Do the entire Zoonosis tree, and the waterborne, then if Iceland and Greenland are stubborn, spec a bit into cold. And make sure to read up on the Symptoms. Some have interesting effects, and there are about half a dozen synergy Symptoms, like Projectile Vomiting and Walking Dead, that create extra effects.
I can imagine the original script being written as "diarrhea reaching" but after a couple of recording takes, Kate gets way too aware of the rea-rea noise, so just decides to abbreviate.
This is so similar to CGP Grey's "7 Ways to Maximize Misery" Video. Showing what the disease needs to do to conquer the worlds helps us understand how we can prevent it from happening. A weird way of thinking, but effective!
Some diseases infecting dogs evolved to infect humans. In fact most diseases which infect us today can be traced back to germs which affected our pets.
You could do it like this video, or... you could begin your disease in Egypt or Saudi Arabia and evolve plenty of transmissions until the whole world is infected, then evolve all the symptoms you can from the DNA you've collected.
The other piece that they did not go over was that pretty much all of the really terrible diseases were ones that evolved for other species then jumped to humans. So they had millions of years to reach a balance in their expected host then glitch out when in a human body.
What I learned from playing Plague Inc is to avolve ways of transmission, without symptoms. Because without symptoms like coughing, sneezing or anemia, the pathogen will just be a cell colony that does nothing to threaten the host, and thus is less likely to be researched on or have cures/vaccines developed for. Then, when the entire world has the pathogen in their bloodstream, the pathogen can mutate to become deadly fast, only then becoming visible. I know it's just a game, but the logic is relatively sound.
Yes, you want to not frighten the humans until you're at the late game. Try to look similar to the common cold, or the flu. Then the unintelligent majority will neither support nor respect quarantine restrictions.
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I've always had the best luck with India. It's fairly central for shipping and travel so spread to other countries is easy. I've also had worse issues with Greenland than Madagascar, as far as isolation.
@mayonnaise coughed somewhere else... had that happen actually! Started in Madagascar and someone sneezed in Africa and before I could get a vector out Madagascar shut their port and I just made Madagascar a waste land.. Was not about to quit after trying to get there and was upset enough to make my virus evolve to the point that it was basically worse than that of rabies just to spite them (also thought that if i made them delirious enough that they would accidentally open port, obviously the game is not realistic so did not happen..)
I thought this Video would be about what a diseas must be capable of to reach the whole world. Like Airborne, water and heat resistant, super fast spreader with basicly no symptoms, or something like that.
The narrator’s tone, and the general presentation are always so patronising in these videos, they’re for small, mentally challenged kids. Yet they’re so fucking interesting! Watching them is like pumping iron, I can almost feel my brain growing, and I have to agree with Schwarzenegger on how good that feels D:
I thought it would tell you: -How to get around antibiotics -How to be really strong -How to disassemble your DNA like ASI can reprogram itself to totally take over -How to duplicate really fast -How to get into the most places -How to be actually smart (and not just a bunch of unicellular bacteria that are full-on instead of strategic)
Why COVID19 spreads quickly: 1. long incubation period (during which you are infectious), meaning it's hard to test all cases 2. Low fatality rate 3. Easy transmission *fits this video pretty well*
There is always an interesting relationship between hosts and parasites; the parasites--including bacteria which enter a host and damage the host-- may typically evolve much faster than the host. This is due to many factors, including a shorter generation time in the parasite, a higher mutation rate in parasites, the higher number of offspring produced by the parasites, etc. Lucky for us, the human immune system is extremely versatile.
Thank you thank you thank youminute earth! I'm going to turn this beautiful video into a class for students here in South America! And of course, with the proper credits! Greetings from Brazil!
Thanks I was stuck on that one level in Plague Inc
Fedor was it greenland?
Was looking for that comment to like. Thanks.
Same tho
PANDEMIC 2 FOR LIFE GET OUT NORMIE
Madagascar is a nightmare. Just made a people sneeze on the other side of the world, and I see "Madagascar shut down Ports"
Hi loved your tutorial. Currently working in China, hopefully get to the world soon.
Do the entire Zoonosis tree, and the waterborne, then if Iceland and Greenland are stubborn, spec a bit into cold.
