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  • @nole8146
    @nole8146 4 роки тому +182

    "I'll get you next time, Rangers!"

    • @1MarkKeller
      @1MarkKeller 3 роки тому +12

      LOL! It's Rita Repulsa!

    • @JnEricsonx
      @JnEricsonx 3 роки тому +3

      @@1MarkKeller Meanwhile you hear that VA in other things, and you'd never know it was her.

    • @FigFury
      @FigFury 10 місяців тому +2

      She kinda does look like Rita Repulsa, LMAO!!!

  • @drejackson4882
    @drejackson4882 4 роки тому +197

    When the eff did Puerto Ricans become immigrants? They are American!

    • @moneybags999
      @moneybags999 4 роки тому +1

      She said that her father is an immigrant. They were talking so it was hard to hear.

    • @Christian-ml8lg
      @Christian-ml8lg 4 роки тому +21

      @@moneybags999 she said "also an immigrant."

    • @jaymz010
      @jaymz010 4 роки тому

      Dre Jackson
      America is paperwork 🙄

    • @redbuick
      @redbuick 4 роки тому +5

      When this sellout decided she'd try to fool all the ignorant people voting for 45. Hell he didn't know it was a us territory!!!!.

    • @danwarb1
      @danwarb1 4 роки тому +3

      They're treated like second class citizens.

  • @dhonorable195
    @dhonorable195 4 роки тому +198

    She sounded like she was about to sing “Be prepared.”

    • @McD5791
      @McD5791 4 роки тому +11

      ...and not the 'Hoodwinked!' version, either... 😉

    • @jgirlinluv55
      @jgirlinluv55 4 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @chubbubdreamer6904
      @chubbubdreamer6904 4 роки тому +4

      I thought the same thing lol like she has a pack of actual hyenas

    • @maurreese
      @maurreese 4 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😭

    • @SiriuslyBlack7
      @SiriuslyBlack7 4 роки тому +5

      I was watching for goose-stepping hyenas marching across during her speech!!

  • @mh4410
    @mh4410 4 роки тому +137

    Meanwhile, Puerto Rico is still recovering from Hurricane Irma and Trump was against helping. She might have forgotten, but I haven’t.

    • @redbuick
      @redbuick 4 роки тому +13

      No she never cared.

    • @starbrand3726
      @starbrand3726 4 роки тому +6

      Don't worry, Trump will visit Puerto Rico again and throw more paper towels to the natives.

    • @franktabor3150
      @franktabor3150 3 роки тому

      It was Your Puerto Rico officials that didn't help. Trump tried, he offered as much assistance as humanly possible and it was rejected by your government dirtbags so you idiots can say the stupid things that you are saying right now 🙄

    • @franktabor3150
      @franktabor3150 3 роки тому

      @Shy Gal. you are in for a real surprise

    • @franktabor3150
      @franktabor3150 3 роки тому

      @Shy Gal. you'll see soon

  • @cosbyweinstein6761
    @cosbyweinstein6761 4 роки тому +140

    All these politicians are nothing more than Tyler Perry Movie extras

    • @SmileyAdventures
      @SmileyAdventures 4 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂

    • @unbothered78
      @unbothered78 4 роки тому +3

      She's someone's girlfriend. Full of BS while getting that tax money.

    • @macewbee
      @macewbee 3 роки тому

      True

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 3 роки тому

      @@unbothered78 specifically trump jr.

  • @josephwilliams9209
    @josephwilliams9209 4 роки тому +69

    When y’all did that X-Men comparison...🤣🤣🤣. I’m literally in tears!

  • @thelandlord5350
    @thelandlord5350 4 роки тому +81

    As a fellow Puerto Rican I am fully ashamed of this woman

  • @gonzogorriliaz3460
    @gonzogorriliaz3460 4 роки тому +98

    This woman talking like she just trapped james bond over an acid tank

  • @shaunwatson6354
    @shaunwatson6354 4 роки тому +57

    I almost choked on my food when Billy said "COMING THIS SUMMER"

  • @authorrobjohnson3178
    @authorrobjohnson3178 4 роки тому +46

    I was waiting for the maniacal laughter. BWAAHAHAHAHA!

  • @Keychaine
    @Keychaine 4 роки тому +69

    Kimberly Palpatine

  • @milestrombley1466
    @milestrombley1466 4 роки тому +50

    Damn! Politicians became Saturday Morning Cartoon characters!

