In The Grim Dark Of The Far Future There Is Only Ma`am

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  • @TheTrollVtuber
    @TheTrollVtuber  13 днів тому +23

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    • @mapsofbeing5937
      @mapsofbeing5937 13 днів тому

      40k is the one place I don't see a problem with the californian manjaw complex, since space marines being genetically modified freaks is lore-accurate anyways

    • @tahnadana5435
      @tahnadana5435 11 днів тому

      we have henry cavill to thank for this... if it wasnt for him and his weak pitch and chicken shit running after not getting what he wants, this wouldnt happened

  • @Danbotology
    @Danbotology 13 днів тому +899

    There's no such thing as a female Space Marine. Wallet stays closed.

    • @FilmFlam-8008
      @FilmFlam-8008 13 днів тому +53

      Well… looking at this… still isn’t.

    • @mikecampos1193
      @mikecampos1193 13 днів тому +46

      You know what the sisters of battle are then they could have had them in the game but they didn't.

    • @HPLovesCraftsCat
      @HPLovesCraftsCat 13 днів тому +84

      40k was compromised by tourists because they wouldn't gatekeep. Goodbye another male fantasy franchise.

    • @djscrawny1565
      @djscrawny1565 13 днів тому +11

      Apparently the empty promise of more money coming in is very enticing.

    • @Armory_4
      @Armory_4 13 днів тому +41

      ​@mikecampos1193 Apparently it's because the sisters of battle look too religious. Probably the Christian variety. I guarantee you if they looked like Muslims they would be praising them.

  • @dallahan7879
    @dallahan7879 13 днів тому +609

    Reminder that DEI lost companies several trillions of dollars in less than a year. Lets continue that trend.

    • @FORTEtheSECOND
      @FORTEtheSECOND 13 днів тому +30

      I have no issues with your chosen course of action. Let them have it, I say.

    • @VulpsVulps
      @VulpsVulps 13 днів тому

      Is not about the money, Black Rock can print gorrilions of dollars. Its about destroying the culture.

    • @Oblivius33
      @Oblivius33 13 днів тому +22

      Warhammer+, where this aired still has to earn a penny for Games Workshop.
      Probably one of the reasons why they keep on price gouging

    • @ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz
      @ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz 12 днів тому +33

      I can stay bored longer than they can stay in business.

    • @alessandrobaggi6129
      @alessandrobaggi6129 12 днів тому

      ...in the meantime many many people seem to be glad to eat DEI slop and even defend it online.
      Seems to me the plan is working as intended despite their losses (funders like BlackRock don't care about destroying companies for their goals or else they'd be wary of the money losses).
      We need to convince progressit and wokies that there has to be a limit: all equals is possible, trodding on current white men because of the past leads to disaster; if the latteris mandatory for them, they should be redirected towards rich people's legacies, those who benefitted from disparity, not everyone...

  • @thomasace2547
    @thomasace2547 13 днів тому +664

    At this point, the cult cannot even tell you what a woman is or looks like

    • @aj.j5833
      @aj.j5833 13 днів тому

      Body Type B you bigot!

    • @Xoruam
      @Xoruam 13 днів тому +62

      STOP NOTICING REEEEEEEEEE

    • @kiowah231
      @kiowah231 13 днів тому +19

      OY!!!

    • @gfdnnfnfgnfgn
      @gfdnnfnfgnfgn 13 днів тому +23

      OYYYYVEEEEEEEEEEY

    • @CaIadanBrood
      @CaIadanBrood 13 днів тому +18

      that is their aim, yes

  • @plumaDshinigami
    @plumaDshinigami 13 днів тому +646

    Just to be extra spiteful to Henry Cavill, they ensured that the Space Ma'am-rine looks manlier than him.

    • @Silverflower351
      @Silverflower351 13 днів тому +81

      At least you can see Cavill and see something attractive , however this character cant even tingle men or women alike 😅

    • @MrMuelltube
      @MrMuelltube 13 днів тому +68

      @@Silverflower351 "That's a Woman?" - The Lorax

    • @Silverflower351
      @Silverflower351 13 днів тому +20

      @@MrMuelltube more like what is a woman?

    • @yassinefarah2423
      @yassinefarah2423 13 днів тому

      ​@@Silverflower351It's a face only orks will make fun of.

    • @sojalemmi1515
      @sojalemmi1515 12 днів тому

      ​@@Silverflower351unless you're just some far right bigot, a woman is simply a woman. A woman is as a woman does. What is a woman? A woman is an adult human girl.

  • @jon131
    @jon131 13 днів тому +253

    Giga Karen. She IS the manager.

    • @SilesianWarrior
      @SilesianWarrior 13 днів тому +16

      It's heresy to the utmost degree but i can't help myself imagining her, being like "i need to talk to your supervisor"
      After ripping Abaddon's arms off, again.

    • @HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR
      @HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR 13 днів тому +25

      Ma'amager*

    • @Kris.G
      @Kris.G 12 днів тому +3

      @@HANKHILLFORTXGOVERNOR take my upvote and get out

    • @GabrielBoorom
      @GabrielBoorom 12 днів тому +7

      She eats other managers and grows stronger.

    • @SterileNeutrino
      @SterileNeutrino 12 днів тому +2

      She manages the manager

  • @nickjohnson410
    @nickjohnson410 13 днів тому +266

    "She" looks like my college house mate. He was a 6'3, 250lb football player from Switzerland.

  • @silentnight3192
    @silentnight3192 13 днів тому +380

    This woman takes your girl with that jawline.