And make sure to read up on the Symptoms. Some have interesting effects, and there are about half a dozen synergy Symptoms, like Projectile Vomiting and Walking Dead, that create extra effects.
I think they talking about covid .,.
ok
'diarrheaching' is one of those words that once heard, cannot be unheard
makes me think of swimming pool
dying
I can imagine the original script being written as "diarrhea reaching" but after a couple of recording takes, Kate gets way too aware of the rea-rea noise, so just decides to abbreviate.
That is the worst pun in this channel so far. Why would you let that happen?
UnPuntoCircular you are part of that channel
This is so similar to CGP Grey's "7 Ways to Maximize Misery" Video. Showing what the disease needs to do to conquer the worlds helps us understand how we can prevent it from happening. A weird way of thinking, but effective!
The best strategy is, to focus on places like Iceland, Greenland and Madagascar at the start of the game because they are difficult to get
Not Iceland Iceland has port
Four words: Start in Saudi Arabia.
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And that's exactly why we start there. Get water strength for your virus and let them move to other countries
Start in China if you know what I mean
i usually start start in India for the same reason people start in Saudi Arabia
Minute Earth: this is how diseases take over the world.
Coronavirus: Write that down! Write that down!
I am pretty sure Kate created coronavirus and now I am dying of depression
Copy cat
Just kidding
@@dht0305 search Jake tran. Are you related
*SARS-COV-2
With this information, I can finally spread to Madagascar!
you do know that's impossible right?
Or greenland -_-
was looking for these comments XD
thehen101 Black Death: fuck you I want to make a tiny outbreak in Madagascar
Nice reference
Corona virus “write that down” “write that down”
0:50 Awww! The guy is dragging himself from his deathbed to give that girl a flower...
But the girl was the one with the flower...
you can also put it on a way that the guy is dragging himself to infect the girl.
Shankar Sivarajan
I think he was *accepting* the flower that she wanted to give him
No, the dude is dragging himself from his deathbed to try to give that girl a disease.
No he is trying to infect the world
Looks like the algorithm knows what’s up.
I found out this knowledge by playing Plague Inc...lol
Ka Ho Lee lol
Haha lol!
Yeah. Plague Inc teachers this rather well. I am glad there are no sentient bacteria or viruses out there. Else we all have to live in Madagascar. >_
Iceland! Damned Iceland...
Ildskalli Isn't it greenland? The naming is not very appropriate so it's easy to make mistakes.
A Disease's Guide to World Domination
Shows How To Weaken All Diseases
Makes Complete Sense
I’m now scarred for life by “diarreaching”
*Someone help me*
OurTube - Beyblades n’ Animation
Don’t worry me too.
Best Plague Inc tutorial on youtube
So moral of the story ,,,, stop shitting in rivers.
Youll never stop me
Hobbes MUHAAHAHAHAHAHAH (city dies after man poops in river)
*PATHOGEN HAS SPREAS*
_spread_
To all those confused about “the word”:
*Diarrheaching* is a mix between the words *Diarrhea* and *Reaching* also known as a portmanteau.
Germs want us to go outside, let's all stay inside and not be social and we will save the world! Who's in???? We can all hang out with doggies
Da_emperor 101 Waaaaaay ahead of you
We're gonna survive and have the last laugh.
Doggies have germs from outside.
Some diseases infecting dogs evolved to infect humans. In fact most diseases which infect us today can be traced back to germs which affected our pets.
Germs want us to meet Native Americans
You could do it like this video, or... you could begin your disease in Egypt or Saudi Arabia and evolve plenty of transmissions until the whole world is infected, then evolve all the symptoms you can from the DNA you've collected.
I love how this turned from “a helpful guide” to “diarrheaching”
i diarreached to my fellow victims. - Coolera
@@kinoko87_b Just cause you're sick doesn't mean you cant diarrheach out to your homies for a game of Viral Voulette 👀
@@slyar how the fuck did you understnd what 11 year old me said
Cholera guy defecating into the river until he died was maybe the most disturbing stick figure drawing ive seen
Hah, I was just thinking about that paradoxical side of being sick. Thanks for the explanation!
The other piece that they did not go over was that pretty much all of the really terrible diseases were ones that evolved for other species then jumped to humans. So they had millions of years to reach a balance in their expected host then glitch out when in a human body.
