Meg 2: The Trench - Movie Review

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  • Опубліковано 11 гру 2024

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  • @HeyJay2000
    @HeyJay2000 Рік тому +380

    I'd love to see a Meg movie where the bad guys build a robo-Meg and then Jason Statham and The Meg have to team up to fight The Robo-Meg.

    • @Obscuredinsight
      @Obscuredinsight Рік тому +41

      then after that one jason statham and real meg and robo meg have to fend off an alien invasion, and the aliens are nazi werewolves.

    • @warreng675
      @warreng675 Рік тому +15

      Jason Statham and Meg have to kill mechagodzilla

    • @HeyJay2000
      @HeyJay2000 Рік тому +30

      @@warreng675 Nah, I'd call the Robo-Meg, "THE MEGALO-TRON"

    • @teamalpha8134
      @teamalpha8134 Рік тому +7

      I’d buy that for a dollar 💵

    • @si_quest
      @si_quest Рік тому

      @@warreng675lol you missed the originsl joke lol

  • @WolfRamAndHart
    @WolfRamAndHart Рік тому +52

    Before this movie, I believed the "science" the Marianas Trench is way less hospitable than Outer Space. I think Jason Stathen can help humankind immensely, swimming in space, to the moon and back. He's truly next level of human evolution, and perhaps Kryptonian.

  • @deletedwaffles
    @deletedwaffles Рік тому +13

    When Joe said the first movie came out in 2018 I was surprised. I honestly thought I remember seeing it within the past 3 years. The pandemic really fucked with time for me.

  • @pizzathehutt1812
    @pizzathehutt1812 Рік тому +46

    The part where the shark jumped and said “it’s meggin time” was beyond cinematic perfection

  • @requiemheidireprisal7824
    @requiemheidireprisal7824 Рік тому +264

    This Meg franchise is going to be like 10-movies. People love shark attack films.

    • @continentaldrift2170
      @continentaldrift2170 Рік тому +16

      Right! ChatGPT, can you rip off Jaws, Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Seas, and the Jurassic Park, but somewhat less exciting and fun and not offensive to the Chinese Communist Party… and let's have someone jump the shark too! And keep it running longer than the Fast & Furious franchise.

    • @samithesmooth2970
      @samithesmooth2970 Рік тому +7

      No. Idiocracy has taken over Hollywood. Anything is better and more enjoyable than woke crap.

    • @slindroo
      @slindroo Рік тому +23

      Meg 3: MEG'S - IN - SPACE!

    • @Synlidwirh
      @Synlidwirh Рік тому +6

      I mean Sharknado got like 6 or 7 movies and they threw in time travel... so this could at least get that.

    • @NeutralGuyDoubleZero
      @NeutralGuyDoubleZero Рік тому +6

      ​@samithesmooth2970 Hollywood's falling apart all on its own without "wokeness" being the attributing factor.
      If you removed supergirl from the flash, or the female lead from the indiana 5, they'd still be horrible failures.

  • @agentk9857
    @agentk9857 Рік тому +25

    Jing Wu, the actor for the uncle, is the biggest action star in China now. He starred the 2 Wolf Warrior movies which the term is now used to describe China's hawkish diplomacy. That's why he got big part here.

    • @CaptainPupu
      @CaptainPupu Рік тому +2

      I can see why. He's the Chinese Jason Statham, he's funny, charismatic, heroic, got the one liners too. I enjoyed his character the best.

  • @tonyj9743
    @tonyj9743 Рік тому +169

    Gotta love the end where they are all smiles and tossing back drinks, despite the fact that dozens or people were just eaten on that beach only moments before! There would be body parts washing up on that beach for weeks.

    • @paulregener7016
      @paulregener7016 Рік тому +16

      And the smell I mean seriously

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 Рік тому +11

      Blockbusters tend to do that shit all of the time and it's beginning to annoy me

    • @thedarkemissary
      @thedarkemissary Рік тому +4

      If you've seen Chinese blockbusters before, they all end like this. Big get-together, hugs, drinks, smiles. I think it's mandated.

    • @MrFoolD
      @MrFoolD Рік тому +1

      And the years of PTSD they will all suffer

    • @A_YouTube_Commenter
      @A_YouTube_Commenter Рік тому +2

      Hey, gotta take in that sunshine.

  • @CitrusMind
    @CitrusMind Рік тому +108

    Jason survived, and the Megs ate all those annoying people, that’s what happy ending this movie could’ve been.

    • @DarthMessias
      @DarthMessias Рік тому +3

      Lol, imagine making a whole serie of movies based on that idea.

