Patton Oswalt Is Shocked When Stephen Colbert Tells Him To Skip "The Hobbit"

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  • Patton Oswalt finished reading the "Harry Potter" series with his daughter and when he asked Stephen what they should read next, Oswalt was surprised to hear Stephen recommend they skip "The Hobbit" and go straight for "The Lord Of The Rings." #Colbert #Comedy #PattonOswalt
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  • @henrysmith9725
    @henrysmith9725 5 років тому +677

    I love how Patton immediately realizes he’s entered one of the few nerd wars he won’t win.
    And he went in anyway.

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 5 років тому +22

      He has no fear when there is nerding to be done:
      ua-cam.com/video/4pVEUteIE4E/v-deo.html

    • @berkpick
      @berkpick 5 років тому +31

      ONLY BECAUSE HE WAS RIGHT

    • @orionhunter4855
      @orionhunter4855 4 роки тому +4

      That's the barbarian in him

    • @oaf-77
      @oaf-77 4 роки тому +12

      It’s not about the winning, it’s about the rightness of the cause

    • @zoroarkking18
      @zoroarkking18 4 роки тому +2

      Funny how the conversation shifted to Stephen King tho *sips tea*

  • @chaosapiant
    @chaosapiant 4 роки тому +219

    Only just seeing this now and damn, Patton had his shit together a month before the country started taking action.

    • @wchenful
      @wchenful 4 роки тому +4

      A year before :)

    • @DrLipkin
      @DrLipkin 4 роки тому

      @@wchenful The country is not the government.

    • @wchenful
      @wchenful 4 роки тому +1

      ​@@DrLipkin Lets go by statistics then ... it still hasn't started XD

    • @deannamolnar2082
      @deannamolnar2082 3 роки тому +5

      April 2021. So many new cases in my state. People STILL not taking it seriously.

  • @HexIsme
    @HexIsme 5 років тому +790

    He kept his wedding ring with his late wife, but he wears it on the other hand, to honor her.
    He's a great guy. He doesn't try to replace her, he still always keeps her with him.

    • @ollis.1605
      @ollis.1605 5 років тому +63

      @Black Rod have you listened or read any of the interviews about this?

    • @TheWinstonSlip
      @TheWinstonSlip 5 років тому +62

      Black Rod stupid comment

    • @taran2762
      @taran2762 5 років тому +3

      I was wondering what was going on with the rings

    • @93Jubilee
      @93Jubilee 5 років тому +43

      @Black Rod For their daughter. No judgment about how people recreate their lives and families after such a tragedy. And how wonderful that his second wife is so gracious about his respect for his first wife!

    • @FlameAdder
      @FlameAdder 5 років тому +4

      The wife that he killed

  • @CIAALIEN1974
    @CIAALIEN1974 4 роки тому +667

    Little did we know Patton was ahead of his time with the mask wearing!

    • @slithbackle
      @slithbackle 4 роки тому +3

      Part of me wants to be like you shouldn't be about Covid Steven until I remember stuff I said around the same time.

    • @casey3916
      @casey3916 3 роки тому +7

      Just to let you know they wore masks in 1918 too

    • @austy_whasty7941
      @austy_whasty7941 3 роки тому +2

      BIG BRAINY SMARTY

    • @SKaspszak
      @SKaspszak 3 роки тому +2

      Came here to make this comment, thank you!

    • @russellmoore8187
      @russellmoore8187 3 роки тому +8

      I started wearing a mask on planes about 4 years ago, and it made everything about flying better. Germs aside, it keeps your mouth from drying out

  • @PandiiMan
    @PandiiMan 5 років тому +1122

    That "censoring things" was brilliant

    • @laugesen18
      @laugesen18 5 років тому +43

      Yeah, he really got Stephen there. Dang🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @dreamervanroom
      @dreamervanroom 5 років тому +5

      Haha, totally planned.

    • @igorschmidlapp6987
      @igorschmidlapp6987 5 років тому +40

      @@dreamervanroom Your life must really suck to be so cynical...

    • @michelchartrand3719
      @michelchartrand3719 5 років тому +15

      I thought Stephen was going to start a tickle fight there before I realized he was just trying to grab Patton's arm.

    • @djpickle68
      @djpickle68 5 років тому +14

      Besting Stephen colbert.....that is no joke people......wowzer short in stature, towering in intellect.

  • @shlimshadez
    @shlimshadez 5 років тому +229

    The look Patton gives when the “eh” registered in his mind 😂

    • @DaDragon555
      @DaDragon555 4 роки тому +8

      @5:54

    • @DaDragon555
      @DaDragon555 4 роки тому

      So good

    • @ogkrieg
      @ogkrieg 3 роки тому +9

      Patton's look is one that says "A rival nerd has entered the arena. An enemy to be met in battle! "

    • @specialwhenlit8435
      @specialwhenlit8435 3 роки тому

      OG KRIEG And thusly Stephen lays his trap for our intrepid warrior....

    • @tombystander
      @tombystander 3 роки тому

      That look is legit how I was when I saw the title. I love the hobbit

  • @MontroseChloe
    @MontroseChloe 5 років тому +150

    I didn't know how much I need these two interacting in my life. I could watch an entire show of just Patton and Stephen talking to each other.

    • @BrienMalone
      @BrienMalone 5 років тому +1

      Cole Cousins Agreed. Completely made my day.

