ASMR gentle sounds for sleep

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  • Опубліковано 27 вер 2024

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  • @jilliankattt
    @jilliankattt 4 роки тому +3349

    TIMESTAMPS to help a brotha out 😴
    0:00 - 2:01 sponsor!
    2:02 - 13:07 intro
    14:20 big red box 📦 (some scratching but mostly tapping)
    21:15 little banana 🍌
    24:18 little apple 🍎
    25:06 blueberry
    26:21 shaking all three fruits in red box 27:11 tapping on red box again
    28:34 wooden slice of bread 🍞
    38:38 tingly chapstick
    39:17 - 41:20 “stipple” with chapstick
    41:27 shaking around chapstick
    47:09 rubbing and tapping chapstick on wooden bread
    49:06 nintendo switch 🎮
    58:20 - 1:02:35 zipper the snake 🐍

    • @Fawn1111
      @Fawn1111 4 роки тому +24

      Thank you so much!! It really helps!

    • @bayo2001
      @bayo2001 4 роки тому +12

      Raffy needs to get Zelda and Mario Odyssey on the switch 🤔

    • @bappo_1669
      @bappo_1669 4 роки тому +21

      Chapstick + bread is the most confusing thing i've ever read

    • @Fawn1111
      @Fawn1111 4 роки тому +3

      @@bayo2001 yessssssssss!!

    •  4 роки тому +7

      Shut the fuck up pussy.

  • @kimberleem
    @kimberleem 4 роки тому +3904

    24:16 me, first day on the job at Subway

  • @felipemartinez5809
    @felipemartinez5809 4 роки тому +3673

    46:16 when you’re on the phone with your mom and you’re trying to hang up but she’s keeps talking

    • @v_HaroS
      @v_HaroS 4 роки тому +21

      HAHAHAAHAHAH

    • @Olga-xf9kr
      @Olga-xf9kr 4 роки тому +10

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @reefvdw
      @reefvdw 4 роки тому +10

      Omg so tru 😂😂😂BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @Rezu_Kyonyu
      @Rezu_Kyonyu 4 роки тому +6

      Relatable

    • @TimoLmao
      @TimoLmao 4 роки тому +3

      OMG HAHA

  • @potochosworld9237
    @potochosworld9237 4 роки тому +2880

    Me when I heard school was cancelled for the rest of the year 5:17
    But we have online learning 28:22

  • @DaltonarchOwari
    @DaltonarchOwari 4 роки тому +5316

    41:56 my dad to my mom when holding me for the first time .

  • @JL-qk6md
    @JL-qk6md 4 роки тому +2112

    The way you give ads is much much more acceptable even enjoyable than ads by UA-cam.

    • @p0l.0pa
      @p0l.0pa 4 роки тому +68

      Out of ever sponcer on a vid this is the first that actually made me look and consider buying it like why cant all of them be like that it's so nice

    • @thugsnstuff4046
      @thugsnstuff4046 4 роки тому +2

      ygdwsxh Li ua-cam.com/video/1DD_ZoBs4uM/v-deo.html

    • @kiseijuu7420
      @kiseijuu7420 4 роки тому +4

      Its because its asmr, if all the ads, even red shadow legends, were say in an asmr way you would like it

    • @firstnamelastname9205
      @firstnamelastname9205 4 роки тому +2

      @@thugsnstuff4046 tf is that

    • @masteroogway3805
      @masteroogway3805 4 роки тому +3

      Kiseijuu shit tbh. Idc if Its a mike bloomberg ad, if its in asmr ill love It.

  • @liana-gao
    @liana-gao 4 роки тому +2951

    THE ONLY TIMESTAMP YOU NEED:
    ****30:42****
    ****30:42****

    • @elianbarajas
      @elianbarajas 4 роки тому +294

      Is that Mario ?

    • @zombiegirlfriend
      @zombiegirlfriend 4 роки тому +174

      @@elianbarajas hint:
      31:04

    • @mr.universe1991
      @mr.universe1991 4 роки тому +127

      @@zombiegirlfriend the time stamp is 31:04. Turn that into a date, and its March 10, Mar10, MARIO DAY!!! The four represents mario four. ITS COMFIRMED. MARIO 4 WILL RELEASE ON MARCH 10!!!!! HOW IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS!

    • @山の翁に扮したウラジーミルレーニン
      @山の翁に扮したウラジーミルレーニン 4 роки тому +22

      Ah…
      Mario?

    • @kuru9157
      @kuru9157 4 роки тому +36

      That was surprisingly recognisable

  • @mkmaster0519
    @mkmaster0519 4 роки тому +8351

    Raffy: A word from our sponsor
    Me: ...
    Raffy: pulls out epic earbuds
    Me: THANK GOD IT IS NOT RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

    • @SBradison
      @SBradison 4 роки тому +207

      cannot say I wouldn’t be intrigued by the idea of seeing asmr version of it because the original commercial is usually loud af

    • @R0ckst4r0ck3r
      @R0ckst4r0ck3r 4 роки тому +90

      Is it TheLegend27?

