I'm not sure why this was in my recommended, or what's going on in the game. I've never been a Yu-Gi-Oh player. But the edits are pretty tight so I'm glad I went on this little adventure.
I can explain in a way that makes sense to even people who never played duel monsters. Essentially the point of the game is to either 1. Reduce your opponent’s life points to 0 2. [the more common way] make the game last as excruciatingly long and frustrating as possible. I am not even joking. Many card games like Hearthstone, Magic the Gathering, have these infamous “stall decks”. They are designed to make your opponent lose by running out of cards in their deck [usually means automatic forfeit]. All the references emphasis how the cards gradually stall the game more and more, leading to the big reveal of localized tornado. Imagine running a marathon. You’re absolutely exhausted, dehydrated, constipated, but you see the finish line. Just before you hit the finish line, you’re hit by a powerful tornado that takes you RIGHT back to the start of the race. If I were that opponent, I’d have _uninstalled_ the game after that.
I did a bit of math to figure out how many attack negates would be done before the infinite loop of Localized Tornados happened, and turns out it can block 21 attacks before it- 6 attacks from the three copies each of Rainbow Life and Hallowed Life Barrier, plus 15 from Jar of Avarice (three copies of shuffling back in five of those six each time), means that it can block 21 attacks before having the loop (or you could loop earlier by shuffling back in four of those six and one of the already used Jar of Avarice)
Yes yes yes. I've been saying since 2017, double localized tornado would be part of some stupid and degenerate loop. Props to you for actually doing it
I played against this deck with the prescience skill, the whole time i be tryna figure out the man's strategy when it dawned upon me....i felt sorrow, fear, emotions i don't even know the names of.... So when i won, it was not a duel that i won, but closure that i obtained. It's only after all of that i noticed the localized tornado in his deck...sure am glad he didn't play it
I play this kind of decks a lot. I found out that when you play defensive, your chance of winning is around 50%, because most decks are build on a principle of counter attacking or counter summoning. So if you don't attack, they can't do shit and just run out of cards.
I played this deck before only it was somehow more cancerous than this one, with my noble knights deck as well. With the noble brothers out it becomes a contest of finding out how long each one can be bothered to last. After about 10 minutes I just surrendered.
Spongebob: “WHAT CAN BE WORSE THAN A GIANT _Rainbow Life?!”_ Patrick: OH I KNOW!! [plays Jar of Avarice] Patrick: “Two giant _Rainbow Life!”_ Spongebob: “I don’t think this duel can get more time consuming!” Patrick: Nonsense!! [activates Localized Tornado] Spongebob: PAT NO!!! [INTENSE DECK SHUFFLING NOISES]
Bro, I just found this video... Never heard of this channel before. But GOD DAMN your content is spicy A.F. Great editing, lots of memes, huge flexes, and most important, a fun way to reach KoG while pissing off every single meta player. I will immediately proceed to subscribe to your channel. Keep on that great work dude!
I had to duel something like this with my BEWD dragon, except they were using odion chain reaction to try to widdle me down. The entire time I was questioning how they thought this was fun as I widdled them down and got myself the win, right at the end they used the tornado refresh trap but it was futile.
Sadly its not currently possible on duel links, but I created a deck called "Eye of Pain". It mainly consisted of ways to slowdown, deny, and lockdown my opponent. Sadly it wasn't always fullproof, but it was fun to use regardless. Yes, it does have the eye of truth and bad reaction cards. And the eyes cards. Including the link versions.
tch, it can be helped My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
He made a deck entirely out of stall cards. Rainbow Life: Throw away a card; all damage you take for the turn becomes health instead. Hallowed Life Barrier: Throw away a card; literally nothing can damage you for the turn. Paleozoic Canadia: Flips an enemy Monster face-down so it can't do anything; also comes back from the dead as a Monster that's immune to all enemy Monsters' special powers. Stegocyber: A Monster that comes back from the dead when you're attacked and has high defense. Kuriboh: Throw it away and it blocks 1 attack. This sort of shit is annoying, but not very dangerous. The danger comes from the last 2 cards: Jar of Avarice: Shuffle 5 dead cards back into the deck, then draw a card. Localized Tornado: Shuffle *all* your dead cards (and your hand) back into the deck. Unless an opponent gets lucky or has a way to shut down all Traps right out the gate, they're either going to get pissed off and leave, or they'll draw all their cards (an automatic loss).
I wonder why my one card wonder didn’t give me one card and then I looked at the new skill banlist and I was wondering why didn’t they let me get one card with one card wonder but I guess it’s really unfair for the players who don’t play meta 😐 still sad.
