The way you said "Get off my PROPERTYYYYYY" had me laughing so much I almost pee'd myself. Thanks for the laugh. Made a stressed out nurse happy. Please do a video on makeovers gone wrong!!! Hugs! Steven, from Scotland.
The reason you take one flipflop instead of both is because if you take both, they'll know they were stolen. If you only take one, they'll be forever confused as to where they left the other one.
I am a photographer. I had a client that stiffed me on a wedding (they paid a deposit and then reversed the charges on the final payment)...so, I posted all their outtakes on my wall of shame (I owned the rights to the photos) and sent them all the outtakes with a letter from my lawyer). I was paid, plus a fat tip and a great review after EVERY photographer in my town blacklisted them. Our community sticks together. I LOVE the other photographers in my area! Love petty revenge over $2k of bullshit.
I once worked as a waitress, serving a large table of 20, numerous times I asked a lady to move her handbag so that no one would trip over it, after the 4th time of asking, politely and the reply being a very condescending look, we were on to serving the main course, I was silver serving the veg, I hooked the strap around my food and transported the handbag to the other end of the table and then kicked it under another, I still remember the satisfaction to this day and it gives me joy
Back in 2009, when I was a freshman in a school in Arizona, a girl who didn't like me put my phone number in EVERY SINGLE Earth Science text book (hundreds) with the stereotypical "for a good time call..." message. 12 years later and I STILL get the occasional high school freshman prank call. Simple but effective, I do applaud her lol
When I was 13 I ate 6 hot dogs and 4 burgers because my mom said my uncle was coming to eat with us. (He is a racist and a huge asshole constantly made me cry) I ate all the food before he got their. I was so sick I couldn’t enjoy any of the camping but I’m 25 now and I still think it was worth it
I literally do hiss at things I don't like (or people, but not in their face, just quietly behind their backs lol). It started with teaching/showing my cats when they did something really bad, using their "own language" (very successful I might add!). Then I just began using it in everyday life :)))))
I pranked my cousin by dumping cold water over the shower curtain while he was showering. He responding by dumping a container of FLOUR on me in the shower. I found paste in my ears for days.
Had a boss who treated me quite badly but made me make his travel arrangements. He flew through Denver every chance I could do it. Beautiful place, unpredictable weather, frequently delayed flights.
I worked for the feds and flew often, I’m in CA and HQ is in DC. I avoided Denver Airport whenever I could, but we also had a regional office in Ft. Collins, CO. Denver just never goes according to plan.
Someone I worked with broke up with his girlfriend just before they were due to go on holiday. He still went and took another friend instead of her. She went round to his flat while he was gone and sprinkled grass seed all over his carpets and then generously watered them. He had a wonderful surprise when he got home two weeks later...
Two stories. We had a client come in selling raffle tickets for a goat. What do I need a goat for? He said that the raffle was for others. He said, "You put someone else's name on the raffle ticket. When we pick the winner, we bring the goat to their work place, confirm their name, hand them the leash, then walk away." I bought a dozen raffle tickets. Second story. We had a new employee that was completely computer iterate. He lied about the computer experience that he was supposed to have. He was also a self proclaimed know-it-all in an industry that he had zero experience in. He was your typical hunt and peck typist with the emphasis on the hunting part. One night we removed all the keys on his keyboard and replaced them randomly. He had absolutely no idea what he was doing wrong and couldn't figure it out.
The second story says more about the company you work for than him. I'm guessing it's a low-rent company that doesn't do keyboard SPM or reference checks?
I took a screenshot of my coworker's desktop, set it as his background, and hid his actual icons. His yell of frustration was sweet. Considering he constantly messed with my phone and mouse.
My ex thought he was being funny when he said, "Hey wench, get me a glass of kool aid." I got him the glass of kool aid, with an ounce or two of vinegar added.
New subscriber! Not sure if this story counts. My aunt moved to a new apartment and Jehovah witnesses kept knocking in her door SUPER early on Saturdays. This went on for months until finally she answered the door butt naked and said alright whose first? They never came back again lol 😂
I once went on a boat trip with my colleagues from work. The boat had these areas for sunbathing since we would be spending the entire day on the boat. I put my towel down and layed down for a while. Got up to buy a drink from the on boat bar and some Italians just moved all my stuff all in one pile jumbled up just so they can take my place. My colleagues didn't notice this cause they were swimming. When I turned around I found out what they did to my stuff. Was not happy about it. So when they got up to swim, my collgeuges eventually returned. They stayed watch to see where they were and I just packed up their shit and moved them to the other side of the boat. Their face when they saw what I did. Priceless. They did not try again. #TeamWorkMakesDreamWork
30 years ago my mom found out her bf was cheating. She's made him a pan of brownies with exlax in them. After he ate 2. She told him it was over and she was moving out. Mom is a boss!
When I was a kid I used to always leave half cups of milk EVERYWHERE. My dad hated it! So one day when I was showering he dumped a glass of ice cold milk on me and threatened to keep doing it if he found anymore. I broke that habit real fast. 😂
My thoughts on why 1 flip flop instead of both: When you take both she may figure out they were stolen and will just go barefoot looking for a shop nearby the beach that sells them. Steal 1 and she will see only the other 1 and spend hours looking for the other pair. Also its not a common thing for people to steal 1 shoe so that might not be her first thought.
Not petty revenge, just petty, back in the day when computers were young, I edited and autofill command in Word so that every time my fellow worker typed his name, it autofilled a rude sentence. I loved it.
During the pandemic, when it was strictly distance learning, my 17 year old NEVER got up for school because she was constantly sneaking out at night. My other daughter and I hid as many Bluetooth speakers as we could around the 17 year old’s bedroom. When she wouldn’t wake up, I would blast the Barney the Purple Dinosaur theme song. Every time she found the speaker that it was playing on, I switched to another speaker.