    • @MrVikingsandra
      @MrVikingsandra 5 років тому +1

      Me too!

    • @deveryshepardson3640
      @deveryshepardson3640 2 роки тому +1

      Add in Joe Mangianello for the D&D angle and it is a perfect trifecta!

  • @Gh0stRider
    @Gh0stRider 4 роки тому +173

    Foreshadowing in February: "I'm traveling every weekend, and I'm very paranoid about the coronavirus"

  • @copaceticetal
    @copaceticetal 4 роки тому +303

    Its ironic how Stephen is busting his chops for wearing a mask. February 7th feels like two years ago.

  • @Craig496
    @Craig496 5 років тому +179

    PETER JACKSON: Stephen, how would you like to be in "The Desolation of Smaug"?
    STEPHEN COLBERT: Meh...I don't know.

    • @coultergill7728
      @coultergill7728 5 років тому +3

      Craig496 that’s actually completely wrong because he is so proud of his acting role

    • @Craig496
      @Craig496 5 років тому +4

      @@coultergill7728 That's what makes his reaction to the book so weird.

    • @coultergill7728
      @coultergill7728 5 років тому +4

      Craig496 even though he isn’t necessarily a fan of the book he literally all the time talks about how proud he is to he “head of the Laketown spy network”

    • @Wookie_oo7
      @Wookie_oo7 4 роки тому +11

      @@Craig496 Why? You can be meh about a part of something but love the whole. He got to become part of the world he loves, even if it was in a meh adaption of a book that he thinks is meh in his favourite world. It's like thinking Bobba Fett is meh, but loving Star Wars, you are still going to be super stoked if asked to play as a mandalorian in a movie.

    • @jv-lk7bc
      @jv-lk7bc 3 роки тому

      @@Wookie_oo7 is that you, Stephen?

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername9369 5 років тому +121

    8:35 The greatest comeback and greatest reaction in late night history

    • @Akennalady
      @Akennalady 5 років тому +6

      I'm glad I read before leaving a comment, I couldn't have say it better! Cujos to you... I meant kudos! ;)

    • @silverblue73
      @silverblue73 5 років тому +6

      Colbert always gives credit where it's due and that was a masterful touché

    • @TheGrifter42
      @TheGrifter42 4 роки тому +3

      It’s doubly great because that comeback made sure that it was going to air and be impossible to censor because it’s too funny to leave out.

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 4 роки тому

      @@silverblue73 I'd like to see these two play chess

  • @ScottySayz
    @ScottySayz 4 роки тому +423

    Oh how ahead of the curve was Mr. Patton Oswalt, re COVID-19.

    • @bradrum1
      @bradrum1 4 роки тому +6

      Pretty ahead... I was with him. The writing was on the wall when you saw doctors in wuhan indicate that aerosol transmission was happening. And it was not fun.

    • @ScottySayz
      @ScottySayz 4 роки тому +11

      @Shawn N yep. 300K+ lives lost and hospital ICU’s full wave after wave, but your right, it’s all overblown. Smfh.

    • @TheVincident.
      @TheVincident. 4 роки тому +2

      @Shawn N You know, just because you try to prevent and treat a virus doesnt make it less deadly. If its so important to you that "the greatest country" also has "the greatest plague" then sure go ahead seems like you already got "the greatest idiots"

    • @Mozart1220
      @Mozart1220 4 роки тому +3

      @Shawn N Always blaming the mean ol media? LOL How many batshit conspiracies can you put into one post? Jeez...

    • @ScottySayz
      @ScottySayz 4 роки тому +3

      @Shawn N that never happened, at least not in the eyes of non Qanon believers. Nobody who died of a car accident had a COD listed as COVID. Today, we’re closing in REPORTED cases 25 million cases, 410K deaths, 4 new variants of the virus, and yet you still have the audacity to say this is overblown by the media. WAKE UP.
      I’m glad and relieved to hear your family members recovered, but that isn’t the case with many others. I, in fact just recently lost a grandmother-in-law due to COVID. She led a full life, but the fact that we couldn’t personally communicate with her the entire time she was sick, knowing her fate, was gut wrenching. That is the part they don’t talk enough about in the news. The fact that these people who come down with severe cases are left to fight this alone, no family or friends. Bless the healthcare workers for their love and assistance, but it’s not family.
      So no, I don’t and will never share your view that this virus and the way it’s being reported is overkill. It’s not. Thank goodness we finally have a leader who seems to actually care about it and wont try and sweep it and it’s statistics under the rug.

  • @fadingideals3871
    @fadingideals3871 5 років тому +229

    Best Patton Oswalt line of all time (directed at his parents):
    "I'm a fat comedian with OCD! THIS IS NOT GOOD PARENTING!"

    • @vincentjflorio
      @vincentjflorio 5 років тому +2

      (Paraphrasing) "Then he pulls out a silvery metallic balloon...PERFECT FOR SWORDS..."

  • @mattkidroske
    @mattkidroske 4 роки тому +724

    "I'm a little worried about the Coronavirus..."

  • @douglas_drew
    @douglas_drew 5 років тому +137

    One of my greatest joys in life was nightly bedtime reading to my younger son. One of my proudest times was after years of reading the first six Harry Potter books to him, he was the nightly reader of the seventh book to me.

