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@@mikeab93 Do you actually think you can define what is and isn't ASMR? You can say that it isn't for you, sure, in the same way you can say you don't like pasta. But to say that Pasta factually taste bad? Come on.
Hey, can I invite my friend to the band? Oh, sure, what instrument does he play? The keyboard. Oh, well that's alri- I mean a computer keyboard. ...Oh...
Smesh var name = "dhcndosndkcjsbkcncksodncnfjsoskfjcndosncjdodmdnckdksdjfjfjskslalaslfkcjcidjwndkdjdjdndnfjdlwlfnk"; Function UseKeyboard(yourname, stye){ Idk} UseKeyboard(name, uncontrollably);
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- What's your name? - I'm Daenerys Stormborn of the house Targaryen, the Unburnt, the First of her name, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lady Regnant of the Seven Kingdoms, Protector of the Realm, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons.
Raffy : What's your name ? Me : Prise Raffy typing for like 20 seconds. Raffy : And your last name ? Me : Nico Raffy typing for 10 seconds Raffy : Tell me how to spell it Me : N - i - c - o Raffy starts playing a guitar with the keyboard. Raffy : what a beautiful name.
Raphy: Spell your name Me: oh yeah no worries it’s hdhxyejdbrudhdbdjdbrusiejdbfurusjfbfndjejdufucyxhdbfhcucufirjebfucufjtbruchdheudyrhdbcjcubudjdnrbfucyvubuvjdnrjduduvuvudhdu Raphy: that’s a beautiful name Me: yeah its polish
You're STILL my fave!!! About 6 months with ASMR now, and nobody quite compares... i would love a "positive affirmations" video by you.. your voice is so calming!!! At least an hour of course (long time to fall asleep!) ;) and comforting words/phrases like, "Ok", "you're feeling comfortable", "your body is relaxed", "ok", "rest easy", "ok", "ok", "ok", and yep.... that'd be amazing!!! :)
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Raffy!!! You have got to do a full "follow the light" video. The way you mix in mouth sounds with the light 😱 just everything about the light portion of this video gave me alllllllll of the tingles. So awesome
no one: raffy: what’s your name? me: ja- raffy: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful.
When one earbud breaks I usually just cut off the wire the broken one’s attached to and have one line with one earbud. I bring those ones to school because I don’t care if I loose them and I can hear if someone’s addressing me if I’m listening to music while I work :D
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Why do all these really pretty girls watch asmr, why can’t you personal message people on YT? I would love that, Katherine if you see this you’re really pretty
Caroline Woodward the name is Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Senior
The reason Raffy is gone is because is is still typing your name
M360Firestorm lol
M360Firestorm good point
facts
Accurate
M360Firestorm thank you for making my day
"What is your name?"
Ryan with 8 tabs and 4 windows buttons
Ryan Braunlin LOL
Ryan Braunlin 😂😂😂dead ass
Ryan Braunlin xDDDDDD this killed me
Ma names morag
😂😂
2:28 when your boss walks in and you have to pretend you're doing work
I HAVE NO IDEA WHY THIS WAS SO FUNNY IT JUST WAS🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Gillian Iero 😂😂😂😂😂
Good one
Hahahaahhahaahahah
Raffy: Spell out your name
Me: L-E-O
Raffy: *starts hacking the mainframe*
Leo Maciel LMFAOO my name is Asa. Us peeps with short names are a joke to him, clearly.
Name: Leonardo
Sports: former soccer player
Animal: dogs
Personality: social, quite the catch
Say your goddamn surname
Don't let raffy hanging
Raffy: (hacker voice but whispered)
*Im in.*
@@blitzkrieg7353 nice Mk.III,Erwin.
"This username is taken"
Kurisu Santos all i have to say to that is. Very good very nice
LMAO
Fuck.
Yo that shit funny as hell
Hahahahahaha
In the beginning I was like I don't have that long of a name, then he says "and your last name. " I lost it
Butt Sagget LOL ME TOO 😂😂😂😂
Yep, dead
Butt Sagget me too lol
soooo true😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
he holding it like it's a guitar😂😅
"what's your name?"