  • @pgad0735
    @pgad0735 Рік тому +422

    Love Alex explaining dumb movie science

    • @xBonafidexProdigy
      @xBonafidexProdigy Рік тому +8

      😂 😂 Yes

    • @ahjg208
      @ahjg208 Рік тому +7

      A true movie connoisseur...😒

    • @victorcharles27
      @victorcharles27 Рік тому +2

      ​@@ahjg208😊

    • @davidreese5730
      @davidreese5730 Рік тому +12

      Wow, I remember the days when you Alex was shit on so hard in the messages. He has always been pretty much 100% spot on in terms of fairness, while also being a critic first. Good to see an Alex respect comment getting likes.

    • @ahjg208
      @ahjg208 Рік тому +4

      @@davidreese5730 he's quite pretentious

  • @thegoldstandard18
    @thegoldstandard18 Рік тому +12

    50:24 OJ - “Wraps him up in his testicles and chokes him out” damn I gotta watch this movie now just to see that scene

  • @BigBirdJerm
    @BigBirdJerm Рік тому +42

    As soon as i saw the trailer with Jason Statham riding a jet ski with a samurai sword charging at The Meg, i knew exactly what we were getting

    • @irecordwithaphone1856
      @irecordwithaphone1856 Рік тому +4

      They tried to pull a sharknado

    • @garrick3727
      @garrick3727 Рік тому +5

      Except, it doesn't sound like you get what you expect from this film, which was the main message of the review.

    • @Bayard1503
      @Bayard1503 Рік тому +1

      The problem is we're not getting that for most of it.

    • @cinemaclips6074
      @cinemaclips6074 Рік тому

      Except we DON’T get that movie, instead we get 1 hour of slowly walking in the deep ocean & another hour of bad guys shooting and people running away from them.

    • @ReviewJunkee
      @ReviewJunkee Рік тому

      I totally agree. Did you like this one better than the 1st? Do you think the odds are good about a 3rd film?

  • @josephkato6678
    @josephkato6678 Рік тому +29

    Wu Jing is currently the most famous action star in China, hired him for Meg 2 at least secure another sequel as I guarantee you this movie will make a ton of money in China😂 Tbh I wanna see this cheese fest going on for another 2-3 films until Jason retires.

    • @MissBabyNe
      @MissBabyNe Рік тому

      There are 8 books in the series. It's going to be a franchise.

    • @syamilshazlan862
      @syamilshazlan862 Рік тому +2

      Fun family movie...highly recommended.. it is what it is but ull definitely have fun....trust me!!

    • @tylerdordon99
      @tylerdordon99 Рік тому

      Wu Jing should be in better movies. Not these stupid CGI crapfests

    • @DavidWMiller
      @DavidWMiller Рік тому +2

      I just wish they actually like, tried harder. This movie, even more than the first one, just feels like a China appeasement project made by a committee. 5 minutes in and it just feels so forced.

    • @syamilshazlan862
      @syamilshazlan862 Рік тому

      @@DavidWMiller better that than being extremely pro LGBTQ... activists may call us transphobics,bigots etc(ur freedom of speech) all u like but speaking for myself,I'm a proud antilgbtq n whatever anti self imposed/inflicted freakiness... Sorry..being a parent makes me over protective.comes with the package..unless those parents are queer like some of the Disney's board directors...yeah,we asians are watching n cautious..

  • @averagejoee
    @averagejoee Рік тому +48

    when OJ fucking hates something is when you have to worry

    • @onepunchman4444
      @onepunchman4444 Рік тому +1

      He got this wrong. I like oj but he never really articulates his thoughts correctly and seems he has to have aj help him figure out why he doesn't like things. And this movie was definitely better than a 3. A 3 would be little to no action in a Meg movie and there certainly was that.

    • @garrick3727
      @garrick3727 Рік тому +1

      Yes of OJ hates a dumb shark movie, it has to be a very boring dumb shark movie.

  • @AndersonTenecela
    @AndersonTenecela Рік тому +154

    An hour long review?! Oh boy this should be something

    • @utubepunk
      @utubepunk Рік тому +6

      🍿 🍿

    • @Ioganstone
      @Ioganstone Рік тому +26

      "The whole meat of it is boring as fk"
      1 hour review
      🗿

    • @KeeperProtector
      @KeeperProtector Рік тому +8

      I bet Alex hated the film.

