This is honestly incredibly validating to come back to long after my time in the Homestuck fandom. I shipped Dave and John from the beginning, and I never really got the confirmation I desired. I stopped caring about it years ago, but it's nice to stumble upon this and see Dave portrayed as the gay mess I always knew he was. I feel slightly more whole now. Thanks Pesterquest.
cool but why do we need to know this just asking like its a genuine question because John is canonically straight so why were you looking for confirmation?? like He was confirmed as straight IN homestuck YEARS before pesterquest came out
Declan Armstrong nah bcs it’s about dave’s feelings towards john being confirmed even though john is straight. It shows that dave has a one sided crush on john, which adds some more layers to the flirting he and john did in the comic
I personally am more of a Davekat shipper and it got confirmed as canon but I still like Johndave. The unrequitted love drama was interesting. And I thought Davekat had a more Caliginous relationship and Johndave was more flush.
hold on im sorry for spamming the comments section for like 2 days straight already but i havent heard anyone bring this up. when mc is breaking down in front of dave and confessing to weird crimes, theyre actually confessing to the shit they did on alternia (burning the mall on daraya’s route, killing a grub with their ass on bronya’s route) meaning that not only do they still have some sort of subconscious memory of alternia, they know on some level about the bad timelines. im not entirely sure if im just repeating stuff here because i havent seen all the friendsims but i just wanted to point it out
Brobably cause of his connection to LE he wanted the TL to flow as it should (like if yoy saw Marvus and Dirks route it's kinda the same) then he sees us reaching at Dave and goes "oh hell no" cause he basically wanted Sburb to happen Also in Jade's route Dave says Bro is giving him "rank vibes" and acting weird (in his own way that apparently Dave can read) since John's birthday that is when we mess up the TL, Bro just want to do his evil biding
Holy fuck dude that last route with cal and bro was so scary. Dave probably wasn't even all that mad at MC, just disappointed that you would get yourself killed in such an unceremonious manner. He was probably texting John to tell him that the mail man doesn't have long left to live
When Dave said "if i liked anyone, it would probably be another one of my friends." I thought it was a reference to DavexJade and that Dave had feel something for her at one point, and plus the clearly reference to JohnxDave here its Davey SHOUTING for bi rights. Also, maybe that's why he was SO confused at his sexuality. Me as a bi can relate that, was exactly what happened to me at first, like "man i have a boyfriend, how can i feel this kind of feelings for a girl right now? it cannot be" but of course i was totally wrong lol.
You know, the gay singularity hasn't happened yet in this timeline... and it only happened as a result of Retcon Butterfly effect. So it may never happen. (It probably will) Still, Dave didn't end up with Karkat in the original alpha timeline. What I'm saying is: Get your bucket brigade at the ready. 'Cause ships are sinking. Starboard side just took a canonball (FLAWLESS PUN. I'm getting that shit laminated, framed, and hung over my desk.) We're taking on water. The water is the tears of all the people that thought their favorite ships were safe. Rings were on fingers. Honeymoons were booked. The book was closed. Now the book is open again. Wide open. The book is flapping around the room like a goddamn bat. Soon the wailing and gnashing of teeth will begin. "All things are canon!" the crowds of fans will cry. But you know... and I know... that all that matters is what's happening right here. Right now. In this moment. Whatever stuff happens on fanfic.net or DeviantArt or whatever is largely ignored. Doomed to obscurity. Those are little islands of imagination only a small fraction of people will ever visit. Point is: Davekat is no longer on lock. So tremble, shippers. Quake in terror. Fear the looming silhouette that lurks beyond in the darkness of the yet-to-be-written. The usurper could be anyone. Dave was attracted to Jane. Jade too. Disturbingly, even Roxy. Terezi and Dave also had something going on. What about Jake? A conflict of interest with Dirk! Brothers torn apart. Maybe John and Dave could get together, as MC suggests. Hm. Nah. It doesn't make any sense. I guess some people will want it in spite of that. The interloper could be anyone _> perhaps Dave will decide to become celibate and live a simple life of bromance with the Mayor. Tremble! Nothing is safe! Nothing is sacred! All is dust in the wind!
