A coworker wasn’t getting enough sleep. Her new next-door neighbors (rented half of a duplex) would come home from their swing shift about midnight and turn on their heavy metal music for about two hours before going to bed. Coworker had to get up at 4:00am in order to start her early morning shift. She tried talking to them nicely, but that didn’t work. Before trying the management company, she tried one more thing. When she got up for work the next time they had kept her awake, she took her old stereo out of her storage closet and placed it with the big speakers right up against the wall next to their bedroom. She put on a LP recording of the “Eighteen Twelve Overture”, complete with church bells and cannons, and cranked up the volume. Before it was finished, they were knocking on her door, asking her to turn it off. She replied that she would keep it playing, but promised not for as long a time as they had kept her awake earlier. When the first side was finished, she turned the record over to “Wellington’s Victory”. No cannons, but lots of blaring trumpets. She never had a noise problem from them again.
@@mariner6796 it was a small 4 plex and the summer it took place both my neighbors went away. One to France to spend time with her mother and the other went travelling with his band. I was subjected to a legit flop house. The cops surrounded my house one day trying to get into the guy’s apartment because a missing 16 yr olds phone was pinged to the address.
Best one I ever heard of was a lady who took up one leg on all her husband's suits, like, 1cm. Just enough for it to be uncomfortable, but not enough for him to realise what had happened.
Lol.... The petty grandma that left out a crucial step to her secret recipe reminded me of my grandma. She taught me all of her recipes from her grandmother. When she passed, my aunt "found" her recipe box. What none of my extended fam realized is that every recipe in that box was perousfully wrote with the wrong ingredients. She gave my mother the original box on the day she merrier my dad, since she was the only inlaw that wanted to learn the recipes. As my grandma had 5 boys and no girls, she wanted to pass down the family tradition to the next generation of women in her family. She tried with everyone but my mom was the only one who really made an effort to learn. To this day my aunt's and uncles complain that whatever they make never tastes the same as when grandma made it but when I or my mom make the same thing it tastes perfect. Sucks for them, they should have cared more to learn from the expert when she was around. Hell she passed when I was only 10 and had spent every weekend in the kitchen with her making tomato sauce, jams, jellies, apple sauce, lebchuken, coleslaw, and her famous chocolate icing. I have been asked by others whet recipe I use and I always tell them "I have the same as everyone else, the only thing I have left of grandma is that nice recipe book Aunt B made for everyone from her box...." Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!
A neighbor of mine used to fall asleep with their heavy metal blaring. So the fusebox to the whole duplex was in my unit for some reason. I would just shut off their power then flick it back on to make the stereo turn off. One time they decided to have a giant party and I got so annoyed I shut the power off for about 5 minutes. thats about the pettiest I've ever been. :3
My dad tells a story all the time about how when he was younger, my grandmother was sick and tired of doing all the work herself cooking and cleaning....after begging for help with dishes for weeks, she threw them all way!!!! Every dish and bowl!!!She surprised the family with the news by serving the meal directly on the table! When my grandpa got pissed grandma said, “buy some new dishes if you want to eat off of them, but you’re cleaning them yourself “ and so a new family tradition was born....to this day one person cooks dinner and the people eating clean the dishes after. Thanks grandma!
Cyd's daughter would actually do it. She's a Sass Queen. I've seen video of it on Instagram. She also likes to turn off lights when people are in the bathroom.
When my husband and I were first married I went to the bathroom in the middle of the night. Not wanting to disturb him I didn't turn on any lights. When I fell into the water I was really cheese off so I put Vaseline all over the the toilet seat. When he went in for his morning "constitution" he slid off on the floor. We have been married for 30 years and he has never left the seat up again.🤬
I have neighbors upstairs that refuse to control their 2 and 3 yr old bc "they cant" so running and stomping and throwing and screaming is constant. Ive been polite and an adult to no avail. So I started putting in earbuds and standing on a chair and playing the drums on the ceiling while singing eye of the tiger at the top of my lungs. Oddly enough, they didnt care for MY screaming and thumping. After that they were magically able to control them.
When I was studying, my neighbour always partied. Weekend, weekdays. Made no difference to her. And I had to study for hours after school was done for the day and go back to schools early next morning. So I figured out when she was sleeping. And as soon as I thought she would be in deep sleep, I started playing with a tennis ball. Her huge dog went bananas and tore her small 30 square meter apartment to pieces trying to find the ball I had 😈😈😈 She was a good dog mom she never yelled at the dog or hurt it but she had to get up to make it calm down by walking it or playing with it outside. Oh I loved it 😍
Hehe...funny one. I used to hit a tennis ball with racquet on the wall where my mother's bed was placed in her room. She used to like afternoon naps. As soon as I thought she was asleep I would go out the back and hit the ball against that wall like I was Layton Hewitt coming back from 2 sets down (the only way he could win) at Wimbledon...COME ON!!!!
My roommate would never change the toilet paper roll, so I always put it on with the sheets facing the wall. She HATED that, considering it to be backward. However, she could never, ever say anything because she knew it would start a conversation about, "And when was the last time the TP was replaced facing forward? Hmmm...?" So petty and so much fun.
My petty revenge is that my niece is so rude, and she even talks back at me and my grandparents. When we asked her to do chores, she will not do it. So I have the full access on our internet connection so what I did is that I block only her devices from getting a internet connection. She can't even use her mobile data because in our house the signal is weak. So I told her we are going to do a "Good Deed Merit Points" if she collected 5 points she can have access to the internet for only 30 mins. So the longer she wanted to use the internet, the more she need to earn that Good Deed Merit Points. Edit: To all of those saying it's cruel and unnecessary for me to do that. We both live with my grandparents and who are old and weak. Also I was bedridden for a long time and I used to be in a wheelchair before and walk using a cane. I am still recovering now, but my legs still aren't strong so I have a bit of a jelly legs that when I exhaust my leg I am prone to tripping and falling but even with my condition I still try to be able to help around the house while working to pay the bills so a little help around the house would be a huge thing for us. She only has her mom, and her mom works 2 jobs to provide for her while under my supervision and her mom even asks her to help around the house. Her dad left her and her mom when she was just a fetus. She has a stepfather who has a polio and uses 2 crutches and an iron leg to be able to move around and works as well for her and her mom. Yeah it could be a bit harsh to the some people of my way of discipline but to let you know I grew up in an abusive household when I was a kid where my dad would beat me up before and my step mom doesn't care at all. Compared to the discipline I experienced as a kid, the discipline I am doing is pretty tame.
LOVE IT!! I have a niece like that too. She thinks that everybody should worship the ground she walks on. She talks to her Mother, which is my Sister, like dirt, and thinks that everybody owes her the world. This gives me ideas. Thank you. 💜
Good for you! It sounds like she hasn't been properly parented. You're actually doing her a favor but she likely doesn't appreciate it. The world doesn't adjust to spoiled brats
I lived with my best friend (RIP Mark) that I've known since we were little. So, this man has been around for birthdays, Christmases, when my son was born, etc. So, he has ate all our big meals with us from time to time so he knows(well, knew but my heart isn't ready to use past tense yet) he has his favorites and mommas cheesecake was one of them. Being awesome like i am, I knew he loved it so I brought 3 plates home..3 Charlotte..I woke up the next morning with Mark, sleeping on the couch with all 3 plates laid around him...it's a great memory I have, so everybody share your cheesecake!
I can’t be petty to my husband because he gives me no reason. He’s just a great guy. I’ve never had to ASK him to do anything. If there are dishes to be done he does them, whatever. I look for nice things I can do for him. We both do that plus we laugh…a lot…all the time. He’s so damn funny. We will be married 40 years in Nov. This video was hysterical.
Awe, how sweet. My grandparents and parents have been together for records of 50 - 65 years and can't say the same. I've been married 21 years and there isn't any chance we find our husband's funny or not having to "ASK" as you put it. It's about respect and that's just the bottom line.
That's so awesome - Congrats on 40 years! It's going to be 10yrs for us in Oct, and similar situation. We laugh a lot, with him joking a bit more than I do. We freely share housework; if someone's feeling better than the other, they are glad to do it all that day, etc. Another thing that works great is we each have our own space to work-from-home. Nobody feels crowded, and we can't wait to hang out together when we're both free 💗💜💙
That toddler one reminded me of something my son did a couple of years ago. He and I were doing the food shop. We came out and someone was parked next to us where there wasn't a space marked. She had parked there because it was pouring with rain and it was closest to the door. I was grumbling the whole time I put the shopping in the car and she came out with just two items. I'm not confrontational so I said nothing, and as I was pulling the car away as she was getting in, my son rolled down the window, leaned out and shouted at her 'duh, that's not a parking space'.
I wish I could get away with that stuff. Old people can do it too. I had a kinder baby ask my why I was so fat in the most innocent of ways. I just said I needed to eat more healthy food and exercise. Not wrong. I waited until I left to cry in the bathroom.
@@msp_isyourteacher6139 thats why I hate most kids, not that they're to blame most of the time they are just reflecting how their parents act, but it's a problem when their parents are karens imo
I don't understand people stealing food. You hear about it so often (roomates, coworkers, etc). I would never dream of that. How much of a scumbag do you have to be to steal someone else's lunch? Yet it seems so common. Anybody know the psychology behind that?
I could see my current bf doing that, but he just loves food and wolfs down anything not nailed down sometimes if I buy it. He's an hour away from me so I'll go stay for a week and buy snacks, fruit, and stuff because he doesn't keep any in the house, but then he opens mine and starts eating them before I do. Sometimes I get stuff to take home because their stores have different stuff, but he's gone and opened it...This is a 41 yr old man, not some college kid either. I guess he just lacks social skills. He lives with his brother and they don't touch each other's food though, like not even condiments. Effin weird. Just share the dang mustard and mayo!
And how do you know they haven’t licked all over it or made it with filthy hands? That would be all I could think about. I hear too many coworkers not washing their hands in the bathroom! For all you know that person picked their nose and then made themselves a booger sandwich.
I had a housemate who did this once - only ever once. She did the deed + went to bed like a coward before I got home. She woke up to me twirling her hair around a fork, with a spoon + bowl, & pretending to eat it like spaghetti. She obviously freaked TF out, but the point was successfully made, she made me a replacement meal the next day, & it never happened again. (Note: We were very good friends. Kids, don't try this at home.)
I know right! And yet I have one of those within my family and we used to be roommates too... But it's like the whole package, didn't do the dishes, never took the trash out, never was the one to offer to go grocery shopping... Like that one time I asked him to get toilet paper for the house, he got a pack of four rolls..... Like dude, why'd you even bother, at this rate in 2 days we gotta get some more are you effing kidding me? So I'm gonna go with these people are lacking respect, common sense and consideration for others. May I be so bold to call them psychopaths, because the very definition of a psychopath is lacking empathy, and I can't empathize enough with someone losing it's precious leftovers to that kind of jerks. I mean, is it so hard to put yourself in someone else's shoes??
My husband didn't want to dirty dishes when he made himself supper when I was at work - so he served spaghetti in a HOT DOG bun! A little garlic butter and some parmesan grated on top - I crave it to this day!
