Five Cheeky Marketing Campaigns That Crossed the Line Big Time
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- Опубліковано 19 вер 2024
- And always remember that Business Blaze is the cure to all those diseases that you have (not a guarantee).
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This video is #sponsored by chiropractors.
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Geographics: / @geographicstravel
Eleventieh!!! MEME COUNT: Slapping the page multiple times, check, dry British sarcasm and humorous wit, check, Badumbumbum, check, Siri being utterly useless, actually, that one is checked by default.
Good. I am saving this for later and I need to know the drinking game. So I'll sit down with a bottle of Bird Dog and my Bizness Blaze vid.
@@flowertrue Personally I prefer Platinum 7, but as they say, pick yer poison!
Drinking game for sure, though maybe if we can come up with enough, we can have Business Blaze Bingo going 😂
Anchorman reference - check
@@utubewatcher806 Anchorman ref??? Damn, why didn't I think of that?!?!?! Okay, kewl, we'll add it to the bingo card! THX!!!
Slowly becoming my favourite simon whistler channel
Me too. I now watch this more than his other channels.
slowly! his other channels are far too serious this channel is great
I like this channel too, fun fact sand paper slaps. I like when Simon digs into Danny and Visa versa...they seem to be having fun making this channel
Hairu TheNinja I agree. I listen to it while I work.
@@lostsoldier212 I think you nailed it. They both seem to be having a laugh though the whole thing. It's rather infectious!
We need a biography of Simon. In fact, we demand it. He keeps dropping surprise statements on us, like wife, baby, law school.
(Not asking you to violate your privacy at all. This could even be something over the top and completely made up on Biographics and aired on April 1 if you want to. )
ETA now I'm thinking about April fools videos. Another idea would be to swap with Fact Fiend for that days video with each pretending to be the other guy.
I like this idea.
I like this idea.
Agreed. So you have a business degree, and your a lawyer? I would LOVE to hear why you thought it was a good idea to take those degrees and basically put them in a paper shredder and devote all your time to narrating UA-cam videos that other people wrote..... couldn't a voice over actor with a 8th grade education and a nice voice have done the same thing? Not knocking u.simon, I extremepy impressed tbh. I'm really glad u chose YT bc business blaze wouldn't be the same without you. I look forward to these videos every week and your "bombombombom's" :)
Also, I thought he lived in Prague, but he mentioned a moisturizer that cost £6.
@@djdange01 You're an idiot, oh but I'm not knocking you so it's all cool bro. Your wife, she is also an idiot, but I am knocking her, if you know what I mean. So maybe it's not all cool...
I've never seen Simon this animated, and I've never heard him swear until today. It's really breaks my mental image of him being a posh upper class British intellectual ...and I love him even more for it.
6:43 "Fully knocked my microphone. I shouldn't be so enthusiastic." Did you have frosted mini wheats for breakfast, Simon?
...”dusted in Ritalin and cocaine.” 😂
@@sventer198 ...washed down with Red Bull.
@@cuttwice3905 Washed down with more cocaine.
Business Blaze I have noticed that you talk about cocaine a lot, Simon. Got something you want to tell us??
Should have left the actual knocking of the mic in. 🕺
If Anti-Aging cream really worked, they wouldn't need to change the model in the advert every couple of years.
I want to buy a script that has been slapped
I think he slaps them all. every episode i think. don't hold me to that...
@@matthewdubay6409 few early episodes had unslapped ones
@@kingfuzzy2 those might be worth more
Yes due to scarcity ; )
o yeah some things are better when they are slapped
I've said it before. I'll say it again. Danny has been a badass with these scripts, and knowing this many have been produced already makes him seem even more so.
Danny is the Energizer Bunny cloned into a human shaped body.
Prove me wrong.
Danny has done most of the scripts but the first few months had other writers. Danny's are the best, by far.
Danny is a legend.
Wow, I'm amazed we got through this without mentioning Goop, and good old Gwynnie's steam cleaner for the twinkle cave.
They did already have a video involving goop.
"If you're stupid, it'll fix your stupidity". Best line to finish the video.... Simon could use this as the new Business Blaze tag line....
Just turn the script into a book, then get it published
lol
where can I order a copy?
They definitely have enough material to make collections. Like Business Blaze Vol. 1, or Biographics Vol. 1, 2, 3 and so on.
O'le Green
with CD's to match........
I’d order it, then pay audible for his voice-over.
