Jerma's Red Dead Meltdown

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  • @genericusername8632
    @genericusername8632 2 роки тому +10105

    "Anyone can go insane with just one bad day"
    This was Jerma's bad day

    • @ianmainline3030
      @ianmainline3030 2 роки тому +292

      This is going to be his tenth joker arc this week

    • @Kazuhira2249
      @Kazuhira2249 2 роки тому +49

      this was the beginning of the sus guy persona

    • @franciasii2435
      @franciasii2435 2 роки тому +34

      Who's jerma?
      You're not talking about that famous internet persona of Jeremy Scoutson known as 'The Sus Guy', are you?

    • @Matt_19-89
      @Matt_19-89 2 роки тому +12

      The killing xBox game

    • @dawavve
      @dawavve 2 роки тому +5

      so this is why he's like this

  • @Raggmunk81
    @Raggmunk81 2 роки тому +11779

    You missed the final punchline when he played it on Playstation and the console turned the game off because his internet was too bad.

    • @jeremy985clips3
      @jeremy985clips3  2 роки тому +2051

      Saving it up for a rainy day

    • @juntoringo
      @juntoringo 2 роки тому +863

      @@jeremy985clips3 we’re drowning in rain, throw us this lifeline

    • @Platitudinous9000
      @Platitudinous9000 2 роки тому +471

      "game streaming is the future!"

    • @xavierbenitez1071
      @xavierbenitez1071 2 роки тому +159

      @@jeremy985clips3 currently in a thunderstorm

    • @Sky_darts
      @Sky_darts 2 роки тому +89

      @@jeremy985clips3 the storm is approaching me

  • @whytide.
    @whytide. 2 роки тому +6247

    "I JUST WANNA STREAM RED DEAD REDEM- *offline* " got me

  • @Appleguy
    @Appleguy 2 роки тому +8770

    You can tell he's mad because the Boston accent leaks through

    • @naenae669
      @naenae669 2 роки тому +417

      Jerma is scout confirmed 😱😱😱

    • @reinieden2379
      @reinieden2379 2 роки тому +29

      Relatable

    • @NotoriousTim
      @NotoriousTim 2 роки тому +120

      Is he actually from Boston? I thought Star said something about Jerma lying about that.

    • @reinieden2379
      @reinieden2379 2 роки тому +123

      @@NotoriousTim yeah he is

    • @ghostpants7344
      @ghostpants7344 2 роки тому +198

      @@NotoriousTim yeah he’s actually from Ohio

  • @lagspike7763
    @lagspike7763 2 роки тому +8083

    “I screamed in the car I SCREAMED I SCREAMED”
    OK DEAR GOD JERMA I BELIEVE YOU

    • @sheeperskipps
      @sheeperskipps 2 роки тому +71

      felt the same wAY

    • @derpdud
      @derpdud 2 роки тому +174

      i just imagine that one jesse scene from breaking bad

    • @TheRealityWarper08
      @TheRealityWarper08 2 роки тому +89

      @@derpdud
      "HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!"

    • @mellowmelly9258
      @mellowmelly9258 2 роки тому +29

      LISTEN TO MY VOICE

    • @badfitz66
      @badfitz66 2 роки тому +48

      imagining Jerma driving home from Walmart like Jesse when he escaped the nazi compound at the end of breaking bad

  • @brando847
    @brando847 2 роки тому +4042

    i love that the blue screens seemed to happened right as he’s about to go nuclear

    • @justhere4637
      @justhere4637 11 місяців тому +39

      ​@MrShitPantTO ASH AND DUST.

    • @maxdos404
      @maxdos404 11 місяців тому +19

      Jerma is Soldier boy

    • @TheBloodyMatey
      @TheBloodyMatey 10 місяців тому

      ​@@justhere4637I WIPE MY ASS AND I SLAP MY NUTS

    • @crackedemerald4930
      @crackedemerald4930 10 місяців тому +25

      The console got scared

    • @justhere4637
      @justhere4637 10 місяців тому +2

      @@crackedemerald4930 Of Jerma.

  • @venussdani5714
    @venussdani5714 2 роки тому +7659

    i've actually never seen him this unironically angry like i felt the anger emenating from this video

    • @jeg312
      @jeg312 2 роки тому +98

      looked angrier in the elden ring malenia fight

    • @ZillaYT.
      @ZillaYT. 2 роки тому +77

      Have you watched his first sims 4 stream?

