1991 Ford Festiva: Regular Car Reviews

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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
  • We review one of the smelled Fords, which isn't really a Ford. The good thing is, if it weren't for this car, the Fiesta wouldn't exist today.
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  • @ottoclave8289
    @ottoclave8289 7 років тому +3006

    The official car of "Here's your pizza".

    • @WolfestoneManor
      @WolfestoneManor 6 років тому +54

      Man I'd love to deliver in this. Gas would be so damn cheap.

    • @Lincolnator721
      @Lincolnator721 6 років тому +15

      cloridan Beauchamps lol not quite so. Chevy sparks throw rods when driving normal. Wouldn't make it to deliver the pizza 😂

    • @MajorSpam
      @MajorSpam 6 років тому +5

      That would be the first Twingo.

    • @davidbaker234
      @davidbaker234 6 років тому +18

      I delivered pizzas in one of these and my coworkers made fun of me but they spent all of their money on gas

    • @FirebirdCamaro1220
      @FirebirdCamaro1220 5 років тому +1

      @@WolfestoneManor I delivered pizza (as a second job) with my old 2014 Mustang GT 6 Speed, the pizza job covered the car note each month

  • @ChristopherCerta
    @ChristopherCerta 7 років тому +1331

    I had a '93 Festiva. I loved it. Got about 42mpg,. I got t-boned at about 5mph, which totaled the vehicle. Afterward my dad said, "I can use the wheels on my wheelbarrow!"

    • @Lincolnator721
      @Lincolnator721 6 років тому +48

      Are you serious?

    • @stantheman9002
      @stantheman9002 6 років тому +59

      I had a 91 Festiva. That gas mileage was the only saving grace for the car.

    • @GunFunZS
      @GunFunZS 5 років тому +65

      Mine was totaled by being rear ended while parked by a drowsy driving doctor in an Acheiva. It bent in the back bumper and wheel well enough to pinch the tire, and bounced me a ways. I was fine. The car was mostly fine. The olds was TRASHED. Engine and trans smashed, Hood buckled. All doors jammed. All glass shattered. Gushing all fluids. Against my advice, my dad bought the festiva back from the insurance company and sawzalled the back of it off, and welded it to the back half of a dead festiva. So it became an even crappier first car for my brothers.
      I loved that thing.

    • @brokenking5044
      @brokenking5044 5 років тому +20

      "I COULD PUT IT IN THA BACK OF MAH PICKUP THRUCK!:

    • @xnopyt13
      @xnopyt13 5 років тому +1

      All Things Cars see, totaled means the cost to fix the damage is more than the market price of the car, so it probably was just so cheap at the point

  • @mondomoleno.3404
    @mondomoleno.3404 8 років тому +551

    This story is kind of long but I hope someone reads it.
    So my Uncle Larry, a 6'3" 300+ pound man, never was interested in cars. When he needed a second vehicle to get to and from work, he bought a Chevette. It died, so after some searching, he found a Festiva for $800. It handled his frame and he didn't look *too* comical driving it. Until the day of my Grandfather's funeral. As our entire family was feeling pretty down, Uncle Larry decided to use his physical stature compared to the size of his car to brighten our day.
    "Yup, I love my little car" he says, with a shit eating grin on his face. "Makes me feel like Mario Andretti every time I drive it!"
    Uncle Larry CHARGES at the car, and in one motion, rips the door open, flings himself into the driver's seat, slams the key into the ignition, and fires the engine. Just after the engine turns over, we all hear a loud "BANG", as both front wheels come flying off the car and roll into the ditch on either side of the old dirt road.

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts 8 років тому +28

      Pfff hahah! What a sight that must have been!

    • @alanhowitzer
      @alanhowitzer 8 років тому +1

      Haaaa!

    • @LouieCastro3
      @LouieCastro3 8 років тому +5

      How?!?

    • @mondomoleno.3404
      @mondomoleno.3404 8 років тому +49

      Louie Castro Apparently the front axles let go, and sheared the wheels (steelies) off the hubs.

    • @alanhowitzer
      @alanhowitzer 8 років тому +2

      Scott Ryman
      Did he fix it? Good story, it cracked me up.

  • @cinahashemi6935
    @cinahashemi6935 7 років тому +207

    it is still produced in iran (2017) and it is sold around 5.5k$ new they're just face lifted and more shity

  • @killbot1974
    @killbot1974 8 років тому +66

    I had a Festiva for a while. It had been rear ended, and was no longer street legal. Instead it became a desert hopper. I beat that car like a rented red headed step mule. Took it places 4x4s said "nope" to. At the end of its life the poor little bastard had almost as many GM, Toyota, and Peterbilt parts in it as Ford. It was a loyal car that did all I asked of it, and more. RIP, my little mule.

    • @partickbarton2016
      @partickbarton2016 6 років тому +1

      I know this is an older comment but could you fit on o fesiva from a pete.

    • @apextide1714
      @apextide1714 6 років тому +2

      How did you get Peterbilt parts into a small car?

    • @buddyparrish4356
      @buddyparrish4356 5 років тому

      Pictures?