    • @mortaltoxicity1640
      @mortaltoxicity1640 4 роки тому +7

      Vulpes Inculta yes indeed

    • @thugsnstuff4046
      @thugsnstuff4046 4 роки тому +5

      mkmaster05 ua-cam.com/video/1DD_ZoBs4uM/v-deo.html

    • @nsgbranden8343
      @nsgbranden8343 4 роки тому +4

      Bro same 😂😂😂😂

  • @ellie-fe4dj
    @ellie-fe4dj 4 роки тому +2166

    29:54 my cat when I leave my breakfast unattended

  • @daimxcom1546
    @daimxcom1546 4 роки тому +1660

    My mother to her friends:
    -my son is so talented and smart.
    I'm also in my room at this moment:
    25:13

    • @ethanxtreme7018
      @ethanxtreme7018 4 роки тому +4

      Lol that’s my parents and me

    • @lunolegs
      @lunolegs 4 роки тому +1

      Lmao

    • @folcrons
      @folcrons 4 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @Tripskeet
      @Tripskeet 4 роки тому +1

      I dont get it but i still laugh lol

    • @oofoof6180
      @oofoof6180 4 роки тому +20

      @@Tripskeet basically when his mom tells her friends he's smart, he is actually doing the most dumbest thing in his room the same moment

  • @aidenmartindale5855
    @aidenmartindale5855 4 роки тому +1593

    11:00 when your little brother comes in to annoy you while you sleep

  • @colt_ratedr8671
    @colt_ratedr8671 4 роки тому +1230

    28:37 me when i see raffy post

  • @denisz1x171
    @denisz1x171 4 роки тому +2626

    32:18 my mom every time she walks in my room

  • @braydenhochstedler6072
    @braydenhochstedler6072 4 роки тому +1961

    3:04My mom every time I get close to my girlfriend

    • @eq55
      @eq55 4 роки тому +16

      Why is your mom in the same area with your girlfriend?

    • @braydenhochstedler6072
      @braydenhochstedler6072 4 роки тому +25

      FDX umm if my girl comes over and we.idk watch a movie then my mom comes home and sees us she’s like ohhhh no get goin

    • @Tripskeet
      @Tripskeet 4 роки тому +1

      @@braydenhochstedler6072 why?

    • @Tripskeet
      @Tripskeet 4 роки тому +1

      @@braydenhochstedler6072 your mom will scared if you
      Are having se*

    • @JaSe5000Q
      @JaSe5000Q 4 роки тому +4

      @@Tripskeet hahahahaha wat

  • @ScarlettChilvers
    @ScarlettChilvers 4 роки тому +3269

    my dad when i was born: 59:14

    • @goncalito
      @goncalito 4 роки тому +120

      Severely underrated comment, u had me cracking up🤭

    • @zancrow9974
      @zancrow9974 4 роки тому +90

      That was not funny and very funny too

    • @tjpm4368
      @tjpm4368 4 роки тому +8

      Scarlett CC 😂😂

    • @oszitoyt
      @oszitoyt 4 роки тому +9

      tf 😂

    • @nitajane8616
      @nitajane8616 4 роки тому +8

      B r o

  • @blainerankin550
    @blainerankin550 4 роки тому +1612

    My mum: dont play with ur food!
    Me when she leaves the room: 28:27

  • @alexiajolie
    @alexiajolie 4 роки тому +3141

    8:09 when you’re cheating on a test and the teacher looks so you pretend you’re thinking

    • @wyleybug
      @wyleybug 4 роки тому +52

      Alexia Hackshaw THE HEAD NOD 🤣

    • @Brycefr
      @Brycefr 4 роки тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @harveyharber9406
      @harveyharber9406 4 роки тому +18

      Lol I do this when I teacher is abt to ask someone to answer the question 😂😂

    • @maykmoto
      @maykmoto 4 роки тому +1

      lmao

    • @myteng7913
      @myteng7913 4 роки тому +1

      lol

  • @TBanos
    @TBanos 4 роки тому +476

    36:00 "I think the case, makes good sounds- The TOAST, not the case, what am I talking about??" *The Case* shows its influence even when it's not around!

    • @thephilosophicalone6737
      @thephilosophicalone6737 4 роки тому +6

      T. Banos what happened to the case that makes good sounds?

    • @TBanos
      @TBanos 4 роки тому +6

      @@thephilosophicalone6737 It's restoring its power right now. We havent seen the case in a while, but that's only because if Raffy were to use it in every video, the case may not continue to always make good sounds

    • @octopusasmr4657
      @octopusasmr4657 4 роки тому +9

      *T H E C A S E*

  • @TweakTuneVidz
    @TweakTuneVidz 4 роки тому +1438

    30:42 my brain: “sleeping”. me vibin in my brain: “wait wake up is that the Mario theme song??”

