You can take a scobie out of their own country but they're still a scobie wherever they go. The kind of people who were cannon fodder in the world wars.
This made me laugh me head off, especially as I live in Germany, have travelled all over the world and you know what? It's true! They get up before everyone else, 'reserve' the sunbeds, then get breakfast first. Then complain about the coffee or something. The Brits in my experience are too drunk the night before to get up so early. Brilliant video, tanks.
Can't believe you haven't got any comments lads. Beautifully done, made me giggle. There's a Nobel Peace Prize for the person that comes up with a solution to this debacle. But in the meantime, carry on taking the piss!
Most "Sunbed Wars" stories I have encountered seem to involve the Germans (allegedly the original sunbed grabbers), the British (their main rivals), the Russians, or the French! I hear occassionally of people from other parts of Europe too (like Ireland, Netherlands, Austria, Poland, etc) though not to the extent of those four! 😂
My daughter took me and the wife and grandchildren for a family holiday last year to a 5 star hotel in Lanzarote fantastic hotel with five pools , people started grabbing beds at midnight, thank god we have gone back to Italy this year , we never get this problem in Italy 🇮🇹 obviously a different class of person
Mate….surly 99.999999% of people go on holiday to relax? This mob must be planning the sun bed positions late into the night and carry it out with military precision….that to me is not a relaxing holiday 😂😂😂 mugs ! Carry on going to Italy …lake Garda ?? 😊
Ich habe eine ähnliche Situation erlebt. Auf Mallorca, alle Engländer und Russen sind zum Pool gerannt, nur die deutschen sind zum 200 Meter entfernten Strand gegangen. Warum geht man lieber zum Pool wenn man Strand hat? Ich verstehe es nicht
Die Frage sollte nicht lauten warum man lieber zum Pool geht wenn man den Strand und das Meer hat , sondern warum fahre oder fliege ich in andere Länder um eine poolliege zu reservieren , wo es doch in Deutschland x Hotels gibt die auch einen Pool haben . Bleibt sich doch gleich.. Pool bleibt Pool 🤣🤣🤣
I’m glad i recently bought my own 1660m2 property... One sunlounger and one big pool all for myself. No idiots around, no airplane flight, and no 2000 euro holiday bill 😊👍
Just go to SE Asia then! There is more than enough tropical sand, sea and sun to go around for everyone here that those poolside sunbeds are quite unnecessary! 🤣🤣🤣
You misunderstand. The German way is putting a towel on it in the morning and going about your business during the day, knowing your place is reserved for when you want to use it.
@@arandombard1197 I‘m not a big fan of it myself but I think at the end of the day it’s a cultural thing. If you subscribe to the "early bird catches the worm" mentality, it is just that whoever is willing to make the greatest effort/ arrive the earliest should have the right to reserve something in return. Besides that reserving a seat on a beach ( it’s those basket couches, you might have seen) for the whole day is completely normal in Germany and people like it because it prevents trouble down the line and gives you the ability to be more spontaneous, knowing that your seat is waiting for you whenever you want to use it.
@@user-cx6kt3ku2f Unless you're physically paying for that seat for the whole day, it isn't yours to reserve in the first place. You can use it or other people can use it. The ironic thing is that if people didn't reserve all the seats, there'd be plenty for everybody to use anyway.
I feel sorry for families who take a holiday like this and behave without dignity for a sunbed. Realy to be ashamed for, directly CHECK OUT and find yourself a decent place to stay. Yes GERMANS are a sunbed maffia we all know that, more reason to check out. Online there are enough (budget) posibilities without this sunbed stress.
Yup! Part of being on holiday is being able to wake up when you want to (with the exceptions being if you have to ride public transport with a set schedule, or when you have excursions where you are explicitly required to get up early for)! 🤣🤣🤣
I was this summer in a Majorcan hotel, it was a race to put the towels in the morning on the deckchairs despite the signs. Pathetic. A huge majority of English, Germans and lesser Eastern Europeans. Not to mention the huge, red bellies drinking their beers in the pool or eating crisps, constantly called to order. Pathetic 🤪🇨🇵
If you are not from Europe, I cannot fault you for not knowing! But it is a running joke in big, all-inclusive Mediterranean resorts during summertime! 🤣🤣🤣
Glad I'm not a sun worshipper, or holiday at these kind of resorts, just horrible. I'll stick to my adventure road trips, where I get to actually see and do stuff.