Spaghetti sandwich! YUMMMMY! That actually sounds really good! 🤔 Oh... and my name for the spaghetti in an ice cream cone? *PETTY SPAGHETTI!* LMAO! 😂🤣🍝
Forget roommates- my brothers’ ex (who I treat like Voldemort- ie. ‘she who shall not be named’) took sausages that **I** had bought; she took the whole top layer of a large pack (like 6/ 8, idr) cooked them, chopped them up & was just eating them from a bowl when we came home... They wouldn’t have even had anywhere to live if my mum hadn’t guilted me into agreeing- she regrets it, because that b*tch later stole from my younger brother (Mum’s favourite)- but it was a bit more complicated, because the carton of cigarettes she took were returns- as in, part of my brother’s job as a courier driver, & because they were cigarettes- they came under ATF; if they hadn’t been returned, both my brother **& his boss** could have faced fines, charges, & potentially jail time... Saddest thing is, even years after they broke up (a 7-yr relationship that felt like 10 years to me, & entirely too long- given he forgave her for cheating _twice_ - just because it was phone/ online, & somehow that wasn’t ‘real cheating’- & that’s not including how she treated me...) he maintained the lie that she hadn’t taken them; he eventually told us that he went & bought a new carton, to replace it (given how expensive 🚬 are, & he had 💸 problems- it wasn’t exactly something he could afford to do). Had he any damn spine, he would have been truthful from the start & dumped her arse- especially considering that fiasco could have cost our brother his job... as it was, it was like more than a year or something before things ended with them- it’s a bit blurry, time-wise - it’s been more than five years, probably closer to ten... Sorry for the rambling, lol...
I no right. I just left a comment about this very thing. It's abhorrent behavior and anyone who does that or drinks ur last Pepsi have to have issues to b that inconsiderate.
My friend and I were pulling out of a parking spot and some guy honked his horn because we weren't going fast enough for him... so now we have to stay in that parking spot forever.
Yeah. I had started my car, but realized my dark glasses were too dirty. As I was cleaning them an impatient guy started honking. Well, after cleaning the glasses, I had to blow my nose, brush my hair, check some (non-existent) something in the glove box…. He finally drove by and I immediately backed out and left.
This! I used to work 3rd shift in a call center, so my team always had great parking. On snowy days, I would let my car run a few minutes to warm up. All the first shifters would just and stare or honk for me to move. Yeah......no. I sat there for a good half hour one day. Once the person parked and had walked past my car, I drove away.
Many moons ago when I had a roommate that didn't want to do his fair share, I had to go petty on him. He just got comfy on the sofa to watch football. I then decided to help him with his chores and bag up all of the stinky trash he was supposed to take out and sat it right beside his face and told him not to worry, he can take it out when he was ready since I already tied it up for him.
I got one for you.... My hubs and I have been together since late 2015... fast forward to when we bought our first house in 2019, I got very on top on keeping the house clean. My husband is a messy person, as in he puts stuff down but doesn't put stuff away. My 8yr old is just as messy with only a slight excuse bc of his age.... Anyway it started to get to a point I couldn't keep up with keeping the house hygienic bc I spent, what seemed like every waking moment, JUST picking up after them... It was literally the only thing my hubs and I argued about(and I mean I nagged, bitched and moaned constantly). One day we argued literally all day about it. Sooooo, I literally went through the house and just knocked Everything on the floor and flung it around. Clothes clean and dirty, dvds, things in the kitchen, our bedroom you name it(with the exception of our kids stuff/rooms or things that were expensive/breakable)... He came home saw my masterpiece and to my face called me Petty, I said "YUP".. He cleaned it All up and ever since then he picks up after himself and does chores voluntarily and our house is deep/hygienicly cleaned weekly. Bonus: my 8yr old cleans his room and does his own laundry start to finish without being told. Im not sorry😎.
Whenever my husband doesn't help with the dishes, I'll clean some of the silverware and hide it so if he wants to eat he has to wash his own silverware.
@@RachelSWhite I'll wash half of the silverware, hide it, and leave the other half dirty in the sink, forcing him to wash a fork or whatever. He's the type of guy that will use my nice knives to eat peanut butter because we're out of clean silver and he can't be bothered to wash a butter knife.
I got mad at my hubby and thumbs-upped every Justin Bieber song and collab on his Pandora. He loves old rock so he was losing his mind when the algorithm kept popping up JB songs while he was working. It drove him so bonkers that he quit Pandora and went to Spotify.
MY BEST PETTY REVENGE: At the time I was living in Boca Raton, FL near a posh shopping area known as Mizner Park. There is a three tiered parking area where we pulled in and there was this sign above that said CAR WASH which confused me. We stopped the car for literally 3 seconds and this guy behind us in his new BMW 7 Series yells at us “Stupid Bitches!” and proceeds to screech past us in the out direction and parks his car and struts away in a misogynistic entitled way. The parking lot was virtually empty at the time except for 7 others cars. So when we knew he was gone I decided we had to do something that would freak him out. I asked my girlfriend if she had an xtra tampon in the car which she did and we also had a red magic marker. We opened the new tampon and applied the red ink on the end then dropped the tampon in a bottle of water so it would expand. I quickly ran over to his car and put the fake used tampon on his windshield driver’s side with wiper holding it into position. Not long after, it started to rain!!! 😂 Needless to say, I’m sure that every time that man puts his wipers on, he thinks of a used tampon! (BTW, I’m not rich, we were driving a simple Toyota Camry which probably made this guy think he was above us)
@@zfchaudhry1302 Thank you! I love telling this story. 😂😂😂 It was amazing how it starting raining right after the tampon was affixed. The Clown God was on our side. 😀 He will forever have that image in his head when he uses his wipers! 😳
My boyfriend definitely locked our roommates out of the wifi before. Our roommate brought in her boyfriend to live with us, and he refused to pay rent and wanted to live there for free. No internet for squatters, sorryyyy😅🤣
@@Kidaru for that scenario, on the rare occasion that someone is tailgating you.....just ignore it or......sometimes i'll get tired of someone following too closely and just speed up an extra 20 mph for about 10-20 seconds and get some distance. i also do this if someone comes up beside me on a multilane and then just sits beside me instead of passing. just for clarity......im usually the person thats going fast.....so tailgating rarely happens to me.
My first husband and I got married 40+ years ago. From the wedding reception on I was learning some sad truths about this dude. So 5 weeks go by and it is his birthday. He is Italian (the only son of 5 kids to an Italian mama who thought he could do no wrong) and he liked spaghetti and so I made him a nice spaghetti meal. Please understand that I was not some idiot that didn't know how to cook or reverted to things like Prego. So I made it from scratch and served it up. He took a look at it and said "this looks weird" (after all these years he might have said something else, but this is what he meant). I was stunned that there was absolutely no gratitude for me making him his favorite food, so I picked up his plate and threw his spaghetti in the garbage! I ate mine and I have no clue what he ended up eating that night. From then on every time I made spaghetti he would tell me that he liked it loose on the sides. I would tell him to explain what he was talking about - "what is loose on the sides?" so he said "well you know, loose on the sides!" 13 years later when we got divorced, I still wasn't sure what loose on the sides meant. The first 5 weeks of being married to him were rough which is why I think I dumped his food out, but I hadn't know that he had several mental health problems as well as most likely being autistic. His family helped hide it all from me until we said I do. At the point that we got married, three of his sisters had been married with formal weddings, so at our wedding when it was time to cut the cake, I told him so and he said he didn't like cake and kept his butt glued to the chair. His mom finally had to come and tell him to get up and go cut the cake and eat one bite! Not like it was all new to him. Man was he weird.
A live in boyfriend once told me he was sick of eating the same thing over and over again, when i was the one making breakfast and dinner with no input from him whatsoever. Guess what, i started skipping breakfast and was going out to eat after work. He apologized 2 weeks later and said he was used to be waited on by his mother and was expecting me to do the same
Got into a fight with my husband and he started ordering me to have his dinner ready when he came home except he was in sales so I never knew when he'd come home. I made stuffed bell peppers only i didnt cook the rice in his and every bite he took you'd hear uncooked rice crackling. Sounded like his teeth were crumbling. He never said a word. Ate it all. He also never ordered me around in my own kitchen again.
My gosh that face of mischievousness Charlotte does, is freaking a•doooor•able. My Tia (aunt) makes a similar face and it's just funny to see someone else making it.
The recipe thing got me, I have a similar story. I am the only one who learned my grandfather's recipes out of the entire family and he made the absolute best things. Everyone knew him for his cooking, cakes and other goodies. I only have a few things written down so nobody really knows how anything is made and have been guessing for years. It always tastes off. Most of them have all blown me off since he passed and if they had only been nicer I would have shared. One time I 'shared' a recipe with a family member but actually it was a different one with very different ingredients for cookies. The only exception I made are for my kids, they were actually interested and helped in the kitchen too so they deserved to know how to make a few of their Papa's recipes. 😉
Had a college floormate who pissed me off. More than once. One day she made a comment about being a 'recovering' Mormon. A simple note drop to the local temple caused months of random visits from missionaries trying to talk her into coming back.
Toured a Mormon temple once, at the end is a guest book. signed the name and address of my then gf's ex. Missionaries ringing his doorbell early morning weekends for a year
OK, I'm actually going to say that was uncool of you, she escape a cult and you brought them back to harass her, im sorry my dead but you are the a-hole
@@unslaadkrosis9435 yeah seriously this was not OK, I know 3 women who escape Mormons for a time, one gor raped by the husband she was forced to marry by the faith, she was a lesbian. The next was her younger sister, and the reason I speak of bryn in the past tense is because when she refused to marry at age 15 her family chosen fiancé murdered her and got off with a slap on the wrist, the last one was a friend of both of theirs who spent 5 years homeless because her parents destroyed her credit score and made up a bunch of criminal acts that she "had commited" so she couldn't find a job, all because she left the cult
My mum was mad at dad back in the day for not chopping the wood for the stove. She served him a raw steak and egg for tea. He said nothing just got up and went and chopped the wood lol.
I once had roommates who refused to wash their dishes (or even put them in the dishwasher), leaving their dishes, pots and pans in the sink with nasty cold water “to soak”, meaning I would have to wash their dishes, pots and pans, and clean the counters when I got home, so I could cook dinner for me and my boyfriend. Until the night they came home from the bar to find all of their dirty dishes, pots and pans, nasty water and all, stacked neatly in the middle of their bed… which they sat on without turning on the lights, toppling my carefully stacked masterpiece. These same roommates would leave their laundry in the washer and dryer, for days on end, so I would have to finish their laundry to start ours. Until the day I returned the washer and dryer to the rental place, leaving their clothes, wet and dry, in the same basket on the floor where the washer and dryer, that they didn’t have to pay for, once sat. I don’t mind laundromats. 😈
I worked at a place that had two tvs in the dining hall. One was typically set to Spanish speaking channels, and the other was on English. You had to always go request the remotes from the office to change the channel, then you'd give it back to the manager on duty. Sometimes guys would take over the TV for hours on end. So, to combat this, I downloaded a universal remote app to my phone. They'd go get the remote, change both tvs to the same football game, and I'd be sitting in the back of the room, on my computer with headphones, discreetly messing with the tvs, making them get up and get the remotes over and over.
