Was the exact same with me - hated the combat in the first one, and the controls in general, to be honest. Moved on to the second one, and I have been enjoying it much, much more so far!
i honestly hated it in the beginning, but one i got to around the end of chapter 1 - start of chapter 2 i started to appreciate and actually enjoy the combat system. If you cant get into the combat the game itself is wonderful
I mean, didn't they use Bioware's Neverwinter Nights engine for The Witcher 1? That was designed for turn-based D&D... the fact that real time combat worked was pretty impressive, but yeah, it has greatly improved in the sequels.
That is why I watched this video, starting to play Witcher 2 because I just couldn't stomach the combat system in the frist one. The second one has much better combat.
the combat is bad but the game in general was interesting. it was boring a lot of the time but i liked this one more than the second game although that may be because i was impatient to play the third while playing the second
lmaoo same combat is super bad i played witcher 3 first that was a great fucking game, now going to play witcher 2 and I have played witcher for 5 hours only.
Wanted to play this for backstory but after 10 hours I could not deal with the god awful combat and tedious gameplay. Thank you sir, Chapter 2 defeated me.
Go there, speak with that, go there take that, go there find that, come back speak again then go again take that, go drink with that npc then walk with 1 meter/ hour till a campfire to medidate. All of this without any guide or clues or quest helper. I lost the battle aswell with chapter 2 I get why people like witcher for that time period was a decent game but fuck me.
Wow, this video got a second wind or something! We never expected to have such incredible feedback on this, thank you everyone who took the time to watch. Sorry there has not been much responsiveness on our end, we have not had any time to stay updated on UA-cam in the past few months but we still appreciate all of the positivity.
+Psychic Psydekick I'm halfway through and all have to say is.... you're a fucking fool LOL :-) Omg even if I dont play the Witcher 2 or 3 now this was all worth it. Nice job, this is the funniest shit ever. Plus I'm learning the story lol
This was freaking HILARIOUS. Top tier content, even if I'm showing up 6 years after the fact. I played through the whole game and didn't understand much. Your video definitely helped with that. Thank you!
💯 💯 💯 FACTS! Told the backstory we needed but did so in a really unique way which was hilarious without really taking away from the dark/dramatic plot-lines across the story. Plus that’s crazy he summarized a 20+hour game in
Disneyland nightmare bullshit. Lmao. I was looking for a quik story recap, yours is the first out of 5 that I didn't turn off. This covers about everything important, I think. Takes some time to get into the way of story telling, bur overall done in a fun, yet informative way.
I binge-watched The Witcher last weekend and I really got hooked to the story. So I ordered all the books and bought the 3 games. I already knew The Witcher 3 was a great game and I wanted to play it at some point (I play WoW and I don't really have time to play anything else) but I decided to start from the beginning with The Witcher 1. Totally do not regret it. I thoroughly enjoyed the story and immersion, and I'm in the epilogue now, prolly an hour away from the end of it. Took me about 40 hours with lots of running around and doing side-quests. The game looks pretty good for a 12-year-old game. The only thing that could be a bit irritating is the combat system but I played at the moderate difficulty sooo you just basically slash your way through without much of a hassle. I imagine the hardest difficulty could get annoying quickly though. Anyhow I'm soon jumping to The Witcher 2 hopefully it will not disappoint as well. I expect to be mind-blown by The Witcher 3 though so it had better live up to the hype.. :-P
witcher 2 i feel is far more cinematic and linear, but also a arguably better game, I still enjoyed witcher 1 very much back in the day although it definitely has a somewhat steep learning curve. But hassle and grind will also find you in witcher 2 and 3 at times. From a story perspective and regarding quests and characters, you are in for a ride! Happy witcherin!
Witcher games are adapted after the books with unique plots and the shit Netflix trash does not resemble nor with the books or games. It's fucking trash cause Netflix is shit
I just finished the game and I wished I had played it in hard mode. Moderate difficulty, despite what it tells you, hardly requires you to use potions or any spell other than igni. It felt way too easy for me.
