I like to imagine someone accidentally coming across one of these smut novels with all the little notes and highlighted sentences, like it's a piece of classic literature being studied by an English major.
Not a English major, just a depressed high school student taking language & literature, journalism, creative writing and philosophy but I shall also be doing this around the English department, and maybe the sports department to annoy the eshays
"why was she at a sex dungeon? I understand why he was there, he is a dominant daddy, but she's a GRAD STUDENT!" i am dying. also, your reenactment of her dancing is top tier!
I did costumes for a play where an adult actress played a child in a school uniform and after the play the actress's husband asked if they could take the costume home with them and then winked at me. I meant to say "sorry, I have to catalog and pack these costumes, you can't take them home" but instead what I said was an involuntary "UGH"
I can top that(omg no pun intended whatsoever). When I was an actual catholic schoolgirl, my babysitter borrowed my uniform because her boyfriend asked her to. I was like ten and didn’t really think about it, was like yeah take the damn thing, I hate that stupid skirt. She never returned it and years later I realized why they wanted it. I was fucking grateful I didn’t get it back. Still felt violated by the whole situation tho. Perverts. Perverts as far as the eye can see.
kitty jones, but she's an undercover therapist and all of her raunchy smut novels gradually but often suddenly transition into transcripts of cognitive behavioral therapy sessions
I was so curious about our queen Kitty Jones so I did a research about other books that she wrote and I discovered that this woman has actually a OBSESSION with lesbians and lots of books about it. So in name of representation I ask you master Caleb to review one of those.
As a woman of Culture™️, I recognize the reference to Jamie Lee Curtis’s striptease in True Lies. I don’t, however, understand why the f*ck the author is referencing a movie that’s older than the protagonist.
@Rach I mean, it's the only one she ever did in her entire film career. And it's a very memorable scene! Like, after I discovered the scene, I saw Jamie Lee Curtis in a whole new light
@Rach It’s THE most memorable part of that entire movie. Like, if you’ve seen True Lies, the image of middle-aged Jamie Lee Curtis being unabashedly sexy is gonna be indelibly etched in your brain.
OMG after Caleb reacting to a mention of character with his name, I NEED him to read a book with the MC has his name and he compares what they do to the book versus how he is in real life! 😂
Oh 😂 my goodness, Caleb! I am crying from laughing so hard 😅! Your review of this ridiculous story is so entertaining and so hilarious! I especially like that you interspersed those funny commercials while reading us the dialogue. You are a book reviewing and video creating humorous genius!
An author being allergic to the word said is an immediate red flag for me, characters shouldn’t be murmuring, purring and whispering all over the place
This may not be the best video to leave this comment on, but I genuinely think that you are one of the greatest creators on this platform. You are a genius.
I said "I shaved" all proud of myself and sexy-like after a man told me my legs were soft before realizing a. Duh And b. I just admitted that I frequently don't 🤦🔫💀
I've had a really long week at work, but this video has made me laugh so much, so thanks, Caleb! But sidenote: in that context, the talk of whether or not her actual father used to pamper her made me feel ILL, like why are you talking about her dad just after putting your hand between her legs and asking to spank her 🤢
Girl, if you think is dangerous why did you sign a contract to have him dom you, i thought you were both supposed to enjoy yourselves how can you do that when you’re scared of him
@@ultravioletpisces3666 to me personally, there is no boner-killer quite like feeling scared, but tbh, since writing this dumbass comment I’ve come to terms with a lot of my own weirder proclivities and I do not have a leg to stand on here. So, consider this my formal apology to Heather and this author
That Jamie Lee Curtis reference REALLY dated this author--Jamie had a super hot strip tease scene in a movie like 30 years ago that was decently big pop culture moment
I think when she mentions Jamie Lee Curtis she's referencing a sexually-charged workout scene from the 1985 movie _Perfect_ - which is not a reference most people reading this book would immediately think of, I think 😅
you call it nasty, but honestly the fact that he cared so much about her emotional state seems very sweet to me, and the fact that he was so obviously into her in a respectful way… idk i like that. i mean the bar is straight-into-hell low, but I appreciate a lot of the small details in this book. He’s a dominant, but he’s not aggressive or abusive even. he’s just a dom, and that’s it. good for them
5:02 This is not really nasty, as much as it is very, very kinky. For many submissives, not being punished is essentially making the roleplay redundant haha
I love your videos, you just never fail to be iconic EDIT: also please keep reading the shitty Amazon romance books written by soccer moms. Like this needs to be a lengthy ongoing series.