When people tailgate me, I drive at the exact speed limit, then slow down. If we're at a red light, they pull up close behind, I put the car in reverse to scare them. I hate bullies.
I had a neighbour that always played a f* song early in the morning on the weekend. I hated that song so much so I put on a song on repeat with a lot of base and then I left the house for 8 hours. I never heard her play her song ever again. 😁
When I was 23 I lived with a bunch of guys. One night they had a bender with a bunch of their varsity bros and they raided the fridge. The casualty? All my freshly weighed out, portioned food for the week. I woke up in the morning to a houseful of passed out bros and literally none of my food left. I never forgot. I will always remember. 🤬
My cousin lived with me 4 awhile and ate my leftovers from an expensive restaurant and put the box back in the fridge with little pieces of food left in it. When I got home from work I lost my mind. I completely ripped into her when I saw her and it's been probably 18 years ago and she still remembers it. I was pregnant at the time and didn't no it yet which could explain why I was so enraged. So I can understand doin very petty things when some1 takes ur leftovers u been dreaming about all day lol.
One of my neighbours used to hate a pigeon that roosted in my garden, and would constantly bang on my fence (upsetting my dog, and generally annoying/startling me) so i started feeding all the birds; and i mean ALL the birds. Mr pigeon brought reinforcements. Boy did me proud.
lol i had a neighbor years ago and would get up at 4am to get ready for work. however, he would grind coffee at 4 and wake the all his neighbor up. So, we all decided to meet at 1am and have coffee in the hall-he came out sooo mad and then once we explained why-he stomp back to his apartment-but, never heard coffee grinder again. lol
My upstairs neighbors clomped around in wooden shoes at night, and put their office chair right over my bed. So I put a huge air purifier on top of my fridge right under their bed. Fair's fair.
I had a friend who blocked me because I sent her an ultrasound picture. She didn’t like them at the time and had made a comment on my page about how stupid it is when ppl post ultrasound pics. We kinda got in a convo about it and she ended up saying if anyone sent her an ultrasound pic she would block them. So my next ultrasound I immediately sent her one and she indeed blocked me. NOW she has a kid and started doing an MLM and sent me a message trying to sell books or something. So I was like “hey you remember that time…” snd she was like “hahaha kinda”. Then I blocked her.
Yup... I literally asked my husband to stop eating the rice I put for myself so that I could eat after putting kids to sleep. Unfortunately, I slept with my kids and when I woke up around 1 or 2am my husband was starting to eat the snack. Well no need to guess as it was my plate. I was damn sleepy but told him to stop right there and asked him to go downstairs and get his own rice from fridge. He put it down right next to me. I finally got up after 30 minutes and then ate that plate which was cold because of AC but enjoyed it because of my pettiness.😂
@@Lindseyisloony The only thing that changed is that we used to fight each other for food, today, as you said, we expect people to stay away out of respect. We have food in abundance, it shouldn't matter, but it does.
My parents neighbour didn't manage sell his house so he started to rent it like a cottage because it's at very popular holiday area (every house in the area is perm residence so idk how city didn't stop him. Rental cottages are on different area) silence (or quiet time, whatever) by law is between 10pm and 7am, some were families and all good, but dozen young adults drinking and shouting in hot tub on backyard were not so nice. So, my dad as the early bird, got outside at 7, took his chainsaw and started chopping firewood. On both mornings when party people tried to sleep hangover (mom leaves for work at 3am so she wasn't bothered by this but was kept awake due the parties) I told him that if I lived there, I'd sneak backyard and drill a hole to that hot tub.
That's an appropriate reaction. My neighbor sometimes cuts his grass when I'm sleeping after night shift, but I don't mind. It's usually on Saturday, around noon and he has no way of knowing my schedule. My brain just ignores the noise.
@@suonatar1 yeah it's hard for people who work shifts. My closest neighbour thankfully lives 400m away. Dad does this only when there is partying AHs. And it's even better because his "work spot" is in corner where their house and garage blocks noise to other houses and kinda amplifies it towards this rental house. Calling police doesn't help (we live but rural so not much police and their patrolling area is huge) and talks with this neighbour were "well there is housebook that explains everything to guests and it also mentions quiet time". Yeah sure party people give a s*it about that.
@@suonatar1 If you do want total quite though...get a pair of custum made earplugs. I need them, because I don't have AC and have to sleep with my windows wide open in summer, so my appartement can cool down a little overnight. Cost me about 60€. They block out sound completely and unlike with regular earplugs, I can't feel them at all anymore after a minute or so and I never lose them during the night.
I know when I first moved into my apartment with my mom, the landlords told us not to make any loud noise after eight. Lo and behold! One neighbor would play drums after eight until early morning. There were a few times that the police were called, eventually, she stopped and barely plays with them.
No matter what job I have, I always get told to stay later or am just expected to stay later due to my work ethic. Me being petty is leaving exactly on time, and watching everyone just get beet red as I'm just "following the rules."
I was put on a "performance plan" as a programmer because I would take lunch whenever I hit a good stopping point. Maybe 11:30 or 1:30, but always told my manager. Instead of telling me to stick to a standard lunch, my manager put me on a 90 day plan...my hours were specified as 7:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. with lunch from 11:30 to 12:30.. no exceptions. So I didn't come in early or stay late (like I used to do regularly), and always took lunch at 11:30, no matter what... even walking out of meetings. When they were scrambling to resolve a production issue, 4:30 came and I started to leave. My manager asked where I was going. I told her, "home". She said I had to stay until it was resolved...I pointed out I had a plan that specified my hours, smiled and walked out. (They were all still there when I came in at 7:30 the next day). At the end of 90 days, they informed me I was off the plan. I said that was nice but to make sure they felt I was working enough, I'd be working the same hours. I didn't work a minute over the rest of the time I was there. Play stupid games. Win stupid prizes. Oh, and the production support issue took me 15 minutes to fix, once I was "allowed" to fix it. The director and 3 managers spent 4 days trying to fix it, and told me I didn't know what I was talking about. Okay.
When I had my niece and nephew with me I would buy pizza but I would always eat the first slice. Niece: How come you always eat first? Nephew: yeah! Me: Cos big wolf eat first. …. Fast forward next day I look at the fridge for a slice? Me: How come there is no pizza left? They: Because little wolf eat last. I wasn’t even mad just proud of them.
I did that remote trick with my sister and Brother-in-law's tv after I watched their house for couple of months. After they returned, I'd be at home and just randomly turn off the tv when I know they'd be watching it. Didn't do it for anything specific other than to just mess with them a little bit.
I had an upstairs neighbor when I was a teenager that played that annoying “ima be” song with Fergie or whatever it’s called. She was in her 40s or 50s and worked at Walmart. Played that damn song on a loop all night long one night. As loud as she could. I put my stereo speaker in the ceiling (pulled a tile out of the drop ceiling) and played lamb of god as loud as it would go. She never did that shit again 😂
My man used to do landscaping, he’s very good at it. He had built a beautiful, brick BBQ oven and cooking area for the home owner. The home owner found out he wasn’t licensed, but waited till the job was completed before telling my man he wasn’t going to pay him, because he was unlicensed. My man came back with a sledgehammer and destroyed the whole thing. He got arrested, but all charges were dropped due to my man’s Navy high Security clearance. 😂
Well, yeah, the worst they could get him for was trespassing, surely (assuming the owner didn't front all the supplies). If not, then that's frustrating.
So he worked without the proper licencing and then destroyed it? Does the government not pay those with a high level of clearance enough? Sounds like entitlement and anger issues to me. The Navy should be proud and we Americans should be scared. Is he a CIA operative as well?
I do the speeding thing all the time. Like MF-er, I'm already going 10 over! And then they speed around, and I'm like yes, go get that citation! Ha ha ha!
Every time my son pisses me off I remotely use my phone to reboot our modem to kick him out of his vr games and chat. He screams while playing like a Maniac all while we are asleep at midnight -4am
I'm such a nice person that it's not even funny like sometimes people just walk all over me even when I am obviously very irritated and upset but I still end up doing everything for people who treat me like less than dirt. Sooooo... Many thanks for all these lessons in pettiness that I can use to teach myself to not be nice to people who do not deserve it. Love you 🥔 👑 With every new video you've been slowly teaching me to treat myself the way I deserve to be treated 😘
I mean this in the most caring way possible as I was the same, if you let someone walk over you, it’s you not seeing your worth or having enough respect for yourself. Don’t be scared to know your worth and power. Put your foot down. The only ones who will get mad are the people who would never have appreciated you anyway.
Yes I've slowly been learning this. I would look to others to show me my worth and what I deserved, but realized that was an ass backwards way of being loved and being treated lmao
Just sent this link to a friend who's going through a pretty bad break up, realized it was 2 yrs old, decided to rewatch it & just THE SAME DAMN THING!!!
Got restructured out of my job during the pandemic. Took the ice cube trays from the lunch room which I had bought. they were only from the dollar store but they were MINE.
PETTY ROOMMATE REVENGE SUGGESTIONS NEEDED! (Story 1st: I had a roommate once who, after 1 month, had doubled my electric bill. When I asked why he was taking hour & a half showers, he said the water wasn't hot enough & he didn't feel clean--my hot water heater was set at 132° (I checked)! Turns out he had his computer in the bathroom & was WATCHING PORN W/THE WATER RUNNING! Then there were nights he'd knock on my door @ 2 am to ASK WHEN I WAS MAKING HIM DINNER b/c he "was hungry & it was getting late." He'd also do what the roommate in this video did, & eat leftovers I'd literally been dreaming about eating the following day--like my HOMEMADE LASAGNA. Who DOES these things???) I currently have a renter who can't seem to pee IN the toilet bowl. He hits the sides of the bowl, the floor, THE WALL...he's also RUINED my carpet to the point that I'm going to need to re-carpet my townhouse, my laundry room looks like a dryer-lint-factory has exploded; he's broken my downstairs bathroom sink, & my garbage disposal no longer works. I cannot kick him out b/c of COVID moratorium, but this friend is no longer a friend! ANY PETTY SUGGESTIONS? BECAUSE I WILL 100% USE THEM!!!
The puzzle piece was just plain evil. No matter how much I would want to get back at someone, I’d NEVER flush a puzzle piece. Cause if it were me on the receiving end, I’d literally break down and cry. Buying the business names??? That was savage as fuuuck. Don’t tell your dreams to people you’re screwing over
Simone - Agreed. I'd have put that last piece *under the couch-cushion* (or the carpet) in the room where the puzzlebox was stored...'plausible deniability'. 😏
re: jumping jack lady my great grandmother had a similar thing she would do. She woudl find a zebra crossing, walk a little aways from it and start to cross, if anyone honked at her, she would stop, smile, give them the "Queens' wave" and continue walking but slower. A fantastic lady I stg.
when I get tailgated, I turn on my blinker, the car starts getting closer thinking i'm soon changing lanes, then I spend about 2 minutes gradually changing lanes. usually, they get pissed and pass me on the left shoulder
I was once (for 16 years) in a relationship with a moderately OCD a-hole. When I'd had an especially trying weekend of being criticized for not folding the towels precisely or not vacuuming in a straight line, before I left his house I would go to the kitchen and turn all the drinking glasses over. Received an angry text within the following day. It was satisfying. I don't miss him.