*types entire bee movie script*
"what a beautiful name"
Elina Marie I was honestly gonna comment the same thing
More like beeutiful... I'll leave
Elina Marie can't stop laughing at that because that was exactly what I thought as well
Why did you all 3 think of Bee movie? That’s really random 😂
Ya like JAZZ
Raffy: lets start off with your name
Keyboard: no please not again
Your current profile pic matches the keyboards reaction perfectly
He was spelling Esteban full name from suite life of Zack n Cody
"Name?"
*plays through the fire and flames on expert*
HAHAH OMG this comment has my crying 😂
But did he fc?
Damn dude Guitar Hero 3 too much memories!
*Writes the whole Green Lantern script*.
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“I play the keyboard. No, the other one”
Swip1 quality comment
You are sad
This need more likes
What the fuck is that profile pic fam
@@MK-hg2nx what was wrong with the pfp?
Me: Oh yeah my name is pretty shor-
Him: *plays guitar hero*
Aiko Nini ahahahahaha
THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES WE CARRY ON!!
Raffy: Your age?
*Types only 1 thing*
Me: Wait a minute...
“you’re younger than you look!”
He obviously has a keyboard numbered 1 to 100
@@SophiaF3499 logical explanation
@@SophiaF3499 LMAO IMAGINE
Comment section:
60% Jokes about the keyboard
40% Jokes about the keyboard again
Michael Weinfurter right like one stupid joke was plenty
1% jokes about the jokes about the keyboard
The keyboard makes good sounds.
99% jokes about keyboard, 1% comments about the 99% jokes about they keyboard
Fudi and 0.01 replies to the keyboard jokes
2:00-3:00 When you play Guitar Hero on the hardest setting
Emily B LMAO DUDE 😂
Emily xDDDDDD im crying af
holy shit lmao
Anime profile pics r gay
Aaaa tsumugi best k-on gril
Legend says that at these moment he is still typing
The Nuke Gamer6539 2:20
Legend says you failed English class
The Nuke Gamer6539 CRYING LMAO
he does not need to pass it nevertheless to impress you.And get yourself a lesson of education,seems you need one
4 years later ... stiill taping
Him: what’s your name?
Me: Ka-
Him: *types the bill of rights*
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Kae Rios 🤣🤣
Bedrock The 10th
This is a comment section that makes me wish I had the power to erase my memory to see the comments and laugh again
Lmao same bruh
Omg a more true statement has never been said😂
I will never forget your legendary comment
@@nintage3311 amen
You actually spelt my name wrong, the 433rd letter was an L not a P, shall I spell it again? ....
😂
+Jordan T Mauk 😉
XD
lol
Ikr
-Whats your name ?
-Bob, just Bob.
*procedes to type the phonebook of china and india*
Hahaha funny guy
Lol
Bobi Davidkov LMAO
"the phonebook of china and india"
Not that long
@@TheBlackHandElite it's called hyperbole
Raffy: you're much younger than you look
(5 minutes later)
Me: *wait what*
Lilibeth Gambong facts 😂😂 that makes no sense
Dev Patel it makes a lot of sense he roasted all of us
Literally just went through my head.
First time I was hearing that i was like: Wait... Huh?🤨
I mean, it SOUNDED good though. I didnt even notice until i read this comment.
Raffy: Whats your first name?
Me: *Falls asleep*
Me: *Wakes up*
Raffy: And your last name?
PricetagFTW lmfao
I'm screaming.
lmfaooooooo
*_comments_*
69% about the keyboard
31% more about the keyboard
OliviaGrace 8790 breaststroke
All this drumming and tapping your fingers is NOT ASMR. Others do it too and it drives me nuts.
@@mikeab93 Do you actually think you can define what is and isn't ASMR? You can say that it isn't for you, sure, in the same way you can say you don't like pasta. But to say that Pasta factually taste bad? Come on.
And what is your name?
*proceeds to write down The Odyssey*
John Davis When a joke don't work like they used to before 😂😂😂
XD
Understandable Have a great day lmao 😂😂
Understandable Have a great day lol I recently finished reading the odyssey and the illiad.
Understandable Have a great day my full name is war and peace , the Iliad, the Odyssey and A la recherche du temps perdu
A legend says he is still taping ur name to this day
😂
Yes
Indeed I love to tap names
😂😂😂
Legend has it, you mean to say “typing” idiot
Mom: What instrument would you like to play guitar, piano, drums
Raffy: The Keyboard
Chumper08 In a band called the internet
Hey, can I invite my friend to the band?
