“(crowd goes ewww) i’m not trying to sell this as a fucking home remedy!” if we somehow go through all of humanity without getting an animated form of corey’s anecdotes a la wwe story time or rooster teeth animated adventures we have failed
must admit i live with a scottish woman and she just rolls her eyes when ANYONE attempts a scottish accent, even award winnging actors who are believeable in their roles she thinks are "pish" and she thought Corey's redition of a glasow accent was almost spot on.
From what I heard, he was the one who kept the band from killing each other during the Self-title and Iowa era. He's one of the nicest person you can meet. Sadly, he's gone. :(
this is a similar thing that happened to me and my sports team when we were going to a tournament in Germany in 2008. one of the best stories my team has and we all became like brothers because of it ( in a strange kind of way)
Hilarious a crew member on last tour had to do this, but instead of getting rid of it he left it in the kitchen near the door 😂 big black bin liner…. I’m surprised the beat the street door opened while moving 🤔 tie a knot and use the upstairs skylights instead 👌👍
In my defence a particular member of the band introduced me to snakebites against my will but drunken me was too stubborn to pour it out. But what start out as a vomit session ended up having me like a double fountain head in the tiny little sink and absolutely welded to the throne at the same time. The only memory I have from that night was another member of crew came down to use the already occupied facilities and finding himself an in detail oil painting of a man framed nicely by a slowly opening door telling him its not good, just before the fireworks kicked off again. I'm a nice lad all the same I bought the boys a box of celebrations, roses, and some other sort of sweets to say I am awful very sorry for the distress caused. I did clean up after myself well I was informed later the next day after I arose from the dead that I might have missed a few spots. And said Band member and I went for a swim in the North Sea together to rebuild the bridge that was once clean and fragrant. In the middle of November in Scotland too.
Instead of a bedtime story, I listen to this
"I like reading thrillers"
"I like reading sci fi"
"I like listening to bowel problem stories."
Listening to corey taylor talking about shitting in a garbage bag is the best thing to ever happen to me
What are you talking about? This is a bedtime story.
@Haleigh Blake , you are so not wrong, i just did that last night lol
"It's not poop yet! It's just the bag so far!" yo I died
“(crowd goes ewww) i’m not trying to sell this as a fucking home remedy!” if we somehow go through all of humanity without getting an animated form of corey’s anecdotes a la wwe story time or rooster teeth animated adventures we have failed
must admit i live with a scottish woman and she just rolls her eyes when ANYONE attempts a scottish accent, even award winnging actors who are believeable in their roles she thinks are "pish" and she thought Corey's redition of a glasow accent was almost spot on.
😮😮😮
It was pretty accurate haha
When the guy says "IOWA" 😂😂😂 Corey's response is hilarious
Lol!!!
"Fuck that rule, I shit on the bus anyway" Peter Steele 😂😂😂😂😂
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS 🤣🤣🤣
ITs literally the first fucking thing I thought LOL
i only became a slipknot fan recently, but paul sounds awsome
Christoffer Olsen sadly he passed away
From what I heard, he was the one who kept the band from killing each other during the Self-title and Iowa era. He's one of the nicest person you can meet. Sadly, he's gone. :(
From stories from the guys and interviews he turly was one of a kind RIP Paul Gray
Christoffer Olsen i heard that he had the best hugs
He was pretty chill. Sadly, he passed.
9:57 gets me every time. "Well, it's the most fucked up thing..." I can never NOT laugh at that part!!
He really has some amazing stories to tell, he can make anyone laugh.
He only spent the better part of 2 decades with 6 to 9 crazy band members.
His acting is on point.
He's just good!
I dont think ive ever laughed harder in my life LMAO
Swear to god, my stomach's hurting, my jaw's hurting
I would SO be Paul in a similar situation XD
SAME
Right 😂
Corey Taylor should add 'stand up comedian' to his resume.
Have you read 7 Deadly Sins? That book is a gold mine lol
I love 5:48 when Paul busts in and starts laghing and the sound effects are on pint
Best part🤘
Also when he closes the door
Corey: 2001, so we’re talking 14 Years ago-
Guy: IOWA!
Lol!!!!