another hilarious video!! i'm so hype whenever you upload. and i agree with you about ageplay -- some kinks should definitely be looked at with a critical eye.
this video is the first thing i smiled at (and even laughed at) all day. you're so funny, thank you anyway, take a shot every time "that's what i call nasty" appears on the screen
Jamie Lee Curtis has a scene in the movie True Lies when she strip dances for Arnold Schwarzenegger. The movie came out in 1994, so you can tell who is the target demographic for this book.
I swear I've never clicked on a video this fast. I think I almost know all your bad books videos by heart, I just love your humor so much. Big fan, thank you for your service reading these!
About the age play thing: it is a possible coping mechanism for child sexual abuse. Obviously that doesn’t apply to all age play, nor do I think many child sexual abuse survivors would like to be associated with the “kink”, but there are certain survivors who use it to take back control in (an) unconsensual and exploitative encounter(s) in their childhood(s) by recreating the circumstances of the abuse. _However_ this requires a massive amount of consent and trust between both parties, and obviously people who use this “kink” to fantasize about doing these things to actual children is nasty af and criminal behavior. I’m just pointing out one of the few valid reasons that age play exists, because I think stigmatizing sexual abuse survivors and their methods of coping is even more harmful, even if others don’t understand it. The main point of emphasis is trust, healthy emotional processing, and of course, no actual attraction to children. Sorry for leaving a serious comment, I just felt the need to say that.
I don't know why but a daddy dom named Peter is so fucking funny to me.
IFKR
Peter Griffin 😩
@@molluscumlore fr I thought of him 😂
sqme lmaoo
_B-but P-Petah..._
“Good girl”
HOLD ON A SECOND
*checks book cover*
I THOUGHT SHE WAS BAD
💀 ikr
It's interesting how many women are really really into being called a good girl.
@@TacticusPrime judging from tumblr fanfiction: a lot
*plays Now That’s What I Call Nasty theme on Piano*
@@TacticusPrime i know right? Especially the bad girls
i'm high right now and thought jack edwards posted this video and was so confused
Never change Cindy😆
lmao i love u cindy
This is why I love you Cindy
Jack really said “So Jane Eyre laid bare opened my eyes and I needed more bad creepy smut”
HAHAHAHHAHH
I’m just… so flabbergasted at the pacing of this novel. It… happens in one night? And it’s… it’s a whole… book? Honestly that’s impressive.
Fr I was confused 🤣
“Orlando”… but naughtier. :)
@@plutoxxx2506 lmao I was thinking about that
I like to imagine someone accidentally coming across one of these smut novels with all the little notes and highlighted sentences, like it's a piece of classic literature being studied by an English major.
that's so funny
aliens when they discover this text:
So fun fact: I'm an English major. I will be doing this and leaving them around my campus now
Not a English major, just a depressed high school student taking language & literature, journalism, creative writing and philosophy but I shall also be doing this around the English department, and maybe the sports department to annoy the eshays
These videos are funnier if you imagine Caleb is an alien who is trying to learn about human sex through these terrible books.
So that's why he said- "pounded to another dimension"...
OMG you're a genius 🤣
Now that would be an interesting book
Can anyone make this a reality. And make it a romcom please AHAHAHA
I’m imagining this now and holy shit
we went from bad boys to bad girls… im loving our feminist arc
Transition arc? 🏳️⚧️
In Kitty Jones' universe all the women are grad students. Probably for the empowerment
I'm screaming, _stop_
As a former grad student, I can attest that a lot of us do be naughty. 💀🤣
That cover just screams misogyny. I'm sorry you had to read a bad book so we won't have to
Lmao
@@MagisterialVoyager Same here - dissertation by day, dungeon by night
"why was she at a sex dungeon? I understand why he was there, he is a dominant daddy, but she's a GRAD STUDENT!" i am dying. also, your reenactment of her dancing is top tier!
