Weapons Made for God: 5 Unexplained Ancient Weapons from the Crusades

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  • @JohnPittaway
    @JohnPittaway 9 місяців тому +10

    A nicely made piece of work. Well done. Did you know that the original name of that nefarious Middle Eastern mob was Hashishin (I think I spelled it right), which translated roughly to "eaters of hashish". The story goes that they were fed large quantities of hashish, and along with some kind of mind control "therapy" (brain washing?) it would turn them into half crazed maniacs who were so hell bent on completing their mission that only death would stop them. It's from their name we get the word "assassin".

    • @johnbutler6886
      @johnbutler6886 4 місяці тому +1

      I love when someone writes a comment with Facts about the contents of the video. ❤️

    • @aniburns329
      @aniburns329 15 днів тому

      Yes! Where we got the word assassin from apparently, after these hash addicted professional killers that weren't allowed to spill blood so instead they used to strangle people with silk scarves.

    • @seannewberry3520
      @seannewberry3520 3 дні тому

      That’s some fire hashish! I feel like THE promise Of eternal paradise And 72 virgins would have been more motivation without numbing their system. Hard To assassin when sleepy And with munchies. Different time i guess

  • @jamesmorss9940
    @jamesmorss9940 11 місяців тому +197

    Holy hand grenade?

    • @Dark5AncientMysteries
      @Dark5AncientMysteries  11 місяців тому +26

      Basically...

    • @CameronHuff
      @CameronHuff 11 місяців тому +24

      That was my thought as well. I hope no one every counted to 5 before throwing it.

    • @jamesmorss9940
      @jamesmorss9940 11 місяців тому +6

      @@Dark5AncientMysteries Do the pre dynastic granite vases!

    • @nk6studios
      @nk6studios 11 місяців тому +10

      this comment gave me worms. lol. best comment of the day.

    • @ShopFloorMonkey
      @ShopFloorMonkey 11 місяців тому +16

      @@CameronHuff Three, Sir!

  • @nickschulte3915
    @nickschulte3915 11 місяців тому +70

    These hand grenades, were any found in Antioch, by chance? And would one have to count to 3 or 5 before throwing them?

    • @alexsmart5452
      @alexsmart5452 11 місяців тому +18

      First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
      damn, damn you, you beat me too, it.

    • @comfortablynumb9342
      @comfortablynumb9342 11 місяців тому +1

      I'm guessing they had a fuse like fireworks.

    • @mountainholler290
      @mountainholler290 11 місяців тому +7

      The Monty Python references are going to be Legion ! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @justanotheroglesby2847
      @justanotheroglesby2847 11 місяців тому +5

      @@alexsmart5452what I came for.

    • @capnjackgallows3204
      @capnjackgallows3204 11 місяців тому +5

      ​@@alexsmart5452you need a fucking award remembering that quote so well!! Love it .........NEE

  • @xXDaReasonXx
    @xXDaReasonXx 9 місяців тому +3

    Very cool about the assassins, and what was the inspiration for the good AC games. The first 4.

  • @davidc6510
    @davidc6510 11 місяців тому +5

    Another great update. thanks for sharing.

  • @i_dont_live_here
    @i_dont_live_here 11 місяців тому +4

    Excellent content again!

  • @danalombardijr5563
    @danalombardijr5563 10 місяців тому +6

    Yes yes, the holy hand grenade of Antioch, the one brother manyard carries with him!!

  • @matthewwriter9539
    @matthewwriter9539 10 місяців тому +2

    "What does God need with Human weapons?" - Mirror universe Captain Kirk

  • @moparsatnv
    @moparsatnv 11 місяців тому +10

    Always great videos! Thank you for all of your efforts. 🎉

  • @InfraRedNeck
    @InfraRedNeck 11 місяців тому +14

    And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once at the number three, being the third number be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

  • @kmatcyk
    @kmatcyk 11 місяців тому +13

    You are the man. Thank you! Loving the ancient / alternate history styles

  • @landonpotts6815
    @landonpotts6815 11 місяців тому +5

    Great job on this video.