okay funny story. i offhand check the news and it turns out that this came out and i somehow forgot the fuck about it. in my excitement i fall off my piano bench and bash my knee on solid brick. that was like 3 hours ago and it still hurts but this makes it worth it
Bruh what Ok so uh I was talking to my friends about the bread sticks and My friend was reminded of another video And I straight up had the search bar highlighted but when I pressed search it said "reply added"
Is "gay" equivalent to bi...? Coz Dave says he likes girls too but... He could be lying. Man I wanna smack some gay confidence into him so bad it HURTS
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Pin me when this blows up
wwell wwell wwell, look wwho's suddenly popular?
Ahh looks like aliens already conquered the world. Simply wonderful
HeY eRiDaN :o)
I love you
“im definitely 100 percent not a homosexual”
oh honey
Karkat: AM I A FUCKING JOKE TO YOU, DAVE?!
Brb, sending this video to Karkat
to be fair, he really isn't. he's 100% bisexual.
@@renbascara3786 Which would mean he's only 50% not a homosexual, not 100%
@@bovineintervention6001 not really. some bisexuals are more interested in girls and some are more interested in boys, it's never that even
dave really just "I have a gf you wouldn't know her she goes to a different school"ed us huh
i have a gf you wouldn't know her she lives on an island in the pacific
The funniest part is that he's not even lying
His route reeks of homosexual panic
[gay panic]
I think that one of his two themes is actually called "24/7 lo fi hip hop beats to question your sexuality to"
[S] Dave: have a mental breakdown
bro being confirmed as a twunk is really all i needed from pesterquest
do you mean twink
twink + hunk = twunk
This poor damaged boy closely associates the idea of family to an Olive Garden ad that he probably saw on TV that is so darn tragic and cute
Look closer… *Olive* Garden.
Do we know anyone who associates with the word Olive.
Me (sees Cal moving in the background) TAKE ME BACK TO OLIVE GARDEN
Washingbubble he moves? 😳
Your mouse movements are hilariously expressive and I love it
"Sometimes you just narrate what you're thinking"
"Kinda a baller move"
"Why has no one called me out on this before?"
16:34 He crumpled up a glass bottle. Strider's got skills.
damn bro he is incredibly strong
6:37
"im definitely 100 percent not a homosexual" PFFFFFTAHAHAHAHAHA Dave you crack me up man
When I saw that in the video, I was like "That's John's line!".
This is honestly incredibly validating to come back to long after my time in the Homestuck fandom. I shipped Dave and John from the beginning, and I never really got the confirmation I desired. I stopped caring about it years ago, but it's nice to stumble upon this and see Dave portrayed as the gay mess I always knew he was. I feel slightly more whole now. Thanks Pesterquest.
cool but why do we need to know this
just asking
like
its a genuine question
because John is canonically straight
so why were you looking for confirmation??
like
He was confirmed as straight IN homestuck
YEARS before pesterquest came out
I needed to know this, I felt the same lol
Declan Armstrong nah bcs it’s about dave’s feelings towards john being confirmed even though john is straight. It shows that dave has a one sided crush on john, which adds some more layers to the flirting he and john did in the comic
I personally am more of a Davekat shipper and it got confirmed as canon but I still like Johndave. The unrequitted love drama was interesting. And I thought Davekat had a more Caliginous relationship and Johndave was more flush.
big fucking MOOD tbh
i love that this basically confirms dave plays melee to be cool and doesnt even really know what wavedashing is
my brother called the song “anime music”. im pretty sure that was a jab but its something
hold on im sorry for spamming the comments section for like 2 days straight already but i havent heard anyone bring this up.
when mc is breaking down in front of dave and confessing to weird crimes, theyre actually confessing to the shit they did on alternia (burning the mall on daraya’s route, killing a grub with their ass on bronya’s route)
meaning that not only do they still have some sort of subconscious memory of alternia, they know on some level about the bad timelines.
im not entirely sure if im just repeating stuff here because i havent seen all the friendsims but i just wanted to point it out
Okay but imagine living with and getting used to Cal being all creepy like that
OK but why did Twunk Bro throw us out of an multi story apartment window jfc.
