"You poor gays" I went to France on a school trip once, where most of the students in attendance were girls, with just me and one other guy as the only males. We were, therefore, always booked into the same room at the hotels we stayed in. Anyway, at one of said hotels, we checked in. The bellhop/concierge/receptionist/whatever had obviously been appraised of the situation, as he knew to look for two boys to put into a room together. So me and this guy walk in together and go up to get the room key, and the guy at the desk looks us over and says, in quite a thick French accent, "So, you are the two gays?"
It only gets better if you responded in a stereotypical French accent with a gay dialect, "Yes, and we need a word with you! How can I find my ggggiiiiiirrrrrrllllllfffffrrrrriiiieeeennnnnnndddddsssss from our trip if you book us in a second room you perve? Hmpf!" Well that's at least what I would've said, but you may have responded differently. I'm an American White Straight Male. Not only do I want to respond with a lie to him on first impressions based on his poor assessment on foreigners. I also want to take advantage of his kind unknowingly heartfilled question to new heights of uncomfortable and indirected harassment toward my friend and me for no apparent reason. In order to finally see hot chicks and do something fun with them because: I am a youth. I just want to mess with you, and I want hot chick. Hahaha;D
I don't think it has anything (or very little) to do with the channel creator, i think it has to do with the content, if it's "ad-friendly" (whatever the fuck that means), if copyrighted music gets played for too long, etc etc.
Martin Wiggall I do believe that, although a channel can be set to automatically monetize every upload, you can still deselect the monetization option during the upload process for each individual video. But I agree, no ads on this is fantastic.
it's pretty fucking ridiculous the first time you ever play it through, even if you've watched someone play it. Had that problem trying to keep up during Shovel Knight. Specter Knight I am much better at, and Plague is so weird and fun. But yeah, totally with you. Water Temple is most infuriating to me, then to the bottom of the well/Shadow Temple. Dead Hands always freaked me out.
Water Temple isn’t so difficult as much as it is tedious. N64/GameCube re-release required you to: *pause* select iron boots *pause* go in water *pause* de-select iron boots *pause* etc.
The Water Temple is basically Satan. The only other temple that matches it is the Lakebed temple from Twilight Princess. It was fine and its whatever. I always have a walkthrough for it because its so easy to get confused and lost or miss a key in it.
At 1:07:13 The fat dad is totally relatble. when me and my fiance started dating the first time i took him home my dad walked out without a shirt and hes all like.. "well... This is a bad first impression... I'll be taking my leave now" and just walks back into the hallway and into his room.
I always find myself coming back to this video. One of my fave playthroughs, I suppose. (also, one of my fave random bits is "I'm late for my Peter Pan recital.")
at 16:09, when Arin is reading the text in a silly way, the voice he used reminded me of Choose Goose from Adventure Time. I swear to god, if someone animates that, they'll be my hero XD
Part 30: I love Arin but watching him play this game and not notice to use an item to hit a switch makes almost yell at my phone at 5:24 in the morning, still love Game Grumps
I love how the crossover wasn't afraid to push Rex's plot further a bit yet still being semi-newcomer friendly. The episode is too good to skip anyway, so it's cool how they pulled out all the stops
Arin did better in the Water Temple than the Fire Temple and that is one of many pieces of evidence that he is particularly special when it comes to sucking 😂
1:53 Navi is hitting the sauce 6:20 What's your name? ....Slurmp 31:50 stare at my poooooss (ref Jassper Zachary) 33:43 THE TREEEEEEEEEYYYFURCE LEEEEEEEEEENK (ref Jasper Zachary) 34:16 If the moon was made of cheese, would you eat it? 1:11:40 Cool, I thought it was Pierre 1:13:30 Ehh, keep this in my ass
About fifty minutes in reminds me that I started watching Game Grumps bc I thought they were this really funny couple and it actually took me a good while until I realized they werent lmao
Pre Furry Dan - "Yea show vulnerability that's love...(remembering she is anamorphic) I mean I'll be rejecting you cause you are a weird fish creature... "
I have absolutely no attachment to the Zelda franchise, and maybe it's just my girl brain, but that ending still managed to get me choked up even with their god tier riffing. Maybe the riffing is actually what made it more emotional, knowing the laughs are over for now, at least until I start the next comp!~
1:49:27 At this point in the compilation, I subconsciously zoned out and could only hear the Gerudo Valley theme and could only feel the chill down my spine...