This game needs a remaster. I know cd projekt is working on cyberpunk but it's definitely an option for the future. I really want to enjoy the witcher 1 but the combat is just horrible so i cant get into it
Old comment but if you have played 2 and 3 you should dig into 1. It is fantastic and the combat is stale but u will be unbeatable by halfway thru the game so it isn't a huge concern
@Da Squirrel who wants to wait a few hours before they start having fun on a game when you can watch this recap in a couple minutes and than jump on W2.
@Da Squirrel combat is repetitive but i got used to it. maxed the shit out of igni and it was just smooth sailing from there. I'm guessing a lot of people aren't willing to complete the game because of chapter 2, especially that damn swamp. But i agree that it gets better later on,sadly it just doesnt happen quick enough for most people to stick around. I quite enjoyed it myself
I was debating playing the game after beating 2 and three, then I read the books and wanted to play The Witcher 1 even more, bit luckily I stumbled apon this video, this recap saved me from hours of misery 😂
Watched the Witcher show. Felt like going through the games again. Played W1 when it came out so long ago was good for when it came out but yeah shit now, cant play it again. Hence here watching the recap lol
Yeah I absolutely loved this game when it came out. I remember being so excited by the second one and was actually disappointed at the direction the game took. I do very much like witcher 3 though. But yeah booted up the 1st one in God knows how many years and I couldn't stomach my way through chapter 1. I remember the game gets much better later on but it really hasn't aged well at all.
I was not expecting this when I clicked on this video, I figured it’d be a straightforward point by point summary of the story, I’m so happy I was wrong lol. I learned the backstory that I wanted to have before starting the Witcher 2 (even though I’ve already put 100s of hours in Witcher 3 lol) in under 20 minutes and feel like I have at least enough backstory to understand callbacks to TW1 storylines now. But, as if that weren’t enough, this amazing recap was hilarious without taking away from the high stakes story that is told in TW1. You gotta love seeing unique creators like this! -Subscribed, This was the 1st vid I watch from this channel but I have a strong feeling it’ll be far from the last!
"Did you call Shani 'garbage-tier'?! How fucking dare..." Nah I'm joking it's just an opinion from someone I've never met, on a fictional character from a video game that is a decade old. Great video dude.
Just found this video and was sure you would have at least a million subscribers, shame you stopped posting but your personality and humor are fantastic!!
Thanks for the synopsis. My game started crashing in Chapter 3 due to mods likely and part of my post traumatic stress management is to let stressors go, not look back, feeling no obligation to see things through to the end all the time.
Here Just for a recap, for I played the game and did every secondary Quest and contract. I believe the game is definetly playable, the combat is Just a non important thing because It isn't hard (l played on medium) and you can actually enjoy It If you understand that It is about click timing and style changes, not only attack spam or attack+dodge
The absolute BEST!!, way ive EVER heard someone discribe the witcher lore. Comical, informative, factual, and all around fun to watch/listen too. I only wish that you did the second or third witcher like this or that you had more reviews like this in general lol. Great job man! 5stars!!! I friggin loved it.
I bought the Witcher trilogy after watching season 1 and half of season 2 of the Witcher on Netflix because I wanted to know more about the story and the games sounded cool. After getting to Vizia, I decided I couldn't stomach any more of this game and came here for answers. I could not be happier with the HILARIOUS and thorough video you created. This was amazing! I'm going to give part 2 a shot next and, if it's as bad as part 1, I'll be back for your next video, haha. Thanks again for an amazing and hilarious video.
The main plot strangely resembles that of Fallout 1. A guy named (Grand) Master creates an army of mutants to replace humanity since humans wouldn't survive the post-apocalyptic world.
Never made a connection at first but you're right. It's just that when you play the game you really immerse and look at it more as a personal revenge story. Even interaction with Aldersberg is more personal (due to Alvin's connection).