Great idea! I would buy one.... BTw “dusted in Ritalin and cocaine” my new favourite quote 😂
I can't believe it still only has 50k subs, this is by far his best channel, does it normally take this long to grow when you start a channel?
I would love to know who Danny is but I also think that would ruin it, Danny is the Stig of UA-cam! :)
It does take a while. This is actually pretty fast growing, all things considered :).
I normally expect things to take about six months (from date regular content began - so Jan 1 this year) before any serious lift from the algorithm starts happening.
But it can take a year or more.
We made TIFO videos for 18 months before anything started happening on that channel, and then one day we just started adding 25k subs a day. That was pretty nuts.
@@brainblaze6526 Oh that is good news, keep up all your hard work!!!
Stig is awesome.
If you burn the script's would it be called a business blaze?
BUSINESS INFERNO
@@brainblaze6526 new channel sighted! Even more random than BB. Now that takes some doing!
Clever, cheeky lad
"Memes n such" counter:
Script slaps: 2
Script intimidations: 4
Red bull memes: 1/2
Netflix memes: 1
Bada bum bum shhh: 2.75
Mic attacks: 1
Pawn Stars memes: 1
Calling FTC the FTA: 1
Awkward make-up commercials:1
Bad shape ups commercial: 1
"____ are/is a Legend": 1
(Btw it's NikeE not just Nike. Nike with an E sound at the end)
What else y'all? (Some stuff got deleted when I came back to look at the comment! Grrr)
I suggested "Hear no evil, see no evil, buy a wood chipper!" but the ad agency fired me and took out a restraining order.
This is my favorite.Business Blaze that is.
Definitely would buy a signed script.
I went to a chiropractor and it helped my back since I fell 30 feet off a rope swing onto my back when I was 15. But they kept wanting me to come back and it started to injure me more than help. The First 2 though. I felt like I never have.
I wonder if overworking the vertebrae leads to long term damage or at least issues with the vertebrae not being able to stay in a normal position.
9:09 Simon on Chiropractors: "it just seems there's no real evidence backing it up."
Me: Ba-Dum-Dum-Pssht?
Funny casual Simon is becoming one of my 5 a day this channel rocks with the change in style and I liked geographics and biographics loads allready
Excellent. Thank you :)
SIMON KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK AND DANNY KEEP WRITING THE SCRIPTS!!!!!! 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
also, my stupidity is fixed and I'm mostly cancer free! thanks, Business Blaze!
I want my stupidity fixed!
I had to get a traumatic brain injury to get mine fixed. Highly recommended
@@kingfuzzy2 So my mother was wrong bashing stupid people in the head does actually make them smarter! LOL
*This was meant as humor I am not condoning violence.*
@@Donkeyearsa I seem to recall from all of the animated.. uh... educational shows I watched on Saturday mornings as a kid, blunt force head trauma could either cause or cure amnesia so... clinically proven!
Idea Suggestion... 9 out of 10 dentist recommend this toothpaste... Where is this information gained from and what toothpaste do the remaining one recommend... I feel like I should trust the one more
They can recommend more than one product. So the 9 also recommend 20 other brands. Why? Because they all clean your teeth.
Scott Jackson holistic toothpaste. You don’t want that shit...
It's the same as those hair/ dye products " 74% of 350 women approved this product" or something along those lines, it's so arbitrary
My issue is why would buy a toothpaste recommended by dentists? They make more money off bad teeth. Wouldn’t you think that they would recommend the crappier toothpaste?
Maybe that tenth of all dentists don't brush their teeth. 😂
Signed, slapped script. I'm an absolute advocate of alliteration. Would positively purchase such a priceless piece of print!
No, don't go! I don't have any friends!
You CAN get something from wearing Skechers round-the-clock for 7 to 10 days -- athlete's foot!
I love your honesty and smartass commentary, Mister Simon. Also, with how often you and Mister Sam comment about being hungry during your new podcast, I don’t think the never-ending hunger problem was a childhood one.
Simon first slaps the script at 9:40
I thought he was going to get through an entire video without his trademark tap.
I have to watch the video again now so I can listen to what he’s saying rather than watching his hands.
Yeah, but 0:44 he lets the script know who’s in charge.
Amanda yeah he really fills it with fear before finally clipping it.
Hardest Man In Tarot lol 😂
We thank you for your dedication and service
Josh Napier it’s nice to be appreciate
Subscribed...you were right...happiness increased by 4%.