    • @LandStrider23
      @LandStrider23 12 днів тому +17

      "Woman"

    • @totallyalpharius507
      @totallyalpharius507 12 днів тому +19

      Joke's on her. I'm a Warhammer fan. I don't have a girl.

    • @GabrielBoorom
      @GabrielBoorom 12 днів тому

      Imagine the person who 1. Finds this attractive and 2. Makes stories and scenarios where this alleged "woman" takes a small harem of women...

    • @GabrielBoorom
      @GabrielBoorom 12 днів тому +9

      ​@@LandStrider23
      Translation: "Wuh-mon", strange alien parasite that feeds off the energy of other creatures. Its host body is actually a colony of various other organisms that have been mutated to serve various biological functions.

    • @Shimapan
      @Shimapan 12 днів тому +1

      ​@@GabrielBooromthat would make sense if it was like the parasites in stargate

  • @aj.j5833
    @aj.j5833 13 днів тому +291

    I blame Fairy Odd Parents for the Chin. It's all their fault.

  • @tonyrobbins6714
    @tonyrobbins6714 13 днів тому +308

    And here we witness the spiritual death of a franchise.

    • @HPLovesCraftsCat
      @HPLovesCraftsCat 13 днів тому +14

      🪦⚰️

    • @jimvenanzio6561
      @jimvenanzio6561 12 днів тому

      *BUT WHERE IS OUR SPIRITUAL LIEGE!!! MATT WARD???!! WHERE ARE YOU!??! HAVE YOU TURNED TO THE SIDE OF DARKNESS AND LATE-STAGE CAPITALISM TOO?!!*

    • @sirp7394
      @sirp7394 11 днів тому

      With space marine 2 gonna attract the Normies it’s gonna go all down hill form here

    • @Vihara2
      @Vihara2 8 днів тому +1

      It's a doomed franchise, the emperor is gonna be trans within 2 years, just because of the whole female-only living saints thing.

  • @588holly
    @588holly 13 днів тому +368

    Chaos has taken the galaxy. Slaanesh has consumed GW soul completely.

    • @ashardalondragnipurake
      @ashardalondragnipurake 13 днів тому +50

      dont blame poor slaanesh for this
      she wants everyone to look like twink elves, not this

    • @thomasace2547
      @thomasace2547 13 днів тому +35

      @@588holly “there has always been since the first 10,000” is really Tzeenchian tbh

    • @fireraider98
      @fireraider98 13 днів тому +9

      It's secretly an orc 😂

    • @Sephvion
      @Sephvion 13 днів тому

      If you think about it, each of the Chaos Gods are represented by these nutcases. Tzeentch with the contradictory academia/political field. Slaanesh with their excessive pride and strive for "moral perfection." Khorne with their antifa, riots, etc. Nurgle their their body positivity. We can even do Malal with their self-destruction (we've seen them just hurting their own causes and the "you're not left enough").

    • @jadedlotuz5095
      @jadedlotuz5095 13 днів тому

      Could be a collaboration of all the Chaos patreons, taking controll of GW (and the modern media). Nurgle infected their brains, Tzeentch planed the gaslitting and PR, Slaanesh lured the masses with spices and false desires and Khorne served the jawlines.

  • @CitizenRule
    @CitizenRule 13 днів тому +198

    According to the new rules, female Custodes will have a berserker rage ability, but only for three days a month. What did Games Workshop mean by that?

    • @CitizenRule
      @CitizenRule 13 днів тому +58

      Every time you give a female Custodes unit an order, you have to roll a "Mansplaining" penalty. Strange. And if your "female" Custodes have beards, they suffer an automatic 40% casualty hit before the game even starts. Because of the "self harm" trait. Where do these rules come from?

    • @elusivemayfly7534
      @elusivemayfly7534 13 днів тому +14

      LOL, dang, I only get the berserker-strength cry ability once a month.

    • @snowfang467
      @snowfang467 13 днів тому +20

      @@elusivemayfly7534 you just need to inject moar testortunre and you too can have chin that sharp with rage this potent

    • @elusivemayfly7534
      @elusivemayfly7534 13 днів тому +8

      @@snowfang467 LOL, Chad me up!

    • @mikzpwnz_3199
      @mikzpwnz_3199 13 днів тому

      Shame they weren't in the pre-8th ed rules, then they would have Hatred (Males).

  • @ricardomilos10
    @ricardomilos10 13 днів тому +262

    Literally a man

    • @anon2752
      @anon2752 12 днів тому

      Yes, in order for female super soldiers to even make sense they would have to have all of their female features stripped from them. No time for menstrual cycles or custom armor to fit breasts in them. They would get rid of those. They would essential genetically engineer them into men, for more muscle mass and bone density aswell.
      But watch these characters still have feminine voices, but not be allowed to look like women.

    • @GabrielBoorom
      @GabrielBoorom 12 днів тому +25

      "Date me, bigot!"

    • @machinedieselx4767
      @machinedieselx4767 12 днів тому

      Dommy Mommy Custodes wants to step on you.

    • @christophebedouret9813
      @christophebedouret9813 12 днів тому +18

      "IT IS MA'AM!"

    • @zielisawzielony9366
      @zielisawzielony9366 12 днів тому

      They even grafted 2 gene seeds for better testosterone production.

  • @gothicpando
    @gothicpando 13 днів тому +118

    AH, FINALLY A FEMALE OGRIN!!!!!!! THANK YOU GW!!!!! SO MUCH DIVERSITY!!!!

