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Literally anyone: “How much would you simp for Loba?”
Tony: “ *yes* “
Somehow maintaining 444 likes
@sad ol' pickle now 666
Now 716.....shit too early
cant blame him
@@Storm-od8pg 📸🤨
I'd bring loba gibby and octane. Octane needs to eat and he burns off thousands of calories a game
True asf
Bloodhound is the one finding the best buffet
Hes a crack head crack heads dont eat
@@SPACEHARICE That's not how that works at all-
@@sweetieswifey627
I literally have couple in my family brother
I'm not bringing caustic he would poison the damn Buffet
True
Tbh most buffet food is pretty old all ready. He pretty much kills all of the bectiria inside
For science
@@darkofps S C I E N C E
I wonder if octane is kinda like the flash and has an insane metabolism and constantly has to eat.
Hold on, isn’t there a lore piece that literally says mirage can eat like 4 large pizzas in one sitting?
Id say 1 and 1/2 since he’s not that tall/big, unlike others(kind of me slightly taller but same size) who on a good day, can do that with a medium/small, but it is mirage so I doubt he has any portion control
@@nucci6865 but there’s like a legit piece of lore where’s he’s in the phone asking for a pizza delivery and then he says smth like “yea, it’s mirage again…” I’ll see if I can find it
@@antoninocuffaro2804 oh sorry, I just didn’t think it was official, I thought it was just a head canon someone made to look like like lore, again sorry
He does have a official dating profile too so it’s not far fetched for that to be true
Nice Pfp Fellow NF fan
I’d bring rampart, valk and mirage, they’ve literally all got voice lines about how hungry they constantly are 😂
You want some porkchops?
“Im starving. I’d sell an ovary for some ramen”
Shop opens soon and I haven't had lunch yet
"Ignore me, i'm hungry, and don't know what i'm saying"
I think octane could eat more than all of them he must burn loads of calories from running around
I’d bring Revenant and Loba to a restaurant to see what would happen.
Revenant would prolly throw a burger at loba and it would escalte to a food fight
@@ayowheredabread7588 I visibly smiled at your comment. Revenant throwing a burger at Loba is a hilarious image that you thought up. I was thinking more of a blood bath after the two insult each other for a few minutes but your idea is definitely better
@@ayowheredabread7588 I think it would be the opposite since Revenant can't eat anyway
@@rafiq6058 well nah maybe hed have a kind if view from his former life, and when he realizes hes still a robot he just yeets the burgir at loba
Nah loba just remembers your parents dieing lol
With loba you don't even have to leave the table. Just toss a boutique by the table and grab everything you need
Smart
That’s unsanitary...
Use the loba ult and steal money from everyones wallets to pay for it
With loba you don't even need to leave for the restaurant
The bad thing about that is u can just take 2 things
Everybody talking about caustic gassing shit and that he’d ruining everything without realising he respects science more than his gas, if you told him cooking was a science he’d probably try to spice up the buffet with interesting ingredients and make it way better
Show him like 3 or 4 Binging with Babish videos suddenly next thing you know caustics main rival is Gordon Ramsay
That or poison you by complete accident if he tries to add riskier ingredients.
It's a hit or miss with him, but probably worth.
He’s probably secretly a master chef
Lifeline and Bangalore are secretly foodies. Lifeline keeping that thickness and Bangalore cause you burn calories like sh!t during military training.
Military food in the navy is amazing
For me it's Gibby because he's a friendly guy and would make it fun, Fuze because he would also be a fun guy to eat with and then Octane because he can run around and get food quickly and because with all of his running he needs his energy
But he is gat
Gibby mirage and fuze...
Very fun trio to have diner with no doubt
Half of Valks voicelines are literally her wanting to eat
I’m bringing Mirage, Octane, and Fuse, I feel like that would be fun
And you know octane would be eating a lot after all that cardio he does
I'd take octane, he'd hurry the chef's up with that stim 😂
chefs already have their own stims usually 😁
I would bring fuze, wraith and maybe revenant, just cause why not, screw loba
Poor Revenant can't even eat he is a sim
@@IdontKnow-lg7wg no, but he my main so can't leave him behind ya know
"please respawn why am i so causthicc i want to be causthin please causthink about it next patch."
Octane def munches with how much he runs
no no- lobs is THE buffet
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@@TWxDubby ?
das right
Octanes metabolism is probably so high that all the food would be burned away instantly
Also those stims probably increase it even more lmao
stimulants decrease apetite he probably goes for weeks without food and sleep lol
Octane, Loba, and Revenant. The last two are just to see what happens. Octane is my main so why not?
Gibby because you know he’s gonna cook something even better mirage because he’s gonna eat all the porkchops caustic because he’s gonna enjoy the food period
Caustic is gonna fucking study the food instead of eat it
My 3
Mirage- He literally could make it look like I'm having a party
Wraith- she's a vibe
Watson- she's wholesome ☺
I'll take a Gibby maybe caustic but for sure in hell I'll take mirage
MIRAGE HE LOVES PORK CHOPS!!!!
Octane, Gibraltar and Caustic. Loba watches her weight 100%.
everyone thinks caustic is fat like gib but caustic actually works out, without his suit he is BUFF
How u not gonna bring mirage dude be talking abt pork chops all the time
Rampart: She has a MINIGUN...
