The Spider vs The Cat
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That cat was like "you woke me up for this sh*t?"
Fr😂
Fr
He was probably scared that spider might bite his can while the cat is sleeping. He was probably scared to beat it up himself too.
Yes 😂
Hhhh
"If i don't see it, it ain't my problem." This cat.
"if I don't see it..." The *one* only cool PO you ever had during 10 yrs of probation
8iiiii3ososkskw😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤
if i don’t see it it ain’t my problem but you ain’t my problem when im looking at u either
But then he got hungry and had to get guaranteed lunch
the burberry bed though 😭 bros living in luxury 💀
When a cat sees a spider: :/
When a cat sees a dog: THE BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY
Most cats I know don't actually mind dogs if they've been socialized around them.
I've seen some cats chilling with dogs. Like, the cats seek the dogs to sleep in their bodies, and the dogs seek the cats to play 😂
@@raulbrenes778 mutual benefit 😂
You've been watching too many cartoons
@@frouvoxes nah seriously if my cat sees a dog it attacks it
I’ve seen that with a lot of cats
The cat realized the spider was the reason the nap was interrupted so it met out justice.
😂
1k like
Indeed 😂
2k likes and 3 (now 4)replies. Wow
Hahahaha!! The best.
That cat's been granted Australian citizenship after this video dropped
😂
Yes.
This comment is so underrated omg it’s so funny 😂 edit: to anyone that might say something like “ it isn’t underrated” it was only 3 likes on this comment when I said this
😂😂 Jordan needs to see this 😂
😂😂😂😂
My Arachnophobia was killing me 💀🙏🏾
The same 😱😱
Mine too. I had to push through to watch it. It was satisfying in the end
@@cynthiaholland13 fr
The Cat: “So you were the reason the human disrupted my sleep!?”
Spider: yup
Spider: "I didn't know you were chill like that"
Cat: "I'm not"
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@@dday3322 a
OMG.😱😱😱
🤣fr😂
😂fr😂
The nonchalant slap is seriously hilarious. Kitty is like “I did it. Can you leave me alone now?”
316 likes and no comments? Lemme fix that
461 likes and only one reply let me change that
761 likes and two comments? Lemmie fix that
839 likes and 3 comments? Lemme fix that
You guys are hilarious 😂 thank you for making my day ❤️
That slap was personal
Edit :Let's get it to 1k likes!!!!!!
Edit: HOLY 1K LIKES MY MOST
EVER
That slap was professional* 😂
@@megazillia just when you think a cat has all the time in the world and plays with the spider and not kill it and paws at it and smack. Mission completed!! However, what kind of spider is that??? I don’t think a daddy long legs is a spider it’s a robot.
He said “you’re the reason she woke me up. You must be punished.”
5 more to go
That last frame was amazing 😂
I prey on minors in roblox
Nah nah joking
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Bro did the morning routine and causally ended the spider's life and moved on💀 thats a true catma💀
catma💀
Catma nuts!
@@skillato9000, i cant believe youve done this 🤣🤣💀💀
I doubt a spider that big would be killed with a simple paw smack. I hope the cat double tapped.
Catma is cat + Saitama? Cause this cat truly is something else. Saw the spider, went "ok." Then one shotted it like it was nothing
"That what you woke me up for"
SLAM
Now lemme sleep.
710 likes and no comments? Lemme fix that.
Lol
XDDDD
Cat's like "calm down hooman...what??! Just a spider, there (crushes it) you're such a drama queen, let me sleep..."
If humanity as a whole could train cats to fight spiders, paradise would be achieved
The cat's reaction was two business day late but still gave that spider an aggressive slam anyway
Cat won
Cat wanted to play
Average orange cat behavior
Encounter se pehle bhagne ka time de raha tha
Cat probably didn't realize she wanted the spider dead - till she tried to poke it. Then came the cat slap!
Cats got more guts than ill ever have lmao
Fr I can't even kill a baby spide😅😅😅
@@Muichiro951 lol same
@@Muichiro951 same bruh😭
Same bro i can’t even kill that one bc WHAT THE and baby’s lol I hate spiders
@@user-vo5ol8wh4v im just a scaredy-cat lol
The cat: yeah yeah, i'll smack it, you happy now?
Breaking news Mannii's cat bingo has earned the Australian citizenship for free after a video of him dropped
That cat was so relaxed and ignored it BECAUSE it could take it out in a second.
“Bro, chill it’s fine. Lemme wake up. *smack* see? Now don’t fuckin wake me up again” 🤣🤣
100% how I saw that too 😂
Fr🤣
lmao yess
Ok but that spider scared me so much
🤣 Lmao
The cat was like “ I don't really care, just let me sleep.”
Wish I had seen these in real life. I've encountered only small ones. Maybe I should visit Australia.