  • @WillSamet
    @WillSamet 8 років тому +254

    Thank you guys so much for having me down to PA! I love it!

    • @RegularCars
      @RegularCars  8 років тому +70

      Thanks for bringing it

    • @qifsha_ropt
      @qifsha_ropt 8 років тому +2

      Hey your reply to my other comment was marked as spam for some reason. But yeah I've seen it on so many car subs, never get tired of it though. Lol

    • @WillSamet
      @WillSamet 8 років тому +5

      Haha, thanks a bunch! I love seeing different reactions to it, really cool how varied the responses are.

    • @WillSamet
      @WillSamet 8 років тому +56

      As soon as I get this one put into the bed of my pickup truck

    • @Pyrochazm
      @Pyrochazm 8 років тому +1

      Now I want to see your other Festivas.

  • @christianaugustin7047
    @christianaugustin7047 8 років тому +306

    That thing is THE visual definition of Rice.

    • @luisk6007
      @luisk6007 8 років тому +52

      needs a huge wing and a big amount of negative camber, and BAM perfect!

    • @jus1029ph
      @jus1029ph 8 років тому +40

      Not a Dodge Neon with a tacky spoiler, massive bodykits and NO performance upgrades whatsoever?
      To be honest, I see more effort in this Festiva show car than a ricer.

    • @LOLHICRONO
      @LOLHICRONO 8 років тому +21

      a honda civic with a massive bumper, skirt, and rear bumper along with a GT wing that doesnt fit and cheap chrome wheels is rice.
      this...this is part of another shitty car culture

    • @chillyfingers123
      @chillyfingers123 8 років тому +8

      +jus1029ph show car? he said it was a parts car on its last leg

    • @enigmacovert
      @enigmacovert 8 років тому +1

      That's the point

  • @geoffdearth7360
    @geoffdearth7360 5 років тому +38

    I remember my brother-in-law had one of these as a fuel-saving measure. I think that was when he got pulled over by the Wisconsin State Patrol for only driving 45mph. He did that to save gas. They probably rolled their eyes.

  • @mothman.industries
    @mothman.industries 8 років тому +38

    We need more sub-ton cars. It's magnificent when your vehicle only weights an order of magnitude more than you.

    • @mothman.industries
      @mothman.industries 8 років тому +4

      My Insight is something like 1900 pounds, and it almost makes up for the 995cc engine putting out all of 50 hp.

  • @jefranke
    @jefranke 7 років тому +50

    my ex had one of these. When she dissed my VW fox as a toy car, I reached down, grabbed the wheel well of the rear tire and hefted up until there was daylight under the tire. It was FUN to drive that Fiesta tho.

    • @Kromsmitesyou
      @Kromsmitesyou 5 років тому +5

      No you didn't.

    • @gnp1117
      @gnp1117 5 років тому

      Love the Fox

    • @syxepop
      @syxepop 5 років тому +1

      grendel 59, the last car brought from VW do Brasil... Only tranny in USDM was a 4-speed manual and offered the last 3-door station wagon ever offered in US.

    • @robertgray1811
      @robertgray1811 4 роки тому

      @@Kromsmitesyou Any proof?

  • @clayton8or
    @clayton8or 8 років тому +876

    ILPUDDITINDABAKOFMAHPIKUPTRUK

    • @Koshunae
      @Koshunae 8 років тому +21

      ILPUTTDABAKOFYAPIKUPTRUKINDABAKOMAHPIKUPTRUK!

    • @backfire5449
      @backfire5449 8 років тому +8

      Derrderrderr!

    • @tickthegsx
      @tickthegsx 8 років тому +8

      made me think of the alien bug guy in Men in Black

    • @ishouldgetalif3
      @ishouldgetalif3 8 років тому +2

      PUDDDISONASHIRT! i'd buy it.

    • @williambutt6867
      @williambutt6867 8 років тому +3

      Can we please hashtag this. LOL

  • @camd1774
    @camd1774 7 років тому +126

    It looks like someone from GTA online modded that car

  • @crimsonemperor2134
    @crimsonemperor2134 4 роки тому +28

    I remember this car, my older brother, who was 14 at the time, got one of these for free from someone down the street from us cause it wouldn't start. He had it running within 3 days and ran the ever loving hell out of it. One day he ended up rolling it over into a ditch and got one of his friends with a pickup to pull it out. He kept it for around 4 years until he got bored with it and junked it. Good times, good times

  • @peted.7237
    @peted.7237 8 років тому +27

    The Black Ice air freshener really tops it off

  • @awclark3
    @awclark3 6 років тому +29

    I had one. It could fly . I was doing 90 and scare the crap out of me ! It hit me that I was doing 90 in a tin can.
    But it was the easiest car I ever worked on .
    I did have the stick shift one.

    • @curbozer5006
      @curbozer5006 4 роки тому

      Yeah, the first year offered, it was a four speed stick, but they wised up the next year, and added the fifth gear, which enabled that car to cruise easily and get great mpg.

  • @krashkow
    @krashkow 4 роки тому +6

    "I'm not taking my tail off. It's who I am." Dead center of the bullseye with that one.

