Today I learned that Steven Seagal taught the Belarusyn people how to defeat a carrot in unarmed combat. Later they showed their appreciation by allowing him to tap the Magic Watermelon of Polotsk.
2 hours is a bit of stretch mate , we know he only eats one meal a day , starts the moment he wakes up and ends when he goes to be bed... Grazes all day long so it counts as one main meal
To all those people in the comments dropping sarcastic remarks about this, this is an ancient time honored Belarusian tradition called The Eating of the Carrot. Which, because of Steven's deep Belarusian roots, he of course performs expertly. As he did The Tapping of the Watermelon.
This is a clip from the new Stephen Seagal action thriller "Carrots Under Siege". One of the most riveting scenes has our hero getting a job a the local bakery and Karate chopping hoards of angry carrots which are then made into many delicious carrot cakes. Oscar material.
and then it just abruptly cuts to a static screen for a second and then back to: "And now, on the Science Channel, Did we all come from Ancient Egyptian Aliens? FIND OUT! In tonights: Egyptian Aliens or no"
and I, like... you know... learnt how to cultivate carrots from a master in Belarus, and I just... kinda... you know... have been practicing it over all these decades and I've mastered it... yeah.
I’m still trying to process what makes this funny. Is it that he first ate the carrot like a little kid, or the second time he casually ate it like a banana, or he pets the watermelon like a puppy, or that he looks ridiculous with that jet black spray painted wig and goatee, or the fact he even ate a vegetable at all? Or all of the above?
Probably because he took the carrot with both hands like it was a big gesture of a grander ritual in a chinese high court while Lukashenko acts like a peasant gardener in a slavic village. In fact Lukashenko is trying to promote his products, which is agricultural ones.
He's world famous and had a few good movies. I think he did well. The jet black hair and goatee are a little hard to believe, but we all have something.
Here in Poland and central Europe overall i think this video is something surreal and hilarious, because we know the movies with seagal but we also aware the dictatorship in Belarus Its something like kamala harris drinking vodka with logan paul
Can you believe mr Seagull blew up nord stream pipe in special operation just for the basket of potatos and carrots from mr Lukashenkos hands. What a glorious two men.
President of Belarus introducing Steven Seagal to fruits and vegetables.
Lol ....."You look a little heavy since under siege"
At least he knew to eat the carrot. All he did was pet the watermelon
I’m actually trying to figure out what else could be going on here. 😅.
@@realChewky😁😁😁😁
@@realChewky I was expecting him to swallow it whole
Belarus: "Perhaps we will be safe if we appease it with offerings"
"Let it slap the watermelon."
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this comment killed me lol
lmao offerings
Never in a million years did I think I'd laugh at a guy eating a carrot
And laugh hard.
🤣🤣🤣 it's hilarious
@@stevem2323 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Awesome!
Bugs Bunny did it better.
"I've been eating carrots for like 47 years"
I love this comment
slumberpass - “I’ve been dancing with carrots 🥕 for like, my whole life.”
32 years for me
what? i tought you've been making shitty movie for the last 47 years
@@Elldeeve ha
Is this footage of humanity's first contact with an alien?
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And of all countries it was Belarus to make first contact
I think so but except instead of humans making first contact with an alien I would say a dictator making a contact with an alien
"Is he still looking at us?"
"Yes. Someone give him a carrot!"
Here after Segura dance
And podcast: Two Bears One Cave.
Sup mommies
i know
Max Alings - Blessings 🥕 🍉
Seagal has the natural talent of always looking out of place everywhere he goes.
😂😂😂😂 fitting
He always looks like a modded npc from a different game, like how modders brought Sonic and Mario characters into GTA San Andreas
Today I learned that Steven Seagal taught the Belarusyn people how to defeat a carrot in unarmed combat. Later they showed their appreciation by allowing him to tap the Magic Watermelon of Polotsk.
Seagal to melon: I´m gonna tap you up ugly
@@maroc3446 He snatched that melon's birthdays
I swear, the headline today is "Steven Seagal Opens Center to Teach Russian Military Recruits
Martial Arts"
@@Djbiohazard1991 OMG serious? Because fake fat-guy aikido is really going to protect them from RPG rounds.
@@Hastur876 Well, he ate enough carrots to see it coming. ;)
he ate that carrot like it was the first piece of food he'd seen in two hours
*minutes
2 hours is a bit of stretch mate , we know he only eats one meal a day , starts the moment he wakes up and ends when he goes to be bed... Grazes all day long so it counts as one main meal
🤣
To be fair, what the hell are you supposed to do if a Belarusian hands you a carrot on camera.
