Highly offensive Jonathan Blow clips to boost your productivity

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  • @zxxvcc
    @zxxvcc 4 місяці тому +870

    LoFi opinionated senior programmer rants to study and relax to.

  • @blenderpanzi
    @blenderpanzi Рік тому +884

    So what I'm gathering is that people who write code with bad performance have great vacations involving cliff jumping.

    • @shurbrrt
      @shurbrrt Рік тому +76

      Into ocean water

    • @jessevos3986
      @jessevos3986 11 місяців тому +71

      That is frigid

    • @chrisc7265
      @chrisc7265 11 місяців тому +57

      Jon has great vacations _with their moms_

    • @StevenOBrien
      @StevenOBrien 11 місяців тому +9

      Yes, I hear those vacations are to die for.

    • @laskdjf3880
      @laskdjf3880 3 місяці тому +2

      goodbye everyone lmao

  • @wisnoskij
    @wisnoskij 11 місяців тому +1130

    "It will be released to your mom. Tonight."

  • @robrick9361
    @robrick9361 11 місяців тому +655

    Jon Blow Jr. : "Daddy why does the computer get hot?"
    Jon Blow : "Because f*ck you."

  • @anow2
    @anow2 3 місяці тому +314

    first clip hits different after crowdstrike

    • @nathansmith8187
      @nathansmith8187 3 місяці тому +9

      Was gonna comment the same thing.

    • @backlogbuddies
      @backlogbuddies 2 місяці тому +19

      He may be rude but he's right about some of the stuff he says

    • @vadzimdambrouski5211
      @vadzimdambrouski5211 Місяць тому +15

      except crowdstrike is not open source, it's a closed source product

  • @probaddie456
    @probaddie456 11 місяців тому +137

    Understood, becoming a top 1% cliff diver

  • @Matthew-uv4fq
    @Matthew-uv4fq 2 місяці тому +134

    Dude’s blood pressure needs to be studied

    • @6Pope9
      @6Pope9 Місяць тому +1

      FR

  • @hughtoons
    @hughtoons 4 місяці тому +164

    "We've almost done a full workday. Or 10 workdays for someone that works at facebook and reads hacker news." Damn 😂

  • @RudhinMenon
    @RudhinMenon Рік тому +143

    Jonathan won't settle for a mediocre barista, he wants THE BARISTA

  • @Skona99
    @Skona99 2 місяці тому +172

    >Hates Unreal and Unity
    >Uses Adobe
    >Profit

    • @ZahrDalsk
      @ZahrDalsk 2 місяці тому +1

      Unlike Unreal and Unity, Adobe products are based and well-made.

    • @okie9025
      @okie9025 2 місяці тому +21

      @@ZahrDalsk its true, i was the badobe

    • @n0xure
      @n0xure 2 місяці тому +22

      @@ZahrDalsk Adobe is a patent troll

    • @martiananomaly
      @martiananomaly 2 місяці тому +66

      Adobe and based don't go together in the same sentence

    • @ZahrDalsk
      @ZahrDalsk 2 місяці тому +2

      @@martiananomaly Unless you do illustration, in which case the closest thing they have to a competitor is Affinity, but Affinity's not an actual viable replacement yet. Now, programming nerds don't do anything creative so they don't care if software works or not, but for those of us who do creative works we need software to work. Which means Adobe. Not fosstrash.

  • @lukefidalgo8154
    @lukefidalgo8154 4 місяці тому +390

    old man yells at clouds

  • @HobokerDev
    @HobokerDev Рік тому +488

    Jon Blow is like David Goggins of programming. 😜

    • @Zoronoa01
      @Zoronoa01 Рік тому +4

      amen to that!!

    • @oussamaghrib4558
      @oussamaghrib4558 Рік тому +2

      Lmao

    • @gmodrules123456789
      @gmodrules123456789 11 місяців тому

      Completely delusional. You should be embarrassed to have even posted something like this.
      Goggins is actually accomplished. He has done real things that no other person on Earth has done.
      Blow made one good game, and acts like he's the next Linus Torvalds.
      There are thousands of good games. There are thousands of good indie games.
      Blow is not unique or special.
      Goggin's runs, while Blow just runs his mouth.

    • @hatter1290
      @hatter1290 11 місяців тому

      If David Goggins were an incompetent moron, yes.

    • @ryanleemartin7758
      @ryanleemartin7758 11 місяців тому +49

      Who's gonna carry the bits?!

  • @DemonSnakeBd
    @DemonSnakeBd 3 місяці тому +185

    I feel like this is the kind of guy who would argue going bald was more efficient for him

    • @mryoung205
      @mryoung205 2 місяці тому

      😅

    • @okie9025
      @okie9025 2 місяці тому +4

      he's the type of guy to get fired from a FAGMAN company then claim they all suck and that he's actually better off

    • @user-sb5vt8iy5q
      @user-sb5vt8iy5q 2 місяці тому +13

      @@okie9025 They all suck and he's better off alone

    • @DajuSar
      @DajuSar Місяць тому +4

      @@okie9025 Except in this case he is the type of guy to do and say that and to be actually correct

  • @BistaNadig
    @BistaNadig 11 місяців тому +321

    He's got nothing on our brother in Christ, Terry Davis.