Thanks for this. I got so much more out of these 18 minutes than I think I would have playing the first Witcher game. Now I can crack on with Witcher 2 & 3.
Failed whole Witcher series player imo. Despite controls (running on old NWN engine) you can still get used to it after Chapter 1 and W3 controls are not the best either, they're very console-like and you have to get used to it too during early game.
6:40 slayed me! Thanks for this. It was exactly what I needed and the great delivery was a huge bonus. Wanna play Witcher 3 so getting the story so far.
iam here because my quests got bugged in chapter 4 and i couldnt progress anymore. dont have the previous saves too. this scuks so bad, spending 50 + hours , completing 80% of the game and not experiencing the ending. i loved this game , everything from the story to combat. anyways your recap helped alot ! thanks
I just beat the Witcher 1 and found this video to make sure I didn’t miss any key points. Lying in bed at 2am, you saying “Julian, the world’s ugliest man,” had me almost wake my wife up from involuntary laughter. This was an amazing summary. Well done. And yes, Julian was on ugly dude.
Haha I can't say I like it, but I didn't find ot that terrible. It takes a bit to get used to, but once you do it stops becoming an issue and the story just makes you want to keep playing the game.
Is a more action oriented point and click type of game (kind like Diablo) and in this optic I funded enjoyable, but people coming from 2 and 3 expect a pure action/RPGs style of game so they get frustrated. It's the same reason why I after ayed darksiders 1 and 2 I can't manage to stand genesis: it's not what I expect from a Darksiders.
@@robertodeluca1786 You can play though with over the shoulder camera, WSAD moving and no clicking onto the ground. The only thing you need to click is for the combo attacks. I actually like that engine more than Witcher 2+. Don't crucify me!
Hey i also liked it , don't listen to all those greenhorns who only played witcher 3 just because they heard somewhere that is good, and don't even care about the story. Slashing 5/6 drowners around me on group style was so fuckin satisfying
We wouldn't be here watching these videos if we didn't care about the story lmao Ain't nobody got dozens of hours to play a game that isn't that fun to play.
"sends harry potter to hell to meet his parents" that line was gold
i actually choked on my water XD
Made me laugh as well :'D
I was like "You wot? lol"
lol 9:00
Damn that's a coincidence, reading a potter and witcher crossover
Geralt literally only having sex with redheads in this game.
This is the Way.
SaxopwnedTV you don’t have to tell me! I followed a similar path in my actual life 😂
And one Greenhead.
wouldn't you tho ;)
Damn I didn't fuck Adda. I think she was the hottest
Wanted geralts full story but couldn't handle this games horrible combat. With this i can just move straight to 2 and 3, thanks :D
Same here. I bought the bundle of all 3 games and I couldn't stand the horrible combat. Time to move to the Witcher 2.
Was the exact same with me - hated the combat in the first one, and the controls in general, to be honest. Moved on to the second one, and I have been enjoying it much, much more so far!
Same here! I started last night and I just can't play Witcher 1 .. lol gonna start 2 now!
i honestly hated it in the beginning, but one i got to around the end of chapter 1 - start of chapter 2 i started to appreciate and actually enjoy the combat system. If you cant get into the combat the game itself is wonderful
I mean, didn't they use Bioware's Neverwinter Nights engine for The Witcher 1? That was designed for turn-based D&D... the fact that real time combat worked was pretty impressive, but yeah, it has greatly improved in the sequels.
Dude, I do not regret choosing this as my story recap. Hilarious as all hell.
Wish he did Witcher 2
This is cringe beyond all hells.
Pulls back his hood and boom. That’s 30 hours of your life gone.
"but if you don't think that having a werewolf for a bro is the tightest shit, then you can get out of my face" ROFL
“Not only man is afraid of the dick”
17:29 "Siked to be finished with this game's shitty combat system" man, that line had me on the floor rolloing.