    • @carollund8251
      @carollund8251 5 років тому +7

      That was a great time for me and my children too. And we had to wait until the next one came out, it made it all the more exciting. I think there was an interval of about three years between the third and fourth, book, torture! Reminds me of the old days when we had to wait for a letter to arrive in the mail, sometimes for weeks. Delayed gratification has disappeared nowadays, but hail to Harry Potter anyway!

    • @pd94832
      @pd94832 5 років тому +2

      My mom and I did the same thing! We read the first four and caught up to JK publishing in maybe a year or two, then I think she finally was like "I know you can read the last three on your own and don't want you to have wait for us to read them, so go ahead and read them without me!"

    • @BaldingClamydia
      @BaldingClamydia 5 років тому +2

      My uncle and I read out loud to each other every night, up until about high school. They're still my best memories 😊

  • @RoboticDragon
    @RoboticDragon 4 роки тому +12

    This is one of the best interviews I have seen from Colbert on this show.

  • @missybarbour6885
    @missybarbour6885 5 років тому +846

    This is a dangerous concentration of weapons grade wit on one stage.

    • @collybeans586
      @collybeans586 5 років тому +2

      oki..

    • @OneTraveller
      @OneTraveller 5 років тому +14

      True, but worth the risk. I did wear one of those little masks, though I don't know of it did any good...

    • @debbiedoodiedandi
      @debbiedoodiedandi 5 років тому +4

      True. But I definitely don't want it to be diluted in any way

    • @akumaking1
      @akumaking1 5 років тому +2

      Only if you include sharpened pencils

    • @drofnoise555
      @drofnoise555 5 років тому +1

      weapons grade shills for the military industrial complex and big government

  • @VAULT-TEC_INC.
    @VAULT-TEC_INC. 5 років тому +306

    Props for Stephen’s “Assassin’s Creed” reference!

    • @lilshabaz1862
      @lilshabaz1862 5 років тому +11

      props to his writers

    • @cheesecakelasagna
      @cheesecakelasagna 4 роки тому

      Timestamp?

    • @alalalala57
      @alalalala57 4 роки тому

      @@lilshabaz1862 Which writers?

    • @pacman1789
      @pacman1789 4 роки тому +3

      Seriously? You people don't know where in the video he literally says Assassin's Creed? He wasn't exactly subtle.

    • @jamiesh
      @jamiesh 3 роки тому

      @Brandon Vladovic oh he definitely has writers. 100 percent. he's definitely the head writer, but he's not the only one.

  • @samantha956
    @samantha956 5 років тому +166

    Stephen's face at the end needs to become a meme

  • @blakwngbrd
    @blakwngbrd 5 років тому +68

    My dad read The Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings to me as bedtime stories starting when I was 6. It took us two years, and it was perfect 😍

    • @themaggattack
      @themaggattack 2 роки тому +4

      My dad did, too. Wonderful memories. ❤

    • @TheDylls
      @TheDylls Рік тому +1

      My daughter is about to turn 3 and I loved those books... Something I'll have to keep in mind. Thanks!

    • @volleyjacket
      @volleyjacket Рік тому +1

      I'm doing that right now. We just reached Tom Bombadil.

  • @delfin7461
    @delfin7461 5 років тому +191

    Oh he's so spot on about the 70s and books. I remember being in 8th grade and I was reading "The Exocist" and my math teacher asked me if my parents knew I was reading it, and I said, "uh yeah, my dad gave it to me"

    • @RictusHolloweye
      @RictusHolloweye 5 років тому +7

      Yep. Read the Shining as a kid in the 70's because it was in the bookcase. I don't think that's a bad thing though, because kids can stop reading if the book is disturbing them. If it's engrossing them, then great!

    • @ffeff8353
      @ffeff8353 5 років тому +34

      @@RictusHolloweye My parents had a huge library and I was never forbidden from reading anything at all. I remember overhearing one of my mother's friends scolding her about it, and when I asked her later my mother told me that in her view, if something wasn't "appropriate" for my age I would find it either boring or incomprehensible, in which latter case I was always free to ask her or my dad for help. She was right, too -- I remember attempting to read political or philosophical stuff and finding it mostly dull (because I lacked so much background knowledge), or my first sex scenes when I was still a child (they went right over my head). But what persisted for a lifetime was my love of reading, I think fostered by my parents' wisdom.

    • @pranakhan
      @pranakhan 5 років тому +3

      In my 5th grade class (10-11), a bunch of kids had already read IT. Different people suggested it to me. I ask the first person what it was about, and after that I told everyone No. I don't think so! Maybe later! I want something upbeat, life sucks enough right now without..all of that. Jesus!

    • @dreamervanroom
      @dreamervanroom 5 років тому +1

      It upset me as an adult.

    • @nathanadler8316
      @nathanadler8316 5 років тому +10

      I was reading H P Lovecraft at 11 - I remember a sleepover for a friends 12th birthday, and telling him all about them; he had nightmares afterwards and his parents were NOT happy with me.

  • @randyj420
    @randyj420 4 роки тому +13

    I was lucky enough to see Patton several times when he was still doing lots of underground comedy standup in L.A. before he was a household name or on King of Queens. 1 of the best standup comedians of all time. Dark - quick - surreal jokes - nerdy stuff - brilliant.