    • @SgtBuck01
      @SgtBuck01 13 днів тому +8

      New Darktide character looks neat

    • @matthiasthulman4058
      @matthiasthulman4058 12 днів тому +13

      Make this a meme. Start posting this everywhere as the new female Ogrin model, praising it etc play it completely serious.
      Just to see what happens

    • @Александр911-х6л
      @Александр911-х6л 12 днів тому

      ​@matthiasthulman4058 happens - concord Green femoid😂

  • @buttertool6211
    @buttertool6211 13 днів тому +239

    I'm not kidding, it looks like one of the Sororitas got hit with one of those mewing filters lol

    • @Machiavelli225
      @Machiavelli225 13 днів тому +28

      Slaanesh finally corrupted a Sister of Battle lmao

    • @elusivemayfly7534
      @elusivemayfly7534 13 днів тому +8

      LOL, I actually just posted a comment to that effect. Should have read yours first!

    • @vitaliyred622
      @vitaliyred622 13 днів тому +3

      That's funny because this is the opposite of what they showed Sororitas look like

  • @funguy398
    @funguy398 13 днів тому +191

    You don't understand, Vee, she looks exactly like Games Workshop female sculpt face.
    There is a reason why people buy other companies female heads packs.

    • @TheFatalcrest
      @TheFatalcrest 13 днів тому +25

      😂 my friend plays SoBs. He loooooved helmets when he saw the faces

    • @martinkafka9510
      @martinkafka9510 12 днів тому +14

      ​@@TheFatalcrest My SoB army is fully helmeted with the exception of custom heads imported from China.

    • @darkmistress1980
      @darkmistress1980 12 днів тому +6

      i was excited to see SoB's new range. then i saw their "butter" and was grossed out. sad thing is i think the 'Eavy metal painter darren lathem helped sculpt that range

    • @dean_l33
      @dean_l33 7 днів тому

      One of the main reason why the female space marine WAAAY back didn't launch off

  • @langbo9999
    @langbo9999 13 днів тому +104

    Austin Powers: That's Not a Woman that's a man man.

    • @Ojthemighty
      @Ojthemighty 13 днів тому +6

      Oh behave

    • @JimTerry-rw9pv
      @JimTerry-rw9pv 12 днів тому +1

      Oh shiit I didn't see this comment and made a similar comment nice.

    • @MetallicBlade
      @MetallicBlade 12 днів тому +9

      "That's a MAN, baby..."

    • @KiraSlith
      @KiraSlith 12 днів тому

      Literally the first thing I thought after I realized Vee didn't forget to switch slides.

  • @Snakedude4life
    @Snakedude4life 13 днів тому +350

    Oh yes, the most powerful Karen.
    She knows the manager.
    🎩
    🐍 no step on snek!🇺🇸🇭🇰

  • @archlordv3494
    @archlordv3494 12 днів тому +21

    "The rewards of tolerance are treachery and betrayal."

  • @Noname-cm5gy
    @Noname-cm5gy 13 днів тому +108

    "its a female space marine" Then define female

  • @Mhaakify
    @Mhaakify 13 днів тому +93

    It's just a dude with braided hair, what are we doing here?

    • @elusivemayfly7534
      @elusivemayfly7534 13 днів тому +21

      And a dude’s hairline

    • @GabrielBoorom
      @GabrielBoorom 12 днів тому

      Trying to subvert heteronormative children.

    • @GabrielBoorom
      @GabrielBoorom 12 днів тому

      Brainwashing children to desire ugliness.

    • @AQS521
      @AQS521 11 днів тому

      The layers and layers of irony is just insane. They went from wanting more female representation, to forcing it, to replacing male roles with women, and now to replacing the females with women who look and act exactly like men

    • @JustAboutTime
      @JustAboutTime 10 днів тому

      I imagine that an actual man will have bigger breasts than this *woman*

  • @AnikiSkywrestler
    @AnikiSkywrestler 13 днів тому +109

    In not even a single piece of official Warhammer 40k Thousand material was it mentioned or even vaguely suggested that the Adeptus Custodes are comprised of both men and women. Not only that, but reminder that Games Workshop sells plastic miniatures as part of the Warhammer 40k Thousand tabletop game, to this day, not a single official sculpt/model of a female Adeptus Custodes has existed. But according to GW, Adeptus Custodes have always been both men and women, since the very start.
    Bold strategy, Cotton, let's see how this plays out for them.

    • @Ojthemighty
      @Ojthemighty 13 днів тому +13

      Its just 40K not 40k thousand.
      The K stands for thousand.

    • @mikzpwnz_3199
      @mikzpwnz_3199 13 днів тому +17

      Also doesn't it steal the thunder of the actual female version of custodes: the Sisters of silence? You know the ones that while not having the physical prowess of the custodes, have the null ability to make psychic beings , the custodes kryptonite, and daemons practically harmless, two talons of The Emperor that complement each other to make a formidable force?

    • @denkerbosu3551
      @denkerbosu3551 12 днів тому +3

      @@mikzpwnz_3199 they want yours, that's all there's to it

    • @anon2752
      @anon2752 12 днів тому

      Well, based on this picture it seems "female" custodes are just male custodes who identify as female and not ones in a biological sense.

    • @lillsquirt2
      @lillsquirt2 12 днів тому

      They added female custodies in the previous codex. And said they always exist. With zero mention or models before. They continue with the retcon

  • @bigdot2355
    @bigdot2355 13 днів тому +87

    The Sisters of Battle and Sisters of Silence didn't exist just to be overshadowed by a Ma'am!