"Psyched to be finished with this games shitty combat system..." Lmao, thanks for the vid, was great.
lol and "boom there's 30 hours of your life gone"
That is why I watched this video, starting to play Witcher 2 because I just couldn't stomach the combat system in the frist one. The second one has much better combat.
I got to the beast and just gave up dealing with it. I'd rather deal with Elder Scrolls Arena.
I had the same thoughts playing LOL
the combat is bad but the game in general was interesting. it was boring a lot of the time but i liked this one more than the second game although that may be because i was impatient to play the third while playing the second
"and boom... there's 30 hours of your life gone"
Best way to end a video - ever.
Who was trying to kill the king? Who did we see?
@@mikelipinski7615 it looked like geralt
I wish he did witcher 2 like this. Fuck it was good. Maybe he will since the series just dropped
@@wesler218 Play it. SO much better than 1 for game play etc... This vid was made due to the tough playability of it more so than anything I reckon..
@@gazzalanche I've watched videos similar to this for both 1 and 2 and now fully understand them. Playing 3 right now and I love it 😫
"But Jackie was naive to think he could escape the dick". Lmao. Well, this was hilarious and thorough. Very much enjoyed this recap.
I just bought The Witcher trilogy, played Witcher 1 for 20 mins, now here I am.. I'm grateful for this video so I can now start Witcher 2
are you calling me out XD
lmao same except I made it 15 hours. Cant handle it anymore, combat sucks so bad.
lmaoo same combat is super bad i played witcher 3 first that was a great fucking game, now going to play witcher 2 and I have played witcher for 5 hours only.
Yo man. I am you 4 years later 😂😂
Wanted to play this for backstory but after 10 hours I could not deal with the god awful combat and tedious gameplay. Thank you sir, Chapter 2 defeated me.
It was pretty good imo
yeah i lost my patience as well
Go there, speak with that, go there take that, go there find that, come back speak again then go again take that, go drink with that npc then walk with 1 meter/ hour till a campfire to medidate. All of this without any guide or clues or quest helper. I lost the battle aswell with chapter 2 I get why people like witcher for that time period was a decent game but fuck me.
@@anoNEMOs no it really wasn’t…
@@vladolareanu8018 That doesn't matter. (and it's not even true) Stories of the quests are the most important factor.
Came for the story, stayed for the "hot load of justice"
Wow, this video got a second wind or something! We never expected to have such incredible feedback on this, thank you everyone who took the time to watch. Sorry there has not been much responsiveness on our end, we have not had any time to stay updated on UA-cam in the past few months but we still appreciate all of the positivity.
+Psychic Psydekick watching it now! Saving me a lot of time from playing Witcher 1 before I play 2 and 3 thanks!
+Psychic Psydekick I'm halfway through and all have to say is.... you're a fucking fool LOL :-) Omg even if I dont play the Witcher 2 or 3 now this was all worth it. Nice job, this is the funniest shit ever. Plus I'm learning the story lol
Yeah thanks for saving us all the 30 hours of pain! Much appreciated
Same with these guys, I'm sick those combat system, because I wanna play the series from the first one
If you could do this for the other 2 Witcher games and the other books, that'd be awesome :)
"But if you don't think having a warewolf as a bro is the tightest shit, then you can get out of my face!" this was a killer line
and there: "BOOM - 18 minutes of my life gone"
no regrets though.
Phillip Hildebrandt. true for both parts
@rrobertt13 Unnamed, but he was a Witcher from the Viper school, which leads straight into the main plot of Witcher 2 'Assassins of Kings'
You mean you didn't play this video on 1.5x speed?
This was freaking HILARIOUS. Top tier content, even if I'm showing up 6 years after the fact. I played through the whole game and didn't understand much. Your video definitely helped with that. Thank you!
"While still objectively a garbage tier waifu." This had me in stitches. More uploads please!
Those be fighting words.
My man woke up and started swinging
"With the dirty work of half the village under his belt..."