Lifeline: In case somwone is dying...
Valkyrie: She can just fly us all there
He didn't even mention fuse?
Valkyrie, mirage and octane I’m only bringing octane because I feel he’ll be good with the spicy food.
I feel like octane would eat half the buffet
Would bring Mirage, he needs friends :)
I'd probably bring Bloodhound cuz *Y E S* , octane cuz he'd probably be a little inpatient but will at least make the wait fun, and finally pathfinder cuz he always a nice person and... wait robots can't eat uuummm im still taking him 👌😐👍
I’m bringing Loba, vantage, and mirage. Loba for obvious reasons, Vantage seems pretty cool and I want to play with Echo, and mirage is just funny as hell.
I’d bring fuse, gibby, and valkyrie, Fuse would make it funny, gibby would enjoy it and Valkyrie would also be kind of cool
Valkyrie, fuse and Maggie.
Best option for a buffet.
They are all carnivores.
Gibby Newcastle Horizon Gibby and Newcastle are big horizon has a black hole
How would you not pick octane?
Wraith, Valkyrie, Loba.
All the thirst theyd be giving me id need the buffet. Also food rizz 😂
Ummmm… mirage? Pork chops?
Octane, he's the most active so needs the most calories
1. Loba she loves cake
2. Octane for entertainment
3. Mirage so he can eat porkchops
I don’t care who’s on the list but new castle needs to be there the guy is huge and black people have 3 stomachs.
People who would bring mirage ? He loves his pork chops 🥩
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Mirage fuse and rampart
Instead of Caustic I'd say Fuze bc he'd be fun to eat somewhere with
I'd Bring ash and wraith to get that buffet food out the door then bring mirage to distract them as I walk out
It's octane and it's not even close. My man is burning all the calories.
Loba for we can steal all the food, wraith so we can store the food in the interdimension. Last but not least Wattson so she can recook the cold food with her fence.
Valk bro, she always talking about how hungry is.
I’d bring loba, valk and wraith
We’d eat then do the 😏
caustic isnt actually thicc in lore he stuffs his suit with towels n shit to look bigger
Gibby, Mirage, and Caustic
My boi caustic can put the food away. Only the finest cuisine for Alexander Knox.
Ngl, gonna need that Loba fanart chief
Nah nah nah wattson, wattson and wattson boom now thats going to be an ecstatic night
I would bring gibby mirage and fuse 🎉🎉🎉
I’d bring Gibby, Fuse, and Valk. Gibby just seems like the kind of guy to enjoy a good meal (not saying it for other reasons lol). Fuse seems like the kind of crazy people out there that eat nonstop and gain no weight. Valk has lots of lines where she seems super hungry (she offers to sell an overy for some food). Honorable mentions being Rampart, Mirage, and Octane.
Bruh these bots need to their cardgen uno and get out of here
I’m gonna bring octane and get some of that stim🔋
I would bring local, octane, and Gibraltar
Loba no cap she def good at eating at least 6 in 🌶️
Fuse octane and loba
I think it's a fun table
This would be a fun ass group tho lmaoo
Apex knew what they were doing with loba
Id take loba to any event lmao
Rampart, Fuse, Mirage
I'm bringing mirage octane and fuse
Bangalore, Valk, and fuse. Bangalore for the conversation, Valk cause she has the biggest appetite and she can cook and fuse for the beers, he can also hop on the grill and play the guitar.
Mirage be like- “do you guys smell pork chops ?”
U forgot bout Valk u seen that ramen
True question ... Which trio would you take out to party?
Mirage, Octane and Fuse because Octane's a stunt devil mirag can do illusions and fuse seems like a gun guy.
Octane gotta keep his energy up
Mirage, loba and Gibby is the only real option
Why did he say causethicc 😂😂😂😂 he said it 3 times im all for Tony’s humor 😂
We don’t take Loba to buffets. We eat out
Revenant, Pathfinder, and bloodhound
2/3 of you squad can not eat
Nah, I gotta feeling that caustic is absolutely jacked
Mirage Rampart, and Loba!
Double Date!
Yeah!
Gibby, fuse and wattson. They would be a fun trio to go with tbh
The answer for everything is loba
- the apex legends Confucius
Hey tony if you were going fishing which two legends are you gonna take
I would take fuse and valkyrie.
I feel like fuse would enjoy
Loba is the buffet 😏
Tony likes em thiccc
Here me out, I'd take pathfinder, revenant, and bloodhound. I know 2 of them can't eat, but the dynamic would be really fun!
Octane loba and gib
bro lobas a buffet anyways
Im taling lifeline and octane just to see how their relationship would play out because octane isnt THAT crazy outside of the games hes crazy but not that crazy because hes not getting druggee every second
Loba is the buffet
Loba is a buffet
Octane, I’d bet he burns calories like crazy.
i’d take valk gibby and mirage. i just think that would be a fun convo
Valkyrie's always Talking about how hungry she is and that she could eat a leviathan
I would bring valk, she seems really fun at parties, same with fuse and i would bring pathfinder but he cant eat so octane. He would probably eat loads because he burns off loads of calories every game
Oct can definitely eat a lot bros got that high metabolism and can just fucking eat like a bottomless pit
Acting like vantage wouldn’t eat everything on her own
Nah Gibby and causthic would eat the whole thing before you or Loba even get any
Caustthick