Oh, sure, what instrument does he play?
The keyboard.
Oh, well that's alri-
I mean a computer keyboard.
...Oh...
+stride99 ha ha
not funny
Mom: Raffy, you're adopted
Evan Nicolas They are different things Piano keys feel different and also they have foot pedals and not electronic
And your last name?
*Starts hugging keyboard*
Aname i can't 😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
Hahahahaha shit
1:50 a wild horse passing by
Oh now I get it
😂😂😂
Shalj *ive got the horses in the back*
I work as a neurologist. This is, hands down, the most realistic cranial nerve exam video I've ever seen in my entire life
Him: What is your name?
Patient: uvuvwevwevwe onyetenyevwe ugwemubwem osas
Epsoo Tell me again what is your name ah ah ee eh oh
i call for you now Uvuvwevwevwe onyetenyevwe ugwemubwem ossas
Epsoo jeezus
Epsoo no your name your name ah ah
YES THE MEMES HAHAHAHA XD
"How well have u been sleeping?"
"Fuckin Terrible"
"Great! That is so good!"
I laughed so hard 😂😂👌
Awesome
hahahahaha
Justin Everett I'm not sleeping well cause I'm reading comments and not focusing on the video.
Triggered
Good to see that your sleeping better
Raffy: You're much younger than you look.
Patient: What the hell is that supposed to mean.
Bluecool97 He tipped 1 digit, meaning that you're at most 9 yeara old.
Haha actually didn't realise he said that
Bluecool97 Its mean you're ugly just like an old man
Ok, you're much older than you look. Better?
Lol
5 years later this is still one of my all time favorite ASMR vids
Imagine someone walking in and you have to explain why ur dresses in a suit playing guitar hero on a keyboard in front of a camera
Jack Parmenter Underrated comment 😂
Probably not wearing pants either
Jack Parmenter I was thinking the same thing🤣😭
The first time I checked out any of his videos
"I believe we've met before"
*i think the fuck not, sir*
Autumn May LOL
For some reason the 'sir' at the end made me laugh even more
Autumn May UUUUU
I THINK THE FUCK NOT YOU TRICKASS BITCH
Same 😂
How is this even funny? Someone inlighten me and I don't mean some triggered cod player, I mean someone with common sense.
"So, what's your name?"
"Oh my nam-"
"*GUITAR HERO MODE ACTIVATED*"
Raffy: Whats your name?
Me: Matth....
Raffy: types whole endgame script.
Did he write my name in JavaScript?
Assembler
Binary
no he wrote it in binary
Smesh var name = "dhcndosndkcjsbkcncksodncnfjsoskfjcndosncjdodmdnckdksdjfjfjskslalaslfkcjcidjwndkdjdjdndnfjdlwlfnk";
Function UseKeyboard(yourname, stye){
Idk}
UseKeyboard(name, uncontrollably);
Megalodawn nice one
Yeah, it's best if we keep it down because our receptionist is sleeping. *goes on to ferociously beat the keyboard*
RiBread Bagel or.when he says 5-7 I'm.like yes 4-5 No.0? BRUH HELL.NAH
RiBread Bagel he may as well wake her up. ..and WTF??? Dude is playing a damn concerto on that keyboard!
You copied exactly what I put and I got 2 likes and you got 1.1K WTF!?!
Mx127 shit happens
Tom Foster oh well
Raffy: What's your last name?
Patient: it's-
Raffy: presses 837 keys
Patient: huh, most people don't get it the first time
Truth
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Came back to this video after a long time without raffy and suddenly remembered why he was the first ASMRtist I ever subscribed to.
Fort Snorlax He’s back now!!
No one asked
@@banjoscranjo ?
🙌🏻✍🏻
Raffy: How have you been sleeping?
me: Horrible
Raffy: That's great news
CheeseMastah GREAT, GREAT NEWS.