My great grandma claimed to love the whitman's sampler box of chocolates, so we brought her one every visit. She never offered to share, she just put them away and that was that. When she died we found dozens upon dozens of unopened boxes of chocolate, all teeming with maggots and mold in her cellar
My guess is that fly larvae were already in the chocolate before sealing. Or maybe they didn't wrap with cellophane back then . I don't remember myself, I was three when she died. Grandpa said that it was post depression hoarding. Grandma was mad about always bringing her chocolate when they had five kids to raise, and that she never shared. It was a family scandal
My kids used to leave their dirty socks all over the living room. He started putting them in their book bags at night, it only took one or two times of almost being humiliated to solve our dirty sock problem!
Sometimes the Universe gets the revenge for you and you can just sit back and watch the people post frantic messages on Facebook when the next thing goes horribly wrong, and then the next, and then the next...
@Mike Seork they met in OUR Sunday school class at the church we were married at. So it’s something THEY believed in. Doesn’t matter if you believe it or not.
I lol'ed so hard when Charlotte got all worked up over the teabags, because I remember in one of those roommate videos she said her roommate used to leave nasty teabags in the sink all the time and she hated that. That really got you didn't it. Sorry I'm laughing but that was funny 😂😂
When I was in like 8th or 9th grade, one of my best friends just broke up with her boyfriend and was all sad about it, so one night when I was sleeping over her house, we logged into his Myspace and changed the song (if you weren't here for Myspace, you could put a song on your page to play whenever someone is on it) to Teenage Dirtbag. Not bc of the title, but bc he absolutely despised that song lmao we ended up doing it TWICE before the idiot changed his password 😂
A former roommate kept using my shampoo, and lying about it thinking she was slick, so I put a few drops of bright neon blue food coloring in the bottle and left it in the bathroom......cut to a few days later when there was a large blue stain on her white pillow case....she moved out a few days later.
Only taking one flip flop means; the frustration of not knowing where one is, the time wasted searching for it, the confusion, the satisfaction of knowing all of this was left behind you!
I got my boyfriend to buy 11 Valentines Day balloons to help me win a contest at work because the coworker that I hate said “game on bitches” when our boss announced it. Best $50 I ever earned
Whenever amazon boxes would come I would empty them and then just throw the boxes in the backyard to tick my husband off and also make him laugh. One day I went to get in my car and it was FULL of amazon boxes....that night I got into bed and guess what was in there? Yeah, boxes. Guess who stopped throwing boxes in the yard? 😔 🤣
Filled his hot water bottle (it was shaped like a penguin, he had a whole thing about it) placed it in the bottom of his walk in closet/wardrobe (that he tended to throw things into), stabbed it repeatedly, emptied in a few packets of watercress seeds and left. After he left for a three week stint at work. (He'd had his first and last temper tantrum with me the night before, and briefly grabbed me by my throat)
You have the funniest facial expressions and voice impersonations. You are intelligent and funny at the same time. Glad I found you on social media. You make my day by making your subject material even funnier. Great job by the people that edit your videos.
If the recipient of the revenge is a 'hunt and peck' typist, don't remove the keys, swap them with the keys next to them. But only a few. For instance, swap M and N. U, I, and O. C and X. J and H. Obviously, this won't work as well with a touch typist, but worth considering.
Protip, you don't have to go to the trouble of prying off the keys and switching them. Just switch the keyboard layout to Dvorak or Colemak. You might not have access to the keyboard layout if it's a work computer but it's a lot easier and faster than the keycaps and will definitely confuse those who are less tech savvy.
Yeah, this is the worst especially when you're pretty much a touch-typist. I warned my boss to take a British keyboard when he went to demo a system in France. After he'd tried to use French keyboards (almost but not quite the same) to email back, he thanked me for the advice!
Okay this wasn't petty revenge, but I once got into a conversation with a religious pair on my front porch and I'm so terrified of confrontation, that I actually told them I was on my way to work, got my keys and drove off. I didn't have work. I just have bad anxiety and couldn't tell them to leave lol
We would get my dad to talk to them...cause he would tell his long WW2 stories, Yup, you could see the Jehovah's just cringing wanting to leave after a half-hour of my dad's yapping nonstop!🤣
I had a similar situation in my 20s. I was at a library, reading, browsing, etc. When I took a seat to read, an old church lady walked up to me with a pamphlet in hand and a saccharine smile on her face. "Excuse me, I'd like to share this with you." (places it in on the table I'm at) "Oh, thank you! But my soul is already spoken for" and I whip out the Goat of Mendes pendant-thing I just happened to be wearing and hold it out so she can't mistake it. Her smile dropped completely and she immediately walked away without a word. Never seen a proselytizer get shut down so fast.
@@pablodelsegundo9502 I’m an exvangelist and I will always regret my behavior during that time. I only say that because I wanted to tell you I enjoyed your comment so much while I was reading it 🤣❤️❤️
I painted his toenails chocolate brown when he passed out drunk. The next morning he had to catch a 6 am bus for the Marine Corps base he was stationed at -- we lived in Hawaii and he only noticed when he sat down on the bus and looked down at his feet in flip-flops. He got a lot of ribbing when he got to the base.😁
I had a boss who was 20 years younger than me with no experience and he constantly came and asked me for help even though he was getting paid twice what I was. Before a big meeting that was coming up, I picked up dead roaches around the dumpster and hid them in the candy bowl in his office and in the folders of the reports he was presenting at the meeting.
How my ex-fiance took revenge: She was moving out while I was supposed to be gone for two weeks to Annual Training at my National Guard unit. Took all the meat out of the freezer and left it on the kitchen counter.