    • @Reac2
      @Reac2 2 роки тому +286

      Jerma is currently in your room. You have 985 seconds left. Good luck

    • @volnartheunforgiving3952
      @volnartheunforgiving3952 2 роки тому +131

      Guys, his previous game rage might have been a bit more apparently dramatic, but this was like the most frustrating series of events he could possibly experience, the rage in this video overall is probably higher than any of his other rage, and he describes being purple faced and screaming
      This is also the only time I can remember where he physically damages a device out of anger

    • @TheGudboi
      @TheGudboi 2 роки тому +74

      @@volnartheunforgiving3952 The Simpsons Hit and Run stream definitely sounded like he fucked up a controller lmao

  • @benschannel9065
    @benschannel9065 2 роки тому +7531

    The fact that his system bluescreened mid-rant as if his technology doesn't want to give him the light of day. Honestly Jerma's comedic timing as a streamer is insane. Even when he doesn't intend it to be a bit it's like the universe sets him up for a good punchline.

  • @Creature665
    @Creature665 2 роки тому +4308

    This is the epitome of "just one of those days"
    Poor little fella

    • @peterprime2140
      @peterprime2140 2 роки тому +63

      Emphasis on the "little".

    • @jacoblebold8462
      @jacoblebold8462 2 роки тому +76

      You think he’s a poor little fella? You don’t want to know what that man did to the last guy that called him that.

    • @Ozone946
      @Ozone946 2 роки тому +48

      The day he became the joker

    • @theobell2002
      @theobell2002 2 роки тому +27

      Poor -little- compact fella

    • @Ozone946
      @Ozone946 2 роки тому +21

      @@theobell2002 cost efficient*

  • @ratpatterson8953
    @ratpatterson8953 2 роки тому +1954

    i love how he opens skate 3 in frustration

  • @deathbyslipknot
    @deathbyslipknot 10 місяців тому +872

    The amount of hoops megacorporations make you jump through to ensure you're not pirating decade old abandonware

    • @Ryu1ify
      @Ryu1ify 8 місяців тому +64

      They gotta protect their bottom line somehow, you know?

    • @abnormalitiesinreality6649
      @abnormalitiesinreality6649 4 місяці тому +50

      this was literally a disk reader problem, my Series x did this same thing bc the console uses the SAME MF DISC DRIVE HARDWARE AS THE XBOX ONE DISC DRIVE. I literally gutted my XSX console and put it my old working XBOX ONE disc drive and i could play physical games again

    • @spookzer16
      @spookzer16 4 місяці тому

      ​@@abnormalitiesinreality6649 He used a code.

    • @aoqia
      @aoqia 4 місяці тому

      @@abnormalitiesinreality6649 In Jerma's case, he purchased it digitally using a code that was redeemed. No disc.

    • @nate9948
      @nate9948 4 місяці тому +10

      It’s stupid easy to pirate RDR I’m enjoying it on Xenia emulator right now

  • @JaxontheOkay
    @JaxontheOkay 2 роки тому +654

    RIGHT before he goes ballistic, his stream crashes. the universe had a sick sense of humor that day

    • @Mario583a
      @Mario583a 2 роки тому +10

      Even Windows was tired of him being all flustered.

    • @jaysefgames1155
      @jaysefgames1155 10 місяців тому +2

      I hate this Windows Vista tonight
      Blue screens
      and I've hated this Windows Vista all my life
      crashes

  • @mysteriousmrocd8384
    @mysteriousmrocd8384 2 роки тому +1511

    I adore how he refers to his fans as “the people” like a politician

  • @Cheldeo
    @Cheldeo 2 роки тому +1140

    I like to imagine the blue screen moments is just Stanley pressing the skip button on the narrator jerma

    • @ZephyrUltimate_
      @ZephyrUltimate_ 2 роки тому +24

      That’s horrifyingly relatable

    • @thecreatorofpc7929
      @thecreatorofpc7929 2 роки тому +16

      Thats the same exact thing i thought of, it’s basically the same thing.

    • @greenoftreeblackofblue6625
      @greenoftreeblackofblue6625 2 роки тому +45

      @@thecreatorofpc7929 "I was speaking for so long after that I just told you the whole story!"

  • @slof69
    @slof69 2 роки тому +2739

    man i love owning physical copies of stuff that CANT connect to the internet

    • @UnsoughtLyric
      @UnsoughtLyric 2 роки тому +36

      Low hanging fruit comment

    • @Mark6O9
      @Mark6O9 2 роки тому +84

      PVZ Garden Warfare

    • @hazyworld8626
      @hazyworld8626 2 роки тому +93

      Shit, I have a rule where if a game is online only, I'm not getting a physical copy of it.