    • @C16_football
      @C16_football 4 роки тому +45

      Considering you have a fortnite profile pic you are probably way too young to remember the og mario games

    • @zandrarexhz693
      @zandrarexhz693 4 роки тому +30

      C16 Football maybe maybe not

    • @C16_football
      @C16_football 4 роки тому +22

      @@zandrarexhz693 well yeah. Only streamers and 7 year olds play fortnite

    • @lacy01
      @lacy01 4 роки тому +12

      lmfao he’s done that in so many videos

    • @Lilrubs02
      @Lilrubs02 4 роки тому +5

      C16 Football he can’t change he is prob 7 can he?

  • @michaelb8550
    @michaelb8550 4 роки тому +204

    40:00 is the best

  • @ronsivan950
    @ronsivan950 4 роки тому +1624

    41:17 my brain when the teacher asks me a question and i was sleeping

  • @eggshell4376
    @eggshell4376 4 роки тому +710

    34:32
    *When you get an itch but your holding a plate.*

  • @veronika5453
    @veronika5453 4 роки тому +454

    22:22 that smile after he said “little banana”

    • @crazy.connor6680
      @crazy.connor6680 3 роки тому

      OMLL

    • @rvn0127
      @rvn0127 3 роки тому +1

      aw

    • @SAGITTARlUS
      @SAGITTARlUS 2 роки тому +1

      "Dont laugh Raffy, dont you dare laugh" is what was he was thinking right there

  • @GangstaASMR
    @GangstaASMR 4 роки тому +2258

    I'm still in shock for how active he became, for the amount of videos he posted this year we should be at 2040 lol

  • @euanvenner8184
    @euanvenner8184 4 роки тому +769

    20:59 when someone asks a vegan what they want for dessert

    • @wuhoho4687
      @wuhoho4687 4 роки тому +10

      This is like the only ones of these comments that actually made me laugh haha
      It caught me off guard so much bahaha

    • @afb1233
      @afb1233 4 роки тому +3

      Hahahhahaha this is awesome.

    • @fiji6765
      @fiji6765 4 роки тому +1

      Plz No hahahahahahah im dying at 12 pm right now

    • @reallyMika
      @reallyMika 4 роки тому +1

      Thank you for this comment omg 😂😂

    • @buttercopter9369
      @buttercopter9369 4 роки тому +1

      Hahaha

  • @bbert-tk2eu
    @bbert-tk2eu 4 роки тому +1298

    41:17 my last brain cell still watching hindu guys building underground pools at 4am

    • @Sheyxna
      @Sheyxna 4 роки тому +70

      Is it bad that I know exactly what video you're talking about?

    • @deborahtheassistant71
      @deborahtheassistant71 4 роки тому +25

      Sheryl A nope I think I know the exact video as well lmao

    • @5starryansl
      @5starryansl 4 роки тому +6

      That’s my last brain cells watching r/arabfunny

    • @balderdash14
      @balderdash14 4 роки тому +5

      I think those guys are from East Asia but still a funny comment

    • @TojoRo
      @TojoRo 4 роки тому +1

      that’s is the best one

  • @godlygalactus7025
    @godlygalactus7025 4 роки тому +1965

    20:59 when I tell my mom I'm hungry
    Mom:

  • @Asconisti
    @Asconisti 4 роки тому +340

    0:52 Oscar for best acting

  • @rhystattersall5864
    @rhystattersall5864 4 роки тому +1807

    2:07 : me to my girlfriend after being too loud and waking up my parents

    • @mookieandsnuggles4251
      @mookieandsnuggles4251 4 роки тому +76

      This deserves way more likes that Is the only one I laughed at out of all the other meme comments

    • @pinkgicci1645
      @pinkgicci1645 4 роки тому +4

      Mookieandsnuggles your opinion is wrong he's not funny and he does not have a girl

    • @beewo
      @beewo 4 роки тому +82

      Works until 3:01

    • @daddysgon9705
      @daddysgon9705 4 роки тому +26

      Works great up to 3:01

    • @realpadrino
      @realpadrino 4 роки тому +47

      “I was watching our previous videos and I tend to be on the more aggressive side with the sounds” 💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣

  • @MindOfMyles
    @MindOfMyles 4 роки тому +501

    41:17 when your on your first date, but you dont know what to say so you think about it for a sec but just decide to awkwardly smile at them

