Ridiculous Touhou Quotes
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- Опубліковано 13 вер 2024
- A bunch of ball related touhou quotes or something...
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"It's completely dark when I close my eyes" Yes Youmu, that's how it works.
That was Youmu.
the touhou cast sure does love to play balls with other people
YOU
can you link your pfp? its a picture of rin satsuki that ive never seen before
@@arai-san8648 dairi art of rin satsuki cropped thats all
hehehe balls
Elmo’s world episode 1
You know it's a great series when you can't tell the difference between official translations, fan translations, or fan edits.
Afaik there are no official translations
@@Hadaron We do have official translations for AoCF, Forbidden Scrollery, and Lotus Eaters.
They all suck balls though.
Marisa swearing in Touhou 8 was a translation error, so I'd like to think most of these are photoshopped. Since there's no way ZUN would make any of the girls canonically swear after stating that it was a translation error.
I know that "That cat turned into a cat" is an official one though.
@@shtj6761 i mean technically in 1:08 this scene is the same in the official translation just poorly boxed in the bubbles in which case is not at all
Cant forget the Sakuya Hisoutensoku win line “getting stabbed a hair deep doesn’t seem like it would hurt much. But getting stabbed in the eye a hair deep would probably hurt a lot.”
It originates from Scarlet Weather Rhapsody, not Soku. However, it is used against Reisen, and Sakuya apparently never received new win quotes for her in Soku... Maybe it's still used in that context?
i may not be from a country where english is the native language, so i got able to learn a lot and understand a bunch too
*BUT WHAT DOES IT MEAN "A HAIR DEEP" IN THIS CONTEXT?????*
@@LimaBr_ as deep as hair or whatever
@@LimaBr_ english is indeed my first language and i had to read that over a bit, i'm guessing it means getting stabbed by a small body hair (like an arm hair) in length, and not as an actual full hair from your head. that probably would hurt.
@@LimaBr_
I think it is trying to say "being stabbed with an object with the thickness of a hair". It just seems really poorly worded though.
1:31 this is from the Troll translation patch. Most of the jokes are low-brow, but this one is genuinely funny.
For context, the character saying this is Sagume, whose power is making everything the reverse of what she's saying. The next boss, Clownpiece, is one of the hardest bosses in Touhou ever.
She's not just saying "next stage is easy as fuck", she's also saying "next stage is eas- OH SHIT OH FUCK I MESSED UP"
Clownpiece? I heard about that one. The daughter of Ronald Mcdonald, isn't it?
That's even funnier
These are definitely some of the touhou quotes of all time
Reimu: "Ah! The cat turned into a cat!"
Shirou: "I see! That's why Saber is Saber!"
Shiki: "Is this why Arcueid is Funny Vamp? Wait, no-"
Ah yes the floor is made out of floor
"And people die when they are killed!
@@TrapConnoisseur. just because you are correct doesn't mean you're right!
@@ggnngg5 The Archer class really is made up of archers
Chimata: "Lets return everything to nothing!"
Keiki: "Oh!" "Create!"
Sannyo: *𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐍 𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐋*
dam fool*
The out of context stuff in Urban Legend in Limbo tho
It helps that the main plot object is the Occult "Balls".
Balls
Wait… those are actual quotes? Holy shit.
@@bull1085In a game where a bunch of supernatural beings, two being legal lolis who ironically look younger than the actual 16 year old, what do you expect?
0:30 "IVE GOT WAY TOO MUCH POWWEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR-"
Suddenly, everyone in Gensokyo is addicted to talking about balls
The shaven balls incident.
When there’s only one canon male
@@redpikmin6330 We as men should invade Gensokyo to shield Rinnosuke's balls from all of the residents
haven’t you heard the new sensation sweeping the nation?
@@methuselahhoneysuckassTouhou plots in a nutshell
0:30 idk why I laughed so hard at this.
*I'VE GOT WAY TOO MUCH POWEEEER!*
Thats why okina is scared of her
"Shush you rabbit, or we'll tear off your skin."
- Reimu Hakueri to Reisen Udongein Inaba, during the Imperishable Night incident.
Should have said that to Tewi who'd actually deserve it.
The fact I can't tell official from unofficial says a lot about this franchise
considering how most of these characters have varying levels of unhinged-ness, totally understandable
raymoo would never punch a child Im shaking and crying.
You should punch a child to calm down.
"W-w-wait, you wouldn't punch a child wouls you reimu!?"
"yeah, in the face, why?"
I believe she would when given the chance
If we consider fairies as children, Reimy mow down a bazillion of them in each game.
She legit said that to Yukari. I guess that's what happens when you turn off your impulse control.
"you ain't got no friends biotch"
"Who's kid is this? Got damn."
"Do battle with me at once! You freaky T-shirt weirdo!" -Sanae to Hecatia in LoLK
What about touhou 6 when reimu encourages rumia to eat humans and Marisa calls her "below human" and says "she probably doesn't even have 10 fingers"
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Now it's reversed.