    • @malmalspur
      @malmalspur 2 роки тому +149

      @@UnsoughtLyric Low hanging fruit reply

    • @sinphy
      @sinphy 2 роки тому

      @@malmalspur low hanging balls

  • @Dannyboi115
    @Dannyboi115 2 роки тому +2353

    Jerma can’t even have normal technical difficulties. Greatest streamer “alive”

    • @magusperde365
      @magusperde365 2 роки тому +71

      He did not seem like a living human being when he killed my entire family

    • @arthurmerkulov5904
      @arthurmerkulov5904 2 роки тому +36

      @@magusperde365 i'm so sorry to hear that. I don't know what happened to my family, he just took them away and then sent me a mario plushie a year later, THE INVESTIGAITON STOPPED

    • @magusperde365
      @magusperde365 2 роки тому +12

      @@arthurmerkulov5904 the cops are too scared of him to do anything...

    • @Gentleman534
      @Gentleman534 2 роки тому +5

      @@magusperde365 nah
      They went to prison for him and when the sentence is over he will give them 50 bucks

    • @FinnishCrystal
      @FinnishCrystal 2 роки тому +3

      @@arthurmerkulov5904 you might wanna check the insides of the mario plushie...
      You never know if youll find something worse than flesh

  • @volnartheunforgiving3952
    @volnartheunforgiving3952 2 роки тому +4491

    I laughed so hard it hurt, this series of events genuinely feels like a skit because it's just so ludicrous how frustrating they were, and the editing made his rage all the more funny
    This video felt so much longer than it is because of how insane it was
    Also maybe because when he's really mad he'll say the same thing like 5 times

    • @DabusDongus
      @DabusDongus 2 роки тому +81

      It's incredibly fucking relatable I have shit like this happen to me all the time.

    • @miaou972
      @miaou972 2 роки тому +17

      my sides hurt so bad when not the first, but the second bluescreen hit

    • @charlieianzo5513
      @charlieianzo5513 2 роки тому +9

      Feels like a segment in a podcast except the other 2 are muted

    • @Ardeact
      @Ardeact 2 роки тому +4

      When something goes wrong it's always a chain of events

    • @volnartheunforgiving3952
      @volnartheunforgiving3952 2 роки тому +4

      @@Ardeact That logic doesn't quite work unless you count any occurrence as a chain of events since it happened due to the occurences preceding it

  • @paintedpig3021
    @paintedpig3021 2 роки тому +2011

    As someone who primarily plays Xbox this was a big problem a few years back, I don't know how many games I bought, downloaded only for the console to say "you need to purchase this product"

    • @lucasraines
      @lucasraines 2 роки тому +148

      How did you resolve this? My Xbox one keeps telling me to insert the game disc when the game is in there 😭😭

    • @zera6653
      @zera6653 2 роки тому +53

      This never happened to me But I would like to know how you fixed it in case it happens to me

    • @heyepicgamers
      @heyepicgamers 2 роки тому +122

      @@lucasraines either disk reader had something wrong with it or just insert the disk again

    • @lucasraines
      @lucasraines 2 роки тому +130

      @@heyepicgamers You’re a life saver 😫. I’ll take it to the nerd shop and have them check the disc reader.

    • @PankoBreading
      @PankoBreading 2 роки тому +332

      @@lucasraines I never in my life saw someone refer to a repair workshop as a "nerd shop"

  • @loobly
    @loobly 2 роки тому +1689

    The fact it bluescreened TWICE is just insane. Jerma was being cursed by every religion that day the fates were DESTINED to make sure he didn't play red dead

    • @loobly
      @loobly 2 роки тому +20

      @Nobody ? U ok bud that's a weird keysmash

    • @loobly
      @loobly 2 роки тому +26

      @Nobody babe I just post funnies on the internet idk what ur cryptic messages mean

    • @MetricPolygon
      @MetricPolygon 2 роки тому +28

      @Nobody jesus christ dude stay in your containment board

    • @JackFrost-hh1nt
      @JackFrost-hh1nt 2 роки тому +10

      @Nobody man your power level is showing

    • @TheFlyfly
      @TheFlyfly 2 роки тому +2

      @Nobody Hi

  • @Deadpool55223
    @Deadpool55223 2 роки тому +820

    I was "blowing air out of my nose" laughing quite a bit watching this but when he loaded up Skate 3 and the Xbox loading screen was going at like 0.5× speed I just lost it

    • @gibustheinfamous
      @gibustheinfamous 11 місяців тому +19

      "I'm so sad..."