  • @bliglum
    @bliglum 8 років тому +15

    The empty refrigerator box sitting on top of a skateboard analogy was good.

  • @jus1029ph
    @jus1029ph 8 років тому +89

    I'm surprised you didn't mention the Shogun.

    • @audiwankenobi361
      @audiwankenobi361 8 років тому +3

      dangit!...I really thought I would be the only one to mention the Shogun in here.

    • @DangerDavez
      @DangerDavez 8 років тому

      Was just gonna say this.

    • @djhero0071
      @djhero0071 8 років тому +12

      I thought the festiva looked familiar. Props for remembering it btw. Jay Leno's Shogun is insane

    • @nknasi
      @nknasi 8 років тому +3

      Jay Leno's Shogun was the top related video on the sidebar for me.

    • @HamRadioCrashCourse
      @HamRadioCrashCourse 8 років тому +7

      Prob because it was a third-party modded vehicle that they only made four of...?

  • @redram5150
    @redram5150 6 років тому +94

    “The Festiva was a...”
    “Shitbox”... that’s the word you’re searching for

    • @CamaroAmx
      @CamaroAmx 6 років тому +4

      K ris deathtrap would work just as well.

    • @dilflife6533
      @dilflife6533 5 років тому +4

      Stfu thats a great car

    • @variousengineering1965
      @variousengineering1965 5 років тому +2

      But its a honest mess of a car

    • @shred1894
      @shred1894 4 роки тому

      Slap some ebay coilovers and a chinese spooly boi and you got yourself a real shitbox

    • @sofielee4122
      @sofielee4122 4 роки тому

      @@shred1894 why stop at just one? got that double whooshey boi action

  • @MikroAnimations
    @MikroAnimations 6 років тому +1

    A bone stock one just went up for sale 30 minutes ago in my area. When I emailed the guy asking if it was still for sale, he said, "Yes. You were the first to ask about it so I'm emailing you back first." LOL 30 minutes in and already garnered some interest. Less than 200k miles, garaged most of its life, and he's only asking $600. I cannot wait!!!

  • @WillSmith-wg4hs
    @WillSmith-wg4hs 7 років тому +69

    This car looks like the american version of "do you even vape bro", and "lets go to taco bell".

  • @Undersea.Glider
    @Undersea.Glider 7 років тому +96

    This video made me get one, its the most fun little car ever!
    Edit: 6 year update. I ended up owning two Festivas, a 91 GL and then a 93 L , both with 5 speed manual transmissions. Kept the latter for 4 years and put over 10k miles on it. It was extremely reliable, all I ever had to replace was the clutch cable and put a set of tires on it. Had a lot of great memories, including driving it 8 hours through the night to attend Festiva Madness 2018. I recommend this car to anybody.

    • @WillSamet
      @WillSamet 7 років тому +13

      Awesome! Join us on the forums, we would love to have you!

    • @Eviljimchicken
      @Eviljimchicken 7 років тому +5

      It's going to be so cool to see this car at festiva madness!

    • @warally1051
      @warally1051 6 років тому +27

      ONE OF US.
      ONE OF US.
      ONE.
      OF.
      US.

    • @MeGetU
      @MeGetU 6 років тому +1

      I have an opportunity to get a Festiva or Tercel... For some reason I'm really drawn to the Festiva, but everyone says Toyotas are a better way to go... What should I do?

    • @haydn-db8z
      @haydn-db8z 5 років тому

      Take two, they're small.

  • @3vann5567
    @3vann5567 5 років тому +26

    "No, I'm not taking my tail off! It's who I am!" Thank's for reminding me of me.

    • @Ty-sm9cv
      @Ty-sm9cv 3 роки тому +3

      Such a subtle reference.

  • @iknewit5678
    @iknewit5678 3 роки тому +2

    "When the sun shines on you more often than not, people forget that you know what rain feels like too" one of the best quotes ive ever heard

  • @qifsha_ropt
    @qifsha_ropt 8 років тому +21

    Hahaha I've seen this dude's festiva all over reddit before this episode.

    • @jr.conroy
      @jr.conroy 8 років тому +29

      Isnt it the top post on /r/roastmycar

  • @georgejacob3162
    @georgejacob3162 7 років тому +32

    Jay Leno has one of these...with 275hp without nitrous and over 300hp with nitrous! It has a 3 litre Ford Taurus SHO engine placed where the rear seats would normally be and it cost $35,000 in 1989 which was the equivalent price of a Porsche 911 back then! 250 were hoped to be produced but only 7 were eventually produced as no-one wanted to spend Porsche money on a Ford Festiva!

    • @Abel-Alvarez
      @Abel-Alvarez 6 років тому

      You serious? Fuck i wish i could've seen it in person that must've been like a legit "pocket rocket" xD

    • @syxepop
      @syxepop 5 років тому

      Abel Alvarez, look for the video (I've seen it and remembered it) in Jay Leno's Garage YT account as "Ford Shogun". It probably is South Korea's answer to the Renault R5 (Le Car in the States) that came in Europe with a rear seat-mounted V6. That Renault was sold at dealers in Europe that way, don't know if Ford or Kia did the same in South Korea or any other Asian Pacific nation.