@@gailrodgers3079 Heck yeah. For the last decade, I do what I want how I want. He said I'm a vengeful person. I thought I was too, but it turns out it was just him. I've not had the urge for petty revenge towards anyone else since.
@@jennchi LOL! I got a much nicer husband. But I still share children with the first who had more problems than OCD (I'm not sure his doc has even picked up on that one) but with all the others, He is a me first and I'm more important than anyone mentally ill individual. One year on Mother's Day, my son was visiting and got a call from his dad that I could over hear. He was insisting that the son and him make plans for Father's Day right THEN!!! Like excuse me but that is a month from now it can wait! I think my son had to hang up on him.
Left His House? Oh Hell no. He should have been doing it all by Himself! At Our House, a complaint about how something is done is like volunteering to do it yourself for a while. I've quietly cleaned many a pot and pan over the years just so I don't have to do all the dishes myself.
Charlotte, wd40. Get a can of wd40 or liquid wrench, flip the chair upside down and Spray the parts that move. Wipe off the excess and you should be good for a couple months. When it wears out, do it again. One can of wd40 will last you years.
@@CharlotteDobre I think you will have better results with Powdered Graphite---www.canadiantire.ca/en/pdp/jig-a-loo-graphite-extreme-lubricant-311-g-0381502p.html
Charlotte should make a GoFundMe account so she can get donations to get a Herman Miller chair (the 3 thou. $ one)...then once she reaches her goal...Toss the old chair and enjoy the new Herman Miller chair!🤣
the room mate food thing is exactly why my old housemates and I had mini fridges to store food in, we'd only use the main fridge for like milk and butter and shared meals
I did the tiny food portion thing but different. About a week of partner talking about her needing to diet as dinner conversation I served out some stir fry with her having a normal portion and me having a tiny little pile. I said obviously she was meaning me to diet because she was WAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY slimmer than I was. I think that counts as petty passive aggressive haha. I honestly didn't feel bad because she really was in very good shape and I was pretty sure it was a fishing expedition.
My stepdaughter named her mother “Birthgiver” in her phone😂. She abandoned all 3 kids when my stepdaughter was 15-the oldest-and her husband. My stepson (the youngest) was only 7 and has special needs requiring 24-hour care . He’s in a wheelchair, has a feeding tube, insulin pump with diabetes, cerebral palsy, in deaf, unable to speak, and multiple other diagnoses. It’s really sad what she did, but in the end she did them a favor by not tormenting them anymore. My stepdaughter has renamed her by her first name in her phone 6 years on. She’s the one who said “I don’t want to be a wife anymore. I don’t want to be a mother.” And then she named them all, “I don’t want ---, I don’t want ---, etc.” The worst thing is that my stepdaughter HEARD her say it twice. (Once when she said it to me). I pray that she heals from this and eventually has a better relationship with her, but I always worry she’ll be hurt. She is a brilliant snap back of WELL-DESERVED petty when she means it though!!!
The spaghetti in an ice cream cone is brilliant! There is a chain of stores down here called Chick’nCone and they serve chicken chunks in a waffle cone it’s interesting.
As the Queen of petty you can see that Charlotte really enjoys this video, you can also see the cogs whirring in her brain ... I using that one and that one 😈.
i once had a neighbor on the other side of one of my walls who put up a dartboard on our connecting wall...and since she was a waitress and got off work at like, 2am, she'd have friends over to hang out in the weeeee hours of the morning when i was trying to sleep and they'd play darts... omg! so, while she was sleeping...i was at work so i couldn't even get petty revenge on her. :( but, i did buy a house and move out, so that's my only "revenge"... ;)
Had a girl I worked with in my old job that bullied me, fat shamed me, and continuously insinuated that my boss and I were sleeping together (we legit just talked about anime every now and then). So I got a promotion/raise and this week I got two messages, one from her saying "hey girl" like we're friends, and another from my new manager ASKING MY HONEST OPIONION ON HER BECAUSE SHE APPLIED FOR THE SAME DEPT AND PUT ME AS A REFERENCE. Bitch didn't get the job 🤣🤣🤣. To say that this was THE most satisfying moment of my life, would be an understatement.
My boyfriend has seriously pisssed me off tonight and had a good cry, but watching this video was the first moment in hours when I was laughing again. Thank you sooooo much!!!
I cooked my boyfriend a chilli but he got too drunk to eat it, so I took a picture of it, edited a sad face onto it and set it as our WhatsApp group icon. I also changed the group name to “Beef Chilli Betrayal”, whilst he was sleeping it off on the sofa.
Taking my revenge today. It's going to be so much fun. Hiding keys and wallet. Maybe hiding keys to his work shop. Wind him up and watch him go.😂 hope I don't accidently drop his favourite glass.🤔
I actually went out and bought extra thick area rugs for my place because I have 2 girls under 4 so there is alot of running around. Duh. Anyhow the woman who lives under is in her seventies. Instead of saying something to me she went and complained to our landlord. Yesterday we happened to be checking the mail at the same time. I noticed she had hearing aids in so I said hello just to strike up a little convo. I had to say hello 4 times before she heard me.... I then said that I was sorry about my girls running around and I would think that the floor was very thick and that I even have extra thick area rugs in my hallway and livingroom. She then tells me that she CAN'T hear the footsteps but her dog barks and gets "stressed" when my girls are running around and being loud. To be honest I couldn't think of anything at the moment that was PG so to keep myself from bring rude to one of my elders I just closed my mailbox and walked away. If anyone has any ideas of what I can do to be petty while being sneaky at the same time please comment your ideas. Much appreciated 👍🏼✌🏼❤
My husband would make something in the kitchen and NEVER wipe the counters down. So I patiently collected the crumbs over a few weeks and then put them in his side of the bed. I always went to bed first and was sleeping when he came in. I woke to WTF!! Lmao. Needless to say, he started wiping the counters. Hahahha
Huge shout out to Glen Allen who submitted this topic to me! Got a killer video out of it so thank you Glen!
My sincerest gratitude to Glen Allen and Charlotte Dobre
TY, Charlotte and #internetbestie, Glen. We love all of your videos, 👸. 💝
@Charlotte Dobre how do we submit video ideas to you?
Depending on the kind of tv you have sometimes if its connected to a hdmi, it may cause the TV to turn on
@@missmurphy420 Twitter!!
A coworker wasn’t getting enough sleep. Her new next-door neighbors (rented half of a duplex) would come home from their swing shift about midnight and turn on their heavy metal music for about two hours before going to bed. Coworker had to get up at 4:00am in order to start her early morning shift. She tried talking to them nicely, but that didn’t work. Before trying the management company, she tried one more thing. When she got up for work the next time they had kept her awake, she took her old stereo out of her storage closet and placed it with the big speakers right up against the wall next to their bedroom. She put on a LP recording of the “Eighteen Twelve Overture”, complete with church bells and cannons, and cranked up the volume. Before it was finished, they were knocking on her door, asking her to turn it off. She replied that she would keep it playing, but promised not for as long a time as they had kept her awake earlier. When the first side was finished, she turned the record over to “Wellington’s Victory”. No cannons, but lots of blaring trumpets.
She never had a noise problem from them again.
I tired this, he bought more speaker…. So I had him evicted
*That's awesome*
@@hellcat604 Oh wow, how were you able to do that? Did you got help from other neighboors?
@@mariner6796 it was a small 4 plex and the summer it took place both my neighbors went away. One to France to spend time with her mother and the other went travelling with his band. I was subjected to a legit flop house. The cops surrounded my house one day trying to get into the guy’s apartment because a missing 16 yr olds phone was pinged to the address.
@@hellcat604 but that doesnt explain how YOU got him evicted... sounds like he was a creep and the cops just took care of it.
Best one I ever heard of was a lady who took up one leg on all her husband's suits, like, 1cm. Just enough for it to be uncomfortable, but not enough for him to realise what had happened.
Ooooooh, i love it😁👍
I love that
something to remember if I ever get really angry at my future husband
@@booksandwine6245 it would be better to talk about why you are angry.. well at least if you want the relationship to be healthy and last a long time.
That's how you do it, subtle but effective after a while 😂
Move in the shadows! 😂
@dominiquewinther857 why are women ALWAYS expected to be the bigger person?
Can we take a moment to mourn the missed opportunity for Charlotte to say "Petty Spaghetti" for the ice cream cone revenge... haha xx
lmao
Lol.... The petty grandma that left out a crucial step to her secret recipe reminded me of my grandma. She taught me all of her recipes from her grandmother. When she passed, my aunt "found" her recipe box. What none of my extended fam realized is that every recipe in that box was perousfully wrote with the wrong ingredients. She gave my mother the original box on the day she merrier my dad, since she was the only inlaw that wanted to learn the recipes. As my grandma had 5 boys and no girls, she wanted to pass down the family tradition to the next generation of women in her family. She tried with everyone but my mom was the only one who really made an effort to learn. To this day my aunt's and uncles complain that whatever they make never tastes the same as when grandma made it but when I or my mom make the same thing it tastes perfect. Sucks for them, they should have cared more to learn from the expert when she was around. Hell she passed when I was only 10 and had spent every weekend in the kitchen with her making tomato sauce, jams, jellies, apple sauce, lebchuken, coleslaw, and her famous chocolate icing. I have been asked by others whet recipe I use and I always tell them "I have the same as everyone else, the only thing I have left of grandma is that nice recipe book Aunt B made for everyone from her box...." Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!
You spelled 'Lebkuchen' wrong, it's not that hard just bc it's german..
@@laterzhaterzlmfao5468 your a bit of a jerk, really? Necessary to correct the spelling?
Loved it. 😅😅
Petty and I love it
@@laterzhaterzlmfao5468 so patronizing. shut up.
A neighbor of mine used to fall asleep with their heavy metal blaring. So the fusebox to the whole duplex was in my unit for some reason. I would just shut off their power then flick it back on to make the stereo turn off. One time they decided to have a giant party and I got so annoyed I shut the power off for about 5 minutes. thats about the pettiest I've ever been. :3
My dad tells a story all the time about how when he was younger, my grandmother was sick and tired of doing all the work herself cooking and cleaning....after begging for help with dishes for weeks, she threw them all way!!!! Every dish and bowl!!!She surprised the family with the news by serving the meal directly on the table! When my grandpa got pissed grandma said, “buy some new dishes if you want to eat off of them, but you’re cleaning them yourself “ and so a new family tradition was born....to this day one person cooks dinner and the people eating clean the dishes after. Thanks grandma!
It's the rule of my house as well.
Jennifer Tilly from the bride of chucky her character said "the wife spends all day slaving over a hot stove the least he can do is the dishes"
The toddler reminding the pediatrician that his watch is a clock...Soooo Young Sheldon 😂😂😂😂
I was thinking that one was bs, but I can totally imagine Sheldon saying that.
Cyd's daughter would actually do it. She's a Sass Queen. I've seen video of it on Instagram. She also likes to turn off lights when people are in the bathroom.
@@librarymousemama yes! She’s hilarious!
@@tomastomasi975 I had posted the same thing. Some things tilt in the realm of unreality.