    • @The_Endless_Now
      @The_Endless_Now 10 місяців тому +5

      There needs to be a word for that.
      *A word that isn't "snort".*

    • @tinycandleman
      @tinycandleman 10 місяців тому +8

      Actually made me Guffaw

    • @crackedemerald4930
      @crackedemerald4930 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@tinycandlemanwhere the fuck does the guffaw revolution come from? Is it mbamb? Bet it's mbamb

  • @PekaCheeki
    @PekaCheeki 2 роки тому +775

    i'm genuinely laughing my ass off every time jerma gets RIGHT INTO THE MEAT AND FAT OF HIS MELTDOWN HE JUST FUCKING BLUE SCREENS IMMEDIATELY AND IT CUTS TO BLACK I FUCKING CANT

  • @bogo_
    @bogo_ 2 роки тому +604

    i actually feel bad for him

  • @renatlottiepilled
    @renatlottiepilled 2 роки тому +372

    Oh my fucking god he blue screened twice holy shit it's so authentic yet so tragically comedic wtf

  • @Mono_Person
    @Mono_Person 2 роки тому +379

    Hearing him say he "screamed in the car ride home" then me immediately looking over at the game called screamride was the funniest thing

  • @vaniloquence
    @vaniloquence 2 роки тому +605

    tbh i feel bad for the cashier he had to witness jerma's anger

    • @Crazy_2100
      @Crazy_2100 2 роки тому +175

      Witness somewhat implies he survived that encounter

    • @egorsdeimos3523
      @egorsdeimos3523 2 роки тому +56

      @@Crazy_2100 he died from his injuries shortly after, he was my co-worker

    • @AuroraIceFlame
      @AuroraIceFlame Рік тому +6

      If they watched this video I think they’d understand honestly 😂

    • @justhere4637
      @justhere4637 11 місяців тому

      ​@@egorsdeimos3523run.

    • @Synthulhu
      @Synthulhu 10 місяців тому +2

      nice pfp

  • @mrfashionguy1
    @mrfashionguy1 2 роки тому +575

    A grown man fighing with technology is just the best

  • @smallguy2
    @smallguy2 2 роки тому +351

    This is what the final moments of his victims sound like...

  • @inferno7623
    @inferno7623 2 роки тому +245

    "We have to contact Phil Spencer's personal cell phone to make sure you own the game." this, and his tired voice made me lose it

  • @gorgnof
    @gorgnof 2 роки тому +523

    DERANGED streamer buys MULTIPLE copies of same game only to SCREAM in CAR on way home then BRUTALLY executing Xbox LIVE in front of THOUSANDS

  • @utterlyj1277
    @utterlyj1277 2 роки тому +223

    The fact that he somehow caused the Xbox graphic to lag fucking sent me holy shit

  • @tinycandleman
    @tinycandleman 10 місяців тому +52

    This clip is so fucking funny. From how how much he emphasized thst he screamed, to the ridiculous farse-like story, to how many times it crashed.
    The console telling him he couldnt play directly after buying it, the fact that he boots up fucking Skate 3 of all games, fails a trick immediately and INSTANTLY exits to go back to trying Red Dead.
    No comedy movie could ever be as funny as this video.

  • @siimad2988
    @siimad2988 2 роки тому +186

    jerma screamed, this was made apparent by the sentences
    "im screaming, i screamed in the car ride home",
    "screaming in the car, i screamed in the car, fucking screaming"
    the repeated usage of the word "screaming" explicitly state to the listener that jerma screamed

    • @justhere4637
      @justhere4637 11 місяців тому +7

      The type of essay in english I would Have to write in Secondary (high) school, which is called a college for some reason.

    • @PsychorGames
      @PsychorGames 9 місяців тому +3

      Yeah the writing in this season wasn't the best.

  • @petemcgee
    @petemcgee 2 роки тому +154

    jeremy literally has the oldest xbox known to man like the dude playing UNO

  • @gaiusjuliuscaesar9296
    @gaiusjuliuscaesar9296 2 роки тому +217

    I love his "dumbass" voice with the extra-thick Boston accent

  • @aval0206
    @aval0206 2 роки тому +2528

    you can tell this is pre-cat boy era because he is still BURSTING with anger and testosterone