I wish I gave my ex's number to telemarketers as well... Alas, I cancelled him from my phone years ago...so now I just live my best life with a better man 😜❤️
One of your videos popped up in my feed and I have been binge watching ALL DAY. You are my spirit animal. I would have some of your reactions before you had them and I just died. You are seriously my most favorite channel ever.
This is referring to the clip at the 5:42 minute mark: Once upon a time, many, many years ago, when we first started using PC's at work instead of "dumb terminals" there was a "Karen" that kept bragging how fast she could type. So one day, she went home without logging off her PC. I go into work at 6:00 AM, usually the only one in the department. I noticed "Karen"s PC was still on. I proceeded to sit down and remapped her keyboard. You know,, when you hit "c" key it would input the letter "v". I did this for several keys, an "e" becomes an "l", on and on. It took her about an hour before she called support and even they could not figure it out; until I gave the guy a "hint". Told him "it kind of looks like someone remapped her key board". She always logged off before going home after that.
💅 For the flip flop stealer... No he did good taking only one. If you take both, then they just bitch about someone stealing their shoes, but if you take just one, they will spend forever looking for the match and be even more pissed 😡 LMAO 🤣
My favourite revenge story was a woman whose ex cheated on her or something. She blocked his number and then unblocked it once a week to send him game of thrones spoilers lmao best revenge ever.
The reason why you take just one instead of both is because if you take both they stop looking sooner because they end up thinking someone else thought they were theirs or something.......but if they still have one, they will be convinced the other must be nearby and kept wasting time looking
A lot of dudes cheated on me during our relationship in Alaska. So I got tiered of it and after my last breakup with a cheating idiot I packed my bags and moved to Nevada. Never been happier. Always been my dream to live in the lower 48 and get out of Alaska. Their stuck there while I’m basically retired at 35 living in my house with a pool, getting my yard renovated for this summer. Yeah, my ex really messed up. I was struggling with him and he said I had no ambition (code word for money). When my dad died a year after our brake up I got a hefty inheritance so I left Alaska and now living my best life and the funny thing is everything I didn’t have that he dumped me over I now have, if he would have waited a year, he could’ve had this lifestyle too. I’m glad it worked out this way. I don’t have to share with no one.
You give me hope. I left my exhusband, taking our 4 kids to a new place, because he couldn't take care of them or himself without me babysitting him. Thank you for sharing, I still hope the best for you, and hope I get a fraction of some of the luck you have received. (Sorry for the loss of your dad though. :()
@@annm3064 thank you mama, may you experience the same financial freedom I do. It’s hard leaving someone or being dumped. No matter what anyone tells you, love is a risk. There is no formula or cheat code to tell if a man or woman is going to turn on you. When we are young and in our prime we have these hopes and dreams of being well off with no stress and no mess but the reality is it can happen to anyone at any time. (Not that everyone is affected, lucky for them) but it could. It’s like the old saying “tomorrow isn’t promised to anyone”. I do hope the best for you and your little ones, no stress and no mess for you. I really appreciate your kind words. Thank you again.
I was 13 when I had a private tutor and he used to touch my private area and told me that if I told anyone I would get in trouble and nobody would believe me so I couldn't really tell anyone so I decided if I couldn't get rid if him by reporting him why not make him sick. First time I purposely got the flu from a friend of mine and gave it to him by coughing on his food. Two weeks later I put laxatives in his drink. I got it from my mums room he left for another 2 weeks then I give him toilet water when he requested for a drink it took a few days for him to get ill again then my mum began suspecting that he was taking too much days off. So she fired him. Best revenge ever. Also he had to compensate for the money he wasted of hers.
In junior high my friend’s older sister had a big box of Jelly Bellies and wouldn’t share. We snuck in her room and put the ones that were her favorite flavor up our noses. 🤷♀️ 😂 I haven’t thought about that in years. So petty!
I literally do hiss at things I don't like (or people, but not in their face, just quietly behind their backs lol). It started with teaching/showing my cats when they did something really bad, using their "own language" (very successful I might add!). Then I just began using it in everyday life :))))) And I very much enjoy it!
Lmao! Talking about petty, my daughter was living with her boyfriends mother while her boyfriend did some time in jail. So his mother was crazy and treated my daughter like crap so when she finally had enough my daughter moved out taking the mother’s false teeth! I found them a couple years later in a bag in my closet! That’s how I found out she stole them! 😂😂😂😂
@@mariondesousa7718 the kicker is that it was right before thanksgiving too!!! 😂😂😂😂 she probably had to blend all her food in a blender and eat thanksgiving milkshake!!! Smh 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’ve never understood sibling rivalry. My sister is 8 years older than me and she pretty much raised me. Now 37 and 45, we’ve never fought about anything. I also recently found out, while in therapy with her, that she has felt guilty about moving out at 18 and leaving me alone with our abusive parents. She carried that guilt around for over 2 decades and never said a word.
I was in another cult called the UPCI (United Pentecostal Church International). OMG I'd have a field day!!!!!!!!! Bring it on! I can't WAIT until a JW or LDS shows up at my door they won't know what hit them! They just better not do it at 7 am on a flippin' Sat.
When a housemate moved in, the threw out MY old microwave and oven. And placed a new one in the kitchen. He didn't ask me about it. So when I got home I was shocked and told him his new oven was now mine and I'd take it with me whenever I'd move. So after two years I did, and so did the microwave 🤣
An ex and I went out for dinner at a nice seafood restaurant in Houston, Texas. I ate half my dinner and got a doggie bag. We got into a terrible argument on the way home. When he dropped me off at home, I thought about my doggie bag I had put in the back seat. Decided to leave it ... in August. Got a VERY pissed-off phone call a couple of days later! Laughed my butt off as I hung up on him.