    • @DevilFan669
      @DevilFan669 Рік тому +6

      Yeah this is their longest review then the first Meg movie by far too bro 😎 and idk why they couldn’t make it to a shorter video like their review for the first movie since that short review thats what this review should of been but that just me though in my opinions bro

    • @Excal123
      @Excal123 Рік тому +4

      For real I was expecting like 30min max how much can they talk about a shark movie 😂

  • @DraculaTepes420
    @DraculaTepes420 Рік тому +28

    Its a shame because the book this movie is based on is my favorite out of the ones I've read, Also a shame these movies are made PG-13, because let me tell you the books are ultra violent.

    • @utubepunk
      @utubepunk Рік тому +7

      There are books? 🤔

    • @DraculaTepes420
      @DraculaTepes420 Рік тому +8

      @@utubepunk Like 6 or more, & he's still writing them I believe. I read the first four or five idk a year or two back and lost interest as the og characters aged out etc. But people are devoured many times over, men, women, children, the elderly, teens, and more die throughout all the books. Chewed up, sucked into their gaping mouths to be shredded apart, there's so many grisly moments to recall, Head implosions happen frequently as well.

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 Рік тому +3

      Hate it when creature slasher flicks are rated 13 it takes away from the carnage but I guess they gotta appease dem chinese people or whatever

    • @kaijucifer3544
      @kaijucifer3544 Рік тому +2

      @@DraculaTepes420 OG Characters did not age out, Steve just had to balance the now larger cast out. Dont lie.

    • @DraculaTepes420
      @DraculaTepes420 Рік тому +1

      @@kaijucifer3544 Jonas Taylor's character took a backseat is all I know, his children & other characters I didn't care about started to be introduced & I was less invested lol I don't have to lie just tell the truth 👉

  • @killapollo4853
    @killapollo4853 Рік тому +156

    I wanted everybody to die during this movie. I was actually cheering for the Megs when they were eating up everyone on the beach.

  • @LowSugars93
    @LowSugars93 Рік тому +110

    How did the first movie make 500 million? That’s scarier than any Meg.

    • @josuesosa1157
      @josuesosa1157 Рік тому +11

      Ask people that like sharknado those movies are worse and there’s like 5 of them

    • @KWPZ21
      @KWPZ21 Рік тому +1

      Maybe because it got a lot of exposure on UA-cam. They are using the footage and putting the baby shark song over it. It's like a meme video.

    • @jamescarroll384
      @jamescarroll384 Рік тому +4

      Suppose its "Simple Concept + Successful advertising". Any person from age 8-90 understands the concept a shark attack movie from a single image (such as the Shark biting woman on lounger poster)

    • @zeroiceice008
      @zeroiceice008 Рік тому

      sales are not just based in the States, its worldwide that makes money

    • @FatalAlcatraz
      @FatalAlcatraz Рік тому +8

      It was heavily marketed in China, they made Chinese actors an important part of the plot.

  • @pablopablo3834
    @pablopablo3834 Рік тому +10

    When you ask OJ about something first and his immediate reaction is "I hate it" then you know damn this must suck real bad.

  • @bigmack70
    @bigmack70 Рік тому +11

    My criticism with the first one was "they should drop the serious stuff and embrace the cheese". Trailer made me think they did that. Thanks for saving me some money!

  • @davidf2281
    @davidf2281 Рік тому +10

    No way I'd pay money to watch this in a theater, but I'll def watch the first third when it comes out on streaming before I get bored and switch off.

  • @xeroeddie
    @xeroeddie Рік тому +57

    I love all three hosts, but when they talk about movies, I mostly come to hear Alex's opinion.

    • @Doflamingo757
      @Doflamingo757 Рік тому +12

      In general Alex has tastes most similar to mine. I'm always wanting his opinion

    • @isaakhyde8327
      @isaakhyde8327 10 місяців тому +1

      Yeah, Alex often notices the legitimately bad things, whereas Joe just likes to think he's that perceptive.

  • @AldoHacha
    @AldoHacha Рік тому +51

    OJ saying "he did not understand the assignment" gives me life.

  • @NadeemShekh-uy9zn
    @NadeemShekh-uy9zn Рік тому +31

    Just a thought maybe a movie named after Giant Sharks should be about the Giant Sharks

    • @tonyj9743
      @tonyj9743 Рік тому +5

      My buddy said them same thing when we watched it. We were an hour plus deep and we realized that there hadn't been much if any Meg in this Meg movie.

    • @sternritternovad
      @sternritternovad Рік тому +2

      Ahhhh they hit people with the Jurassic Park Dominion special with a side order of Halloween Ends.

    • @MidniteMeatBus
      @MidniteMeatBus Рік тому

      Exactly why zi didnt bother with this garbage, I couldnt even finish the original because of how boring it was. Hoe can Jaws from the fkng 1970s be so much better???

