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Jonathan Blow clips that made me consider quitting my job for real
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Jonathan Blow: twitch.tv/j_blow Clips used: pastebin.com/HXemZi4Y Funny time is over. It's dead serious now.
Highly offensive Jonathan Blow clips to boost your productivity
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Jonathan Blow: twitch.tv/j_blow Clips used: pastebin.com/ScXMTeKB This video is more on the funny/edgy side of things. In contrast, next video will have the most serious bits i found over the years (mostly about work, career and things like that). So stay tuned for that.
Jonathan Blow clips to watch at 3 hour lunch break at a web company
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Jonathan Blow: twitch.tv/j_blow Clips used: pastebin.com/5uEqR38M
Юзя - игры, программирование, геймдев (подборка клипов)
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Юзя: twitch.tv/uselessmouth Список клипов: pastebin.com/yh00pJgT
Рандомные моменты с твич канала UselessMouth (Юзя)
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Юзя: twitch.tv/uselessmouth Список клипов: pastebin.com/zJnvyMBy

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  • @Wyvernnnn
    @Wyvernnnn 3 дні тому

    Oh he's one of those people who care about the master/main culture war Disappointing

  • @jimnor8817
    @jimnor8817 5 днів тому

    This guy cried in dark room on camera just because Soulja Boy laughed at his game

  • @alpergurel2269
    @alpergurel2269 9 днів тому

    I don't know why people praise this guy. It seems like an unhappy man with no work life balance and no chill behaviour.

  • @ham-n-jam
    @ham-n-jam 9 днів тому

    I fucking love this vid title lmfao

  • @lifelover69
    @lifelover69 11 днів тому

    i start my daily morning workout with this video to boost my mental

  • @midtst0v
    @midtst0v 12 днів тому

    this guy is like the Norm Macdonald of programming

  • @dziuaftermidnight
    @dziuaftermidnight 14 днів тому

    Bro thinks he's Dave Mustaine of programming

  • @the_dark_byte
    @the_dark_byte 14 днів тому

    Absolutely based takes. 😎

  • @LearnValkey
    @LearnValkey 15 днів тому

    Honestly speaking I don't get a rant about Unity. It's a bit like JavaScript for game dev, designed to teach monkeys programming.

  • @crushingthegame
    @crushingthegame 16 днів тому

    this is offensive??? Fuck me, you should hang around with people I know lol. This is tame as shit.

  • @satanos6
    @satanos6 17 днів тому

    Not surprised a majority of the content on this channel is in Russian :) Rhetoric of whoever this guy thinks he is checks out. Next.

  • @rokker333
    @rokker333 17 днів тому

    "100ms ... that's almost as long as it takes to write a character in atom" 🤣

  • @itmeurdad
    @itmeurdad 17 днів тому

    Edgelords over 40 are SO badass!

  • @alexdonger5816
    @alexdonger5816 18 днів тому

    6:33

  • @JohnnyThund3r
    @JohnnyThund3r 19 днів тому

    Man that last part where he said "The people who are really good at programing have no time to explain it to you" hit hard... It really feels like there is just no help on the internet sometimes, and any advice you do get is worse then just figuring it out on your own.

  • @aend.oarphin
    @aend.oarphin 20 днів тому

    that statement about this impostor syndrome bs is 110% factual. it is annoying everytime i see that word on the internet

  • @villagewizard
    @villagewizard 22 дні тому

    Knee has been slapped.

  • @StfuSiriusly
    @StfuSiriusly 23 дні тому

    your mom jokes are highly offensive now?

  • @mySaiification
    @mySaiification 24 дні тому

    Why do people listen to this person at all?

  • @leyshonrr
    @leyshonrr 25 днів тому

    Don't get your hair off mate. Oh. Too late.

  • @geraldpardieux5246
    @geraldpardieux5246 25 днів тому

    dont take productivity advice from a guy who shipped 2 games in 20 years.

  • @DevDungeon
    @DevDungeon 26 днів тому

    Jonathon Blow is a younger Eric S Raymond

  • @caspera3193
    @caspera3193 27 днів тому

    1:50, reminds me of that stupid Simplex Noise patent

  • @nomadshiba
    @nomadshiba 27 днів тому

    why do i stop hitler? 0:50

  • @Garejoor
    @Garejoor 27 днів тому

    This guy thinks he is John Carmack. I would never want to work with a person like this

  • @petersansgaming8783
    @petersansgaming8783 28 днів тому

    His keyboard switches are the reason why I want to be dead now. Blur switches really? You really want to be the average 14 year old 2008 CS sweatass?