  • @ericthomas5670
    @ericthomas5670 11 місяців тому +5

    Like the new graphics to each story

  • @Maldoror200
    @Maldoror200 11 місяців тому +3

    💀..My dear Narrator, but, how could such a formidable chain be effectively erected..??..AND, Yours is, Truly, Thee most Intriguing, Fascinating, and Consistently Captivating UA-cam channel I am aware of..Thanks Brother..more power to ya..!!

    • @BrockMcGuill
      @BrockMcGuill 9 місяців тому

      Same as Tyrion did in Game of thrones book, not show.

  • @LiveFreeOrDie2A
    @LiveFreeOrDie2A 11 місяців тому +2

    YEEEEEESSSS… My FAVORITE CHANNEL (tied with Dark5 og channel) to see “new” video drop

  • @laurelsilberman5705
    @laurelsilberman5705 Місяць тому +1

    Can you imagine trying to have a normal sword fight and the other guy has an ulfbert steel sword? It would be like encountering a lightsaber.

  • @takohamoolsen2486
    @takohamoolsen2486 11 місяців тому +7

    Around 1316, Pope John XXII had sent a group of Dominicans, who were heavily armed, down to Ethiopia to find a Patriarch who was a valid claimant to the Papal succession. This Patriarch was Prester John. I believe that the word was put out that he was a mythical figure, so that he could not be elected to the Papacy.

  • @pedenmk
    @pedenmk 11 місяців тому

    Thanks for sharing. This is a great channel. Always interesting.

  • @DudleyCreekStudio
    @DudleyCreekStudio 11 місяців тому +2

    Have you done a vid on Sumarian 'handbags'?

  • @rrdrozone830
    @rrdrozone830 11 місяців тому +9

    Mythbusters had ab episode explaining greek fire. They researched it and figured out the recipe. The found it through old books I believe.

    • @anthonymctigue4206
      @anthonymctigue4206 11 місяців тому

      Antique napalm !!! probably had some form of animal fat or oil init to make it stick and continue to burn 🧐

    • @jweezy8645
      @jweezy8645 11 місяців тому

      No

  • @Akuroxradio
    @Akuroxradio 11 місяців тому +1

    awesome channel from the dark5 team !

  • @KENTSCOBRAJET
    @KENTSCOBRAJET 11 місяців тому +2

    Love it, more Templer history.

  • @darrencorrigan8505
    @darrencorrigan8505 11 місяців тому

    Thanks, Dark5 Ancient Mysteries.

  • @ronaldgoff6201
    @ronaldgoff6201 11 місяців тому +2

    First time watching one of your episodes, and I scrambled to hit subscribe at the end before it went off screen! Lol 😂

  • @hypercomms2001
    @hypercomms2001 11 місяців тому +4

    02:58 "Brother John, Bring out the Holy Hand grenade of Jerusalem!!"

    • @markvoelker6620
      @markvoelker6620 11 місяців тому

      Pie Jesu domine, dona eis requiem!
      Pie Jesu domine, dona eis requirm!
      Um …. How does it … work?

    • @hypercomms2001
      @hypercomms2001 11 місяців тому +1

      @@markvoelker6620 gratias tibi!

    • @markvoelker6620
      @markvoelker6620 11 місяців тому

      @@hypercomms2001 tu es grata!

  • @pikaboubou
    @pikaboubou 11 місяців тому +8

    That last bit had me totally reminicing Assassin's creed and now I want to replay the first game 😂

  • @johnlamesa4223
    @johnlamesa4223 2 місяці тому

    Crazy stuff man.

  • @brianthesnail3815
    @brianthesnail3815 11 місяців тому +1

    Surely Greek Fire must be based on phosphorous although potentially based on some kind of crude oil discovered close to the surface in the Middle East. The fact it floated on water and could be pumped under pressure as a jet suggests as such?

  • @Demothean
    @Demothean 11 місяців тому

    I love this channel

  • @scottpeters5624
    @scottpeters5624 11 місяців тому +2

    Old news,, I remember monty python killing a vicious rabbit with a said holy hand Grenade,,

  • @russgarthwaite4566
    @russgarthwaite4566 11 місяців тому

    Really good video thankyou

  • @justanotherfella4585
    @justanotherfella4585 11 місяців тому +1

    11:21 One of the early recorded use of hashish I believe.

  • @haitch2676
    @haitch2676 11 місяців тому +2

    Ah, the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!

