Griffin and Nick Present: PoolGames Inc 2.0 (with Justin, Tara, Patrick, Simone and Clayton)
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- Опубліковано 15 чер 2017
- For the second annual PoolGames Inc, Griffin and Nick bring on a cavalcade of guest stars - and by "guest stars," we mean "other Polygon employees who were down to get drunk in a hot tub."
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nick you wore socks again and now you're gonna have to go back to jaaaaaail.
those are his h
why nick wearin socks in the jacuzzi. those are his hooves you bitch
OOVES YOU BITCH
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*human feet
When Griffin mentioned a “sexy bowser game” I don’t think he knew that he just predicted _the single best and worst thing to happen on the internet,_ Bowsette.
"Let's place bets! Will the beer get in the mouth or will the water get in the boy?"
"Sorry I didn't save your show, pool idiots" is something that i will remember for ever.
TheExplorerOfTime will remember this...
It's such a fucking good line.
I haven't forgotten.
I came back specifically to hear this line again, I love this damn thing.
did you forget yet
as the old proverb goes, "the deeper you get, the more boy you see"
I read this to the tune of Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except Me And My Monkey by the Beatles.
i won't lie, i would watch a podcast where the crew of polygon got drunk every week in a pool and talked game ideas
this is my ideal podcast gimmie that soggygon
soggygon ahh it's perfect!
It doesn't even have to be once a week it could be once a month it'd be so worth it
nicks phone is going to give me a panic attack
goodness gracious, he even places it there almost on purpose. I hate it
Almost nothing. It's definitely 100% on purpose.
art dot jpeg me too
art dot jpeg same tho
Our boy just cares about his lens. Can't go scritchin it up on the hard stones. Nick knows what's up.
ＴＨＯＳＥ ＡＲＥ ＨＩＳ ＨＯＯＶＥＳ
YOU BITCH
Pool Boys are back!
Sidenote: I fucking LOVE hearing Justin in the background laughing.
Tara Long is secretly the funniest fucking person at Polygon
Her dry sense of humor provides a good contrast to the goofballs.
It's no fucking secret anymore
Her episode about the Basketball Ignoring Simulator is still my favorite.
Too much movement
ibeperson "congratulations to me"
20:37 you can hear justin just Losing his Mind
thank you sweet boys for reminding me I have a crush on each and every polygon employee
Cal Filkin ESPECIALLY SIMONE AND GRIFFIN
BUT ESPECIALLY JUSTIN AND TARA
also clayton
nick is such a babe ;)
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ATTRACTED TO AMERICA'S BABY BROTHER!
I'd let Nick have be though
I love that the guests don't have anything to sit on so you're that torturing them in a Eric Andre show-esque way
Why is Tara so OP
"........INVENTORY MANAGEMENT."
Edit: Also, "TARADISE." What a fucking queen.
She seems extremely drunk.
@@cloud_and_proud that only makes her stronger
Shhh, don't bring it up, the devs will nerf her
"Maybe we're the real creamers" omfg I LOST it, my stomach hurts now
Simone's flashback to the cronch is so good
Displaced water only measures the volume they take up, not the weight. I can't weigh these soft buoyant boys!
Yeah but humans all have pretty similar density, actually most life does because we all have a bunch of water in us
@Joshua Steele a muscly boy and a chubby boy that weigh the same will displace different amounts of water
@Joshua Steele muscular people have higher densities
1 cubic centimeter of water weighs one gram.
I want a game about the rat that ran across the fence
OliviasAnimation me too, tho.
But they did announce it already, "Moss", was it? Or was it "A Plague Tale"?
um that was a lozord
I'm watching this from my bathtub in my pjs so I can feel included
Bailey Roca I know, I can see that.
Nick holding his phone above the water and then laying it down halfway over the water stresses me out. Boys, be careful.
boiled boys
Maliq Hayes Soft-boiled boys
Maliq Hayes boy soup
they're boy croutons in a boy soup. soggy soggy boys.
steamy dumpring bois
im having a heart attack on behalf of nick's phone
His water resistant phone? :p
“This bit about Dilbert's foreskin is brought to you by Old Spice”.
the instant tara says that thing you can see physical pain and euphoria on griffins face
These boys cracked open a cold one before the show even started!!