Thankfully they did not bring their "Sunbed Wars" mentality to Southeast Asia's beach resorts! Maybe because they are all dashing to the beach and the seawater, and there is more than enough of that to go around for everyone in Southeast Asia! 😂😂😂
Imagine travelling across the world to lay on a cheap sunbed for the day.
The power of advertising is so huge governments use it to turn people away from fair taxation to massive tax increases and the people fall for it.
You can take a scobie out of their own country but they're still a scobie wherever they go. The kind of people who were cannon fodder in the world wars.
Hahahahahahha 😂😂😂
As a german I can confirm we only go to vacation to steal all the sunbeds.
BASED!
Good for you ..
Proof that you practice your expertise when you return home 😮😮
😂😂😂
How is it not viral ?
This video is an undiscovered, pure gold.
Because Americans don't have a clue what is going on so it well not spread in a big way.
@@nsoper19 ... or they can't understand the accent :-)
It’s really not that funny tbh
Very unusual type of hotel, where guests provide entertainment to the staff.
Hahaha
99@@lifeofmiles9
This made me laugh me head off, especially as I live in Germany, have travelled all over the world and you know what? It's true! They get up before everyone else, 'reserve' the sunbeds, then get breakfast first. Then complain about the coffee or something. The Brits in my experience are too drunk the night before to get up so early. Brilliant video, tanks.
Congratulations for writing one of the best comments! 😂
As a Brit, I'd just move the towel off and sit on it lol. What are they gonna do.
1:53 1:53 @@BlatentlyFakeName
@@BlatentlyFakeName why do you think the Germans invaded Poland? Read history mate else it will be repeated.
They never want to stray too far from the free all day buffet....
Going for a chair , what was he thinking?! Dead!
the human being in all its glory. it feels like the end of the world for these people, pitiful.
These hard working tourists have save all year for two weeks of mahem. Don't spoil it for them 😄
Let's go on vacation,relax a little.....😂🙄
This is absolutely hilarious, roll on a million views.
Nice thought, but I don't have enough subscribers... or people sharing
It's going to take a lot a sharing to achieve that!
@@geoffphuketInPhuket It's happening
And the video gets an Oscar, brilliantly narrated.
You find better! 😄
Legendary, well done lads. Pissing myself listening to this.
The poor bloke with the chairs😂😂
I can just hear his wife" if you CAN'T get a sunbed, grabs some chairs." Typical bloke just hears the last part😂😂😂
Can't believe you haven't got any comments lads. Beautifully done, made me giggle. There's a Nobel Peace Prize for the person that comes up with a solution to this debacle. But in the meantime, carry on taking the piss!
Bloody amazing that this happens, suppose to be on holiday. Very funny and excellent commentary.
The German men were actually moving 10 sun-beds, but who's counting!
One of the best commetry EVER. Well done
Truly hilarious. You did a good job with the sound effects.
The commentry is brilliant!
I love the Americans getting disqualified. Bloody hilarious.
The commentary was brilliant 😂😂
Most "Sunbed Wars" stories I have encountered seem to involve the Germans (allegedly the original sunbed grabbers), the British (their main rivals), the Russians, or the French! I hear occassionally of people from other parts of Europe too (like Ireland, Netherlands, Austria, Poland, etc) though not to the extent of those four! 😂
My daughter took me and the wife and grandchildren for a family holiday last year to a 5 star hotel in Lanzarote fantastic hotel with five pools , people started grabbing beds at midnight, thank god we have gone back to Italy this year , we never get this problem in Italy 🇮🇹 obviously a different class of person
Mate….surly 99.999999% of people go on holiday to relax? This mob must be planning the sun bed positions late into the night and carry it out with military precision….that to me is not a relaxing holiday 😂😂😂 mugs ! Carry on going to Italy …lake Garda ?? 😊
Nice relaxing holiday that 😂
The funny thing is how small the pool was compared to the number of loungers.
Absolutely creasing at this, well done lads 🤣
OMG... Thank you guys for making me laugh so hard. Man, that felt good.
Brilliant video.
Villa holidays are the way forward, seen this most years we go abroad.