CheeseMastah g
Exactly what I said
I have insomnia... xD
+Dingo Power me too😭*all around me are familiar faces*
32:23
_Hey! this is Raffy from RaffyTaphy and you're watching Disney Channel!_
Last Hope This should have more likes😂
Lmao!!! dude no lie this comment is by far my favorite one of all of youtube!!! And i aint even kidding 😜😜👊😂🤣🙏 it literally made me burst out laughing
😂😂😂😂😂
My favorite show
Last Hope quality comment
“What is your age?”
*hits only one number on the keyboard*
Your profile picture is perfect
“You’re a lot younger than you look”
@@yuki4days ikr 😂
Nobody gonna talk about that little roast of him
0
FBI OPEN UP
Raffy: Im a doctor not a judge
Also Raffy: *_You're much younger than you look._*
Roasted 💀
It's cos he typed a single digit on the keyboard
@@rayman2935 you’re a genius
- What's your name?
- I'm Daenerys Stormborn of the house Targaryen, the Unburnt, the First of her name, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lady Regnant of the Seven Kingdoms, Protector of the Realm, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons.
-and your age?
* presses one button *
ahahahaha😂
Diolie jjnj
Diolie thats not enough titles
Last name??
Whats u name?
*writes down darwins theory of evolution*
Hese name is Bill Bontorlski
XD
You spelled my name wrong you put a 9 instead of a 7
Rick Garrett underrated joke right here
Imagine repeating it back to confirm it's correct!
Taffy: did I spell your name correctly
Me: no
Wow so clever
Never thought of this joke
That moment when you think your getting a cranial nerve exam but really you spend 30 minutes waiting for him to type your name in
and you're just like, god dammit raffy
TRicKsZ Gaming haha. Sucks that your name was given to you by a teacher whos obsessed with the Dictionary
Raffy: What’s your first name?
Me: Tyler
Raffy: [Writes the entire Declaration of Independence]
Raffy: And your last name
Me: Oh christ not again
Zambies Everwher last name is the Constitution
All 85 federalist papers
Danique Hoeijmans the bill of rights
2:00 - 3:00 when you’re trying to reach the word count on an essay
Imi How does this comment not have more likes? 😂😂😂
I just heard the SpongeBob clip in my head "and some of these and a few of these and some more of these...... AND DONE!"
Immy ...and its due in 4 hours
Oh raffy you silly goose, your keyboard wasn’t plugged in... shall we try again
Edit, why the fuck is everyone saying wow to this comment
Wow
Wow
Wow
@Mason Parrott lol
Wow
What’s your name then starts playing a legendary keyboard solo
Everyone is talking about how long their name is and I just wanna know why I'm having my exam in his house
Shhhh it's the break room the receptionist is sleeping
It was a late night and we were a bit tipsy, ok?
Or just "Our house" like a Home consultation
Colleen Orie but what about the receptionist
EXAMS NOOOOO
IM NOT REERAAADDDYYY
Raffy : What's your name ?
Me : Prise
Raffy typing for like 20 seconds.
Raffy : And your last name ?
Me : Nico
Raffy typing for 10 seconds
Raffy : Tell me how to spell it
Me : N - i - c - o
Raffy starts playing a guitar with the keyboard.
Raffy : what a beautiful name.
Petite Silhouette bonjour copain français
Petite Silhouette i
my name is nico xd
pro tip dont put your full name on the internet. You're clearlh new to this.
Emoji Jones the fucks gonna happen?
14:12 dodging haters. Oh wait. Raffy has no haters cause he's perfect
He typed a whole damn bible when he asked for our name
😂😂😂😂
I know
the case makes good sounds
+Luke_doge DOGE BROTHER!
+Doge lololol WOW SUCH BROTHER MUCH UNITED
And how do you spell your last name? (Plays electric guitar solo) That's a very beautiful name.
😂😂😂
noo😂😂
lmfaooooooooooo
k
😂👌
how often do you exercise?
0 times a week?
it's fine. I'm a doctor, not a judge
wow, I loved it xD
Thr3sh b0t Do I see a full AD thresh Botlane? The right clicking genius? The "fuck you soraka" Thresh?
Kyle B did somebody say right clicking genius?
MASTER YI Dr.Mundo one trick here 👈🏻
Yes, but isn't it their job to monitor your health, and if you don't exercise at all that's a bad thing?