  • @Joseph-z7s3b
    @Joseph-z7s3b 11 місяців тому +3

    Love this episode, but the oldest, deadliest weapon was left out... getting "cropdusted" by the Silent But Deadly.

    • @footrot17
      @footrot17 11 місяців тому +2

      Silent but violent. Yours doesn't rhyme

    • @Joseph-z7s3b
      @Joseph-z7s3b 11 місяців тому +1

      @@footrot17 It doesn't rhyme because although it is the season, I have no reason.

  • @kirkgoshert7876
    @kirkgoshert7876 10 місяців тому +1

    this was OK once i muted it and turned on CC

  • @erichoff8603
    @erichoff8603 11 місяців тому +3

    Assassin’s creed 1 vibes

  • @gehdichndreckan3126
    @gehdichndreckan3126 11 місяців тому +1

    The grenade jars could have been a weapon against kavalarie... starteling and confusing a charging mass of horses could have been quite usefull

  • @oneshotme
    @oneshotme 11 місяців тому

    I follow all of your channels

  • @pyrho1
    @pyrho1 11 місяців тому +1

    It's clear where GRRM got his inspiration for many of the things in ASOIAF

  • @lameesahmad9166
    @lameesahmad9166 8 місяців тому

    In India before the British occupation wootz steel blades were the prized highly ornanented properties of the Rajas or Maharajahs of India and their princes and generals. These unique blades had their individual patterns and were so famous that if a Raja or Maharaja saw one they immediately knew who it belonged to and often they could determine on the battle field who they were fighting. At that time India which was a huge region in South West Asia had hundreds of kingdoms of various sizes not unlike the British archipelago before the Roman occupation.
    These swords were considered to have an inestimable value and when the Rajas went into battle they were firmly bound to the warriors hand with cords of silk so that they could never be lost even in death. One story tells that when the family of a fallen Raja tried to get the sword out of his hands his grip was so firm on.the sword that they had to break his fingers to remove rhe sword.
    There is another tale about these swords which highlights their significance. It is legendary that the sword was absolutely considered as a matter of honour by the Royalty and Military hierarchy that if one of these swords was recovered on the battlefield when its owner was killed tthe sword would be returned by the Raja or Maharaja with a secure guard to the family of its original owner. It was considered a shame not to do so, even if the deceased owner was an arch enemy.
    On record there have been a few instances where an ill informed individual thought that they would be able to loot the sword from the battle field and sell it to the arch enemy of the fallen Raja. These spry individuals were immediately executed and the sword was returned to the fallen Rajas family.
    In India various tribes are famous for the ancient craft they are known for. A few years ago I heard that there is still one family left who still produce the wootz steel by an ancient secret recipe passed dawn through generations from father to son. The same situation is found with the production of attar, the perfume worn by both women and men on their clothes and in their hair. Some fragrances are so expensive that their price is more than pure gold.
    The wootz steel sword is an extraordinary artifact indeed.

  • @comfortablynumb9342
    @comfortablynumb9342 11 місяців тому +3

    Maybe those grenades were more of a fire bomb and less of an explosive grenade? If they had explosives they probably would have had guns.

    • @chrishart7300
      @chrishart7300 9 місяців тому

      Guns require high grade metal to control and direct the gas created. It was the pressure chamber that was the main innovation of guns, not the existence of oxidizing rapidly combusting compounds.

  • @timothyclark-sl4il
    @timothyclark-sl4il 11 місяців тому +4

    'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

  • @russpickles6194
    @russpickles6194 11 місяців тому

    Brilliant

  • @ThatOneStuff
    @ThatOneStuff 8 місяців тому

    "ok guy we are ready for the first testing of the melting down of this magnesium."

  • @bretfisher7286
    @bretfisher7286 11 місяців тому +12

    Could "I fart in your general direction" be included here-- as an example of an effective ancient weapon? 'Cause it was. Oh, yes, it was.

    • @sheronasims6783
      @sheronasims6783 11 місяців тому +6

      Or using the knights who say....nee 😆

    • @swishersweets727
      @swishersweets727 11 місяців тому +3

      All's fair in war....but damn that's savage

    • @erocj1176
      @erocj1176 11 місяців тому +2

      And what a noble fart it was sir!