I was living in share accommodation and one of my pet hates is when people take my clothes out of the dryer and dump them in a pile. When someone did this to me one day and put their washing in, I found out who owned the clothes. Next time they used the dryer, I added a sachet of itching powder.
I once took a screenshot of the windows desktop of a colleague and set it as the wallpaper. then I removed all of his icons and hid the taskbar. took him some time to figure that out :D
Fun story time: me and my dad both have wireless mouses. Sometimes my mouse would jumble all across my screen for a while without me moving it then just as suddenly it would stop. I literally thought someone hacked into my laptop from me going on "shady" sides to download random anime pics - turns out our mouses just casually decided to switch those USB thingies with each other. We literally switched those USBs and kept our mouses to solve the issue, I still have no idea how that worked or why that happened in the first place.
The duchess of petty is BACK 💅🏻
Cabron is a bad word on Spanish xD
And we're here for it!! 👏♥️⚘
The way you said "Get off my PROPERTYYYYYY" had me laughing so much I almost pee'd myself. Thanks for the laugh. Made a stressed out nurse happy. Please do a video on makeovers gone wrong!!! Hugs! Steven, from Scotland.
Welcome back Petty LaBelle
Hellooooo!!!!
The reason you take one flipflop instead of both is because if you take both, they'll know they were stolen. If you only take one, they'll be forever confused as to where they left the other one.
Also, feet burning on the sand
Lol yes and that makes it all the better.. I laughed so hard..
If you only take one it does not have the same sound......... flip, flip, flip... no not the same
Yep, and spend a while looking through everyone's stuff all around the pool for it while her foot is burning on the hot pavement. Bwahaha!
Yup!!
I am a photographer. I had a client that stiffed me on a wedding (they paid a deposit and then reversed the charges on the final payment)...so, I posted all their outtakes on my wall of shame (I owned the rights to the photos) and sent them all the outtakes with a letter from my lawyer). I was paid, plus a fat tip and a great review after EVERY photographer in my town blacklisted them. Our community sticks together. I LOVE the other photographers in my area! Love petty revenge over $2k of bullshit.
Now that's awesome !!
When you stand in shock as Charlotte says accidentally "Dónde estás cabron?" (Where are you a***ole?) And you quietly laugh in Mexican 🇲🇽
😂
Ahahaha I was looking for this comment. We appreciate you
Jajajajaja!
Cuando dijo "Look at me speaking spanish" jajaja I was like "no". Still FUNNY tho
I was jyst going to write this in the comments 🤣
I once worked as a waitress, serving a large table of 20, numerous times I asked a lady to move her handbag so that no one would trip over it, after the 4th time of asking, politely and the reply being a very condescending look, we were on to serving the main course, I was silver serving the veg, I hooked the strap around my food and transported the handbag to the other end of the table and then kicked it under another, I still remember the satisfaction to this day and it gives me joy
I wish I knew you!!!
@@judys.2095 thank you have a lovely day
Back in 2009, when I was a freshman in a school in Arizona, a girl who didn't like me put my phone number in EVERY SINGLE Earth Science text book (hundreds) with the stereotypical "for a good time call..." message. 12 years later and I STILL get the occasional high school freshman prank call. Simple but effective, I do applaud her lol
How have they not updated the books since then 😂
@@ElizabethMartinez-ls1rq earth science hasn't changed to hat much.
LITERALLY a textbook prank.💀
You never changed your number?
I've had the same number since 2004 or 2005.
When I was 13 I ate 6 hot dogs and 4 burgers because my mom said my uncle was coming to eat with us. (He is a racist and a huge asshole constantly made me cry) I ate all the food before he got their. I was so sick I couldn’t enjoy any of the camping but I’m 25 now and I still think it was worth it
Brava 👏
That's how it's done 😂
I literally LOLed on top of LOLing, that is awesome. I'm sorry there weren't any pet dogs there to help you dispose. 🤣
Sounds like a total jerk!
You deserve a cape MAAM lol 😆🖤 I wish you would have had a dog to throw them to so that you wouldn’t have gotten sick tho
I almost choked on my ham toastie when she hissed at the heeled crocs 😂😂😂. I'm gonna start hissing at stuff i find offensive to my retinas
I came looking for this comment LOL
@@suestoons same. I damn near died laughing when she did that.
It looks so fake though. The whole story could be completely made up. 😐
I literally do hiss at things I don't like (or people, but not in their face, just quietly behind their backs lol). It started with teaching/showing my cats when they did something really bad, using their "own language" (very successful I might add!). Then I just began using it in everyday life :)))))
@@disconnected4518 thar croc looks photoshopped af
I pranked my cousin by dumping cold water over the shower curtain while he was showering. He responding by dumping a container of FLOUR on me in the shower. I found paste in my ears for days.
U guys don't close the bathroom while showering??
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️
@@lanamikakjam1379 EXACTLY!!!
I’m guessing they close the door but don’t lock it
No locks (old farmhouse). But even with locks, we would have picked them to get revenge.
Had a boss who treated me quite badly but made me make his travel arrangements. He flew through Denver every chance I could do it. Beautiful place, unpredictable weather, frequently delayed flights.
Boss: I want 3 nights in Paris.
Colleen: *under breath* Certainly. Paris ...via....Denver.
Crappy airport.
oh god DENVER ahahahaha
I worked for the feds and flew often, I’m in CA and HQ is in DC. I avoided Denver Airport whenever I could, but we also had a regional office in Ft. Collins, CO. Denver just never goes according to plan.
Wait, is THAT why my dad was always so stressed when we had to fly to Colorado to visit my aunt? Denver being weird?
