Tim Dillon Hears Israel's Crazy Eurovision Song

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  • Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
  • Eurovision banned Russia from competing because they invaded Ukraine but people aren't happy about Israel advancing to the finals.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 362

  • @Loyal_Lion
    @Loyal_Lion 4 місяці тому +177

    For the first 30 seconds I actually thought that was the legit Eurovision track. 😂

    • @ConstanceWhenever
      @ConstanceWhenever 4 місяці тому +9

      It is, I think he got the karaoke version

    • @autecheee
      @autecheee 4 місяці тому +2

      New Israel National Song? Or New. USA anthem that our kids will be taught in school when the Civil War sequel starts?

    • @alexorozco6120
      @alexorozco6120 4 місяці тому

      How? Are you disabled?

  • @Omniself
    @Omniself 4 місяці тому +181

    The song moved me to tears. And Tim's celenedionesque rendition should be soundtrack to WW4 if there isn't one already

    • @julieterrell1973
      @julieterrell1973 4 місяці тому +3

      🎉❤😊 yep

    • @lodovicoloreti1795
      @lodovicoloreti1795 4 місяці тому +7

      Yes or yes

    • @Loyal_Lion
      @Loyal_Lion 4 місяці тому +6

      What about WW3? Did it happen already and no one told me about it? 🤔

    • @jairkerker2821
      @jairkerker2821 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Loyal_LionThat's the whole idea behind defcon 6.

    • @kennybachman35
      @kennybachman35 4 місяці тому

      @@Loyal_Lion2001-2021. It usually takes a few decades to be officially declared a “world war”.

  • @helpis0ntheway
    @helpis0ntheway 4 місяці тому +111

    It really picks up with, Do you like the taste of my gun. So hauntingly beautiful.

  • @podespault
    @podespault 4 місяці тому +115

    This is better than 90% of what my gf listens to

    • @BOZ_11
      @BOZ_11 4 місяці тому +13

      Don't lie, it's 100%

    • @louprado8319
      @louprado8319 4 місяці тому +14

      Please sneak it into her playlist and report back.

    • @podespault
      @podespault 4 місяці тому +6

      @@louprado8319 I can already report that she'd listen to about 3 seconds and freak out 🤪

    • @hamishgaffaney5323
      @hamishgaffaney5323 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@podespaultwoman be like that 🤷‍♂️

    • @usefulprogrammer9880
      @usefulprogrammer9880 4 місяці тому +2

      Fun fact I broke up with a woman because she didn’t appreciate the pigs humor

  • @cojac6SMG
    @cojac6SMG 4 місяці тому +53

    I haven’t laughed this hard in a long long time

  • @ALAL101
    @ALAL101 4 місяці тому +100

    I want to see Tim on Eurovision

  • @saltyapostle44
    @saltyapostle44 4 місяці тому +47

    That song is better than anything I've heard from Taylor Swift.

  • @bigpictureguys8415
    @bigpictureguys8415 4 місяці тому +28

    I’d respect Israel more if they just went with Tim’s song for Eurovision

  • @raggedlionpress2024
    @raggedlionpress2024 4 місяці тому +85

    Beautiful voice Tim

  • @playingcasually
    @playingcasually 4 місяці тому +167

    This is not even satire, Eurovision songs are all terrible and rated based on politics of the year

    • @thepro08
      @thepro08 4 місяці тому +9

      its based on coutries and their hatred ... also very strong push for....... alternative lifestyles.... while they fund single men from muslin countries..... basicly if you are not..... alternative you dont win, even if you are the best.

    • @FourthExile
      @FourthExile 4 місяці тому +10

      @@thepro08 it's the usual: thing + make it gay = it's better now and you'd better like it..

    • @lenny_lax
      @lenny_lax 4 місяці тому +2

      Waterloo and Fairytale were great

    • @jairkerker2821
      @jairkerker2821 4 місяці тому +4

      As a European I can confirm 100%.

    • @makinnewcounts6676
      @makinnewcounts6676 4 місяці тому

      ​@@jairkerker2821No offense but pls go back to Europe or become American

  • @TeeteringTod
    @TeeteringTod 4 місяці тому +138

    Shout out to Bambi Thug.
    The biggest Irish sensation since the wave of chlamydia that hit Cork last year.

    • @madheremadthere4616
      @madheremadthere4616 4 місяці тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @fearlessAx
      @fearlessAx 4 місяці тому

      Literally just a satanic ritual... from the catholic country?....

    • @PeteCannellasSound
      @PeteCannellasSound 4 місяці тому

      I think I’d rather hear chlamydia seeping into the pores of a homeless man

    • @briiigiiijaureguiii
      @briiigiiijaureguiii 4 місяці тому +5

      HOLY SHIT.
      [Standing ovation.]