🐈🕷😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Right 😂😂😂😂
He got speak by Filipino 💀💀💀💀
Why that cat so chill bro I’d be screaming
He doesn't know what a spider is, you do.
I shared space with 2 wolf spiders for 2 or 3 years. Separate rooms.
The girl recording this video is a Filipino.
Translation: Mango, there's a spider behind you. There's a spider behind you, there it is. There's a spider behind you. What are you doing?
i thought "mikko" 😅
Its a boy
Lalaki yon hindi babae
I thought it's bisaya
Mango is a perfect name for a sweet orange kitty
cat really asked "what do u want me to do? kill it?.....*slap* There Done."😂😂😂
BEST COMMENT😂😂😂😂
Lmao 🤣 🤣
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That cat was like “bro u gotta leave… my owner trippin” 😂😂😂
LOL🤣
😂😂
Real
@@-_.RED._-700 i am a capybara
@@-_.RED._-700We almost got da same usernamr
Spider: “WHAT TF DID I DO?!?!”
WTF WHY IS SHE JUST FILIMING AND WAITING FOR HER CAT LIKE I WOULDVE BEEN OUT OF THAT PLACE ALREADY AND CALLING THE COPS😭
That smack was personal 💀
Your life wasnt personal☠️👽☠️
All cat smacks are personal 💀
@@rainasanghvi8867your comment made no sense
But the spider isn’t a person🤷🏾♂️🦾
@@MissKayyZumbainstructoryour* ironic
Cat really said "not today" 😂 values its sleep frfr
🤣🤣😂
Snifs yoongi**
The cat is like “not in my house”😂
spider was like "come on bro, what did i do to you" xD
The cat took "you made me wake up for this?" Waaay to personally 😂
What? No one said that. Did you try to be funny?
@@Dani-GGermanOfc no one said that. It’s a joke bru.
@@Dani-GGermantry to take joke, what a boomer
@@Dani-GGermantry and learn to MAKE A JOKE TRY AND LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE😮
Cat has more balls and patience then almost every human
The magic word is "ignorance".
@@kaytekan cats arent ignorant lol. they never lived in regions with many venomnous animals, and a spider is easy prey, lmfao.
And this is why I looooove cats❤️❤️❤️
@@kaytekanSeems as if you’re the ignorant one. The fear of spiders is not instinctive for cats, like a snake would be. That’s like calling mice ignorant because they fear birds and you don’t.
they have fur, it protects them XD, if i wear gloves, i would do that any time.
For those who dont know where this video originated from, it was from Philippines
The spider sleep with him after his dead the life the best moment together before the cat wakes up 🤣
As someone who has a cat, that smack was a love tap.
Ikr
Most definitely
I can relate if they do this and you have arachnophobia it really is a love tap
Ah yes, my cat does that to my dogs all the time 😌
Yeah that was in no way a slap. The spider just didn’t want to hurt his feelings.
The fact she stayed so calm, I would be screaming my head of ngl
Edit: omg Ty for the likes I’ve never had thin many ever
Bro are you scared of a tiny spider how pathetic
FRRR
I doubt that’s her first spider rodeo. Lol. I bet that spider and all of it’s country cousins frequent her house. 😂
Omg fr I’m terrified of spiders especially that big one!😢
@@LemonsSweetsugarsouromg same
Bro the last one got me rolling.🤣🤣🤣
That cat was like “you woke me up for this sh*t?
😂😂😂
She finally understood the assignment at the end🙏
And like my cats it took her forever 😂😂😂, why are they like this.
@@katj3443ecause they don't giva shit
The spider was just chilling 😢
@@Know-Your-Nationnaaaa that mf was def planing to eat my fingers
@@Know-Your-Nationidc it's still getting smashed
Cats are so murderously cute. Bro saw something that moves and went "Not on my watch".
@@dont_click_this_profileOk
@@dont_click_this_profileok
@@dont_click_this_profiledon't worry we won't do that
THEY ARE JUS SUCH CUTIES LIKE THEY SO PERFECT
N CUTE
Bot
That smack was aggressive😂
The slap got me cracking up 😂
Bro took that smack personal 💀😭💀💀
Which can never be me that big ass spider
Fax
@@user-np8eg2fe9ksame if I was to see a spider even smaller than that in my house I'm not even joking I'm selling the house with all the furniture and everything and restarting my life 😂😂
I was about to comment that
@@user-ji8rh9sl8k lol 😂
When 70% of the fight consists of post-sleep scratching you know it's a good fight.
He is overlevelled thats why he is so relaxed
Fr lol
Gojo dealing with Jougo deadass
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@@jimjimcherieA violation
The little OooOh✨ that the woman did KILLED me😂😂😂😂😂
Not funny
“ Bro chill just a spider” *smack “see that wasn’t that hard”
After she punch the spider she was like '' huh? Are you dead yet?''