    • @ericmorang3903
      @ericmorang3903 11 місяців тому +3

      Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

    • @bretfisher7286
      @bretfisher7286 11 місяців тому

      @@ericmorang3903 🤣

  • @bigfoot9049
    @bigfoot9049 11 місяців тому +2

    There was a wagon at the bottom of the tower full of hay no biggie

  • @whosaidthat5236
    @whosaidthat5236 9 місяців тому

    Preston John is gengus khan , Dan Carlin from Dan carlins hard core history explains it in one of his podcasts about the mongols.

  • @Nick.t.S
    @Nick.t.S 11 місяців тому +2

    We’ve all seen the meme’s there’s no hiding that thumbnail. That thing has been places.

  • @alimerhi5531
    @alimerhi5531 11 місяців тому

    Nice

  • @loganvandyk7090
    @loganvandyk7090 11 місяців тому +2

    The history of the humans can best be described as a list of battles

    • @Wooargh
      @Wooargh 11 місяців тому +1

      That's why we all need to be grateful to Israel for using their influence to create world peace.

    • @2-1inffwa97
      @2-1inffwa97 9 місяців тому

      @@Wooargh😂

    • @patrickporter1864
      @patrickporter1864 6 місяців тому

      Or not.

  • @reesebroekhoven3962
    @reesebroekhoven3962 11 місяців тому +6

    It's funny how they keep talking about how they have no clue what Greek fire was. It's simple they found crude oil and figured out how to refine it down. Hence it will stick to anything amd also light water on fire

    • @seanbigay1042
      @seanbigay1042 11 місяців тому +6

      I hear tell the infamous "Greek fire" was actually a kind of napalm.

    • @anarchistangler
      @anarchistangler 10 місяців тому

      Wasn't hard to find around that part of the world either.

    • @briankent4900
      @briankent4900 8 місяців тому

      Yeah they were definitely making napalm they just mean that there's different ways to make it and they don't know for sure which way they were doing it

  • @elena_m19
    @elena_m19 11 місяців тому +1

    how many videos a week does this guy upload?

  • @alexsmart5452
    @alexsmart5452 11 місяців тому +1

    That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
    We have the Holy Hand Grenade.

  • @garyhempel6316
    @garyhempel6316 11 місяців тому

    From The Book of Armaments 2:9-21
    Brother: "And the Lord spake, saying, First shalt
    thou take out the Holy Pin.
    Then, shalt thou count to three, no more,
    no less.
    Three shalt be the number thou shalt
    count, and the number of the counting
    shalt be three.
    Four shalt thou not count,
    nor either count thou two, excepting that
    thou then proceed to three.
    Five is right out.
    Once the number three,
    being the third number, be reached, then
    lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of
    Antioch towards thy foe, who being
    naughty in my sight, shall snuf it."
    Maynard: Amen.
    All: Amen.
    Arthur: Right! One. . . two. . . five!

  • @Benjaminpressabutton
    @Benjaminpressabutton 8 місяців тому

    The kingdom of Ucker was crazy

  • @gregoryedgington1331
    @gregoryedgington1331 11 місяців тому +1

    "Lets not bicker about who killed who.."

  • @slappedgoat4967
    @slappedgoat4967 11 місяців тому

    Drunk.. Australia.. thakyou ❤

  • @carlthornton3076
    @carlthornton3076 11 місяців тому

    Very Good!... #173✝ {12-27-2022}

  • @scottstamm7022
    @scottstamm7022 11 місяців тому +1

    This entire video sound familiar, like I had just heard it somewhere else?!

  • @clipsedrag13
    @clipsedrag13 10 місяців тому

    I just imagine a dude taking a speed boat right past the chain 😂

    • @philiplubduck6107
      @philiplubduck6107 9 місяців тому

      Why not use bolt cutters, would take 15 seconds

  • @yokaiou5848
    @yokaiou5848 11 місяців тому

    Those grenade types are really old. Greeks used them against the Persians. Its literally just a weaponized oil lamp.

  • @HuntersDad.
    @HuntersDad. 11 місяців тому +2

    Please, please, tell me thats the HolyHand Grenade of Antioch!!!