  • @bonesreds3062
    @bonesreds3062 4 роки тому +2204

    When it slips out on accident... 45:02

    • @tomsolo285
      @tomsolo285 4 роки тому +35

      Luke Hermann too underrated

    • @oh223s
      @oh223s 4 роки тому +17

      😂😂😂😂

    • @swaggerlitous
      @swaggerlitous 4 роки тому +13

      AHHHHHHHH

    • @dean8793
      @dean8793 4 роки тому +5

      Luke Hermann 😂😂😭😭

    • @mats9768
      @mats9768 4 роки тому +4

      I'm dying man hahahaha

  • @zebafarihafarooq390
    @zebafarihafarooq390 4 роки тому +423

    43:04 when it's a *gentle* video but you wanna be aggressive

  • @Ab8hen
    @Ab8hen 4 роки тому +590

    when i look at myself in the mirror: 28:22

    • @jacksonscott6778
      @jacksonscott6778 4 роки тому +11

      I felt that ngl

    • @jacksonscott6778
      @jacksonscott6778 4 роки тому +7

      @Jacob Perry your profile pic pretty much sums up my reaction to this

    • @asmritch
      @asmritch 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/HTQ746BKpNM/v-deo.html PLEASE GIVE ME ADVICE ON HOW TO IMPROVE

    • @omegagaming2907
      @omegagaming2907 3 роки тому

      That felt good knowing i am not the only one that makes that face at a mirror

    • @shrodingerscat9619
      @shrodingerscat9619 3 роки тому

      This is a certified hood classic

  • @nathanmccoy2165
    @nathanmccoy2165 4 роки тому +1672

    Nobody: My Uncle watching me sleep: 5:17

    • @michaelb8550
      @michaelb8550 4 роки тому +60

      Outlet 21 I feel like that is personal

    • @BigSauce-s4e
      @BigSauce-s4e 4 роки тому +8

      i dont get it

    • @arigiofches6358
      @arigiofches6358 4 роки тому +23

      That slaps harder th-
      I think we know where this is going p

    • @nothing-uy2ju
      @nothing-uy2ju 4 роки тому +7

      Noah get the holy nuke

    • @teoT14
      @teoT14 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂

  • @connora9
    @connora9 4 роки тому +1431

    5:17 when your step sister gets her hand caught in the washing machine

  • @true_floridian1849
    @true_floridian1849 4 роки тому +5298

    22:09 her when I take my clothes off

  • @thepeoplesartist2863
    @thepeoplesartist2863 4 роки тому +549

    It’s like everybody on here is a comedian with these comments 😂

    • @reesemoney
      @reesemoney 4 роки тому +1

      Ikr and I'm loving it! Lol

  • @RJFmedia
    @RJFmedia 4 роки тому +1278

    31:50 when u see a fine girl walk by

  • @DdeeT
    @DdeeT 4 роки тому +1654

    Nobody:
    Canadians: 56:28

    • @syndythelad6860
      @syndythelad6860 4 роки тому +28

      Ɖdee T Not even offended and very much agreeing with the fact

    • @auv8118
      @auv8118 4 роки тому +50

      @@syndythelad6860 if you were offended you would of apologized for being offended

    • @siegejacob2019
      @siegejacob2019 4 роки тому +7

      Jesús Sánchez you do not do grammar either

    • @AzazelTV18
      @AzazelTV18 4 роки тому +4

      Can someone please explain the joke?

    • @siegejacob2019
      @siegejacob2019 4 роки тому +16

      Azazel TV cuz Canadians like to apologize a lot

  • @LukeT84
    @LukeT84 4 роки тому +669

    "In fact I know I will be back, because I had a great time."
    Not my words, the words of Joseph Bernard Connolly. I think about them every day. He's a diver in Melbourne, Australia now. I miss him. The legend we didn't deserve. Come back Joe!

    • @fawwe
      @fawwe 4 роки тому +16

      That's a great quote my dude. I suppose he was a great person.

    • @mkmaster0519
      @mkmaster0519 4 роки тому +14

      Got a bit emotional right there :*(

    • @christopher0401
      @christopher0401 4 роки тому +8

      We need him back!

    • @Voorsy
      @Voorsy 4 роки тому +4

      Does anyone know his insta, that man was a stunna

    • @LukeT84
      @LukeT84 4 роки тому +25

      @Karan Hating online is no way to spend your Saturday night. Enjoy life buddy, you're not here for a long time. Joe has done nothing to you, if you didn't enjoy his video, don't watch it. Nobody wins when you hate.

  • @joesbarbershop
    @joesbarbershop 4 роки тому +1220

    *“Wake up in the morning i got tingles on my mind.”*

    • @vividbunny3682
      @vividbunny3682 4 роки тому +47

      Nintendo switch, earbuds, red box and good times

    • @mattmcpherson1794
      @mattmcpherson1794 4 роки тому +38

      giving the tingles, catching us by surprise

    • @smukki6346
      @smukki6346 4 роки тому +17

      Ak47 mac 11 glocks 9s

    • @aeyfour
      @aeyfour 4 роки тому +24

      Smukki hol up

    • @joesbarbershop
      @joesbarbershop 4 роки тому +47

      Smukki you ruined the meme smartass you were supposed to make it tingly

  • @itz_christian_9356
    @itz_christian_9356 4 роки тому +1311

    12:02 adults making their first “special” video

    • @arigiofches6358
      @arigiofches6358 4 роки тому +8

      Hmm

    • @Chrishum
      @Chrishum 4 роки тому +15

      69 likes

    • @AzazelTV18
      @AzazelTV18 4 роки тому +2

      @@Chrishum i feel bad for you

    • @someone5733
      @someone5733 4 роки тому

      Azazel TV feel bad for his parents

    • @Chrishum
      @Chrishum 4 роки тому +9

      Someone ? Wtf I literally just said that the comment was at 69 likes like any other person would 😕