I did costumes for a play where an adult actress played a child in a school uniform and after the play the actress's husband asked if they could take the costume home with them and then winked at me. I meant to say "sorry, I have to catalog and pack these costumes, you can't take them home" but instead what I said was an involuntary "UGH"
that is so disgusting omg
Thats the correct response
I would have just made a face of shock. No words, only shock.
oh boy, i read “adult actress” as ahem ✨an adult entertainer✨ and wondered what kind of play was happening here
I can top that(omg no pun intended whatsoever). When I was an actual catholic schoolgirl, my babysitter borrowed my uniform because her boyfriend asked her to. I was like ten and didn’t really think about it, was like yeah take the damn thing, I hate that stupid skirt. She never returned it and years later I realized why they wanted it. I was fucking grateful I didn’t get it back. Still felt violated by the whole situation tho. Perverts. Perverts as far as the eye can see.
I fucking lost it at the tea party. And then she hid under the bed. I can't believe this isn't a parody. It has to. Right? RIGHT???
kitty jones, but she's an undercover therapist and all of her raunchy smut novels gradually but often suddenly transition into transcripts of cognitive behavioral therapy sessions
LAMSOAOAOA
When she was doing research for her smut she saw cbt and thought it meant cognitive behavioral therapy
IM ACTUALLY CRYING THIS IS SO FUNNY
Ngl, when the word 'pamper' started getting thrown around I was worried they were going to break out diapers and I was not ready for that.
Me too. 😅
EXACTLY lmao
Yes, the most unrealistic part of this book is a grad student having time for a s-- dungeon. Or for any kind of life at all outside of school.
im always bewildered by college students who are out here having constant one night stands WHERE DO YOU FIND THE TIME
Thank you for pampering us with this video Master Caleb
I second that
This comment made me choke on my drink
Lmfaoooooo
Horrible
Bestie- 💀
I was so curious about our queen Kitty Jones so I did a research about other books that she wrote and I discovered that this woman has actually a OBSESSION with lesbians and lots of books about it. So in name of representation I ask you master Caleb to review one of those.
Yasss we love our bisexual queen
She has a book called "Beauty and the Lesbian Beast." I recommend you read that next.
That title alone
Is this fr?? Beauty and the lesbian beast what?? 💀
🧍…
is this a real book
it's probably about bestiality
Caleb's genuine horror over the pig squealing had me absolutely cracking up, this was a wild ride lmao
As a woman of Culture™️, I recognize the reference to Jamie Lee Curtis’s striptease in True Lies. I don’t, however, understand why the f*ck the author is referencing a movie that’s older than the protagonist.
Agreed. I'm older than Caleb or the protagonist of this book, and I didn't even know this movie *existed* until I was in college.
I would have said Demi Moore from Striptease....even though its just as old a reference.
I got the True Lies reference, but the activia bit was more accurate for this cursed book tbh.
@Rach I mean, it's the only one she ever did in her entire film career. And it's a very memorable scene! Like, after I discovered the scene, I saw Jamie Lee Curtis in a whole new light
@Rach It’s THE most memorable part of that entire movie. Like, if you’ve seen True Lies, the image of middle-aged Jamie Lee Curtis being unabashedly sexy is gonna be indelibly etched in your brain.
OMG after Caleb reacting to a mention of character with his name, I NEED him to read a book with the MC has his name and he compares what they do to the book versus how he is in real life! 😂
The Infinite Noise
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I rewatched the Christmas bad boy video yesterday so I’m absolutely claiming the credit for ✨manifesting✨ this masterpiece
Thanks boo 🥰
Manifestation tings
Thank you for your service
Oh 😂 my goodness, Caleb! I am crying from laughing so hard 😅! Your review of this ridiculous story is so entertaining and so hilarious! I especially like that you interspersed those funny commercials while reading us the dialogue. You are a book reviewing and video creating humorous genius!
Thank you for carrying the community
“YEAST YEAST, is someone making bread?” has me cryinggg laughing
At this point, I believe Kitty Jones is a mythical creature lmao
That Jamie Lee Curtis section took an unexpected turn.