Budda-boomp-tshhhhh! Great video!
THSHSHSHHSHSHSHSHSS
@@brainblaze6526 - Yesssssss!!! I'd buy this script! 😀
"Chiropractors have endorsed this channel"
If this would accutally happen, something would have gone wrong...
BTW, i would consider buying a script, but only if it is
1. signed
2. slapped by Simon
hey just to let ya know you misspelled Have. Not trying to be a grammar asshole just trying to help
Good news! They've all been slapped by Simon
@@taninsam7893 If you were trying you would've failed. That's spelling
The only thing that is harder then speaking/writing english is typing english, thanks buddy
@@MMOchAForPrez Its not my fault I am stupid. Well, it kind of is. But still :)
You say these videos get too long, I say, make them longer! 16 minutes I feel you barely scratched the surface :D
Am I the only person who watches to the end credits? “are you stupid... fix your stupidity” is now my official catchphrase 🤣. Thank you Simon 💛💛💛 Danny & Sam are absolute Legends!!!! Thank you for all your hard work guys, the videos are always f****** AWESOME!!!!! 👏🏽💛🇬🇧
I would love a signed script.
Same lol
I'd throw a few bill's to charity for a script, since I do anyway a script would be cool.
I can actually give you the secret to staying awake and alert in class...what to eat for breakfast: have a couple of hard boiled eggs, some plain carrot or celery sticks, a fresh orange, and small handful of some kind of seed or nut (pumpkin seeds, sunflower seeds, almonds, or hazelnuts are my recommendations). It might sound a bit boring to have it a lot, but it's got damn near everything you need micronutrient-wise, fiber for a longer full feeling, and protein to backup the starch and sugar from the fruit and veggies. It wasn't until my senior year of high school that I finally started eating something aside from cereal, bagels, or nothing for breakfast before school. It made such a giant difference...seriously. That was 15 years ago, and I'm never having kids, so I pass it on to you who may be a student, or may be a parent with school-aged kids. From a different perspective of health and weight loss, just keeping hard-boiled eggs around as a fulfilling replacement snack for that bag of chips or candy bar you'd normally reach for will be great at avoiding unnecessary calories and indigestion.
Rationing??! But I need a badabumbum pssh fix every 3 minutes of watching! Gonna be an itchy night
I imagine that Danny is like Dobby, you should give him a bowl of serials, a sock and then slap the next script he produce as a free elf.
when i was growing up my dad always used to have this saying when ever someone was telling a story or trying to sell ya something....he said "Only believe half of what you see, and none of what you hear" i have taken up that as very good advice, and it has never done me wrong.
I can already feel my stupidity being cured by this script-slapping magician😁
I love all your videos, but I think this is my favorite channel so far. I probably watch 5-10 of your vids a day. At least. You make me laugh and also accidentally learn things. The selling your scripts for charity idea is bangin. Keep up the good work. All my love, and have a fabulous day!
Thank you :). You too!
I’ve always wanted to start a brand of toilet paper named "Shove It!" Myself. 😁
I love all your channels, but Business Blaze, by far, is my favorite. I love the casual nature, the improvisation and the humor(some I don't get, as I live in the U.S., but that's ok). With this new channel, you never cease to make me laugh every day. :)
Maybe you could do an occasional 'TopTenz' or 'TIFO' in this casual format. That would be the pinnacle of awesome. ;)
And sign me up for a signed script!
Oooh, I see! I've been doing this whole adhd thing wrong haven't I?? I should have just eaten frosted mini wheats instead of taking those silly meds.
Is this the more fun twin of Simon from “today I found out”? The visual likeness is insane!
I love this guy
Simon I just looked at the numbers it looks like you are about to hit a nice round 50,000 subscribers, by the end of the day.
Congratulations! On hitting that milestone on your personal channel. Nice work and please keep it up.
:-)
Absolutely the best! Watch it every chance I can!! Love Danny’s scripts, Love Simon’s rants and Love Sams Extras!
Speaking of male moisturizer, have you thought about looking into needlessly gendered stuff ala the pink tax?
there is actually some sense in making specific products for men and women. Not just the perfumes/scents can be differentiated, but men and women do tend to have different skin types for example.
That said, it's largely a hoax, just put the same product in 3 different bottles, green one that's unisex, blue one for men, and pink for women, price the pink and blue 50% up, add some marketing and all 3 fly out of the shop.