Someone I worked with broke up with his girlfriend just before they were due to go on holiday. He still went and took another friend instead of her. She went round to his flat while he was gone and sprinkled grass seed all over his carpets and then generously watered them. He had a wonderful surprise when he got home two weeks later...
Lol this is a good one 👌 I bet it rooted nicely into the carpet in those 2 weeks
That's genius!!!!!!
I love that🤣
I heard this one before
DAYUM!!!!
Two stories. We had a client come in selling raffle tickets for a goat. What do I need a goat for? He said that the raffle was for others. He said, "You put someone else's name on the raffle ticket. When we pick the winner, we bring the goat to their work place, confirm their name, hand them the leash, then walk away." I bought a dozen raffle tickets.
Second story. We had a new employee that was completely computer iterate. He lied about the computer experience that he was supposed to have. He was also a self proclaimed know-it-all in an industry that he had zero experience in. He was your typical hunt and peck typist with the emphasis on the hunting part. One night we removed all the keys on his keyboard and replaced them randomly. He had absolutely no idea what he was doing wrong and couldn't figure it out.
Raffle made me laugh loud, I'm sorry for goat though
Lmao!!!
I have to sight type, but I can still type 22wpm.
You win!! Am dead! 🤣😅🤣
The second story says more about the company you work for than him. I'm guessing it's a low-rent company that doesn't do keyboard SPM or reference checks?
I took a screenshot of my coworker's desktop, set it as his background, and hid his actual icons. His yell of frustration was sweet. Considering he constantly messed with my phone and mouse.
Oh my goodness! Genius.
My ex thought he was being funny when he said, "Hey wench, get me a glass of kool aid." I got him the glass of kool aid, with an ounce or two of vinegar added.
Oh if that were me he would've gotten a nice, refreshing glass of kool-aid... to the face
New subscriber! Not sure if this story counts. My aunt moved to a new apartment and Jehovah witnesses kept knocking in her door SUPER early on Saturdays. This went on for months until finally she answered the door butt naked and said alright whose first? They never came back again lol 😂
That totally counts! 😂 👏👏👏
My Dad would answer the door and talk like Freddy Kruger, they never came back either lol 🤣😆
I once went on a boat trip with my colleagues from work. The boat had these areas for sunbathing since we would be spending the entire day on the boat. I put my towel down and layed down for a while. Got up to buy a drink from the on boat bar and some Italians just moved all my stuff all in one pile jumbled up just so they can take my place. My colleagues didn't notice this cause they were swimming. When I turned around I found out what they did to my stuff. Was not happy about it. So when they got up to swim, my collgeuges eventually returned. They stayed watch to see where they were and I just packed up their shit and moved them to the other side of the boat. Their face when they saw what I did. Priceless. They did not try again.
#TeamWorkMakesDreamWork
You should have taken it to the Lost & Found😈😈😈😊
30 years ago my mom found out her bf was cheating. She's made him a pan of brownies with exlax in them. After he ate 2. She told him it was over and she was moving out. Mom is a boss!
It would have been so much better if it was her house because then she could have kicked him out right when he had to go. But alas it was his house
@@outlawmaddie6683 That would of been funnier.
When I was a kid I used to always leave half cups of milk EVERYWHERE. My dad hated it! So one day when I was showering he dumped a glass of ice cold milk on me and threatened to keep doing it if he found anymore. I broke that habit real fast. 😂
My thoughts on why 1 flip flop instead of both:
When you take both she may figure out they were stolen and will just go barefoot looking for a shop nearby the beach that sells them. Steal 1 and she will see only the other 1 and spend hours looking for the other pair. Also its not a common thing for people to steal 1 shoe so that might not be her first thought.
And add, "Say it, don't spray it!!!" As they leave with BOTH flip flops😂🤣
My pettiness level: putting blue fabric dye into a swimming pool to turn people into Smurfs.
like in Big Fat Liar? 😂
Not petty revenge, just petty, back in the day when computers were young, I edited and autofill command in Word so that every time my fellow worker typed his name, it autofilled a rude sentence. I loved it.
Classic! I love it.
During the pandemic, when it was strictly distance learning, my 17 year old NEVER got up for school because she was constantly sneaking out at night. My other daughter and I hid as many Bluetooth speakers as we could around the 17 year old’s bedroom. When she wouldn’t wake up, I would blast the Barney the Purple Dinosaur theme song. Every time she found the speaker that it was playing on, I switched to another speaker.
My great grandma claimed to love the whitman's sampler box of chocolates, so we brought her one every visit. She never offered to share, she just put them away and that was that. When she died we found dozens upon dozens of unopened boxes of chocolate, all teeming with maggots and mold in her cellar
Welp. That got dark fast.😳
mmm, soft maggot centre .....
If she never opened them, how did flies get into lay eggs? Or did she take the plastic wrap off?
My guess is that fly larvae were already in the chocolate before sealing. Or maybe they didn't wrap with cellophane back then . I don't remember myself, I was three when she died. Grandpa said that it was post depression hoarding. Grandma was mad about always bringing her chocolate when they had five kids to raise, and that she never shared. It was a family scandal
It just sounds like she was too polite to tell you she didn’t like them.
My kids used to leave their dirty socks all over the living room. He started putting them in their book bags at night, it only took one or two times of almost being humiliated to solve our dirty sock problem!
That tea bag story seemed pretty personal, you okay? Lol
Lmao yes I’ll be ok 😂
That Char's former roommate must have her ears on fire. Love you girl.
My mom does that!!!!!! It drives me nuts because it means I have to stick my hand in the garbage disposal to make sure they aren't in there.
Sometimes the Universe gets the revenge for you and you can just sit back and watch the people post frantic messages on Facebook when the next thing goes horribly wrong, and then the next, and then the next...