    • @ReviewJunkee
      @ReviewJunkee Рік тому

      I thought they would raise this one by a few levels from the original. Do you think they'll do it if it gets another sequel? Jason is such a good action star.

  • @Doomguy_74
    @Doomguy_74 Рік тому +3

    After 2018, I have set my expectations low for almost everything. Games, movies, tv shows, whatever you name it. My mother and I went to see this movie and we had a lot of fun with it.
    We are big fans of dumb people getting eaten by sharks, monsters, and others.
    Just have to shut your brain off and not think about all the non-sensical science and logic jargon.
    I definitely enjoyed the under water scenes because it reminded me heavily of Subnautica which I am a massive fan of.

  • @hunterkisandi7115
    @hunterkisandi7115 Рік тому +6

    Basically joe liked it until OJ and Alex didn’t

  • @NadeemShekh-uy9zn
    @NadeemShekh-uy9zn Рік тому +7

    My favorite underwater movie is James Camerons The Abyss special edition

  • @John4ka
    @John4ka Рік тому +10

    Great review, as always. One of. Get few remaining movie/game review channels that’s also critical.
    Not just "it’s awesome!" Marketing chambers.

  • @R6Seagull
    @R6Seagull Рік тому +4

    Crazy how they didnt watch Talk To Me but would watch a corny movie Meg 2

  • @dr.sommercamp3435
    @dr.sommercamp3435 Рік тому +15

    "Underwater" was great! I'll watch it from time to time and it's holding up! (It's on disney+)
    P.s. Did anyone of you read the meg books?! They are absolutly bonkers: You have James Bond villans, Megs eating nuclear submarines and 17th century Sailingships, dinousaurs, prehistoric killerwhales, Femme Fatal Sex, PDSD, Sharks sucking people dry like vampires and they are told with such a straight seriousness, you just have to love them!❤

    • @nicolasferreiro4492
      @nicolasferreiro4492 Рік тому

      The first one... Knew the ending from the MC's name.
      And wondering what the megs ate down the trench. Guess next books explained it but didn't care to read them.

    • @ReviewJunkee
      @ReviewJunkee Рік тому

      I agree. Underwater was not bad. I just wish it wasn't so darn dark during those monster scenes. I could barely see anything.

    • @frasercake
      @frasercake Рік тому

      @@nicolasferreiro4492 kronosaurs

    • @damndude999
      @damndude999 10 місяців тому

      You are desperate to try to picture the books as fast n furious bs when there more Jaws and suspenseful that also doesn't hold back on the gore.

  • @bandoneoni
    @bandoneoni Рік тому +5

    You guys ever consider the possibility that the first half hour of a movie, or the first two episodes of a series are actually written by writers, at which point the script is handed over to the AI, and that writes the rest. A lot of it sure looks like it.

    • @hollowmatic
      @hollowmatic Рік тому

      That’s exactly what’s been happening

  • @Hemanzn1
    @Hemanzn1 Рік тому +3

    I love that I live in the time line that allows me to spend my time watching ppl I like talking about moves I will never watch.

  • @thesis7628
    @thesis7628 Рік тому +99

    You can tell that Joe actually liked it and then changed his mind when oj and alex didn't lol

    • @Omar26011
      @Omar26011 Рік тому +40

      In the AngryJoeShow, Angry Joe is the worst reviewer on the panel.

    • @Going_Anders
      @Going_Anders Рік тому +17

      @@Omar26011 maybe, but i have always loved his game reviews, on point

    • @Omar26011
      @Omar26011 Рік тому +13

      @@Going_Anders yes im mainly talkin abt movies and series

    • @michaelscaccia1454
      @michaelscaccia1454 Рік тому +8

      @@Omar26011much as I love him I must admit you’re correct

    • @CookiesOnaMilkyRiver
      @CookiesOnaMilkyRiver Рік тому +11

      Yeah he wanted to give it 7/10 or 8/10 but clearly quickly changed his mind when OJ said it fucking sucked 😂

  • @Omar26011
    @Omar26011 Рік тому +4

    13:39
    Joe is too busy worrying abt viewer backlash that it is compromising his authenticity as a reviewer.
    What makes a critic good is the consistency of his voice not whether or not her panders to the expected audience.

    • @Omar26011
      @Omar26011 Рік тому

      In other words, a good critic likes certain movies and a bad critic constantly *wants* to like certain movies.