@@jwenting I have seen an example where rollerblades in argos cost an extra £5 due to them being pink where the exact same in blue was only £14.99, but I mean the needlessly gendered stuff, like mansize tissues and the like
I never bought many “girly” things, but I always remember being annoyed at the shoes. I have size 10 feet. I could buy girls shoes that didn’t fit, looked shitty, fell apart in 2 months, and cost $30 for something I didn’t want, or I could buy a pair of black boys’/men’s running shoes for $10 and they would last for half a year, minimum. Women’s dress shoes are insane compared to men’s dress shoes, and unless you have lots of cash to spare, it can be torture finding a pair of dress shoes that don’t break the bank and your feet
@@canadiandee6342 men's dress shoes (and most others) are insane too. They may fit a woman properly, but as a man I can't wear them for more than half an hour tops before my feet hurt like hell...
CaptainDuckman they are all meant to torture us to convince us we constantly need new, better shoes
For a few years where I lived.
Ad: Dozens of interested singles in your area.
Me: Maybe but it is a county of 9,000 people over a 1,400 mile square area, could you narrow it down a bit? Also living in a college town... I think I already know them all.
Also with geotagging ads, I saw so many ads where they got the town right and the state wrong. I couldn't figure out how that happened. I was 20 miles from the state line!
I got one once that said 'Do you live in your state and like Asian women?' To address the obvious flaw in that question: Why yes, I do live in my state. Thank you.
Was in the middle of a Wilderness up on a mountain and apparently there was a single lady in my area within 5 miles. Spent the next hour glassing the area. As expected, no one else around for at least twice that difference.
2:59 God-tier meme there, Danny.
Best channel on UA-cam. Filled with facts, fun and even cures stupidity. My testimonial "I'm not stupid anymore, thanks Business Blaze!"
I'd love to see a video about the Bread pricing scandal in Canada a couple years ago. The biggest grocery chain in Canada was found guilty in manipulating prices resulting in bread being sold at significant mark up. Loblaws (Sobeys/Safeway/No Frills/The Real Canadian Superstore etc) was forced to reimburse $25 (in the form of a gift card) to every canadian over the age of 18 that submitted their name.
Sounds interesting.
Yo they wanted you to come in person to a store, produce multiple pieces of government issued ID to verify your identity and a sign multiple contracts that you wouldn’t pursue any legal action against them, even in future cases. It was still scammy
@@wyzasukitan i agree it was still scammy, i still have that 2 or 3 page contract/rules. $25 is $25 though. That's why I'd love a video about the whole thing.
QB Livingstone oh I PROMISE you, as a broke university student with the corresponding amount of dignity, I was (still am tbh) *more* than willing to sign my life away for $25! Sadly, I only had one piece of ID to show at my local Superstore. That’s it! That was the only thing stopping me! I’m still salty about it and I graduate this year
But I would like a video about the whole thing too! I had never realized it was even possible to have a bread oligarchy, let alone one that lasted 20 years where retailers were continuously intimidated into changing their prices to meet Loblaws’ demands. I actually wouldn’t mind a video about the Canadian dairy industry either, tbh - on one hand, we keep out the crap that passes for American milk but on the other hand you can’t find a block of Irish Kerrygold butter in Canada to save your life (and trust me, the taste of european dairy products is a religious experience unto itself). I’d settle for either! (and perhaps hopefully get some closure on the whole bread thing haha)
@@wyzasukitan i "signed my life away" for the $25 too but i was able to redeem it. It was so crazy but at the same time I feel like bread prices havent dropped at all either. I love canadian dairy but i havent ever tried European/irish butter and now im very intrigued. If you live in a big city, you might be able to get a family run ethnic store (or british specialty/import store) to order it in for you. All i know about the milk in the states is from the rare commercial about how this one brand doesnt add sugar to their milk. Why are they adding sugar (or anything other than vit D) to regular milk?
HI guys, just a suggestion here...care to look into the cluster that Target made in Canada? They bought one of our retail chains, shut it down, sold off half the real estate, opened a few target stores that failed and after two years and heaven knows how much money just packed up and left Canada and now we have even less options for department store shopping...Cheers!
Please do this one, Simon
I love how Simon sometimes bleeps out swear words, but then like 2 seconds later he'll partially give up then 3 seconds after that doesn't even try 😂
Adverts are wonderful. I’m one of those people who watch SuperBowl for the ads! I taught high school marketing for 36 years and was involved in marketing prior to that. My husband once gave me a Dilbert cartoon “marketers have no soul😏.” I tried to teach kids about service to customers and the right way to do things...sigh.