😅
Shove it up
To be fair, you need to have some common sense to never find yourself in such a situation and this guy is only there at his own idiotic request.
Eat a carrot like a normal person?
Please help me! I cannot stop watching this over and over. I don't like it or enjoy it. I just can't stop.
I know. There`s a hundred thousand poor fellows like you and me here. Just caught in the rewatching loop.
@@kurbanovm it’s like getting caught in an eternal time loop of Steven Segal, mellons and carrots!
@@rooroo9216 you described heaven
@@maroc3446 😂😂🥕🍉
Carefully reach over and close the window....you're going to be ok... it'll take some time.
After looking upon Steven's stomach the President knew Steven needed some healthy food.
"Mr. Seagal, now we must move on to our next stop on the tour - the dietary fiber factory."
To all those people in the comments dropping sarcastic remarks about this, this is an ancient time honored Belarusian tradition called The Eating of the Carrot. Which, because of Steven's deep Belarusian roots, he of course performs expertly. As he did The Tapping of the Watermelon.
Hilarious!
I thought he has Russian roots, no I mean native American, no Japanese or was it something else?
@Roman Sekret So even one more root😄
@@physikokonomie7511 his roots goes as deep as being gay
The ancient tradition of eating a carrot and tapping a melon. Wow. 😂
Worth the click just to watch Seagal eating carrot. My day is done
He's like, "What do I do with this watermeleon?"
Now that you point it out, i'm like 90% sure he was just drumming on it, and isn't even familiar with the concept of ripe watermelon..
'Funny looking basketball you've got there, pal'
This didn't disappoint.
He makes it look so yummy
That carrot couldn't get into his mouth fast enough.
Seagal looks as if he has not one clue as to what is being said, so he just eats the carrot and knocks on the watermelon.
This is a clip from the new Stephen Seagal action thriller "Carrots Under Siege". One of the most riveting scenes has our hero getting a job a the local bakery and Karate chopping hoards of angry carrots which are then made into many delicious carrot cakes. Oscar material.
Intercontinental ballistic carrots are pointing at us, we must stop them!
hahahahaha!
LOL!😂😅
High and tight.
If you know, you know.
👌🏼 billy
Hey hitler
That was the best minute of my life. Glorious.
This should be aired on the science channel
and then it just abruptly cuts to a static screen for a second and then back to:
"And now, on the Science Channel, Did we all come from Ancient Egyptian Aliens? FIND OUT! In tonights: Egyptian Aliens or no"
When your character is in a cutscene :
The Bunny of Belarus
Dimitri good boy, bring Steven the watermelon.
Woah Steven go easy on that carrot, did you skip lunch or something
I just hear his voice too
He's been dancing his whole life.
I know
Fatty Boombalatty - 😄 🥕
lol
@@christinechin1909 Grabs dem by da poooooooon. Poooooonaaaaaneeeeee !
The way this title is worded makes me feel like a "Steven Seagal" is some sort of animal and they fed it carrots and watermelon as treats.
This aged like fine wine
Even finer now that he's teaching Russians to fight
@@bloodsweatandbeers4684 what? Bullshido?
@@nemesis8131 Yes
I've been cultivating carrots for like 87 years...
and I, like... you know... learnt how to cultivate carrots from a master in Belarus, and I just... kinda... you know... have been practicing it over all these decades and I've mastered it... yeah.
with both hands, excellent form sensei
Whatever sickness I was going to have...this vid cured it
Haha and this guy was my childhood hero. Absurd world, love it.
"I'm just a cook" - SS in Under Siege
instead of arnold and sly? you went with the sleazy fraud? I guess that's how pedos get so many vactims.
"With this carrot, I thee wed."
He really seems like this is his first encounter with a watermelon
That steven seagal is a real people person.
The last carrot that man ever eats
If there is only one video allowed on UA-cam I think it should be this one. Pure joy.
Jeans brought me here 👖👖
at first I misread that as "Jesus brought me here"
Steven Seagal is thinking, "This organically grown hotdog tastes funny..."
He managed to slip all their attacks all the while keeping a cool, level head. Legend
🤣
thats a good boy. eat that carrot, fam.
"We don't have much of a GDP but check that out!"
"I always get my produce from Belarus."
Later that day, he chugs a whole bottle of ranch dressing to get the carrot taste out of his mouth.
The video title makes it sound like they're feeding a racehorse lol
I’m still trying to process what makes this funny.