1:11:35 onwards is everything that is wrong with Arin's critiques of Ocarina. He just doesn't care about any of it. That's why he loves BoTW so much by comparison, because that game pretty much encourages entirely mindless and frivolous gameplay (not that that is a bad thing, it just caters more to a player like Arin who cannot focus on one thing for longer than 3 seconds).
1:56:20 jeez that was like going to the kitchen for a snack and seeing that your brother and his friends are trying to resurrect a dead cockroach on the dining table
2:08:25 Hear Dan Avidan in his natural habitat Dan: *screeches into the mic* I have come to a conclusion, He is now-- Dan the Pterodactyl-- He sounded like a fucking dinosaur, don't get me wrong, it is funny as fuck XD
right? there's already two major ones and it seems like they're trying to tie them all back together. let's not have another OoT splitting of the timelines into even more pieces again
I never played a Zelda game in my life, but even I knew Shiek was Zelda all along, thanks to Smash Bros Melee (kind of a dick move to spoil that tbh, but then again Melee was the next console generation after Ocarina of Time, so the secret was already out I suppose)
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"... cool, that car... exploded"
Still my favorite GG moment.
chirst the way he said "explode" like an explosion cracks me up at my job
25:23 bruh stamp your shit
“Cool... that car exploded”
“Cool... I thought his name was Pierre”
I love how they both had that “cool...” moment lol
"Liiiiink u muuusst pretect the treeeefoooorrrce...."
"LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNKKKKKKK"
bratchny82 your fucking profile picture is great
bratchny82 I just read this as it came on, omg.
bratchny82 here’s the problem doctor...
"You poor gays"
I went to France on a school trip once, where most of the students in attendance were girls, with just me and one other guy as the only males. We were, therefore, always booked into the same room at the hotels we stayed in. Anyway, at one of said hotels, we checked in. The bellhop/concierge/receptionist/whatever had obviously been appraised of the situation, as he knew to look for two boys to put into a room together. So me and this guy walk in together and go up to get the room key, and the guy at the desk looks us over and says, in quite a thick French accent, "So, you are the two gays?"
I bet you two had fun probably still laugh over this stuff, atleast that's what I think.
It only gets better if you responded in a stereotypical French accent with a gay dialect, "Yes, and we need a word with you! How can I find my ggggiiiiiirrrrrrllllllfffffrrrrriiiieeeennnnnnndddddsssss from our trip if you book us in a second room you perve? Hmpf!"
Well that's at least what I would've said, but you may have responded differently.
I'm an American White Straight Male. Not only do I want to respond with a lie to him on first impressions based on his poor assessment on foreigners. I also want to take advantage of his kind unknowingly heartfilled question to new heights of uncomfortable and indirected harassment toward my friend and me for no apparent reason. In order to finally see hot chicks and do something fun with them because: I am a youth. I just want to mess with you, and I want hot chick. Hahaha;D
@@amightygrizzly Great bio
Did y'all fall in love? Did he propose to you!!! Got married and then had babies! Gasp 😚
Good story guy
Dan's Kermit the frog impression is spot on. Even down to his reaction to the puppeteer being unable to breathe.
Arin Hanson and the Adventures of Forgetting the Shield Exists.
Drop your shield.
Fucking Woolie... 'You know what I mean?'
TranquilWyvern -Casual- He said in some dark souls video he doesn't like using shields, he's not a shield guy. I think he also forgets too
Chapter II: Ego and the Hover Boots.
makes sense in dark souls but its essential in that game
Gosh , if only Arin had some kind of transportable wall he could hold on his wrist to blow those clams.
LucianoThePig This
it must hurt being so bad at games when its your job
@@MizuFujimori nah if it wasn’t a train wreck shit show it wouldn’t be fun to watch
Or if only he could take off those iron boots and swim above them.
Gosh, if he could just figure out how to solve puzzles... Or if Dan didn't shake in his boots the second Arin suggests he play god forbid
I love Dan's reaction to finding out Zelda is Sheik...its just so pure.
Same with Midna's true form reveal lol
"CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE THREE LESS DOLLARS!"
no matter how shitty Arin is at video games, this will always make me laugh. truly comedy gold...