When my husband and I were first married I went to the bathroom in the middle of the night. Not wanting to disturb him I didn't turn on any lights. When I fell into the water I was really cheese off so I put Vaseline all over the the toilet seat. When he went in for his morning "constitution" he slid off on the floor. We have been married for 30 years and he has never left the seat up again.🤬
Nice! That actually makes me happy, he learned his lesson.
I have neighbors upstairs that refuse to control their 2 and 3 yr old bc "they cant" so running and stomping and throwing and screaming is constant. Ive been polite and an adult to no avail. So I started putting in earbuds and standing on a chair and playing the drums on the ceiling while singing eye of the tiger at the top of my lungs. Oddly enough, they didnt care for MY screaming and thumping. After that they were magically able to control them.
🤣 Love it!! I bet they'll keep up their parenting tactics now. 👏💝
@@Trista072 if not I have np reminding them to lol
I may need to try this! Ppl above me man are LOUD as HELL and I needed something petty to do to make them be more considerate.. Thanks Luv!
@@rachaelgibson2330 glad I could help 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻 hope it works for you!!!
@@lyndsayblassingame3797 You go, Girl. 💝
When I was studying, my neighbour always partied. Weekend, weekdays. Made no difference to her. And I had to study for hours after school was done for the day and go back to schools early next morning. So I figured out when she was sleeping. And as soon as I thought she would be in deep sleep, I started playing with a tennis ball. Her huge dog went bananas and tore her small 30 square meter apartment to pieces trying to find the ball I had 😈😈😈 She was a good dog mom she never yelled at the dog or hurt it but she had to get up to make it calm down by walking it or playing with it outside. Oh I loved it 😍
👏🤣Great story!! I love that for you. 💝
Aaaawww. You've made her dog so happy 😊🌹
@@suonatar1 I did. But I’m sure she would rather sleep 😅
@@ForeverLumozShe made her choice, now she has to live with it.
Less parties = more sleep.
Hehe...funny one. I used to hit a tennis ball with racquet on the wall where my mother's bed was placed in her room. She used to like afternoon naps. As soon as I thought she was asleep I would go out the back and hit the ball against that wall like I was Layton Hewitt coming back from 2 sets down (the only way he could win) at Wimbledon...COME ON!!!!
My roommate would never change the toilet paper roll, so I always put it on with the sheets facing the wall. She HATED that, considering it to be backward. However, she could never, ever say anything because she knew it would start a conversation about, "And when was the last time the TP was replaced facing forward? Hmmm...?" So petty and so much fun.
And she never change it to the way she liked? Really lazy. But if she did change it that would be even more annoying.
My petty revenge is that my niece is so rude, and she even talks back at me and my grandparents. When we asked her to do chores, she will not do it. So I have the full access on our internet connection so what I did is that I block only her devices from getting a internet connection. She can't even use her mobile data because in our house the signal is weak. So I told her we are going to do a "Good Deed Merit Points" if she collected 5 points she can have access to the internet for only 30 mins. So the longer she wanted to use the internet, the more she need to earn that Good Deed Merit Points.
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To all of those saying it's cruel and unnecessary for me to do that. We both live with my grandparents and who are old and weak. Also I was bedridden for a long time and I used to be in a wheelchair before and walk using a cane. I am still recovering now, but my legs still aren't strong so I have a bit of a jelly legs that when I exhaust my leg I am prone to tripping and falling but even with my condition I still try to be able to help around the house while working to pay the bills so a little help around the house would be a huge thing for us. She only has her mom, and her mom works 2 jobs to provide for her while under my supervision and her mom even asks her to help around the house. Her dad left her and her mom when she was just a fetus. She has a stepfather who has a polio and uses 2 crutches and an iron leg to be able to move around and works as well for her and her mom. Yeah it could be a bit harsh to the some people of my way of discipline but to let you know I grew up in an abusive household when I was a kid where my dad would beat me up before and my step mom doesn't care at all. Compared to the discipline I experienced as a kid, the discipline I am doing is pretty tame.
LOVE IT!! I have a niece like that too. She thinks that everybody should worship the ground she walks on. She talks to her Mother, which is my Sister, like dirt, and thinks that everybody owes her the world. This gives me ideas. Thank you. 💜
Thats not petty thats good parenting that she isnt getting. I think its awesome.
Good for you! It sounds like she hasn't been properly parented. You're actually doing her a favor but she likely doesn't appreciate it. The world doesn't adjust to spoiled brats
That's great!
So educational. 🌹
😂😂😂💯
I lived with my best friend (RIP Mark) that I've known since we were little. So, this man has been around for birthdays, Christmases, when my son was born, etc. So, he has ate all our big meals with us from time to time so he knows(well, knew but my heart isn't ready to use past tense yet) he has his favorites and mommas cheesecake was one of them. Being awesome like i am, I knew he loved it so I brought 3 plates home..3 Charlotte..I woke up the next morning with Mark, sleeping on the couch with all 3 plates laid around him...it's a great memory I have, so everybody share your cheesecake!
I can’t be petty to my husband because he gives me no reason. He’s just a great guy. I’ve never had to ASK him to do anything. If there are dishes to be done he does them, whatever. I look for nice things I can do for him. We both do that plus we laugh…a lot…all the time. He’s so damn funny. We will be married 40 years in Nov. This video was hysterical.
aww, thank you for sharing your experience! I love seeing things like this to balance out the wth stories.
Mine is the same! I'm so grateful he is like that. Been together for 12 years, from I was 20
Awe, how sweet. My grandparents and parents have been together for records of 50 - 65 years and can't say the same. I've been married 21 years and there isn't any chance we find our husband's funny or not having to "ASK" as you put it. It's about respect and that's just the bottom line.
Same married 34 years.
That's so awesome - Congrats on 40 years! It's going to be 10yrs for us in Oct, and similar situation. We laugh a lot, with him joking a bit more than I do. We freely share housework; if someone's feeling better than the other, they are glad to do it all that day, etc.
Another thing that works great is we each have our own space to work-from-home. Nobody feels crowded, and we can't wait to hang out together when we're both free 💗💜💙
That toddler one reminded me of something my son did a couple of years ago. He and I were doing the food shop. We came out and someone was parked next to us where there wasn't a space marked. She had parked there because it was pouring with rain and it was closest to the door. I was grumbling the whole time I put the shopping in the car and she came out with just two items. I'm not confrontational so I said nothing, and as I was pulling the car away as she was getting in, my son rolled down the window, leaned out and shouted at her 'duh, that's not a parking space'.
I wish I could get away with that stuff. Old people can do it too. I had a kinder baby ask my why I was so fat in the most innocent of ways. I just said I needed to eat more healthy food and exercise. Not wrong. I waited until I left to cry in the bathroom.
@@msp_isyourteacher6139 thats why I hate most kids, not that they're to blame most of the time they are just reflecting how their parents act, but it's a problem when their parents are karens imo
That would have got a extra movie night in my house that week, of course I wouldn't say why if asked
My son had a moment a little like that.
I went out to eat with him and accidentally knocked over my soup, he said mom your suposed to eat that
I don't understand people stealing food. You hear about it so often (roomates, coworkers, etc). I would never dream of that. How much of a scumbag do you have to be to steal someone else's lunch? Yet it seems so common.
Anybody know the psychology behind that?
I could see my current bf doing that, but he just loves food and wolfs down anything not nailed down sometimes if I buy it. He's an hour away from me so I'll go stay for a week and buy snacks, fruit, and stuff because he doesn't keep any in the house, but then he opens mine and starts eating them before I do. Sometimes I get stuff to take home because their stores have different stuff, but he's gone and opened it...This is a 41 yr old man, not some college kid either. I guess he just lacks social skills. He lives with his brother and they don't touch each other's food though, like not even condiments. Effin weird. Just share the dang mustard and mayo!
I think the technical term is "being a fecking arsehole"
And how do you know they haven’t licked all over it or made it with filthy hands? That would be all I could think about. I hear too many coworkers not washing their hands in the bathroom! For all you know that person picked their nose and then made themselves a booger sandwich.
I had a housemate who did this once - only ever once. She did the deed + went to bed like a coward before I got home.
She woke up to me twirling her hair around a fork, with a spoon + bowl, & pretending to eat it like spaghetti. She obviously freaked TF out, but the point was successfully made, she made me a replacement meal the next day, & it never happened again.
(Note: We were very good friends. Kids, don't try this at home.)
I know right! And yet I have one of those within my family and we used to be roommates too... But it's like the whole package, didn't do the dishes, never took the trash out, never was the one to offer to go grocery shopping... Like that one time I asked him to get toilet paper for the house, he got a pack of four rolls..... Like dude, why'd you even bother, at this rate in 2 days we gotta get some more are you effing kidding me? So I'm gonna go with these people are lacking respect, common sense and consideration for others. May I be so bold to call them psychopaths, because the very definition of a psychopath is lacking empathy, and I can't empathize enough with someone losing it's precious leftovers to that kind of jerks. I mean, is it so hard to put yourself in someone else's shoes??
LMAOO the one at 2:57 - This is exactly why they say don't tell ANYONE about your business ideas, not even the people you're closest to.
My husband didn't want to dirty dishes when he made himself supper when I was at work - so he served spaghetti in a HOT DOG bun! A little garlic butter and some parmesan grated on top - I crave it to this day!
Spaghetti sandwich! YUMMMMY! That actually sounds really good! 🤔
Oh... and my name for the spaghetti in an ice cream cone? *PETTY SPAGHETTI!* LMAO! 😂🤣🍝
@@MissTique247 oh, they are!
I've done that...actually quite tasty!...but I still hand wash my dirty dishes.
@@gunthergiesl5185 I hand wash my dishes, too, but only because there isn't room in my apartment for a dishwasher.
That's interesting lol XD
Who eats their roommates leftovers. Never even used to eat my husband’s leftovers without asking first. Wow!! People are so rude
I always ask my hubby if he minds me eating something of his ^_^ he always says I can have it lol, he's so sweet ♥
The same people who eat all the food but never go grocery shopping or replace what they ate.
Forget roommates- my brothers’ ex (who I treat like Voldemort- ie. ‘she who shall not be named’) took sausages that **I** had bought; she took the whole top layer of a large pack (like 6/ 8, idr) cooked them, chopped them up & was just eating them from a bowl when we came home...
They wouldn’t have even had anywhere to live if my mum hadn’t guilted me into agreeing- she regrets it, because that b*tch later stole from my younger brother (Mum’s favourite)- but it was a bit more complicated, because the carton of cigarettes she took were returns- as in, part of my brother’s job as a courier driver, & because they were cigarettes- they came under ATF; if they hadn’t been returned, both my brother **& his boss** could have faced fines, charges, & potentially jail time...
Saddest thing is, even years after they broke up (a 7-yr relationship that felt like 10 years to me, & entirely too long- given he forgave her for cheating _twice_ - just because it was phone/ online, & somehow that wasn’t ‘real cheating’- & that’s not including how she treated me...) he maintained the lie that she hadn’t taken them; he eventually told us that he went & bought a new carton, to replace it (given how expensive 🚬 are, & he had 💸 problems- it wasn’t exactly something he could afford to do).