  • @dalejones9919
    @dalejones9919 5 років тому +211

    Patton Oswald is a National Treasure, Comedy Gold.. (and he is not Impeached)

    • @Balstrome1
      @Balstrome1 5 років тому +13

      Well he does not make 'perfect' phone calls.

    • @MisterBigMac1
      @MisterBigMac1 5 років тому +6

      I think we should impeach him for crimes against mundanity.

    • @brannonhill4046
      @brannonhill4046 5 років тому +4

      He's the Somewhat Unstable Genius

    • @Dixler683
      @Dixler683 5 років тому +3

      Dale Jones I used to feel sorry for him on “ the king of queens “ because of the way he was treated, I know ...only a TV show but still felt bad for him. After realizing he is a dipshit in real life I bet the cast wanted to beat the crap out of him everyday. This national treasure should be exported to Venezuela along with commie colbert. Impeach that. MAGA TRUMP 2020.

    • @MrMugenwii
      @MrMugenwii 5 років тому +3

      @@Dixler683 ok edgelord

  • @AnimalLover101195
    @AnimalLover101195 5 років тому +22

    Idk what was more hilarious, Patton’s comeback or Stephen’s slide over the desk 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MLEbug
    @MLEbug 5 років тому +46

    I started with The Hobbit at 10 or 11 and it sparked my love for all things Tolkien. I can understand how having read The Lord Of The Rings, proceeding to The Hobbit makes it seem small and inconsequential but if it where you begin, it's like a warm greeting into a world that just keeps growing with you. It's fantastic! It was also written as a bedtime story FOR Tolkien's son so it would be PERFECT for Patton to read aloud with his daughter...just saying.

    • @themaggattack
      @themaggattack 2 роки тому +2

      Perfect description. The Hobbit is the heart of it all!

    • @markgraf9695
      @markgraf9695 2 роки тому +1

      My friends got me started on that wonderful journey and had me start with the Hobbit, very grateful. Having read them several times.

  • @MisterTingles
    @MisterTingles 5 років тому +36

    the little nerd slap fight at the end, when Stephen wanted to lift his hand in the air...

    • @manicpixiecremegirl
      @manicpixiecremegirl 5 років тому +1

      MrTingles I had to scroll way too far to find this comment.

    • @Seantendo
      @Seantendo 5 років тому +1

      Issat tap-dancing crab demon?!

  • @GenoLoma
    @GenoLoma 5 років тому +230

    Did Stephen just go OVER the desk..!?!

    • @OneTraveller
      @OneTraveller 5 років тому +9

      IKR? 😄

    • @iriscraig307
      @iriscraig307 5 років тому +5

      I love it

    • @dmello6068
      @dmello6068 5 років тому +7

      I have been scrolling for several minutes and i was wondering why everyone is overlooking the desk leap

    • @alonealien1474
      @alonealien1474 5 років тому +9

      Man, I am nearly half his age and I probably wouldn't be able to do that so seamlessly!

    • @e66iu
      @e66iu 5 років тому +14

      He looked like a Detective in an action movie doing the "car hood slide" to get in the car before a chase scene. I would watch a Stephen Colbert/ Patton Oswald action- cop drama.

  • @cgodfrey19
    @cgodfrey19 5 років тому +81

    Me: John Krasinski's DM is the best part of this interview
    This Interview: Hold my beer
    Me: OK, Patton's stunned look when Stephen shrugs off The Hobbit is the best part.
    This Interview: Hold my other beer
    Me: OK, Stephen's reaction to Patton's comeback is the best part
    This interview: Thanks for holding my beers. [Chugs both beers]

  • @staubglanz
    @staubglanz 5 років тому +17

    What amazing chemistry and that comeback at the end was great!

  • @TastySchu4
    @TastySchu4 5 років тому +3

    Love Patton Oswalt! One of a kind and a treasure. Just an incredibly strong, amazing & great example of what we need.

  • @middle_pickup
    @middle_pickup 5 років тому +252

    The Hobbit is my favorite novel. It kinda hurts to hear that "eh." :/ I agree it's not high literature compared to The Lord of the Rings, but it wasn't meant to be. It was written as a children's book. It's also the start of an amazing storytelling world.

    • @Elephantstonica
      @Elephantstonica 5 років тому +53

      Zachary Drummond
      Yep, never skip the Hobbit. For riddles in the dark alone.

    • @deanclark8783
      @deanclark8783 5 років тому +41

      I don't agree with him but I understand Stephen's viewpoint based on him mentioning that he'd already read LotR several times before reading The Hobbit. LotR is a saga in which the fate of an entire realm is at stake while The Hobbit is a wonderful but focused adventure story that was never intended to have the scope of LotR. I think reading it before LotR would give you more appreciation for The Hobbit than reading it after LotR.

    • @sdfkjgh
      @sdfkjgh 5 років тому +7

      Dean Clark: I say be a _real_ hipster and start with en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bored_of_the_Rings

    • @srkh8966
      @srkh8966 5 років тому +6

      Dean Clark plus, The Hobbit was written for children.

    • @meropetied
      @meropetied 5 років тому +5

      Eh
      (Heh heh)
      I also love it because I read it first when I was nine. But then The Lord of the Rings blew me away when I was eleven and I've read it multiple times over since then (maybe six times?). The Hobbit I read once at nine and then again at seventeen immediately after graduating high school.
      Similarly, I've never loved Star Wars (A New Hope) that much. Never saw it til I was in high school. Was just too young. But I saw Empire and Return in theaters as a kid and adore them. And now I also believe they're way better as an adult too! Haha
      But it's when you fall in love with a thing that matters.