Andrew M GOD DAMNIT 😂😂😂😂
poolgames inc 3.0: nick wears socks on his hands and feet, places phone on very unstable and small floating pad in water
poolgames inc 4.0: nick wears socks like a fucking zentai suit, uses phone underwater
poolgames inc 5.0: nick becomes a sock, water replaced with phones, air between phones replaced with water
Samsara poolgames inc is Touch The Skyrim IRL, they add more mods each time, but we have to wait a year between episodes.
Justin audibly D Y I N G in the background is what really makes this
Just Aunts: Survival horror where you're a teen locked in a thanksgiving dinner with your 6 aunts who are all drunk and gossiping and fighting
I'm so fucking blessed to have this boiled boys and friends content in my life
Griffin's laugh is like medicine. It makes you feel happy, and should be a controlled substance.
You know about the Car Boys Sun Chips laugh, right?
seeing the words "old spice" presented over wet nick body percussion is not something i thought id be seeing e3 week
ERAT or wet simone's body percussion,which they purposely played halfway through haha
the shlop < the cronch
Splicing in the banana after "You put it in your mouth, how could it go wrong" was the fucking best editing I am dying
The protagonist of Dramatical Mordor should be Susan Crushbone. That solves Griffin's problem of dating sim characters not having any reason to make out without needing to dilute the dating aspect. All the motivations are built in.
Aczom damn I wish I'd thought of that?!?!? that's fucking great. 🖐️🖐️
taaaraaa nick's taking my nutrieeents
alright! calm down, im coming.
17:08 Nick tries to steal Tara's booze but she teleports it back to her hand and tricks him into drinking from a different bottle.
i just....love everyone who works at polygon. like, jesus. they're all so funny and are such nice, genuine people. also, they're Very Drunk and its Good.
After watching that slow-zoom segment on Nick and Simone, I think they may have been more than drunk! XD That legit made me remember what being high was like.
griffin looks like he has the smallest body and hands at 22:53 and i'm crying.
Polygon video is pure joy. I adore every one of these sweet soft boys and girls.
21:10 "I need to leave the hot TUB" that emphasis baby
Speakin a creamers
I like that Nick decided to pull his phone out of his pocket when it was an inch away from a watery death
S1gmus im starting to think nick is hoping for an accident honestly
5:02 "the pool is trying to... eat me" is a very underrated moment in this video
Griffin is really winning the wet tee shirt contest this year.
so are we not acknowledging clayton's exit or
Those human plunger noises scarred me for life
The short Italian plumber is very not smart, but the hat-symbiote is quite clever, so the gestalt being they form together is of about average intelligence.
"Sorry I didn't save your show, pool idiots."
-Justin McElroy, 2017
When Terra said "kinda something in between" I laughed so hard my jaw locked up.
Today I realized that Justin has made a career out of trying not to laugh with all of his might and failing miserably.
The world is a beautiful place.
He is hilarious in his own right, and it really is a "the sum is greater than the total of the parts" when the brothers get together.
i can't believe hatsune miku and griffin mcelroy hosted this great video
you did the thing!!!!!
mountain goats album profile pic??
SIMONE MAKING IT CLAP
Go to horny jail, please
I can't wait for Nick's phone to just be obliterated by that hot tub water for his hubris.
The ol pool socks.
reznoire those are his hooves you bitch
that's not canon you bitch
9:49 griffin: "speaking of creamers!!"
nick: just spins around
one of THE most fun games to play when justin is on camera is to see how quickly and how drastically the redness in his face can intensify when he laughs. on this video "garfield's butt" seemed to win it
I loved seeing this edition of Polygon Soup, but my favorite part was hearing Justin's preemptive laugh at 9:15
the edit of clayton leaving the tub is the funniest thing ever
Simone is the greatest and I would follow her to the end of the earth.
