Hilarious Things That Are Technically True But Completely Unexpected
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- Hilarious Things That Are Technically True But Completely Unexpected
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Interesting fact: in hispanic countries (Spain, Mexico, etc.) women don't take their husband's last name, and kids have two last names, traditionally the first last name (or family name) they have is the father's one, and then the mother's one, but in some places like in Spain, parents can choose which one's first. And yeah, sometimes we have middle name too and our names get pretty long.
And places like mine we take the first name.
Do you add more names through generations?
@@kimthejunglist mostly you take your fathers and mothers first name. Therefore, everyone has two last names
In Greece everyone keeps the surname and the parents decide,what surname the kids have. Usually it's the father's, sometimes they take both surnames.
The first name usually is the first name of a grandparent. So many cousins have exactly the same name. Therefore in your papers and passport they also mention the first name of the father.
So you get names like Ευστάθιος Αθανασόπουλος του Αθανασίου. I always pitty the kids that have more than one surname in Greece, gets really much to write 😂
@@helgaioannidis9365 one surname is enough, our full names are difficult enough to write as it is
7:21 dangerously overweight people should lose weight because of their health, not because they want to "get pretty". That's our point, we're not saying "don't lose weight, you're beautiful" we're saying don't lose weight just because people say you're not beautiful, lose weight because you care about your health and your life.
Yeah, idk why people get so mad when someone calls fat people "pretty" because "nO, tHeY aRe UnHeAlThY", dude, just admit that you think that fat Is equal to ugly.
@@Girl777muah yeah, overweight people trying to lose weight just because of appearance ofter results in people starting to not eat at all or becoming bulimic, so that's not healthy, but because people associate losing weight w health/being pretty, they will congratulate that person, and that's what feeds eating disorders, the compliments
@@ninafonte9593 yeah, "you are thinner" shouldn't be a compliment
How healthy a person is, is a matter between their doctor and themself (and perhaps their family). It's not something you can or should judge just from how a person looks.
@@MsSteelphoenix
If someone is morbidly obese, they are unhealthy. One doesn't need to be a doctor, never mind that person's doctor, to know that.
7:59 let’s appreciate the fact that the vet or whoever runs the UA-cam channel for the vet actually answered the question 😂
That vet is awesome. I think his UA-cam channel is something like Helpful Vancouver Vet, or something like that.
I was expecting something along the line of “buy her a saucer of milk, then ask her back to your place”
Taking the husband's name is a patriarchal institution. It comes from the idea that the wife and children are the husband's property. That idea has been disputed for a long time. In some cultures, it is not uncommon (Japan, for instance) for a man to take a wife's name
In Spanish everyone has a last name from each side of the family and chooses to use one, the other or both.
@@updownstate This is good
A good idea, especially if her last name is Best.
@@evillyn7895 My maiden name was Barr. Didn't help much that one side of my family lived on Mars, in Pennsylvania, close to the Nestle chocolate bar factory, also holding the Mar bars.
That side of family was proud of their name. They unofficially declared themselves the "Mars Barrs, from Mars".
So when I say I have family from Mars. I'm not joking. They really are from Mars.
Does that stem from the idea that the husband and children are the wife's property? 🤔
Bruh i once asked this question and my aunt lauged hard and said, i was baptized with my father's last name, not my husband's😂😂
Actually, you weren't. You were baptised with your given ("Christian") name or names only, not anybody's last name.
Another interesting fact: Hundreds is years ago, Norman men (France) were irritated when their wife left them or died and all her property went back to her family. So they passed “femme covert” (covered woman) laws making their wives their property (no longer a person) and as property can’t own property, all her stuff became his by law when they married. The Brits did this too and called it. Coverture (think Downton Abbey) and America took it as well.
When last names came in vogue, when women married, as their husband’s property, he put his name on her to show his ownership rights (it’s a greed thing, not a biblical one).
Just like Washington and Jefferson did with their slaves to show their ownership.
7:52 You can do that on a Jaguar as often as you want. Just don’t leave dents in such a car.
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Whan they asked if they could do that on a Jaguar, I honestly thought they were talking about the South American jungle cat (and then I had an accident in my pants to death out the wrong end from laughing so hard at trying to visualize that person doing like what I thought they were talking about)!!!!!
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Malphabet... 🤣🤣🤣 As for Justin Trudeau marching, just because he's in charge doesn't mean he can't march for something. Thankfully, "being in charge" doesn't mean that you can do anything you want whenever you want. Or it shouldn't.
Yeah, my maiden name is Boss. Should'a kept it.
Ever have the security question, "Where did you meet your spouse?" I met my spouse at the altar just after the pastor said I may kiss my wife.