    • @nonefvnfvnjnjnjevjenjvonej3384
      @nonefvnfvnjnjnjevjenjvonej3384 6 місяців тому +69

      they are both required. i wish more devs were like them instead of soyboys who write javascript and react

    • @brianviktor8212
      @brianviktor8212 4 місяці тому

      @@nonefvnfvnjnjnjevjenjvonej3384 I am proud of what I programmed 3 weeks ago. It took me 2 months, and I created a client-server architecture and library for a game, which allows millions of players within a singular realm, scalable by adding physical servers that connect in a distributed system. It is also extremely performant and has server-side anti-cheat measures. Gemini rated it 11.5/10 in terms of difficulty, and I think it is the hardest thing I ever made. And I made quite some very hard projects already... like a program to create random RNG algorithms, evaluate them and pick the highest rated ones (best ones).
      Or oh, the game core itself, which allows for the game area to be the observable universe with cm precision, having solar systems loaded, unloaded, populated and depopulated as the player traverses in free flight through space, whereas everything is procedurally generated. I also have giant stars.

    • @JohnSmith-dd3zi
      @JohnSmith-dd3zi 3 місяці тому +30

      I ask myself every day "Is this too much voodoo for my purpouses?"

    • @tanko.reactions176
      @tanko.reactions176 2 місяці тому

      @@nonefvnfvnjnjnjevjenjvonej3384 he is equally a soyboy in the domain of graphicscard drivers.. its the same mess. there is no standard, everyone rolls with their own way and you, as the developer, have to glu them all together.
      and that is the same shit on the web. the web is a mess because of the exact same issue, its not a developer problem, its an industry problem.
      does not help that actual snowflakes tend to web development, so the issue gets conflated.
      his takes on web dev are right and wrong at the same time.
      and there is much more money on the web, than in game dev.
      there is no game that has beat platforms like youtube or google or amazon.
      learn web dev (the right way, dont be a soyslop), develop a SaaS product and escape the rat race.
      with game dev, you have to hit roughl 1mil and put all that money into a well diversified ETF in order to live from passive income, to escape the rat race.
      its much easier with web dev.
      once you have become a free man, you can switch over to game dev if that is your passion.
      but straight out shitting on web dev because of a few (or actually, many) bad apples and the whole industry being shit, is a non-nuanced, jaded/bitter approach.
      its not realistic.
      its fun to watch though xD

    • @okie9025
      @okie9025 2 місяці тому +1

      @@nonefvnfvnjnjnjevjenjvonej3384 i make websites only using C and HTMX using my custom buttplug-based controller scheme. In vim on arch linux of course.

  • @davidxu9328
    @davidxu9328 5 місяців тому +154

    Saved the vid to my meditation playlist

  • @sagitswag1785
    @sagitswag1785 Рік тому +41

    Your cuts are so perfectly timed! Please keep posting these, these are the funniest shit on this site

  • @gwills9337
    @gwills9337 4 місяці тому +280

    His Gen X snark loses its appeal when you find better adjusted mentors

    • @plaidchuck
      @plaidchuck 4 місяці тому +122

      Yeah hes like a walking 90s Simpsons character. Constant snark and passive aggressive behavior.

    • @anthonyhughes8026
      @anthonyhughes8026 4 місяці тому +28

      Meh. I’m not concerned with the gift box or the means of delivery, only the gift.

    • @myhandlehasbeenmishandled
      @myhandlehasbeenmishandled 4 місяці тому

      As someone that is much closer to gen x , than my millennial generation, I gotta say please stop with that BS. He is clearly spoiled asshole that was never put in his place. It has nothing to do with any generation. Or he has undiagnosed aspergers.

    • @neonmidnight6264
      @neonmidnight6264 3 місяці тому +7

      His performance sentiment is relatable and you should keep yourself safe

    • @ethernet764
      @ethernet764 3 місяці тому +7

      Better adjusted mentors, such as?

  • @XeZrunner
    @XeZrunner Рік тому +121

    1:00 Agreeing with him so much there! Genuinely annoying to see people specifically not care about performance to "make things better", but then things are both worse and slower...

    • @Muskar2
      @Muskar2 Рік тому

      Me too, but I genuinely think much of the industry either doesn't realize that they're shooting themselves in the foot, or are just people who blindly follow those who don't realize it. So I think making objective tests that are publicly shared would help a lot. But there's so little incentive to do so. The minority of low-level programmers that exist most likely love their high job security, and the few companies where they're beating competition due to performance probably keep their programming style a company secret like almost all businesses do. Jon and his friends like to talk about it like it's obvious to abandon OOP, but ignores that many developers barely realize it's a possibility. When I got my degree I believed the gospel that low-level programming was much harder and less productive. Simply because it's true for writing machine code or ASM, so the extrapolation seemed true. I needed several years of professional OOP experience, a punch to the stomach and Casey calmly owning Uncle Bob on their Github discussion to really realize why I've subconsciously been loathing the current state of software ever since I started learning OOP. And the software performance was the easy one to get evidence of (except larger scale demonstrations), it's the productivity/maintainability/readability one that is harder to demonstrate. And I think it's because it takes time creating comparable projects that are sizable enough for simplicity winning over easy.

    • @monad_tcp
      @monad_tcp 11 місяців тому +45

      a programmer not caring about performance is like an engineer not caring about concrete strength

    • @enneff
      @enneff 11 місяців тому +35

      There’s definitely a syndrome where developers overcomplicate simple things for performance reasons that don’t provide any overall benefit, but that is much more rare than the general case where most programmers simply don’t understand performance at all.