  • @theEagleBeagle
    @theEagleBeagle 5 років тому +21

    No! I'm not taking my tail off, it's who I AM!

  • @tghbenz99
    @tghbenz99 5 років тому +2

    A coworker of mine just sold his running and driving 1991 Festiva for $150 with 400,000 miles, original engine, original clutch, he was the second owner and had bought it in 1993 at 20,000 miles.

  • @TheRedCap
    @TheRedCap 5 років тому +17

    "Imma putit in da bak o my pikkup truk"
    god I love that line

    • @tommykhong6148
      @tommykhong6148 3 роки тому +1

      i have the urge to scream that phrase when i see a small car

  • @bluegoose03
    @bluegoose03 7 років тому +2

    "No I'm not taking my tail off!! It's who I am!!" Oh man..this hits home. I used to have a V6 1992 Plymouth Duster with a bullet racing muffler and a side pipe exhaust that used to wake the dead. I had a version of that conversation many times.

    • @ulogy
      @ulogy 7 років тому +4

      bluegoose03 Pretty sure he's making fun of how furries supposedly love DDR and shitbox cars.

  • @bige8397
    @bige8397 4 роки тому +1

    In my travels, I spent 10 months or so behind the wheel of a 4 speed, carb Festy. Being in Denver, it had even less power due to the mile high thinner air. In daily driving the only thing that sucked was having the a/c on while in stop and go traffic. There just wasn't any power. This was my greatest challenge, otherwise it was a blast to drive the slow car fast on the highways and interstates. To this day, I still want one.

  • @Yophillips3272
    @Yophillips3272 8 років тому +17

    Reminds me of my 89 Ford Probe, that thing was a beast.

    • @TheTarrMan
      @TheTarrMan 8 років тому

      The Probe was a blast to drive though. I had a 2nd generation myself so maybe I'm being biased.

    • @ZacharyBeland
      @ZacharyBeland 8 років тому +1

      My dad bought a brand new, showroom '89 Probe GT. It was black with the 5 speed and looked so good. He sold it around 2010 because the frame was rusted through. It still ran and drove perfectly with 262,000 miles. He drove it to every state except Hawaii and Alaska. Its still one of the coolest looking coupes in my opinion. Just felt like sharing...Probes are something special.

    • @SPAZTICCYTOPLASM
      @SPAZTICCYTOPLASM 8 років тому

      DO YOU REMEMBER THAT INSTRUMENT CLUSTER?! IT WAS THE FUTURE.
      My uncle had one, it wasn't fast but it was fun, eventually it's engine died though.

    • @TheTarrMan
      @TheTarrMan 8 років тому

      Yup, the LX. I don't think they made any manuals in that trim level though. . . . . I might be wrong about that.

    • @SPAZTICCYTOPLASM
      @SPAZTICCYTOPLASM 8 років тому

      My uncle had a gt the digital dash was an option on all the trims. It may have been standard on lx though.

  • @spazzypengin
    @spazzypengin Рік тому

    About 20 years ago when I was in high school me and a couple buddies took a 91 Festiva off-roading on some local trails. Aside from completely stalling out in a big puddle, it did great.

  • @brucepate4974
    @brucepate4974 5 років тому +2

    I bought one with 20k on it. Sold it with 120k, never had a single problem.

  • @paulhardman2515
    @paulhardman2515 3 роки тому

    I had a white 1991 Festiva that I bought in 1995 for a work car because my commute right out of art school was about an hour one way. It was cheap and good on gas and a surprising little workhorse. I remember folding down the rear seat and filling the hatch with 10 large bags of mulch, a medium size air compressor and a large box of paint supplies so I could repaint my 1969 Dodge Super Bee. The Festiva handled it all no problem. After driving it for 4 years and sold it to a guy and actually made a small profit on it!

  • @chasebh89
    @chasebh89 5 років тому +5

    To put into perspective how light this car is, the engine and transmission alone in my pickup weight just under half of this car

  • @baronvonjo1929
    @baronvonjo1929 4 роки тому

    My great uncle loved these. He was a mechanic and had a garage/ junkyard of old cars. His favorite car of all time was this. He had a graveyard of these like maybe 20? And his pride and joy was one that had been cut down to be a truck. White racing stripes. Fire fighter lights. Etc. Sadly he passed away a few years ago. I believe his grandson is getting it now.

  • @chrisgermo1956
    @chrisgermo1956 6 років тому +2

    I bought a 1990 model new.....fit and finish was good.....drove well, but definitley slow acceleration and didn't like going over 60 mph, which didn't matter too much when the speed limit was 55....drove it to work 50 miles a day, mostly interstate.....averaged about 40 miles per gallon at a time very few got over 30.....did my own oil changes, 3.4 quarts of oil cost less than the filter.....had to get rid of it in 1994 when I got a company car......sold it to a body shop guy who had 5 Festivas for loaner/rental cars....