Raphy: Spell your name
Me: oh yeah no worries it’s hdhxyejdbrudhdbdjdbrusiejdbfurusjfbfndjejdufucyxhdbfhcucufirjebfucufjtbruchdheudyrhdbcjcubudjdnrbfucyvubuvjdnrjduduvuvudhdu
Raphy: that’s a beautiful name
Me: yeah its polish
So is that wiktoria for short
You're STILL my fave!!! About 6 months with ASMR now, and nobody quite compares... i would love a "positive affirmations" video by you.. your voice is so calming!!! At least an hour of course (long time to fall asleep!) ;) and comforting words/phrases like, "Ok", "you're feeling comfortable", "your body is relaxed", "ok", "rest easy", "ok", "ok", "ok", and yep.... that'd be amazing!!! :)
I think we are long overdue for a vid like that!
so this erika tyy!!!
《chains》 Yes, this is the famous Erika :)
And "I think the case makes good sounds"
ChromeElecTric - hahahaha! Exactly!!!
What's your name?
My name is I think the case makes good sounds
KrazyKontent and your last name?
el luko I think the keys also make great sounds
el luko little birds pillow
First name: "The Case"
Last Name: "Makes good sounds"
You meant 8:42
He diddled the fuck out of that keyboard
This is my favorite one
"First name?"
* throws keyboard across the room *
"Ok, thank you, and your last name?
Prince of Doges why doesn’t this have more likes 😂
This isnt even funny
@@justfriccoff3363 Thank you, Karen. If you'd like, I can go grab the manager and you two can have a discussion.
"how often do you exercise?"
"0 days a week- that's fine."
me: * flashes double chin *
procrastinator 😂😂
procrastinator IS THAT HARRY FUCKING STYLES IN YOUR PROFILE PIC 😍
Ok I feel like a creeper but I saw you on another video about Harry on snl good to see you also watch this guy he's great 😂
HARRY IS A KING
who the fuck is Harry?
What's your name
Dick
Taffy:"its a very beautiful name"
Fiesty Codger ahhh so your richard.
'Whats your name?'
Tom
*Starts typing Big Smokes order at Burger Shot*
Risky-RiVaL-149 nice one
I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Risky-RiVaL-149 it's Cluckin Bell
Risky-RiVaL-149 deadass
Can I have two number 9s a number 6 a number 7 with extra dip two number 45s one with cheese and a large soda
Raffy: What’s your name?
*starts to somehow play piano with a keyboard and correct the entire Beethoven fur elise piano piece*
Minemon122 - Rocket League & Destiny Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Senior
Did he write my name in binar code?
TheBeginOfArt 001001100101001010100010101010010101010111001010101010010101010101010101111010000111010010100101010000101011100011111111111000000101010100011110100100010001000010001000010000000000001111100000111110000011001010111000001100010100101011010100100100101010101010001000100010000100100100001000011111010101101010101010011010100111001010101010...
136 likes on a comment and still didn't add the y on binary hahaha
@@WAVESUK y
Why does it look like he's shredding on a guitar when he's just supposed to be typing my name? 😂😂
Autumn May lol I know right;)
Cotter Games you didn't have to add that smiley face at the end.
Angel but I wanted to;)
Cotter Games Okay fine.
Blurryface some people are happy :)
I couldn't stop laughing at the beginning, plus reading all the comments. XD I love the rest of it, but the beginning had me cracking up!
3:18 FBI OPEN UP
Jacob Roberts 9
@@stfuitsjuan7119 20
Pablo Rodceb 4
@@dimentionalcirclez8160 yikes
@@dimentionalcirclez8160 1
I can see why the receptionist fell asleep, I couldn't take down a name that long
LMAOOOOO 😂
lol
k
+Dolphin Army is your goal to put k everywhere 😂😂
+Ayeisha Deyes ikr
Raffy!!! You have got to do a full "follow the light" video. The way you mix in mouth sounds with the light 😱 just everything about the light portion of this video gave me alllllllll of the tingles. So awesome
I think we have one coming soon :)
RaffyTaphyASMR your great all the tingles
Keleigh foster great job.
1:39 that face when she says she's home alone
pandaguy 789 I think 1:58 is better
_ZA yeah true 😂
Idek Tbh yup
_ZA true
Idek Tbh
no one:
raffy: what’s your name?
me: ja-
raffy: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful.