I like to think that Slurmp isn't Links name, but a noise everyone makes when addressing him
Navi: You gotta wake up *slurmp* cmon get up
Zelda: *… slurmp…*
I just love how you make these compilations without ads.
I don't think it has anything (or very little) to do with the channel creator, i think it has to do with the content, if it's "ad-friendly" (whatever the fuck that means), if copyrighted music gets played for too long, etc etc.
Martin Wiggall
I do believe that, although a channel can be set to automatically monetize every upload, you can still deselect the monetization option during the upload process for each individual video. But I agree, no ads on this is fantastic.
false. i saw multiple ads for live shows I can no longer go to. 1/10 because they do get a point cuz they're hilarious
Don't say that! The ad monster will get you!
@@lamperru seriously, that ad monster is no joke. He even fucked Ninja Brian up.
Arin made it through the Water Temple, and I didn't.
Not sure how to feel about this.
EDIT: *FINALLY BEAT IT TODAY.*
it's pretty fucking ridiculous the first time you ever play it through, even if you've watched someone play it. Had that problem trying to keep up during Shovel Knight. Specter Knight I am much better at, and Plague is so weird and fun. But yeah, totally with you. Water Temple is most infuriating to me, then to the bottom of the well/Shadow Temple. Dead Hands always freaked me out.
Luckily they made it a bit better in the 3DS edition, but not sure if it's a big change or not.
no one like it’s 69 (the funny sex number)
Water Temple isn’t so difficult as much as it is tedious. N64/GameCube re-release required you to: *pause* select iron boots *pause* go in water *pause* de-select iron boots *pause* etc.
The Water Temple is basically Satan. The only other temple that matches it is the Lakebed temple from Twilight Princess. It was fine and its whatever. I always have a walkthrough for it because its so easy to get confused and lost or miss a key in it.
44:50
THE ONLY LETTERS YOU NEED ARE B, L, & E; BELELELELE
At 1:07:13
The fat dad is totally relatble. when me and my fiance started dating the first time i took him home my dad walked out without a shirt and hes all like.. "well... This is a bad first impression... I'll be taking my leave now" and just walks back into the hallway and into his room.
"They're using *blllack* magic on me!"
I fucking love it
PurpleTheta
link(slurmp): "I don't like the way you said black!"
Him wearing the hover boots so often makes me uncomfortable
Cameron Reyno lol...then at the end when he finally takes them off "oh I guess the hover boots were holding me back" he just did it to annoy people
The sad thing, I always wore them. I only found out recently that it’s like walking on ice
In my first playthrough I wore them the entire time like an idiot
I used to always wear them because I found the slidey physics amusing.
1:31:14 I've never heard the Game grumps go that close to their mics before xD
that shit had me dying, lmao
"Spirit Gum" is what Yusuke Urumeshi chews when he's in need of minty-fresh breath.
That's funny
I'm disappointed you didn't include the "if you see a little green kid let me know". That always makes me laugh
what episode is that?
Episode 6 I think.
I kind of wish this was a 2 hour showcase of that Zelda voice!
_leeeeenk you muuust proteeeect the traaaaahfurrrrrce_
_LEEEEEEEENK_
TTRRREYYYYYFEERRCCEE
Proto L
OH NO HERE COMES THE CRAB!!
Proto L The TREEEE FUURCEE LINK
42:23, as a woman, I can confirm this is 100% accurate.
Lexi Brunner thank for the useful information.
I will remember this for when the time comes.
Lexi Brunner My gf totally didn't like it.
same
Grandfuz10n is your gf dead?
DON'T WAIT! DON'T WAIT!
NOW'S THE TIME!
I always find myself coming back to this video. One of my fave playthroughs, I suppose. (also, one of my fave random bits is "I'm late for my Peter Pan recital.")
Endless Ocean 2
Ahh yes, Arin's very pleasant and not at all infuriating dedication to keep the floating slippers on
I still can’t believe that shit, my dude!
at 16:09, when Arin is reading the text in a silly way, the voice he used reminded me of Choose Goose from Adventure Time.
I swear to god, if someone animates that, they'll be my hero XD
I was thinking more of the Mad Hatter from Alice in Wonderland (the animated one).
1 minute in and I'm laughing my ass off. This is gonna be good.
is it bad i fall asleep to these compilations ._.
VideoGameCat 2311 no, it's okay you're not alone
I hear you there.