Skill: One card wonder (pvp obtainable) - Dark signer kallin Kessler/kallin Kessler
Core card:
2-3 stegocyber (hasselbery farm - UR)
3 kuribo (login/campaign ticket - SR)
1 hiro shadow squad (valkyrie's rage - R)
3 paleozoic canadia (vaillant souls - UR)
2-3 floodgate trap hole (generation next - UR)
3 rainbow life (Jesse Anderson farm - SR)
1-3 jar of avarice (chaotic compliance - R)
3 hallow life barrier (ranked duel tickets - R)
1 localized tornado (wonder of the sky - N)
0-1 pot of benevolance (wonder of the sky - N)
Thanks to mister mustache of the cat variety for this toxic Deck
*very toxic
I will try kog with this 😈😈😈😈😈😈
@@diegoruiz2853 how far did you go?
My eyes see
*Stand* : One card Wonder.
*User* : Dark signer *Kallin Kessler*
@@diegoruiz2853 good luck then 🤞
Keith: I just need to deck him out
Kalin: *Killer Queen, Third Bomb: Bites the Dust*
Poor keith, In another Yugioh yt content he got screwed up with Flying elephant meme deck 🤣😂
BITE ZA DUSTO
You made this deck look a lot more fun than it actually is XD
oh hey is that-
ironically, yes it is lol
N-nani !? why my video got recommended to you 😱😱😱
i ve been caught spreading a toxic deck in duel link community hahaha
@@justacatwithamoustache69 don't worry i will help you spread it even further
XD
@@DuelLinksF2P great content indeed
I'm not sure why this was in my recommended, or what's going on in the game. I've never been a Yu-Gi-Oh player. But the edits are pretty tight so I'm glad I went on this little adventure.
its time to try the duel then 🤣
I admit, it's a little bizzarre XD
I can explain in a way that makes sense to even people who never played duel monsters.
Essentially the point of the game is to either
1. Reduce your opponent’s life points to 0
2. [the more common way] make the game last as excruciatingly long and frustrating as possible.
I am not even joking. Many card games like Hearthstone, Magic the Gathering, have these infamous “stall decks”. They are designed to make your opponent lose by running out of cards in their deck [usually means automatic forfeit].
All the references emphasis how the cards gradually stall the game more and more, leading to the big reveal of localized tornado.
Imagine running a marathon. You’re absolutely exhausted, dehydrated, constipated, but you see the finish line. Just before you hit the finish line, you’re hit by a powerful tornado that takes you RIGHT back to the start of the race.
If I were that opponent, I’d have _uninstalled_ the game after that.
@@chikomitatabut what an Adventure!
It was at this moment his victim knew...*He fucked up.* Meta Punishment's Stand Ability is to test how much ones sanity will maintain in a duel.
"korega,
requiem da"
- Yoshikage Kalin famous last word
I love it when people make a trash card the cornerstone of their BM builds, really twists the dagger to get the maximum amount of sodium
the best video of duel links in the history
I agree
Omg I will copy this fricking deck😂😂😂😂
Agreed
Agreed
Pot of Agreed
This deck is hilarious...until you run into that one man that runs jinzo.
Oof
I mean its a duel, you win or you lose so what
@@rleor5694 lmao dude why are you here
Or night beam in opponent's starting hand😂
Or ancient gear
Jinzo, Triamids, Ancient Gear: Let us introduce ourselves
I went 50 turns with a triamid deck using this deck and we had a draw lol
@@johngrissom1504 how was that?
@@johngrissom1504 you could have not the link by now
Someone played a similar deck like this against me a couple of days ago and it was the worst experience i've ever had in life
Rest In Piece, One Card Wonder decks. You were absolutely insane while it lasted.
I did a bit of math to figure out how many attack negates would be done before the infinite loop of Localized Tornados happened, and turns out it can block 21 attacks before it- 6 attacks from the three copies each of Rainbow Life and Hallowed Life Barrier, plus 15 from Jar of Avarice (three copies of shuffling back in five of those six each time), means that it can block 21 attacks before having the loop (or you could loop earlier by shuffling back in four of those six and one of the already used Jar of Avarice)
Cat with mustache , please make more. Haven't gotten laughs this hard since yugioh4realmen. Very good editing and memage XD
less gooooo 🔥🔥🔥 ! ill try my best even though my hand is only paw :3
Man, I miss him. What happened to him? Life happened?
@@LordTyph life apparently.
Yes yes yes. I've been saying since 2017, double localized tornado would be part of some stupid and degenerate loop.
Props to you for actually doing it
It was that kind of editing / content that I wanted to see in yu-gi-oh! very good! certainly inspires me
Glad you enjoyed it! less gooooooooo 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
As someone who rarely plays meta, this brings a tear to my heart, and the editing was the icing on the cake. : J
Making my anual tribute to this masterpiece
First read this as anal tribute for a moment lol
As soon as I realized the stall deck...