    • @giganticzombie
      @giganticzombie 2 роки тому +205

      WHEN BEIN' A JERMA WAS BEIN' A *REEEEAL MAAAAAN*

    • @sexygirlmax2019
      @sexygirlmax2019 2 роки тому +64

      STOP THIS IS SO FUNNY

    • @astral_haze
      @astral_haze 2 роки тому +49

      pre what now

    • @exzyyd392
      @exzyyd392 2 роки тому +180

      @@astral_haze Before he became king of the junjile

    • @GewelReal
      @GewelReal 2 роки тому +51

      @@astral_haze pre come

  • @GartFlart
    @GartFlart 2 роки тому +162

    It just gets worse and worse

  • @doifhg
    @doifhg Рік тому +54

    I just realized how funny it is he forgot ulysses s grant and said hugh grant was on the 50

  • @Terracosm
    @Terracosm 2 роки тому +99

    I started CACKLING when the xbox logo took like 2 minutes to load

  • @DanteTorn
    @DanteTorn 2 роки тому +202

    I feel this in my bones.
    Everyone has "just one of those days" where everything feels like it goes wrong and it just won't stop.

  • @csyrup
    @csyrup 2 роки тому +390

    still one of my favorite jerma moments, the way he just spirals into being more and more angry

  • @max_os117x
    @max_os117x 2 роки тому +344

    couldn’t forget if i tried. this is likely the most depressing yet most humanizing jerma clip i’ve ever seen, taking you through all of his thought processes which are somehow reasonable, just for you to laugh as you basically watch him cry. so complex yet so relatable, probably one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen online

    • @largestink4414
      @largestink4414 2 роки тому +32

      actual jerma cinemacel

    • @JM-dy4ty
      @JM-dy4ty 9 місяців тому +1

      Depressing? Ok bro

    • @max_os117x
      @max_os117x 9 місяців тому +5

      @@largestink4414 still have no clue what this means

    • @largestink4414
      @largestink4414 9 місяців тому

      @@max_os117x peak kino! gosh ! this is so goodcore and epicpilled, maybe eve nbased?

  • @HezrouDhiaga
    @HezrouDhiaga 2 роки тому +433

    8:12 had me dying at that perfectly cut scream lmao

  • @zoqux
    @zoqux 2 роки тому +146

    "There's a little bit of dust in that closet, there's SOME SHIT in that closet" that escalated quickly

  • @rowanyuh6326
    @rowanyuh6326 10 місяців тому +92

    I like how he calls Ulysses S. Grant (18th president of the USA on $50 bills) Hugh Grant (British heartthrob actor).

  • @T1k1tech
    @T1k1tech 2 роки тому +131

    This was like my 3rd Jerma stream a couple years ago and I genuinely thought he was never gonna record again

    • @War-Jac
      @War-Jac 10 місяців тому +8

      In lore this is the day he decided he was going to retire.

    • @ExtraQuestionableContent
      @ExtraQuestionableContent 7 місяців тому

      ​@@War-Jac Ever since then he's been replaced by a body double like the Paul is Dead theory

  • @jeksewnoleeray1020
    @jeksewnoleeray1020 2 роки тому +113

    2:33 "nobody was there, I'm just sitting there screaming" his subconscious is figuring out that chat is just a figment of his imagination and he's actually sitting alone in a room screaming, actual PSYCHO streamer.

  • @Alleralle146
    @Alleralle146 2 роки тому +98

    8:12 Perfectly cut "OOH-"
    You can feel the pain in that one

  • @DarriusCarter1987
    @DarriusCarter1987 2 роки тому +398

    Although this doesn't happen *as* *often* with them changing the way they checked game ownership over the years, it's still a pretty common problem IN 2022. THE CONSOLE NEARLY CAME OUT 10 YEARS AGO. You can't play games you bought on that account if the Xbox your playing on isn't your home Xbox and you're offline, it took them YEARS to be able to buy a 360 or Original Xbox game with Microsoft Credit, their cloud saves barely work and gamepass is so easily exploitable it's insane. It's a lot better now, but God it sucked and Jerma's rage is so justified

    • @8r00K35
      @8r00K35 2 роки тому +4

      Gamepass exploitable you say? 👀

    • @DarriusCarter1987
      @DarriusCarter1987 2 роки тому +45

      @@8r00K35 Extremely. Every account that hasn't had Game Pass ultimate before can buy 1 month for $1, a huge difference from the $15 for a month. So, you can just make a new account, buy Game Pass Ultimate for $1 and Xbox is designed to where when you have that account signed in, all other accounts that you're playing on, while the GamePass account is still signed in, also has access to GamePass Ultimate. Or it's even simpler if you're not currently gamesharing with someone and you can just make the Xbox you're playing on the GamePass account's home Xbox, and you won't even need to he constantly signed into it. Hell sometimes Xbox says fuck it and fucks everything up, I just did this exploit this last week, realizing the potential, and I haven't made it the GamePass account home Xbox or anything but Xbox has fuckin glitched and now I just have GamePass on my main account, without keeping the other singed in, and still gamesharing with my friend. People have said that they've even had GamePass for a year without paying for it. It's insane.