    • @electrolyteorb
      @electrolyteorb 11 місяців тому +4

      Next.js

    • @electric26
      @electric26 10 місяців тому +3

      ​@@electrolyteorbyou had me at js

  • @ebookjapan8054
    @ebookjapan8054 3 місяці тому +124

    This would be motivation if he made more than one game every decade and didnt have incredibly thin-skin

    • @buster9877
      @buster9877 2 місяці тому +9

      LMAO

    • @mxjokereh
      @mxjokereh 2 місяці тому +15

      And if his games were better. Bro released a "good" game in 2008 for what was then a good game and can't stop thinking his above everyone since then.

    • @whiteingale
      @whiteingale 2 місяці тому +1

      what do his skills have anything to do with yours? If you need motivation from youtuber, there is a problem with you to begin with.

    • @emptycode1782
      @emptycode1782 2 місяці тому +5

      @@whiteingale i mean he didn't say he needs motivation from a youtuber , you just assumed that.

    • @yungoldman2823
      @yungoldman2823 2 місяці тому +1

      @@whiteingale The only person with problems is the one randomly accusing strangers on the internet

  • @LewisCampbellTech
    @LewisCampbellTech 3 місяці тому +53

    I don't know too much about this guy but as an older programmer this whole clip is just making me laugh.

    • @slavko321
      @slavko321 2 місяці тому

      He does some pretty cool, deeply technical stuff.

  • @Cenot4ph
    @Cenot4ph 3 місяці тому +128

    This guy is a pro at being annoying

    • @LagMasterSam
      @LagMasterSam 3 місяці тому +9

      A pro at being hilarious.

    • @okie9025
      @okie9025 2 місяці тому +9

      most tech influencers are

  • @Heater-v1.0.0
    @Heater-v1.0.0 8 місяців тому +4

    What a wonderful collection. Thanks.

  • @ACoolYouTubeChannelName
    @ACoolYouTubeChannelName Місяць тому +3

    Jonathan Blow is Sean Strickland programming

  • @TestChannelWow-bh7ys
    @TestChannelWow-bh7ys 3 місяці тому +115

    2 games in 20 years, how inspiring

    • @tg5127
      @tg5127 3 місяці тому +39

      Including one which could have been done in six months with Unity, even back then

    • @cicadaknight3048
      @cicadaknight3048 3 місяці тому +20

      I like how he projects himself on others by calling everyone 'mediocre' lol

    • @tommapar
      @tommapar 2 місяці тому +1

      How many games have you put out that even compare to his? None? Then I suggest you take your little fuck fingers you wrote this comment with, and shove them up your ass instead of opening it to spew your envy and stupidity on the internet..

    • @FlamingZelda3
      @FlamingZelda3 2 місяці тому

      @@tg5127 right, you gotta consider if what you're working on is worth the perfectionism. there's definitely a give and take between the quality of a product and how much you're willing to pay for that.

    • @0x20pirate
      @0x20pirate 2 місяці тому

      @@tg5127 Found the delusional non-developer who doesn't even know Braid was built on XNA framework, but thinks a version of unity that didn't even have UI or even 2D solutions would've had the game built perfectly in an afternoon 🥱

  • @MrSomeDonkus
    @MrSomeDonkus 2 місяці тому +8

    In every interview and talk that he gives he always comes across so self reflective, intelligent, humble, and thoughtful.
    In everything outside of those talks and podcasts he seems the opposite.
    Its like when the people he is talking to or addressing arent people he can directly see and hear, he cant help but go full savage mode.
    He takes the whole involuntarily dehumanizing anon people over the internet to the next level.
    Seems like the kind of guy who would have crazy road rage.

    • @petersansgaming8783
      @petersansgaming8783 28 днів тому +2

      He learnt a lesson I learnt way too late: having a genuine discussion with faceless people on the internet without knowing their persona/career/whatever is basically impossible.

    • @MrSomeDonkus
      @MrSomeDonkus 28 днів тому

      @@petersansgaming8783 True. I always start genuine, but as soon as something ive said has been dishonestly misinterpreted more than once, i dont take it personally and get angry, i just make fun of them.
      I will say that in this comment i think that i slightly exaggerated how angry mr blow gets at internet randoms. I think he just lets it get to him more than it would for a normal person is all. Its not egregious.

  • @litadabula6120
    @litadabula6120 3 місяці тому +22

    The Unreal/Unity question cracked me up

    • @okie9025
      @okie9025 2 місяці тому +8

      if he used a game engine he would still be making games

  • @Lin_The_Cat_
    @Lin_The_Cat_ Місяць тому +8

    God I love how fucking flabberghasted Jonathan got when someone had the gall to ask him of all people what his thoughts on the WebGPU API was. There should be no reality where JavaScript is given free reign to access a computer's GPU.

    • @brambasiel
      @brambasiel Місяць тому +2

      Most of people nowadays interact with software through websites. Times have changed.

