7 things Chris Chan has Accomplished that you have not
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- Опубліковано 28 тра 2024
- It’s not a top ten, but a solid 7
7 Things In life Chris Chan has accomplished that you may have not. Is there something here you can’t scratch off the list? Have you been underestimating Chris Chan and Sonichu? - Розваги
I’m a 22 year old autistic woman who is still in college, doesn’t own a car, is out of work, and has never had sex before. The knowledge that Chris has done all this shit before me makes me want to die.
I can change one of those for you... 👀
@Catboy Bob Omb yep! Since I also RUN a car rental, she can get a job!
Honestly you want to be as little like this guy as you can be XD
I'm in the exact same situation
Chris is also constantly harassed online, a horder, and seems to be losing their sanity. So I think you probably are better off than them.
There's at least one other thing Chris has done that I never will
It took me a while until I realized what thing chris did that you wouldn't... and I wouldn't either
Yeah I’ll sadly never get Barb’s sweet china.
I can’t believe it’s already been 7 months, 7 long months that he has been incarcerated.
@@Mortablunt When you said china, i thought you meant some sort of tea set. But then i remember ...now i know exactly what you mean. God have mercy
@@ImaFattyCat I know right
"Chris has sold his art and you haven't" .....You're absolutely right. It stings, but you're correct.
Keep pushing forward and anything is possible, don’t give up
Yeah same, that hit hard ngl XD
Chris hasn't sold his art because it's good, he sold his art because he's Chris. Keep grinding and make sure you keep improving and you'll be good.
uh i suck at art and i get commissions, maybe its cause i draw furry inflation
Jokes on you, I have. 😎
(It was knitting work but whatever).
Tragically and disturbingly the car isn't the only thing Chris has shared with his mom
Lmao 😂
🤣🤮
don’t even think about it
He's beat me in all of these........ but to be fair I'm underage
Chris Chan is permanently underaged
Same
rofl
The only thing I did was sing
You forgot an 8th thing: He's in crippling debt that he'll never pay off with his current spending habits.
And he went to jail and I haven't
Here's a couple more
created a prophetic religion he is the "god" of
·Been catfished multiple times
·Blackmailed/extorted into self harm
·Changed his name three times Christopher-Christian-Christine
Been blacklisted by almost every fandom he was a part of.
*He has sold his art*
... The rest is fine, but that one hurts
At least I got married to another human being and moved out of my parents house... I'm just waiting for Barb to finally pass and see what happens next
Another human? Pfft. Chris is married to a legendary pokemon and 3 superpowered hedgehogs. Beat that!
@Captain Bruh prison saga now
@Captain Bruh a really fucked one yeah?
@Captain Bruh happy birthday
Number 8…you know
agony
He did his mom
8: His mom
DAAAAAAAMMMNN
“Chris Chan is not a Virgin and has had sexual intercourse”
Big Yikes about that one.
Even with these achievements, it’s still not enough to make you wish you were Chris.
I can think of one thing Chris has accomplished that I never will
doin yo--
I wonder 🤔
Barbussy
@@dukenukem69 oh come on bro
Chris has got me beat in the mother-fucking department and I don't really wanna try to outdo him on that one
Aged like raw seafood
You forgot number 8
Now 8 things
Sorry, but Chris can't sing. He might know the lyrics, but his tone is off and he isn't in sync with the music at all. He actually also might be tone deaf, looking at the Liquid-Chris arc. I am also curious to see what difficulty he plays Guitar Hero on.
Mad because he can't sing as well as Chris LOL
@@gamesux420 liquid chris is better
"Chris has sold his art and you haven't"
How sad he didn't do that anymore when dimension merge came.
You’re right, I never did my mother.
One to add... Lol
Boy oh boy, who could’ve thought that there would be at least one more thing...
I don’t think getting arrested is something one should strive to accomplish 😂
there is another...
Tbh sex isn't much of an achievement when you can so easily get it if you know where to look and if you're into that sort of thing and Chris is a literal sexual predator, not on the same level of achievement as getting a boyfriend/girlfriend which Chris will never have besides his mom
add another, get arrested for sexually abusing his mother.
chris chan learned to drive so he could be the ultimate karen and commit hit & run the manager of the game place, micheal schinider
Holy shit hes living the life
Number 8: ...