  • @MichaelDodge27
    @MichaelDodge27 5 років тому +17

    3:33 Yet another reason to love Patton Oswalt AND John Krasinski

    • @MichaelDodge27
      @MichaelDodge27 5 років тому

      @Mr. 8-Bit Doggo But Patton Oswalt would never lie!! Would he?? lol

  • @dubwhite852
    @dubwhite852 5 років тому +6

    That was a HELUVA smack-down by Patton at the end. LOVE those guys!!!!!!!!

  • @SuperBC1975
    @SuperBC1975 5 років тому +43

    "It's (about) a killer dog, Cujo, enjoy." Ah, parenting of the 1970s.

  • @sfsdfsdfsdf472
    @sfsdfsdfsdf472 5 років тому +3

    I love how real Stephen Colbert is. I'd rather see those slightly-awkward parts of the conversation than that over-the-top rehearsed BS that the producers/writers have to dish out sometimes. Colbert deserves to have a lot of legroom in that regard. He's a fantastic interviewer because he can empathize with the guest. Hope he's doing well.

  • @MzBabsie
    @MzBabsie 5 років тому +165

    The worst part of this interview: "We have to take a break..."

    • @silverblue73
      @silverblue73 5 років тому +3

      yeah, that part realllly sucked :(

  • @fathmaamir
    @fathmaamir 5 років тому +7

    Best comeback by Patton and Best Colbert reaction ever!!! Lovedddddddddd this interaction by miles ❤️🥂🤣

  • @TrumbullComic
    @TrumbullComic 4 роки тому +1

    The look of sheer glee that Second City alum Stephen Colbert gets at 8:41 when he realizes he just heard a MASTER callback. THAT is how you "Yes, and...", people.

  • @anthonyt4154
    @anthonyt4154 5 років тому +93

    This was a legendary interview.

    • @OneTraveller
      @OneTraveller 5 років тому +4

      It was epic. I had to replay it, and watch Stephen slide over the desk again 😄

  • @resplndnt
    @resplndnt 5 років тому +1

    I love seeing patton and Stephen together, they seem like they have a genuine friendship

  • @enderwiggin3975
    @enderwiggin3975 5 років тому +21

    When I was a kid the Hobbit was my favorite book by far. I agree more with Patton. The Hobbit is a great stepping stone into the violence of LOTR. To not include the Hobbit when you think LOTR is a mistake.

    • @shuboy05
      @shuboy05 2 роки тому

      Not to mention The Hobbit has several deaths at the end AND a massive battle.

  • @MisterBigMac1
    @MisterBigMac1 5 років тому +4

    Patton is one of those omnipresent - brilliant - actors who we’d miss if not there! His humour is brilliant!

  • @thejohnwick5519
    @thejohnwick5519 5 років тому +123

    Patton Oswalt is a legend! Most of his roles are iconic, but his most remarkable role in my opinion is Spence Olchin in The King of Queens!

    • @FeelItRising
      @FeelItRising 5 років тому +1

      Constable Bob in Justified.

    • @Habitt5253
      @Habitt5253 5 років тому +6

      Star Wars filibuster in P & R.

    • @srkh8966
      @srkh8966 5 років тому

      FeelItRising ❤️

    • @csainphor
      @csainphor 5 років тому +4

      I think King of Queens held him back. He is so much funnier then that character.

    • @srkh8966
      @srkh8966 5 років тому +1

      Habitt5253 I showed that clip to my students as an example of fan fiction lol

  • @TakingLosses
    @TakingLosses 2 роки тому +2

    The funniest part is the grunt when Stephen raises Patton’s arm. Delivered like a true master voice actor.

    • @peterw8835
      @peterw8835 2 роки тому

      It was funny because Patton was sure he was going to fight him

  • @ender003
    @ender003 5 років тому +38

    Patton's face at 5:55 is priceless.

    • @cgodfrey19
      @cgodfrey19 5 років тому +2

      You can see his brain absolutely malfunction.

  • @VianPlays
    @VianPlays 5 років тому +6

    I love it whenever Stephen talks about LoTR. And this entire interview was just so much fun and entertaining to watch. Patton Oswalt's video--I gotta be honest--made me a bit misty-eyed, because I remember my dad doing the same thing with me when I was a kid. And that censorship comeback? GOLD!

  • @klarastern5597
    @klarastern5597 5 років тому +26

    in my next life, I would really, really like to have Patton as my Dad...

  • @eily_b
    @eily_b 5 років тому +5

    "The Dark is Rising" pentalogy by Susan Cooper (written 1965 - 1977). Awesome fantsy novel for older children and sadly barely noticed... First book is called "Over Sea, Under Stone".

    • @super_slo
      @super_slo 5 років тому +1

      GREAT books! Loved them!

    • @eily_b
      @eily_b 5 років тому +1

      @@super_slo Oh, nice! Someone who knows and loves them. 😘

  • @Trashplat
    @Trashplat 5 років тому +215

    Colbert interviews always seem far less rehearsed than Kimmel or Fallon ones.

    • @VampyRagDoll
      @VampyRagDoll 5 років тому +25

      theunsolvedcase more honest and less ass kissy

    • @yilong76
      @yilong76 5 років тому +37

      When you have depth and intelligence on a wide range of topics, you can go in any direction with ease, instead of having to steer a conversation into your own comfort-zone ...