  • @NotKimiRaikkonen
    @NotKimiRaikkonen 2 роки тому +2

    My mom owned one of these all six years I was in junior high and high school. I hated it. I made her drop me off two blocks away. I would do whatever I could to avoid being seen in it.
    Now I'm 30, and I can't appreciate the cheapness and simplicity of it and kind of miss it...

  • @4formsofMATTer
    @4formsofMATTer 8 років тому +25

    Who watches a RegularCars review at 4 in the morning?

    • @Veegs.
      @Veegs. 8 років тому

      3 d:^)

    • @bmpman
      @bmpman 8 років тому

      ........me

    • @bmpman
      @bmpman 8 років тому

      +QuakerMan me? By AZ I hope you mean Arizona.

    • @bmpman
      @bmpman 8 років тому +2

      +QuakerMan I live in Nashville, Tennessee. The same place where the vagabond falcon came from.

    • @JuanJimenez.
      @JuanJimenez. 8 років тому +3

      +Bmp-man Eyyyy! I live in Nashville Tennessee too man! For real, like I do.

  • @Audiman0aha
    @Audiman0aha 8 років тому +11

    My Subaru Justy Is crying In the corner do to no mention is this video :0

  • @dragonhealer7588
    @dragonhealer7588 7 років тому +7

    Nice work! And got almost all the facts straight, which is very refreshing in a video like this.
    Some day you should review a Festiva done up properly.
    Check out Performancefestiva

    • @WillSamet
      @WillSamet 7 років тому

      He should do V2 when I finish it!

  • @Levan4KGaming
    @Levan4KGaming 8 років тому +71

    how the hell does this pass the emission tests ?!

  • @tmarkoni4951
    @tmarkoni4951 8 років тому +5

    04:47
    771kg.
    that advertised curb weight is still ~90kg heavier than advertised curb weight of perodua kancil

  • @xaenon
    @xaenon 7 років тому

    Boy, you ain't kidding about the size of these things. My brother had one in the 1990s. He came over to visit me one day, and parked his Festiva behind my then-project car, a 1961 Ford Starliner (think 'de luxe version of the Galaxie'). The sight of it reminded of a tugboat pushing an aircraft carrier into its moorings. Seriously, it looked like the car was dragging a utility trailer.
    Of course, that Festiva got almost three times the gas mileage of my barge Then again, I could almost carry a Festiva in the trunk as a spare.

  • @DanoFSmith-yc9tg
    @DanoFSmith-yc9tg Місяць тому +1

    I literally saw a ford aspire like 3 weeks ago, couldn't believe it. Same sun faded red as this festiva too

  • @thomastrotta7859
    @thomastrotta7859 8 років тому +8

    Hey look at that thing, I could put it in the back of my pickup truck!😂

  • @godfreypoon5148
    @godfreypoon5148 8 років тому +20

    LOL Ford Ass-Fire.
    What was it actually called??

  • @driftlesshunter9200
    @driftlesshunter9200 3 роки тому

    I drove a 1990 Ford Festiva L 5-speed manual for 14 years. They changed to fuel injection in 1990. Paid $5,300 for it brand new after a $1,000 Ford rebate at the time. Designed by Mazda, built by KIA, & sold by Ford. Tiny wheels were awesome in snow, & had decent clearance underneath. Rear seat could be completely rolled/flipped forward creating an awesome flat space in back. Never burned a drop of oil. Only thing I didn't like about it was the automatic seat belt that came at you when you started the car. I would buy another one today.

  • @EvilSSP
    @EvilSSP 5 років тому

    I bought an '88 for $600 and drove it for 2 years and it was an absolute blast. I cut the springs and lowered it, put some 1 inch wheels off a Metro on it (because good luck finding 12 inch tires), it was a 5 speed and drove like a gokart. I'd absolutely buy another one but believe it or not finding a decent one is actually pretty hard. The people who have them know what they have. In the end I sold it and got my $600 back out of it.

  • @NameWithheld999
    @NameWithheld999 8 років тому +14

    Jake Slovinski's dad
    LOL

    • @athanagames
      @athanagames 5 років тому +1

      THIS IS THE CAR THAT THE KIDS LIKE

  • @Megarobotsquadron
    @Megarobotsquadron 6 років тому

    Jesus...for my entire adult life i've been trying to remember "all summer in a day".
    Seriously, I read that in the 7th grade and have been trying to remember the name of it ever since.
    How the hell does a car review for a festival solve one of the greatest mysteries of my life?

  • @mediamattersismycockholste562
    @mediamattersismycockholste562 3 роки тому

    I got picked up from the airport in the late 90's by friends who showed up in one of these. Over an hour from SeaTac to Whatcom County. Every minute in the back seat while on the highway, wondering which particular moment the wheels were going to come off.

  • @lsh3rd
    @lsh3rd 8 років тому +6

    I blackend my taillights out so they work less.

  • @custommuscle7603
    @custommuscle7603 2 роки тому +1

    the startup sound at 0:15 had me crackin🤣😂

  • @MisterMcLargeHuge
    @MisterMcLargeHuge 5 років тому +2

    This particular Festiva is the equivalent of a Prince Albert piercing.

