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  • @citrus-eater
    @citrus-eater 4 роки тому +945

    “Pret, alletz”
    “Pret a manger”
    I’m in tears

    • @MeredithMynroseUniversalHealer
      @MeredithMynroseUniversalHealer 4 роки тому +2

      😂

    • @mirofeya
      @mirofeya 3 роки тому +2

      Please what does it means? My foreign language at school was English.

    • @citrus-eater
      @citrus-eater 3 роки тому +23

      @@mirofeya “pret alletz” means go in french and it’s a term used in the sport of fencing. “pret a manger” is the name of a cafe franchise that’s common in the UK, like starbucks. So he’s just making fun of the two since they both started with the word “pret”.
      I hope this makes sense and good luck on your studies!

    • @milosm9280
      @milosm9280 3 роки тому +3

      @@mirofeya prêt allez means ready fight

    • @sebastianbates
      @sebastianbates 3 роки тому +3

      Pret a manager
      That is one of the clues for the 10,000

  • @rebeccaw.301
    @rebeccaw.301 4 роки тому +784

    I feel like this is the only video where the classic music in the background is actually fitting the content😂

    • @herrstiefel603
      @herrstiefel603 4 роки тому +14

      You cant go wrong with classical music in the background😂

    • @rebeccaw.301
      @rebeccaw.301 4 роки тому

      You are both very right

    • @amulyamishra5745
      @amulyamishra5745 4 роки тому

      Is it classical ? What's it called ?
      Any idea ? Anyone ?

    • @ncls.1371
      @ncls.1371 3 роки тому

      No it's always appropriate

  • @xDancingInTheSky
    @xDancingInTheSky 4 роки тому +865

    France: Bonjour
    Germany: Hola
    Makes sense

    • @fabianneuhaus5248
      @fabianneuhaus5248 4 роки тому +23

      am German, can confirm

    • @Thisworldisagoner
      @Thisworldisagoner 4 роки тому +4

      I learnt some German some years back. Elementary level. I had to go back and question myself about the Hola 😂

    • @amulyamishra5745
      @amulyamishra5745 4 роки тому +1

      Isn't it Guten Morgen in German ?

    • @Thisworldisagoner
      @Thisworldisagoner 4 роки тому

      @@amulyamishra5745 Thats good morning. We were taught to say Hallo 😅

    • @_the_
      @_the_ 3 роки тому +1

      @@Thisworldisagoner German here! It's hallo.

  • @needyverse
    @needyverse 4 роки тому +269

    Max at 2:20: Hears about how people can be impaled
    Max at 4:20: Decides that distracting Ru mid-lunge is worth the risk

  • @xzempty_8387
    @xzempty_8387 4 роки тому +649

    I went to Lord Farquaad’s Fencing Academy and I am personally offended.

  • @bootifulfandoms
    @bootifulfandoms 4 роки тому +445

    Should've said "Foiled you" at the end there. Missed opportunity!

  • @arishatahir7838
    @arishatahir7838 4 роки тому +265

    the commonwealth gold medalist is so humble

    • @jdd5672
      @jdd5672 4 роки тому +23

      'champion over here, i kinda want to fight you now' - Max was definitely chatting her up

  • @s0sonmi
    @s0sonmi 4 роки тому +127

    "You can't trust Ru. I didn't even like your drag race."
    I'M WHEEZING

  • @Magrat_Knoblauch
    @Magrat_Knoblauch 4 роки тому +376

    "I've been to Germany" ~ _"Hola"_
    Me, a German: *Nein, nein, nein*

  • @vinaysukhija8088
    @vinaysukhija8088 4 роки тому +185

    She let him have the last point 😂

  • @ianport2185
    @ianport2185 4 роки тому +94

    I represented my university at fencing back in the 80s. Our team came last, every time, and I gave up shortly thereafter. Just thought I'd share.