    • @samiscoding
      @samiscoding 15 днів тому

      Does WASM mean you could have other languages that run in the browser if they can be translated to wasm? Just asked an LLM and it says yes, like C++

    • @MichaelPohoreski
      @MichaelPohoreski 10 днів тому

      @@samiscodingTranspiling has been around for a decade. See _Emscripten._

  • @championsofodin9868
    @championsofodin9868 3 місяці тому +41

    Dude has his period 30 days out of the month

  • @jaylong858
    @jaylong858 2 місяці тому +3

    When I was in high school I was always top of my class in math and in the gifted program. The other popular girls lectured me on how boys don't like girls who are good at math, and how I had to stop begin good at math (or at least pretend). Glad I didn't listen to them, and I was still popular, but didn't notice at the time, because I was too busy with my heavy class load.

  • @NickIsBlasted
    @NickIsBlasted 2 місяці тому +1

    This is just what I needed before hopping into some JS, Jonathan would be proud

  • @feralaca123
    @feralaca123 4 місяці тому +272

    Jonathan Blow talks about productivity but he has launched 2 games in 20 years. He is dismissive of webgpu, yet, Braid could probably run (with good perf) in a browser's canvas object.
    Note: don't get this wrong, I still think he is a programming hero.

    • @globalincident694
      @globalincident694 4 місяці тому +44

      Strictly speaking, he also worked on several other games in that time. He is only credited as *director* on two games (assuming you count the anniversary edition of Braid as the same game as the original).

    • @deadvirgin428
      @deadvirgin428 4 місяці тому

      What other dude said + both of those games are legendary.

    • @chloerose458
      @chloerose458 4 місяці тому +50

      the more somebody talks about how things *should* be done, the less they actually do lol

    • @delcanprobably
      @delcanprobably 4 місяці тому +17

      I strongly doubt the Braid comment. The particle effects in that game alone are beyond what it could even consider rendering, and that's not even considering the technicality of the time manipulation mechanics, including the real-time audio processing, etc. Also, why would we even want Braid to run in a browser's canvas object? Most of his issues with modern software/web tech are about the premise and not whether it works out.

    • @globalincident694
      @globalincident694 4 місяці тому +6

      @@delcanprobably Particle physics might be a problem, but you could always take those out. Time mechanics are essentially just dealing with a lot of stored memory, and are not particularly intensive. There is not too much audio processing - the audio speed changes but that's it, and changing the speed of audio is not particularly intensive.

  • @Muskar2
    @Muskar2 Рік тому +70

    How does this boost your productivity? Because you don't feel alone in hating modern software dogma?

    •  Рік тому +11

      Amen.

    • @Muskar2
      @Muskar2 Рік тому +3

      I'm genuinely asking because I don't know. But upon reflection I imagine this is probably a tough love kinda thing, since he's compared to David Goggins.

    • @tsessarsky
      @tsessarsky  Рік тому +51

      Well, i'm not gonna lie, i make these titles more "clickbaity" so that the videos can get more views and clicks.
      The titles of these videos obviously parody the endless cesspool of "memes" videos with titles of similar format:
      "Memes that will make you X",
      "Memes that made me do Y".
      I often find myself falling down that stupid rabbit hole and in the end feeling more depressed and wondering "why did i watch this?".
      By naming these videos as such i'm making them more "accessible" if that makes sense. So you can relate, you know. So that you can stumble upon this video in the first place and it doesn't get drowned in the abyss of other vids that are so fiercely fighting for your attention.
      But I don't consider your attention or attention of others as something cheap, so I try to put meaning into these videos.
      And the meaning is not in the title, it's in the content.
      The gist of this video (or any other video i make for that matter) is pretty simple.
      Jonathan Blow being a very successful developer says "Software is in decline and stagnating." That statement in itself will already stir up some thoughts in you.
      I don't know how it works, but I believe that there's some secret mechanism by which watching Jon say things like that, you will involuntarily absorb his philosophy, his ideas, his habits even, and therefore get more productive in the long run. So even if this video doesn't increase your productivity directly, it will inevitably affect you in a way.
      I hope that makes at least some sense :)

    • @tsessarsky
      @tsessarsky  Рік тому +7

      @@Muskar2 btw, i have no idea who David Goggins is and why Jon is getting compared to him

    • @Muskar2
      @Muskar2 Рік тому +38

      @@tsessarsky To me, I do like it when smart people are direct and have the courage to publicly say the controversial things they believe. But I still really dislike it when Jon is being elitist and not telling people the reasons for his beliefs so that they can evaluate it for themselves. Saying things like "if that's not obvious to you then you're banned" or generally disallowing "stupid" questions, makes me repulse them. I prefer the Carl Sagan type of person, who assumes the best in other people until the opposite is proved. And I think the inclusive approach is much better at dispelling dogma than arrogant elitism - because I think the appeal will be for his "choir" and for those who are really into tough love.
      The reason I have sympathy for Jon despite of me disliking him, is that it's obviously not his responsibility to fix the industry and to help everyone who wants to be helped. It's a tough job and it requires effort - effort he'd most probably rather spend doing work. Sometimes it frustrates me when he then goes making talks or participate in discussions on Twitter, because that tells me he wants to spread the message, but just don't want to do the work - or that he's in denial about the fact that he's probably actively hurting his own position from the general public's perspective.
      I mean, it's an efficient thing to do talks, but he's being a bit hypocritical about quality because he could spend a lot more time on actually understanding the modern software industry crowd first, and then providing the evidence to disprove it, rather than just making claims.
      And I still don't believe much of what Jon says. I believe many of the specific things he says about things he's done himself, but I don't believe many of his broader claims that sound more like conjecture than informed opinions. Especially when he's talking about people outside the game industry. Everyone is susceptible to cognitive biases like that, but it's just weird to me that the guy who made The Witness - which covers cognitive biases and logical fallacies - is often so unaware of them.
      --
      I had neither heard of David Goggins but I looked him up and I gathered he's a motivational speaker who's into applying military discipline to your life to achieve very high goals - using aggressive language and looking down on mindsets that disagree with it.