2:17. There a 2 days EACH YEAR that aren't 24 hours. The day the clocks forward, and the day the clocks go back 😆😆
Wrong. Humans can change a clock time all they want, the length of daylight during a day stays the same.
@@bonniemacpherson3407 yes I agree with what you are saying but the post was referring to to the clock that humans invented, and NOT normal daylight.
@@bonniemacpherson3407 But that´s not what this tweet was about. So the tweet is wrong just like you are.
I feel sooo guilty for laughing at winning a debate against 600,000 babies
I didn't take my husbands last name 1st because i have to do a lot of paper work, my ids, license etc... also his mom's name is also karen sooo... i don't need that confusion
5:21 yeah, but couldn't you cheat in the first category by going down a hill?
I salute you, fellow Harry Potter nerd!
Yes, that was definitely my highlight
6:56 Wrong. They forgot to include 22nd. So there are 24 of them.
uhhhhh...no?
Why don't men take their wife's name?
many do
The woman was often considered to be the property of her father, then the property of her new husband. That's why her father (or stand-in) hands her over at the ceremony. "She's your problem now mate, here are the keys."
If you bought a cat called "fluffy", you wouldn't change your name to Diane Fluffy.
@@darrenrobinson9041 I think we need to divorce that crap, and also Diane Trane sounds pretty cool.And lastly this ditty: Hard is the fortune of all womankind. She's always controlled, she's always confined. Kept by her parents until she's a wife, a slave to her husband the rest of her life.
@@updownstate I think Darren Robinson-Greene is a good compromise and something I could live with. But it would take some persuading before I would agree to Darren Fluffy-Trane.
The patriarchal ‘ownership’ thing is questionable. The wife & children took the father’s name to identify their claim for support and protection from ‘him’; that was his task in the traditional set up. With regard to the children carrying their fathers name, the maternity was seldom in doubt, mum tends to be in on the action at birth, fathers attachment was a little less obvious so he was expected to ‘man up’ and accept liability for his, small but essential, contribution that initiated the process.
Despite the disadvantage of growing up without a sister I survived perhaps because the major influences on my formative years were my maternal grandmother, born 1895, and my mother, born 1913. Dad & grandad were around but out working most of the time; failure on their part to ‘bring in the wherewithal’ to feed the dependants would not have been good for either domestic harmony or group respect from their peers; so I got conditioned from an early age. Likewise failure to provide for wife and family would not have been ‘a good career move’ on my part with levels of sanction starting at the ‘displeased look’ level and rapidly escalating from there. This from a person who gave up one addiction, smoking tobacco, and moderated another, drinking beer, because of ‘better things to do with that money’. The moral here children are a process not an event, they are ‘the gift that keeps on taking’ (:-).
My brother is Richard, I should forward this to him
I have a great-uncle Richard.... Every time I hear him called Richard I mentally call him a Dick and high-five myself. No one deserves that nickname more.
He once lectured me for not wearing a dress (funny part is that I ware skirts/dresses A LOT..... I just change in to pants when I see him coming)
I asked him once "Where in the bible does it say women should always be in a skirt?"
Him: "Show me where women didn't wear them."
Me: "Show me where the men didn't Ware them."
Him: "I can't expect a young woman to have the intelligence to understand higher level of-"
Me: "okay, I challenge you to an IQ test!"
Him: hour and half later... Stomping out of the house after throwing pieces of paper around "The-"
Me: "I really don't care!"
My mother, father and grandmother: laughing hysterically and pissing him off more.
I'm not gonna take my partner's last name tbh. Both of us have shitty last names that we have no attachment to. So we're gonna find one we do like and both take that
I actually saw a couple at court doing that very thing. (I gathered) they both didn’t like their families, and just wanted to start fresh, they picked one.
That will be fun when your great great grandkids do a family tree.
that concept sounds sweet actually. Both parties choosing what they like and taking it as their own to share
7:20 How healthy a person is, is a matter between their doctor and themself (and perhaps their family). It's not something you can or should judge just from how a person looks.
Dangerously overweight = DANGER -ously....its not a judgement if its a FACT.
Yeah, don't take your husband's name...
Keep your father's name instead!
🙄
🤔👍
I use my mother’s yet it’s the same as my grandpa
i don't like my dad.
The second time I married, we both hyphenated our names, my insistence. When we divorced, his lawyer refused to write his name hyphenated "because men don't take their wife's name"!
However, his name was hyphenated on his SSN card, all military paperwork, the house we bought, his drivers license, etc.
I had to get a court order to revert to my maiden name and show that paperwork everywhere to prove I was no longer married. I always wondered if he had to do the same.
I have also wondered why women need a court order to revert to a prior name. There is nothing on marriage paperwork that shows a name chamge, that change is just an assumption. No court order needed to prove a name change.