Brobably cause of his connection to LE he wanted the TL to flow as it should (like if yoy saw Marvus and Dirks route it's kinda the same) then he sees us reaching at Dave and goes "oh hell no" cause he basically wanted Sburb to happen
Also in Jade's route Dave says Bro is giving him "rank vibes" and acting weird (in his own way that apparently Dave can read) since John's birthday that is when we mess up the TL, Bro just want to do his evil biding
@@jacig720 Lil' Cal more like, which is essentially the blueprint for LE as it contains the exact same souls and both are predominated by Caliborn.
Probably because he was the guy Dave was texting, telling him to get you away from him.
BREAD ACCWUIRED
Oh Gayve, what are we going to do with you?
Yo he just. He’s just. Gay.
Considering his flirting with jade and terezi hes either bi or pan
A homestuck... AND JTHM FAN???? yoooo
i- homestuck and jthm. help.
God I'm losing it over this I love it so much thank you
God this route is such fanservice.
Holy fuck dude that last route with cal and bro was so scary. Dave probably wasn't even all that mad at MC, just disappointed that you would get yourself killed in such an unceremonious manner. He was probably texting John to tell him that the mail man doesn't have long left to live
17:50 obliterated me
This boy be giving me straight thoughts one moment then questioning his own thoughts the next.
* chugs a gallon of apple juice* ight lets get this video started
ok im definitely more of a davekat person but holy fucking shit john and daves chatlogs are fucking adorable
Dave, probably: My favorite meal is a shirley temple and 400 breadsticks
7:24 So uh, Bro's smuppets really did a number on Dave, huh?
When Dave said "if i liked anyone, it would probably be another one of my friends." I thought it was a reference to DavexJade and that Dave had feel something for her at one point, and plus the clearly reference to JohnxDave here its Davey SHOUTING for bi rights. Also, maybe that's why he was SO confused at his sexuality. Me as a bi can relate that, was exactly what happened to me at first, like "man i have a boyfriend, how can i feel this kind of feelings for a girl right now? it cannot be" but of course i was totally wrong lol.
So I looked through all the comments and nobody mentioned the camera that came out of the fridge at 14:25
this ost is a BOP
also the mailman oath
JohnDave moments- (thank me later >:)
6:14 onwards until 6:46
7:08 onwards- *8:02!!!
8:27 (maybe)
9:16
20:33
get that BREAD, son
This is probably gonna be super popular
8k views this far. almost 2k more views than johns route, which came out first and was out for two weeks before this
over 9k views now. already halfway up all the friendsim videos when sorted by popular
12k fucking views
18k views, my guys.
not even six minutes in and you can already tell this guy is hells of levels of g to the a to the gayyyy
wait holy shit did bro just fling me from the fucking roof top
no you don’t understand my body is qUAKING there are tears shooting out of my eyeballs like it’s the god damn Nigeria falls
oh SHIT, dave uses the shower to wash mc’s hoodie bc he doesnt have a washing machine does he???
[S] Dave: Question your sexuality
"look i know you got some hero complex or something"
mate no, i jus want some breadsticks at olive garden with you
Dave is the confirmed BIcon we all needed.
"i am 100% not a homosexual"
*H M M M M*
You know, the gay singularity hasn't happened yet in this timeline... and it only happened as a result of Retcon Butterfly effect. So it may never happen. (It probably will) Still, Dave didn't end up with Karkat in the original alpha timeline. What I'm saying is: Get your bucket brigade at the ready. 'Cause ships are sinking. Starboard side just took a canonball (FLAWLESS PUN. I'm getting that shit laminated, framed, and hung over my desk.) We're taking on water. The water is the tears of all the people that thought their favorite ships were safe. Rings were on fingers. Honeymoons were booked. The book was closed. Now the book is open again. Wide open. The book is flapping around the room like a goddamn bat.
Soon the wailing and gnashing of teeth will begin. "All things are canon!" the crowds of fans will cry. But you know... and I know... that all that matters is what's happening right here. Right now. In this moment. Whatever stuff happens on fanfic.net or DeviantArt or whatever is largely ignored. Doomed to obscurity. Those are little islands of imagination only a small fraction of people will ever visit.