“Is that all you could take?!”
The smurfs 😂😂😂
Children Of Bodom!!!!!
“Are You Dead Yet?”
"motherf*cker if you are still alive I'll wwe slam you again don't try me I'll kick yo ass"
One Punch Cat
I love when cats are confused by something and their reaction is to just slap the shit out of it 😂
You mean "claw
@@wabuyirichard9439you mean skippidy paps?
@michaelshea5663 you mean pow pow?
@@SerratedSoul9you mean rat tat
@@Kyogoal451you mean the gat pat
For those who want to understand what the girl was saying
:Bingo, there's a spider behind u
: there it is
: there's a spider behind u!
: what are you doing? 😂
: ooh
"wer" got me dying😂😂😂
He’s like “it’s just a spider. There I killed it, can I go back to sleep now?” 😂
Lol😂
I think I'd be the same if I were a cat 💀
1.2 thousand likes and 2 comments?
It’s actully dumb to kill 1 bc it’s massive and creepy when dead 2 bc it’s a whip spider they are friendly and want to be played with they will try to grab your finger like tag and they eat spiders flys and other insects *cannible ik*
@@Xhuskerxartoh ha so if I see one of this when I grow up I will keep this in mind
man is so focused on self care while there's a spider💀
Nothing gets between a cat and its grooming 😤
@fujoshipeanut5074 grooming what exactly
For cats when they clean themselves it's called grooming @@Eep2653
As you should be! Health is wealth my friend. You’ve got to water your own garden before finding more seeds to plant. This cat must have meditated a lot to gain this level of self-awareness. Incredible!
@@Eep2653children
Someone said that smack was a love tap.. but that love tap sent that spider to other world😂
Nah this some Australian type of stuff💀😭
Bro really said, "Give me a minute. I got u"💀💀💀
Edit: damn! the likes
Frfr💀
😭😭😭
finally a useful cat
VGODP True 👍
Fr
That cat is fearless. If I woke up and that was next to me I'd straight up leave the house.
No Fr😭hand it the keys and everything. That’s one big ass spider.
I would never come back
Not even that I’d burn down my house 😭😭😭
I love spiders but if I woke up with that next to me... My soul would leave my body
Hehe 😜 I’d be right behind you!!!! Plus I’d need a quadruple brandy to calm down 🤯😱😱🕷️
I thought there was going to be a spider jumpscare at the end💀
The End 💀✋and when the cat yawned like*YaWn*
Cats are like frogs, they just don't pay any mind to things that aren't moving.💀
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Edit: I can't tell what's hate anymore so I'm just going to tag along with the hate
Edit 2: CAN SOMEONE TELL ME IF IM BEING DISSED OR NOT I'M STARTING TO GET WORRIED-
Edit 3: 💀
@Chaotic.neutral807 no you can't anymore
@@LitterallyKokichiOmaok sure 💀
@@LitterallyKokichiOma💀
@@LitterallyKokichiOma💀
That cat really said, "You're acting like a scaredy cat but fine, I'll kill it for you."
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Best comment 😂😂😂
Reflexes of a cat 😂
I have everytime like when i BEFORE Killing the Spider i think he will jump of me😂
The little tail wiggle at the end means everything to me 😂 cats do that when they are extremely happy or proud of themselves
It means they are excited
What?! They do it when they are annoyed and angry, I have been with cats since my childhood.
@@MVP469yeah that's what my cats do they wiggle their tail when their about to slap the sh** outta me
@@MVP469 I think it’s referring to the little shake it does at the very end, not the previous wagging.
@@MVP469 yes, excitement doesn't have to be positive XD
"Gigacat"
Bro casually woke up and unalived the spider.
fr 😂💀
Sadly my cat is a warcriminal that participated in a genocide… I don’t know what to do with him.
unalive 😂
Killed*
Bet the spider is fine just lying low lol.
The smash was so smooth love it ❤
'The battle ends in 30 seconds 😂'
Bro just needed a second 💀💀
That’s how cats scratch their bellies, you know?
Lol
OMGGG YOU HAVE 1.B LIKES
Hu
Needed his coffee before he went to work
That smash was something personal 💀
220 likes with zero comment😱😱😱
593 likes with no comment 🤔
Because he got woke up for it😂
Lol yeah he got woken up because of the damn spider 😅 damn right its personal
@@yolandangeju101came here to say that 😂😂
Mango’s like : “You woke me up for a f*cking SpiDeR 🕷️ that I can’t even SEE”
Cats are fearless of anything smaller than them
The cat’s cavalier little smack like “girl you woke me up for that? Just smoosh it!”😂😂😂
😂lol
😂
😂😂
That's what I thought. Cat's like purring for loving not to kill a spider.