Did you mean: Every RPG ever
7:55 truer words have never been spoken.
not as as true as the comment about the shitty combat system
@Santino Rudy give me your girlfriend's instagram ...just to make sure you are not lying
This was the absolute best game recap ever. About to start 2 and forgot a lot of 1. Thanks
5:51 “Javed goes full bitch mode crying on Harry Potter for some back up " had me in stitches!
I've been watching Witcher 1 recaps all day and honestly this one is the best and most comprehensive one that skips out on the least details
The first game’s atmosphere & story was so good and*ENGAGING!* Despite it’s clunkiness, it’s a masterpiece of a game imo! 😃👍
Thanks for sparing me 30 hours to get the lore and giving me a hearty chuckle along the way!
"or hit him with a little slap and tickle" this guy is so funny
"but ofcourse, a pervert like HP always have some chloroform on deck" Hahhaha amazing storytelling
Dude you're like the best storyteller
Agreed!!!
Im dying laughing at this he’s so funny!
💯 💯 💯 FACTS! Told the backstory we needed but did so in a really unique way which was hilarious without really taking away from the dark/dramatic plot-lines across the story. Plus that’s crazy he summarized a 20+hour game in
My guy really made 11 videos 8 years ago and dipped, never to be seen or heard from again, an even greater legend than Geralt of Rivia himself🙏
Disneyland nightmare bullshit. Lmao.
I was looking for a quik story recap, yours is the first out of 5 that I didn't turn off. This covers about everything important, I think.
Takes some time to get into the way of story telling, bur overall done in a fun, yet informative way.
I binge-watched The Witcher last weekend and I really got hooked to the story. So I ordered all the books and bought the 3 games. I already knew The Witcher 3 was a great game and I wanted to play it at some point (I play WoW and I don't really have time to play anything else) but I decided to start from the beginning with The Witcher 1. Totally do not regret it. I thoroughly enjoyed the story and immersion, and I'm in the epilogue now, prolly an hour away from the end of it. Took me about 40 hours with lots of running around and doing side-quests. The game looks pretty good for a 12-year-old game. The only thing that could be a bit irritating is the combat system but I played at the moderate difficulty sooo you just basically slash your way through without much of a hassle. I imagine the hardest difficulty could get annoying quickly though. Anyhow I'm soon jumping to The Witcher 2 hopefully it will not disappoint as well. I expect to be mind-blown by The Witcher 3 though so it had better live up to the hype.. :-P
witcher 2 i feel is far more cinematic and linear, but also a arguably better game, I still enjoyed witcher 1 very much back in the day although it definitely has a somewhat steep learning curve. But hassle and grind will also find you in witcher 2 and 3 at times. From a story perspective and regarding quests and characters, you are in for a ride! Happy witcherin!
Witcher games are adapted after the books with unique plots and the shit Netflix trash does not resemble nor with the books or games. It's fucking trash cause Netflix is shit
I just finished the game and I wished I had played it in hard mode. Moderate difficulty, despite what it tells you, hardly requires you to use potions or any spell other than igni. It felt way too easy for me.
@@anchithacharya7836 Igni is way too op even in hard. The only other spell you'd use is aard. The other 3 spells are useless in this game.
@@swapnilmakur Your complete ass if you really think that.
great wiafu war
I'm a veteran
This might top ten videos I’ve ever seen on UA-cam. Effective summary, brilliant funny writing. Very well done.
This game needs a remaster. I know cd projekt is working on cyberpunk but it's definitely an option for the future. I really want to enjoy the witcher 1 but the combat is just horrible so i cant get into it
I would love a remastered 1 and 2
Old comment but if you have played 2 and 3 you should dig into 1. It is fantastic and the combat is stale but u will be unbeatable by halfway thru the game so it isn't a huge concern
Use cheats to make yourself move faster and overpowered. The only way to get through this game with all the walking and the garbage combat system.