Point is: Davekat is no longer on lock. So tremble, shippers. Quake in terror. Fear the looming silhouette that lurks beyond in the darkness of the yet-to-be-written. The usurper could be anyone. Dave was attracted to Jane. Jade too. Disturbingly, even Roxy. Terezi and Dave also had something going on. What about Jake? A conflict of interest with Dirk! Brothers torn apart. Maybe John and Dave could get together, as MC suggests. Hm. Nah. It doesn't make any sense. I guess some people will want it in spite of that. The interloper could be anyone _> perhaps Dave will decide to become celibate and live a simple life of bromance with the Mayor.
Tremble! Nothing is safe! Nothing is sacred! All is dust in the wind!
great comment but are you okay
hehe
The way you speak is exactly a person who has read 8000+ pages of homestuck would speak.
what
@@frankyfrink7135 that is the exact thought I had.
thanks for posting these!! I love watching your play throughs :) the mouse movements are hilarious lmao
Bless u for posting this so quickly
OwO what's this?
_Breadsticks._
“wack” how to tell james wrote this
D a v e
I can't believe Bro is fucking RIPPED.
*we did it, shippers.*
Can someone highlight the johndave parts for me pls
Thanks
JohnDave moments- (thank me later >:)
6:14 onwards until 6:46
7:08 onwards- *8:02!!!
8:27 (maybe)
9:16
20:33
9:22
Y'all I lost it
True to his word Dave was not a homosexual
hell yeah!!!
I love this man!!!
“AND THE MOUSE GOES WILD!!!!!! WOOOOOO!! WOOOOOOO!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!”
26:06 wait wtf have i been mispronouncing it this entire fucking time are you kidding me
I just realized something funny.
Dave’s Pesterquest ends in *OLIVE* Garden.
5:06 the beginning
Whos gonna tell him
aw hes scared to show his crush on john🥺
edit: USHAIDJOAHDIAS AN OLIVE GARDEN
18:48 MC is South Park's New Kid pass it on- 👀
"GAYVE STRIDER DICK RIDER" omg, no Dave, that is not your name @9:23
You know you say [NO COMMENTARY] but your mouse strokes are something else sometimes
"do i have to come up with a gay name" i fucking lost it
GAVE
STRIDER
@@johnman8398 DICK
@@dottyContrarian RIDER
the brea-nding
take your breadsticks and run!
HES SUCH A SILLY GUY :3
okay does ANYONE have any new theories based on or supported by this route? cause i got nothing
Maybe Bro made Dave extra gay before MSPA reader arrived to prevent them from trying to change Dave? Idk
okay funny story. i offhand check the news and it turns out that this came out and i somehow forgot the fuck about it. in my excitement i fall off my piano bench and bash my knee on solid brick. that was like 3 hours ago and it still hurts but this makes it worth it
it still hurts when i bend it but its definitely not broken lol
9:23
title is a lie the mouse movement is commentary in of itself
he has some gay panic, oh boy.
Fuck me i love breadsticks - Dave Strider 2009
B r e a d s t i c k s.
lmao my family loves going to olive garden
PLEASE SLOW DOWN
Why would you choose the bad path AFTER the good
;_;
so yall can see all the endings
Aw but
The order
Then again ending the video on being tossed out of a window by a twunk was kinda funny
Vanoss bread sticks
Bruh what
Ok so uh
I was talking to my friends about the bread sticks and
My friend was reminded of another video
And I straight up had the search bar highlighted but when I pressed search it said "reply added"
У меня единственный вопрос, здесь есть русские?
русские есть везде, просто мы умеем хорошо скрываться 😎
Wtf man dave has an iPhone why does he use that lil piece of crap
Is "gay" equivalent to bi...? Coz Dave says he likes girls too but... He could be lying. Man I wanna smack some gay confidence into him so bad it HURTS
Dave says bi rights
@@MiscEris yesss even if he not GAY gay he's still a guy who is just very hung up on his gayness lol bless his heart :')
There’s also the fact that he had a thing for Jade as well.
bruh youre going too fast