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I am a disease, and I find this information useful. Thanks
crap
Yep
Hiw did you write this then?
At least i have a army of mad scientists so...
You are the corona virus?
0:02 - 1:53 Corona virus definitely watched and took down notes.
What I learned from playing Plague Inc is to avolve ways of transmission, without symptoms. Because without symptoms like coughing, sneezing or anemia, the pathogen will just be a cell colony that does nothing to threaten the host, and thus is less likely to be researched on or have cures/vaccines developed for. Then, when the entire world has the pathogen in their bloodstream, the pathogen can mutate to become deadly fast, only then becoming visible. I know it's just a game, but the logic is relatively sound.
Still, some mild symptoms increase transmission immensely - sneezing in particular is the bomb.
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I do that strategy too bro!
Yes, you want to not frighten the humans until you're at the late game. Try to look similar to the common cold, or the flu.
Then the unintelligent majority will neither support nor respect quarantine restrictions.
UA-cam has a strange way of recommending things these days.
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Diarrheaching... Really Kate?!?... Really? Seems UnPuntoCircular had the same thought.
That's their artist :)
Can you talk about it a bit more? Is it possible to use other sponsor sites if you are using this feature?
Nice
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This aged poorly
Lies
No?
@@sarimansari5374 2020.
Sponsored by Plague Inc. :)
Rahul Sharma you beat me on commenting this
Pandemic 2?
I thought
ooooooh
Oh no , no no no
Step 1: start as a retrovirus that burrows into the host's genome
Step 2: become airborne
Step 3: Impossible to get rid of (world domination)
+Victor Vallim Damn, they're onto us :P
Bruh coronavirus did that already
You forgot afecting specifically the inmune system and having a very long incubation period
@@andrewm5349 Yeah I can't believe how well my comment aged 😅
@@Slekejkwls-1819 There's that too
Time to beat a bio weapon mega brutal run on plague inc
COVID-19: “WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!”
RedToad Plush hahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahah
3 words: Start in Madagascar
Mada-hoo-har?
not hoo har, as car
only for them to shut down their port as soon as someone coughs... or sneezes so you have to spread out quickly from Madagascar
I've always had the best luck with India. It's fairly central for shipping and travel so spread to other countries is easy. I've also had worse issues with Greenland than Madagascar, as far as isolation.
@mayonnaise coughed somewhere else... had that happen actually! Started in Madagascar and someone sneezed in Africa and before I could get a vector out Madagascar shut their port and I just made Madagascar a waste land.. Was not about to quit after trying to get there and was upset enough to make my virus evolve to the point that it was basically worse than that of rabies just to spite them (also thought that if i made them delirious enough that they would accidentally open port, obviously the game is not realistic so did not happen..)
*Hi, this is Kate from MinuteEarth! In this episode, we will be playing Plauge Inc. Evolved!*
Came here for advice for plague inc.
I thought this Video would be about what a diseas must be capable of to reach the whole world.
Like Airborne, water and heat resistant, super fast spreader with basicly no symptoms, or something like that.
This guide to the pandemic game is one of the best ones.
Thanks for recommending this to me RIGHT NOW UA-cam! It's totally the best time ever since the upload date to recommend it to me!
The algorithm has no flaws WHATSOEVER in deciding what to recommend to people and when! It's almost like a sixth sense! Thanks! UA-cam Algorithm!
Well, thanx..
I'm an infectious desease now..
Fuck, now I'm an infectious disease.
Thanx
Joey salad's always been an infectious disease, what do you mean "now" dude.
How you doin'?
no ime a infectious diesease GREEAATT ty
Well now you're more social
Ok why is this recommended now
Because of coronavirus
You know humanity is doing something right when we figure out how to make the malaria in to the common cold
As a virus, I can confirm that this helped.
Hahaha
die reaching? dire itching? dye rich ing?
*subtitle : Diarrheaching!
😅
its a wordplay
*diarrhea* pathogen *reaching* more people
It is Microsoft Word 2007 Play
COVID-19 took note of this video.
Pathogens: **breaths heavily**
"Dia-reaching" made my day, thank you!