Geniune German Folks-Sport!
This is so funny. Greetings from Germany 😂😂
HAHAHA. love it! This is an important part of our shared european culture.hahahaha
Murica got Black Friday shopping, Euros got Sunbed Wars! 😅
At first I thought this is just a fun event! - No, it´s real!
This is so funny this should be viral its comedy gold
Haven't laughed this much at a video for while.
Gold
Great Video.
Greetings from Germany.
👍😂
Ich habe eine ähnliche Situation erlebt. Auf Mallorca, alle Engländer und Russen sind zum Pool gerannt, nur die deutschen sind zum 200 Meter entfernten Strand gegangen. Warum geht man lieber zum Pool wenn man Strand hat? Ich verstehe es nicht
Die Frage sollte nicht lauten warum man lieber zum Pool geht wenn man den Strand und das Meer hat , sondern warum fahre oder fliege ich in andere Länder um eine poolliege zu reservieren , wo es doch in Deutschland x Hotels gibt die auch einen Pool haben . Bleibt sich doch gleich.. Pool bleibt Pool 🤣🤣🤣
Quite possibly the funniest video EVER! Thank you
They say money brings out the worst in people ' obviously who quoted that has not seen the "Sunbed Derbys" before
Hmm.. yeah these people don't have money... :P
The commentary is gold XD, well done
Meanwhile, me and my gf enjoy breakfast and take a leisurely stroll to the beach with a few towels and a parasol 👌
Yeah, much better idea
I’m glad i recently bought my own 1660m2 property... One sunlounger and one big pool all for myself. No idiots around, no airplane flight, and no 2000 euro holiday bill 😊👍
Me too :-)
Most likely illegal as most propertys with land anything less than 10'000m2 is illegal in spain...unless it is somewhere else?? 🙂🙂
I am sorry to declare that we, as a species, are not gonna make it.
That was just plain gold!
This is a carefully crafted example of social conditioning. Let the tourists do the job of laying out the loungers on behalf of the staff.
Imagine going abroad on holiday to swim in a pool filled with german piss.
Would you prefer another countries piss?
Some holiday that would be , I bet there are plenty of fights 😉. That hotel should be ashamed of themselves. Remind me not to go there 🙃
Just go to SE Asia then! There is more than enough tropical sand, sea and sun to go around for everyone here that those poolside sunbeds are quite unnecessary! 🤣🤣🤣
This video is absolute gold
PS It's 12 sun loungers, not 9. So, that must be a world record!
Alter Schwede!
Entspannung Pur!
So macht Urlauben Spaß!
Makes me glad to stay at home during my holliday!
Who are these sad people that spend their whole holiday just laying around a crowded pool? What could they possibly be enjoying?
You misunderstand. The German way is putting a towel on it in the morning and going about your business during the day, knowing your place is reserved for when you want to use it.
@@user-cx6kt3ku2f So selfishly hogging a seat they're not using? Sounds about right.
Good thing I just throw these towels off I want to sit down.
@@arandombard1197 I‘m not a big fan of it myself but I think at the end of the day it’s a cultural thing.
If you subscribe to the "early bird catches the worm" mentality, it is just that whoever is willing to make the greatest effort/ arrive the earliest should have the right to reserve something in return.
Besides that reserving a seat on a beach ( it’s those basket couches, you might have seen) for the whole day is completely normal in Germany and people like it because it prevents trouble down the line and gives you the ability to be more spontaneous, knowing that your seat is waiting for you whenever you want to use it.
@@user-cx6kt3ku2f Unless you're physically paying for that seat for the whole day, it isn't yours to reserve in the first place. You can use it or other people can use it.
The ironic thing is that if people didn't reserve all the seats, there'd be plenty for everybody to use anyway.
@@user-cx6kt3ku2f so just for people who think the universe revolves around them then?
I feel sorry for families who take a holiday like this and behave without dignity for a sunbed. Realy to be ashamed for, directly CHECK OUT and find yourself a decent place to stay. Yes GERMANS are a sunbed maffia we all know that, more reason to check out. Online there are enough (budget) posibilities without this sunbed stress.
This is why we don't say in resorts
Goddamn this is funny.