After both divorces I reverted to my maiden name because I like it better.
Oh, it's you again! The Joker-Harley-Guy 😂
Actually there are two days every year that are not 24 hours: The day daylight savings time begins and the day it ends. When you set the clock forward, you lose an hour from that day, so it's only 23 hours. When you set the clock back, you add an hour to the day, so it's 25 hours.
Exactly, this was my thought as well :-D
If and only if you live in a country where they do that. What's the point of making this kind of objection to a joke?
I had a math teacher have a go at me cause i am data analyst and he had a degree. I studied law for 3 years, was a paralegal for 10 years,. So I said @my industry updates entire languages every 3 years and you need to constantly learn, and the data analysis get more complex every year. The three greatest changes in your field were 10,000 years ago when we learned to count without using fingers, 2,000 years ago when we invented the number zero, and use of digits not roman numerals."
I had another a PE annoyed i earned about 10% more than he did. I said, I know 3 computer languages, have background in law, and keep our school SOTA, You "teach" children run and jump, may as well teach fish to swim.
"Would you eat 6 donuts" hahahahahah
you asked the wrong person
Names, snames, I agree with Three Dog Night, "And when I die, there'll be one child born to carry on..."
@Sufiya H. You are correct! I won't edit my comment though because that would negate your reply which was very polite.
@3:20, im dying!!! 😅🤣😂
Umm ... the downside to taking the actions that people are calling for to deal with global warming are that they cost literally trillions of dollars and involve using energy sources that are less reliable. As I write this Europe is struggling with massive energy shortages because they tried to "go green" on energy, and they have ended up dependent on Russia for much of their energy. The US is facing major increases in the price of energy, especially gas, because of green energy policies. Though the US is in nowhere near as deep a hole as Europe.
1:13 getting dark-skinned because of the sun
4:24 You mean doughnuts are less unhealthy than you thought.
I hate being early because there are no funny comments
4:06 and I'm Canadian lol
4:56 That’s great! Hee hee...
I wont take my husband's last name cuz in my country there is a common belief of a need of continuing your blood line, so many men cares about passing their surname more than they care for who they marry. If my man loves me for real, he wouldnt see an issue in giving his surname up for me.
Oh, also cuz my grandma has no other sons than my father and my father only has me and my sister. Granma always wanted a boy so their surname could pass on and imma prove her it's not all abt boys
I - my husband's last name because my dad family were royalty. Why not lol
8:25 Whoosh! This one I just don't get.
A person who needs immediate medical treatment is a legitimate emergency, and they should definitely give such a person priority in getting off the plane. If a person's already dead, the urgency dissappear, and the needs of the passengers who are still living and need to get somewhere quickly should be given some consideration. This obviously doesn't apply if there's an urgent need to investigate the death.
However, that attitude can come off as cold-hearted, not showing enough respect for the dead. Also, many passengers are squeamish about walking past a dead man, so they'd prefer getting it off the plane ASAP.
0:52
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I want at least 1 of my children use my last name tho
Look like I'm not the only one thinking of this.....
Y?
@Diane Greene to carry on the family name maybe?
@@hatakesakumoisthehottestda8946 What about the woman's family name?
@@updownstate That's why I'm taking my mum's surname (family name)
@@hatakesakumoisthehottestda8946 Ye,to carry on my mum's family name . Cuz all of my cousins are using their father's surname.
I don't know anyone who took their husband's name. Sounds really degrading, I would never even consider.
i don't really think its degrading. in my country we always put our surname first and then a dash and then their surname. its honestly not that big of a deal imo.
@@xiiv.emilia That's not what the statement is referring to. Please stick to the topic if you're gonna dismiss other people's feelings.
it seems so, yeah. Like you're being handed over from your father's family to your husband, as if your husband owns you now instead of it being an equal partnership.
It's really nice. You are all one new family with the same last name, including your kids. Its fine for you not to do it, but it's not even a little degrading. It's wonderful.
@@theMerryMonarch You should stop dismissing bg nads feelings.
HI, the end of the year isn't exactly 24 hrs 23 hrs with I don't remember minutes
1:02
I mean he ain't wrong
If I ever get married, I'll keep my last name. I'm not property, and a payed a lot for my name
1:46 👏👏👏👏👏
6:09
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I took my husband's last name and am proud of it!
@Silicon Nomad Don't know how that's possible. He had to file for Chapter 7 bankruptcy.
Joke's on you!!!!!
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@@kasemite619 That's the start of his last name.
People online unrelated to work don't need to know my last name. I say this as not having Facebook or Twitter either.