Let me say this, though, for one who stood up most of the day (was not a teacher who just sat behind her desk) Sketchers Shape UPS were one of the most comfortable shoes I’ve ever worn.
Good job, Simon and company. Keep it up.
I really like your humor timing Simon, you are an intelligent knowledgeable man but there's also a cunning lad hiding inside of you who wants to come out at times.
There are some medical uses for chiropractor technics. I had an issue when I was 14 that caused me to lose my balance along with my sight and hearing for up to a minute anytime my back was stretched. My optometrist panicked because it was similar symptoms to his wife who died when the cyst on her brain stem that caused the symptoms ruptured. While we were waiting on the neurologist at Primary Children's Hospital to set up the appointments for a MRI, I had to go to my regular doctor for a sinus infection and he asked us about the records request. After we told him what was happening he suggested it could be that I just needed a spinal adjustment. He had trained in chiropractor technics since he liked to learn a wide variety of specialties, and after he adjusted my spine all symptoms went away. Anytime they come back I have to have my spine readjusted because it will get so out of whack that basically my vertebrae will pinch all the nerves in my spine causing them to stop working until they become un-pinched.
Thanks for outing chiropractors. Beyond just being misleading, they actually hurt people sometimes. Working in a hospital you see people come in with some crazy stuff from chiropractors.
@@app103 My health insurance covers it, and my doctor, who is at one of he top-rated hospitals in the US, does recommend chiropractics for SOME things. Chiropractics itself isn't a load of bunk. What is is using it to "cure" cancer or something. But it does help tremendously with a lot of pain issues. Pinched nerve? You can see a chiro and likely get quick relief, or you can pop pills and hope the pain eventually stops on its own. Bones really do get out of alignment. Why do you think you feel better when an achy spot in your back pops?
Yes, chiropractics can be used wrong, but so can antibiotics and opioids. Great when used properly, dangerous when abused.
I was so confused by this, because in Denmark chiropractors is actually a real education taken alongside people studying medicine. But it is also only claiming to be able to resolve problems in the muscular and skeletal system, no mad holistic medicine xD
You guys might be thinking of physiotherapists, which (in Australia at least) have a university degree with traineeship (internship) and is very evidence based.
Chiropractors have no such regulation. Admittedly extreme cases, but people have come in with pneumothoraces, nerve palsies or even permanent nerve damage, strokes from neck manipulations and then general musculoskeletal injuries.
Moral: See a physio, not a chiropractor. Ever.
No, I’m not a physiotherapist.
Wait, chiropractors are a bad thing? Canadian here but I was under the impression it was just muscle stuff that actually worked, does it mean something else everywhere else?
@@enthiegavoir5955 No, it's literally the same quackery everywhere. Unfortunately they've been able to "treat" people using the placebo effect for so long that it's become quite entrenched in the public psyche of many countries. It's literally completely ineffectual for any kind of medical problem, musculoskeletal or otherwise.
Loving this channel! I'd sure like to see a video on controversial/corrupt company leaders
I'm not sure I can trust anything Danny writes now I know he can eat 3 shredded wheat without losing the will to live
You had me at "I will burn all of those...so largely on you!" ;) good show Mr. W. :)
Please keep the Business Blaze format. Your sense of humor is AWWESOME!!!!! My wife and i lol every time we watch u!!!
Thanks :)
“Are you stupid? It will fix your stupidity!” I’m dying!!!!
this channel is underrated lol definitely my favorite Simon whistler chan XD
Thanks :)
I didn’t realize Simon had this capacity for improving that nearly got me removed from the library I was laughing so hard. His best channel yet.
When Simon put on the hat, I got instant Terry Pratchett vibes :)
Out of all your channels this has become my absolute favorite!!
As a watcher of business blaze, for the past two-ish months, I can attest to the video’s title. I’ve gotten into less internet arguments, and I think about what I post before I post it. I feel so much smarter after watching business blaze.
Simon! Just try make sure the paper comes from trees planted to provide paper... ie, "sustainably grown"... in which case, that paper is made from carbon pulled out of the atmosphere, which happens fastest while trees are growing... as long as you don't return it to the atmosphere by burning it, you're good.