  • @1MarkKeller
    @1MarkKeller 4 роки тому +64

    What is she wearing??? A Baroness from GI Joe starter kit???

    • @seph---
      @seph--- 4 роки тому +7

      🤭

    • @maymay5600
      @maymay5600 4 роки тому +3

      i was wondering too as well lol!

    • @Toywins
      @Toywins 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂

  • @anthonybariek997
    @anthonybariek997 3 роки тому +9

    Kimberley Guifoyle - the answer to the question "how much cocaine is too much cocaine?"

  • @MAGEtvPTB
    @MAGEtvPTB 4 роки тому +26

    ...okay now that Apocalypse voice modulation bit was aych-eye-Larious!!

  • @gregoryjenkins8645
    @gregoryjenkins8645 4 роки тому +27

    She left out the Booo Ha Ha Ha laugh chorus and flickering lights with a howling coyotes track.

    • @ladycheyne5607
      @ladycheyne5607 4 роки тому

      I'm f*cking hollering 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @brianmodlin1537
    @brianmodlin1537 2 роки тому +4

    I remember her speech, I had to turned down my television 😆. Because she was so loud.

  • @trainyourdog7351
    @trainyourdog7351 4 роки тому +18

    WERE GOIN TO FLORIDA, WERE GOING TO GEORGIA, WERE GOING TO NEW HAMPSHIRE, WERE GOIN TO TEXAS, BYAAAHHHHH!!

  • @kaliskonig
    @kaliskonig 4 роки тому +18

    She reminds me of the villain from emperors new groove. lol

    • @SiriuslyBlack7
      @SiriuslyBlack7 4 роки тому +7

      Yzma."KROONK!!!HE'S GETTING AWAAAY!!!"

  • @Du-Masses
    @Du-Masses 2 роки тому +4

    “The Best Is Yet To Come”…when you are all in prison…2022

  • @SiriuslyBlack7
    @SiriuslyBlack7 4 роки тому +22

    "INSTEAD OF A DARK LORD YOU WILL HAVE A QUEEN!!!NOT DARK,BUT BEAUTIFUL AS THE DAWN!!TREACHEROUS AS THE SEA!!!STRONGER THAN THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE EARTH!!!!
    ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!!!"

  • @eastsidereviews727
    @eastsidereviews727 4 роки тому +6

    "Ah, after 10,000 years I'm free! It's time to conquer Earth!!"

  • @DawnIgnited
    @DawnIgnited 4 роки тому +33

    She went full Howard Dean. You never go full Howard Dean.

  • @marlinhill3697
    @marlinhill3697 4 роки тому +11

    She looking like new age Rita Repulsa with her awkward smiles and hand movements . Damn she might actually be trying out to be a Disney movie villian.

  • @DrunkenProphet5
    @DrunkenProphet5 4 роки тому +37

    General Hux…tht you playa???

  • @webheadcamstudios1344
    @webheadcamstudios1344 4 роки тому +64

    Reminds me of Ebony Maw from Infinity War.

    • @luisf2793
      @luisf2793 4 роки тому +5

      At least he's a fun joyful hypeman. She's just crazily shooting.

    • @EmperorGuyver
      @EmperorGuyver 4 роки тому

      @@luisf2793 You're thinking of Corvus Glaive. Ebony Maw was the female.

    • @willisstryker2467
      @willisstryker2467 4 роки тому +2

      @Mark Mcghee....Proxima Midnight was the female

    • @luisf2793
      @luisf2793 4 роки тому +1

      Well I am confused, I assumed it was the British Voldemort because he had the most lines and most of them were unbridled praise towards Thanos like she does towards trump, but he is at least more calm and contained in his praise.
      PS don't know much about Harry Potter so if Voldemort is a brit oops

    • @EzeICE
      @EzeICE 4 роки тому

      @@luisf2793 Voldemort was a bit yes lol

  • @patrickm.2653
    @patrickm.2653 4 роки тому +15

    No lie...when I first saw this, I thought it was Cecily Strong doing Judge Jeanine Pirro.

    • @Toywins
      @Toywins 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂🤣🤣

  • @octbaby88
    @octbaby88 4 роки тому +20

    This was a PERFECT review of her speech. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @icchampion5
    @icchampion5 2 роки тому +4

    A few things I totally did not notice:
    1. She's a mom.
    2. She's a 'latina'
    Man, has she done a 180 in politics; she was affiliated with the democrats and was married to a prominent one as well.