When my ex was cheating on me I sent Bible verses about adultery to him and her (she was also married) in the mail!😂😂😂🤣
@Mike Seork they met in OUR Sunday school class at the church we were married at. So it’s something THEY believed in. Doesn’t matter if you believe it or not.
I lol'ed so hard when Charlotte got all worked up over the teabags, because I remember in one of those roommate videos she said her roommate used to leave nasty teabags in the sink all the time and she hated that. That really got you didn't it. Sorry I'm laughing but that was funny 😂😂
My dad does this there be at least 5 used teabags in the room
Put in the sink, on paperwork, in water glasses it drives me crazy
When I was in like 8th or 9th grade, one of my best friends just broke up with her boyfriend and was all sad about it, so one night when I was sleeping over her house, we logged into his Myspace and changed the song (if you weren't here for Myspace, you could put a song on your page to play whenever someone is on it) to Teenage Dirtbag. Not bc of the title, but bc he absolutely despised that song lmao we ended up doing it TWICE before the idiot changed his password 😂
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Man that song was my jam.
A former roommate kept using my shampoo, and lying about it thinking she was slick, so I put a few drops of bright neon blue food coloring in the bottle and left it in the bathroom......cut to a few days later when there was a large blue stain on her white pillow case....she moved out a few days later.
Nice!
I could see that working. Shame it wasn't her hair
@@annm3064, she had black hair, so she probably didn't notice right away, but when she saw it on the pillow case, she was obviously busted
Oooo good one, like exploding eye packers for the bags of the bank robbers!
Didn't it stain her hands/neck/back, etc?
Only taking one flip flop means; the frustration of not knowing where one is, the time wasted searching for it, the confusion, the satisfaction of knowing all of this was left behind you!
I got my boyfriend to buy 11 Valentines Day balloons to help me win a contest at work because the coworker that I hate said “game on bitches” when our boss announced it. Best $50 I ever earned
Whenever amazon boxes would come I would empty them and then just throw the boxes in the backyard to tick my husband off and also make him laugh. One day I went to get in my car and it was FULL of amazon boxes....that night I got into bed and guess what was in there? Yeah, boxes. Guess who stopped throwing boxes in the yard? 😔
🤣
Is it possible that your husband was trying to send you a message that you shopped too much??
Filled his hot water bottle (it was shaped like a penguin, he had a whole thing about it) placed it in the bottom of his walk in closet/wardrobe (that he tended to throw things into), stabbed it repeatedly, emptied in a few packets of watercress seeds and left. After he left for a three week stint at work.
(He'd had his first and last temper tantrum with me the night before, and briefly grabbed me by my throat)
I am not usually for petty revenge but being grabbed by the throat must be awful! He got away easy.
I was born in the South. When @Charlotte Dobre yelled "Get off my property" it sent a chill down my spine. Spot on with the accent C. 🚩 🚩 🚩
I once took revenge by creating a Craigslist ad for a Free TV and put the enemy’s phone number on it. 😂
This will do... 🤣
You have the funniest facial expressions and voice impersonations. You are intelligent and funny at the same time. Glad I found you on social media. You make my day by making your subject material even funnier. Great job by the people that edit your videos.
If the recipient of the revenge is a 'hunt and peck' typist, don't remove the keys, swap them with the keys next to them. But only a few. For instance, swap M and N. U, I, and O. C and X. J and H.
Obviously, this won't work as well with a touch typist, but worth considering.
Protip, you don't have to go to the trouble of prying off the keys and switching them. Just switch the keyboard layout to Dvorak or Colemak. You might not have access to the keyboard layout if it's a work computer but it's a lot easier and faster than the keycaps and will definitely confuse those who are less tech savvy.
Yeah, this is the worst especially when you're pretty much a touch-typist. I warned my boss to take a British keyboard when he went to demo a system in France. After he'd tried to use French keyboards (almost but not quite the same) to email back, he thanked me for the advice!
At offices, people heat popcorn but often burn it by over popping. That is a smell you NEVER GET OVER
Okay this wasn't petty revenge, but I once got into a conversation with a religious pair on my front porch and I'm so terrified of confrontation, that I actually told them I was on my way to work, got my keys and drove off. I didn't have work. I just have bad anxiety and couldn't tell them to leave lol
This is funny because I would do this 😂😂😂
We would get my dad to talk to them...cause he would tell his long WW2 stories, Yup, you could see the Jehovah's just cringing wanting to leave after a half-hour of my dad's yapping nonstop!🤣
@@noone8921 that'll definitely do it lol
I had a similar situation in my 20s. I was at a library, reading, browsing, etc. When I took a seat to read, an old church lady walked up to me with a pamphlet in hand and a saccharine smile on her face.
"Excuse me, I'd like to share this with you." (places it in on the table I'm at)
"Oh, thank you! But my soul is already spoken for" and I whip out the Goat of Mendes pendant-thing I just happened to be wearing and hold it out so she can't mistake it. Her smile dropped completely and she immediately walked away without a word. Never seen a proselytizer get shut down so fast.
@@pablodelsegundo9502 I’m an exvangelist and I will always regret my behavior during that time. I only say that because I wanted to tell you I enjoyed your comment so much while I was reading it 🤣❤️❤️
Charlotte saying "Where are you, tequila?" in Spanish is priceless
Aahhh sweet pettiness
Your reaction to the crocs... 🤣 I missed the hiss
When the pic of the heel crocs came up and Charlotte hissed at them...ohh...I loved it! Thank you Charlotte, I needed that laugh. LOL 😅😅😅😅😅
I'll have to do some of these things to the humans who leave trash in my woods
Seen ur comments on darkness prevails.
Yes,yes i would very much like you do that
I'd think putting up "No Trespassing" and then calling the police on violaters would work.