  • @Flummon
    @Flummon 4 роки тому +807

    Me to my parents: Am I adopted?
    My parents: 41:18

    • @cohenmaunder9767
      @cohenmaunder9767 4 роки тому +7

      Had me dead mate

    • @valguthcsongor5263
      @valguthcsongor5263 4 роки тому +5

      Very underrated comment

    • @Flummon
      @Flummon 4 роки тому +1

      @@valguthcsongor5263 Thank you, but it's also like that bcs this comment was posted after like a month or 2 after the video was up.

    • @xsnda
      @xsnda 4 роки тому +1

      i’m adopred

    • @31chl0
      @31chl0 4 роки тому

      ily this is so funny

  • @IIlllIllllllIIIllllIIIllIIIIll
    @IIlllIllllllIIIllllIIIllIIIIll 4 роки тому +3644

    3:05 when someone coughs in public

    • @_Mrrock
      @_Mrrock 4 роки тому +26

      R.I.P

    • @jackjones7271
      @jackjones7271 4 роки тому +30

      Oh my god they were roommates this is just legendary

    • @asmraxel9060
      @asmraxel9060 4 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂

    • @aa1chris82
      @aa1chris82 4 роки тому +2

      Roku u good there?

    • @cb250tss
      @cb250tss 4 роки тому +3

      Roku ok pepe pfp

  • @findon2467
    @findon2467 4 роки тому +82

    "not only do I look incredible wearing them-" love the confidence 😭🌻🎉

  • @miyuruify
    @miyuruify 4 роки тому +79

    28:22 When you're trying to help people sleep, but end up being a time stamp meme.

  • @Monkey832
    @Monkey832 4 роки тому +759

    I haven’t even watched the whole video yet (well, nobody except Raffy has watched the whole video at the time I’m writing this), but I can tell this is going to be good.

    • @tezla6332
      @tezla6332 4 роки тому +16

      @@thugsnstuff4046 Your iq is the same number as the likes you have

    • @phronesis2471
      @phronesis2471 4 роки тому +7

      @@thugsnstuff4046go fuck yourself into oblivion

    • @charleschristensen8556
      @charleschristensen8556 4 роки тому +1

      Thugs n stuff buddy you’re bad at siege

    • @charleschristensen8556
      @charleschristensen8556 4 роки тому

      Guys it’s fine I just reported his comments for spam

    • @hammedburger3712
      @hammedburger3712 4 роки тому +1

      @@charleschristensen8556 What did he say?

  • @a15573618
    @a15573618 4 роки тому +698

    28:23 when my teammate accidentally team kill me

    • @wuhoho4687
      @wuhoho4687 4 роки тому +82

      "sO wE sHalL pLay WiTh jUst oNe piEcE oF tOasT"

    • @scubasteve5458
      @scubasteve5458 4 роки тому +10

      I honestly haven’t laughed so much on a same video 😂

    • @scubasteve5458
      @scubasteve5458 4 роки тому

      Shi I meant Asmr video lol

    • @user57614
      @user57614 4 роки тому

      阿恆 OOF

    • @anthonyaguilar8092
      @anthonyaguilar8092 4 роки тому +1

      when you know you pressed the right button combination but your controller says “nah, I’m good”

  • @easyplayz8438
    @easyplayz8438 4 роки тому +470

    46:30 when my moms yells at me

  • @itzyaboii6262
    @itzyaboii6262 4 роки тому +750

    i think the timestamps make good sounds
    3:27 Big Red Fruit Box Preview
    5:50 Wooden Toast Preview
    8:06 Nintendo Switch Preview
    9:38 Wooden Chapstick Case Preview
    12:14 Zipper The Snake Preview
    14:23 Big Red Fruit Box
    22:24 Little Banana
    28:40 Wooden Toast
    39:52 Wooden Chapstick Case
    49:08 Nintendo Switch(😴)
    58:25 Zipper The Snake
    1:03:00 Outro

  • @Ifyouremadjustsayit
    @Ifyouremadjustsayit 4 роки тому +661

    Wait, Raffy while you’re here looking at the comments. Are we ever going to see going to see Joseph Bernard Connolly again🥺🥺🥺🥺

    • @RaffyTaphy
      @RaffyTaphy  4 роки тому +348

      maybe. He moved across the world but i wouldn't say never :)

    • @tengfei8078
      @tengfei8078 4 роки тому +18

      @@RaffyTaphy does the ear buds ship all around the world? Looked really cool I must say

    • @HotdogSosage
      @HotdogSosage 4 роки тому +13

      @@tengfei8078 just click and see. Desperate for attention much?