Corey could make a living doing stand up comedy on the side he's hilarious
ITS NOT POOP YET - Corey Taylor
I swear Corey taylors stories from when he's stuck are comedy gold
that's the thing about us scots, we buy our time
Greig Robertson yer fockin accents are awesome
Manchmal Gaming and it you think we type and talk like that then you're mistaken
let a man dream and be happy, please? i know you guys don't talk like that
Manchmal Gaming I blame Mel Gibson for falsifying Scottish history
i blame some childhood cartoons
Fucking hell that story killed me hard "you all right there Cory" haha bet paul is laughing his ass of in heaven ;P
Netflix give this man his own special I would love to see and hear him tell stories and play music
ITS NOT POOP YET!
lmao
I opened the dump on my buddy's r.v when we where doing 80 down the freeway. The prius behind us was definitely not happy
Corey tells such great stories 😂😂
i think im not going to eat grilled cheese ever again
‘Find the right angle for the dangle’ haha 😂
that beautiful scottish accent
RIP Joey & Paul
This show was just amazing haha
this is a similar thing that happened to me and my sports team when we were going to a tournament in Germany in 2008. one of the best stories my team has and we all became like brothers because of it ( in a strange kind of way)
"It's not poop yet" hahahahahaha
A story teller indeed. 🔥🔥
I could be listening to Corey for hours, he's not just a great artist, but also a great comedian
This story gives me the John mulaney vibes “I had the thought that only blackout drunks and Steve Urkel have: did I do that?”
Yes.
Who listing to this when you taking a dump
I come back to this video every now and then and laugh equally as much every time.
Corey should try a stand-up comedy career
His ziggy stardust shirt is awesome
The face he made at 8:58 🤣
This is one of my favorite videos on the internet
Thank you morganpay
Best story ever
Corey could easily be a comedian.
Seriously he could do a UA-cam channel where he just tells stories and interviews folks
That would be awesome
yup he's definitely got the stage presence here of a stand up comic.reckon might just pull it off
@@cato7778 Agrees
I love Corey's stories so fucking much hahah
Talk about living a life of suspense not knowing when he's going to pay you back
When that guy yells "Iowa!!" 😂😂😂
Greatest story I’ve ever heard
I watch this at least once a day 🤣
Love this story
i was there for this!
Lucky
Corey needs to be a comedian
I'm CRYING!!!!!
"paul loved discomfort in people" lol
Omg this is funny as shit ! Corey is funny as hell!
🤣🤣🤣I just can't breathe 😂😂😂
Fun fact he told this story on my 9th birthday
That's a fantastic present lol
:) I just love watchin this one, i laugh til i cry :)
Wish I could meet paul...
5:49, 5:57, 8:07 great sound effects
OMG!! I’m dying!
*This is genius*
He’s a great story teller..
:) No matter hovv many times Brothers and Sisters of the Knot i see this one, i laugh so hard my body hurts :)
This dude would be great at standup comedy
corey would be such a good standup comedian
Fyi. Train engineers use hot bag method. But, my understanding is their bags are personalized to discourage illegal dumping... 🤣
LMAO 🤘!
Hilarious a crew member on last tour had to do this, but instead of getting rid of it he left it in the kitchen near the door 😂 big black bin liner….
I’m surprised the beat the street door opened while moving 🤔 tie a knot and use the upstairs skylights instead 👌👍
In my defence a particular member of the band introduced me to snakebites against my will but drunken me was too stubborn to pour it out.
But what start out as a vomit session ended up having me like a double fountain head in the tiny little sink and absolutely welded to the throne at the same time.
The only memory I have from that night was another member of crew came down to use the already occupied facilities and finding himself an in detail oil painting of a man framed nicely by a slowly opening door telling him its not good, just before the fireworks kicked off again.
I'm a nice lad all the same I bought the boys a box of celebrations, roses, and some other sort of sweets to say I am awful very sorry for the distress caused.
I did clean up after myself well I was informed later the next day after I arose from the dead that I might have missed a few spots.
And said Band member and I went for a swim in the North Sea together to rebuild the bridge that was once clean and fragrant. In the middle of November in Scotland too.
“You gotta find the right angle for the dangle” hahahahahahahahahah
Dying laughing 💀
Damn, the guy's good...
I laughed so hard my fucking jaw hurts 😂
"PEOPLE THROW THEIR SHIT"
"PEOPLETHROWTHEIRSHIT"
"ON THE BUS BEHIND YOU"
"PEOPLETHROWTHEIRSHIT"
Corey Taylor should think about stand up he's a funny freaking dude and an awesome story teller
His delivery reminds me of Daniel Tosh and I think thats entirely on purpose
ITS NOT POOP YET!!!!
Shit this was funny lol 😂😂😂
This guy kinda sounds like that one band like Stinky Sourpatch or some shit
Like Smelly Rocks
Maybe Limestone Sweet
or the guy from Slipknot
I figured it out!
Its Rocks Spicy!
omfg this is funny shit Corey is funny as fuck lol
Everybody in that show knows all about bus bathroom situations apparently 😒 wtf you know about 2 bands in a prevost on warped 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
I hot bag all the time.