I painted his toenails chocolate brown when he passed out drunk. The next morning he had to catch a 6 am bus for the Marine Corps base he was stationed at -- we lived in Hawaii and he only noticed when he sat down on the bus and looked down at his feet in flip-flops. He got a lot of ribbing when he got to the base.😁
You always seem to know _exactly_ when I need a laugh. Thanks woman, you rock!🤘😝💋
I had a boss who was 20 years younger than me with no experience and he constantly came and asked me for help even though he was getting paid twice what I was. Before a big meeting that was coming up, I picked up dead roaches around the dumpster and hid them in the candy bowl in his office and in the folders of the reports he was presenting at the meeting.
How my ex-fiance took revenge: She was moving out while I was supposed to be gone for two weeks to Annual Training at my National Guard unit. Took all the meat out of the freezer and left it on the kitchen counter.
Why'd she do that tho?
The smell of rotten meat🤢,that was evil for sure.
Eww dang! Good one!
@@alysiabernardo8900 cheatiiiiing
I once cleaned a bf's whole bathroom, toilet included, with his toothbrush and then watched him brush his teeth, with said toothbrush, that night.
Oh gawd nooo x.x
Then you kissed him 😂? Jk.
Just make you sound like a psychopath
Infections are a serious issue. Let's be petty without playing with someone's health
OMg thank goodness, another make my day video. I love petty revenge videos. Keep up the great content. Love and light from Canada!!
The popcorn thing lmao 🤣 love it
I wish I gave my ex's number to telemarketers as well... Alas, I cancelled him from my phone years ago...so now I just live my best life with a better man 😜❤️
One of your videos popped up in my feed and I have been binge watching ALL DAY. You are my spirit animal. I would have some of your reactions before you had them and I just died. You are seriously my most favorite channel ever.
The amount of pettiness in this video is alarmingly satisfying. Thank you, Dutchess ♡
This is referring to the clip at the 5:42 minute mark: Once upon a time, many, many years ago, when we first started using PC's at work instead of "dumb terminals" there was a "Karen" that kept bragging how fast she could type. So one day, she went home without logging off her PC. I go into work at 6:00 AM, usually the only one in the department. I noticed "Karen"s PC was still on. I proceeded to sit down and remapped her keyboard. You know,, when you hit "c" key it would input the letter "v". I did this for several keys, an "e" becomes an "l", on and on. It took her about an hour before she called support and even they could not figure it out; until I gave the guy a "hint". Told him "it kind of looks like someone remapped her key board". She always logged off before going home after that.
hahaha. you said, 'where are you, drops?', and also, 'where are you, tequila?' love it
💅 For the flip flop stealer... No he did good taking only one. If you take both, then they just bitch about someone stealing their shoes, but if you take just one, they will spend forever looking for the match and be even more pissed 😡 LMAO 🤣
Took a break from my assignments to watch Charlotte... It's refreshing 😂
My favourite revenge story was a woman whose ex cheated on her or something. She blocked his number and then unblocked it once a week to send him game of thrones spoilers lmao best revenge ever.
Wouldn’t he just have blocked her after at least the second text?
now daily reminder to clean behind you led strips weekly to avoid bugs
Sophie... omg, Thank you SO much. _I'd_ forgotten mine. You're the greatest!🤗💖
The crocs reaction was pure comedy gold
I’m a new subscriber. Been binging your videos since last night. Loving them!
I love all your voices and expressions! Hissing at the crocs was the best!!😂
The reason why you take just one instead of both is because if you take both they stop looking sooner because they end up thinking someone else thought they were theirs or something.......but if they still have one, they will be convinced the other must be nearby and kept wasting time looking
Am I the only one who’s in love with Charlotte’s Lippie color 😍💕 goes well with the pink abstract painting and the pink mic cover #thinkpink
I've noticed that, too. Lovely colour.
A lot of dudes cheated on me during our relationship in Alaska. So I got tiered of it and after my last breakup with a cheating idiot I packed my bags and moved to Nevada. Never been happier. Always been my dream to live in the lower 48 and get out of Alaska. Their stuck there while I’m basically retired at 35 living in my house with a pool, getting my yard renovated for this summer. Yeah, my ex really messed up. I was struggling with him and he said I had no ambition (code word for money). When my dad died a year after our brake up I got a hefty inheritance so I left Alaska and now living my best life and the funny thing is everything I didn’t have that he dumped me over I now have, if he would have waited a year, he could’ve had this lifestyle too. I’m glad it worked out this way. I don’t have to share with no one.
you're truly amazing
You give me hope. I left my exhusband, taking our 4 kids to a new place, because he couldn't take care of them or himself without me babysitting him.
Thank you for sharing, I still hope the best for you, and hope I get a fraction of some of the luck you have received. (Sorry for the loss of your dad though. :()
@@annm3064 thank you mama, may you experience the same financial freedom I do. It’s hard leaving someone or being dumped. No matter what anyone tells you, love is a risk. There is no formula or cheat code to tell if a man or woman is going to turn on you. When we are young and in our prime we have these hopes and dreams of being well off with no stress and no mess but the reality is it can happen to anyone at any time. (Not that everyone is affected, lucky for them) but it could. It’s like the old saying “tomorrow isn’t promised to anyone”. I do hope the best for you and your little ones, no stress and no mess for you. I really appreciate your kind words. Thank you again.
@@aghasearmyshawolblinkonce8039 thank you, you are too. I’m blushing from your comment.
I love flamingos and petty revenge too! Great job. Keep up the great work. Thanks for the giggles.
Oo! Your lipstick matches your microphone! Love that...love that for you ❤
This was one of the funniest videos you've had in a long time. I laugh out loud the whole time.
Was terrified by the “Unholy” ad I just watched 😭here’s to a boat for char’s dad! Whew!