    • @lukemiddleton7705
      @lukemiddleton7705 4 роки тому +116

      @@HotdogSosage he's just asking a question ya twat

    • @tengfei8078
      @tengfei8078 4 роки тому +25

      @@HotdogSosage relax fam, just asking

  • @blostca
    @blostca 4 роки тому +2258

    You'll never know why I got likes bro
    Bing chilling

  • @allcubedout6905
    @allcubedout6905 4 роки тому +316

    This guy is so underrated this guy should have over 1m subs

  • @itz_christian_9356
    @itz_christian_9356 4 роки тому +484

    Nobody:
    Me putting on my glasses cuz I can’t see: 39:13

  • @martian5603
    @martian5603 4 роки тому +120

    Me getting a D instead of a F on my English test 5:17

  • @stinna5588
    @stinna5588 4 роки тому +770

    22:08 when me and my gf get it on for the first time

  • @abbylynn2640
    @abbylynn2640 4 роки тому +1926

    These comments are making me laugh I should be sleeping 😂

  • @SirMacNoot1017
    @SirMacNoot1017 4 роки тому +3029

    1:00:30 Me trying to fix my Erectile Dysfunction

    • @lm1457
      @lm1457 4 роки тому +95

      oh

    • @Kixal07
      @Kixal07 4 роки тому +20

      Lmao

    • @fenrix155
      @fenrix155 4 роки тому +9

      Omg bro this is gold

    • @hades6295
      @hades6295 4 роки тому +6

      Oh sorry man maybe try some Aminé

    • @K9clipstv
      @K9clipstv 4 роки тому +3

      Lmfao this right here deserves an award of some sort

  • @kithara_dd8859
    @kithara_dd8859 4 роки тому +326

    3:13 my teacher when I'm not paying attention

  • @bassmuscle101
    @bassmuscle101 4 роки тому +283

    This is literally the funniest comment section I've ever seen on UA-cam

  • @fionaford1563
    @fionaford1563 4 роки тому +501

    31:52 when I see someone I know in public

    • @moodz._.
      @moodz._. 4 роки тому +3

      Hahaha

    • @yuhreal
      @yuhreal 4 роки тому +21

      When you think it's someone you know but your not 100% sure

    • @snyuuma.2061
      @snyuuma.2061 4 роки тому

      ん?

    • @bungerbun
      @bungerbun 4 роки тому +5

      yall both don't wanna talk so you just sit there and be like 👁👄👁

    • @Karnage233
      @Karnage233 4 роки тому

      Lol

  • @aksnowman4455
    @aksnowman4455 4 роки тому +147

    35:00 yeah let's get more of this

  • @randybruhmoment5399
    @randybruhmoment5399 4 роки тому +519

    Me after leaving Olive garden for the fifth time in one week. 12:53

  • @Maheshpanda
    @Maheshpanda 4 роки тому +363

    3:05 American couple 5 months after their marriage

    • @lacy01
      @lacy01 4 роки тому +4

      LMFAOOO NO FR

    • @jadynbolan
      @jadynbolan 4 роки тому +8

      My dad still is getting the milk, he hasn’t came back in 10 years, maybe they ran out of milk...

    • @JaxonForPresident
      @JaxonForPresident 4 роки тому

      Jadyns Productions that’s not what he meant

    • @vecchioutente
      @vecchioutente 4 роки тому +8

      Well, it's not better there, in India. Your parents are choosing your fucking wife😂

    • @Maheshpanda
      @Maheshpanda 4 роки тому +2

      @@vecchioutente yep do you have a sister

  • @daintypaint3686
    @daintypaint3686 4 роки тому +255

    5:26
    When you have some wooden toast

  • @odrsjotvr7446
    @odrsjotvr7446 4 роки тому +344

    Mom: OH MY GOD WHERE DID YOU BUY A SLAVE! Me: 1:00:39

  • @carabarara_8553
    @carabarara_8553 4 роки тому +149

    13:10
    Me in the mirror trying to piece myself together before the big date night.

  • @godofpunder1875
    @godofpunder1875 4 роки тому +3006

    When your girl talks for like 3 hours about one thing and then you try to start talking about your day: 41:52

  • @landobando6485
    @landobando6485 4 роки тому +159

    12:30 zipper be throwing it back doe 🤭

    • @aidenguill9409
      @aidenguill9409 4 роки тому

      Oh yeah

    • @oszitoyt
      @oszitoyt 4 роки тому

      you too

    • @PTProductionss
      @PTProductionss 4 роки тому +4

      It would’ve cost you $0.00 to not say that

    • @auv8118
      @auv8118 4 роки тому

      @@PTProductionss exactly so that's why he said it

    • @joellelaa
      @joellelaa 4 роки тому +1

      🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟🦗🦟

  • @SufficientWhispers
    @SufficientWhispers 4 роки тому +1174

    I was not ready for this comment section lol. Good stuff 👏🏼

  • @not_gustaf1399
    @not_gustaf1399 4 роки тому +112

    It’s strange, i have become almost completely immune to tingles except for when i listen to Raffy. Thanks man!