  • @Fidolorous
    @Fidolorous 4 місяці тому +6

    I need more of this

  • @AROAH
    @AROAH 4 місяці тому +111

    I love his work, but he must be absolutely unbearable to work for.

  • @MANKEYYEEMAN
    @MANKEYYEEMAN Рік тому +64

    Дизайнер виртуальных головоломок проявляет свое агрессиное поведение на протяжении 5 минут.

  • @lol6434
    @lol6434 11 місяців тому +21

    Damn, i love this guy.

  • @lifelover69
    @lifelover69 11 днів тому

    i start my daily morning workout with this video to boost my mental

  • @lorenzozapaton4031
    @lorenzozapaton4031 4 місяці тому +92

    It's just a programmer being a programmer. At least a programmer who wasn't touched by Rust.

    • @mscholzdev
      @mscholzdev 4 місяці тому +4

      what's the problem with Rust?

    • @salce_with_onion
      @salce_with_onion 4 місяці тому +21

      @@mscholzdev 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

    • @mscholzdev
      @mscholzdev 4 місяці тому

      @@salce_with_onion wtf??????

    • @lorenzozapaton4031
      @lorenzozapaton4031 4 місяці тому +3

      @@mscholzdev
      >what's the problem with Rust?
      CoC

    • @mscholzdev
      @mscholzdev 4 місяці тому

      @@lorenzozapaton4031 thanks, crazy

  • @untimateds
    @untimateds 9 місяців тому +1

    these are certainly the most jblow offensive clips ever collected

  • @Imperial_Squid
    @Imperial_Squid 2 місяці тому +57

    3:00 Jonathan "if you're a beginner fuck you" Blow, the incredibly normal and well adjusted man over here

    • @alphachicken9596
      @alphachicken9596 2 місяці тому +1

      He said "If youre asking how to get started than fuck you." V different
      If you dont have the energy to do a google search and get yourself started then your idea is just a delusion, and the kind thing to do is to dispel illusions.

    • @huehuehue-x3c
      @huehuehue-x3c Місяць тому +31

      If your first thought is to ask a streamer and not use a search engine like a well adjusted person who doesn't rely on parasocial relationships for socializing, you are not cut out for real life.

    • @alergames147
      @alergames147 Місяць тому +6

      @@huehuehue-x3c What's so wrong with asking a real person for some basic guidance? Mfs just are negative for the sake of being negative

    • @SPyoutube42069
      @SPyoutube42069 Місяць тому +3

      ​@@alergames147 you're conflating asking an acquaintance for guidance with asking a public figure a question that's already been asked and answered countless times

    • @satanos6
      @satanos6 16 днів тому

      ​@@alphachicken9596 Comment so based it ascended you to sigmachicken9596 /s

  • @zcizzorhandz5567
    @zcizzorhandz5567 5 місяців тому +7

    I probably wouldn't work for Jonathan. BUT!!!! I agree with every word he said in this video, just wouldn't say it directly to hurt anyone's feelings.

  • @duckhuntergaming4713
    @duckhuntergaming4713 2 місяці тому +17

    Superiority complex has his picture next to it on the DSM

  • @iestynne
    @iestynne 4 місяці тому +9

    I feel extremely motivated right now. I think I'm going to listen to in my daily meditation.

  • @sporefergieboy10
    @sporefergieboy10 11 місяців тому +21

    3:50 LTG Moment

  • @MochaRitz
    @MochaRitz 5 місяців тому +146

    Between all the toxicity and the self righteousness, he has a point with people asking "How do I get into games?" being so separated from what they're apparently interested in, that it's laughable to think they would ever ship a product. There are people who work hard for years on end and still don't make it. If the barrier is a streamer answering your question, then you were never gonna make a game.

    • @MorningNapalm
      @MorningNapalm 4 місяці тому +87

      There is also such a thing as starting at a humble place but ending up in a good one. I find his toxicity overdone.

    • @olbluelips
      @olbluelips 4 місяці тому +28

      It sounds cynical but there’s truth to it. Asking “how to start” is a form of procrastination vs actually starting. Getting over this catch-22 determines your success in basically any hobby

    • @ants7219
      @ants7219 4 місяці тому +28

      getting started is literally by far the hardest part of learning programming / game dev and is probably the only point at which a future game developer would really NEED help. so yeah i guess not only are you wrong but you're basically the exact opposite of right.

    • @bearman_1826
      @bearman_1826 4 місяці тому

      @@ants7219 I started by stealing a graphing calculator manual. It was extremely easy.

    • @raychrash5139
      @raychrash5139 4 місяці тому +20

      Dude, most of the people out there dont get immediately hooked on a hobby, its a pretty reasonable thing to ask about a hobby you have an interest in learning but no direction whatsoever, how else are you gonna develop the love for the field if people are as dismissive as Jonathan."CS Major is a waste of time" yet if people act like Jonathan to newcommers, uni would be the only direction one can have in the field

  • @suddenlee.9
    @suddenlee.9 4 місяці тому +3

    Jeez, what a legend!