    • @jayweh
      @jayweh 5 років тому +26

      fallon is extremely unwatchable. his giggling and excitement is distracting.

    • @busolaak
      @busolaak 5 років тому +14

      Kimmel I can deal with a bit but Fallon?!! 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @DeSaxofoonVanPeter
      @DeSaxofoonVanPeter 5 років тому +1

      Look up Vic Berger's edits of Fallon on UA-cam, good stuff

  • @mgg5418
    @mgg5418 4 роки тому +4

    WOW Stephen’s face when he realized he just got owned by Patton, he was so thrilled haha 😂

  • @AbsoluteSkycaptain
    @AbsoluteSkycaptain 5 років тому +26

    I get where Stephen is coming from.
    But if you're reading the books to your daughter who has never experienced that world, skipping The Hobbit seems a bit heartless.

    • @weebjeez
      @weebjeez 2 роки тому

      I've always been torn on this, Razelluxe from two years ago. . . Like, on one hand, I like the idea of shrouding the Ring in mystery and legend. Why was this powerful artifact with Bilbo? Who is that strange creature who wanted the Ring? How did Bilbo know Gandalf? And where did Sting come from? etc etc etc. In that respect, The Hobbit feels more like the Silmarilian(sp?) in that respect. It's not about the main story, but it's supporting information. Perhaps the *most important* pieces of supporting information, sure... but still not really part of the main story.
      Very interesting, but honestly, I'd also say it's best to start with The Hobbit because it establishes a bit more of the world, as it could be, warts and all, rather than what Sauron wanted for it. Yes, there were fire-breathing dragons stealing hoardes of gold. But there was also song, and laughter and adventure~!
      I can see both sides. Wonder how Oswalt decided to go with it...

  • @3CHONPRODUCTIONS
    @3CHONPRODUCTIONS 5 років тому +56

    Now I want to watch a show of Colbert and Oswalt interviewing the nerdyist celebrities. Joe Manganiello could be the first guest.

  • @ccggenius
    @ccggenius 5 років тому +162

    I'm glad everyone has decided that "The Cursed Child" doesn't exist. 7 books is plenty.

    • @AC3handle
      @AC3handle 5 років тому

      What's wrong with Cursed Child? It works. Sort of...

    • @darkmyro
      @darkmyro 5 років тому +27

      the cursed child is fan fiction: change my mind!

    • @AC3handle
      @AC3handle 5 років тому

      @@darkmyro It was written and approved by JK rowling?

    • @darkmyro
      @darkmyro 5 років тому +1

      @@AC3handle it was a joke, and I'm not even that big a fan of the books.

    • @rc5409
      @rc5409 5 років тому +14

      @@darkmyro dont knock fanfiction. There are absolute pearls in the world of fanfiction which are longer, have more substance and understanding of the original world. Cursed child is bad fanfiction

  • @ManubibiWalsh
    @ManubibiWalsh 5 років тому +5

    What a delightful conversation, loved every second of it.

  • @dmjdmj
    @dmjdmj 5 років тому +53

    It's so damn touching that he still wears his dead wife's wedding ring.

    • @m.c.5795
      @m.c.5795 5 років тому +2

      Sarcasm, perhaps? In case it's not, he has since remarried after his first wife died. To actress Meredith Salenger, who from all angles is doing a wonderful job in helping him raise his young daughter. 🙂

    • @dmjdmj
      @dmjdmj 5 років тому +9

      @@m.c.5795 Sarcasm? Why on Earth would it be sarcasm? Do you know what that word means? He is obviously wearing both rings because he never stopped loving his dead wife and obviously loves his current wife. It's an act of love and remembrance.

    • @shempaulus8233
      @shempaulus8233 5 років тому +1

      @@dmjdmj woah I didnt notice he was wearing both😮

    • @dmjdmj
      @dmjdmj 5 років тому +6

      ​@@Nyxeme "Harsh" seems a bit out of key, mate. Jarring is a better word in this case or is that not in your vocabulary?

  • @muhammadfaisal5Y5
    @muhammadfaisal5Y5 5 місяців тому +1

    Colbert advising to skip The Hobbit is like Hermione saying it is useless to bring Hogwarts A History on a roadtrip.

  • @zanyhands29
    @zanyhands29 5 років тому +19

    Patton read Anne of Green Gables series. Anne is a wonderful female character. The books are so well written.

  • @globalwarmhugs7741
    @globalwarmhugs7741 5 років тому

    I gave this interview a standing ovation and a slow clap. In. My. Living. Room. Super glad no one saw! I'm such a dork.

  • @poohssmartbrother1146
    @poohssmartbrother1146 5 років тому +116

    The series of unfortunate events. Artemis Fowl, Redwall. All great novel series. Redwall especially
    Edit: thanks for all the likes and replies! Artemis Fowl has a movie coming out. Alex Rider is good too, but more into the teens. Oh and the Warriors (cats) books might be perfert for her to read by herself

    • @CharlieQuartz
      @CharlieQuartz 5 років тому +14

      Omg I literally hear no one talk about Redwall! I read the whole series when I was nine and I still hold it in that special place in my heart. I should read it again someday just to relive the nostalgia and get that special perspective of having lived another decade.