"the next stage is easy as fuck"💀
marisa, the ball thief
50% balls 40% swearing 10% being fucking idiots, perfectly ballanced
All of these were innuendos or were made into middle school humor without context, but then you have Koishi ‘accidentally’ (50% chance of being an accident) murder Yukari with words.
It was actually surprisingly serious the context is basically they asked why she was the only one not being possessed or possessing someone as this is from AoCF and before yukari could finish explaining that she’s to powerful to be not be willingly possessed and does wanna use reimu to solve the incident. Koishi interrupted her to say this so basically she said it to be a nuisance.
They could have called them occult orbs but they chose to call them occult balls
They knew what they were doing
@@SatoworiKowomeiji The heroes we need but don't deserve
0:54 POV: youre a male touhou character.
"Well ma'am, you see, you get 4 things when you go into the guard. One suit of flak armor, one lasgun, one copy of the uplifting primer which is just emergency toilet paper, and one wheelbarrow for your balls."
Wait, Futo’s a boy? I mean, her master was once a boy, but still!
Urban Legend in Limbo really provided some 10/10 touhou quotes
This video was ment to be everyones' first experience with touhou.
Touhou hyouibana is just a big conventional balls joke with waifubait.
The balls were from Shinpiroku; Hyouibana was the bubbles (as in 80s Japanese economy)
it's kinda impressive how often i end up seeing you in the comments section??
"freaky T-shirt weirdo"
"oh! Its because you dont have any friends! right?"
0:26 Wait until she meets Brock.
“These donuts are great! Jelly filled are my favorite. Nothing beats a jelly filled donut!”
"I'm heading for Hell." has the same energy as the "I'M GOING TO JAIL" Vine
certified touhou moments
so memes who represent Reimu as a war criminal aren't so wrong after all
They're never wrong. Reimu is always based and unhinged in canon
"I love not thinking!" and "I don't particularly mind needless killing" are some of the best
1:31 LOL this is the best one
1:31 Goddammit, thanks Sagume.
0:22 average Reimu Hakurei
i love how half the video is just demonstrating why the decision to not always include the "occult" part of "occult balls" in ULiL dialogue had consequences
One of my favorites is "GIVE ME A FISHING ROD!"
You stop that
no bad, thats bad
Uh oh
Please no
No.... You wouldn't...
I like how every third quite is just ULiL
0:16 Gold
these are truly the touhou quotes
0:22 she is literally me
One of my favorite quotes from Touhou: Lost Word is Reimu, Marisa, and Sakuya saying "Wh-Why're you black?!"
oh yeah lol i remember that one
"This is delicious! How peculiar eating the spirits of the dead would make me feel so alive. " by Sakuya is another great one
1:09 *"Boom b8ch, get outta way! Get outta way b8ch, get outta way!"*🎵
Touhou out of context
Sagume got me off guard lol
Welcome to Gensokyo,
How are your balls?
Yukari? Yukari wake up!
Uh, what is it Reimu?
We saw a human from the outside world!
Really, and you want to exterminate them?
No time for fights!
C'mon, am I not right?
Enough!
All right, here we go again.
Welcome to Gensokyo!
How are your balls?
If you wanna fly around-
GIVE US YOU BALLS
We don't see outsiders often
We're happy you got gapped in
I'll be so rich and famous,
won't you too donate to us?
Hey Reimu, mind your manners!
Can it, Yukari! No time for banter!
Excuse miss Hakurei, she's a bit eccentric.
You're just lazy and apathetic!
Call her what you want, Reimu is poor.
Stop joking around like a stupid fool!
She's a Hakurei miko, the strongest of the kind!
To mess with me takes a lot of spine!
We can relate to your determination
Because we youkai have our motivations
Humans stopped fearing and continued their way
Now the barrier has sealed us away
Through all your travels youkai will follow
All the worry isn't easy to swallow
Who'll cause the incident you should tell
You've won the fight down to the last spell
Really Yukari?
What?
The last line of the chorus references danmaku!
Yup.
You old hag! That was very....clever.
Thanks Reimu.
You're stuck in Gensokyo!
Thanks to the fall.
Good luck ever getting out.
Prepare to brawl
You can stay where it's right
Or end up in a big fight
Will you fight spell card battles?
Or are you weak?
I, shrine maiden of Hakurei,
Will teach you how to float away.
Really Reimu? It's just a human.
But Yukari, even I can do that!
I dare you to try avoid some spell cards
Well now I know where all the fight starts
Stop Yukari, I'm trying to teach them!
Well now you have to do it again.
We can relate to you determination
Because we youkai have our motivations
I am the one who defeats all the twists.
And I'm the reason why this place exists.