Had he any damn spine, he would have been truthful from the start & dumped her arse- especially considering that fiasco could have cost our brother his job... as it was, it was like more than a year or something before things ended with them- it’s a bit blurry, time-wise - it’s been more than five years, probably closer to ten...
Sorry for the rambling, lol...
I no right. I just left a comment about this very thing. It's abhorrent behavior and anyone who does that or drinks ur last Pepsi have to have issues to b that inconsiderate.
SAME!!! Rudeness on all counts.
The woman, who bought the patents for her crappy boyfriend's businesses, belongs on r/prorevenge.
She hit a Edison and I ain't even mad 🤣🤣
1000 chefs kisses for that one
You know... I'm blessed to have really great roommates. We all do our part, we respect one another's boundaries, and we communicate like adults.
0:56 😂😂😂😂😂 you have to show Mike this one pary😂😂😂
My friend and I were pulling out of a parking spot and some guy honked his horn because we weren't going fast enough for him... so now we have to stay in that parking spot forever.
🤣 YES!! Definitely. 👏💝
Yeah. I had started my car, but realized my dark glasses were too dirty. As I was cleaning them an impatient guy started honking.
Well, after cleaning the glasses, I had to blow my nose, brush my hair, check some (non-existent) something in the glove box…. He finally drove by and I immediately backed out and left.
I have done that. Pulled out most of the way. Guy Honked horn. I backed back in.
😏😏
This! I used to work 3rd shift in a call center, so my team always had great parking. On snowy days, I would let my car run a few minutes to warm up. All the first shifters would just and stare or honk for me to move. Yeah......no. I sat there for a good half hour one day. Once the person parked and had walked past my car, I drove away.
Many moons ago when I had a roommate that didn't want to do his fair share, I had to go petty on him. He just got comfy on the sofa to watch football. I then decided to help him with his chores and bag up all of the stinky trash he was supposed to take out and sat it right beside his face and told him not to worry, he can take it out when he was ready since I already tied it up for him.
I got one for you.... My hubs and I have been together since late 2015... fast forward to when we bought our first house in 2019, I got very on top on keeping the house clean. My husband is a messy person, as in he puts stuff down but doesn't put stuff away. My 8yr old is just as messy with only a slight excuse bc of his age.... Anyway it started to get to a point I couldn't keep up with keeping the house hygienic bc I spent, what seemed like every waking moment, JUST picking up after them... It was literally the only thing my hubs and I argued about(and I mean I nagged, bitched and moaned constantly). One day we argued literally all day about it. Sooooo, I literally went through the house and just knocked Everything on the floor and flung it around. Clothes clean and dirty, dvds, things in the kitchen, our bedroom you name it(with the exception of our kids stuff/rooms or things that were expensive/breakable)... He came home saw my masterpiece and to my face called me Petty, I said "YUP".. He cleaned it All up and ever since then he picks up after himself and does chores voluntarily and our house is deep/hygienicly cleaned weekly. Bonus: my 8yr old cleans his room and does his own laundry start to finish without being told.
Im not sorry😎.
You should never be sorry! This is GOLD!! ❤😂
Whenever my husband doesn't help with the dishes, I'll clean some of the silverware and hide it so if he wants to eat he has to wash his own silverware.
Hhh that’s so smart !!!! 😂😂😭
But if you hide the silverware, how does he eat if he doesn't find it? This is straight up weird.
@@RachelSWhite I'll wash half of the silverware, hide it, and leave the other half dirty in the sink, forcing him to wash a fork or whatever. He's the type of guy that will use my nice knives to eat peanut butter because we're out of clean silver and he can't be bothered to wash a butter knife.
@@boogs799 why are you married to this guy?!
I got mad at my hubby and thumbs-upped every Justin Bieber song and collab on his Pandora. He loves old rock so he was losing his mind when the algorithm kept popping up JB songs while he was working. It drove him so bonkers that he quit Pandora and went to Spotify.
MY BEST PETTY REVENGE:
At the time I was living in Boca Raton, FL near a posh shopping area known as Mizner Park.
There is a three tiered parking area where we pulled in and there was this sign above that said CAR WASH which confused me.
We stopped the car for literally 3 seconds and this guy behind us in his new BMW 7 Series yells at us “Stupid Bitches!” and proceeds to screech past us in the out direction and parks his car and struts away in a misogynistic entitled way. The parking lot was virtually empty at the time except for 7 others cars.
So when we knew he was gone I decided we had to do something that would freak him out.
I asked my girlfriend if she had an xtra tampon in the car which she did and we also had a red magic marker. We opened the new tampon and applied the red ink on the end then dropped the tampon in a bottle of water so it would expand.
I quickly ran over to his car and put the fake used tampon on his windshield driver’s side with wiper holding it into position.
Not long after, it started to rain!!! 😂
Needless to say, I’m sure that every time that man puts his wipers on, he thinks of a used tampon!
(BTW, I’m not rich, we were driving a simple Toyota Camry which probably made this guy think he was above us)
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣... Ok 👌 sweet. I love this one by far.
Best revenge for entitled freaks.
Gross. Love it 😆
@@zfchaudhry1302 Thank you! I love telling this story. 😂😂😂 It was amazing how it starting raining right after the tampon was affixed.
The Clown God was on our side. 😀 He will forever have that image in his head when he uses his wipers! 😳
‘I can’t wait for a husband that I can be petty with..’ - Watching this now after Mike proposed to you.. full circle ❤
The petty videos are my FAVORITE.
Just hearing Charlotte laugh makes my day. It's IMPOSSIBLE not to laugh. It's contagious. 😂
My boyfriend definitely locked our roommates out of the wifi before.
Our roommate brought in her boyfriend to live with us, and he refused to pay rent and wanted to live there for free.
No internet for squatters, sorryyyy😅🤣
If he wanted to live for free, then she needed to pay his part. If she wanted him there of course
@@amatije exactly what I thought. Someone is going to pay lol
How is this done? Hilarious!
When I'm going 5 over and someone tailgates me we go 2 under the speed limit.
i think it all depends on if its two+ lanes and your prick ass is blocking the left lane; on the other hand, if its a single lane......sure
@@1369Stiles But what if. You are in the "slow" lane and there is a left lane and it's open?
I slow down too. I have a station wagon and my kids in the back… yeah never a good idea to mess with Momma Bear 🤬🤘
You can also flip on your washer fluid strong enough to get the car behind you. That should be a clue for them to back off
@@Kidaru for that scenario, on the rare occasion that someone is tailgating you.....just ignore it
or......sometimes i'll get tired of someone following too closely and just speed up an extra 20 mph for about 10-20 seconds and get some distance. i also do this if someone comes up beside me on a multilane and then just sits beside me instead of passing.
just for clarity......im usually the person thats going fast.....so tailgating rarely happens to me.
Watching this knowing that you did find a prince and he is just as petty, is so satisfying ❤❤❤❤
My first husband and I got married 40+ years ago. From the wedding reception on I was learning some sad truths about this dude. So 5 weeks go by and it is his birthday. He is Italian (the only son of 5 kids to an Italian mama who thought he could do no wrong) and he liked spaghetti and so I made him a nice spaghetti meal. Please understand that I was not some idiot that didn't know how to cook or reverted to things like Prego. So I made it from scratch and served it up. He took a look at it and said "this looks weird" (after all these years he might have said something else, but this is what he meant). I was stunned that there was absolutely no gratitude for me making him his favorite food, so I picked up his plate and threw his spaghetti in the garbage! I ate mine and I have no clue what he ended up eating that night. From then on every time I made spaghetti he would tell me that he liked it loose on the sides. I would tell him to explain what he was talking about - "what is loose on the sides?" so he said "well you know, loose on the sides!" 13 years later when we got divorced, I still wasn't sure what loose on the sides meant. The first 5 weeks of being married to him were rough which is why I think I dumped his food out, but I hadn't know that he had several mental health problems as well as most likely being autistic. His family helped hide it all from me until we said I do. At the point that we got married, three of his sisters had been married with formal weddings, so at our wedding when it was time to cut the cake, I told him so and he said he didn't like cake and kept his butt glued to the chair. His mom finally had to come and tell him to get up and go cut the cake and eat one bite! Not like it was all new to him. Man was he weird.
A live in boyfriend once told me he was sick of eating the same thing over and over again, when i was the one making breakfast and dinner with no input from him whatsoever. Guess what, i started skipping breakfast and was going out to eat after work. He apologized 2 weeks later and said he was used to be waited on by his mother and was expecting me to do the same
🤘🏼Bet he won't do that again. 👊💝
@@Trista072 he did 🤣🤣🤣 he got himself a girl who "could take care of a man"
@@dace8828 😂 Bout dang time!!
@@dace8828 You are better off!! I feel bad for the new chick!
@@dace8828 he's not a man, he's more of a manchild
Got into a fight with my husband and he started ordering me to have his dinner ready when he came home except he was in sales so I never knew when he'd come
home. I made stuffed bell peppers only i didnt cook the rice in his and every bite he took you'd hear uncooked rice crackling. Sounded like his teeth were crumbling. He never said a word. Ate it all. He also never ordered me around in my own kitchen again.
He ordered you to make food? Hell no, throw a bellpepper at his face lol
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My gosh that face of mischievousness Charlotte does, is freaking a•doooor•able. My Tia (aunt) makes a similar face and it's just funny to see someone else making it.
This goes out to all the Petty Labelle, the Teddy Pettygrass and Tyler Petty's good job you did the internet proud😆😆😆
LOVE THIS! HaHAAAAAA! You went '8-Track-Tape Wayback' on THAT one! That's Petty Good! lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😍🤣And don't forget the Petty Waps!
The recipe thing got me, I have a similar story. I am the only one who learned my grandfather's recipes out of the entire family and he made the absolute best things. Everyone knew him for his cooking, cakes and other goodies. I only have a few things written down so nobody really knows how anything is made and have been guessing for years. It always tastes off. Most of them have all blown me off since he passed and if they had only been nicer I would have shared. One time I 'shared' a recipe with a family member but actually it was a different one with very different ingredients for cookies. The only exception I made are for my kids, they were actually interested and helped in the kitchen too so they deserved to know how to make a few of their Papa's recipes. 😉
Had a college floormate who pissed me off. More than once. One day she made a comment about being a 'recovering' Mormon. A simple note drop to the local temple caused months of random visits from missionaries trying to talk her into coming back.
Genuinely asking, is it better to feed someone to cultists than to talk to them like an adult? Sorry for assuming you didn't but, idk Mormons scare me
Toured a Mormon temple once, at the end is a guest book. signed the name and address of my then gf's ex. Missionaries ringing his doorbell early morning weekends for a year
This is too good. I live in Utah where Mormonism is huge. Let me tell you, thode missionaries do NOT give up!
OK, I'm actually going to say that was uncool of you, she escape a cult and you brought them back to harass her, im sorry my dead but you are the a-hole
@@unslaadkrosis9435 yeah seriously this was not OK, I know 3 women who escape Mormons for a time, one gor raped by the husband she was forced to marry by the faith, she was a lesbian. The next was her younger sister, and the reason I speak of bryn in the past tense is because when she refused to marry at age 15 her family chosen fiancé murdered her and got off with a slap on the wrist, the last one was a friend of both of theirs who spent 5 years homeless because her parents destroyed her credit score and made up a bunch of criminal acts that she "had commited" so she couldn't find a job, all because she left the cult
My mum was mad at dad back in the day for not chopping the wood for the stove. She served him a raw steak and egg for tea. He said nothing just got up and went and chopped the wood lol.