    • @Krunchtastic727
      @Krunchtastic727 13 днів тому

      I see the sisterhood begrudgingly accepting transtodes in the bathrooms

    • @bobbyhumphrey199
      @bobbyhumphrey199 12 днів тому

      Replaced women with dudes they say are women... sounds like their m.o.

  • @shmeagol
    @shmeagol 13 днів тому +64

    Ivan Drag-O. She must break you.

  • @Blerwerler
    @Blerwerler 13 днів тому +122

    That’s Dolph Lungren

    • @elusivemayfly7534
      @elusivemayfly7534 13 днів тому +7

      😂😂😂

    • @DanielDorn-tr7tw
      @DanielDorn-tr7tw 13 днів тому +17

      Lolph Dungren

    • @Bjorick
      @Bjorick 13 днів тому +19

      She will break you!

    • @kimmogensen4888
      @kimmogensen4888 13 днів тому +9

      Definitely a Swedish male, they love the long haired, try google there male handball and football teams 😂

    • @kimmogensen4888
      @kimmogensen4888 13 днів тому +2

      I appreciate have not been following the news for some time, today Swedish sports are not worse than danish sports when it comes to long hair men, but especially in the 1980s they almost all had svenskerhår Swedish haircut, a favorite mockery line among comedians in Denmark. But they look men once again 😃

  • @pasalasaga
    @pasalasaga 13 днів тому +161

    Adeptus Custodes Body Type-B.

    • @asahearts1
      @asahearts1 13 днів тому +9

      Adept Body Guards Type-B says g-translate lol

    • @SterileNeutrino
      @SterileNeutrino 12 днів тому +6

      More like Body Type T

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 11 днів тому

      Adept Body Guards Type-B

    • @asahearts1
      @asahearts1 11 днів тому

      @@SterileNeutrino The ol' Model T. You can get it in any color so long as it's black.

  • @dogwoodhillbilly
    @dogwoodhillbilly 13 днів тому +95

    It's the Nega-Chin!

  • @Retromancer_Rackham
    @Retromancer_Rackham 13 днів тому +45

    If this is the design they come up with, we can be satisfied with the fact there are still no female custodians.

  • @FreaKzero
    @FreaKzero 13 днів тому +47

    Thats Blazkowicz on Estrogen Therapy
    ITS MA'AM!

  • @ariyune7007
    @ariyune7007 13 днів тому +118

    Couldn't they at least make them look pretty? It really is true that they make characters ugly these days to try and obfuscate what real men/women look like.

    • @TheMrToxin
      @TheMrToxin 13 днів тому +48

      They are Western (UK), so no they couldn't, it's literally impossible.

    • @dantewilliams2757
      @dantewilliams2757 13 днів тому

      It’s to pander to trans people

    • @GenericProtagonist7
      @GenericProtagonist7 13 днів тому +40

      They can, they're doing this intentionally.

    • @gothicpando
      @gothicpando 13 днів тому +39

      Oh no no no, that would attract the "male gaze". And we all know we can't possibly have that in this predominantly male space now can we? They aren't trying to infiltrate or anything, that is crazy talk...

    • @longloco1
      @longloco1 13 днів тому

      You really miss the point of 40k if you think she is suppossed to look atractive, They are a roided up to the infinite degree, space marines are also to this extent but you are so culture war brained that you miss the point of it

  • @defectiveindustries
    @defectiveindustries 13 днів тому +118

    This is why The Great Devourer wins

    • @dollarsignmexican
      @dollarsignmexican 13 днів тому +6

      Nuh uh, Lord Garmadon used the golden weapons to kill it in season 1.

    • @LordNithilus
      @LordNithilus 13 днів тому +16

      Not even the great devourer can consume that entire chin.

    • @JudgeNicodemus
      @JudgeNicodemus 13 днів тому +8

      Either the Hivemind noms the Galaxy or the Necrons do a clean sweep with the celestial orrery after being annoyed enough.

    • @rOvertJustice
      @rOvertJustice 13 днів тому +10

      @@LordNithilus LOL the Great Devourer loses his appetite just looking at that 'thing.'

  • @johnkilcer
    @johnkilcer 13 днів тому +52

    Literaly the "Its ma'm." Meme

    • @akira8393
      @akira8393 12 днів тому

      I thought that it was mewing🤣

    • @johnkilcer
      @johnkilcer 11 днів тому

      @@akira8393 its natural. Lol

  • @gundamdetractor337
    @gundamdetractor337 13 днів тому +72

    genetically enhanced mewing with double chin: "women".

    • @machinedieselx4767
      @machinedieselx4767 12 днів тому +3

      Sylvester Stallone would be envious of those facial features. What a chad. Uh. I mean Boss Queen Chad.

    • @akira8393
      @akira8393 12 днів тому +1

      Nah she's mewing. She's bussin no cap😂

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 11 днів тому

      🤫🧏‍♀️

    • @gundamdetractor337
      @gundamdetractor337 11 днів тому +1

      @@Flesh_Wizard
      🚮

  • @brandonnotsowise2640
    @brandonnotsowise2640 13 днів тому +59

    Stan Smith called. He wants his chin back.

  • @hendreor.m6685
    @hendreor.m6685 13 днів тому +63

    If someone just told me that is an image of a Blood Angel space marine guy i would have believed

    • @joaogabrielsilvadarosa9734
      @joaogabrielsilvadarosa9734 13 днів тому +9

      I don't. I would be incredibly offended if someone told me this pseudo-imperial fist reject was a blood angel.

