I can picture the "Friday the Birteenth" guy. It's some flannel-shirt-wearing douche with thick rimmed hipster glasses, maybe a toque, a mountain man beard which he spent over an hour taking care of, ironic tattoos, a slouched posture because he "doesn't care, man", one hand holding a craft beer and the other in the pocket of his skinny jeans. Yeugh.
Wonky, Janky, Selfie, Millenial, Hipster, ish (noun or adjective). These are the only slang words that bother me, but they make me want to commit a hate crime. Selfie makes me think of Sherman Potter's horse, which makes me think of Jimmy Norton going "aww HORSE HOCKEY. My grandson is a wizard and I molest him. Horse pucky!"
"All of the sudden" is the phrase that makes me want to end all human life on the planet. It's "A" not *THE* for crap's sake !!! "The Sudden" sounds like an early 2000s lite grunge revival band.
The transition at 14:30 when he comes out of talking about walks on the bitch is probably the hardest I've laughed at Jim's podcast. Fucking brilliant.
Jim…If you’re reading this, you HAVE to start doing these podcasts again. The Awful Facebook Posts are still the best. But I’d suggest Instagram and now TikTok. There’s so much awful material. It’s enraging. I’d gladly help with gathering and organizing all the awfulness for you.
All the slang may have to do with the internet and texting. Like people want to shorten what they have to type so they come up with this nonsense slang. I'm sure that hip hop has something to do with it too.
To be fair, "Son of a Biscuit" is something people have been saying since at least my Mom's time. It's something for CHILDREN to say though. I hope grown ass adults aren't saying that shit
He's not a cornball precisely because he doesn't know how to use slang. The embarrassing cornballs are the ones using these terrible slang words thinking they're hip. That's why almost all young people are such disappointments to their parents, their older siblings, their teachers, and relatives: they use these words thinking their cool and there's nothing worse than thinking you're "cool". It's been six years, hopefully you've figured that out by now.
All I know is "cray cray" was one of the dumbest slang words ever invented and I'm glad it's barely used anymore.
Brony: a male that watches my little pony. Brony....
I can picture the "Friday the Birteenth" guy. It's some flannel-shirt-wearing douche with thick rimmed hipster glasses, maybe a toque, a mountain man beard which he spent over an hour taking care of, ironic tattoos, a slouched posture because he "doesn't care, man", one hand holding a craft beer and the other in the pocket of his skinny jeans. Yeugh.
great discription andy lee
Andy Lee…Our brains are on the same wavelength. Phenomenal description
Hope you're alive and doing well Logan.
Wonky, Janky, Selfie, Millenial, Hipster, ish (noun or adjective). These are the only slang words that bother me, but they make me want to commit a hate crime. Selfie makes me think of Sherman Potter's horse, which makes me think of Jimmy Norton going "aww HORSE HOCKEY. My grandson is a wizard and I molest him. Horse pucky!"
"All of the sudden" is the phrase that makes me want to end all human life on the planet. It's "A" not *THE* for crap's sake !!! "The Sudden" sounds like an early 2000s lite grunge revival band.
I say hinkie dinkie sometimes if I think something is off.
"Wolf ticket" what the fuck? Ive heard this in rap songs and even when Jim explains it it still makes no sense
I still say "selling wolf tickets " its an old phrase for sure lol
Adopting a wolf maybe?
i laugh everytime he pauses and goes "ooof", or "yick"
Me too. It's so over the top hilarious.
@@christopherkotsopoulos701 That's brutal!
Is it good? Switched after 60s plugs
This boomer bussin fr fr ong sheeeeeeeesh, finna get goated with the sauce
"Polar Vortex" but no mention of "Snow-mageddon" or "Snow-pocalypse"?
The transition at 14:30 when he comes out of talking about walks on the bitch is probably the hardest I've laughed at Jim's podcast. Fucking brilliant.
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“Itsth Friday the birteenth”
Jim…If you’re reading this, you HAVE to start doing these podcasts again. The Awful Facebook Posts are still the best. But I’d suggest Instagram and now TikTok. There’s so much awful material. It’s enraging. I’d gladly help with gathering and organizing all the awfulness for you.
9:15
Years later... people still say selfie lol
All the slang may have to do with the internet and texting. Like people want to shorten what they have to type so they come up with this nonsense slang. I'm sure that hip hop has something to do with it too.
In liverpool the word bevy is used my macho types mostly. "Fancy a bevy lad?"
the meanest thing u say to a guy that says selfie is ok but don't use that word lol. ur a nice guy
he really does sound like M.A.S.H's Allan Alda. Happy Birthday Louie.
more words that suck: Selfie, Va-j-j, rahrah, bra
Bevy lol
Logan rules
To be fair, "Son of a Biscuit" is something people have been saying since at least my Mom's time. It's something for CHILDREN to say though. I hope grown ass adults aren't saying that shit
So Jim ,,, you don't like a broad shorter than you ? Lol
Lol!
this is the antidote to wokeness.
This is hilarious but Florentines a cornball its funny when he doesnt know how to use the slang
He's not a cornball precisely because he doesn't know how to use slang. The embarrassing cornballs are the ones using these terrible slang words thinking they're hip. That's why almost all young people are such disappointments to their parents, their older siblings, their teachers, and relatives: they use these words thinking their cool and there's nothing worse than thinking you're "cool". It's been six years, hopefully you've figured that out by now.
Exactly Tony!