You'll lose your mind when you wander for hours
Avoid the danger or things could get worse
Who'll cause the incident you should tell
You've won the fight down to the last spell
Someday I'll get all the respect
For the things I do, for those I protect!
Look, despite all of her chatters
She isn't strong compared to others
Through all the borders you'll see
You'd recognise me, the sage Yukari.
The further you go, the dangerous they get
If it wasn't for the rules, all humans here'd be dead.
Kidding if you couldn't tell!
I get so bored I amuse myself.
Here in Gensokyo
You're all alone
And in human village
You will get bored
In this great land that you found
Sure, we can show you around
Just don't attack stronger youkai,
And don't go to random mansions
Now that I've practice-fought you
I feel way better, I bet you too
Not so sure that's how they feel
Well then, I'll hit them with a Fantasy Seal!
STOP IT RIGHT NOW!
Well now you look even more angry somehow.
One more joke and I'll be done!
But ain't two spells better than one?
We can relate to your determination
Because we youkai have our motivations
Me and Marisa solve the incidents
So far they've solved around 19 events
Don't cause any chaos like other fools
It's best for you to stick by the rules
Who'll cause the incident you should tell
You've won the fight down to the last spell
0:22 based
first mokou said to nitori that she'll "evaporate every last drop from nitori", then she says:
uhh...
0:19 So, Remilia has chosen death
WHAT,YOU EGG?
[he stabs him]
~William Shakespeare
After this video, I am now convinced that all Touhou girls are futas.
nice
That's beautiful.
A great conclusion
Same.
What do you mean?
Vine boom everytime they mention balls
For a game with no male characters, they sure do have a lot of balls.
Those are some quotes
quotes from lostword are funny
"Why are you black?!"
"We need to go inside lady yuyuko"
0:59
Oh wow, Mokou is getting thirsty
the Touhou characters seem to be fond of balls.
Unyu
Yeah it's weird out of context
The context is that magic orbs known as the occult balls appeared all over Gensokyo which grant extreme power as well as manifest Urban Legends (which is why that specific game is called Urban Legend in Limbo) and each character is trying to gather all of them for their own gains
Touhou characters can spit a mean roast every once in a while.
personally, i love you put PC98 era. that era need some respect tbh... (1:33 if people didn't know where i mean)
Oh, definitely.
The later PC-98 era titles had some pretty tame dialogue tbh if the translation patch I ran is accurate, to the point where I was borderline alienated when I arrived at the comparative feverdream that is EoSD dialogue. But, SoEW dialogue...
Now *that* was on something else.
1:08 ah yes koishi’s antimony of common flowers story mode I laughed so hard at this it actually caught me off guard even with context.
00:14 is that real?
that was a wonderful opener
The funny part is that _most_ of these are official.
1:36 Marizza Kirizzame.
Yea punching children calms me down too
The fact that the ones that talk about balls are not edited is what sends me
These are just my intrusive thoughts
The quotes ever
Marisa: You gotta take it easy when your playing with de-
Ah yes, my favourite AC/DC song
"I'm heading for Hell"
The amount of balls jokes in ULiL alone is just limitless
There's a lot of balls involved here
never played a touhou game, never watched a touhou video, could name one character and that’s sakuya
needless to say i’m ridiculously confused and i DEMAND to know which ones are real and which are fake
All of the “Balls” ones were real if I have my sources correct. They apparently were a hilariously bad English translation.
@@2huDrew there are so many “balls” ones that playing that translation must be impossible to take seriously
@@EnoEsothe balls are actually supposed to be occult orbs lol
The absence of male in danmaku battle really make them mad
Ball Counter: 7
I love how brutality unfiltered touhou is dispite being a series about magical girls , thats 2 series that was surprisingly badass dispite being about magic girls, weird that somthing like that happened twice
Mokou can roast you with both her fire and her line
As a Mokou fan, I love that Mokou is in like half of these.
0:59
wait what nitori has balls?
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ULiL quotes are all gold
It's a fun game trying to figure out which ones are and aren't real quotes
you’re so good at voice acting it’s insane
1:28 "Huzzah, I've gotten more balls!" wait wait wait wait *WAIT*, Is ThAt A jOjO rEfErEnCe!?1?/
1:31 gooooood job.
The fact that some of these sound genuine-
1:31 high kek
0:26 A fat recruit learned that the hard way.
The fact that almost every one of them are true XD
please make more of these HEELP
0:56 uhm yes but you're blocking the way
1:07 she just like me
Koichi is a fking menace on 15.5
1:03
1:32 uhm reimu?
This is why I love and hate 14.5
-I love not thinking!!-
0:54 When Futo browses Touhou doujins
Half of these lines are just ULiL talking about balls. And I can't disagree, it's kinda ridiculous. Like, if kids watching this they'll be just fine. But for adults, yeaaahhh...
I love thase
The fact I can barely tell which ones are parody and which are not
BALLS???
@@Gloobus2057 Yes.
*Balls*