    • @IsmaelSantos-xv9qf
      @IsmaelSantos-xv9qf 11 днів тому +1

      @@joaogabrielsilvadarosa9734 Nah, that monstrosity clearly was using the genseed of the 3rd. We knew Cawl would frak it like that.

    • @TheBayzent
      @TheBayzent 11 днів тому +1

      Dark Angel. There is a distinct lack of Crimson to be a Blood Angel.

  • @patrickholt8782
    @patrickholt8782 13 днів тому +58

    “We have never drawn a woman but they want us to add one! What do we do!!!”

  • @falsehero2001
    @falsehero2001 13 днів тому +17

    This is Handsome Squidward. Look at it and tell me this thing is not just Handsome Squidward.

  • @Beriorn
    @Beriorn 13 днів тому +47

    Space Marine of the Crimson Chins chapter.

  • @cmbaz1140
    @cmbaz1140 13 днів тому +48

    ...it was obvious...they will destroy what you love...

    • @IsmaelSantos-xv9qf
      @IsmaelSantos-xv9qf 11 днів тому

      Indeed.
      When it comes to the woke, it is always Malice

  • @Lightzy1
    @Lightzy1 13 днів тому +28

    Technically she's a custodian, but still enough for me to take them up on their offer of "you will not be missed bigot". I'm out

    • @ranulfthevast2180
      @ranulfthevast2180 13 днів тому +12

      That makes it seem a bit worse; custodes are to space Marines as space Marines are to humans - best of best of best - so it's a safe easy 'win' over the poster boys. The mentality is pretty brazen, and GW is insulting our intelligence thinking we dont see it.

    • @stillcantbesilencedevennow
      @stillcantbesilencedevennow 13 днів тому +6

      Same. I'm hesitant to even buy the video games at this point. Used to spend thousands on plastic Crack. No más.

    • @nocturnaljoe9543
      @nocturnaljoe9543 12 днів тому +1

      @@stillcantbesilencedevennow I hear you.

  • @enovos3138
    @enovos3138 13 днів тому +12

    They waited to release this because they thought the hype for space marine 2 would mask it

  • @inzyniertv9305
    @inzyniertv9305 13 днів тому +237

    Supreme Aryan Woman perfect for the 1940s German Womans Fashion

    • @boggeddown778
      @boggeddown778 13 днів тому +82

      The Nazis un-ironically had a better standard for how women should be.

    • @wolfscareglow2425
      @wolfscareglow2425 13 днів тому +42

      ​@@boggeddown778 ofc they had better standarts, this are Chewish standarts!

    • @mrorigen
      @mrorigen 13 днів тому +8

      I need a polish friend

    • @Retromancer_Rackham
      @Retromancer_Rackham 13 днів тому +20

      What woman, I just see a dude.

    • @non-applicable3548
      @non-applicable3548 13 днів тому +6

      Uhhh based?

  • @Alvarezpl
    @Alvarezpl 13 днів тому +28

    The Last of Us 40k.

  • @588holly
    @588holly 13 днів тому +32

    Thank god this happened. I was about to spend money on space marine 2

  • @nomadman5288
    @nomadman5288 13 днів тому +18

    It's nice to see Ivan Drago can still get work after all these years.

  • @reviewspiteras
    @reviewspiteras 13 днів тому +24

    That "woman" looks as the blond version of the "woman" that won this year olympic boxing. I guess in the future is more common to have extra cromosomes lmao.

  • @heroesunited2686
    @heroesunited2686 13 днів тому +39

    Not buying it. I won’t support game workshop anymore.

  • @lazylonewolf
    @lazylonewolf 13 днів тому +22

    If only this weren't WH40k, this would be memed as Gigachad's wife

  • @shadowpigglet
    @shadowpigglet 13 днів тому +13

    My wife’s ONLY interest in gaming, is creating a hot female character for me to play. If there are enough options, she can spend an hour making her perfect! And she’s really good at it.

    • @Svoorhout85
      @Svoorhout85 12 днів тому +1

      I knew some women who are absolute artists in the Sims 4's creata-a-sim. They make near photorealistic renditions of celebrities. I believe women have an unherent talent for this stuff.

    • @Xplora213
      @Xplora213 11 днів тому +1

      This is weird but if it’s working for you, why not. My lady has been treating breath of the wild like animal crossing for years now.

  • @darthkaton
    @darthkaton 13 днів тому +36

    By the throne, what is this heresy?!

  • @ПавелПаршин-к4ю
    @ПавелПаршин-к4ю 13 днів тому +24

    - My lord...
    - It's "My lady"! Motherkracker, call me lord again and I'll show you lord!
    "Angrily walking away and kick random servitor out of way before leaving".

    • @solusaldrain
      @solusaldrain 12 днів тому

      "She must be releasing geneseed this cycle. "

  • @Neil.02
    @Neil.02 13 днів тому +24

    Tyranid invasions aren't supposed to be an instruction manual.

    • @agamemnonofmycenae5258
      @agamemnonofmycenae5258 12 днів тому

      Nidds need to fucking hurry up and consume this rotten franchise!