  • @gunjunky7520
    @gunjunky7520 7 років тому +9

    Rented an Aspire to drive from Jacksonville to Pensacola. It existed. Worst car I've ever driven.

  • @trentdabs5245
    @trentdabs5245 5 років тому +3

    When I was like 20 I New a girl that had one of them, She drove it like she stold it.
    We uses to get 6 people in it's car and drive to the seawall to hot box it.
    It was funny when after smoking 6 people would get out of this Smokey clown car.

    • @mazda_miata_
      @mazda_miata_ 3 роки тому

      My first car was a manual Civic hatchback, i had it in high school and drove it everywhere. It was a tiny bouncy little car but surprisingly spacious and practical. I got me, my (ex)girlfriend, and 4 of our friends in the backseat with one of them lying across the laps of our 3 other friends, and we went out to get some food after school. I remember approaching an incline and having to downshift into second so I wouldn’t bog down because that poor little 1.6 was so weak. So we got to this nice, upscale, and expensive (expensive for us broke high school students) restaurant and we start climbing out of this tiny Civic like a clown car. Such a fun time, as it was prior to break up. Great car and I miss it dearly. Can’t imagine how a Festiva would be though, that’s a death trap even just for one person inside driving it, albeit a rollercoaster of a death trap

  • @voripeter
    @voripeter 5 років тому

    Geo Metro is about that light too. The 3door is between 700-800 kg. They are called Suzuki Swift here. And they were made here (Hungary), so they are still everywhere.

  • @WookieeMonster1
    @WookieeMonster1 5 років тому

    A friend of mine had one, and I rode in it a couple of times. At 6' 3" and 270 lbs+, I made the car tilt to one side. I had to roll down the window, stick my arm out, and look through the windshield in order to see what time my watch said. A full tank of gas would double its value.
    But, sometimes, it's good to have a basic, cheap car you don't have to care about, and can just run it into the ground.

  • @aaroncostello8812
    @aaroncostello8812 5 років тому

    My buddy used to be a huge fan of these cars, and bought a minty-looking '93 Festiva L about ten years ago. "It only has 33,000 miles on it!" For some reason, it would not run. Would crank and crank and crank. We did a compression test, and it had nearly no compression at all. Weird for 33,000 miles. Maybe the timing belt jumped? I was sitting in the driver's seat and casually took a look at the odometer. It turned out my buddy had misread it. The car actually HAD 330,000 MILES ON IT. Car looked amazing, motor was just plain worn out. Tough cars, indeed...

  • @ThirteenMatt
    @ThirteenMatt 6 років тому

    4:42 Peugeot 106/Citroen Saxo. They have almost the same curb weight, but there was actually some care involved into making them. The chassis is good and they're light enough for 75hp versions to be really fun (put an aftermarket air admission on those and the sound at WOT will be the funniest thing). And they ranged up to 125hp stock, but those were a bit heavier. At the time they were one of the most popular rally car, and still are popular for that kind of use (the sporty versions of course).

  • @marco1173
    @marco1173 6 років тому

    I once owned a '91 Festiva, yellow. I called it the Banana Boat, and it was just about as stable. My friend used to call it Pacman.

  • @seanriley1603
    @seanriley1603 5 років тому

    Regular Car Reviews guy, you are way out there. Do you have bets like “I bet you I can mention Ray Bradbury in my next review”.?

  • @warally1051
    @warally1051 6 років тому +5

    Rewatching because this car died yesterday... RIP

    • @freedom24v86
      @freedom24v86 6 років тому

      Kyle Williams 😔 rip

    • @xan_carman4216
      @xan_carman4216 6 років тому

      I remember when will texted me saying she was dead:'(....v2 is SO much better though and i cant wait to see it in person!!

    • @randomkdm
      @randomkdm 5 років тому

      Kyle Williams What Do You Mean It Died? What Even Died?

  • @XLordLeamingtonX
    @XLordLeamingtonX 7 років тому

    Someone in my apartment building has a 1988 robin's egg blue Festiva. It is parked on the street and has not moved under it's own power in 4 years. It gets towed to the impound lot as abandoned about once a year, and they always go get it and bring it back on a truck. It sits, forlorn, rusting into the pavement. And for some reason has a Club steering wheel lock on it.

  • @juanherrera2859
    @juanherrera2859 4 роки тому

    Aspire reference is so strangely true. I vividly remember Festiva, but my only recollection of Aspire is the name.

  • @thelaughingman79
    @thelaughingman79 7 років тому +23

    and the nicest part of owning this car is....you can put in the back of a pickup truck!

  • @AsekiBekovy
    @AsekiBekovy 8 років тому +13

    My Daihatsu weighs 1587 lbs.

    • @AsekiBekovy
      @AsekiBekovy 8 років тому +5

      ***** a 2000 Daihatsu Mira/Cuore L701

    • @nate1829
      @nate1829 8 років тому

      Aren't you a special snowflake.

    • @chriscole9621
      @chriscole9621 8 років тому +1

      my 1999 Suzuki Alto Works is faster!