Christian showed me that college doesn't mean shit
*Community college
tfw chris chan has more motivation than you
How is that even possible? Do you not get out of bed in the morning?
@@alexbaribeault I just have no motivation to even write the book/comic I've been hyperfixated on for four years yet Chris is out here with like 13 issues of Sonichu. It pains me to no end. :P
@@the.maelstrom what book, also sonichu sucks
Chris drank shots, went to Ohio, and did some lottery tickets. Best Life ever.
2:51 Now that hit me hard
Update: I'm good now (:
He has me beat everywhere but driving and singing
I have an iq of 5000000, so I can easily pass cool leg, I played Forza so I can drive, I lost my virginity to my hand, and I got killed by cops in gta.
Never thought I'd ever actually envy Chris Chan in any way, but here I am
(Edit for clarification: college and art)
Chris Is a Jack of All Trades, He is the proof god is real for the sheer luck he has.
*JULIE!*
Ween!
I doth believe it is pronounced “Julaaaaayyy!!”
IM COMING FOR YOU JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
The fact that he had a bowl cut in college kills me
Well, time to go and do the things he's done that I haven't.
On a completely unrelated note; someone wanna buy some art?
Chris has more platinum trophies than me on psn. Kudos!
Like Little adventure on the prairie counts as a valid platinum
He also lost A LOT of weight since he was sent behind bars
Lel
There are now 8 things that I haven't done.
Thank you
You are welcome
I love this video because it keeps me humble
Chris is a lot more pleasant and accomplished then people give him credit for.
A lot more pleasant? Yes, I'm sure that's why he has been able to hold on to so many friends over the years.
Can’t forget that Chris is autistic, a hard disability that takes away the simple actions of interacting normally with other people. It’s a reason why I don’t like to punch at him to hardly in videos. I take Chris for what he is, an entertaining person.
@@ImaFattyCat Chris is extremely entertaining, from a distance. I would also argue Chris ego, sense of entitlement, and laziness are the main factors for him not succeeding. There are far too many people who have his condition, and I would argue comparably as his as well that are very successful in life (i.e. Anthony Hopkins, and the guy who came up with Pokemon). He did not exactly have the best home life either I'll give him that
I would suspect severe autism isn’t the only thing wrong with Chris today(his rants on dimensional merges and sonichu being real, it’s getting creepy). To be fair, Chris isn’t as famous as Anthony Hopkins, but he is famous. Autistically famous.
@@ImaFattyCat while I do agree that him being autistic is part of it, hes not the best kind of person period. I know a few autistic people and I even have a friend that's autistic who was a classmate in high school, and while they have their odd stuff, they're not you like Chris. Chris was kind of rewarded for his shitty behavior by attention and even money, which made chris have quite a bit of an ego and well, you know, made Chris be what Chris is today, marvelously entertaining
I'm sad now.
talking to chicks is one thing and the other thing is another, DAMNIT
Thid video single handedly raised the suicide death rate
Damn man, you really put things into perspective for me. Awesome video! Hope you do more on this fashion
It’s all for good fun, I appreciate the kind words.
The only two things I can say I have done on this list are learned to drive a car and sold artwork. I don't feel bad about not doing the other 5 seeing as Chris did that thing, yeah that thing...
This video called me the hell out
Chris Chan is the luckiest and unluckiest boy (girl) at the same time.
Chris Chan definitely can't sing, unless he was being ironic. In order to sing, you have to have range, proper training and the ability to memorize lyrics (which obviously he cannot). He sings just as well as any drunk at a karaoke bar.
It's sad this guy knows how to drive a car and I'm 15 and can barely drive one.
I'm 19 and I haven't touched a steering wheel in my whole life.
@@wiop4378 Im also 19 and haven't touched a steering wheel in my life
Five out of seven ain't bad. I'm on my way to being the next Chris Chan!
There's something else Chris has done that I haven't and I'm totally okay with never doing that one.
Which five?
One thing he don't do is fold his shirt collar
Damn this is depressing
Well, guess what? It get worse.
I can drive a car and I can sing. So I'm pretty satisfied.
the one thing Chris have Accomplished that I haven't it's been a internet degenerate. so yeah Chris can have it and enjoy this.