    • @HeyImTiP
      @HeyImTiP 4 роки тому +2

      Not_Gustaf stop listening to ASMR for like a week

    • @IIlllIllllllIIIllllIIIllIIIIll
      @IIlllIllllllIIIllllIIIllIIIIll 4 роки тому +4

      Same but zeitgeist also gives tingles

    • @asmrguysleepington2118
      @asmrguysleepington2118 4 роки тому +2

      Ive been immune to everything for as long as I can remember, but I can't relax enough to sleep without so I can't take a break lol.

    • @hammedburger3712
      @hammedburger3712 4 роки тому

      The only thing that gives me tingles is the Skyrim trailer and I ain't even fucking lying.

  • @kronosuber9849
    @kronosuber9849 4 роки тому +360

    Scientists when building the first atomic bomb: 3:05
    Scientists when building the first hydrogen bomb: 32:33

  • @Jean-dn9ii
    @Jean-dn9ii 4 роки тому +153

    28:22 when my wife’s boyfriend kicks me out of the house for the 3rd time.

  • @MrSayRaf
    @MrSayRaf 4 роки тому +115

    36:01 I THINK THE CASE MAKES GOOD SOUNS

    • @animetraps2170
      @animetraps2170 4 роки тому +2

      I love that you left this comment i never cought him saying that because i fell asleep to fast

    • @MrSayRaf
      @MrSayRaf 4 роки тому

      ANIME TRAPS

    • @rumplebutts6442
      @rumplebutts6442 4 роки тому +1

      *The toast not the case*

    • @MrSayRaf
      @MrSayRaf 4 роки тому

      Razzrock oh, what I’m talking about :D

    • @rumplebutts6442
      @rumplebutts6442 4 роки тому +1

      @@MrSayRaf I thought we were doing one of those things where everyone continues the sentence

  • @thehawkturnal4903
    @thehawkturnal4903 4 роки тому +365

    Nobody:
    Sliding doors at Walmart : 3:05

  • @yo-od2ng
    @yo-od2ng 4 роки тому +375

    He somehow manages to make even the sponsor part relaxing lmao

    • @thugsnstuff4046
      @thugsnstuff4046 4 роки тому

      ASMR Sarcasm ua-cam.com/video/1DD_ZoBs4uM/v-deo.html

    • @Cam0712
      @Cam0712 4 роки тому +3

      ASMR Sarcasm why do you spam vids to everyone ??

    • @Cam0712
      @Cam0712 4 роки тому

      Thugs n stuff I’m mean idc but are they even yours 😂😂

    • @Pikeymachine1998
      @Pikeymachine1998 4 роки тому +3

      ADSCoxy probs an IP grab, don’t click any links

    • @Sellz-
      @Sellz- 4 роки тому

      @@Pikeymachine1998 wazzup wit them links?

  • @stevenm2722
    @stevenm2722 3 роки тому +52

    I love this guy. Unlike other ASMRtists that go over the top to play a character, Raffy is so genuine. It's like he's being himself and there just happens to be a camera filming him.

    • @Sirbaconator_9o2
      @Sirbaconator_9o2 2 роки тому +3

      You can tell because he talks about his personal life sometimes, or even his game preferences.

    • @CannibalWHORE22
      @CannibalWHORE22 Рік тому

      I agree. It’s like someone you know that is interesting but also cares about you and wants only the best for you. I think that is what makes his asmr work because he puts you at ease.

  • @tinglezbrushasmr8513
    @tinglezbrushasmr8513 4 роки тому +56

    The king of ASMR. I'm so happy to see you constantly making videos again :)

  • @sluuggrr
    @sluuggrr 4 роки тому +100

    58:20 *the weird uncle has joined the chat*

  • @Ab8hen
    @Ab8hen 4 роки тому +54

    when the teacher asks me a question and i don’t know the answer: 28:22

  • @liamkinney7581
    @liamkinney7581 4 роки тому +40

    41:18 When ur moms taking you to the orphanage and you ask where your going

  • @bunol2001
    @bunol2001 4 роки тому +47

    Teacher: puts me and my friend next to each other in class.
    Me and my friend: talks about the work we have to do.
    Teacher: 3:05

  • @thenolimitsociety3343
    @thenolimitsociety3343 4 роки тому +46

    i wish every video on youtube had this comment section ngl

  • @kraykee
    @kraykee 4 роки тому +1734

    I should probably stop scrolling, I came here to sleep but these comments be making my last 2 brain cells quake