  • @brandondiaz1118
    @brandondiaz1118 Рік тому +2

    This movie somehow made the megs feel like mehs. They were barely an inconvenience during the movie. There was human fighting stuff going on and every now and then its like oh yeah, theres also 3 megs just loose out there we should maybe do something.

  • @Mr_.G
    @Mr_.G Рік тому +9

    It would make sense to have a Director's Cut version, one that isn't a China release, at least then you would get blood and the right amont of realistic gore that is obviously missing from this film. I really don't know why China refuses to allow film releases to show that kind of thing.

    • @MrSoopSA
      @MrSoopSA Рік тому

      Their Communist government thinks it’s witchcraft. 🧙‍♀️

    • @garrick3727
      @garrick3727 Рік тому +1

      Because it creates massive black market demand for the alternative version.

    • @Mr_.G
      @Mr_.G Рік тому +4

      @@garrick3727 Well if an alternative version doesn't exist in the first place then there is no "black market demand" now is there. Wow, some people will just make up bullsh*t and try to pass it off as the truth every single day, regardless of topic.

  • @DarkPhysicx
    @DarkPhysicx Рік тому +1

    Barbie is at a billion. The Flash a super hyped up blockbuster flopped massively, anything is possible. I’ll give this one $500million as well.

  • @uberinfinitegaming
    @uberinfinitegaming Рік тому +22

    Damn, an hour movie review from Angryjoe? I'm in for a ride

  • @CoyotePark
    @CoyotePark Рік тому +6

    Those little Sloth house clips had me laughing. I think I'll better watch that :)

  • @tavtaverner5886
    @tavtaverner5886 Рік тому +6

    THIS got a higher score than Twisted Metal? Mmkay guys.

  • @michaelhansen8959
    @michaelhansen8959 Рік тому +2

    Once Statham took his 25k feet swim, I was done with the physics of this movie 😂.

  • @sirglenn7463
    @sirglenn7463 Рік тому +3

    Every time I see the title The Meg, I think Meg Griffin from Family Guy.

  • @snaek29
    @snaek29 Рік тому +2

    Generally, the safe limit for recreational diving is considered to be a depth of 40 meters (130 feet). Beyond this depth, the pressure quickly becomes too great for the body to withstand. For every 10 metres (33 feet) a diver descends the weight of the water above them increases by around 8 kilograms (15 lbs) per square inch.
    Human bone crushes at about 11,159 kg (24,606 lbs) per square inch. This means at around 35.5 km (22+ miles) depth, your bones would instantly shatter and be crushed. However, the pressure at the bottom of the Mariana trench is well over 8 tonnes (or tons) per square inch.
    Lungs, organs and eyes etc are of course much squishier than bone. The brain is particularly vulnerable to the effects of pressure, usually resulting in permanent brain damage.

  • @nathanf1934
    @nathanf1934 Рік тому +4

    Why are we reviewing this garbage?
    Can you please review Talk to Me produced by A24. Fantastic horror.

  • @tylerdordon99
    @tylerdordon99 Рік тому +2

    Wu Jing is wasting his talents on these kind of films. He should be the new Jet Li already.

  • @GruntledGaming
    @GruntledGaming Рік тому +6

    This looks like a high budget SyFy movie lol

  • @manynukes11
    @manynukes11 Рік тому +7

    If these movies were rated R I'd actually care about them

    • @damndude999
      @damndude999 10 місяців тому

      The Books my guy, I'll just say kids aren't safe in the them.

  • @adammacdonald5332
    @adammacdonald5332 Рік тому +13

    The underwater thing mentioned from the girl from Twilight is underwater underwater is a great movie.

    • @davidf2281
      @davidf2281 Рік тому +2

      Thanks, I was wondering what it was called👍

  • @j.t.6741
    @j.t.6741 Рік тому +19

    Watched it today. A 5-6 is a fair score. Not a waste of time but not something you gotta rush out and see asap

  • @piyoweb
    @piyoweb Рік тому +57

    This review is better than the film itself lol

  • @darth_sidious_sheev_palpatine
    @darth_sidious_sheev_palpatine Рік тому +1

    Waiting for
    Meg 3: The Tsunami dome
    Meg 4: Nazi demise (prequel)
    Meg 5: Megs from SPACE!
    Meg 6: the "meg"averse awakens
    Meg 7: they fly now
    Meg 8: cyberMeg
    Meg 9: the return
    Meg 10: Meg vs sharknato
    Than wait 5 years and reboot it.

    • @Foxfire_forty-nine
      @Foxfire_forty-nine Рік тому

      You do know the Meg movies are based on an actual book series

  • @Leebabins
    @Leebabins Рік тому +4

    Cue Alex talking and AJ looks at his computer the whole time.