    • @defectiveindustries
      @defectiveindustries 12 днів тому

      @@agamemnonofmycenae5258 The Hive Mind doesn't want this filth. They can't do anything with it

    • @T-Ball-o
      @T-Ball-o 10 днів тому +1

      *Trannoid

  • @TheMrToxin
    @TheMrToxin 13 днів тому +26

    Meanwhile on Tokyo Game Show this month, they'll announce a ton of new (gacha) games that all have beautiful characters in them. All of the western IPs are lost, literally all of them, so I just abandon them completely and play exclusively Eastern games/shows etc.

    • @DarkCT
      @DarkCT 13 днів тому +6

      just keep in mind Japan is bending to the same stuff, so be vigilant.

    • @Impostor39890
      @Impostor39890 12 днів тому

      @@DarkCT China exists, and they're having their own gaming renaissance, and Korea being the most vain country on earth will never let the ugly trend flourish.

  • @ranulfthevast2180
    @ranulfthevast2180 13 днів тому +10

    It's funny; now that I think on it this is exactly how people theorized a woman getting turned into a space Marine would look after all of the chemicals and the surgeries and indoctrination. Hrm, last sentence was a bit more topical than expected...

  • @conradflanagan5003
    @conradflanagan5003 13 днів тому +43

    Vee, technically it isn't a Space Marine, it's a Custodes (one of the Emperor's personal bodyguards). They were still said to be all male through the last 30 years of lore, and I'm certain that this is just them getting the foot in the door in order to create female Space Marines later on, but for now Space Marines are left as the only male-only faction in 40k where once there had been 2.

    • @AnikiSkywrestler
      @AnikiSkywrestler 13 днів тому +16

      In not even a single piece of official Warhammer 40k Thousand material was it mentioned or even vaguely suggested that the Adeptus Custodes are comprised of both men and women. Not only that, but reminder that Games Workshop sells plastic miniatures as part of the Warhammer 40k tabletop game, to this day, not a single official sculpt/model of a female Adeptus Custodes has existed. But according to GW, Adeptus Custodes have always been both men and women, since the very start.
      Bold strategy, Cotton, let's see how this plays out for them.

    • @conradflanagan5003
      @conradflanagan5003 13 днів тому +17

      @@AnikiSkywrestler I know, it's a very recent change that they tried to slip in on the sly in the recent Custodes codex, which then became a nuclear event in the fandom when it reached Twitter. They've done nothing with it since until now, and the drama's flaring up again.
      The worst part is that, while I still never would have accepted it because I know that the only reason for this change is to pander to leftist, they could easily have been so much smarter and non-lore breaking with how they introduced them.
      But it's too late for that now. They're here, GW's doubling down, and they will likely be a gaping wound in the 40k fandom for years.

    • @stillcantbesilencedevennow
      @stillcantbesilencedevennow 13 днів тому +7

      ​@conradflanagan5003 me and my brother used to spend thousands on armies and paint etc. Now we save money, buy survival stuff, and watch the bedlam. Strange way for them to make us hate everything, but it seems to genuinely be their angle. They had sisters of battle, dunno why that wasn't enough. Ok, do a sisters of silence sub army. Nah, gotta ruin at least ONE "bois only club". It's not about good characters, never was.

    • @conradflanagan5003
      @conradflanagan5003 13 днів тому +12

      @@stillcantbesilencedevennow It's about taking away what you love, not creating anything that they would enjoy. We are dealing with envious and spiteful people.
      It's sad to me that GW can't be hurt by a general boycott nowadays. They're simply too big for it to work. Any attempted boycott must be targeted and specific. Warhammer+ and Custodes models themselves being the obvious targets.
      Still, I just don't see any energy for boycotts, or ensuring that community displeasure is felt by the corpos, in almost any fandom anymore. Normies will just consume endlessly, and so many others seem so used to mediocrity that they won't even bother to complain as things continually get worse. It's pretty disheartening, honestly.

    • @denkerbosu3551
      @denkerbosu3551 12 днів тому +1

      @@conradflanagan5003 I doubt it's normies consooming WH40K models, the gamers would probably eat this one up.

  • @FoxyCAMTV
    @FoxyCAMTV 13 днів тому +19

    Retro on emulators people.....
    #finishthebacklog
    Save money.
    Save sanity.
    Save gaming.

    • @iaindickinson3120
      @iaindickinson3120 12 днів тому

      Been playing smaller games. October is coming up and it's put me back in the mood for horror, so I've gone back to Resident Evil, Dead Space, and smaller ones like phasmophobia and MetaPhysical. My sanity repairs despite zombies, aliens and ghosts trying to kill me lol

    • @wildansaladin8728
      @wildansaladin8728 12 днів тому +1

      This is what I've been doing for the past 5 years. I'm having a good time.

  • @CharlesUrban
    @CharlesUrban 13 днів тому +4

    They demanded that women be a part of an all-male faction, only to make the women in this faction even more masculine than the men. And yet this is not seen as misogynistic.

  • @thelegendaryklobb2879
    @thelegendaryklobb2879 12 днів тому +5

    Ivan Drago's twin sister
    "I will break you"

  • @AnikiSkywrestler
    @AnikiSkywrestler 13 днів тому +15

    No, she looks like that Superman handsome face meme with the square ass jawline. At this stage, the edits are not a matter of 'if', but 'when'.

  • @OneKauz
    @OneKauz 13 днів тому +12

    I'm guessing they took 8 years & $200 mill to make that wahman!

  • @ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz
    @ALovelyBunchOfDragonballz 12 днів тому +5

    [closes wallet]
    _Im doing my part_
    I can stay bored longer than they can stay in business.