"One ticket to Shadow Realm, please"
I had to deal with this deck like a day ago you have no idea the pain i had
Came back to say farewell.
0:08 I like how that scream has become a meme!
I played against this deck with the prescience skill, the whole time i be tryna figure out the man's strategy when it dawned upon me....i felt sorrow, fear, emotions i don't even know the names of.... So when i won, it was not a duel that i won, but closure that i obtained. It's only after all of that i noticed the localized tornado in his deck...sure am glad he didn't play it
Wow you made him suffer for 40 turn
😂😂😂😂😂
I play this kind of decks a lot. I found out that when you play defensive, your chance of winning is around 50%, because most decks are build on a principle of counter attacking or counter summoning. So if you don't attack, they can't do shit and just run out of cards.
Sounds fun...
Lmao this is the most epic shit I’ve seen in DuelLinks. Besides myself.
Ah yes
The pain of playing againxt exodia while not actually playing against exodia cramed into a bite sized video
this.
is the content i strive for
this is the never-ending death Diavolo was cursed with
The fact that he surrendered before you is the funniest part of it
It's amazing
that deck could make a person thats low on battery run out of it before finishing the duel
well not really if you play on pc
RIP One Wonder Combo
2017-2021
Man i miss this cat making Duel Links videos
This deck is so slow that you have to play whole month to reach KOG xd
hahha thats right, sometimes it really needs me to think much about playing around with the resource i have
@@justacatwithamoustache69 does this deck still work?
@@alsparkproductions7849 No Konami nerfed the ability so you have to have only a certain type of monter in your deck for the skill to activate.
I played this deck before only it was somehow more cancerous than this one, with my noble knights deck as well. With the noble brothers out it becomes a contest of finding out how long each one can be bothered to last. After about 10 minutes I just surrendered.
Spongebob: “WHAT CAN BE WORSE THAN A GIANT _Rainbow Life?!”_
Patrick: OH I KNOW!!
[plays Jar of Avarice]
Patrick: “Two giant _Rainbow Life!”_
Spongebob: “I don’t think this duel can get more time consuming!”
Patrick: Nonsense!! [activates Localized Tornado]
Spongebob: PAT NO!!! [INTENSE DECK SHUFFLING NOISES]
I see your opponent didn't have seven tools of the bandit... This wouldn't happen to me
R.I.P One card Wonder
"Fartnite is the right place for you, you fool!"
Made my day
I am so happy this just turned up in my recommended, thats the most amazing Duel Links video I've ever seen. Well played sir. 👏
Welcome aboard!
lessss gooooooo🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@@justacatwithamoustache69 lets go indeed!
Also, I very much appreciate the use of Bleed by Meshuggah. Great tune.
This is mystic mine deck duel links version in short kek.
Image mystic mine in duel links.
i watched this like 6 times and every time i couldn't stop laughing, this is what real art is.
I’m gonna use this in every PvP event I play from here on out.
a true chad indeed..
@@justacatwithamoustache69 It’s like you said in this video. It’s Meta Punishing Time.
2:51 multiverse shuffling
Bro, I just found this video... Never heard of this channel before. But GOD DAMN your content is spicy A.F.
Great editing, lots of memes, huge flexes, and most important, a fun way to reach KoG while pissing off every single meta player.
I will immediately proceed to subscribe to your channel. Keep on that great work dude!
hahaha thank you my boi really appreciate it !!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Me, someone still kinda new to yugioh: is it possible to learn this power.
Not from a meta player....
There is one thing worse than rainbow life:
That card:
🗿
certified bruh moment
I had to duel something like this with my BEWD dragon, except they were using odion chain reaction to try to widdle me down. The entire time I was questioning how they thought this was fun as I widdled them down and got myself the win, right at the end they used the tornado refresh trap but it was futile.
love how the dark souls and death note ost fits perfectly in this deck, each turn fills like the end is coming and you are gonna lose
This stall troll deck… it’s F**%ing amazing, the video’s memes enhances the decks trollage to a whole new level.
This trolling is god-tier. lmao
Jinzo is a card
Sadly its not currently possible on duel links, but I created a deck called "Eye of Pain". It mainly consisted of ways to slowdown, deny, and lockdown my opponent. Sadly it wasn't always fullproof, but it was fun to use regardless. Yes, it does have the eye of truth and bad reaction cards. And the eyes cards. Including the link versions.
Just seeing you return the cards back to the deck just cracked me the fuck up, like jeez just when you thought it was over you bring it right back 😂
What if you were like: " I just need to deck him out."