You're fun at parties I bet
Paper is only made from trees planted for that purpose (unless you're using some odd combination required for a ritual you found in the 5th book of Moses or some such.) Fast growing clones, like slash pine. (And yeah - apparently 2 of us are a blast at parties lol)
Woo another business blaze video, also I liked how you were like yeah I shouldn't be so enthusiastic, immediately extends arms dramatically
We love your rambling! This is by far my favorite of all your channels.👍👍
Thanks :)
I would like to designate myself to recieve one of these signed scripts. Giving to charity is a FANTASTIC idea. Sadly with the world being shut down, now more than EVER organizations are in desperate need of donation. One of the MANY things I thoroughly enjoy about Simon, his sense of humour is great, but the level of professionalism AND compassion ARE true goals!
Danny seriously gave his age away with the "3 Shredded Wheat reference..." and so have I.
Thank you, Dany, love your work
Classmates.com still plays games. A couple years ago I signed up for a membership on the promise that a new student had signed up at one of my schools. Of course no one had. Worse, the site is loaded with ads and pop ups. So they send you daily notices that someone you may know had just joined, and then show you someone who had joined years before. It's like paying to join a spam page.
One time they even told me there was a new member I might know, and it was my listing from years before.
Simon i was in a car accident and hurt my back really really bad and i went to a chiropractor and it truly did help. They pop your back and neck. I thought the same as you but they are miracle workers, if you hurt your back i recommend it.
I have multiple chronic health conditions and an autoimmune disease. I will still watch and enjoy this channel despite that there is 99.964% it won't cure all (or any) of my physical health issues. 😊😉
Coronavirus lockdown + F'ed up sleep schedule = Laughing my butt off at Simon rambling. Keep up the good work oh bearded Sage!
One shot for each script slap.
Acne remedies are some of the worst offenders for false claims. My sister was using the Proactive system for awhile. It actually caused more break outs on her face. And also irritated her skin.
Tried so many from my teens through my 20s when it got really bad-hormonal acne from birth control. I’ve always drunk tons of water, but it didn’t help. So much time and money spent on useless products and regimens and even “acne-reducing” makeup. First break came when a dermatologist prescribed a topical and an antibiotic. Drastic difference. Took the pills for years and my skin was still pretty decent after I stopped taking them. Hormonal acne came back in a bad way with birth control and the only things that have helped are staying away from sugar as much as I can, not wearing powder or foundation (unless I’ve got a party or wedding or whatever), taking an acne supplement I found on Amazon, and being as gentle with my skin as possible. If only I’d known all those years ago
Business Blaze cured my sciatica, increased my vitality and virility. My IQ increased by 17. And a $50 bill (US) appeared in my wallet immediately upon the video being watched. Thanks, Simon. I recommend to watch Business Blaze because it will cure what ails you. I am not a paid spokesperson, but will gladly accept the position with the monetary incentive should Simon offer.
-D
I have MS and arthritis and I have an active release chiropractor who has helped me immensely and has been through just as much schooling as a doctor, she is also not expensive only 50$ per visit. There are plenty of chiropractors who are the real deal you go to them when you throw your back out or neck out and they literally fix the whole damn thing by popping it back into place, when I used to dance semi competitively in my teens I never would've made it without my regular chiropractor back then, whereas active release chiropractors do all of that plus break down scar tissue. Of course you can find fake or non reputable chiropractors but same goes with many such jobs and they do receive years of training and schooling it's basically like saying a dentist isn't a medical doctor bcz they didn't go to med school....yet they went to the appropriate school to do what they're doing and it is in the medical profession. As long as you do your research, chiropractors are incredibly helpful and my entire family is made up of doctors and nurses who all also receive chiropractic treatment as needed.
Sorry this meme count is a bit late, but I had to watch this video twice. over half an hour of my life accounted for in that alone!
Today's Business Blaze Meme Count:
Script Slaps, Hits, and general abuse of paper: 3.
Badda-boom-Tsshhh: 2.
Insults or complaints for Danny: 5.
Swearing: Lots.
I also counted 3 black and white vignettes (2 had different voice overs) and 6 color vignettes.
Some of these numbers may be a little inaccurate as there was a lot of laughing on my part. Keep up the good work Simon, and don't worry about the enthusiasm levels.
Suggestion: Microsoft Bob, a whimsical cartoon interface for completing business correspondence. Also the origin of Comic Sans and Clippy.