    • @Sam501UK
      @Sam501UK Рік тому

      Glad its not just me that notices this. He's ignorant as f!@#

  • @awesomehpt8938
    @awesomehpt8938 Рік тому +6

    This movie smells fishy to me

  • @themissingpeace7956
    @themissingpeace7956 Рік тому +15

    I can always tell how a review is going to go depending on if Alex is smiling or not on the thumbnail lmfao XD

  • @onepunchman4444
    @onepunchman4444 Рік тому +1

    I just wish they would just make this franchise rated R and have it be like deep blue sea with gore and blood and they would be good to go. Also less human sub plot

  • @robjones3287
    @robjones3287 Рік тому +3

    Y’all reviewed this dumpster fire for an hour but didn’t review Talk To Me?!?!

  • @cassiusclayreels
    @cassiusclayreels Рік тому +2

    In the trailers when i saw Statham stop the Meg with his foot like some average sized alligator i was uninvested in this sequel lol

    • @watsomd
      @watsomd Рік тому

      Quint should have used this move in Jaws.

  • @CedRynoxSmith
    @CedRynoxSmith Рік тому +3

    These guys haven't done a game review in like2months lol

  • @Cytron1515
    @Cytron1515 Рік тому +2

    The Twilight chick, Kristen Stewart, was in the 2020 film, Underwater. Fucking loved that film. It's one of my favorites with her in it.

  • @dunkblunk6045
    @dunkblunk6045 Рік тому +3

    How did the lady with the cracked helmet die to the pressure but Jason didnt when he free swam out there in the water

  • @tuinhoofd1923
    @tuinhoofd1923 Рік тому +1

    So weird to me that ben Wheatley went from acclaimed small budget genre films like down terrace and kill list, to experimental horror like a field in England, to stuff like this

  • @drg9812
    @drg9812 Рік тому +5

    OMG, I'm now psych'd for Slotherhouse!!!

  • @EdmundLoh
    @EdmundLoh Рік тому +2

    Jason Statham swimming 25,000 feet under without a suit and powered by only testosterone is the best. Take the L, Stockton Rush.

  • @DCAISTHEWAY
    @DCAISTHEWAY Рік тому +11

    I’ve watched you guys through so many seasons in my life, over 10 years. You guys are easily some of the best reviews for entertainment on the internet period, plus it’s like hanging out with a childhood best friend every time!

    • @PoopaChallupa
      @PoopaChallupa Рік тому +3

      Their reviews are entertaining. Their opinions are hit or miss.

    • @slappydoodle
      @slappydoodle Рік тому

      Stretchy throat muscles

  • @jberry855
    @jberry855 Рік тому +1

    Damn, Angry Joe! Stop interrupting people! Let them talk! Let them get their sentence out!

  • @RamDanesseMusic
    @RamDanesseMusic Рік тому +4

    Poor Other Joe always gets interrupted

  • @TheTechHazard
    @TheTechHazard 4 місяці тому +1

    It’s a 5/10 and The Meg is a 7/10 but it’s still a fun time

  • @rad8045
    @rad8045 Рік тому +3

    I actually hated the first one lol, so will be skipping this one.

  • @jaredouimette1
    @jaredouimette1 Рік тому +1

    Incorrect. You CAN free dive at pressure as long as you are also at that pressure. It's called saturation diving. Normally, the Abyssal trench would be freezing cold and that would be what kills you, however, they are in a hot zone with volcanic vents, I assume it would be fine.

    • @jaredouimette1
      @jaredouimette1 Рік тому

      And, also, when they were in the suits they were still maintaining the pressure of the surface. The rig is at depth pressure.

    • @jaredouimette1
      @jaredouimette1 Рік тому

      It has to be equalized pressure as the water around it or it would be crushed already.

  • @greeftish
    @greeftish Рік тому +6

    Are you guys planning on seeing Talk To Me? I hear it is an awesome horror movie.

    • @michaelgray4218
      @michaelgray4218 Рік тому

      I watched talk to me and it was bad in my opinion. I actually liked the Meg 2 a lot more.

  • @troywinston
    @troywinston Рік тому +2

    LOL, Alex: "two bad movies for the price of one..."

  • @endymir3X
    @endymir3X Рік тому +16

    A full hour of rants awesome

  • @nreynolds262
    @nreynolds262 Рік тому +1

    The Meg did not not make 5 times what they spent. You need to learn how movie budgets/marketing budgets work.