    • @X2011racer
      @X2011racer 2 роки тому +3

      It's back to how it was before on Xbox Series. Xbox One is currently unaffected.

    • @thebudfather9835
      @thebudfather9835 2 роки тому +1

      @@DarriusCarter1987 fr it use to be way worse lol before covid I gotta 3 month trial and it let me keep game pass for about 10 months until I finally got a email saying my trial was ending soon. shit like this happened almost every time they released the 3 month trial for me, but I think they just switched it to one trial for each account now

    • @buttnuttz6119
      @buttnuttz6119 2 роки тому +8

      This issue is literally what drove me to pirating

  • @unrequin4805
    @unrequin4805 2 роки тому +84

    Angriest I’ve ever heard him
    He even went back to his natural accent

    • @FunkyGhostHD
      @FunkyGhostHD 2 роки тому +13

      He doesn't have an "accent", he was getting used to the human vocal cords (and the body in general) at that point and let the previous "Boston Jeremy" character he was practicing slip.

    • @CabinetGremlin
      @CabinetGremlin 2 роки тому +5

      @@Empyrean_Enigma can’t have an accent without human vocal cords, which jerma lacks when he doesn’t have a host to feed off of

    • @FunkyGhostHD
      @FunkyGhostHD 2 роки тому

      @@Empyrean_Enigma Have a thing against me bub?

  • @NoNo-xh7ru
    @NoNo-xh7ru 2 роки тому +183

    1:04 "like most human beings"
    Not that Jerma would know much about being a human being...

  • @joeg5192
    @joeg5192 2 роки тому +204

    That wasn’t Jerma985 that was Jeremy

  • @suspicioususer
    @suspicioususer 2 роки тому +554

    Its terrifying to think that this man still walks around in free society

    • @ignitedpie
      @ignitedpie 2 роки тому +9

      This society is not great with jerma lurking in it.

    • @alexplaysviii6757
      @alexplaysviii6757 2 роки тому +6

      "man"

    • @suspicioususer
      @suspicioususer 2 роки тому +9

      @@alexplaysviii6757 You're right he's more like some creature that was created in a lab trying to masquerade as human

  • @OmegaZero141
    @OmegaZero141 2 роки тому +405

    Oh boy this is brought back some bad memories, something similar happened to me. I tried to buy minecraft 3 times, the payment goes through all 3 times yet the account I had made wasn't given access to play the game, I tried contancting support and only on the second payment I get a refund, the third one didnt even work so after that I just gave up. I only felt anger for an entire week

    • @Eddycut
      @Eddycut 2 роки тому +9

      Let me guess Xbox?

    • @kakyoindonut3213
      @kakyoindonut3213 2 роки тому +29

      Lmao imagine buying games

    • @TheRealCake
      @TheRealCake 2 роки тому +9

      @@kakyoindonut3213 imagine being poor

    • @kakyoindonut3213
      @kakyoindonut3213 2 роки тому +52

      @@TheRealCake imagine losing your money through technical difficulties

    • @TheRealCake
      @TheRealCake 2 роки тому +4

      @@kakyoindonut3213 you may be too cowardly to phone support and get your money refunded, but most aren’t

  • @MarkRosOfft
    @MarkRosOfft 8 місяців тому +21

    Microsoft try not to mess up the most simple things challenge (impossible)

    • @Sans_The_Skeleton
      @Sans_The_Skeleton 7 місяців тому +2

      would’ve pirated it in like 3 seconds smh

  • @zbunk
    @zbunk 11 місяців тому +39

    when he said "i'm so sad" i actually shed a tear i feel so bad for this man

  • @CamperCarl
    @CamperCarl 2 роки тому +67

    That monotone voice at the end saying he had to contact phil spencers cellphone fucking killed me im now legally dead in 13 states

  • @ChristianTheChicken
    @ChristianTheChicken 2 роки тому +637

    That "no credit card on file" thing is legit spooky, though. That should not be an "okay, you know what, whatever" thing. Saying "you are not allowed to buy something unless your credit card information is inside our database" should not be allowed.

    • @ekothesilent9456
      @ekothesilent9456 2 роки тому +30

      How else would you buy something from them????

    • @Kallixede
      @Kallixede 2 роки тому +27

      How do you expect to pay for the game? Cash??