  • @Macarite
    @Macarite 4 роки тому +15

    This is so refreshing to see my sport properly represented! so many videos which wash it over, but you've made an accurate portrayal. =)

  • @louisavander7805
    @louisavander7805 4 роки тому +16

    4:21 an absolute classic move 👏👏

  • @georgiabielec4125
    @georgiabielec4125 2 роки тому +23

    As someone who's fenced for half their life and loves the sport this video was perfect

    • @38yearoldhitchiker
      @38yearoldhitchiker Рік тому +3

      Hopefully epee (the real sport)

    • @saidhuizar2893
      @saidhuizar2893 Рік тому +2

      ​@@38yearoldhitchikerLol, as an epee fencer I totally agree with you here

    • @EXSKYE
      @EXSKYE 11 місяців тому +2

      @@saidhuizar2893 as a saber fencer i completely disagree

    • @albertbresca8904
      @albertbresca8904 5 місяців тому

      @@38yearoldhitchiker as someone who fences 3 weapons they are all equal... equally fun and equally challenging...

    • @38yearoldhitchiker
      @38yearoldhitchiker 5 місяців тому

      @@EXSKYE "fencer"

  • @JohnSmith-dg3rd
    @JohnSmith-dg3rd 4 роки тому +33

    Collab with James Veitch please!

  • @Ashfielder
    @Ashfielder 4 роки тому +48

    I’m still on the fence to be honest.

  • @winkyben69
    @winkyben69 4 роки тому +10

    As someone who does fencing, this was very funny! :D

  • @jamesburns4574
    @jamesburns4574 4 роки тому +9

    The beeping in the background made me keep pausing the video and think I was going crazy

  • @benmatthews9015
    @benmatthews9015 4 роки тому +12

    This shouldn’t have been a streetsmart episode should have a episode of un-conventional

  • @Froggeh92
    @Froggeh92 4 роки тому +37

    aww she gave him a sympathy point haha

  • @bnap3221
    @bnap3221 4 роки тому +17

    Actually my fencing club was founded by a guy who took up fencing bc he though that it was the easiest way to get into the Olympics

  • @leelicayan2180
    @leelicayan2180 4 роки тому +14

    Max reviewing my sport makes feel like I've achieved something. P.S. we're not a posh sport anymore since it's become widely available to the general public in recent decades (Epee is obvs the best)

    • @kazz9849
      @kazz9849 4 роки тому +1

      Completely agreed with you until the end. Foil all the way lmao

    • @threeletteragent
      @threeletteragent 4 роки тому +5

      Épée gang we out here

    • @leelicayan2180
      @leelicayan2180 4 роки тому

      At least we're not Sabreurs guys (sorry Sabreurs, its easiest to gang up on you)

    • @rabbitwerewolf1631
      @rabbitwerewolf1631 2 роки тому +3

      I fully agree. Épée is just better. You don't have to worry about priority, just stab the guy before he stabs you

    • @martafiord
      @martafiord Рік тому

      I have a feeling that the equipment and place to train is a lot more expensive than football, basketball, volleyball etc

  • @vacannot
    @vacannot 4 роки тому +9

    I end every single one of your videos with the largest smile on my face. love em

  • @iTzNoXy96
    @iTzNoXy96 4 роки тому +7

    That girl is awfully modest

    • @arthurkemp4494
      @arthurkemp4494 4 роки тому

      Boy Better Noel no, it’s not the real commonwealth games because fencings not in the commonwealth game, they have there own but it’s a bit average because the best country’s at fencing aren’t in the commonwealth.

  • @sophiekuijper5394
    @sophiekuijper5394 4 роки тому +2

    3:33 "I didn't even like your drag race" low blow hahaha

  • @Boredartist08
    @Boredartist08 Рік тому +1

    As a past fencer, I do approve of this video

  • @maggiem733
    @maggiem733 4 роки тому +2

    My gosh, when the beeping started at the beginning I thought my house was on fire 😂😂😂😂 cheers to having your fire alarm sound the same

    • @Elholz
      @Elholz Рік тому

      Don't know if you are going to be reading this three years later but I wanted to let you know that fencing competitions will often feature lile 20 of those going off all over the room at slightly different times and sometimes with slightly different sounds. I somehow manage to block most of this noise while fighting and can even manage to focus on the beeps that are ment for me and my opponent but people that have accompanied me to tournaments have often complained about the near constant beeping.

