
RAH!!!
God I hope this person never gets canceled. This shit is way too funny.
If he gets cancelled, I find where he’s posting and go there
Grandpa Buff is just awesome 😎😎. No filter or F's. Love Ya
"Are you Buff enough" does have a nice ring to it.
We want more Buff News...nuff said!😂😅🤘🇺🇸
Que team America song. Nuff said.
Buff just makes it funnier. I will say, if a lot is happening, do the buff. If it's slow, do the countries talking.
Buff in the Rough. The Buff is FOREVER!❤
"The Largest Exporter of Coral Reef's" I love it, I want to know how to be this witty on command
(in HLC voice)
China: We have the best A2AD. America can do nothing when we go to war with Taiwan.
Russia: Should have learned our history.
[a few moments later]
America: Allow me to introduce my Rapid Dragon system…
China: Fuck.
America: And our hypersonic revolver…
China: Double fuck.
America: And our you lose missile.
Russia: Really should have learned from our history China
Yep, and that's just the stuff we're admitting to! Do NOT play poker with the US military: we cheat. Good Lord, we cheat... Not only are we counting cards, and have extra cards tucked away in various places, but we will substitute out cards from other decks. After all, the Hanged Man is a wildcard, right?
@@mikehammer4018 And when the other guy lays down a Royal Flush we hit him with the Reverse UNO card! 🃏🔃😈
@@mikehammer4018🤣🤣🤣. Oh. Lordy! 🔥🇺🇸🔥
@@louistarnsman6330
👌🏽💥👌🏽
The United States is always playing Calvinball with Russia and China. They lost as soon as they decided to play against the USA. If they're crazy or stupid enough to FA then they will FO.
Ya lost me at first but ya brought me back around. Bravo!!!👏
I'm a simple man. I see Grandpa buff, I click.
Gosh I love this channel and heck when you going to get Brandon Herrera on for a skit he could easy be one of the eastern block party characters, lol
Buff needs to be a special correspondent on DNN - Donut News Network
Can't wait to hear more news from my new favorite news show: Are You Buff Enough?! Lol
Best news channel on the internet.
Please in the love of all that's holy let this being a ongoing series of buff on the rough
One of the best in awhile, we love buff, biggest exporter of coral reefs
Thank you for this format because hearing Grandpa Buff call them old guys made me realize. THEY ARE BOTH OLDER THAN THE BUFF!! One is older than even the design which is insane to me.
Unlike the BUFF, however, neither of them is forever.
I am dying of laughter right now. Grandpa Buff delivering all the stingers today!
Finally, a news caster I wouldn't mind flying higher than a kite!
F18 got some of the best yeetus deletis packages of all time and were making an already scary platform scarier
The Navy has seriously "leap frogged" the Air Force with their missile capabilities currently. AF spent mucho dinero on hypersonic missiles that aren't operational yet. Word is that AF plans to procure SM-6s for the F-15EX and B-52 to fill the gap until their hypersonics are ready. The Bone is a possibility as well.
"Telephone pole full of rocket fuel and hate" fucking got me lol
Grand Daddy Buff said SIT YO ASS DOWN, it’s gonna get rough.
That last one was straight FIRE!!! 😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥
"The country of Iran has teamed up with Greenpeace....." Holy hell, I love that.
*As Japan* DO NOT TOUCH THE BOATS!
Oh you know they're DEFINITELY gonna say KOBE!
Grandpa Buff jokes keep hitting harder every time l! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Leaving a horror taste in the mouth and still be funny and relevant. Sidenote do we as viewers need the fire department for these roasts? Just savage. Jerry Springer eat your heart out.
@RaymondHatton-do4dp well, he (Springer) can get a one-on-one statement with the president of Iran and Kobe himself....so....
@@PureSquall ok you have a point there. I'm just going to quote the movie Friday line here, "Ddddddddaaaaaaaammmmmm!!!!!!" That was savage. HLC take this as notes. I got nothing else here. You got me on this.
@@PureSquall I have a thought that came to my mind. If the U.S. has a very long range missile to a F-18 growler. Don't let the kid have this. This has Surprise motherfucker!!!! written all over this. Kid sends a message to the ground radar. Radar operator thinks "What does this mean?" Suddenly all the fighters in air and ground gets smoked. Kid flies by saying "Surprised now?" Radar operator pisses himself and runs to a trench. Kid flies by sees this and says "That won't help you. A-10 your up."
To all the future pilots watching this....please say Kobe. 😂
Gotta love Buff!
Grandpa Buff in the Rough for the win! That was pretty entertaining. Just needs headline banners to give it that news channel feel. Rofl! I loved it! 😂 Awesome Job HL!
Shoulda called it 'News Buff'.
The greatest generation sense of humor never gets old lol Noone is safe 😂
Grandpa Buff kind of reminds me of Peter Jennings in his reporting style.
God that was so long ago. His son Chris took up the family business and is a news Anchor for Fox news.
Also, Buff in the Rough, your local morning news cast service, has just won an Oscar for Grandpa Buffs stellar performance over the decades.
Gonna yell KOBE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I was dead as soon as he said "KOBE".
Freedom of the BUFF PRESS
Love this format! Grandpa Buff can say whatever the hell he wants.
Now do the demo reel that China did to show how they get past our carrier assault group without us hitting a single intercept or defending ourselves at all and trashing our boats. I feel like this one would be rather spicy.
Having served on Nimitz class, I can tell you nothing short of a saturation campaign will hit the flat top. Even then, it will, at best, take the carrier out of the fight. Sinking will take weeks of very lucky direct hits or a nuke. See the sink ex of USS America CV66.