  • @keisuhunda1724
    @keisuhunda1724 Рік тому +21

    Alex looks so over all of it XD, hope the next movie will make him happy, he deserves it XD

  • @nojokes242.
    @nojokes242. Рік тому +16

    Love you guys thanks for the reviews.

  • @ForTheFREEMAN
    @ForTheFREEMAN Рік тому +4

    OJ spittin facts

  • @TheCreepypro
    @TheCreepypro Рік тому +1

    I hope these kinds of movies make a comeback!

  • @downhill1222
    @downhill1222 Рік тому +8

    Cant have dumb fun movies anymore i guess

    • @citizen3000
      @citizen3000 Рік тому

      The Meg is just bad. It’s boring as well as stupid. It doesn’t deliver on its premise.

    • @kingasif9265
      @kingasif9265 Рік тому +1

      Yes but those movies you watch it when it comes out in dvd!

    • @mr.l5783
      @mr.l5783 Рік тому

      Theres dumb/fun. And then theres just bad.

    • @luckymark571
      @luckymark571 Рік тому +1

      ​@@kingasif9265or on streaming

  • @justinwilliams2522
    @justinwilliams2522 Рік тому +1

    This movie is alright. Had some decent scenes.
    This movie is slightly above average.
    I give this movie a 6 out of 10

  • @jdx4174
    @jdx4174 Рік тому +10

    The first one was great because it was more of an adventure movie than thriller/horror. That was also the only way it was possible to find a bigger audience. It also was (way) more realistic in the action of the protagonists.
    The second is leaning much more into the horror/thriller part, which, in combination with the much stronger plot armor for the main characters, is just a much different movie.
    The Meg felt way more unique the than Meg 2: The Trench. The more they dive into generic (and often stupid) horror, the less interested a lot of people will become.
    And man, some of the decisions that have been made by the sidecharacters on this movie were just mind-blowing stupid and bad. The stupidest scene was the billionaire chopper scene. Jeez, that was sharknado level writing.
    The whole movie is more like sharknado on a huge budged, just without the whole "self-aware"-part.

    • @damndude999
      @damndude999 10 місяців тому

      Your confusing horror thriller with action comedy and not even a good one

    • @damndude999
      @damndude999 10 місяців тому

      Your confusing horror thriller with action comedy and not even a good one

  • @christopherbarham4402
    @christopherbarham4402 Рік тому +1

    Joe let Alex and OJ talk holy crap

  • @tallwon33dude88
    @tallwon33dude88 Рік тому +11

    I know you guys aren't perfect but I seriously just want to say this y'all are my favorite I love watching you guys and you always make me feel better about life.

  • @michaelrivera7542
    @michaelrivera7542 Рік тому +2

    They saw this but not Gran Turismo.......💀

    • @ThaTruFily
      @ThaTruFily 3 місяці тому +1

      *Gran Turismo! 😁

    • @michaelrivera7542
      @michaelrivera7542 3 місяці тому +1

      @@ThaTruFily I didn't notice thank you!

    • @ThaTruFily
      @ThaTruFily 3 місяці тому

      @@michaelrivera7542 Oh it's nothing! We all make mistakes 🤙🏻

  • @Quardoxial
    @Quardoxial Рік тому +3

    This was awesome in 3D 4x omg best experience ever

    • @watsomd
      @watsomd Рік тому

      I agree, it was like watching Avatar 3D. I bet the majority saw this without. Such a shame.

  • @puspavelai8353
    @puspavelai8353 Рік тому +1

    "and, but - simultaneously we've got to focus on the lesser people, that nobody gives a S**t.."😅A movie script with a conscience may be!

  • @TrophyTriumpHntr
    @TrophyTriumpHntr Рік тому +4

    Second good to hear it’s getting promising reviews I knew that movie was gonna slam when they showed To e Octopus fighting Meg

  • @bankait_rex1860
    @bankait_rex1860 Рік тому +1

    Gosh why directors never learn, I swear the movie was just a cheesy with a touch of light humor and a little serious touch but fun, this sht was like marvel has become a bunch of cgi and a combusted crap on the screen that you do not even know what are you watching anymore....

  • @VIPATHS
    @VIPATHS Рік тому +11

    I loved the film, it was dumb fun it was over the tiop it didnt have some bs message any diverse quota. They knew they just wanted to make a film that was entertaining with funny clichets and even easter eggs from the previous film like with the cute doggo. Easily watch this again over most films because it was fun.

    • @VIPATHS
      @VIPATHS Рік тому

      @@elmastro-ye9lw I dont believe it had anything like that, just more theres chinese people in it mostly.