  • @Chief_of_Beef
    @Chief_of_Beef 4 роки тому +6

    Can't wait to see Max Zac and Jay fencing for team GB this year

  • @notAshildr
    @notAshildr 2 роки тому +5

    The only time I've held a sword, tbh was while I was absolutely knackered in the basement of a fraternity. In retrospect, I probably shouldn't have followed a dude into his basement on the promise of him showing me his sword.

    • @missasyan
      @missasyan 2 роки тому

      You are hilarious my friend

  • @ajdexter4195
    @ajdexter4195 3 роки тому +4

    I wouldn’t have many limbs left if this was the Middle Ages 😂😂😭

  • @ConcordeFan
    @ConcordeFan Рік тому +1

    Fencer here - he's wearing a right handed jacket, but fencing left handed!

  • @ishaanshsingh7941
    @ishaanshsingh7941 4 роки тому +3

    Max, love, don't forget to have a cuppa to keep yourself warm. Stay hydrated.

  • @johnbob7764
    @johnbob7764 2 роки тому +3

    this is awesome. i'm suprised he picked sabre, seeing as it's the least common weapon

  • @2sacsorawkidneybeans272
    @2sacsorawkidneybeans272 Рік тому +1

    1:14 you’d be surprised how friendly fencers are. I mean you must both consent to being stabbed. So you must both be friendly enough to do this, and I think fencers tend to subconsciously stray from the violent nature of original fencing, additionally most fencers understand that a better mood means better playing, if you think, you die.

    • @Elholz
      @Elholz Рік тому

      Most fencing instructors worth their money also not only teach how to use the weapon but also respect and propper etiquette. It is similar in most martial arts but I can only speak about fencing from experience. Many things that might be common in other sports but also seen as disrespectful are offences that can get you sent home from a tournament. For example the fighters perform a greeting before the fight and to the same greeting and a handshake afterwards, purposefully denying your opponent the greeting or handshake can get you send home by the referee because it shows poor sportsmanship.

    • @2sacsorawkidneybeans272
      @2sacsorawkidneybeans272 Рік тому

      @@Elholz like if you don’t salute that’s a black card

  • @HarryBriggs98
    @HarryBriggs98 4 роки тому +11

    3:33 Well that was a lie. We have literal video evidence

  • @anastasia9447
    @anastasia9447 4 роки тому +4

    How is it that when Max Fosh was filming at my uni is the exact same time I was out of the country 😂😭

  • @thegoggstar
    @thegoggstar 2 роки тому

    0:48 Perfect German right there

  • @noone-tq7cs
    @noone-tq7cs 2 роки тому +2

    I've been a fencer for 4 years, unfortunately I had to stop cuz I had no money, in my club we used only sabres, though sometimes someone would bring a foil, and I have nothing to say about épées apart from the fact that it's just the French word for sword

  • @zaraellicock
    @zaraellicock 4 роки тому +75

    you cant trust ru i didnt even like your drag race lol

    • @albertbresca8904
      @albertbresca8904 5 місяців тому

      i didn't realise what he said til you made that comment...lol

  • @zedeighty
    @zedeighty 3 роки тому +3

    I want to see Max do all the posh sports.

  • @flameshadow39
    @flameshadow39 3 роки тому +1

    Loved the Lord Farquad reference

  • @yellowcrocs9000
    @yellowcrocs9000 4 роки тому +9

    If a shooting weekend was 0 and The Royal Family was 100 on the scale of posh, fencing would be slap bang in the middle

    • @emilymatthews5058
      @emilymatthews5058 4 роки тому

      Not really, go along to a club or a competition - the majority of people are not at all posh.