    • @bigol9223
      @bigol9223 4 місяці тому

      globalist gutter culture

  • @ahmedhamed1092
    @ahmedhamed1092 4 місяці тому +38

    What the hell! That was incredibly tasteful and heartwarming

  • @marketteers
    @marketteers 4 місяці тому +40

    Tim would make a great “Meatloaf”. But for real I would love to see the meatloaf movie starring Tim Dillon 😂

    • @kirabarsmith9353
      @kirabarsmith9353 4 місяці тому +2

      That's a brilliant idea. Who wouldn't want to see that?

    • @eemoogee160
      @eemoogee160 4 місяці тому +1

      Meatloaf 🥩 🍞 would sing the (bat out of) hell out of this song.

    • @musa2732
      @musa2732 4 місяці тому

      Need fo crowd fund this

  • @gglav7170
    @gglav7170 4 місяці тому +19

    I did not see that coming 😮I nearly passed out. I think I injured a rib

  • @isaiahboffill5692
    @isaiahboffill5692 4 місяці тому +35

    What a beautiful song truly give this man a Grammy award now

  • @dr.decker911
    @dr.decker911 4 місяці тому +103

    Western propaganda the award show

  • @johnmiller5679
    @johnmiller5679 4 місяці тому +20

    Sounds like a winner to me. The only problem with the song is it’s too cryptic and hard to figure out what exactly the song is trying to say.

    • @andrewk7199
      @andrewk7199 2 місяці тому +4

      It's about having a homosexual relationship with your own father. At least that was my interpretation.

  • @andrewwall4155
    @andrewwall4155 4 місяці тому +52

    Tim Dillon is Taylor Swift for log cabin Republicans. Yes or yes?

    • @FinkyStingers-fr2jq
      @FinkyStingers-fr2jq 4 місяці тому +14

      we wish him well

    • @Omniself
      @Omniself 4 місяці тому

      No and No. Tim is too straight, and fat, for those Log Cabin boys. We ... I mean they want androgynous twinks and we ... I mean they want it now!!

    • @MisunderstoodSpaceMarine
      @MisunderstoodSpaceMarine 4 місяці тому +14

      It’s a real knife fight out there. You gotta find your niche.

    • @sivur
      @sivur 4 місяці тому

      Im'a clap yo mammy

  • @choobplaya
    @choobplaya 4 місяці тому +42

    Soon Tim will have a record deal at Warner Bros

  • @JB-mf4km
    @JB-mf4km 4 місяці тому +15

    I can’t stop listening to the song lmao I’m on day 2

  • @Spicy_guero
    @Spicy_guero 4 місяці тому +48

    This is god tier comedy/satire

    • @andrewk7199
      @andrewk7199 Місяць тому

      What do you mean? That's the song.

    • @KomeFits
      @KomeFits Місяць тому

      Literally

  • @wil404
    @wil404 4 місяці тому +10

    I didn't know Israel was in Europe.

  • @realdoomsdaybeast
    @realdoomsdaybeast 4 місяці тому +11

    I've listened to Tims song way too many times.

  • @amounifnd
    @amounifnd 4 місяці тому +9

    Im in tears, of laughter over something so sad. Tim really set me up lol and I should of known. That song pretty much sums up the Israeli War Cabinets position since October 8.....

  • @zachschulz7547
    @zachschulz7547 4 місяці тому +19

    Art is art 💯

  • @SensoryAlchemy
    @SensoryAlchemy 4 місяці тому +11

    Thank you Tim for making me laugh out loud in these heavy and dark times

  • @SilverLumberjack
    @SilverLumberjack 4 місяці тому +12

    Tim showing off the golden pipes. He really gives Taylor Swift a run for her money.

  • @Cristianocr7suiii
    @Cristianocr7suiii 4 місяці тому +12

    Hey tim, I watch your show from overseas and by now i have finished every podcast you did on this channel. Now i ran out of episodes so now im going to subscribe to your patreon i hope you get wild in your speech in there.
    Once like you said when i hear your voice i hear sound of freedom.
    Good luck man. Yes or Yes

  • @6bombel6
    @6bombel6 4 місяці тому +8

    Tim singing is such a cartman move

  • @tyroneginsburg577
    @tyroneginsburg577 4 місяці тому +5

    isn't Israel in the middle east?

    • @ownedbymykitty270
      @ownedbymykitty270 4 місяці тому +1

      Yes but they’re also in Europe and in America. They’re also white and minority. They’re rich and also oppressed. They have power over everyone yet are eternal victims.