    • @angrysaltycroutan3262
      @angrysaltycroutan3262 5 років тому +4

      Yay! I thought everyone but me had forgotten about Artemis Fowl. I cried when it ended.

    • @obsolete18
      @obsolete18 5 років тому +2

      Percy Jackson and Rangers apprentice are also fantastic

    • @extremelyonline
      @extremelyonline 5 років тому +1

      Victoria Vallejos Isn’t there a movie coming out though

    • @TheIdeanator
      @TheIdeanator 5 років тому +2

      Redwall is the first series I remember my dad reading to me. Definitely good stuff in the 5-10 age group so it might be a wee bit late for her now. I dressed up as Matthias and ran around the backyard having mad fun.

  • @TalynWuff
    @TalynWuff 5 років тому

    Stephen could not hop over that desk quick enough after that facial expression. He knew he got owned. Lol. Good wit!

  • @kevingibson2519
    @kevingibson2519 2 роки тому +2

    Patton's face when Stephen goes "meh" is still one of my favorite live reactions.

  • @1234eldibu
    @1234eldibu 5 років тому +2

    I just love it when someone really, truly cracks Colbert up

  • @GlennDavey
    @GlennDavey 5 років тому +3

    I like how Patton Oswalt sits for a talk show. That would be me too: maximum comfort.

  • @OhKaeThen
    @OhKaeThen 5 років тому

    Oh, how awesome his wife caught that on camera! I just finished the Deathly Hallows with my daughter night before last, and we were both in tears because it’s been 4 years that we’ve been on this journey and we didn’t want it to end! My husband just started reading the Percy Jackson series with her last night. 💕

  • @EricBridges
    @EricBridges 4 роки тому +8

    Stephen: "Let's look at this weird thing Patton Oswalt does on airplanes!"
    Me, in 2021: "I don't get it."

  • @Kojak559
    @Kojak559 5 років тому

    The more I see/hear/read of Patton Oswalt... I am utterly amused and amazed. What a brilliant human being.

  • @spaceo8568
    @spaceo8568 5 років тому +43

    Perhaps I'm ignorant to the popularity of Patton Oswalt, but I think he's totally underated in his stand up. Annihilation was side splitting. And his older stuff is JUST as good.

    • @Sam-vi2ho
      @Sam-vi2ho 5 років тому

      Yep, you're ignorant. He fills venues and has won stand up awards.
      Which personally shocks me, since I think most of his material+delivery just isn't funny (to me).

    • @Idolhands7007
      @Idolhands7007 5 років тому +1

      Sam wow you found a way to insult her twice in response to a perfectly nice, innocuous comment. Congrats?

    • @Sam-vi2ho
      @Sam-vi2ho 5 років тому +1

      @@Idolhands7007 The first bit wasn't an insult, it was a fact.
      The second bit was my personal opinion. We all have them. I find it offensive that you'd be offended on behalf of another person for absolutely no reason.
      But thanks I guess.

    • @QuakerMC
      @QuakerMC 5 років тому

      He's a pretty well-recognized stand-up comic, but I'd say he's done less tv and movie roles than other comics that have achieved similar success. I'm not sure why that is, that's probably why he seems under appreciated

    • @MtheAtheist
      @MtheAtheist 5 років тому +2

      Listen to Werewolves and Lollipops.

  • @jackhuston5298
    @jackhuston5298 2 роки тому +1

    8:51-9:51 is the top anime comeback in history

  • @BattyDana
    @BattyDana 5 років тому +32

    I'm not mad about Stephen's eh about The Hobbit at all. It's only one of my favorite books of all time and I am so disappointed in Stephen as a nerd and *SCREAMS INTO PILLOW*. Ok... I may be mad.

  • @keananrice9173
    @keananrice9173 4 роки тому

    LMFAO his face when Patton gets him at the end is priceless

  • @mordreddarkfall456
    @mordreddarkfall456 5 років тому +32

    I know your going to read these Patton, so: Terry Pratchetts Discworld books.
    Safe enough for a 10 year old without insulting their intelligence, you'll really enjoy the material and sharing it with your daughter.
    Plus, there are enough in the series that eventually, you can smoothly transition from you reading to her, to her reading to you.... ya'know years from now in the ole comedians home or whatever. lol
    Seriously though, they're phenomenal. And She'll probably still be reading them when shes grown, because that happens a LOT with those books. So she'll have those memories of the two of you together for the rest of her life bud.
    From one dad to another my friend.
    (Might like Douglas Adam's books as well)

    • @berkpick
      @berkpick 5 років тому +2

      Pratchett has different things for different ages too.
      give her carpet people and amazing maurice now, tiffany aching in a few years, then the witches, guards, death and the rest.
      Adams was for sci fi what Pratchett was for fantasy
      (i try really hard to pretend not to know pratchett did a little sci-fi because then I might be tempted to compare the two and that would be cruel to Terry.)
      I'm sure Gaiman has something age appropriate too...

    • @LindaB651
      @LindaB651 5 років тому

      Excellent suggestion!