  • @teakettle7021
    @teakettle7021 2 місяці тому +10

    Best response to “how do I get into game dev.” So tired of that question, and even more tired of people entertaining it.

  • @therealgunny
    @therealgunny 2 місяці тому

    Thanks for the productivity boost. I am now more productive.

  • @admrotob
    @admrotob 3 місяці тому +1

    It's like he prophesized the Crowdstrike issue hehe

  • @therealshug
    @therealshug 3 місяці тому

    lmao. I'm glad I was recommended this video and learned about this guy...

  • @jacobstamm
    @jacobstamm 4 місяці тому +98

    “Being an asshole is my entire personality” seems like it would get old after a few hours

    • @highestsettings
      @highestsettings 4 місяці тому +21

      Its honestly refreshing in a world where people continually pretend to be nice.
      The thing about someone who will be an asshole to your face is that at least you know they're telling you what they really think. I mean there's a balance, some people are dicks just to be dicks. But this is clearly just coming from a place of authenticity and passion. Something that is sorely lacking lately. I'd much rather hang out with him based on this video than you based on your comment.

    • @jacobstamm
      @jacobstamm 4 місяці тому +55

      @@highestsettings I’m devastated

    • @highestsettings
      @highestsettings 4 місяці тому +11

      @@jacobstamm And that's the kind of predictable reply that I would expect.
      I'm sure Jon Blow is losing sleep over your comment too.

    • @jacobstamm
      @jacobstamm 4 місяці тому +59

      @@highestsettings Okay

    • @alejandrovalenciadiaz7012
      @alejandrovalenciadiaz7012 4 місяці тому +3

      hes just being honest

  • @tripplejaz
    @tripplejaz 11 місяців тому +10

    I'm a visual artist but John inspires me. A fellow perfectionist.

  • @iamarugin
    @iamarugin 4 місяці тому +7

    I think he would do well in Russia. People talk to each other this way all the time there.

  • @midtst0v
    @midtst0v 12 днів тому

    this guy is like the Norm Macdonald of programming

  • @cisar2218
    @cisar2218 11 місяців тому

    Ok, I just found this guy thanks to this video and it's golden.

  • @jeffgonis8975
    @jeffgonis8975 3 місяці тому +31

    The best moment in this video comes at 3:21 where he rattles a bunch of elite universities as being the only places where you aren't wasting your time in computer science and then pauses for a moment and you can tell that the gears are grinding away and then he realizes "Oh shit I didn't go to one of the universities I just listed, which would mean I wasted my time!" and quickly throws in Berkeley at the last moment. Crisis averted! Of course despite Berkeley being one of 3(ish I guess we add CMU) universities in the world that is not a waste of time for CS (get rekt Oxford, ETH Zurich, TUM, U of Toronto, and Tsinghua among others), he still likes to talk about the terrible courses he had at Berkeley. Anyway, I thought it gave a pretty good insight into just how seriously you should take these rants.

    • @paulonormie977
      @paulonormie977 2 місяці тому +2

      Sure, but your insight is just stupid. First you said he's self-conscious about about wasting time on his university, then you said that he also rants about the quality of the courses at Berkeley, so it doesn't sound like he's particularly bothered about shit talking his education. It's fine to dislike the guy, you don't need to do creative writing on what he's thinking to justify it.

    • @nicholasbailey6622
      @nicholasbailey6622 2 місяці тому +7

      Extraordinary level of psychoanalysis on a delay of speech so short I wouldn’t have noticed if it wasn’t for this dumb comment.

    • @okie9025
      @okie9025 2 місяці тому +5

      literally true. Ignore the 2 comments above

    • @Happyduderawr
      @Happyduderawr Місяць тому +1

      I think its funny that he didn't correct himself and list about 200 more universities. Yes, most people who get a cs degree from a 2nd rate university can make something from it. It may not be working at OpenAI, but they can do something. What does J Blow propose that the 99% of cs graduates that didnt go to these 3 univerisities, i suppose? Im all ears to him telling kids how to live their life, lmao.

    • @Happyduderawr
      @Happyduderawr Місяць тому +2

      ​@@paulonormie977 These universities are all pretty similar in their courses really. They only start differing in major ways at the graduate level. He's right that Standard and CMU are prob the best for cs, but you can learn the exact same material at any other ivy league or 2nd rate university. Even the 3rd rate universities will teach the exact same things, but at a slower rate and less challenging problems.

  • @Alex-f3m4t
    @Alex-f3m4t 2 місяці тому

    Good start of the day

  • @villagewizard
    @villagewizard 22 дні тому

    Knee has been slapped.

  • @coolguy69verycool
    @coolguy69verycool 4 місяці тому +4

    Easily the best Jon Blow video I've ever seen

  • @jimnor8817
    @jimnor8817 5 днів тому

    This guy cried in dark room on camera just because Soulja Boy laughed at his game

  • @speedos
    @speedos Рік тому +39

    Man, I don't even like Jon Blow that much, but hearing him dishing "fuck you"s to random people in chat is quite satisfying

  • @thomas-hall
    @thomas-hall 2 місяці тому

    Love Jon so much

  • @izzard
    @izzard 4 місяці тому +1

    I like this guy.