  • @hariman7727
    @hariman7727 13 днів тому +6

    It's also worth noting that the people who demand THEY be depicted and that they can't identify with people who look different from them either lack empathy or are so selfish they refuse to empathize with people who don't look like them.
    And that's rather sad, because I can identify with and empathize with characters who both don't look with me and who are female because there's other things to look at that we have in common.

  • @lobaoguara2332
    @lobaoguara2332 13 днів тому +14

    Henry Cavill could cosplay this character

  • @kui118
    @kui118 13 днів тому +12

    Captain Bogdanoff of the Imperial Chins, I presume?

  • @leolotar6730
    @leolotar6730 13 днів тому +7

    Seriously if you didn't point out that This is supposed to be a female, I'd call you a liar and say this was a emperor's children space marine. 🤷😑

  • @greatclubsandwich5612
    @greatclubsandwich5612 12 днів тому +5

    Abby has travelled through space and time to beat the God Emperor to death with a chain 9 iron...

  • @vmonk722
    @vmonk722 13 днів тому +7

    Embrace Noi. Reject whatever this is supposed to be.

  • @fnym9rdsavsffdik9a25
    @fnym9rdsavsffdik9a25 13 днів тому +13

    Going to be honest as a dude I would have loved to have a jawline like that "woman", I would just flash the jawline and I would be drowning in a matter of minutes

    • @Svoorhout85
      @Svoorhout85 12 днів тому

      I knew a guy who had a jawline like that. But he got it from clenching his teeth all the time from meth. This tells me "mewing" and other jaw exercises can work.

    • @fnym9rdsavsffdik9a25
      @fnym9rdsavsffdik9a25 12 днів тому +1

      @@Svoorhout85 it is true that mewing do "work" but it gives you teeth problems and other jaw problems that are really painful, losing all your teeth before 35 is not exactly worth it, the fact that most meth "connoisseurs" tend to have most of their teeth pulled do not exactly inspire confidence.

  • @hmmmninjas
    @hmmmninjas 13 днів тому +5

    Does GW know that molded plastic is worth less and less by the minute? Well, they sure ass hell are speeding up the process. 3dprinter goes brrrrrrr hours.

  • @Emperor.Arasaka
    @Emperor.Arasaka 13 днів тому +8

    Abby in Warhammer 40,000 universe

  • @CandyBoinz
    @CandyBoinz 12 днів тому +4

    She really got that "Something went wrong with the cloning vat and the tech priest responsible for this f**k up is getting demoted to a servitor" kinda look

  • @ClockworkAlex
    @ClockworkAlex 13 днів тому +39

    WTF is that. lol

    • @aj.j5833
      @aj.j5833 13 днів тому +11

      Body type B. How do you knot know this?

    • @ClockworkAlex
      @ClockworkAlex 13 днів тому

      @@aj.j5833 AB -

    • @TheMrToxin
      @TheMrToxin 13 днів тому +6

      It's a western IP. They all look like that over there, how can you still be surprised after this is happening for years now...

    • @ClockworkAlex
      @ClockworkAlex 13 днів тому +7

      @@TheMrToxin It's funny how stupid it looks.

    • @majormajorasic
      @majormajorasic 12 днів тому

      Type B human male.

  • @hadiferlan3760
    @hadiferlan3760 13 днів тому +15

    That's a woman?

    • @T-Ball-o
      @T-Ball-o 10 днів тому

      Scared, chud?

  • @Dynamitethedrummer
    @Dynamitethedrummer 12 днів тому +4

    there's a fine line between thicc and M1 Abrams build.

  • @orenjineko646
    @orenjineko646 13 днів тому +2

    Remember Demi Moore in the GI Jane? She's practically bald in that movie, and she still looks hot. Even female soldiers in real life don't look like a "ma'am".

  • @CapitalTeeth
    @CapitalTeeth 13 днів тому +5

    Wallet sealed.
    Not supporting this manly jawline industrial complex.

  • @reb3102
    @reb3102 13 днів тому +2

    No one knows what a woman looks like today. Certainly, no artist. Well, artists from Asia do. Apparently, they are the only ones that still have the skill.

  • @HiddenRefuge
    @HiddenRefuge 13 днів тому +8

    Giga Karen will make you obey.

  • @brei2670
    @brei2670 13 днів тому +6

    I think the whole idea is stupid, because it makes sense that women aren't naturally strong enough to even survive the procedures, BUT if they actually put women through the same procedure that the men go through, the whole genetic modifications etc, she'd probably start looking like this, no matter if she was ever beautiful. Look at female bodybuilders who took it too far. And Space Marines are definitely taking it too far. A sexy, slender woman would be highly unrealistic in the context. If men aren't able to do the job without being turned into hulking monsters, why would women? They should even give them weirdly deep voices, too, imo.

    • @nachi6808
      @nachi6808 13 днів тому +4

      The weakest rational thinker (compliment)

    • @defectiveindustries
      @defectiveindustries 13 днів тому +4

      Why would you even do that?
      Start with less, then you'd be forced to use more resources and engineering to get the same result you were already getting

    • @brei2670
      @brei2670 13 днів тому +2

      @@defectiveindustries I said I think the whole idea is stupid, but if we assume that it can be done successfully, then we should also assume that it works just as well, because I can't see them doing it for DEI reasons in the Warhammer universe...
      Ultimately I don't care. I'm not a fan, so I can think about it in a relatively unbiased way. I ofc KNOW why it's being done, meaning stupid DEI BS, and that alone deserves contempt, imo. If I wasn't already not consuming any of their products, I might stop doing it over this.
      I'm just saying that in the context of the universe, and the context of space marine modifications (and custodes go through the same, if not more procedures, right?) it does make sense that she wouldn't be pretty. Hell, I think it's amazing she doesn't have to shave after all of it :P

  • @Accursed4life
    @Accursed4life 13 днів тому +8

    Who needs a dozer blade when you can just strap that to the front of your predator tank, Yikes.