    • @NancyPower33
      @NancyPower33 5 років тому +4

      Currently flying through Sir Terry's works with my soon to be 12 year old! We started on his works after finishing the Hitchhiker's Guide "trilogy". We now have an unbreakable bond forged in the joys of the ridiculous. 💖

  • @suryapratha
    @suryapratha 5 років тому

    When Stephen lifted his hand after saying I didn't know you were into censoring - it was pure INNER JOY of finest mental reflex :)

  • @ecfeclipse
    @ecfeclipse 5 років тому +30

    Stephen Colbert with the Assassin's Creed reference. Dat boi

  • @alexismccourt7712
    @alexismccourt7712 5 років тому

    Really enjoyed this interview. Thanks.

  • @sdfkjgh
    @sdfkjgh 5 років тому +17

    5:41 Might I suggest Pratchett?

    • @donsurlylyte
      @donsurlylyte 4 роки тому +1

      YES! that would keep them going for quite a while

  • @Justindedwards215
    @Justindedwards215 4 роки тому

    I love how they all laughed...little did we know...so innocent so naive.....

  • @dreamstever
    @dreamstever 5 років тому +7

    The Hobbit is absolutely amazing! Stevie’s got this one wrong. That would be an awesome book to read to a kid I think.

  • @AnimalLover101195
    @AnimalLover101195 5 років тому

    John deciding to dm Patton and ask if he was dressed as a ninja sitting next to him, instead of just going up and asking him!
    That is STRAIGHT from the introvert’s playbook! 🤣🤣🤣 John Krasinski just representing all introverts, I love it! 😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @FEARisCOLD
    @FEARisCOLD 5 років тому +23

    He looks like he's getting ready for mortal kombat in that pic.

  • @memphotan
    @memphotan 5 років тому

    Patton has a direct line to my funny bone. I just love this guy!

  • @aeonlincoln5474
    @aeonlincoln5474 5 років тому +24

    8:43 Top 10 Anime Comebacks!

  • @jackson857
    @jackson857 2 роки тому

    8:42 That's a brilliant comeback.

  • @B123Sarah
    @B123Sarah 4 роки тому +4

    “If I close my eyes I can hear Remy from Ratatouille.... and the voice over of the Goldbergs”

  • @Babbles217
    @Babbles217 4 роки тому

    At the end when Stephen jumped over the desk, Patton looked ready to fight him lol

  • @93Jubilee
    @93Jubilee 5 років тому +6

    The Narnia series is a wonderful accompaniment to Harry Potter. My young daughter and I had a wonderful time with so many series, but Narnia and Potter were the best.

  • @TD-ue3bb
    @TD-ue3bb 5 років тому +1

    8:46 that was the quickest zoom out I've seen in talk shows in long time.

  • @NaeOnYT
    @NaeOnYT 5 років тому +5

    How dare you, Stephen. I LOVE "The Hobbit."

  • @julieclark3768
    @julieclark3768 5 років тому

    This might be my favourite Colbert interview so far.

  • @MichaelPeterson1982
    @MichaelPeterson1982 5 років тому +5

    I'm glad he was able to get married and that he and his daughter look so happy. Patton Oswalt is a strong man. I'm not sure I could go on if my wife suddenly passed away.

  • @Dogen70
    @Dogen70 5 років тому +1

    Stephen Colbert will always have my respect bc when he had his old show he had Mos Def and Talib kweli. This was probably my fifth time watching the show ever so when he said their names and did the interview, I was struck by the fact that there was an ease and comfortable vibe that said he is cool. He was comfortable in his own skin but I couldn't place so I wiki'ed him and found out his dad was a lawyer for the Civil rights movement and knew King and the rest of them. And I was like yep that fits

  • @FEARisCOLD
    @FEARisCOLD 5 років тому +6

    Patton is a great Dad. His wife in heaven would be so proud.

  • @Orion-zq8jf
    @Orion-zq8jf 2 роки тому

    that was awesome,,..what a interview/conversation

  • @kenneth6996
    @kenneth6996 5 років тому +40

    Patton read the discworld series, can't recommend it enough

    • @evillyn7895
      @evillyn7895 5 років тому +5

      You have excellent taste in literature! I was going to suggest Terry Pratchett...maybe "Wee Free Men" first.

    • @AndreaCuchetto
      @AndreaCuchetto 5 років тому +2

      Yes!

    • @Thalacia
      @Thalacia 5 років тому +2

      This is the correct answer.

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 5 років тому +1

      Although maybe skip the first 2.
      (Even Sir Terry said they were written more as parodies)

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 5 років тому +1

      Or Neil Gaiman's childrens books, he's a big proponent of not sugar coating stories.

  • @joemagnus5085
    @joemagnus5085 2 роки тому +1

    Watching this in 2022 & it's pretty trippy thinking that about a month after this Stephen was doing the show from his house, drinking bourbon

  • @quantumraptor1485
    @quantumraptor1485 5 років тому +3

    8:48 can we talk about the slide over the desk?

  • @cynsabonorris1924
    @cynsabonorris1924 7 місяців тому

    I love these two together lol

  • @JJnator209
    @JJnator209 5 років тому +16

    As SOON as he said Assassin’s Creed, I liked.

  • @paulinelambert7780
    @paulinelambert7780 5 років тому +2

    5:50 when they talk about the Hobbit.
    You're welcome :-)

  • @margosparkle4299
    @margosparkle4299 5 років тому +12

    Yes. Don't skip The Hobbit. Sets up everything for Lord of the Rings. Very enjoyable also.

  • @sarahhammond3748
    @sarahhammond3748 5 років тому

    Patton is and will always be my favorite!