Darkle Sparkle i do too
Darkle Sparkle i fall asleep to them too 😊
Nah, for some reason, two grown men screaming at a game and speaking about other random crap is soothing
Thanks for all your work! Your videos are the best :)
Watching this while taking a crap really helps :)
Pyrodragon3993 you take 2 1/2 hour long craps?
If you have any sort of electronic while in the bathroom, do you actually stay in there as long as you should?
Pyrodragon3993 yah but 2 hours? I think 30 min AT BEST
.... I... have a very comfortable bathroom?
Pyrodragon3993 oh okay that makes sense, I shit in a pit
The part with "Link get to the triiiiforece!" nearly killed me..:D
LEEEEENK.... THE TREEEEFORCE, LEEEENK
*about Bongo* "yeah I mean he's whatever" *dies instantly*
Part 30: I love Arin but watching him play this game and not notice to use an item to hit a switch makes almost yell at my phone at 5:24 in the morning, still love Game Grumps
Arin's goo shootin story was about Suzy though 😆😆
Thatkimm that feels really weird to think about
Thats my fetish
Yuh Boi Guzma
Kink-shaming is my kink
Thatkimm *SCREAAAMS*
I mean it pretty much 100% has to be. especially with that reaction from her lol xD "dude wtf" could for sure see her saying that.
I love how the crossover wasn't afraid to push Rex's plot further a bit yet still being semi-newcomer friendly. The episode is too good to skip anyway, so it's cool how they pulled out all the stops
1:25:45 somewhat suprised neither of them noticed Sheik on top of the tree
Dude I didn’t notice that till now that’s actually hilarious. 🤣
2:17:34 HA! FINALLY! I finally found this quote from Arin that has been stuck in my head for daaays.
Arin did better in the Water Temple than the Fire Temple and that is one of many pieces of evidence that he is particularly special when it comes to sucking 😂
theres so much goddamn waiting....
in goddamn Ocarina of Time!
i love how when they sung the virgin america song, they sync together so wonderfully, automatically
dude, you missed the part near the end where arin raged when he got game over in the final battle! that was my favorite!!
1:51:00 is the absolute best! I can relate so much with Arin there
1:53 Navi is hitting the sauce
6:20 What's your name? ....Slurmp
31:50 stare at my poooooss (ref Jassper Zachary)
33:43 THE TREEEEEEEEEYYYFURCE LEEEEEEEEEENK (ref Jasper Zachary)
34:16 If the moon was made of cheese, would you eat it?
1:11:40 Cool, I thought it was Pierre
1:13:30 Ehh, keep this in my ass
Edward Holmes thank
one of the most underrated Game grumps lines ever: "I'M MAKIN A BOX BABY!!"
About fifty minutes in reminds me that I started watching Game Grumps bc I thought they were this really funny couple and it actually took me a good while until I realized they werent lmao
the whole Zelda bit is one of my all time favorite GG moments XD
1:56:37 the whole thing about the virgin airlines song is amazing XD
they can sing these two
2 hours an 30 minutes without ads?! You sir are my favorite
"It was fun"
Cut to Arin vs the clam again 😆
1:56:38 They sing the airlines song.
33:57 Best Miss Piggy impressions *ever.*
Pre Furry Dan - "Yea show vulnerability that's love...(remembering she is anamorphic) I mean I'll be rejecting you cause you are a weird fish creature... "
23:52 dont drink soda right here, you will spit it out and burn you nose from laughing too hard- i learned that the hard way.
can't believe the clip of "yeah the hover boots were holding me back" wasn't in here xD
Arin.. calling Malon , “Marrin” since 2016
I have absolutely no attachment to the Zelda franchise, and maybe it's just my girl brain, but that ending still managed to get me choked up even with their god tier riffing.
Maybe the riffing is actually what made it more emotional, knowing the laughs are over for now, at least until I start the next comp!~
Am I the only one who listens to this to sleep more easier?
1:04:30
1:32:54 begins the Does Bruno Mars is Gay story
Arin: I ask myself that question
Dan: yeah
Arin: Dose Bruno Mars is Gay
Dan: *laughs*
I love how you put in Arin's poo-jitsu clip with absolutely no context, lol
I can't wait until they play Majoras Mask. Totally one of my favorite Zeldas
Seeing Link side-jumping gives me flashbacks to the old Screwits cartoon.