That was definitely 1 3/4 Germans moving 13 loungers 😂😂
This is the Flamingo Oasis hotel in Benidorm, for those who were wondering
I ain't gonne go there😂
Top blokes pissed myself laughing
thats not a holiday if you feel you have to do that every morning. absolute muppets every single one of them.
Yup! Part of being on holiday is being able to wake up when you want to (with the exceptions being if you have to ride public transport with a set schedule, or when you have excursions where you are explicitly required to get up early for)! 🤣🤣🤣
This. Is. HYSTERICAL
Hahahahahaha!
Go to the beach, people!
it's dangerous!
This is the bestest video on the youtubes 😂😂😂😂👍👍👍
I was this summer in a Majorcan hotel, it was a race to put the towels in the morning on the deckchairs despite the signs. Pathetic. A huge majority of English, Germans and lesser Eastern Europeans. Not to mention the huge, red bellies drinking their beers in the pool or eating crisps, constantly called to order.
Pathetic 🤪🇨🇵
You should see them at dinner!!
I Wonder what Mayhem would have happened if you took away all their Towles :D
Aw c'mon, that's just cruel.
The blitzkrieg would start all over again
@@sebastianchibrac4877 Blitzkrieg By The Pool! And this time there is NO ALLIANCES! It will be EVERY nation for themselves! 🤣🙈
@@mrconfusion87 haha I wanna see this happening
@@sebastianchibrac4877 It will surely go viral instantly IF that ever happens and gets caught on camera! 🤣🤣🤣
What fool sits on a sunbed all day on a holiday
These!
Was just reading an article about folks who put down their towels a day before. This is Ludacris.
the strong dominate the weak
LMAO, Brilliant commentary.
So funny 😅😅😁 love this video
Well played lads
This is absolutely brillianT!
I had no idea this event was a thing. Holy crap, no! Stuff of nightmares.
If you are not from Europe, I cannot fault you for not knowing! But it is a running joke in big, all-inclusive Mediterranean resorts during summertime! 🤣🤣🤣
Funny as hell well done
this is what the Olympic,s is really about!!!Perfect hahahahh.Thank,s have nice day,s.J.S.
Sqiggles McCarthy 😂
Brilliant !!😂
Well played, sir!
People 60+ become like that
So funny best one yet
Just stupid, they want to recover from everyday stress and make themselves even more stressed on vacation. Brilliant Video i lmao.🤣
Brilliant ! Please make more :)
wtf i will pay 1000 € more if i dont get this Hotel...
You can transfer it to me then it will be ok
gem, and I apologize for my country's performance. Not sure what went wrong with the Americans
Same question about Australians as well! 😂😂😂
Glad I'm not a sun worshipper, or holiday at these kind of resorts, just horrible.
I'll stick to my adventure road trips, where I get to actually see and do stuff.
Thankfully they did not bring their "Sunbed Wars" mentality to Southeast Asia's beach resorts! Maybe because they are all dashing to the beach and the seawater, and there is more than enough of that to go around for everyone in Southeast Asia! 😂😂😂
No one cares
I suspect they've been juicing.
Juicing with booze! 🤣🥃
Amazing
Amusing is probably a better description 😄
very nice made!
Clowns, why go oh holiday?
This is absolute gold!! Lol
This is so good lmao
Rushing towards skin cancer 😢
This shit shouldn't be allowed by the hotel!!! If you're not on the pool u CAN'T leave your towel saving your spot and go away!!
omg this is Gold xD
Imagine ......
when the sunbed lounge is finally open
&
when white arrives there
then
they find that all sun beds are gone.......
to the blacks
🤣🤣🤣
To be true the Danes should be in the league as well but there are so few of us (5,5 mio.). Unfair competition, if you ask me...
This is brill
I had no doubt that Russia would win.
Germany is amazing. Great teamwork.
I was impressed.
But Germany were the winners!
Echt een no go!!! Bah bah.. zo selfish..
Als ik maar een fijn plekje heb ookal kom ik maar een kwartiertje..
why are people so obsessed wth the pool when there is the med and beach to realax on and in..... pathetic
Because they paid for it! 🤣
And that's why I don't stay in cheap hotels with poor people...embarrassing
Every nation has their bellends and trash! While Euros fight over sunbeds, Muricans go apeshit over Black Friday shopping! 🤣🤣🤣