  • @codecaine
    @codecaine 29 днів тому

    8:10 😂🤣

  • @codecaine
    @codecaine 29 днів тому

  • @Gome.o
    @Gome.o Місяць тому

    Thanks man, now you've got me thinking about quitting my job. And I'm a fucking Graphic Designer FFS

  • @clementinebedsheets3210
    @clementinebedsheets3210 Місяць тому

    Make a sequel please

  • @jhfcdgkxdhfk
    @jhfcdgkxdhfk Місяць тому

    "These people don't get anything done" - guy who has been working on a souped up sokoban for a decade

    • @redgek
      @redgek 24 дні тому

      new lang, new compiler, new engine, new game for a decade

  • @RhysWells
    @RhysWells Місяць тому

    spitting truths here

  • @dandymcgee
    @dandymcgee Місяць тому

    9:09 finally did me in 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Jamaleum
    @Jamaleum Місяць тому

    I am glad that I never met Jonathan Blow

  • @linewizard
    @linewizard Місяць тому

    KingCobraJFS if he started programming

  • @johnkebabification
    @johnkebabification Місяць тому

    who dat

  • @redhood7105
    @redhood7105 Місяць тому

    ITT lot of mediocre and sad people :(

  • @AngieYonaga
    @AngieYonaga Місяць тому

    Why is he acting so tough when he was literally in tears after seeing Soulja Boy enjoy his game "the wrong way" 😭😭😭

  • @diogeneslaertius3365
    @diogeneslaertius3365 Місяць тому

    Some pretentious cuck who thinks he's something talking offensive shit about his "followers". Nah passing on this one.

  • @bigdumbfatcat2869
    @bigdumbfatcat2869 Місяць тому

    Both games that this guy has made are completely unremarkable, outside of the video game reviewer circle. Nobody gives a damn about Braid or the Witness all these years later, why should i listen to some mediocre dude that thinks he is a bigger shot than he actually is?

  • @ACoolYouTubeChannelName
    @ACoolYouTubeChannelName Місяць тому

    Jonathan Blow is Sean Strickland programming

  • @MrSomethingdark
    @MrSomethingdark Місяць тому

    jonathan blow be annoying af

  • @FoxFavinger
    @FoxFavinger Місяць тому

    Jon is great! Anyone who thinks he’s brutal needs to try out a blue collar job, or even a sales job, and see how you’re treated when you say dumb things.

  • @Wyattporter
    @Wyattporter Місяць тому

    More like Jonathan Blowhard

  • @5bitcube
    @5bitcube Місяць тому

    Fell off my chair with the last one

  • @Lin_The_Cat_
    @Lin_The_Cat_ Місяць тому

    0:37 Jonathan is by no means exaggerating here. I had to use cpplint for a university class once, and it fucking flips shit on you when you type pun like that, but when you use their overly-verbose horseshit syntax, reinterpret_cast<s64*>(it.target_memory), which - keep in mind - DOES THE SAME FUCKING THING UNDER THE HOOD, suddenly it's okay.

  • @Lin_The_Cat_
    @Lin_The_Cat_ Місяць тому

    God I love how fucking flabberghasted Jonathan got when someone had the gall to ask him of all people what his thoughts on the WebGPU API was. There should be no reality where JavaScript is given free reign to access a computer's GPU.

    • @brambasiel
      @brambasiel Місяць тому

      Most of people nowadays interact with software through websites. Times have changed.

    • @samiscoding
      @samiscoding 15 днів тому

      Does WASM mean you could have other languages that run in the browser if they can be translated to wasm? Just asked an LLM and it says yes, like C++

    • @MichaelPohoreski
      @MichaelPohoreski 11 днів тому

      @@samiscodingTranspiling has been around for a decade. See _Emscripten._

  • @bumblingberry
    @bumblingberry Місяць тому

    I like any rant from programmers but some of this is a bit rich coming from this dude just saying

  • @MuteObserver
    @MuteObserver Місяць тому

    Weirdly precise title -perfect title.

  • @nonefvnfvnjnjnjevjenjvonej3384
    @nonefvnfvnjnjnjevjenjvonej3384 Місяць тому

    oh man i love him so much...