    • @exist4046
      @exist4046 2 роки тому +229

      @@ekothesilent9456 I think they probably mean that the info shouldn't be saved internally, it should only be used once to purchase the thing you're trying to purchase and that's it. However, there may be legit reasons why that isn't done? (I do know that the Switch allows you to just input the info each purchase without saving the info to a specific account and shit, so maybe like that??)

    • @czarkusa2018
      @czarkusa2018 2 роки тому +144

      What they want is your details to be there for you to impulse buy as easily as possible.

    • @windowsxp1902
      @windowsxp1902 2 роки тому

      stgstv in the comments 💪

  • @Arcademan09
    @Arcademan09 10 місяців тому +78

    Aw man you cut the best part.
    "Finally! Thank you PlayStation, a REAL game system!" Immediately it crashes because his Internet speed wasn't good enough

  • @autisticgod3338
    @autisticgod3338 2 роки тому +99

    This whole thing seems so genuinely stressful lol I was not expecting the full on breakdown

  • @TehCranZ
    @TehCranZ 2 роки тому +74

    Jerma bought a Red Dead Redemption NFT before they existed. Madlad

  • @Chichirumiru
    @Chichirumiru 10 місяців тому +16

    I was in Walmart when this happened, the cashier was shivering and crying on the ground after Jerma accidentally showed his true form due to his inhuman rage...

  • @cinna1351
    @cinna1351 2 роки тому +70

    I feel jerma on a spiritual level with this experience

  • @ColByte
    @ColByte 2 роки тому +78

    I'm so glad I'm not in close proximity to him.

  • @theilleagle8380
    @theilleagle8380 10 місяців тому +21

    This is insane, feel like I’ve been here multiple times but can never explain how it feels. Watching it unfold to someone else is wild

  • @diddlyharbo9527
    @diddlyharbo9527 2 роки тому +96

    Damn, TendedDragooning74 fell off.

  • @icarusgaming6269
    @icarusgaming6269 9 місяців тому +12

    I think DRM affects more paying users than it does pirates

  • @Person-qj1mg
    @Person-qj1mg 2 роки тому +21

    i love that he refered to a 50 dollar bill as a hugh grant.

  • @TheDeath0fDucks
    @TheDeath0fDucks 2 роки тому +18

    It fucking bluescreened TWICE IN ONE RANT. I am actually dead.

  • @thepoonhound3003
    @thepoonhound3003 2 роки тому +22

    He called Ulysses S Grant "Hugh Grant"
    I wonder what he'll call Hugh grant when he does the Bridget joneses diary stream

  • @vrismylife7501
    @vrismylife7501 2 роки тому +56

    This feels like something out of a fucking cartoon lmfao I love it, sorry for the dude that had all of this happen

  • @ken.7019
    @ken.7019 9 місяців тому +5

    "backwards compatibility is a big deal for us over in micro soft" killed me

  • @flashmozzg
    @flashmozzg 2 роки тому +30

    Dude doesn't have a twenty in his wallet.

  • @bandawin18
    @bandawin18 2 роки тому +32

    Not a regular Jerma viewer, actually this is my first time watching an actual clip from something other than another channel briefly mentioning him but I feel like I've been watching him forever after this clip. His anger was my anger

    • @bandawin18
      @bandawin18 10 місяців тому +4

      I have no memory of this comment wtf

    • @koli4213
      @koli4213 10 місяців тому +7

      @@bandawin18do you remember? remember what He took from you? what He took from all of us? you have to remember. you have to. we need you.

  • @Rhodonyte
    @Rhodonyte 2 роки тому +36

    The fact that he bluescreens TWICE is the cherry on top

  • @elliot_rat
    @elliot_rat 2 роки тому +41

    god what a classic i completely forgot about this

  • @brandonkoh8361
    @brandonkoh8361 2 роки тому +35

    When just trying to play a game breaks you more than jump king

  • @55fivefive
    @55fivefive 2 роки тому +23

    Crazy that Jerma got Bill Burr in just to do his classic RDR 1 rant

  • @alikos4528
    @alikos4528 9 місяців тому +4

    "you will own nothing and you will be happy", I'm all for physical media, and I won't purchase even a single digital game

  • @befer
    @befer 2 роки тому +16

    him talking about screaming in the car while there's a "SCREAM RIDE" on the screen is fucking hilarious

  • @grum7140
    @grum7140 10 місяців тому +8

    Calling a $50 a Hugh Grant instead of a Ulysses Grant is a true Jerma moment

  • @kenjutsukata1o1
    @kenjutsukata1o1 2 роки тому +45

    I still can't tell if Jerma is legit always on the verge of a mental breakdown/psychotic rampage, or if his viewers just like to clip him during the rare moments that he is and then act like that is how he always is.
    I should probably just watch him sometime and see for myself, because right now all the context I have for the guy is the random clips UA-cam keeps recommending to me for some reason.