Is it that he first ate the carrot like a little kid, or the second time he casually ate it like a banana, or he pets the watermelon like a puppy, or that he looks ridiculous with that jet black spray painted wig and goatee, or the fact he even ate a vegetable at all?
Or all of the above?
J.R. Wavy - All
Probably because he took the carrot with both hands like it was a big gesture of a grander ritual in a chinese high court while Lukashenko acts like a peasant gardener in a slavic village. In fact Lukashenko is trying to promote his products, which is agricultural ones.
He's world famous and had a few good movies. I think he did well. The jet black hair and goatee are a little hard to believe, but we all have something.
Are u dumb? Go watch space ice
Here in Poland and central Europe overall i think this video is something surreal and hilarious, because we know the movies with seagal but we also aware the dictatorship in Belarus
Its something like kamala harris drinking vodka with logan paul
He looked so unnatural eating that carrot... the closest he ever came to eating vegetables is when he eats carrot cake
*First ever vegetable he ate in his life*
"You know, I've been a fruit and vegetable grower since the 1960s" - Steven Seagal
😂😂😂
When i feel bad , and i feel sadly , then i watch Steven Seagal eater carrot .I feel better right away .
Garth Brooks couldn't have done it any better
I have laughed for days at this video
When your feeling down watch this and read the comments it will cure any disease or sickness I was feeling
Is that Tom Segura?
Jesse Richards - It’s actually Steven Segura, he’s been dancing his whole life, that’s why he got a honorary carrot 🥕
Plot twist: the guy was actually worried about how fat Steven Seagal is getting , but Steven caught wind and hired his own translator
Amazing CGI, looks so realistic. There is no way someone his size could be eating carrots.
Never thought I could laugh at the image of someone eating a carrot.
this is a rare moment belorusians met people from outside of their planet.
Who's here after watching Last Week Tonight
Hey tom segura you’ve been eating carrots your whole life.
I know
Well, at least he can say "karashó" 😂
"Great carrot, back to the skippy..."
In the political world of 2024, Seagal appears as a wise and capable diplomat
WTF did I just watch
Post-soviet dictator introducing vegetable to american (colorized)
Luk, is vegtabel. is gud food. haev iet, ies helfy.
Steven Seagal is the first human being who discovered how to eat carrots.
to John Wick: "Somebody Please Get This Man a Gun"
to Steven Seagal: "Somebody Please Get This Man a vegetable"
I didn't know seagulls eat carrots!
That's 'Tom Sagarrua' and he can dance!
No clue why, but Steven Seagal reminds me of the rabbit off of Hoodwinked
"Here Steven, eat a vegetable for once in your life."
Segal seems superly excited to be their.
Their what?
were they making fun of him or were they serious about carrots?
Lol
It was an intervention eastern Europe style they are concerned about his weight
I think Lukashenko simply wanted to flex his knife skills
This video + Steven Seagal running is pretty much all I really need in my life!
now i must go see him running, seagal running will fulfill me
Lukashenko is beautiful man glad he has fine warrior like Steven to protect his country.
He's been eating carrots for 96 years.
Who is here after Count Dankula video?!
Yes ladies and gentleman all the food you see on that video(and all the food you don't see on screen)is just for him.
Who’s here from The Dollop??
OMG... Luka is a total comedy gem.
Segal digs in his ear while checking if it's ripe. 🤣🤣
Tommy buns brought me here
"I've been training in "carrot-aye" 35 maybe 50 years."
Bruh the way he looked at that carrot before he bit into it! Like the way you look at your mortal enemy
I feel like this is an AI generated screenplay
0:26 "He got a big one" 😂😂😂😂
that is not the worst thing he put into his mouth for sure
0:06
*He's just standing there... menacingly!*
The carrot is funny but the watermelon got me
Ask me why I’m here. It’s probably the same reason you’re here.
John Oliver?
Taps the watermelon “nice” 🤣🤣🤣
This is all apart of his training to be one with the carrot you first have to eat the carrot 🥋 👊
(Hasbulla) “pitzah”
(Abdul): “borgir”
(Seagal) “karot”
Then all 3 begin to fight one another to the death
He look insulted when given that carrot😂
Can you believe mr Seagull blew up nord stream pipe in special operation just for the basket of potatos and carrots from mr Lukashenkos hands. What a glorious two men.
Good President in a very beautifull countrie...
Steven Seagal est unique avec la grande carotte❤
This is my favorite UA-cam video and I don't know why
I like how you can tell it's his first time eating a carrot and he really doesn't like it.