An author being allergic to the word said is an immediate red flag for me, characters shouldn’t be murmuring, purring and whispering all over the place
"YEAST! YEAST! Is somebody baking bread?!"....the way I SCREAMED.....
so basically if caleb had a submissive he wouldn’t punish them ✍️
This author deserves a date with that Bible verse paddle
Lmaoo this took me OUT
This may not be the best video to leave this comment on, but I genuinely think that you are one of the greatest creators on this platform. You are a genius.
Not 7:30 where I thought he was summarizing the chapter intro and the reading is EXACTLY what was said 💀💀💀 I CANT!!!
Your impressions of the dialogue HAD ME ON THE FLOOR
The painful thing is that I have genuinely said “i moisturize” in response to somebody saying my skin was soft 😂
Same. The worst thing is I literally said that to my boyfriend 😭😭
I said "I shaved" all proud of myself and sexy-like after a man told me my legs were soft before realizing a. Duh And b. I just admitted that I frequently don't 🤦🔫💀
the squealing genuinely had me bowed over with laughter this is so sinister
OMG CALEB YOU'RE BACK AKFHAFHSHD my day instantly made
My night instantly made (it's midnight here lol)
When the world needed him most, he returned
CALEB MAKING ANOTHER SMUT BOOK VIDEO. THE WORLD IS HEALING
The "now that's what I call nasty" clip made me wheeze everytime. That's way more funny than it should be.
the amount of times caleb gets the wrong idea about what noises a character makes is astronomical
Caleb: I promise I don’t have a submissive and I wouldn’t punish them
Also Caleb: *spanks his UA-cam audience*
these books are always the same but somehow watching you tear them apart is so fun 💀
"She's gonna get pounded into another dimension" IM DONE 😭 😭
Gasp! A bad girl and not a bad boy?????? Scandalous
this is literally written the exact same way wattpad smut is written by 14 year olds
Everyone should subscribe for this channel for that opening line alone.
my cat was napping next to me, but i started laughing so hard she had to leave my bed and go to hers
Maybe the real bad girls were the dom daddies we made along the way
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I've had a really long week at work, but this video has made me laugh so much, so thanks, Caleb! But sidenote: in that context, the talk of whether or not her actual father used to pamper her made me feel ILL, like why are you talking about her dad just after putting your hand between her legs and asking to spank her 🤢
Girl, if you think is dangerous why did you sign a contract to have him dom you, i thought you were both supposed to enjoy yourselves how can you do that when you’re scared of him
Because she enjoys danger
@@ultravioletpisces3666
to me personally, there is no boner-killer quite like feeling scared, but tbh, since writing this dumbass comment I’ve come to terms with a lot of my own weirder proclivities and I do not have a leg to stand on here. So, consider this my formal apology to Heather and this author
i could not stop laughing when “master caleb” showed up
Each new "now that's what I call nasty" has me loosing my mind
Caleb’s sense of humour is always such a treat 😂
These type of videos from Caleb always have me laughing so hard??? This book was a mess!
That Jamie Lee Curtis reference REALLY dated this author--Jamie had a super hot strip tease scene in a movie like 30 years ago that was decently big pop culture moment
At around 5:57 I didn't catch the "I rise, standing quickly" and just imagined her fucking doing the Pluto dance from mickey mouse clubhouse 😭
i was painting my nails while watching this and got nail polish everywhere from laughing too hard 💀
Welcome back, Caleb! It’s refreshing to see your adorable face and hear your sassy voice again!💕
11:27 “after this im actually really excited for my future in….. submissive.” *questions all life choices* aljdksjdks
I’m not gonna lie as a kinkster this shit is accurate but yeah it’s so poorly written that it just makes us look weird 😭
I hope this comes out as an audiobook! Come to think of it, Caleb would be a great narrator for this book. Or any of the books he reviews!!!!!
Thank god Caleb is baaaack!
I think when she mentions Jamie Lee Curtis she's referencing a sexually-charged workout scene from the 1985 movie _Perfect_ - which is not a reference most people reading this book would immediately think of, I think 😅
Nope. We would have thought of the strip-tease she did in True Lies.
I read Doom Daddy and was expecting a horror story...
Edit: Actually... I wasn't that far off
That bath scene sounds like a great way to get a yeast infection.