I started it a few times and once got to the middle of the story, but lost the save file. I simply can't start again.
Damn they working on Cyberpunk since this comment was posted...fack
Finished the tv series, wanted to start right at 2 because of the known bad combat system of the first. Searched for a recap. Best recap.
@Da Squirrel who wants to wait a few hours before they start having fun on a game when you can watch this recap in a couple minutes and than jump on W2.
@Da Squirrel Yeah, fallout isn't my cup of tea either lol. Just a empty wasteland with little to nothing to do in between cities/towns.
@Da Squirrel combat is repetitive but i got used to it. maxed the shit out of igni and it was just smooth sailing from there. I'm guessing a lot of people aren't willing to complete the game because of chapter 2, especially that damn swamp. But i agree that it gets better later on,sadly it just doesnt happen quick enough for most people to stick around. I quite enjoyed it myself
I never knew from game that Alvin is grandmaster of flaming rose. Good job
Matej Šuňavec I kinda missed it in my playthrough too😂
This recap is phenomenal. Hilarious and detailed. Would kill for you to do the same with the Witcher 2, or any other game for that matter.
I was debating playing the game after beating 2 and three, then I read the books and wanted to play The Witcher 1 even more, bit luckily I stumbled apon this video, this recap saved me from hours of misery 😂
I was gonna watch an entire playthough for witcher 2 and 3, but instead, this comedic explanation of the story was perfect enough.
Dude now I can play Witcher 2 :D
I was on the 12th hour when I said fuck it I'll just watch a video, not disappointed, I was stuck the las 3 hours
haha exact same. I made it 12 hours into Witcher EE and said fuck it. This game has not aged well.
Dumbass, play the game. Don't watch stupid videos like this.
Trafffic It's better than 2 dumbass
Billy Johnson well aren’t you a ray of sunshine
This is how you narrate a story, I'd like to play a remastered witcher 1 but Im hopeless. So thanks to you Man.
I love how u can get the glasses of the professor from the 1st Witcher in the third one.
its not professors its thalers
@kbry sorry i thought it was the silver monocle not the glasses from the auction
Watching the Witcher on Netflix now and now trying to catch up with this.
Episode 3 was such a nostalgia to this game....
Netflix did a good job, kinda just ticked they blew triss aside though.
DelVzns hopefully she’ll come later on. He does mention the fall of Kaer Morhen
@@684avatar its easy. dye her hair red and it will be fixed. patches coming thru
@@sirmiles1820 her hairs not red in the books and that is what the show is based on
Great recap. Thank you for saving us 30+ hours
So you don't want to play a great game? .. ok, that's a bit strange..
Reading through all your comments, you seem to take it personal. Is something wrong?
it didnt age well at all
You're right, I don't. The game is boring as fuck.
took me about 50, but it was worth it
Watched the Witcher show. Felt like going through the games again. Played W1 when it came out so long ago was good for when it came out but yeah shit now, cant play it again. Hence here watching the recap lol
I'm in the same boat, even got this on steam sale for $1 but can't handle the combat system. I'll watch this and then start with #2 :)
fucking same lol tried for all of 5 mins and noped the fuck out
lol you're a piece of shit lol
Yeah I absolutely loved this game when it came out. I remember being so excited by the second one and was actually disappointed at the direction the game took. I do very much like witcher 3 though.
But yeah booted up the 1st one in God knows how many years and I couldn't stomach my way through chapter 1. I remember the game gets much better later on but it really hasn't aged well at all.
it has aged well you piece of shit.
"Geralt yells at him to assort dominance, before cutting his arm off"'. Made me laugh so hard :'D
Great video
"She says a lot of words to him, but then they fuck so he forgives her." Fucking got me rolling hard.
Shame that such a good content creator stopped making videos
If you don’t think that having a werewolf as a” bro is the tightest shit, then you can get out of my face.”
Storytelling mastery
Thank u so much for making it possible to start this series with the second one and not have to deal with this horrible combat system.