  • @danielalvarez2917
    @danielalvarez2917 4 місяці тому +7

    Looool tim dillon is a real life incarnation of cartman, even with the singing

  • @JoshuaFerrell-q6k
    @JoshuaFerrell-q6k 4 місяці тому +21

    Will Ferrell made a movie about it, it’s called Eurovision lol

    • @joes2144
      @joes2144 4 місяці тому

      Hilarious movie! 😅

  • @MrBenfranz
    @MrBenfranz 4 місяці тому +11

    Oh gosh Tim's "cut" of Hurricane was hysterically funny.

  • @420mexicana
    @420mexicana 4 місяці тому +13

    I did not know this guy can sing

  • @Tommysimonsen
    @Tommysimonsen 4 місяці тому +40

    The gay mafia took over this show 20-30 years a go. Don`t think they had a hit song in the show even since. You might think it was a hit but zero records sold.

    • @WestSideGorilla1980
      @WestSideGorilla1980 4 місяці тому

      Butt cowboys

    • @MrGregglesC
      @MrGregglesC 4 місяці тому +4

      Cause they've had one lgbtq winner? I thought Tim Dillon fans would be smarter than this

    • @Tommysimonsen
      @Tommysimonsen 4 місяці тому +4

      @@MrGregglesC You must be born yesterday.

    • @MrGregglesC
      @MrGregglesC 4 місяці тому +5

      @@Tommysimonsen No I just have my own brain and I'm not easilly manipualted by social media narratives

    • @Tommysimonsen
      @Tommysimonsen 4 місяці тому +6

      @@MrGregglesC The show don`t allow politics, except the LGBT flag, riddle me that batman.

  • @coreyjones2666
    @coreyjones2666 4 місяці тому +7

    Tim has the voice of an angel 😇

  • @diunx
    @diunx 4 місяці тому +6

    Why is Israel doing on EUROvision anyway?

    • @thenablade858
      @thenablade858 4 місяці тому +1

      Australia is there. Nothing makes sense anymore.

    • @briiigiiijaureguiii
      @briiigiiijaureguiii 4 місяці тому

      You know...
      They're just doing all the best and most moral things as they usually do.
      You know good 'ol Israel.

  • @DavidWolfehart
    @DavidWolfehart 4 місяці тому +6

    My new fave song 😊

  • @mrclean405
    @mrclean405 3 місяці тому +2

    Only 37 thousand views is a war crime.

  • @smaniz
    @smaniz 4 місяці тому +2

    I kkkkkryed listening to Israels song. What a banger!

  • @FourthExile
    @FourthExile 4 місяці тому +6

    absolute banger

  • @AverageRecords
    @AverageRecords 4 місяці тому +2

    While I absolutely agree that the music at EV is utter garbage, it does not represent European music at all. There is so much great music in Europe, it just doesn't get picked by these "wonderful" people to be represented at the EVSC. Really, a lot of Europeans don't hold American music in such high regard either tbh. Of course major label artists are liked by many people because they are kinda lowest common denominator productions, but Europe has a lot to offer, it's just not as readily accessible being pushed on high rotation on radio / TV / online by the money machine that the recording industry these days. Everyone has access to recording and production equipment, both the best and worst thing about music in this decade 😄

  • @TheVisitorSNAFU
    @TheVisitorSNAFU 4 місяці тому +3

    I want this song

  • @piginsurgent
    @piginsurgent 4 місяці тому +3

    This quality content is reminiscent of 2018-2020 Tim 🥺🥺

  • @jairkerker2821
    @jairkerker2821 4 місяці тому +4

    F Don Johnson, f John Belushi: when Dillon takes off his glasses it means something.

  • @whitters1980
    @whitters1980 4 місяці тому +3

    Tim is a genius

  • @MrDrunkNFunky
    @MrDrunkNFunky 4 місяці тому +37

    Songs don't kill people. Tim kills people.. (with laughter)

    • @BLIVEit
      @BLIVEit 4 місяці тому +1

      well his channel died so I guess he killed that too

    • @BOZ_11
      @BOZ_11 4 місяці тому

      @@BLIVEit over 600k subs son. 1 milly soon, salty boi

    • @BLIVEit
      @BLIVEit 4 місяці тому

      @@BOZ_11 not even salty, just looking at the views.

    • @magnusvontripplehorniii
      @magnusvontripplehorniii 4 місяці тому

      Tim Poole beanie kills

    • @texasoilfields
      @texasoilfields 4 місяці тому

      You can drop the parentheses Aaron, we’re comedy fans.