Hey, I've played Plague Inc. I know how to end the world as a whole range of diseases ;)
Minute Earth: Guide for bacterias to take over the world
Covid 19: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN
ah yeah, thanks man
The narrator’s tone, and the general presentation are always so patronising in these videos, they’re for small, mentally challenged kids. Yet they’re so fucking interesting! Watching them is like pumping iron, I can almost feel my brain growing, and I have to agree with Schwarzenegger on how good that feels D:
Aka a Beginner's Guide to Plague Inc.
What are you trying to say, UA-cam, by recommending me this video right now?
Plague inc. evolved
Figger Naggot I came looking for this
Figger Naggot
Why does figger naggot sound so funny?
Bigger Maggot
I wonder how many hours the Coronavirus spent studying this.
2 minutes
Looks like this is relevant now. Very relevant.
Coronavirus must've watched this video
Now you are giving them ideas
Why’d you tell them?
*Who gets this recommended while the coronavirus is spreading?*
This video: exist
Covid-19: write that down, write that down
bro don't show them this wtf
Coronavirus:
*taking notes*
Coronavirus: WRITE THAT DOWN, RIGHT THAT DOWN.
UA-cam recommends this during coronavirus outbreak, what a coincidence.
Now i get it what covid watched 4 years ago...
I thought it would tell you:
-How to get around antibiotics
-How to be really strong
-How to disassemble your DNA like ASI can reprogram itself to totally take over
-How to duplicate really fast
-How to get into the most places
-How to be actually smart (and not just a bunch of unicellular bacteria that are full-on instead of strategic)
Can this be a series? I'm a disease and I'm interested in learning how to exterminate life on Earth.
The new Plague, Inc strategy guide is pretty nice! Worked really well for me!
Seems to me in March 2020 that your video has caught on with a new kind of crowd
1minute earth: make’s this video
Covid 19 and Covid 20: Noted
Corona take notes.... oh wait.
This video really went viral
Real advice: Start in Saudi Arabia, keep symptoms from evolving, and quickly evolve the air transmissions.
Why COVID19 spreads quickly:
1. long incubation period (during which you are infectious), meaning it's hard to test all cases
2. Low fatality rate
3. Easy transmission
*fits this video pretty well*
I love how this was in my recommend during the coronavirus pandemic
I always get mosquito bites so frequently that it could cause malaria and it didn’t
SO IM IMMUNE TO MALARIA?
Wealthy countries have very low instances of Malaria, such as countries wealthy enough to watch UA-cam.
I live in Africa......
Unless you have sickle cell trait you aren’t immune just lucky.
Be sure to start in Greenland
This aged well...
interesting that this is getting recommended now
Coronavirus: It's my time to shine, thank you MinuteEarth.
Gee I wonder why I'm back here
Anyone got this in their recommended from youtube during lockdown season of covid19?
this was recommended to me during the current corona outbreak
same
There is always an interesting relationship between hosts and parasites; the parasites--including bacteria which enter a host and damage the host-- may typically evolve much faster than the host. This is due to many factors, including a shorter generation time in the parasite, a higher mutation rate in parasites, the higher number of offspring produced by the parasites, etc. Lucky for us, the human immune system is extremely versatile.
There is a game for this called Plague Inc.
wut
Well this did aged well
Title = plague ink
Coronavirus decided to watch this
Welcome to 2020, where corona is here lmao
@Anastasia Bryner ugh LET THIS END ALREADY
0:44 The stick girl looks so sad, it breaks my heart :'(
Well seems like SOMEONE watched this video...
Thanks
Can you infect me
Corona watched this guide
I have beeten you all to watch this in 2020 with coronavirus
The magical recommendation algorithm brought me here......
Same
Thank you thank you thank youminute earth!
I'm going to turn this beautiful video into a class for students here in South America! And of course, with the proper credits! Greetings from Brazil!
C'mon. We've all played Pandemic. We know this won't work because Madagascar will immediately shut down its ports.
Mouser1991 Greenland*
Trust me. It was Madagascar.
Greenland is for Plague Inc
I always try to not be noticed or too deadly so i can get there.
Not even saving the cheesy puns for one liners at the end of the video. I like it.
Dying while shitting. Feels bad man
Anyone watching this from coronavirus quarantine??