I was not expecting this when I clicked on this video, I figured it’d be a straightforward point by point summary of the story, I’m so happy I was wrong lol.
I learned the backstory that I wanted to have before starting the Witcher 2 (even though I’ve already put 100s of hours in Witcher 3 lol) in under 20 minutes and feel like I have at least enough backstory to understand callbacks to TW1 storylines now.
But, as if that weren’t enough, this amazing recap was hilarious without taking away from the high stakes story that is told in TW1. You gotta love seeing unique creators like this!
-Subscribed, This was the 1st vid I watch from this channel but I have a strong feeling it’ll be far from the last!
this video has the content i was searching for, and is funny AF. reminds me of "thug notes"
"Did you call Shani 'garbage-tier'?! How fucking dare..."
Nah I'm joking it's just an opinion from someone I've never met, on a fictional character from a video game that is a decade old. Great video dude.
Any plans for a Witcher 2 story recap?
Just found this video and was sure you would have at least a million subscribers, shame you stopped posting but your personality and humor are fantastic!!
Fucking cat school amirite
This has to be the best Witcher recap ever!
Thanks for the synopsis. My game started crashing in Chapter 3 due to mods likely and part of my post traumatic stress management is to let stressors go, not look back, feeling no obligation to see things through to the end all the time.
This was the best abridged-esque Witcher video I've ever seen. Thanks for this lad!
Here Just for a recap, for I played the game and did every secondary Quest and contract. I believe the game is definetly playable, the combat is Just a non important thing because It isn't hard (l played on medium) and you can actually enjoy It If you understand that It is about click timing and style changes, not only attack spam or attack+dodge
Too bad you disappeared off of UA-cam. Honestly the best lore video I've ever watched on any subject. Thank you.
“Jackie Don’t Want No Trouble” 🤣
The absolute BEST!!, way ive EVER heard someone discribe the witcher lore. Comical, informative, factual, and all around fun to watch/listen too. I only wish that you did the second or third witcher like this or that you had more reviews like this in general lol. Great job man! 5stars!!! I friggin loved it.
So underrated dude u deserve a million views👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
I bought the Witcher trilogy after watching season 1 and half of season 2 of the Witcher on Netflix because I wanted to know more about the story and the games sounded cool. After getting to Vizia, I decided I couldn't stomach any more of this game and came here for answers. I could not be happier with the HILARIOUS and thorough video you created. This was amazing! I'm going to give part 2 a shot next and, if it's as bad as part 1, I'll be back for your next video, haha. Thanks again for an amazing and hilarious video.
"and they part ways, but not before imparting the impression of being a huuge creep" lol
This is the GREATEST story recap I've ever listened to
There are atleast 5 characters with the same fuckin face in this game.
The added opinion pieces are hilarious. Nice vid bro very much enjoyed it. Got me up to speed for the witcher 2.
The main plot strangely resembles that of Fallout 1. A guy named (Grand) Master creates an army of mutants to replace humanity since humans wouldn't survive the post-apocalyptic world.
Never made a connection at first but you're right. It's just that when you play the game you really immerse and look at it more as a personal revenge story. Even interaction with Aldersberg is more personal (due to Alvin's connection).
U should have 1000 times more followers. This is quality context, not jokes.
This video is fantastic, summed up the story perfectly with some fantastic humor! I'm too damned lazy to play the first game.
I love this video. I swear I come back to it every new moon or so.
Theres Genius. And then theres this :)
6:40 to 6:45 is absolute genius. I mean SHEER GENIUS LOL
Brooooo thanks a dozen, bought all 3 and when I played for a hour the first one , I found your video :D :D :D
"Boom! 30 hours of our life gone" lmao!! Took me 40 but still XD!!
Took me 61...
Avi Shapiro? After 40 hours this game gave me a head ache...
57
I don't get please,i haven't played this game!
who was that assasin ?