I judge women who act like children for their creepy men.
the way I SPRINTED to show my sister you posted I- 🏃🏼♀️🏃🏼♀️💨
just had my first ever job interview and forgot my name when they asked for it, but hey, at least i didn't hide under my bed in shame
Oh, age play is definitely 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
you call it nasty, but honestly the fact that he cared so much about her emotional state seems very sweet to me, and the fact that he was so obviously into her in a respectful way… idk i like that. i mean the bar is straight-into-hell low, but I appreciate a lot of the small details in this book. He’s a dominant, but he’s not aggressive or abusive even. he’s just a dom, and that’s it. good for them
Aw that's a sweet way to view it
"Master Caleb? is this book about me??" made me burst out laughing
5:02 This is not really nasty, as much as it is very, very kinky. For many submissives, not being punished is essentially making the roleplay redundant haha
The way this man makes me laugh and cringe at the same time i love it
I just found your channel and i am DYING laughing so hard. I want more 😂
This title got me in a chokehold…When I say I dropped everything to watch this I mean it😭😭
Your book reviews are my favorite book reviews ever.
So being a sub is like therapy with benefits?
Exactly lmao
As a sub yes it’s exactly that
just to clarify, (just like with fifty shades of grey), this is not an accurate representation of bdsm
I love your videos, you just never fail to be iconic
EDIT: also please keep reading the shitty Amazon romance books written by soccer moms. Like this needs to be a lengthy ongoing series.
I have never laughed and thrown up at the same time. This book got me close to it though.
10:18 the fact that she only dated girls caught me so off guard 😭😭
the representation we... um... deserve...?
another hilarious video!! i'm so hype whenever you upload. and i agree with you about ageplay -- some kinks should definitely be looked at with a critical eye.
"i guess i do understand some of the appeal of like - no, i don't."
please never stop uploading these, this just made my entire week
Omg. I cackled. I cried. I brayed like a donkey.
Bravissimo! You, sir, are an artist of throwing shade at smut.
I would not be surprised if this is like a 50 shades of gray situation and this was originally a fanfiction
The whole squealing fiasco made me die of laughter. I can't---
this video is the first thing i smiled at (and even laughed at) all day. you're so funny, thank you
anyway, take a shot every time "that's what i call nasty" appears on the screen
I can’t stop looking in that mirror
Master Caleb is the real plot twist
Jamie Lee Curtis has a scene in the movie True Lies when she strip dances for Arnold Schwarzenegger. The movie came out in 1994, so you can tell who is the target demographic for this book.
the way i started laughing hysterically when you got to the "master caleb" part
"Dom Daddy" implies that "Sub Daddies" exist.
The King has returned 🙌🏼 finally quality content
MY NAME IS PETER AND I FIND HAVING THE SAME NAME AS THIS DOMINANT BAD BOY YEE HAW GRR RAWR MAN ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS FOR NO REASON.
I swear I've never clicked on a video this fast. I think I almost know all your bad books videos by heart, I just love your humor so much. Big fan, thank you for your service reading these!
I thought I took today off to binge watch Heartstopper, but now I’m going to say I took it off because of this video upload.
About the age play thing: it is a possible coping mechanism for child sexual abuse. Obviously that doesn’t apply to all age play, nor do I think many child sexual abuse survivors would like to be associated with the “kink”, but there are certain survivors who use it to take back control in (an) unconsensual and exploitative encounter(s) in their childhood(s) by recreating the circumstances of the abuse. _However_ this requires a massive amount of consent and trust between both parties, and obviously people who use this “kink” to fantasize about doing these things to actual children is nasty af and criminal behavior. I’m just pointing out one of the few valid reasons that age play exists, because I think stigmatizing sexual abuse survivors and their methods of coping is even more harmful, even if others don’t understand it. The main point of emphasis is trust, healthy emotional processing, and of course, no actual attraction to children. Sorry for leaving a serious comment, I just felt the need to say that.
Nah that shit's still creepy asf.
oh my god i miss u shitting on these books like these 😭
Caleb, I desperately want to know your take on that blackmailed one. I'm sure it's a disaster.
I cant get enough of the NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL NASTY interlude and i spit my coffee out when you used the word peepee 😭😂
The end took me out 😂😂😂
was having kinda a not awesome day, immediately cheered up when i saw that you've uploaded! love your content