  • @diddlywan1811
    @diddlywan1811 3 роки тому +6

    “Get them my pretty” Bahaha. Spit out my dr8nk.

  • @jiga6832
    @jiga6832 4 роки тому +24

    3:10 that's a Nazi speech shot
    In any movie, this would a Nazi rally

  • @jackcarver5412
    @jackcarver5412 4 роки тому +29

    See guys Game Of Thrones Season 8 was real

  • @viddrone
    @viddrone 4 роки тому +22

    THE BEST IS YET TO COME!!!

    • @k.s.2486
      @k.s.2486 4 роки тому +7

      I'm still waiting for the best.

  • @wylon87
    @wylon87 4 роки тому +21

    Cobra Commander over here...

  • @indianastarkiller1557
    @indianastarkiller1557 4 роки тому +15

    And yes, I know that this video was from a few months ago too, but it's fine to have some fun: I could see Kimberly Guifoyle's dramatic speech as a Mortal Kombat cutscene. If she was a Mortal Kombat villain, her powers would be spell-casting and all the spells would be paper money. Which would mean that her fatalities would involve paper money too.

  • @djsammysammz1147
    @djsammysammz1147 4 роки тому +11

    Every once in a while you guys come out with a video that has me on the ground crying in tears of laughter. This video is funny as hell

  • @panthergod51
    @panthergod51 4 роки тому +24

    Yoooo I'm dead. That Apocalypse effect 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jgirlinluv55
    @jgirlinluv55 4 роки тому +21

    I haven't laughed this hard in so long lol

  • @emcee009
    @emcee009 4 роки тому +16

    She was hamming it up, big time.

  • @talariswatts-el9196
    @talariswatts-el9196 Рік тому +6

    There's no better promotion for the Trump administration then Kimberly Guilfoyale threatening the country with a super villain/ fascist dictator speech.

  • @Ambtran2023
    @Ambtran2023 3 роки тому +4

    How did we become immigrants? Last I checked we Puerto Ricans were always American born citizens for over a century

  • @ArthronThePowerful
    @ArthronThePowerful 3 роки тому +4

    Holy shit I hate flags too, I thought I was the only one

  • @EliDEVITTSpeaks
    @EliDEVITTSpeaks 4 роки тому +6

    LMFFFAAAAOOO bruh that Apocalypse speech bit killed me.

  • @devinrichards4351
    @devinrichards4351 4 роки тому +15

    She sounds like shao Kahn from MK: Annihilation

  • @redbuick
    @redbuick 4 роки тому +16

    Rita repulsa has returned.

  • @redbuick
    @redbuick 4 роки тому +6

    I was waiting for her to say "Make my monster grow!!!!!!!!"

  • @Zulu-Lemon
    @Zulu-Lemon 3 роки тому +3

    They play this speech at storm trooper orientation day

  • @VidWatcher01
    @VidWatcher01 3 роки тому +3

    Somewhere Thanos is like, "Oh I hope she won't be part of the half that gets snapped because I'm going want to get her number!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dcrogers15
    @dcrogers15 4 роки тому +5

    Exactly!!! Super villain! I kept thinking, why is she yelling?! Lol!

  • @murdocgorillaz222
    @murdocgorillaz222 4 роки тому +5

    Reminds me of the Evil Masked Figure from Scooby Doo 2. Standing on the roof, arms outstretched. "I WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING!"

  • @iranianbrunette5164
    @iranianbrunette5164 3 роки тому +3

    Fun fact This is woman was once married to the Governor of California

  • @SiLvErWaRe000
    @SiLvErWaRe000 4 роки тому +4

    I about lost my shit at the Rita Repulsa pic. Had me over here sounding like Billy.

  • @sesfilmsllc
    @sesfilmsllc 4 роки тому +13

    You could put in crowd sound bites from “Triumph of the Will” and it wouldn’t sound out of place.

  • @pamelabryant7390
    @pamelabryant7390 3 роки тому +7

    Her screaming voice absolutely gets me.

  • @oscardepaz6805
    @oscardepaz6805 Рік тому +2

    She went up there sounding like Palpatine.