  • @Apocobat
    @Apocobat 3 місяці тому +3

    I USE SVN

  • @anlcangulkaya6244
    @anlcangulkaya6244 11 місяців тому +2

    this is fucking awesome

  • @DevDungeon
    @DevDungeon 25 днів тому

    Jonathon Blow is a younger Eric S Raymond

  • @Cammymoop
    @Cammymoop 3 місяці тому

    This is what i put on to relax

  • @RaZziaN1
    @RaZziaN1 11 місяців тому +4

    I feel like Jonathan "rarely" talks about javascript

    • @okie9025
      @okie9025 2 місяці тому +2

      true, javascript and webdev in general definitely don't constantly live in his mind rent free, producing levels of salt and copium that could power a small city for 2 years

  • @marcusrehn6915
    @marcusrehn6915 11 місяців тому +69

    Starting out with a game dev complaining that open source is not tested enough. That is hilarious to me. Jonathan makes solid stuff, but game devs in general vs open source in general, come on...

    • @z4pp820
      @z4pp820 11 місяців тому +2

      he completely disowned extreme programming in one sentence
      interesting take to say the least

    • @CostaBushnaq
      @CostaBushnaq 10 місяців тому

      Did you play any of his games?

    • @marcusrehn6915
      @marcusrehn6915 10 місяців тому +8

      @@CostaBushnaq id say they are better than most, in terms of bugs. Do you disagree?

  • @aniketbisht2823
    @aniketbisht2823 11 місяців тому +53

    holy shit, I never knew Jon had this side. I always thought he had some "strong" and seemingly contrarian views (most of them I agree with) but this I is golden.
    "Yeah, It will be released to your mom". LOL

  • @budgetjim
    @budgetjim 3 місяці тому

    surprisingly motivating

  • @pixelotix
    @pixelotix 2 місяці тому +1

    This video isn't Phil Fish enough for me.

  • @_slier
    @_slier 11 місяців тому +2

    Damn, im fucking burnt, but i like it

  • @itmeurdad
    @itmeurdad 17 днів тому +1

    Edgelords over 40 are SO badass!

  • @buster9877
    @buster9877 2 місяці тому +3

    Man what a jerk. Why would anyone watch his streams? Braid was cute but short lived and although I really like The Witness It’s nowhere near my top favorite games (and he didn’t develop it he designed it). I’d rather watch someone who can produce various performant games and isn’t so smug about stuff like “knowing math”. Who cares! Seeking perfection is what not to do programming 101. Maybe Jai will take over the scene whenever that comes out. Kind of excited for that but who knows if it’ll release in our lifetimes :P

    • @roadent217
      @roadent217 2 місяці тому +1

      "Maybe Jai will take over the scene whenever that comes out."
      I feel it should have been out 5 years ago already.

  • @dziuaftermidnight
    @dziuaftermidnight 14 днів тому

    Bro thinks he's Dave Mustaine of programming

  • @olbluelips
    @olbluelips 4 місяці тому +2

    Lol this makes me happy

  • @RhysWells
    @RhysWells Місяць тому

    spitting truths here

  • @I_SEE_RED
    @I_SEE_RED 11 місяців тому +26

    this guy oozes insecurity

  • @jhfcdgkxdhfk
    @jhfcdgkxdhfk Місяць тому +15

    "These people don't get anything done" - guy who has been working on a souped up sokoban for a decade

    • @redgek
      @redgek 24 дні тому

      new lang, new compiler, new engine, new game for a decade

  • @enfy1337
    @enfy1337 3 місяці тому

    i love this

  • @antekone1
    @antekone1 3 місяці тому +2

    That... was unexpectedly motivating as hell

  • @ThumpingThromnambular
    @ThumpingThromnambular 3 місяці тому +4

    His answer about how you may not be cut out for making games if you ask it is pretty true.
    I speak as someone who consistently wants to get started, but I don't think i really have what it takes to make it.
    I can program ok and do a good job but game programming requires focus from someone who really wants to do it.

    • @melancholia8826
      @melancholia8826 3 місяці тому +2

      I feel like there are a lot of people who are not actually incapable, but just too anxious to start learning on their own, and so they keep asking meaningless questions, when what they actually need is a boost of confidence to start cooking. Blow doesn't entertain such possibility, or simply does not care.
      Besides, nobody should ever listen to Blow except experienced programmers who know exactly what they want.

    • @cthzierp5830
      @cthzierp5830 2 місяці тому

      If you enjoy making games, or trying to, then keep fiddling and you'll get better at it.
      I understood the comment more as, if you enjoy photography then you'll be out on the streets or nature taking photos, not spending all day on forums discussing gear and Photoshop.
      So I don't think it's a diss of "if you need to ask you're probably not smart enough", we all gotta learn, rather "stop looking for shortcuts and just put in the work, skill will come".
      Source: 30 years in gamedev here

    • @melancholia8826
      @melancholia8826 2 місяці тому +1

      @@cthzierp5830The way you interpret it, I fully agree with the message. My point is that Blow could have definitely phrased that better than he did. Could have said "stop looking for shortcuts" instead of "just quit"

  • @danielgrayling5032
    @danielgrayling5032 3 місяці тому +8

    "'I'm not a math person', fuck you"
    Could not agree more.

    • @cthzierp5830
      @cthzierp5830 2 місяці тому +2

      Just imagine people equally proudly boasting to the world they have trouble reading

  • @saturnFIV3
    @saturnFIV3 4 місяці тому +7

    Whats his beef with unreal/unity? Are they like, too mainstream and corpo?