SO ABORTION IS A JOKE - PICK A FINGER
I already replied with one
Can someone explain 6:09 to me?
if someone was two days old and someone else was one day old then the first person would be twice the second person's age
Being fat isn't bad. Some people are fat even though they eat healthy and exercise. It's just how their genetics work it's not because they're lazy or unhealthy or whatever. And in that case, dieting can actually make you less healthy, both mentally and physically.
You're confusing being big with being fat. Fat is a % body fat, and losing excess body fat will NEVER make someone unhealthy.
Bb
Is there any humor which is not funny?
Dad jokes?
Yes, quite frequently, cause the definitions of what is considered funny and what not varies a lot and changes over time, too. :3 But you do have a point nevertheless!
7:47 I love this because it's so damn true
Yeah...who was Trudeau hoping to convince?
And...Pokemon had a PLOT?????
2:02
😂😂😂
1:04 - Awwww!
1:44 - Yes!
3:21 - Besides, Christians aren't furry.
6:34 - That's always bothered me, too. When they're interviewing witnesses, they never ask "what does the fox say?"
7:26 - True!
Last one: Yeah, true, but why use poor Robin for it? 😢
5:33
number 1:
If you say Ariel left her family just for a man, then you need to watch the movie again because long before she ever saw this guy she wanted to explore the surface world.
number 2:
yeah its moana, definitely moana. Ariel doesn't fight a gigantic crab monster now does she?
I didn't change my name because the payroll computer where I worked would never have gotten it right, and I'd never get paid again.
How fast can this model car go from 0 to 100? Go from 0 to 100 where? There is nowhere within hundreds of miles of my home that one can legally drive faster than 70.
These are fabulous!
3:42
For the same reason most men don't take their wife's last name. I didn't change mine because I considered it degrading to be 'wife of' instead of my own person.
I'll never understand the women who are okay with being mrs. John Smith, but then again I don't have to understand it. I only have to respect their choice.
Would you be OK with men taking the wife's surname? You know surname is often called "family name", right? In Hebrew, for example, it's literally called שם משפחה.
@@avishevin1976 Of course! Spouses are entitled to use each other's surnames. I have occasionally used my husband's (for singing a package for example) and I wouldn't mind in the slightest if my husband did the same.
I am critising the degree of normalcy that a woman is expected to give up her name, even be grateful for it, while in the same culture it is demeaning for a man to do so. It promotes gender inequality which I don't agree with.
I think it is just considered traditional at this point and doesn't have as strong of a meaning. You aren't being taken as property even if that was the way back then. I think it shows that you are now a family, and having a child it could get confusing. My mother took my father's last name, they love each other deeply and it just shows their connection. I know in some cultures it's different though.
@@shadowfoot2486 Tradition does not excuse the perpetuation of misogyny. I understand what you are trying to say, but I disagree with your vision on the current state of the world. If it truly didn't have as strong of a meaning as you say, I wouldn't have received backlash from my own family for the fact that my and my husband's child has my last name. My very own grandmother berated me for that decision, because it was HIS child too. Never mind that I was the one who gave birth.
Please do not misunderstand me into thinking I am judging your mother. She has every right to change her name into your father's. I am simply saying people should have a choice and not be judged for it.
Explained properly, having different last names is not confusing to children. They are very accepting of the world. I, for instance, grew up in a family with four different last names, because my (step)parents all kept their own names. It was never confusing to me.
@@TheCrochetCritters I did not know that your family wasn't understanding of your choice. I tend to try and see everybody's POV and take those things into account so that everything is fair for everyone. I apologize if my assumption hurt or offended anyone.
Malphabet! That creased me!
4:31 I'm a Canadian, and have to ask, what type of silly question is that?
OF COURSE I would eat 6 donuts.
the last name drama wont occur if we took example from iceland. last names in our definition dont exist there :)
there you are xxxx yyyson or xxx yydottir.
if you know the Splinter Cell video game franchise: Anna Grimsdottir is a nice example.
4:05 to be precice: not only not his president; his head of state is a king. :p
1:50 favourite
7:20
So true
In my community we take the first name. Dad's or husband's and some times mom's first name too
Tell us more. Isn't that or used to be the custom in Iceland?
@@updownstate I am from India. But not all Indians do this. And I believe this might have been introduced to avoid the discrimination because of caste/family name system. I am not sure though.
@@akhilaaksar There are family name ties to caste?
@@updownstate Yes like Patel, Nair, Kevadiya, Soot, Kapoor, Menon so many.
@@akhilaaksar Thank you for explaining that. I would like to learn more about India. Here in the US we are ignorant Can you recommend book/s? In school we learned only a little about partitioning. And every year the Geography teacher demonstrated how to put on a sari. I think that's the whole reason she was teaching. I swear this is true.