I once had roommates who refused to wash their dishes (or even put them in the dishwasher), leaving their dishes, pots and pans in the sink with nasty cold water “to soak”, meaning I would have to wash their dishes, pots and pans, and clean the counters when I got home, so I could cook dinner for me and my boyfriend.
Until the night they came home from the bar to find all of their dirty dishes, pots and pans, nasty water and all, stacked neatly in the middle of their bed…
which they sat on without turning on the lights, toppling my carefully stacked masterpiece.
These same roommates would leave their laundry in the washer and dryer, for days on end, so I would have to finish their laundry to start ours.
Until the day I returned the washer and dryer to the rental place, leaving their clothes, wet and dry, in the same basket on the floor where the washer and dryer, that they didn’t have to pay for, once sat.
I don’t mind laundromats.
😈
I worked at a place that had two tvs in the dining hall. One was typically set to Spanish speaking channels, and the other was on English. You had to always go request the remotes from the office to change the channel, then you'd give it back to the manager on duty. Sometimes guys would take over the TV for hours on end. So, to combat this, I downloaded a universal remote app to my phone. They'd go get the remote, change both tvs to the same football game, and I'd be sitting in the back of the room, on my computer with headphones, discreetly messing with the tvs, making them get up and get the remotes over and over.
When people tailgate me, I drive at the exact speed limit, then slow down. If we're at a red light, they pull up close behind, I put the car in reverse to scare them. I hate bullies.
Lmaooo, the irony of those flipped photos being clipped onto a board that says "love is patient" is just beautiful.
I had a neighbour that always played a f* song early in the morning on the weekend. I hated that song so much so I put on a song on repeat with a lot of base and then I left the house for 8 hours. I never heard her play her song ever again. 😁
When I was 23 I lived with a bunch of guys. One night they had a bender with a bunch of their varsity bros and they raided the fridge. The casualty? All my freshly weighed out, portioned food for the week. I woke up in the morning to a houseful of passed out bros and literally none of my food left. I never forgot. I will always remember. 🤬
My cousin lived with me 4 awhile and ate my leftovers from an expensive restaurant and put the box back in the fridge with little pieces of food left in it. When I got home from work I lost my mind. I completely ripped into her when I saw her and it's been probably 18 years ago and she still remembers it. I was pregnant at the time and didn't no it yet which could explain why I was so enraged. So I can understand doin very petty things when some1 takes ur leftovers u been dreaming about all day lol.
One of my neighbours used to hate a pigeon that roosted in my garden, and would constantly bang on my fence (upsetting my dog, and generally annoying/startling me) so i started feeding all the birds; and i mean ALL the birds. Mr pigeon brought reinforcements. Boy did me proud.
lol i had a neighbor years ago and would get up at 4am to get ready for work. however, he would grind coffee at 4 and wake the all his neighbor up. So, we all decided to meet at 1am and have coffee in the hall-he came out sooo mad and then once we explained why-he stomp back to his apartment-but, never heard coffee grinder again. lol
00:31 A message to Mike from Charlotte 🤣🤣🤣
Spaghetti in an ice cream cone..every guy ever in college dorm..."I've had worse".
It doesn't sound so bad
Wait till all you have in the house is plain noodles and golden syrup....
@@kelseymattison4987 What do you mean? Noodles is already food. Try having flour and onions.
People above me used to drop WEIGHTS at like midnight. I used to stand on the bed and hammer the floor before work at 6am. 😆
My upstairs neighbors clomped around in wooden shoes at night, and put their office chair right over my bed. So I put a huge air purifier on top of my fridge right under their bed. Fair's fair.
I had a friend who blocked me because I sent her an ultrasound picture. She didn’t like them at the time and had made a comment on my page about how stupid it is when ppl post ultrasound pics.
We kinda got in a convo about it and she ended up saying if anyone sent her an ultrasound pic she would block them. So my next ultrasound I immediately sent her one and she indeed blocked me.
NOW she has a kid and started doing an MLM and sent me a message trying to sell books or something. So I was like “hey you remember that time…” snd she was like “hahaha kinda”. Then I blocked her.
not even in the same class of things, dude.
ultrasound= "cool, a lil sci-fi pic of a future human bean!", mlm= "wtf is wrong with you?!?"
Am I wrong to think that a lot of us has this primal "don't touch my food" peeve? I know I do.
Yup... I literally asked my husband to stop eating the rice I put for myself so that I could eat after putting kids to sleep.
Unfortunately, I slept with my kids and when I woke up around 1 or 2am my husband was starting to eat the snack.
Well no need to guess as it was my plate. I was damn sleepy but told him to stop right there and asked him to go downstairs and get his own rice from fridge.
He put it down right next to me. I finally got up after 30 minutes and then ate that plate which was cold because of AC but enjoyed it because of my pettiness.😂
I'm not usually like this but when I'm angry with my husband it gets personal in every way possible.
@@zfchaudhry1302 Totally understandable.
This is MY plate, I'll eat it later, so get your own plate.
@@suonatar1 Exactly
@@Lindseyisloony The only thing that changed is that we used to fight each other for food, today, as you said, we expect people to stay away out of respect.
We have food in abundance, it shouldn't matter, but it does.
My parents neighbour didn't manage sell his house so he started to rent it like a cottage because it's at very popular holiday area (every house in the area is perm residence so idk how city didn't stop him. Rental cottages are on different area) silence (or quiet time, whatever) by law is between 10pm and 7am, some were families and all good, but dozen young adults drinking and shouting in hot tub on backyard were not so nice. So, my dad as the early bird, got outside at 7, took his chainsaw and started chopping firewood. On both mornings when party people tried to sleep hangover (mom leaves for work at 3am so she wasn't bothered by this but was kept awake due the parties)
I told him that if I lived there, I'd sneak backyard and drill a hole to that hot tub.
That's an appropriate reaction.
My neighbor sometimes cuts his grass when I'm sleeping after night shift, but I don't mind. It's usually on Saturday, around noon and he has no way of knowing my schedule. My brain just ignores the noise.
@@suonatar1 yeah it's hard for people who work shifts. My closest neighbour thankfully lives 400m away.
Dad does this only when there is partying AHs. And it's even better because his "work spot" is in corner where their house and garage blocks noise to other houses and kinda amplifies it towards this rental house.
Calling police doesn't help (we live but rural so not much police and their patrolling area is huge) and talks with this neighbour were "well there is housebook that explains everything to guests and it also mentions quiet time". Yeah sure party people give a s*it about that.
@@suonatar1
If you do want total quite though...get a pair of custum made earplugs. I need them, because I don't have AC and have to sleep with my windows wide open in summer, so my appartement can cool down a little overnight.
Cost me about 60€. They block out sound completely and unlike with regular earplugs, I can't feel them at all anymore after a minute or so and I never lose them during the night.
If what he's doing is illegal, just report him like Sheldon did with Howard and Bernadette's neighbour in TBBT😅
@@elfymbouity yeah that's what I told dad. That you have to call the city because they are very strict about this. But noo...
I know when I first moved into my apartment with my mom, the landlords told us not to make any loud noise after eight.
Lo and behold! One neighbor would play drums after eight until early morning. There were a few times that the police were called, eventually, she stopped and barely plays with them.
No matter what job I have, I always get told to stay later or am just expected to stay later due to my work ethic. Me being petty is leaving exactly on time, and watching everyone just get beet red as I'm just "following the rules."
I was put on a "performance plan" as a programmer because I would take lunch whenever I hit a good stopping point. Maybe 11:30 or 1:30, but always told my manager. Instead of telling me to stick to a standard lunch, my manager put me on a 90 day plan...my hours were specified as 7:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. with lunch from 11:30 to 12:30.. no exceptions. So I didn't come in early or stay late (like I used to do regularly), and always took lunch at 11:30, no matter what... even walking out of meetings.
When they were scrambling to resolve a production issue, 4:30 came and I started to leave. My manager asked where I was going. I told her, "home". She said I had to stay until it was resolved...I pointed out I had a plan that specified my hours, smiled and walked out. (They were all still there when I came in at 7:30 the next day).
At the end of 90 days, they informed me I was off the plan. I said that was nice but to make sure they felt I was working enough, I'd be working the same hours. I didn't work a minute over the rest of the time I was there.
Play stupid games. Win stupid prizes.
Oh, and the production support issue took me 15 minutes to fix, once I was "allowed" to fix it. The director and 3 managers spent 4 days trying to fix it, and told me I didn't know what I was talking about. Okay.
Ahhahahaha. Who's rewatching after Mike and hearing all the tricks Charlotte has learned for relationships? I'm cacking
Alternatively : garlic bread plate/cone?
Yep
“Jamie is a dick head.” “Heart, Smile” Charlotte makes everything 10x funnier, just the way she read that sent me 😭😂
When I had my niece and nephew with me I would buy pizza but I would always eat the first slice.
Niece: How come you always eat first?
Nephew: yeah!
Me: Cos big wolf eat first.
….
Fast forward next day I look at the fridge for a slice?
Me: How come there is no pizza left?
They: Because little wolf eat last.
I wasn’t even mad just proud of them.
Love it!!
Makes sense.
You teach them, they teach you 😊
I couldn’t be mad either. That kid is smart.
I did that remote trick with my sister and Brother-in-law's tv after I watched their house for couple of months. After they returned, I'd be at home and just randomly turn off the tv when I know they'd be watching it. Didn't do it for anything specific other than to just mess with them a little bit.
I had an upstairs neighbor when I was a teenager that played that annoying “ima be” song with Fergie or whatever it’s called. She was in her 40s or 50s and worked at Walmart. Played that damn song on a loop all night long one night. As loud as she could. I put my stereo speaker in the ceiling (pulled a tile out of the drop ceiling) and played lamb of god as loud as it would go. She never did that shit again 😂
My man used to do landscaping, he’s very good at it. He had built a beautiful, brick BBQ oven and cooking area for the home owner. The home owner found out he wasn’t licensed, but waited till the job was completed before telling my man he wasn’t going to pay him, because he was unlicensed.
My man came back with a sledgehammer and destroyed the whole thing. He got arrested, but all charges were dropped due to my man’s Navy high Security clearance. 😂
Well, yeah, the worst they could get him for was trespassing, surely (assuming the owner didn't front all the supplies). If not, then that's frustrating.
Why does he get a pass just because he has the clearance?
That is AWESOME
So he worked without the proper licencing and then destroyed it? Does the government not pay those with a high level of clearance enough? Sounds like entitlement and anger issues to me. The Navy should be proud and we Americans should be scared. Is he a CIA operative as well?
The idiots should have just paid for the services they wanted, clearly they wanted a quality barbeque but are too cheapskate to pay for it
I do the speeding thing all the time. Like MF-er, I'm already going 10 over! And then they speed around, and I'm like yes, go get that citation! Ha ha ha!