  • @woutjanmooij5852
    @woutjanmooij5852 4 роки тому +3

    that ending was great

  • @melia3462
    @melia3462 4 роки тому +2

    They’re all so nice and cute and I don’t know if that’s if I’m used to drunk people on this channel or not

  • @ellapritchard7232
    @ellapritchard7232 4 роки тому +4

    the same hand handshake and the end gave me second hand embarrassment

    • @Elholz
      @Elholz Рік тому

      As a fencing instructor it's always funny to see kids meeting a left-handed opponent for the first time. If they fight against them regularly they tend to shake hands as automatically as they would normally shake hands on the street but the first time I can often see the gears in their head turning while trying to figure out how to shake hands. This also happens to a lesser degree after their first fight because you shake your unprotected (usually the non-dominant) hand and most people aren't used to doing a handshake with the left hand.

  • @jordanparkinson842
    @jordanparkinson842 3 роки тому +4

    3:02 ;)

    • @SWNerd
      @SWNerd 3 роки тому +1

      you beat me by 2 seconds gg

  • @Dunicht69
    @Dunicht69 4 роки тому +1

    I don't know but max fosh videos are really good if your not drunk but also if you are. I think he edits his videos when he's drunk but films them sober. Just a thing to think about.

  • @janrudolph9106
    @janrudolph9106 Рік тому

    And you even had the electric west open, so that your target area had a whole. :)

  • @clarkmitchell8223
    @clarkmitchell8223 3 роки тому +2

    Right handed lamé on a lefty tut tut

  • @YasminOlivia-
    @YasminOlivia- 4 роки тому

    Honestly love your content so much 😂

  • @rebeccaw.301
    @rebeccaw.301 4 роки тому +12

    I am really afraid for the general public right know

  • @JagerMaister_Gaming
    @JagerMaister_Gaming 2 місяці тому

    I do épée fencing and as a fencer i can say that the different weapons are very different

  • @thepenguin9807
    @thepenguin9807 6 місяців тому

    “Germany”
    “Hola!”
    😭

  • @cansuozdemir6274
    @cansuozdemir6274 4 роки тому +2

    Pret A Manger LMAOO

  • @SillyLittleAxolotl
    @SillyLittleAxolotl 6 місяців тому

    Come to Streatham fencers on any Thursday at half 7 and I’ll be waiting

  • @user-fb8cl6kx7l
    @user-fb8cl6kx7l 4 роки тому +2

    If only this (sword) was longer

  • @Tolyuhh
    @Tolyuhh 4 роки тому +2

    I did fencing in high school. Managed to get stabbed in the eye while watching from the sidelines once.

    • @mirofeya
      @mirofeya 3 роки тому

      Надеюсь, ваш глаз в порядке сейчас.

    • @Tolyuhh
      @Tolyuhh 3 роки тому

      @@mirofeya Глаз прекрасно, мне очень повезло !!!

  • @Tiffany-cr6mr
    @Tiffany-cr6mr 4 роки тому

    Subtle shrek and Ru Paul’s drag race references...

  • @snivythefencer2898
    @snivythefencer2898 4 роки тому +2

    I cringed so hard at the end when he held his Sabre blade up when they were shaking hands 😬

  • @ce3jay196
    @ce3jay196 4 роки тому +1

    Max is going to blow up so I am marking my ground to claim I was here!

  • @littlemisskittyuk1
    @littlemisskittyuk1 4 роки тому +2

    Pret A Manger 😂

  • @frankD246
    @frankD246 4 роки тому +1

    You the Man! Brilliant,,,,, fosh fence rrr

  • @domwatt5486
    @domwatt5486 4 роки тому +1

    It's all in the knees, fosh

  • @colinyoung3685
    @colinyoung3685 4 роки тому

    Keeping your Olympics dream alive I see.

  • @thomasscott9152
    @thomasscott9152 4 роки тому +1

    Max Fosh the King of posh UA-cam

  • @gold-archer0827
    @gold-archer0827 Рік тому

    Bruh, personally YOU should've used a saber. Way better than the olympic sword

  • @Owen.Fallon
    @Owen.Fallon 2 роки тому +1

    One of me mates got a foil thingy stuck in his arm, went straight through the bone apparently

  • @toughluck8012
    @toughluck8012 Рік тому

    2:41🤣🤣🤣

  • @IsabellaKathryn
    @IsabellaKathryn 11 місяців тому

    As someone who fences this is funny

  • @Nobody-qy7zp
    @Nobody-qy7zp 2 роки тому

    "Germany! Hola?"