    • @AsekiBekovy
      @AsekiBekovy 8 років тому +3

      I like to hang on to economically reasonable cars. It cost me € 700, gets an average 45 mpg and does 0-62 in 12.8 seconds. Got it with 8 tires and a new inspection. 87k miles on it. Of course I could put a turbo on it. But don't need to compensate for my dick :P

    • @chriscole9621
      @chriscole9621 8 років тому

      Aseki Bekovy what's that supposed to mean? have you ever been in a fast car? its alot of fun

  • @jameswalker2722
    @jameswalker2722 7 років тому

    A first generation Honda CRX HF has a CURB weight of 1700 Lbs, and probably a dry weight of less then 1650 Lbs. That's the car I would have if I were looking for a tiny little car the size of a Festiva. But still, that light weight is impressive.

  • @JL-sm6cg
    @JL-sm6cg 2 роки тому

    On a brighter note, my father used to say about these cars, "You need two of them. One for each foot." lol

  • @martingibbons2488
    @martingibbons2488 7 років тому

    The first 20 seconds of this video cracked me up with laughter. Sums up the whole thing really. Great exhaust noise!

  • @MaxW-er1hm
    @MaxW-er1hm Рік тому

    I LOVED mine, I've had an MRS a G35 a Honda Civic SI, a couple of Cadillacs, and the Festiva was the MOST fun to drive around city roads and slower speeds.
    Felt like a much faster lawn tractor in a good way ( on Mountain Roads, the mrs was better. On fast roads the g was better)

  • @frogmonkey6750
    @frogmonkey6750 2 роки тому

    The official car of going to New York and fitting into a parking spot perfectly only to leave directly after realizing that public restrooms haven’t been invented there yet.

  • @caseylemme8080
    @caseylemme8080 4 роки тому

    Holy crap. Hats off for the Pete and Pete reference.

  • @socialityable
    @socialityable 5 років тому

    Was My first car, Replaced the transmission and flywheel on my own. Drove it fro 3 years without a 4th gear.

  • @TheWesman45
    @TheWesman45 8 років тому +10

    UK ford escort MKI is that light and way better...

    • @BritishCommentWriter
      @BritishCommentWriter 8 років тому +11

      And the Fiesta Mk1, the Fiesta Mk2, the original mini. Hell, the Ford Cortina Mk1 was only 787 KG, (1715 pounds).

    • @psirider
      @psirider 8 років тому

      +BritishCommentWriter mg midget is around 1700 as well and the mgb is only A bit heavier at around 1850 or so. So it's not like it's unheard of light.

    • @o0julek0o
      @o0julek0o 8 років тому +1

      +andrew mac yeah, but MGs are basically cancer.

    • @MyILoveMinecraft
      @MyILoveMinecraft 8 років тому +1

      +o0julek0o hmm... Not really. They are fine around corners.. At least the old ones..

    • @alexwoodward390
      @alexwoodward390 8 років тому

      it think maybe it was because in the 60's tiny shitboxes weren't selling well in America. the falcon was as small as you needed

  • @brynclarke1746
    @brynclarke1746 6 років тому

    "When the sun shines shines on you more often than not, people forget that you know what rain feels like too"
    Damn

  • @AatroxSuppMain
    @AatroxSuppMain 5 років тому

    As someone who owned a Mercury/Ford Capri. This car gives me alternator pulley PTSD on whether or not my belts are going to blow on the highway, or im going to find my battery dead after work because my belt slipped off before I parked it

  • @adambernard1404
    @adambernard1404 6 років тому

    "Because scary is fun." Hilarious review. Hoping to scoop one up.

  • @gisjoedotcom
    @gisjoedotcom 7 років тому

    Mm, my 1988 Canadian edition Nissan Micra, four-door 5-speed manual, was 710 kg curb weight. 1.25 litre engine, fifty-something HP. Cruising at 55 mph it would get 60 mpg, but that was imperial gallons. Lasted 360K km, so ~220K miles or so. Had good clearance, so I drove across lots of ploughed fields to my archaeology site digs: when it got stuck, 4 crew could heft it out of the ruts. Fun times.

  • @leksasdf
    @leksasdf 8 років тому +7

    The owner of this car doesn't know what JDM means...

    • @danielmamnev6836
      @danielmamnev6836 8 років тому

      agreed, but what about fords partnership with mazda on this? 😂

    • @leksasdf
      @leksasdf 8 років тому

      Daniel Mamnev Even if it had a mazda badge, it wouldn't be JDM. If it was made, sold first in Japan, it would.

    • @danielmamnev6836
      @danielmamnev6836 8 років тому

      I'm sure you're right, I'm just wondering where he was justifying his stickers.

    • @Birdie_
      @Birdie_ 8 років тому +13

      With a car like that all fucks are thrown out of the window.

    • @departedgardens9262
      @departedgardens9262 8 років тому

      yeah hes just having fun id whip that thing.

  • @Jjames763
    @Jjames763 7 років тому

    Hoo boy. Cars like this are so tempting for the Top Gear treatment. Cheap, and you don't care what happens to it, so you can do whatever mad science you want to it with zero guilt.