  • @angelikazajac9885
    @angelikazajac9885 4 місяці тому +1

    I will be honest as European I have never watched Eurovision in my life 🤣 no person performing on this show is actually famous in their country.
    This contest stopped being normal after 2000.😅

  • @UnbelievablyGauche
    @UnbelievablyGauche 4 місяці тому +4

    “Can we play any of these songs?”
    “It’s copyrighted”
    I swear I’ve seen a million of reaction channels which play songs only stopping to comment occasionally.
    Being misinformed really ruined this video.

    • @guerrita6878
      @guerrita6878 4 місяці тому +1

      I think he is worried about the vid getting demonetized. Not that the video would Be taken down

    • @NearlyH3adlessNick
      @NearlyH3adlessNick 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@guerrita6878 Yes, and that eurovision song isn't going to hurt his chances at monetising this _At _*_ALL_*

  • @Frank-jg4tq
    @Frank-jg4tq 4 місяці тому +3

    I think Tim sounds really bloody good at 8:18 ONG

  • @alfred8294
    @alfred8294 4 місяці тому +4

    Funny and saddening at the same time.

  • @eemoogee160
    @eemoogee160 4 місяці тому +4

    7:05 The Song 🎵

  • @OTOUM108
    @OTOUM108 4 місяці тому +2

    Why is israel 🇮🇱 in “EURO VISION “ when they’re supposedly middle eastern , makes you think huh 🤔 👀

    • @christophergolla775
      @christophergolla775 4 місяці тому

      They are White Khazars from Slavic countries. Hence every Prime Minister changing their names to sound more middle eastern. It is fitting that Israel enters Eurovision

  • @guerrita6878
    @guerrita6878 4 місяці тому +4

    That song goes hard

  • @WeezyApologist
    @WeezyApologist 3 місяці тому +1

    8:52 when he said “I’ll burn you in my house” it actually sounded pretty good.

  • @joshuagoldstein8116
    @joshuagoldstein8116 4 місяці тому +2

    Watching Tim turn into Peter Griffin is oddly satisfying.

  • @impoundedkota
    @impoundedkota 4 місяці тому +3

    JFC that hurt, omg, just the look on his face during the song just, i'm dead. It's a crime, you should be the host of the daily show.

  • @user-er4xo2zl4r
    @user-er4xo2zl4r 4 місяці тому +13

    You know Isreal is a monster when Tim is coming after them 😂

  • @declin_ro3823
    @declin_ro3823 4 місяці тому +5

    i haven’t laughed so good in ages

  • @gentle8738
    @gentle8738 4 місяці тому +1

    That was a truly stunning song. And also, f hamas. Team Iz

  • @ddaman5764
    @ddaman5764 4 місяці тому +1

    Not funny considering children are actually dying.

  • @kernalsanders24
    @kernalsanders24 4 місяці тому +9

    Tenacious D means Tim Dillon

  • @ALLrobotsAreSad
    @ALLrobotsAreSad 4 місяці тому +7

    It’s ironic how Tim’s cadence is like an AM right wing talk radio host.

    • @Loyal_Lion
      @Loyal_Lion 4 місяці тому +3

      Pretty sure he's said that rightwing radio is a huge influence of his.

  • @NearlyH3adlessNick
    @NearlyH3adlessNick 4 місяці тому +1

    Look.... I get the controversy, but can we get honest in this comment section for just a second??
    Hurricane should've won. That was a banger.

  • @michellew6045
    @michellew6045 4 місяці тому +3

    He definitely has pipes

    • @michellew6045
      @michellew6045 4 місяці тому

      I keep coming back to this it’s sooooo freakin funny

  • @iluvdogs8560
    @iluvdogs8560 4 місяці тому +4

    Tim can sing!

  • @goobah6072
    @goobah6072 4 місяці тому +2

    That song is badass😂😂😂😂

  • @WannabeSparky
    @WannabeSparky 4 місяці тому +2

    This might be one of the funniest things I've ever heard

  • @noahokayama3825
    @noahokayama3825 3 місяці тому +1

    The song was incredible. She needs to release this version immediately.