2:13 disturbing me at 7am on a saturday is a pretty good way to get a fast meeting with god ....
"Where are you, goat?" 😂 same with the tequila, but I feel like calling out to tequila is something Charlotte would do 😂
I was 13 when I had a private tutor and he used to touch my private area and told me that if I told anyone I would get in trouble and nobody would believe me so I couldn't really tell anyone so I decided if I couldn't get rid if him by reporting him why not make him sick. First time I purposely got the flu from a friend of mine and gave it to him by coughing on his food. Two weeks later I put laxatives in his drink. I got it from my mums room he left for another 2 weeks then I give him toilet water when he requested for a drink it took a few days for him to get ill again then my mum began suspecting that he was taking too much days off. So she fired him. Best revenge ever. Also he had to compensate for the money he wasted of hers.
Can we get more of these please? My favorite reactions you’ve done so far! ♥️♥️♥️
In junior high my friend’s older sister had a big box of Jelly Bellies and wouldn’t share. We snuck in her room and put the ones that were her favorite flavor up our noses. 🤷♀️ 😂 I haven’t thought about that in years. So petty!
Your channel deserves 10 million subs
I literally do hiss at things I don't like (or people, but not in their face, just quietly behind their backs lol). It started with teaching/showing my cats when they did something really bad, using their "own language" (very successful I might add!). Then I just began using it in everyday life :))))) And I very much enjoy it!
I *NEED* that "no soliciting" sign!
I HAVE that no soliciting sign at my front door.
I think I got it at Hobby Lobby.
Thank you
My bad, I went out and looked, it came from Kirklands.
your reaction to the crocs is the same as me, Your so expressive and I looooove it!! love you!!! Your videos always makes me smile
First of all, that lip color is very nice on you.. and my favorite was the last one.. living ur best life is the most positive way to get revenge
The ideas are sooooooo good. love the pettiness of the world
Lmao! Talking about petty, my daughter was living with her boyfriends mother while her boyfriend did some time in jail. So his mother was crazy and treated my daughter like crap so when she finally had enough my daughter moved out taking the mother’s false teeth! I found them a couple years later in a bag in my closet! That’s how I found out she stole them! 😂😂😂😂
OMG!!! that was awesome!!!! LOLOL
@@mariondesousa7718 the kicker is that it was right before thanksgiving too!!! 😂😂😂😂 she probably had to blend all her food in a blender and eat thanksgiving milkshake!!! Smh 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@LauraB53 Even Better!!!!!HAHAHA......
@@mariondesousa7718 😂😂😂😂 I know I’m so proud of my daughter that petty betty!
...I mean,that's her bfs Moms home. Maybe she was sick of your daughter living with her?
This is so fun. I watch you when im sad bc you always make me laugh
Have great week everyone
Going through and watching some older stuff to get a pre wedding boost. Not that my views do much.. but still. Blessed new year to you and Mike!
Petty Revenge Stories: Where Charlotte gets ideas to create a little bit of chaos...
I love the new pink microphone!! It matches so well with your painting.
Awesome upload as usual Darling Dobre. You always brighten up my dismal days 😊💛🌸🇬🇧👍🏻
I’ve never understood sibling rivalry. My sister is 8 years older than me and she pretty much raised me. Now 37 and 45, we’ve never fought about anything. I also recently found out, while in therapy with her, that she has felt guilty about moving out at 18 and leaving me alone with our abusive parents. She carried that guilt around for over 2 decades and never said a word.
"Sounds like something a cat would do"
*a few moments later*
Hisses
Me: IT'S A SIGN!!!
I love how she hisses like an annoyed, angry swan. 😏🦢
as a former Jehovah's Witness, if any of them knock on my door i'm turning off all the lights and pretending i'm dead.
Don't they know that you're at home when they see you turning off the lights?
I was in another cult called the UPCI (United Pentecostal Church International). OMG I'd have a field day!!!!!!!!! Bring it on! I can't WAIT until a JW or LDS shows up at my door they won't know what hit them! They just better not do it at 7 am on a flippin' Sat.
When a housemate moved in, the threw out MY old microwave and oven. And placed a new one in the kitchen. He didn't ask me about it. So when I got home I was shocked and told him his new oven was now mine and I'd take it with me whenever I'd move. So after two years I did, and so did the microwave 🤣
An ex and I went out for dinner at a nice seafood restaurant in Houston, Texas. I ate half my dinner and got a doggie bag. We got into a terrible argument on the way home. When he dropped me off at home, I thought about my doggie bag I had put in the back seat. Decided to leave it ... in August. Got a VERY pissed-off phone call a couple of days later! Laughed my butt off as I hung up on him.
LMAO
CHAR, your laugh makes me so happy. I love this channel.
Ok anyone else laughed a ton when she hissed at the croc heels😆
I was living in share accommodation and one of my pet hates is when people take my clothes out of the dryer and dump them in a pile. When someone did this to me one day and put their washing in, I found out who owned the clothes. Next time they used the dryer, I added a sachet of itching powder.
Potato / Petty Queen 🥔👸 I love your videos. They make me laugh every day. Thank you so much.
I once took a screenshot of the windows desktop of a colleague and set it as the wallpaper. then I removed all of his icons and hid the taskbar. took him some time to figure that out :D
Fun story time: me and my dad both have wireless mouses.
Sometimes my mouse would jumble all across my screen for a while without me moving it then just as suddenly it would stop.
I literally thought someone hacked into my laptop from me going on "shady" sides to download random anime pics - turns out our mouses just casually decided to switch those USB thingies with each other. We literally switched those USBs and kept our mouses to solve the issue, I still have no idea how that worked or why that happened in the first place.
4:43 lmao you said "where are the eyedrops" in spanish though xD