Every time my son pisses me off I remotely use my phone to reboot our modem to kick him out of his vr games and chat. He screams while playing like a Maniac all while we are asleep at midnight -4am
I'm such a nice person that it's not even funny like sometimes people just walk all over me even when I am obviously very irritated and upset but I still end up doing everything for people who treat me like less than dirt. Sooooo... Many thanks for all these lessons in pettiness that I can use to teach myself to not be nice to people who do not deserve it.
Love you 🥔 👑
With every new video you've been slowly teaching me to treat myself the way I deserve to be treated 😘
I mean this in the most caring way possible as I was the same, if you let someone walk over you, it’s you not seeing your worth or having enough respect for yourself. Don’t be scared to know your worth and power. Put your foot down. The only ones who will get mad are the people who would never have appreciated you anyway.
Yes I've slowly been learning this. I would look to others to show me my worth and what I deserved, but realized that was an ass backwards way of being loved and being treated lmao
Charlotte saying she can't wait to be petty to her future husband 😂 0:34
My water pressure is so good I can do the laundry, or run the dishwasher, while taking a shower, and don't even notice! Love it!
Charlotte chuckling at herself at the end 💖 laughing at your own frivolity is always enjoyable
0:31 POOR MIKE! 😂
Just sent this link to a friend who's going through a pretty bad break up, realized it was 2 yrs old, decided to rewatch it & just THE SAME DAMN THING!!!
Got restructured out of my job during the pandemic. Took the ice cube trays from the lunch room which I had bought. they were only from the dollar store but they were MINE.
PETTY ROOMMATE REVENGE SUGGESTIONS NEEDED! (Story 1st: I had a roommate once who, after 1 month, had doubled my electric bill. When I asked why he was taking hour & a half showers, he said the water wasn't hot enough & he didn't feel clean--my hot water heater was set at 132° (I checked)! Turns out he had his computer in the bathroom & was WATCHING PORN W/THE WATER RUNNING! Then there were nights he'd knock on my door @ 2 am to ASK WHEN I WAS MAKING HIM DINNER b/c he "was hungry & it was getting late." He'd also do what the roommate in this video did, & eat leftovers I'd literally been dreaming about eating the following day--like my HOMEMADE LASAGNA. Who DOES these things???) I currently have a renter who can't seem to pee IN the toilet bowl. He hits the sides of the bowl, the floor, THE WALL...he's also RUINED my carpet to the point that I'm going to need to re-carpet my townhouse, my laundry room looks like a dryer-lint-factory has exploded; he's broken my downstairs bathroom sink, & my garbage disposal no longer works. I cannot kick him out b/c of COVID moratorium, but this friend is no longer a friend! ANY PETTY SUGGESTIONS? BECAUSE I WILL 100% USE THEM!!!
Wow!! What a douche baguette. Lame.
WTF
What an absolute a$$🕳
WTF if someone eat my leftovers pasta, i would be so mad! Everyone knows leftover pasta is the best breakfast ever!!!
WhOoPs hOw DiD tHeSe ChIliPePeRs HeT iNtO tHe LaSaGnA.
Laxatives
Man I do the same thing when they tail gate me, sometimes I also stay next to another car so they can’t pass me….#pettyallday
The puzzle piece was just plain evil. No matter how much I would want to get back at someone, I’d NEVER flush a puzzle piece. Cause if it were me on the receiving end, I’d literally break down and cry.
Buying the business names??? That was savage as fuuuck. Don’t tell your dreams to people you’re screwing over
Simone - Agreed.
I'd have put that last piece *under the couch-cushion* (or the carpet) in the room where the puzzlebox was stored...'plausible deniability'. 😏
re: jumping jack lady
my great grandmother had a similar thing she would do.
She woudl find a zebra crossing, walk a little aways from it and start to cross, if anyone honked at her, she would stop, smile, give them the "Queens' wave" and continue walking but slower.
A fantastic lady I stg.
when I get tailgated, I turn on my blinker, the car starts getting closer thinking i'm soon changing lanes, then I spend about 2 minutes gradually changing lanes. usually, they get pissed and pass me on the left shoulder
She's lucky she wasn't mowed down by a right turn on red whipping through without slowing or stopping
1:51 I can't with her facial expressions today!!!!
I was once (for 16 years) in a relationship with a moderately OCD a-hole. When I'd had an especially trying weekend of being criticized for not folding the towels precisely or not vacuuming in a straight line, before I left his house I would go to the kitchen and turn all the drinking glasses over. Received an angry text within the following day. It was satisfying. I don't miss him.
terrific when they are finally out of our lives.
@@gailrodgers3079 Heck yeah. For the last decade, I do what I want how I want. He said I'm a vengeful person. I thought I was too, but it turns out it was just him. I've not had the urge for petty revenge towards anyone else since.
@@jennchi LOL! I got a much nicer husband. But I still share children with the first who had more problems than OCD (I'm not sure his doc has even picked up on that one) but with all the others, He is a me first and I'm more important than anyone mentally ill individual. One year on Mother's Day, my son was visiting and got a call from his dad that I could over hear. He was insisting that the son and him make plans for Father's Day right THEN!!! Like excuse me but that is a month from now it can wait! I think my son had to hang up on him.
@@gailrodgers3079 I got a question. Does everyone think he's a golden boy? Must have been your fault it ended?
Left His House?
Oh Hell no.
He should have been doing it all by Himself!
At Our House, a complaint about how something is done is like volunteering to do it yourself for a while. I've quietly cleaned many a pot and pan over the years just so I don't have to do all the dishes myself.
Charlotte, wd40. Get a can of wd40 or liquid wrench, flip the chair upside down and Spray the parts that move. Wipe off the excess and you should be good for a couple months. When it wears out, do it again. One can of wd40 will last you years.
wd40 cans run out of air before they run out of wd40. it's so annoying. maybe i will try liquid wrench. thanks.
I tried that 🥺
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@@CookNGobble i think that was only to "key chambers" (I don't know the word in english.... 🧠 Fog sucks)
Charlotte should make a GoFundMe account so she can get donations to get a Herman Miller chair (the 3 thou. $ one)...then once she reaches her goal...Toss the old chair and enjoy the new Herman Miller chair!🤣
the room mate food thing is exactly why my old housemates and I had mini fridges to store food in, we'd only use the main fridge for like milk and butter and shared meals
Yayyyy better late than never... I realize it's alot to post EVERYDAY and we all thank you for it lol!!!!
I love how genuinely excited you get when someone pulls off something overly petty. YES!
The clock thing is like my grandpa. He used it on his student in the middle of whatever he was doing in front of his clients in Mike
I did the tiny food portion thing but different. About a week of partner talking about her needing to diet as dinner conversation I served out some stir fry with her having a normal portion and me having a tiny little pile. I said obviously she was meaning me to diet because she was WAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY slimmer than I was. I think that counts as petty passive aggressive haha. I honestly didn't feel bad because she really was in very good shape and I was pretty sure it was a fishing expedition.
My stepdaughter named her mother “Birthgiver” in her phone😂. She abandoned all 3 kids when my stepdaughter was 15-the oldest-and her husband. My stepson (the youngest) was only 7 and has special needs requiring 24-hour care . He’s in a wheelchair, has a feeding tube, insulin pump with diabetes, cerebral palsy, in deaf, unable to speak, and multiple other diagnoses. It’s really sad what she did, but in the end she did them a favor by not tormenting them anymore. My stepdaughter has renamed her by her first name in her phone 6 years on. She’s the one who said “I don’t want to be a wife anymore. I don’t want to be a mother.” And then she named them all, “I don’t want ---, I don’t want ---, etc.” The worst thing is that my stepdaughter HEARD her say it twice. (Once when she said it to me). I pray that she heals from this and eventually has a better relationship with her, but I always worry she’ll be hurt. She is a brilliant snap back of WELL-DESERVED petty when she means it though!!!
My daughter named her father "SD" (Sperm Donor)... so I understand
The spaghetti in an ice cream cone is brilliant! There is a chain of stores down here called Chick’nCone and they serve chicken chunks in a waffle cone it’s interesting.
That sound delicious whoever came up with that has a Chaos Lvl 100 for sure.
As the Queen of petty you can see that Charlotte really enjoys this video, you can also see the cogs whirring in her brain ... I using that one and that one 😈.
Omg I'm dead.... The Italian Mario "subscribe" at the end killed me 💯😂🤣☠️
i once had a neighbor on the other side of one of my walls who put up a dartboard on our connecting wall...and since she was a waitress and got off work at like, 2am, she'd have friends over to hang out in the weeeee hours of the morning when i was trying to sleep and they'd play darts... omg! so, while she was sleeping...i was at work so i couldn't even get petty revenge on her. :( but, i did buy a house and move out, so that's my only "revenge"... ;)
Had a girl I worked with in my old job that bullied me, fat shamed me, and continuously insinuated that my boss and I were sleeping together (we legit just talked about anime every now and then). So I got a promotion/raise and this week I got two messages, one from her saying "hey girl" like we're friends, and another from my new manager ASKING MY HONEST OPIONION ON HER BECAUSE SHE APPLIED FOR THE SAME DEPT AND PUT ME AS A REFERENCE. Bitch didn't get the job 🤣🤣🤣. To say that this was THE most satisfying moment of my life, would be an understatement.
Love your videos Charlotte!
My boyfriend has seriously pisssed me off tonight and had a good cry, but watching this video was the first moment in hours when I was laughing again. Thank you sooooo much!!!
I cooked my boyfriend a chilli but he got too drunk to eat it, so I took a picture of it, edited a sad face onto it and set it as our WhatsApp group icon. I also changed the group name to “Beef Chilli Betrayal”, whilst he was sleeping it off on the sofa.
@3:35 Those little tastes of food are called amuse bouche ('mouth amusement'). She could tell her husband that's what the pasta is.
That's when ordering pizza is the ultimate life saver.
Taking my revenge today. It's going to be so much fun. Hiding keys and wallet. Maybe hiding keys to his work shop. Wind him up and watch him go.😂 hope I don't accidently drop his favourite glass.🤔
I actually went out and bought extra thick area rugs for my place because I have 2 girls under 4 so there is alot of running around. Duh. Anyhow the woman who lives under is in her seventies. Instead of saying something to me she went and complained to our landlord. Yesterday we happened to be checking the mail at the same time. I noticed she had hearing aids in so I said hello just to strike up a little convo. I had to say hello 4 times before she heard me....
I then said that I was sorry about my girls running around and I would think that the floor was very thick and that I even have extra thick area rugs in my hallway and livingroom. She then tells me that she CAN'T hear the footsteps but her dog barks and gets "stressed" when my girls are running around and being loud. To be honest I couldn't think of anything at the moment that was PG so to keep myself from bring rude to one of my elders I just closed my mailbox and walked away. If anyone has any ideas of what I can do to be petty while being sneaky at the same time please comment your ideas. Much appreciated 👍🏼✌🏼❤
Buy a dog whistle.
My husband would make something in the kitchen and NEVER wipe the counters down. So I patiently collected the crumbs over a few weeks and then put them in his side of the bed. I always went to bed first and was sleeping when he came in. I woke to WTF!! Lmao. Needless to say, he started wiping the counters. Hahahha