"I simply cannot enjoy this channel anymore than I currently do!" I tell myself & then wham! You top it right out of the gate "AND" I always get very useful information to boot! Crack on with this my friends! You've got a winning formula (ad hoc as it may be).
Can the script be chosen if that becomes a reality? I would prefer to have it be one written by Danny if it has to be mostly random as he has been your confidant for as long as I can remember & you play off of each other really well. Especially when Simon enjoys a cup of Single Malt Coffee (or SMC as has been replied) Cheers! 🥃
thank you :)
"Business Blaze brings you joy!" yep, this I can back up. Trust me! I'm a "doctor"!
I would 100% buy signed scripts from Simon, so long as Danny and Sam slap their signature on there too.
One of my favorites yet.
Samuel Avila - What are the chances we can get a clip of Simon playing on a brightly colored children's toy drum kit every time he does a BA-DA-BOOM-TST in the BB videos?
This is by far my most favorite thing on UA-cam!! Simon you can't make these episodes quick enough!!
Thanks :). I'm trying, 3 a week is kinda my capacity right now!
@@brainblaze6526 I honestly don't know how you manage that many with all the other channels. Thanks for the hard work on all of them!
The 'three shredded wheat' style of shredded wheat commercial goes back some decades, and even refers to a black hole being unable to consume three shredded wheat. A lot of people alive today would never have seen those TV ads.
Love the rambling Simon! You rock!
Simon I love how utterly casual you are. Sell and sign them is cool ❤️💕
Ramble away Simon! "Fix your stupidity" LMAO
You could make an entire video on Ryanair's marketing campaigns over the years:
Their use in adverts of controversial news topics such as Brexit, Hilary's emails, Gerry Adams, the Anti-EasyJet campaign featuring Comical Ali during the Iraqi War as their "Head of Information", and Robert Mugabe sd their "New Head of Punctuality" and of course their fares "Falling faster than Saddam"
The "Hottest Back to School" ads. The Cabin Crew calendar and 'Red Hot Fares & Crew' ads.
Being sued by Nicolas Sarkozy, Sabena Air over the Manneken Pis ad, Multiple ads banned by the Advertising Standards Agency for misleading claims. Most recently the 'Greenest Airline' claim and the "Book to the Sun" that featured locations that were hitting 10 degrees celsius at the time of year.
Plus the marketing stunts such as: vertical seats, pay to use toilets and the fact that they can make or break an airport, with the pressure they place on them to reduce landing and passenger fees.
Bonus Fact: Michael O'Leary has a taxi license and hired taxi driver for his Bentley, so they can drive in the bus lanes to Dublin Airport, from his home in Mullingar. He's been doing this since 2003. It's all above board as his trips are metered.
Bonus Fact 2: Ryanair did really well out of 9/11, yep that 9/11, as they were able to get a massive bulk discount from Boeing, with deliveries beginning in 2005, the year they really started to expand everywhere.
I binge watch this channel, along with Top Tenz. It's hilarious and I feel like I learn something
Thanks Simon, I'm doing the Biz Blaze COVID-19 binge, it is doing wonders for my life ATM. Cheers.
I was super wary of chiropractors. I finally went to one and it was amazing and helped my neck more than years of medical treatment.
Simon there is a guy that actively goes around or went around to stores with measuring tape and if the store was not “wheelchair friendly” he sued the store. He’s sued many, many, many stores. So yeah, some people have nothing better to do.
Though it's really important to be accessible.
Your ramblings is exactly what I’m here for.
Yes I love when people call out Chiropractors
I am currently paused 34 seconds in to this video just so I could come down here and comment..!
Yassssss..! I want to buy some of these scripts..! Especially the one on American public transport..! Like I love all of your channels but Business Blaze is definitely the to turn to if you need a cheering up..! I just wish I never starting watching since day one so i could binge watch them..!
"...If it doesn't do well, I'm going to BURN THEM!" lol you sir are a marketing genius!
Skecher shape-ups may have not helped the average person in the way they claimed, but they were being suggested by Parkinson's doctors because they did help patients walk easier due to the shape of the sole. Both my aunt and brother in-law are diagnosed and were told by their doctors to wear them, and they both said it helped them walk better and with less discomfort.
Going to the chiropractor helps keep me from getting sinus and ear infections. Call me crazy but it works!
Also Business Blaze is quickly becoming my favorite channel because of your "rambling". I'm also a fan of the podcast.