  • @genaraldickshard806
    @genaraldickshard806 2 роки тому +15

    i really want jerma to know how much he acts like every character from Seinfeld and this very moment in this video he is really being a george lmfao. He really could play the whole cast, every single personality bundled in one man

  • @MachiriReviews
    @MachiriReviews 2 роки тому +54

    Funny how everyone picks the exact game that will drive him to the brink of insanity without even playing it.

  • @soba.
    @soba. 2 роки тому +41

    pronouncing "TendedDragoon" as "Tended D Rangoon" is incredibly upsetting

  • @savorsauce
    @savorsauce 2 роки тому +30

    Jerma is just one of those youtubers that is just as insane as their audience

  • @PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED
    @PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED 2 роки тому +27

    I just imagine Jerma screaming the same way Trevor did in his car during that one mission lmao

  • @betapotataOld
    @betapotataOld Рік тому +8

    3:18 has to be the angriest I’ve ever heard him, like true rage

  • @chmuurkaa3030
    @chmuurkaa3030 2 роки тому +9

    "I fucking screamed in the car"
    Jerma's game library: *Scream Ride*

  • @Dave_Chrome
    @Dave_Chrome 2 роки тому +6

    2:14 "I screamed in the car ride home"
    *game named SCREAMRIDE onscreen*

  • @lobsternaut2351
    @lobsternaut2351 2 роки тому +52

    its so sad how mad he's getting. it genuinely sounds like he's bordering on tears

  • @wulf2757
    @wulf2757 2 роки тому +325

    There are still people that think Microsoft isn´t a legitimately evil corporation.

    • @TimSlee1
      @TimSlee1 2 роки тому +1

      True, I had to dick around a lot just to get Forza Horizon 4 to work on steam. Probably was a me problem though.

    • @Popyop45
      @Popyop45 2 роки тому +68

      Not a defense for Microsoft but every company is evil, especially meta and Nintendo,

    • @johnathandoesemire2744
      @johnathandoesemire2744 2 роки тому +43

      Microsoft is also currently fucking over Minecraft with the chat report ban system

    • @Popyop45
      @Popyop45 2 роки тому +12

      @@johnathandoesemire2744 I’m not even going to switch over to 1.19.84 until they undo the change

    • @DrBagPhD
      @DrBagPhD 2 роки тому +25

      All corporations are.

  • @nedrezap3379
    @nedrezap3379 2 роки тому +23

    Groggy Garry hunts me

  • @evdomos
    @evdomos 10 місяців тому +3

    Can't believe SCREAMRIDE is on the screen while he's talking about screaming on the car ride home.

  • @Dante1920
    @Dante1920 4 місяці тому +2

    That "I'm so sad" towards the end had such strong Patrick Bateman energy.

  • @loganbaileysfunwithtrains606
    @loganbaileysfunwithtrains606 2 роки тому +38

    This was literally the story of my life when I had an Xbox, I got a PC then steam updates became the bane of my existence, the anger, the malice I get at trying to start up a game only to find it has a 10 gb update and my potato internet is showing it’ll take 40 days to update makes me want to commit a war crime

    • @jackpijjin4088
      @jackpijjin4088 10 місяців тому +2

      Steam starts, randomly takes focus from whatever else you're doing, randomly starts downloading some bullshit package update in the background that absolutely decimates your bandwidth...

  • @Salty_Web
    @Salty_Web 2 роки тому +15

    Jerma lost 6 years off his lifespan from the car screaming *alone*

  • @theodorehoag2524
    @theodorehoag2524 2 роки тому +23

    this is one of my favorite jerma moments, thanks for reposting!

  • @juno1752
    @juno1752 2 роки тому +8

    4:03 INSANE streamer thinks 62 year old BRITISH ACTOR was 18th PRESIDENT OF UNITED STATES

    • @Crim_5009
      @Crim_5009 12 днів тому

      I just finished watching a movie with Hugh Grant and the first thing I did after was come watch this clip

  • @Kabutoes
    @Kabutoes 11 місяців тому +6

    Sometimes life just hates you for no reason and this is one of those moments

  • @Stream_of_unconsiousness
    @Stream_of_unconsiousness 10 місяців тому +6

    The xbox boot up screen being super slow was killing me 😂