    • @ttt69420
      @ttt69420 3 місяці тому +3

      Probably because it's scripting at best.

    • @pro.giciel9084
      @pro.giciel9084 3 місяці тому +6

      Because he's a purist

    • @BlazertronGames
      @BlazertronGames 3 місяці тому +6

      Pretty sure he's just upset about answering that same question probably hundreds of times. That's probably 90% of these angry clips you see of him. If you were having a regular conversation with him, he probably wouldn't be so negative and one-sided, but because he's impatient with twitch chat, and has answered similar questions over and over, he gives more blunt extreme/angry answers.
      In one of his older talks, where he's less pissed off, he has a much more reasonable take if I remember correctly, and says that they're decent choices to get started with, and doesn't want to discourage people from using them if it helps them make a game. But he does think that there's definitely a lack of engine programmers nowadays and that that's a bad thing, since who will program the engines if everyone is only used to using an engine? I think he should honestly forgo answering comments like this on twitch if he's going to have a bad attitude about it, because it gives people the wrong impression. It might be entertaining for some, but it's a bit extreme, and not the most balanced takes.

    • @okie9025
      @okie9025 2 місяці тому +10

      because it's reasonable to use a game engine. He, like many other salty programmers, likes to do things the long way simply because he thinks it gives him bragging rights. No, guy, using C to make your website does not make you an elite hacker, it makes you a hobbyist.

    • @ttt69420
      @ttt69420 2 місяці тому

      @@okie9025 Almost every major AAA release has been written in C/CP I cant even think of one that uses Unity. Not to say it's not capable of it, but I wouldn't expect any C programmer to respect what is essentially JS or Lua scripting - from a technial point of view which is what this dudes videos are about

  • @alpergurel2269
    @alpergurel2269 9 днів тому

    I don't know why people praise this guy. It seems like an unhappy man with no work life balance and no chill behaviour.

  • @Stairmaster_
    @Stairmaster_ 3 місяці тому +5

    Thor (PirateSoftware) is like the anti-Jonathan Blow

    • @okie9025
      @okie9025 2 місяці тому +3

      the funny thing is that they have extremely similar ideas very often, yet thor is so much more enjoyable to watch and is much more loved by the community. It's funny how not being a spiky dumb salty prick can get you so far.

    • @theyellowarchitect4504
      @theyellowarchitect4504 2 місяці тому

      ​@@okie9025 lol after the europe online games deal. Thor (PirateSoftware) has literally never shipped a non-mobile game, nor does he have anything worthy (he didn't even really do anything important at blizzard, just Q&A and security)
      Jonathan Blow has released 2 financially succesful games (Braid was technological masterpiece at its time, custom-made engine for rewind and all), and also makes his own data-oriented programming language (autistic)

    • @okie9025
      @okie9025 2 місяці тому +2

      @@theyellowarchitect4504 imo neither of them have ever made anything actually useful, not that I even care. Thor is simply more enjoyable to watch as a content creator because he doesn't have an inflated ego, god complex, or nasty personality, unlike jblow.

    • @roadent217
      @roadent217 2 місяці тому +2

      @@okie9025 He kinda does. Just look at the smug satisfaction when he gloats about banning all the WoW botters during his days at Blizzard.
      Still, at least Thor doesn't seem to be talking down to his audience. At least not in the shorts I've seen of him.

  • @quangtube
    @quangtube 3 місяці тому +2

    clearly crowstrike don't know how to code, they only know how to do security :D

  • @linewizard
    @linewizard Місяць тому

    KingCobraJFS if he started programming

  • @JGComments
    @JGComments 7 місяців тому

    Open Source burns aged well. 😂

  • @MarioVelezBThinkin
    @MarioVelezBThinkin 3 місяці тому +5

    "I mean I don't want them to die. They jump [off the cliff] into ocean water, that is frigid."

  • @MarcinGomulak
    @MarcinGomulak 2 місяці тому +2

    dude acts like our Lord Terry A. Davis... This is truly delusional

  • @FoxFavinger
    @FoxFavinger Місяць тому

    Jon is great! Anyone who thinks he’s brutal needs to try out a blue collar job, or even a sales job, and see how you’re treated when you say dumb things.

  • @EM8844
    @EM8844 2 місяці тому

    need a part 2

  • @FruitSn4x
    @FruitSn4x 3 місяці тому +5

    j blow is a clown

  • @burntt999
    @burntt999 2 місяці тому

    damn i kinda wanted to hear his reasoning for most of these lol

  • @the_dark_byte
    @the_dark_byte 14 днів тому

    Absolutely based takes. 😎

  • @jeffrey5602
    @jeffrey5602 3 місяці тому

    These clips make me want to jump on his stream an ask him how to get started with webdev

  • @TurntableTV
    @TurntableTV 11 місяців тому +20

    I'm not a programmer but I know where he's coming from with these takes. Extremely hilarious.

    • @KushLemon
      @KushLemon 3 місяці тому +7

      Yeah, keep telling that to yourself, till you are at the receiving end. Some people are just broken.

    • @okie9025
      @okie9025 2 місяці тому +4

      makes sense that only non-programmers agree with people like him lol

  • @dynnard
    @dynnard Місяць тому

    Hah these were all great.