  • @doodwithdafood
    @doodwithdafood 4 роки тому +28

    You forgot when she said: "When Trump is reelected he will reorganize USA Mexico and Canada into the first GALACTIC EMPIRE for a more secure society"

    • @SiriuslyBlack7
      @SiriuslyBlack7 4 роки тому +7

      Damnit Jar Jar!!You done fucked this up AGAIN!!!

  • @Savetheplanet802
    @Savetheplanet802 3 роки тому +6

    Let we give her thumbs up for still being well conserved at age of 60.

  • @simonbrushes
    @simonbrushes 4 роки тому +11

    She sounded like she had Mussolini’s speech writer

  • @Mantis_AB
    @Mantis_AB 4 роки тому +31

    OMG you guys almost made me choke on my pizza when you changed her voice and added the effects
    P.S. does anyone know what program they used to change her voice and add visual effects?

    • @twstf8905
      @twstf8905 4 роки тому +1

      Who cares?!😂

    • @Mantis_AB
      @Mantis_AB 4 роки тому +5

      @@twstf8905 I just want to watch her whole speech that way, it was fun to watch like that lol

  • @sunshinesooperman5110
    @sunshinesooperman5110 Рік тому +2

    I really thought she was going to own up to being “a former pros…titute”

  • @billmcdonald4335
    @billmcdonald4335 3 роки тому +3

    I memed that tired, trifilin' ol' Harpy into the speaker in that old-school Maxell tape ad.

  • @sosolin100
    @sosolin100 3 роки тому +3

    " My father was an immigrant" lol...

  • @3339409
    @3339409 3 роки тому +3

    -and underlay the phantom of the opera instrumentals.

  • @360.Tapestry
    @360.Tapestry 4 роки тому +3

    was this an outtake/audition/rehearsal for the general hux speech in _the force awakens_

  • @adaptivelearner6162
    @adaptivelearner6162 4 роки тому +6

    These politicians are all actors.

  • @indianastarkiller1557
    @indianastarkiller1557 4 роки тому +5

    Either that, or Kimberly Guifoyle's dramatic speech could have also been a Bioshock cutscene.

    • @indianastarkiller1557
      @indianastarkiller1557 4 роки тому

      If Kimberly Guifoyle was a Bioshock character, her Plasmids during the first stage of the boss battle against her would be a Plasmid that allows her to summon a flock of Eagles, a Plasmid that allows her run at super-speed using some sort of red, white, and blue energy, and a Plasmid that grants her super-strength using some sort of red, white, and blue energy.

    • @indianastarkiller1557
      @indianastarkiller1557 4 роки тому

      Then, in the second stage of the boss battle, she starts using Vigors. The Vigors she uses would be: a Vigor that allows her to summon a white lightning bolt from the sky, a Vigor that allows her to summon a hail of bright blue ice from the sky, and a Vigor that allows her to summon a bright swarm of fireballs from the sky.

    • @indianastarkiller1557
      @indianastarkiller1557 4 роки тому

      In the third stage of her boss battle, she uses both Plasmids and Vigors. The Plasmids and Vigors she uses in this stage are: A Plasmid that allows her to summon a bright red fire mini-tornado, a Plasmid that allows her to blast a beam of white lightning from either of her hands, a Vigor that allows her to blast a bright blue spear made of ice from either of her hands, and a Vigor that allows her to summon red, white, and blue acid rain from the sky.

    • @indianastarkiller1557
      @indianastarkiller1557 4 роки тому

      And in the fourth and final stage of her boss fight, she mutates into a Splicer due to overusing the Plasmids. Sure, the Vigors do NOT have such harmful side-effects, but the side-effects of the Plasmid overuse still takes it's toll on her body. Her powers in her Splicer form is superhuman strength, durability, speed, and leap, bright red fire-breath, bright white lightning burp, bright blue ice vomit, red white and blue acid spit, and a sonic scream.

  • @generalyellor2187
    @generalyellor2187 3 роки тому +2

    I'm crying...

  • @Phil_Taz
    @Phil_Taz 3 роки тому +3

    I thought she was going to say "prostitute"

  • @MADMONEYMAN5000
    @MADMONEYMAN5000 4 роки тому +3

    This lady sounds so much like super villainess that even her last name sounds like the name of a super villain.

  • @MeisterGeekMedia
    @MeisterGeekMedia 4 роки тому +11

    cue imperial march darth vader music

  • @aundraeblackwell2949
    @aundraeblackwell2949 3 роки тому +3

    It's sounds like cocaine.