20 min in watching and only then I noticed the "Presented By Old Spice" in red by the top right corner.
Had a long laugh seeing that.
I really hoped they would all enter the pool at the same time
my earliest yeah boy ever
This was incredible and hilarious and I am kindly asking you guys put yourselves back in the hot tub for E3 2018, thanks.
Oh my god Tara is a fucking icon holy shit I'm in awe
Tara Long should permenantly join cgi tbh
V Hinatsu no cause then we wouldn't appreciate her as much as we do when she comes on the show occasionally
You really have to moderate carefully the "no buts" you put into joke riffs. Tara is a SNIPER with hers, just incredibly funny with a shutdown. See also Simone's "nobody knows who you are and nobody cares" when Griffin suggested "Griffin McElroy's Broadway Dreams" for the VR acting game.
Whenever I see you two in the title a tremendous feeling of peace washes over me. Thank you again Polygon.
Nick using his phone is fucking stressing me out
"We won't do this a third year, probably" ....nope.
oof
I don't know what's funnier, "Somewhere in between" or the fact that this video is presented by Old Spice. I can just imagine the corporate Old Spice Men watching this video.
whenever someone asks "what does it mean to crack open a cold one with the boys"
ill just show them this video
cgi usually makes me laugh but i completely lost it over Simone's Funny Wet Noise
griffin's laugh at 5:17 was so loud that it woke up my cat even tho my headphones were in
21:41 might be the most adorable thing my human eyeballs have ever processed
my favorite part is the fact that when they make a really good joke you can hear Justin laughing in the background
I love how the end just devolved into incoherent laughter
i love hearing justin's sweet laughter in the background of extra potent goofs
"uncut colombian dilbert" -- if you listen closely, you can hear griffins soul exiting his body at 20:06 and again at 20:35
he's still wearing the socks... guess he doesn't want to get his feet wet?
Kyle Scheffler hooves
Kyle Scheffler or maybe he fucking wants to go to jail,the maniac
say that again but slowly
don't b rude, those r his hooves
blob boys, no i know those are his hooves obv i was talking about the original comment. did you think i was some kind of heathen. unaware of this nations memes.
If you guys don't want to do Pool Games Inc again next year, maybe you should try not making it so dang good every time.
“We won’t do it a third time” prophetic words. I hope they do it without Nick, this was a fun format
Prettypinkdork I wish. I definitely didn’t expect Griffin to not be at this year’s E3 either.
You can see Nick's hair melt throughout the episode
Exactly what I want from Polygon. Thank you so much.
I feel my real gamer status returning to me. Thank you boys.
Eric Andal welcome back
Justin's laughter in the background really makes this for me
hearing justin laugh off screen is the best thing
sockgate 2.0 begins
I spent this entire video being terrified for cell phones falling into a pool
I know this is potentially "too soon," but Cool Games Inc is too good of a show to let it die after Nick's departure. Might I suggest Tara or Pat or Simone as new co-hosts? It's just...I just started getting into the podcast like a month before everything went to shit.
Please put Pat in more Polygon stuff!
I can't believe I watched Nick and Simone jam out a reggie/keighley Hannibal AU.
Nick that is a pool crime
not under maritime law
It's funny because Tara was the most businesslike and brought the office/productivity vibes you'd expect to be boring, but somehow what Tara brought to the table was by far the most entertaining lol!
This was the best thing Polygon has every created. Please just do this every day. I love you all.
JUST ANTS/ANTZ™/AUNTS 2018 (2017?)
TARA!!!
I'm dying at Griffin in the background as they zoom on Nick and Simone lmao.
"Can you--can you just pour some of your drink in my drink? ... yumyumyumyumyum!"
14:30 :)
I love how it starts out relatively professional and slowly gets even more amazing.
Im uncomfortable with THIS many phones so close to THIS many water.
this is the best piece of video content of 2017
Best coverage of E3 2017 right here. Thank you sweet boys.
Simone’s laugh is the most important thing in my life