  • @seanbigay1042
    @seanbigay1042 11 місяців тому +2

    I hear tell that many of the achievements attributed to Prester John were actually the work of a decidedly non-Christian monarch: Temujin -- AKA Genghis Khan.

  • @theofficialdiamondlou2418
    @theofficialdiamondlou2418 8 місяців тому

    Tower of flies looks like an “Obliet “. Probably spelled wrong.
    “The place of forgetting ..”

  • @JCOwens-zq6fd
    @JCOwens-zq6fd 16 днів тому

    Nope. We 100% can recreate Wootz steel today, right down to the molecular level. One can take ore from the same Waddi mine that Saladin used & create wootz steel. However due to the natural inclusions of vanadium, chromium etc it actually requires many cycles of heating, gentle hammering & slow cooling to avoid cracking the cake. Considering our modern steel is so much better & cheaper though, there really is not much reason to make it. That is unless one just really wants to have an authentic wootz sword for whatever reason. They are pretty but modern 5160 will out perform it.

  • @Husk3883
    @Husk3883 11 місяців тому

    The title says "Unexplained Ancient Weapons" but these are clearly well explained and understood. Clickbait much?

    • @kurtisblow2956
      @kurtisblow2956 2 місяці тому

      Well you clicked so it worked. Lol

  • @DarthKakeeway_tk
    @DarthKakeeway_tk 9 місяців тому

    wow....Holy Hand Grenades

  • @trenchcoatbandit
    @trenchcoatbandit 9 місяців тому

    looks like a very pure form of damascuc?

  • @kfm-yd2ev
    @kfm-yd2ev 6 місяців тому

    It just occurred to me that 'Greek Fire' sounds eerily like napalm

  • @carguybikeguy
    @carguybikeguy 11 місяців тому +2

    This Greek fire stuff sounds ominously like white phosphorus.

    • @elemir6538
      @elemir6538 11 місяців тому +3

      It was probably more similar in behavior to napalm. It more than likely involved naphtha and other stuff. I can’t imagine how you would pressurize white phosphorus or anything like it.

    • @jweezy8645
      @jweezy8645 11 місяців тому +1

      Or good ol crude oil

  • @badgerp-chanqueen7707
    @badgerp-chanqueen7707 8 місяців тому

    Holy hand grenade of Antioch?

  • @Sublime_1
    @Sublime_1 9 місяців тому

    Interesting vocals choice. You shouldn't come in with that voice, saying, tower of flies, followed by a hesitation.

  • @redriddler1231
    @redriddler1231 8 місяців тому

    "A Shrubbery?!"

  • @ananominity
    @ananominity 11 місяців тому

    Greek fire may have been a simple burning gel made from egg shells still used today by preppers & survivalists

  • @michaelhowell2326
    @michaelhowell2326 11 місяців тому +7

    I'm not really convinced that the wootz steel was better than any steel made today.

    • @craigthescott5074
      @craigthescott5074 11 місяців тому +6

      It’s not is inferior to modern steel’s. Not even the folded steel created by Japanese sword makers is as good as modern steel.

    • @mountainholler290
      @mountainholler290 11 місяців тому +5

      Wootz simply a crucible steel . Nothing mysterious here .

    • @OnTheRiver66
      @OnTheRiver66 11 місяців тому +5

      And there is no secret about how it was made. Over 40 years ago researchers found ancient Wootz steel manufacturing sites, the crucibles, ore, and ingredients used, including rice hulls, and examined and analyzed original wootz ingots. It was determined exactly how the steel was manufactured and it is being made today by Roselli Knife. I don’t know why they persist in the myth that Wootz steel is a mystery.

    • @MyKnifeJourney
      @MyKnifeJourney 11 місяців тому +1

      About the only secret to wootz steel is how to attain the properties given whatever local resources were available. Knowing the ore, the right fuels, the kilns being used and what you have access to in the environment to augment or improve or balance the steel. Then the forging and shaping etc. This takes time in one location to master the craft. No youtube video guides in those days.

    • @JeffHenry-cq3is
      @JeffHenry-cq3is 9 місяців тому

      Look at Japanese sword steel

  • @Knight_of_the_Old_Code
    @Knight_of_the_Old_Code 11 місяців тому

    The real-life assassin's creed

  • @fearanarchy
    @fearanarchy 11 місяців тому

    Prester John.... the Babba Yagga?!?!?