😂
The cat hit that spider like it didn't pay its month's rent.
That spider is big enough to pay rent.
Lol😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
In the words of my grandma, "if it was a snake it woulda bit ya!" 😂😂
That spider got annihilated
I thought the cat was a croissant at first😂
I thought it was a bread loaf
@@beariefamily0319same
Same-😂
Same 😂😂😂
@@beariefamily0319same💀
The cat’s like, “Yeah, I see it. Are you going to get it? Oh my gosh you are helpless without me, let me get it!” *SMACK*
THIS 😭
😂😭
The cat: im not afraid-
human: erm-
Spider: im dead~~
Jajaja, yo ya me hubiera mudado de la casa si veo algo así😂❤
El gato: Ps, no era tan difícil
😂😂
cat really said ”you think you can come up in MY HOUSE and not PAY RENT? oh, you must be gladly mistaken”
😊😂53r8eu😂
I see a spiderman reference...
Peter Parker would like to know your address
SO TRUE😂😂😂😂😂
It's because he's a ginger cat... They're just so chill.
I live in Belgium, i'am even afraid of spiders on my tv or in pictures, i would leave the house screaming and calling the firefighters
Finally, second on a good comment
Not the one my friend had several years back
Exactly I swear they smoke weed or something they are always so sweet
Not the one I had who would purposefully sneak into my parents room to piss in their closet
My mom beat me like this 💀
That hit was personal (I love cats they are cute broooo😭😭😭)
At this point I think the cat smashed it more for her safety than its own😂
Yas❤😂
He was so chill…
he got tired of her nagging lol
It wanted to go back to sleep
@@PurposelyObtuseokay well invite them to your house tf 😂😂
She woke the cat up like he was the man of the house. 😂😂
🤣🤣 probably is
😢😢😢😢😮😮😮😮🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
He is
😂😂😂😂😂
axaxaxacca😂😂😂 exactly the same thoughs! 😂
The victory at the end is so cute
I was listening to what the man is saying and he was speaking Filipino. It's like Cebuano. He said "Naay spider sa likod"
She was also speaking Tagalog, she said "Anong ginagawa mo?".
That's a damn good cat. Sweet wake up, loudest pur, one swift bop and the spider's down
@hcfydyfd😐
The cat smashes the spider with bare foot
@hcfydyfdthat's what your parents saw when you were born 😊
@@manananadirashvili5302🤣
@hcfydyfdbro is feeling bad for a spider lmfao
bro's a warrior, a savior, and the bravest cat 💀💀
FR
Why do u gotta use the skull emoji then he’s a hero Isint he?
And cutest
fr💀
@@Mary._.TheChettahits just a emoji bro
The cat:Don't be afraid, I'll take care of you
If this cat was my cat it would be my hero I have a phobia of spiders
He just didn’t give a shit and got woken up for no reason 😭💀
No wonder why cats believe they are our owners. They probably think:
"You can bring food, but you can't deal with this little thing by youruself?"
Dude, the big fat reason presented itself on the wall!
@@terramon5582 he didn’t care tho
If I woke up to a spider on my wall like that I’m going to scream louder than a toddler in a tantrum 💀
Me tooo
Same!
fr 💀💀
same bruvv
Yall im letting that bite my ass
Cat be like " I DON'T GIVE A SH*T DIEEEE"
She came so close to thay spider she isnt realy scared 😂😂😂 if i saw such spider i would be moved out asap 😂😂😂😂
This is the calmest spider encounter ive ever seen.
Most are pretty calm. They're just creepy
@@LelandJ71naw i swear to god the spiders in my house know im watching them and make a run for it. They either disappear when i go to grab my shoe or start sprinting across the wall as soon as i look at them and hide 💀
У меня пошли мурашки я арахнофоб
😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
Spiders mind their own biz just like us most of us humans are just scared about their appearance but they actually help us with bugs and other pests 😊
That cat literally said "FINE if it means that much to you I'll unalive it" 😂
😂
You mean 💀 it?
You can say kill lol you won’t get in trouble
@@vivrs9109 banned
You mean KILL it??? The youtube police arent going to arrest you. We need to toughen up people. Death is a part of life, its ok to talk about it.
Meanwhile I had a medium sized (maybe an inch) spider... I went to feed my cat, she saw it. Then didn't touch her food, I went to move her plate to catch it and it did a 180 and went back to hiding. Then 12 hours later it was back, same spot, I went to move the plate and it came at me, then did a 180 and ran off. So I removed everything so it couldnt hide waiting til morning.. no sign of it. It's taken the hint and disappeared under some shit and I'll probably never see it again 😂
AHAHA THE WAY CAN SAID “VICTORY IS MINE GOT ME LAUGHING IN PUBLIC