  • @DHerveyinfinity3
    @DHerveyinfinity3 4 роки тому +2

    Basically She's Rita Repulsa, and Trump is her Lord Zedd. #hellnaw

  • @rogerpuzzitiello
    @rogerpuzzitiello 4 роки тому +5

    The way she is talking kinda reminds me of Neil Breen in Pass Through, when he takes over the TV broadcasts, and tells the public to revolt against evil people. “The CLEANSE has begun.”

  • @lovemetender497
    @lovemetender497 3 роки тому +2

    She been climbing the stairs 💀 🤣 all her life with lies bs

  • @poposterous236
    @poposterous236 4 роки тому +10

    This culture that works entirely on joke-logic is surprisingly scary.

    • @KutluMizrak
      @KutluMizrak 4 роки тому

      Hive does sword logic. Guardians do bomb logic....
      This reality apparently operates on joke-logic, true.

  • @Bracero1990
    @Bracero1990 3 роки тому +2

    Hahahahahahaha my brother she is evil! Youre funny as the lord intended

  • @jonightshade2252
    @jonightshade2252 2 роки тому +1

    She TRIED it 🤣 my mother Mer-sed-ez 🤣

  • @marquiseemthembuu997
    @marquiseemthembuu997 4 роки тому +2

    ALL WILL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR

  • @00ghostcobra
    @00ghostcobra 4 роки тому +3

    Pure uncut EEEEVVILLL

  • @collinssha23
    @collinssha23 3 роки тому +2

    Y’all have me rolling!! 😂😂😭😭🤣🤣

  • @msladytsunade777
    @msladytsunade777 4 роки тому +2

    Miss her on The Five, but I had a damn good laugh!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠☠

  • @ThisAccountIsNoLongerActive000
    @ThisAccountIsNoLongerActive000 4 роки тому +2

    She sounds like Dwight when he did his speech in The Office

  • @dorcaswinter8296
    @dorcaswinter8296 4 роки тому +4

    Does she even know what socialism is, how it works or even how to spell it?

  • @byronvisiado09
    @byronvisiado09 4 роки тому +1

    Yo! I fucking died at the end. 😂😂😂

  • @KanWoo76
    @KanWoo76 4 роки тому +2

    Ohhh I needed this today!!!😆😂🤣

  • @BlidenGabriel
    @BlidenGabriel 3 роки тому +2

    You guys have me dying. 😂😂😂😂

  • @justinrodriguez2289
    @justinrodriguez2289 3 роки тому +2

    You guys should review some of Biden’s speeches. 🤔🤔

  • @cubanref9670
    @cubanref9670 4 роки тому +1

    Huge fan here guys. Love your honest no bullshit commentary on everything. Quick question, how come you guys don't cover the democratic conventions?

  • @idlehour
    @idlehour 3 роки тому +3

    WWMFDT - what would MF DOOM think

  • @paulbrown3rd531
    @paulbrown3rd531 4 роки тому +1

    Great. The part and the end was hilarious

  • @kyresefleming983
    @kyresefleming983 4 роки тому +1

    I kept waiting for her to yell COBRA-LALALALALALA

  • @starbrand3726
    @starbrand3726 4 роки тому +4

    She said "Fighting for the soul of America." Wasn't that Bidens campaign slogan?

    • @flanagamer
      @flanagamer 4 роки тому +1

      Yep, that’s why she said it - his is ‘fighting for the soul of the nation’

  • @04m11
    @04m11 4 роки тому +2

    Hail Cobra! Destro she's on a power trip again

  • @damonmcfarland9364
    @damonmcfarland9364 4 роки тому +5

    she's nuts.

  • @Falcone45
    @Falcone45 Місяць тому

    Oh my god! Lol "It's time to conquer Earth!"

  • @VarietyD
    @VarietyD 3 роки тому +2

    Oh My Gosh... Is it me OR does she resemble Trumps Wife... That's Scary !!

  • @billthecat666
    @billthecat666 3 роки тому +1

    Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

  • @gallyun1
    @gallyun1 4 роки тому +2

    "Coming this fall"........for real

  • @luiscypher1307
    @luiscypher1307 4 роки тому +2

    Fucking hilarious.

  • @christinew3549
    @christinew3549 4 роки тому +2

    She was definitely coked out!!!👃👃👃❄❄❄❄