I agree
This deserves way more likes lmao
My name start with ja 2 lol
Holy fucking shit
same
this is iconic
When one earbud breaks I usually just cut off the wire the broken one’s attached to and have one line with one earbud. I bring those ones to school because I don’t care if I loose them and I can hear if someone’s addressing me if I’m listening to music while I work :D
coliv yagger And you won't have to panic about too much tangling
coliv yagger THANK YOU YOUR A GENIUS
3:18
raffy: "what is your name?"
*continues to retype all of the Harry Potter book series*
raffy:
"and your last name?"
And last name is all the Percy Jackson books in order
Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Senior
Okay sure. And your last name?
I died laughing xD still great tho
Ha! I was hoping you would fall asleep
no but I like it
Blue Stray your age *taos once 😂😂😂
Blue Stray loooolll
26:35
Wipes of sweat, continues to imitate a cuckoo clock, almost vomits and then starts to make laser sounds... still the best doctor I've ever met!
Honestly I'm not complaining about the keyboard that shit tingly as hell
edit: this reply section made me laugh a lot :)
Katherine Oliviá true
Why do all these really pretty girls watch asmr, why can’t you personal message people on YT? I would love that, Katherine if you see this you’re really pretty
Wongz GB Jesus fucking Christ dude stop acting like you're 12
Wongz GB You ever seen a woman before..?
Kevin Shaffe You ever actually spoke to a woman before?
if my doctor ever took the keyboard and started fucking massaging the thing.... I'd be scared
"and your age?"
im 3
"wow. you're much younger than you look."
Like a sperm
+Illegal Memes Dealer 😂😂😂😂😂😂 oh my gosh
Friend:what’s the internet password
Me:it’s on the back of the router
The back of the router:1:37-1:42
I think my name makes good sounds
CrZ Blackjax. HAHAHA good one
26:56 *When you don't have friends , and you know , you have Jedi skills.*
Tibor Tudja favorite comment on this video
is your pfp from a hentai
This comment is highly underrated
HA
@@focalpoint._ no its not
Did he type the whole dictionary?
J3rk Dragoon more like ten whole dictionaries😂😂
J3rk Dragoon *more
Nigga wrote the Bible
ThatKidJ.R. He be tryin ta hack into the FBI
J3rk Dragoon haha. My name cosists of all words in the dictionary ;) xd
The legend says that he’s still typing your name
Lol😂😂😂
"This tests uh.... it test uhhh.... I dont know, I dont know what it tests. I learned it at medical school" - Dr taffy 2017
Mr TJM lmao when did he say that?😂😂
12:18
Raphy looks like white Ice Cube with a beard :D but on a serious note this vid is amazing
i think its the eyebrows and eyes 😂
Haha that was my first thought when I clicked on this video
he does 😅
White ice cube 😂😂😂
+Love Asia white cube
HIM : you attenden 1 of my web trigger words therpy sessions how are you doing
ME: i want to die
HIM :great
D. Trump I am not joking when I say this, I laughed so hard at this. 😂
D. Trump *attended
peggiepeggle therapy*
I’m obsessed with this video. I was so relaxed but also couldn’t stop laughing at the name and age thing 🤣
Caroline Woodward the name is Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph Sherman Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Senior
"What's your name?"
"Hold that thought, let me type you the song of my people"
"And your age?"
[presses one key]
"Wow. Younger than you look."
him: age?
*hits one button*
Me: fucking dies
Kubes79 lol
“What’s your name”
Me: Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez
If you know you know
2:00 I’m dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 what if ur doctor just started doing this one time 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Haha lol the rape face too
aFewAmigos lmao 😂
aFewAmigos I'd leave lmao
I would die because I’m having heart surgery right now and on Jesus the doctor has seemed to
dude.. it's 1 am here n I'm unable to control my laugh 😂😂😂😂😂
I couldn't sleep to this. But I have never laughed so hard in my life.
Abi Days same xD
him: and ur last name
me: James
him: *smashes keyboard again*
cjthebro 69 Dontai.... brotha welcome to tha bucket hat army.
You’re a real talent man. This video has helped me fall asleep, stay focused at work, kept me relax, I owe you a lot
Ok Bob...
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