Your a monster
1. I did graduate college with a bachelor’s in less Time than it took Chris to get an associate’s
2. I’ve been driving since 2018
3. I don’t make art so no need to sell it
4. I’ve appeared on tv before.
5. I can’t sing well but neither can Chris. Just because he sang before doesn’t mean he’s good.
6. I’m not a virgin, and unlike Chris I didn’t need a prostitute or my own mother.
7. Proud to say I haven’t had this happen to me.
Bro why r u unironically comparing yourself with Chris chan.
1. Didn't graduate
2. Can't drive but tried, I was put off by how badly I did
3. I used to make art, I was commissioned once
4. Appeared on tv in the background once
5. I can't sing but I'm better than Chris
6. I'm asexual
7. I actually have been falsely accused by the police for a crime I didn't commit and nearly got thrown in jail
That's 4 out of 7
@@greenghoul157>comparing yourself to an autistic man child
Cap.
I'm 19 years younger than Chris and still have yet to do most of these things lol
Don't inflate his ego
I'm sorry, but I can drive, I can sing, and I was on TV albeit only once.
Me five minutes ago: haha what a loser
Me now: damn
All of this but the art and the news. I need to reevaluate things
Otw back from seeing my PO for some dumb shit and been to jail for something a lil more serious but it’s not what he went to jail for mine was just a fight that turned bad, no deaths just it went a lil over board and I’ve learned from my mistakes easily after that
I'm pretty sure a couple people accomplished graduating college, learning how drive, selling art, and all the stuff you listed.
Yes
most of these were because of either bob or online supporters. like kiwi farms members and null told chris how to monitize and take commisons on art, and bob made him get a degree and drive.
everything else, like tv apperence, viriginity losing and being arrested were all accomplishments of chris.
I was hoping a video of liquid Chris would be put in for singing talent, nevertheless, I think my achievements outshine Chris’. I have sold my own artwork before, all it really comes down to is marketing. If you pitch something right, you can sell anything.
that last words...😐
update: i can’t even begin to explain
idky i tapped this and was surprised that it hurt my feelings. like i deadass did this to myself
autistic enlightenment
Chris did something else after you made this video
OMG where is that music from?
0:55 *shared
At least Chris can't FIX a car himself. I can. Or at least, am learning. But to fix a problem one must DIAGNOSE it.
It’s hard to graduate from college and get a license at 15 okay…
Chris can and has driven. I'm 29 and still don't know how to drive
bro, im 17, how am i supposed to be at college without being a gifted kid?
I have sold art
Don't forget he's also played the lottery and been to Ohio
girls love bad bois
Nice guys finish last.
@@ImaFattyCat chris is an alpha tbh
Now I need 7 things that Doomentio has done and you don't
4:20 that’s not the only thing to happen on September 11…
but at what cost
Yes. But at what cost?
How to ruin your self esteem in just a few minutes:
1. Watch this video
First
@@ImaFattyCat ??
I can drive and have sold my art to my friend for his twitch channel...
You can add another horrible, awful, nasty thing with his mom to that list.
God dammit.
In august 1: chris was arrested to do an alleged incest with his elder mother. The things Chris it’s his business, not ours.
This video feels targeted
I've had sex, drive, graduated at a trade school and have been arrested and charged with misdemeanor for possession of marijuana as a teen. I can give chris a run for his money
Bang your mom and find out bro
@@ImaFattyCat ew, yeah I'm not Chris chan. I'm just happy I'm not the poor bastard less "skilled" than him
did you go to jail? lol
@@creatingvideostobreakmyspe6049 yeah, but jail was pretty chill, I was in a small county jail that had TV so I mostly watched spongebob and nature documentaries with my cellmate. Was only in for like a month and did community service with no criminal record.
I wanna go to america and steal Chris chans license plate what's he gonna do come get it's his ass can't afford a flygt
There is another one he did that I never will which its calling himself "Jesus Christ of Nazareth"
I wish I was arrested
$12,000 DOLLARS!!?? 1:25
This video just goes to show you that no, your knowledge isn't just a piece of the puzzle and that everyone secretly knows the rest and is smarter than you.
Rather, everyone is a piece of the puzzle with their different knowledge and experiences...no matter who the person is.
Too deep for a Chris chan video? Thought so lol