"I must save the world the only way I know how...
SIDE-JUMPING!"
"HITSGEHEGAHAHOHITSHI!"
@@hanezutchins2786 "WHERE'S MY FUCKING HORSE?!?!"
"Are you ready for 30 seconds of almost pleasure?" Is so funny
Not many people outside of the Grumps would have their actual ads included in compilations because they're so damn funny lol
I loved the intros to this series too lol. XD they were so much fun.
1:49:27 At this point in the compilation, I subconsciously zoned out and could only hear the Gerudo Valley theme and could only feel the chill down my spine...
I honestly think the dark link boss is fun. So 1/10,000,000,000,000,000 people like it
Ten quadrillion people? Damn.
I love that fight.
I like it also
19:25 - 19:32 - favorite moment.
42:23 This advice also works for doctors delivering children
1:11:35 onwards is everything that is wrong with Arin's critiques of Ocarina. He just doesn't care about any of it. That's why he loves BoTW so much by comparison, because that game pretty much encourages entirely mindless and frivolous gameplay (not that that is a bad thing, it just caters more to a player like Arin who cannot focus on one thing for longer than 3 seconds).
Princess Ruto is like, my favorite. I just love her ^-^
ILuvKonata same
ugh same. also positively in love with Mipha from Breath of the Wild
But.... she's a gross fish-lady.
Ive always been a fan of Malon. Goota love hardworking farm gals
35:14 i spit out my food nyack is such a small unrecognized place im bummed i never new about that
This is basically asmr for me
40:48 If you watch at 360p, its like a low budget commercial from 2003
58:10 kinda ironic how Arin looks high as shit telling you not to do drugs
brother is high on life
33:20 my mom walked in and my ear buds were out. shit
4:57 the legend of arin (edit: watching that on ×2 speed is the best)
38:35 dan saying concert - o like it’s a dang cereal brand
1:50:40 always fuckin gets me lmao its so perfect
Petition for Danny Devito to play Drunk Navi
"Malevonnenth- **dies**"
Best intro
I watched that video of the guy on acid.... He would not leave the overhead fan and even made people do interviews under it lol
I never noticed before how Ganondorf's eyebrows merge into his sideburns.
Thanks for leaving in the Ad for the show that you cant go to anymore.
1:56:20 jeez that was like going to the kitchen for a snack and seeing that your brother and his friends are trying to resurrect a dead cockroach on the dining table
3 years late but this is suchhhh a good metaphor
Vernon:*Changes two letters in the Run DMC logo*
"I designed that!"
It bothers me that Arin never took the hover boots off ever since he got them XD
“You won’t do it Batman, you won’t blow into that girls chatch”
Dude shoutout to Tal Rimoni! Dude makes the best mashups/compilations
I've never actually heard them talk about jon at ALL, but knowing that they're still on somewhat good terms makes me happy
I've been listening to 46:50 over and over and I'm crying laughing
Here's a time stamp.
48:59
Stitches and Painters I was looking for that, thx m8
Mah ghostly testicles.
oh look, one more! 43:20
57:44 and another
bless you cause i couldn't get through the playground. the game itself was so slow 😩
2:08:25
Hear Dan Avidan in his natural habitat
Dan: *screeches into the mic*
I have come to a conclusion, He is now-- Dan the Pterodactyl-- He sounded like a fucking dinosaur, don't get me wrong, it is funny as fuck XD
2:09:45 Darn grumps making new Zelda timelines.
right? there's already two major ones and it seems like they're trying to tie them all back together. let's not have another OoT splitting of the timelines into even more pieces again
I never played a Zelda game in my life, but even I knew Shiek was Zelda all along, thanks to Smash Bros Melee (kind of a dick move to spoil that tbh, but then again Melee was the next console generation after Ocarina of Time, so the secret was already out I suppose)
the diabetes experience: “my blood sugar is really low so it’s hard to make decisions… yellow” ❤️
Arin blames the game: The Sequel
1:52:04 Holy crap that was impressive xD
53:47 is a true show of their friendship
OH MY FUCKING GOD
i just realized that Navi, is short for Navigate... And Navi helps you Navigate... Omg
I do all the drugs. Bring it on Egoraptor.
It’s weird to think that that polygonal ginger is now voiced by the man who turned me gay.