Thanks for this. I got so much more out of these 18 minutes than I think I would have playing the first Witcher game. Now I can crack on with Witcher 2 & 3.
Geralts words at @17:27 "Something ends, Something begins", the last quest of the Witcher 3, playing out one of the numerous endings
failed Witcher 1 player here, looking to save countless hours of my life. Thank you kind sir. You are a hero.
Failed whole Witcher series player imo. Despite controls (running on old NWN engine) you can still get used to it after Chapter 1 and W3 controls are not the best either, they're very console-like and you have to get used to it too during early game.
This was great and hilarious haha! Good job!
To an utter newb to The Witcher series and just starting the third, I appreciate this concise and thoroughly mature summary.
Stumbled across this vid. Loved it. Your serious, yet comedic commentary had be legit laughing
This is gold. It's a real tragedy there isn't one of these for the second game.
LOL love this dude's narration!!! you rock man, funny shit
6:40 slayed me! Thanks for this. It was exactly what I needed and the great delivery was a huge bonus. Wanna play Witcher 3 so getting the story so far.
iam here because my quests got bugged in chapter 4 and i couldnt progress anymore. dont have the previous saves too. this scuks so bad, spending 50 + hours , completing 80% of the game and not experiencing the ending. i loved this game , everything from the story to combat. anyways your recap helped alot ! thanks
Just mark them on map or navigate if ur bugged you should always save
I just beat the Witcher 1 and found this video to make sure I didn’t miss any key points.
Lying in bed at 2am, you saying “Julian, the world’s ugliest man,” had me almost wake my wife up from involuntary laughter.
This was an amazing summary. Well done.
And yes, Julian was on ugly dude.
i feel like a creep for actually liking the combat system
at the beginning i hated that sistem but when i was ending the game, i was a pro on it. So for me it's not a bad combat sistem
Haha I can't say I like it, but I didn't find ot that terrible. It takes a bit to get used to, but once you do it stops becoming an issue and the story just makes you want to keep playing the game.
Ewww, please seek help 😂
Is a more action oriented point and click type of game (kind like Diablo) and in this optic I funded enjoyable, but people coming from 2 and 3 expect a pure action/RPGs style of game so they get frustrated. It's the same reason why I after ayed darksiders 1 and 2 I can't manage to stand genesis: it's not what I expect from a Darksiders.
@@robertodeluca1786 You can play though with over the shoulder camera, WSAD moving and no clicking onto the ground. The only thing you need to click is for the combo attacks. I actually like that engine more than Witcher 2+. Don't crucify me!
I just finished The Witcher 1 and this recap was absolutely amazing. Great stuff.
Disneyland nightmare bullshit?......... just earned yourself a subscriber
THIS VIDEO IS STILL INSANE IN 2022
“Geralt gives ‘em an extra spicy dicking!”
Gonna use that 😂
The line,or an extra spicy dicking? Lmao
I LOVE your choice of words and language for narration!
I watched so many recaps but didn't understand jack shit. Thank you for the best recap
Best review and commentary ever 😂
Best narration I’ve ever heard, I mean that sincerely.
"give him a little slap and tickle " lmfao, shits hilarious
Came here to learn more about Witcher lore while still going they my first play thru of the wild hunt and it’s spoiled in the first 20 seconds 🙃😔
What books r in witcher 1 2 and 3
I am reading tbe books rn and also playing witcher 3
Dude, I love you for making this video and hate you the same amount for not making a second part!!
The only person who watched this video while still liking Witcher 1 combat T ʖ̯ T
Hey i also liked it , don't listen to all those greenhorns who only played witcher 3 just because they heard somewhere that is good, and don't even care about the story. Slashing 5/6 drowners around me on group style was so fuckin satisfying
We wouldn't be here watching these videos if we didn't care about the story lmao Ain't nobody got dozens of hours to play a game that isn't that fun to play.
This is seriously the best shit ever. You tell stories the same as I would and that's very freakin cash money!