  • @paulyule7413
    @paulyule7413 11 місяців тому

    This is a very nice introduction. It seems well-researched to this student of war and weaponry.

  • @saltdaemon4453
    @saltdaemon4453 11 місяців тому +1

    @6:41... Carbon nano-tubes huh? I saw where they needed carbon nano-tubes for gas storage & they were making them from burnt chicken feathers... For the aspiring blacksmiths out there. ;)

  • @Beth_OMette
    @Beth_OMette 11 місяців тому +1

    1! 2! 5!
    3 sir!

    • @markvoelker6620
      @markvoelker6620 11 місяців тому +1

      3! (Tosses it)

    • @Beth_OMette
      @Beth_OMette 11 місяців тому +1

      @@markvoelker6620 that rabbit was Dynomite!

  • @anthonymctigue4206
    @anthonymctigue4206 11 місяців тому

    The mongol rulers gave the conquered nations people who survived a choice to serve the khan or die prestor John was probably a defeated Christian general or warrior as the mongols didn’t not stop these people from worshipping their gods

  • @LongDongJohnson0705
    @LongDongJohnson0705 11 місяців тому

    Whats with all the mysterious medieval steel...Demascus, vort or whatever he said in this vid and i cant remember name of those viking swords are called but same thing as far as mysterious steelbthat cant be replicated in modernity

  • @TravisMcKnight-lk7gg
    @TravisMcKnight-lk7gg 4 місяці тому

    In Israel 🇮🇱 the towns of Sodom and Gomorrah you can go there and pick up balls of sulfur and light them very easily, possibly one of the ingredients that made up the Greek fire 🔥 of the crusader battles . The yellow balls of sulfur lye on the ground looking similar to fruit of some kind .

  • @waynescott-lp5pm
    @waynescott-lp5pm 8 місяців тому

    Plum bob!!!

  • @Nightwing01010
    @Nightwing01010 11 місяців тому +3

    So they can make incredibly strong steel but to this day cant bathe?

    • @craigthescott5074
      @craigthescott5074 11 місяців тому +2

      The steel was inferior to modern steels made today.

  • @mikeockslong5409
    @mikeockslong5409 8 місяців тому

    The monuments destroyed by isis is sickening

  • @williamfaith8855
    @williamfaith8855 2 місяці тому

    Looks like a plum Bob

  • @judddobson4941
    @judddobson4941 11 місяців тому

    Of course the assassin jumped from the roof… into a pile of hay. His name was Altair and I pressed X to make him jump.

  • @jessestanley1690
    @jessestanley1690 8 місяців тому

    Tell me brother Maynard

  • @chesterfieldthe3rd929
    @chesterfieldthe3rd929 11 місяців тому

    God is Freaking Amazing!!!!!!

  • @bobbafeit8389
    @bobbafeit8389 11 місяців тому +2

    I had a stick once in 1874. No one messed with me then.

  • @MattL-dl2su
    @MattL-dl2su 10 місяців тому

    Ooh, baby
    I feel right, the music sounds better with you
    Love might bring us back together
    I feel so good
    I feel right, the music sounds better with you
    Love might bring us back together

  • @HiggsBosonandtheStrangeCharm
    @HiggsBosonandtheStrangeCharm 11 місяців тому

    .....god needs more weapons.......start thinking..........

  • @seankeef9838
    @seankeef9838 11 місяців тому +2

    A report on the whole, hollow earth fiasco, would make a great feature. Bit of a can of worms though!

  • @cameron6870
    @cameron6870 11 місяців тому +1

    I need you to put them waaaaay up there morty

  • @troubledspirit3328
    @troubledspirit3328 8 місяців тому

    Prestor "John" was Khan

  • @Bushodai
    @Bushodai 11 місяців тому +1

    "And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

  • @ennz69
    @ennz69 11 місяців тому

    its called wootz steel not vut steel..

  • @davidva8694
    @davidva8694 9 місяців тому

    Greek fire sounds like napalm

  • @MrBrachiatingApe
    @MrBrachiatingApe 11 місяців тому

    Prester John was probably an Ethiopian from what I have read.