  • @ComfyHD
    @ComfyHD Рік тому +2

    Joe let them talk 😂😂😂 You keep interrupting Other Joe and Alex. Let them cook 💀

  • @CurtisDofMontana
    @CurtisDofMontana Рік тому +3

    199 Angry Joe 😂😂 You Pissed off FNT you keep wanting to pick fights with the 199 Geeks and Gamers..😂😂

    • @ThaTruFily
      @ThaTruFily 3 місяці тому

      That makes me happy!

    • @CurtisDofMontana
      @CurtisDofMontana 3 місяці тому

      @@ThaTruFily You like Angry Joe? Why?

    • @ThaTruFily
      @ThaTruFily 3 місяці тому

      @@CurtisDofMontana First he's not a reactionary like all of those freaks

    • @ThaTruFily
      @ThaTruFily 3 місяці тому

      @@CurtisDofMontana First: Not a reactionary fr34k.
      Second, makes me laugh a ton with the review of bad media and broken games.
      Third OJ and Alex, the balance he needs to stay grounded.

    • @ThaTruFily
      @ThaTruFily 3 місяці тому

      @@CurtisDofMontana The long and short of it OJ is great, Alex very critical and AJ is AJ.
      They are not crazy like the Alt-Right gamers and make me laugh

  • @billlee2458
    @billlee2458 Рік тому

    I missed the opening scenes, maybe 6-10 mins. I needed to buy a tix and a drink. Then, when I went on my movie house it was in a foreign language. I went out to see if the poster was correct. The staff saw me and looked at my tix. Correct, please go inside, I went and found my seat.
    I still had chuckles.

  • @angrymexikan9493
    @angrymexikan9493 Рік тому +5

    You are Right! I love you 😊

    • @BabyGollum
      @BabyGollum Рік тому

      It’s an hour long review that came out 5 minutes ago…? And they are “right” you don’t even know what the fuck they are talking about

  • @doomque
    @doomque Рік тому

    What about when they jumped in the orange speed boats. Bad guys use their motor, Megs attack. Good guys are using paddles aft first but then when bad guys are killed, they turn on their motor and Megs are just like....go right ahead and go to Fun Island. We'll just follow the plot armor !

  • @coralguy7470
    @coralguy7470 Рік тому +5

    Spoiler Alex gets hung up on swimming on the trench in a giant shark movie… and shits all over the movie, I don’t know why I come to these reviews anymore, hyper critical to the insane degree

    • @BabyGollum
      @BabyGollum Рік тому

      Dude wants realistic writing in a CGI megladon fighting Dino’s and a kraken
      Alex is always over critical and a complete negative asshole on reviews and his streams

  • @verum117
    @verum117 Рік тому +2

    I mean it's some of the only high budget megalodon movies so I'll take it better than all the woke crap been released nowadays

  • @ivanbohonko1929
    @ivanbohonko1929 Рік тому +1

    I love the first movie. I watched Meg 2 yesterday and I agree with OtherJoe. Meg 2 is garbage.

  • @hermanmelvelleiii2212
    @hermanmelvelleiii2212 Рік тому +5

    This movie is Jurassic Park mixed with Fast & Furious, and I loved every minute of it. It's the kind of stupid I can enjoy anytime.

  • @chrisparson3023
    @chrisparson3023 Рік тому +1

    Plot is messy. Villan is boring. Wanted to see Statham karate chop sharks not people.

  • @nattyice23
    @nattyice23 Рік тому +8

    I liked this one a lot. First half was kind of slow but once it gets going god damn it gets going. Was a really good kind of stupid, had a fun time in the theater with it.

  • @Angyali
    @Angyali Рік тому

    21:28 "Oh, we have a Megadon around here..."

  • @majorblackrose7905
    @majorblackrose7905 Рік тому +7

    Its a shame they didn't like it but i personally thought the movie was awesome and am really looking forward to the 3rd movie

    • @NameUnknownz
      @NameUnknownz Рік тому +1

      how

    • @thedarkemissary
      @thedarkemissary Рік тому +2

      @@NameUnknownz He also enjoyed Jurassic World Dominion and Morbius

    • @hollowmatic
      @hollowmatic Рік тому

      The movie was a joke

    • @majorblackrose7905
      @majorblackrose7905 Рік тому +1

      @@NameUnknownz Maybe because people have different tastes? And i do like shark movies in general

    • @majorblackrose7905
      @majorblackrose7905 Рік тому +1

      @@thedarkemissary Because everyone must have the same taste as each other? Pretty toxic