  • @danielponder7165
    @danielponder7165 4 роки тому

    My grandparents had one of these as an “around town” car, I honestly feared for my life as a kid in this the handful of times I rode in it...

    • @greendryerlint
      @greendryerlint 4 роки тому

      I rode in one when I was a teen to a concert 100 miles away... through a near-blizzard, on a highway with big trucks. With an inexperienced driver at the wheel. Scary, scary trip, but we made it back alive.

  • @klingonradar
    @klingonradar 3 роки тому +1

    6:41 that is now my new ringtone

  • @keving5240
    @keving5240 6 років тому +1

    I still have my dad festiva back here same color as this one just don’t know what’s wrong with it. I want to get it running for a lil ricer/work car

  • @iliaslamari7315
    @iliaslamari7315 6 років тому +1

    Thats weird because I never heard of the Ford Festiva. In Europe his name is NOT the mazda 121 because that is a hole different car and an sedan! No, also in Europe, just like Korea it's the Kia pride. One of the first Kia's that did sell well in the early 90s in the Netherlands. Nowadays its a pretty cheap reliable banger that you can buy for around €200 until €1000. Over here we have a lot of these pocket rockets. Like the Fiat cinquecento, Daihatsu cuore, Subaru Vivio, Suzuki Alto, Daewoo Matiz.... Are fun to drive cars and cheap to run!

  • @seanmccarthy8311
    @seanmccarthy8311 6 років тому

    Tough car. Beat the hell out of one for a year in high school. Tons of burnouts, reverse donuts, handbrake drifting, raising hell in the woods and fields. Slid into a bridge abutment. That required some spot welding on the front suspension. Besides that, it never broke down. Then I sold it to a friend who continued to beat the hell out of it. He was still driving it several years later when I went back to visit.
    FYI, here's how to spin a Festiva on a frozen lake: Go into a spin with the hand brake, as the car is coming around lock up the brakes and slam it into reverse, floor it, as it's coming around again lock up the brakes and slam it into second gear, floor it and so on and so forth. Watch out for that section where the water isn't quite frozen. For added effect, leave the windows down so snow blows throughout the car.
    Later, in casual conversation, complain about how insurance is so expensive for teenagers. High school was fun.

  • @battlin
    @battlin 6 років тому +2

    5spd festiva will never die it will rust out first

  • @MechRider89
    @MechRider89 6 років тому

    Lol reminds me of the GEO metro I had to drive in high school, flat out 86 MPH the dash boards flapping so bad you'd think it was going to break off. My buddy ironically had a festiva and he was able to get 58mpg out of it

  • @bulbman256
    @bulbman256 5 років тому

    The official car of "Bill get off Fornite and get me more cat food for Mr. cat."

  • @jasperdomacena6491
    @jasperdomacena6491 3 роки тому

    the sedan version of those is just fine 🤔 for an inter town car, or if your work is 10 miles just away from your home.
    pretty damn good milage as well 40-50mpg from a Carbureted 1.3L engine 🤷
    it doesn't get you wet when it rains
    if the A/C works then you don't sweat your ass off when you're stuck at traffic.
    it's not a fast car, or the flashiest on the lot 🤷
    it's just a car that gets you where you need to go without having too much problems along the way
    and it's a learning experience as well, the powerplant layout is so simple, it's like working on a 70s Japanese Econo Car with a 90s body

  • @blooperscooper4478
    @blooperscooper4478 7 років тому

    The original Honda Insight (e.g. my Insight) clocks in at about 850 KG, and it has similar performance numbers. But that's with A/C, super comfy seats, and an *easy* 60 MPG city in real conditions. (One day I'll get a submission email to you)

  • @dante04srt
    @dante04srt 7 років тому

    Hey now. That reference to the Chevy Beretta was low... even for you! Now, damnit, review my 93 Beretta GTZ! It might surprise you!

  • @notaslav
    @notaslav 3 роки тому

    The car seems like an unironically good platform. A V6 engine swap could make this thing go fast. 777 kilos? Sign me up!

  • @HSMiyamoto
    @HSMiyamoto 5 років тому

    Yes, the Geo Metro was comparable. I have never driven such a dangerous car. I spun mine three times, including once at 25 MPH on a city street (did a 270 instead of a 90) and once at 65 MPH. How I am alive to tell the tale is remarkable. I hope the Festiva is more sure-footed than the Suzuki Swift/Geo Metro.

  • @alexscott8736
    @alexscott8736 4 роки тому

    Those harness mounts at the back are wildly unsafe lol. Guess it beats just bolting them to the floor behind the seat and compacting your spine.

  • @paulbrosnan4339
    @paulbrosnan4339 3 роки тому

    That opening 20 seconds really made me laugh

  • @simonfein3095
    @simonfein3095 7 років тому

    Didn't think I'd be getting a book recommendation from a car review.

  • @TekuTaurus
    @TekuTaurus 5 років тому

    some guy that lives like a mile down the road from me owns a car wash and has an obsession with Geo Metros. At one point I think he had like 8 sitting in the lot next to the car wash.