  • @rohanjs2260
    @rohanjs2260 4 роки тому +3

    IT'S RU!!!!!

  • @dimi.mi.se.racunar
    @dimi.mi.se.racunar 4 роки тому

    Mark without glasses is a different person

  • @ellajames9434
    @ellajames9434 4 роки тому +2

    KCL REPRESENT

  • @MrBasicly
    @MrBasicly 4 роки тому

    2:29 A "proper impalement situation"

  • @SillyLittleAxolotl
    @SillyLittleAxolotl 6 місяців тому

    Streatham fencers on top 💪💪💪💪💪

  • @em-jd4do
    @em-jd4do 3 роки тому

    'tis but a scratch, didn't even feel the sword

  • @vovakarma7885
    @vovakarma7885 4 роки тому

    A good joke in the end would have been “thank you for letting me touch you”

  • @Stuffthatsfunny1
    @Stuffthatsfunny1 4 роки тому +1

    Should have called next point wins

  • @milodiamand1177
    @milodiamand1177 4 роки тому

    The last bit 😂😂

  • @lisadias9982
    @lisadias9982 4 роки тому +5

    Do you even joust bro?

  • @loyp4328
    @loyp4328 4 роки тому +1

    "it was just a flesh wound" #tisbutascratch #londonstabbingepidemic

  • @Mattmchugh1
    @Mattmchugh1 4 роки тому +1

    Longer vids pls

  • @jamiemartin7649
    @jamiemartin7649 2 роки тому +1

    an awful lot of fencers seem to be subscribed to you Max

  • @mattrubrecht4160
    @mattrubrecht4160 4 роки тому +1

    Now you'll have to try HEMA

  • @user-dw5gr6js3d
    @user-dw5gr6js3d 4 роки тому +1

    0 dislikes just how it is supposed to be

  • @0li3
    @0li3 4 роки тому +1

    4:20 nice try 😂

  • @teresakeding5585
    @teresakeding5585 4 роки тому

    This is next level posh XD

  • @domtorque
    @domtorque 4 роки тому +1

    The infamous Britta Heidemann. The one second that never ended... A huge controversy. I think it’s fair to say that it’s all a sham.

  • @cjwoderstruck425
    @cjwoderstruck425 4 роки тому

    Why haven’t they fixed your lamé? The vest that help you get points. You should try foil too

  • @jakehurstfencing
    @jakehurstfencing 4 роки тому

    What will be even more posh is if you go to the public schools fencing champs

  • @willoweloise6036
    @willoweloise6036 4 роки тому +2

    Happy to see that leftie representation, Max🎉🎉

  • @BenBWZ
    @BenBWZ Рік тому

    im also a fencer

  • @missasyan
    @missasyan 2 роки тому

    It must be hard to see the sword without glasses on xD plus that mesh helmet

    • @Elholz
      @Elholz Рік тому +1

      I don't know how bad his eyesight is without glasses but the mesh isn't much of a hindrance to me. I could see the need for glasses making it exponentially harder to see through though.

  • @brick8646
    @brick8646 3 роки тому

    "Germany"
    ¡HOLA!

  • @islamckenzie6519
    @islamckenzie6519 4 роки тому

    Classic gags 😂🤟

  • @Nidiya1210
    @Nidiya1210 4 роки тому

    Max Fosh and the musketeers

  • @kyanngo
    @kyanngo 10 місяців тому

    with you

  • @DanielKainth1994
    @DanielKainth1994 3 роки тому

    Pret A Manger 😂😂😂

  • @xChinky123x
    @xChinky123x 4 роки тому

    Commonwealth games girl Shreya went to my school, and my friend saw this being filmed live at my uni

  • @antonyleemulvey8226
    @antonyleemulvey8226 3 роки тому

    Pret a manger hahahaha