But, Kiryu said: *"It's rewind time."*
Can't wait for the new troll deck
Damn it took me a forever to figure out how to play the original game. This Looks like some calculus
resource management is the real issue with this deck 🤣🤣
So always, always have a Jinzo with u, no matter how irrelevant that card is. U may nvr know when u r gonna face this kinda deck.
And then you duel a six Sam player who one turn summons six Sam Shit-en
i played one card wonder stall deck with final destiny spell. Deck had a way to summon armades and get rid of backrow (trunade).
Its a Sad day for you man.... my Condolences
The amount of work put into the edits made this video legendary lol
when you are someone who live by not touching grass.
2:41 me using the same deck after this:
YATTA!!!
*ambulance crack my neck* i lost 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Found you kira, dressing as Yusei's friend won't save you.
tch, it can be helped
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink.
I'm in bed by 11 PM and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.
I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
@@justacatwithamoustache69 STAR PLATINUM ZA WARUDO
@@luizalex.7424 wait your pfp is moving , i cant move no way im dead!
@@justacatwithamoustache69 ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
I just realise bandit Keith has the same hair as dio
I don't even understand what I just watched why was this recommended still entertaining weirdly
You are forever a legend to me for this.
I swear my soul left my bodyyyyyy 😂
I like the detail where bandit keith moves his eyes looking at the snap
glad you notice it 🤣🤣
That's a lot of Yugioh reference in this JoJo episode
I’m so happy I can understand all of this
i love it and i hate it at the same time
this is the mind-boggling for a copy-paste meta player, it is the right time to save them 🤯🤯🤯🤯
@@justacatwithamoustache69 Where is the deck list, I wanna play this XD
I LOVE YOUR EDITS LMAOO
Yeah IKR, this edit is *_bizzare_* , if you know what I mean
You absolute monster...
I love it.
What playing against aromages feels like
You are the reason why I have to keep Jinzo in my deck
Jinzo ruins decks and I love it
This content right here is why I’m getting back into Yugioh.
hahah less gooooo 👌👌👌
Stall/Cancer may be the worst opponents to duel against but this video is just gold
Rest in Pepperoni.... You will be missed oh beautiful skill.... 😭
I have no idea what just happened
Oh i remember these days. I almost miss this deck. Almost
I made my red-eyes immune to everything but banishment
This is how dueling blue eyes players feels like
You mean like 1:59 - 2:07 xD
Duel links meta just uploaded a video about this deck so now Konami will ruin it ;-;
oof i will be banned soon by komoney 😂😂
It's 'dormammu i've come to bargain' all over again LOL
I feel bad for your opponent.
This is the greatest duel links video in history
Lucky you that your oponent didn't have a jinzo or game over, in my case I always find that otk d/d/d deck users
These are the best edits for a yugioh vid I've ever seen
The best part was when In-America man surrendered In the end x'D
Well
Thats bullshlt
A duel with no end
Surr was always a option
never forget theres a surrender button on the top right corner
Dude's using Kalin Kessler
A true man of culture
"I can't give any damage to your monsters or Life poin. But I can give damage to your mind."
excellent timing on Bite za dusto my fellow dullest
i didn't understand a single thing, but it was fucking hilarious
He made a deck entirely out of stall cards.
Rainbow Life: Throw away a card; all damage you take for the turn becomes health instead.
Hallowed Life Barrier: Throw away a card; literally nothing can damage you for the turn.
Paleozoic Canadia: Flips an enemy Monster face-down so it can't do anything; also comes back from the dead as a Monster that's immune to all enemy Monsters' special powers.
Stegocyber: A Monster that comes back from the dead when you're attacked and has high defense.
Kuriboh: Throw it away and it blocks 1 attack.
This sort of shit is annoying, but not very dangerous. The danger comes from the last 2 cards:
Jar of Avarice: Shuffle 5 dead cards back into the deck, then draw a card.
Localized Tornado: Shuffle *all* your dead cards (and your hand) back into the deck.
Unless an opponent gets lucky or has a way to shut down all Traps right out the gate, they're either going to get pissed off and leave, or they'll draw all their cards (an automatic loss).
i meant i don't play Yugioh
Damn guy could have OTKd in turn 2
I like to think that bandit Keith sees all the premonitions through his bandana
I wish more yugioh videos were edit like this it's like ever funny montage I watch. Great job on this
You've created toxicity 😂
I wonder why my one card wonder didn’t give me one card and then I looked at the new skill banlist and I was wondering why didn’t they let me get one card with one card wonder but I guess it’s really unfair for the players who don’t play meta 😐 still sad.
Bro that finally move hit different
You have amazing video editing skills and a great sense of humor. Awesome duel