  • @Bonko78
    @Bonko78 11 днів тому +2

    It's funny that they put make-up on her because if they hadn't, this character would have absolutely zero feminine features --- and they apparently know it.

  • @SilesianWarrior
    @SilesianWarrior 13 днів тому +3

    Do women even care about 40k? I can't even get my female friends to play Talisman, let alone warhammer.

  • @SpartanTrigger
    @SpartanTrigger 13 днів тому +6

    My God, I wish I had a jaw in line like that

  • @aj.j5833
    @aj.j5833 13 днів тому +8

    I'm positive many here who can make an ugly character like that lovable. Issue isn't they are just physically ugly, they are also ugly on the inside and their personalities completely rotten. I know we be able create a very physically ugly female character that people loves, feel for (not necessary romantically), what to hang out with, think is a cool character.

    • @williamdrum9899
      @williamdrum9899 12 днів тому

      They could but that's too much effort so they just take the male character and add longer hair

    • @aj.j5833
      @aj.j5833 12 днів тому

      @@williamdrum9899 I seriously doubt they could even if they tried. Require them to be able to empathizes and stop thinking about themselves for one second and requires a bit of creativity as well.

  • @Ojthemighty
    @Ojthemighty 13 днів тому +5

    They rammed an African black ultramarine into the new space marine game, not buying. Ill spend my money on the shadows of the damned remaster

  • @yassinefarah2423
    @yassinefarah2423 13 днів тому +4

    Even the Orks would make fun of that face.

  • @Begbras
    @Begbras 11 днів тому +2

    Peoples not getting the situation : ''ugh she so ugly''.
    My brother in the Emperor, she not even suposed to exist...

  • @Mayoegg
    @Mayoegg 13 днів тому +4

    adepta sororitas: are we a joke to you?

  • @obrians-brown1307
    @obrians-brown1307 13 днів тому +5

    Looks like they gave it the gigachad filter meme i see going around.😂😂😂

  • @pensador6953
    @pensador6953 12 днів тому +3

    The emperor demands frugality.
    No unnecessary spending

  • @LordNithilus
    @LordNithilus 13 днів тому +4

    Finally! Body type B's can now see themselves in tabletop wargaming.

  • @pasalasaga
    @pasalasaga 13 днів тому +13

    Thank God, in all his glory, it's not on the game.

    • @stillcantbesilencedevennow
      @stillcantbesilencedevennow 13 днів тому

      Which game?

    • @pasalasaga
      @pasalasaga 13 днів тому +3

      @@stillcantbesilencedevennow Space Marine II

    • @stillcantbesilencedevennow
      @stillcantbesilencedevennow 13 днів тому

      @@pasalasaga whew. I was debating buying it, buy I've been boycotting GW for a few years now. On the fence about it.

    • @pasalasaga
      @pasalasaga 13 днів тому

      @@stillcantbesilencedevennow I have being a fan for less than 2 years. And I booked this game like a month before the whole Custodes Ma'amhood.
      I was going to move from Star Wars galaxy to the Wh40k galaxy, and was hyped about It.

    • @Klongu_Da_Bongu
      @Klongu_Da_Bongu 12 днів тому +1

      ​@@pasalasagaTitus new squad looking kind of diverse tho. "we wuz space marines n shieeeet"

  • @an0nycat
    @an0nycat 12 днів тому +2

    She has a face like a poster from the 1930s-1945 and pigtails like a Valkyrie. 😅😅

  • @getthegoons
    @getthegoons 13 днів тому +5

    Pretty sure his haircut is out of regulation. Emperor's Children?

  • @boychowskibrothers
    @boychowskibrothers 11 днів тому +1

    that is exactly what I imagined "female" Custodes would look like... like Martyn Ford in drag.

  • @YarugumaSou
    @YarugumaSou 12 днів тому +3

    Suddenly the lore matters to them. Just like suddenly "realism" and "practicality" matter to (only female) characters. But the moment someone mention a gun is fired incorrectly or a vehicle is operated unrealistically, then suddenly "who cares, it's fiction, why so mad etc etc" start flooding your replies.

  • @ghoulbuster1
    @ghoulbuster1 8 днів тому +1

    I refuse to acknowledge this heresy.

  • @gossamera4665
    @gossamera4665 13 днів тому +3

    Y'know, I've never liked the smurfs, 40k would be many times better if the human side consisted only of the Imperial Guard. It's a lot more inspiring, says a lot about the human spirit, rather than some mutant who fell in a tank and then fell in another tank.

  • @sirg-had8821
    @sirg-had8821 11 днів тому +2

    So they made the female custodes look like an aryan Uber mensch.
    The austrian painter would have loved this.

  • @hariman7727
    @hariman7727 13 днів тому +5

    The real shame of this is that the Adeptus Sororitas were half a step below Space Marines, but they did it by force of will, faith in the emperor, and sheer grit.
    But now the women of 40k HAVE to be super special awesome and be at least as strong as the men, which also ignores characters like Amberley Vail, who's a really badass Inquisitor, among others.