  • @mrclean405
    @mrclean405 3 місяці тому +1

    I have this memorized now and everyone at work thinks im a psycho now 😂

  • @katherina7741
    @katherina7741 4 місяці тому +1

    Irish person here, my gay friend told me that the Eurovision was his "Gay Olympics" 😂

  • @jaredwillard3022
    @jaredwillard3022 4 місяці тому +1

    What I love about this is that it wouldn't be satire if this was a song from a guy in gaza lol there were probably hostages from Israel being asked the same questions from your song lol

  • @randyjones4464
    @randyjones4464 4 місяці тому +1

    This sounds like Charles Manson on ecstasy from his therapist.😮

  • @sacredcow61
    @sacredcow61 3 місяці тому +1

    I unironically like this song

  • @nevadaromo9011
    @nevadaromo9011 4 місяці тому +1

    I think we can make this number 1 on Spotify lol

  • @AgitpropPsyop
    @AgitpropPsyop 4 місяці тому +1

    That song was moving, I’m a Zionist now

  • @PeteCannellasSound
    @PeteCannellasSound 4 місяці тому

    Italy had the best performance. I’m not saying that because my ancestry is Italian. It was the only one that was beautiful, energetic, sexy, and actually good. All the other stuff was weird and lame. I feel like the pastier you are, the worse your music is.

  • @liveox9
    @liveox9 3 місяці тому +1

    I was walking the dog listening to this and I had a first. I was laughing so hard during this song that I not only peed my pants, but I also shit myself.

    • @AsifKhan-hf9zy
      @AsifKhan-hf9zy 2 місяці тому

      the problem is not with the song mate..........
      as much as you d like to put the blame on it.......
      seek medical help or get into diapers......

  • @iy3165
    @iy3165 4 місяці тому +1

    If you don't need a hug after this song, something is seriously wrong with you....

  • @vai82
    @vai82 4 місяці тому +1

    I see what you did there

  • @Mooodzone
    @Mooodzone 4 місяці тому +1

    The song at the end was straight out of South Park Randy aka Lord . Ye yea yea feeling good 🤣🤣

  • @FixionMusic
    @FixionMusic 4 місяці тому +1

    I thought you were an original... I'm finding you are using comical tactics from regular people speaking. I'm disappointed.

  • @julieterrell1973
    @julieterrell1973 4 місяці тому +2

    I just want to watch the news with Tim, DAILY AND ALL OF IT!

  • @Nate-ys9pq
    @Nate-ys9pq 3 місяці тому +1

    This was brilliant

  • @johnmcdonald1237
    @johnmcdonald1237 4 місяці тому +1

    You had me even up to a minute into that song..I'm from Europe I know the Eurovision well.. didn't watch this year.

  • @mannyc7187
    @mannyc7187 4 місяці тому +1

    The remix with Ray Kump would be amazing !

  • @aaronmorris3965
    @aaronmorris3965 4 місяці тому +1

    A real life Cartman.

  • @mjjackson16
    @mjjackson16 4 місяці тому +3

    I'm a painter and I stroked out at this dudes home and dropped my brush on his floor when I heard this. This is the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life.

  • @dr.triceps
    @dr.triceps 4 місяці тому +1

    😂😂😂😂 Sad but true

  • @Duncan.Terrace
    @Duncan.Terrace 4 місяці тому +3

    Hilairious Israel song but I hope Tim knows it's a parody 😂

  • @BethBirdFan
    @BethBirdFan 4 місяці тому +3

    Omg, Tim's words sound exactly like Hamas' charter - he really hit the nail on the head!

  • @TejrnarG
    @TejrnarG 4 місяці тому

    LOL, this was a good one! But please don't take Euro Vision as a marker for how bad European music is. It is at this point a pure political show, which has nothing to do with the quality of music coming out of Europe. But I do agree that a lot of music from Europe is just copy-pasta of American styles, which is sad.

  • @bubblesmageefrompoughkipse7104
    @bubblesmageefrompoughkipse7104 4 місяці тому

    Holy shit Batman that purple demonic gal-like hell fawn thing is scary AF.
    Okay I'm not well at all...I don't know what to say...kill me again after you have killed me the first time...that song is so sad and so awful

  • @joshualee8544
    @joshualee8544 4 місяці тому +1

    7:17

  • @neirinski
    @neirinski 4 місяці тому +1

    You can’t fool us Timothy! That’s YOU singing the english karaoke version of the REAL song! 💀

  • @CharlesWensington-oo5tc
    @CharlesWensington-oo5tc 4 місяці тому +1

    ladies and gentlemen I give you the triple threat

  • @chlorophyllmorelikeboraphy6874
    @chlorophyllmorelikeboraphy6874 4 місяці тому

    I mean, check out Israelis media and you’ll hear some version of this song playing somewhere. Only difference is Tim’s voice is actually nicer.

  • @ohad1507
    @ohad1507 3 місяці тому

    Absolutely hilarious! Love you tim. Love my country even more. Am yisrael hai! 🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱

  • @LeonardTyson
    @LeonardTyson 4 місяці тому +1

    has anyone ever seen bambi thug and tim dillon in the same room together?

  • @UncleDiddles
    @UncleDiddles 4 місяці тому +1

    new ringtone at 9:05