  • @AbsoASMR
    @AbsoASMR 4 роки тому +225

    3:05 my girlfriends legs when she hasn’t seen me in days :p

    • @AbsoASMR
      @AbsoASMR 4 роки тому +4

      Blue 😂

    • @AbsoASMR
      @AbsoASMR 4 роки тому +2

      biohazard streaming 😭

    • @mikeoxhard_695
      @mikeoxhard_695 4 роки тому +3

      Guys it's at 69 likes so just leave it that way

    • @bigjtdp5414
      @bigjtdp5414 4 роки тому +1

      🔥

    • @aikoes4550
      @aikoes4550 4 роки тому +8

      Then she realises you have a 22:08

  • @jilliankattt
    @jilliankattt 4 роки тому +81

    0:52 HAHA I LOVE HOW HE USES HIS SPONSOR TO ALSO SHOW OFF THE FACT THAT HE’S ON SPOTIFY

    • @vsquipar
      @vsquipar 4 роки тому +3

      Jillian Cortez an ad within an ad !!!!!

  • @alexander9188
    @alexander9188 4 роки тому +235

    30:18 RaffyGasm?

    • @stoptakingabear
      @stoptakingabear 4 роки тому +1

      Alexander fucked up

    • @screensupers1635
      @screensupers1635 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @itsMunsta
      @itsMunsta 4 роки тому +2

      Why is that funny

    • @setyourhandle88
      @setyourhandle88 4 роки тому +2

      No, that’s what the koolaid man says

    • @Kixal07
      @Kixal07 4 роки тому +3

      When your orgasm is so unique that orgasm is named after you I think there's some issues with both you and the person that named it raffygasm lmao

  • @mischiana9797
    @mischiana9797 4 роки тому +63

    26:49
    when she tells you to be gentle for a bit
    So u explain
    51:40

  • @sunnyDee_
    @sunnyDee_ 4 роки тому +228

    Me when I keep clicking the time stamp 3:05 in the comments thinking it’s gonna be something different every time: 11:30

  • @joshpedroza7067
    @joshpedroza7067 4 роки тому +121

    3:05. My girlfriend when I show love to her

  • @twisted8ight
    @twisted8ight 4 роки тому +30

    There is a lot of asmr out there, yet I've not found a single one that comes close to Raffy. Gets me every time.

  • @beesilenceasmr4559
    @beesilenceasmr4559 4 роки тому +305

    Raffy: Gentle sounds for sleep
    Me: You are always gentle for my sleep.

  • @neja25
    @neja25 4 роки тому +84

    3:04 my teacher when me and my bestfriend sit togheter in class

  • @lovegalore8899
    @lovegalore8899 4 роки тому +23

    26:59 that guy who almost dropped his croissant in that vine

  • @krisjaniskurpnieks5486
    @krisjaniskurpnieks5486 4 роки тому +49

    57:07 just close your eyes and pretend he isn't holding switch

    • @SidtheSloth26
      @SidtheSloth26 4 роки тому

      He said it cause some ppl dont know about the Nintendo switch

    • @Wolfgang4453
      @Wolfgang4453 4 роки тому

      It’s a joke

    • @vad977
      @vad977 3 роки тому

      Lol

  • @spookeddd
    @spookeddd 4 роки тому +303

    nobody:
    absolutely nobody:
    the one LED on the door:imma just not work bud

    • @Buck_Boy
      @Buck_Boy 4 роки тому +22

      SPOOKED fuck man why’d you make me notice it

    • @senseisoup2655
      @senseisoup2655 4 роки тому +5

      God, now I cant NOT see it, God damn u!

    • @karmiccrotal3480
      @karmiccrotal3480 4 роки тому +1

      Nah don't worry, there's two👀

    • @jeesus8278
      @jeesus8278 4 роки тому +1

      ayo sten

    • @reefvdw
      @reefvdw 4 роки тому

      Oh bruh wtf

  • @AlphaKryp
    @AlphaKryp 4 роки тому +38

    hey so the thing you were doing around 39:56 had me good, especially when you were switching up the pattern. it was actually one of the most intense tingle exp i've had lmao was very steady lasting

  • @punkpixee
    @punkpixee 3 роки тому +335

    Her: communication is key
    Me: what’s wrong
    Her: nothing...
    Me: 37:08

  • @candice1888
    @candice1888 4 роки тому +66

    3:06 when someone coughs

  • @ogmuffinman1470
    @ogmuffinman1470 4 роки тому +193

    I’m a simple man:
    I see man with majestic beard and Nintendog switch
    *I click*

    • @jackkennedy2991
      @jackkennedy2991 4 роки тому +9

      “Nintendog” 🤣🤦‍♂️

    • @bhakdhad7444
      @bhakdhad7444 4 роки тому +3

      @@jackkennedy2991 Nintendogs is the best game on DS

    • @Karnage233
      @Karnage233 4 роки тому +2

      Paaap