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  • Опубліковано 19 жов 2024

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  • @Kianaxoxo1
    @Kianaxoxo1 Рік тому +1443

    Arknights is the only game where you can lose at tutorial stages

    • @mr.clevertrick8710
      @mr.clevertrick8710 Рік тому +68

      Im preeeeeeetty sure there are other more popular games that have that

    • @Kianaxoxo1
      @Kianaxoxo1 Рік тому +26

      @@mr.clevertrick8710 ogey👍

    • @kingjoee6821
      @kingjoee6821 Рік тому +114

      ​@@mr.clevertrick8710 bro only Soul-like game do that 💀

    • @Aramintha
      @Aramintha Рік тому +35

      Limbus company you have to die in the first tutorial stage

    • @tha_dealler4811
      @tha_dealler4811 Рік тому +7

      that sound like Tectone Skill Issue

  • @foxtroll6631
    @foxtroll6631 Рік тому +289

    "Elite 3 lvl 105"
    He knows something that we don't

    • @QarumCro
      @QarumCro Рік тому +48

      We want to know too
      (The person who used Yato in every mission until end of Chapter 8, believing there might be some secret condition that would awaken her)

    • @edchc9533
      @edchc9533 Рік тому +41

      His base is probably out of beta

    • @francopoma2487
      @francopoma2487 Рік тому +5

      Nah he's Marty from Back to the Future 🤣

    • @kanchanhong
      @kanchanhong Рік тому +13

      I crazy want to know how can I upgrade my lovely Lancet-2 to E3.

    • @jpupper428
      @jpupper428 7 місяців тому +3

      ​@@kanchanhonglancet-2 alter when? Turns out the robots aren't actually AI and are just remote controlled droids and the real character releases as an Alter.

  • @luongtuanhung6723
    @luongtuanhung6723 Рік тому +566

    What I expected:
    60% skill issue (or "brain issue")
    20% salt comments
    15% device issue
    5% honest critical feedback
    What I got: I didn't even get the last 5% wtf

    • @syamelkiller5804
      @syamelkiller5804 Рік тому +4

      Luck isn't with us today

    • @codenameaki6614
      @codenameaki6614 Рік тому +1

      review 7 and 6?

    • @Wintheen
      @Wintheen Рік тому +59

      I think critical feedbacks are most likely in the 2-3 stars rating, 1 star are either trolls, rage, or just dum.

    • @mykuronekocantbethiscute
      @mykuronekocantbethiscute Рік тому +1

      Luck issue

    • @randomNPC46
      @randomNPC46 Рік тому

      and that what practice button are available in every stage

  • @gonoki888
    @gonoki888 Рік тому +644

    From all of the reasons anyone can take fault in Arknights, that one dude chose the Music to be the first problem...

    • @devotedhoshiyomi
      @devotedhoshiyomi Рік тому +177

      "think they make it with a free beat app"
      An entire orchestra in Ambience Synesthesia:

    • @markopusic8258
      @markopusic8258 Рік тому +66

      ​@@devotedhoshiyomi Well to be fair, the guy who criticized music probably didn't get very far in the game, and he's kind of right if he says that early Arknights music sucks. Main story chapters 0-3 are some of the most generic beats you could get.

    • @tomatomaki
      @tomatomaki Рік тому +52

      ​@@devotedhoshiyomi
      Adam Gubman, Steven Grove, Obadiah Brown-Beach, Robert Wolf, Jason Walsh, BAO.UNER, Erik Castro, David Lin, Matthew Carl Earl, George Sanger, Sarah Àlainn, Sterling Maffe, David Westborn, BREAKLESS, Terry Zhong, DJ OKAWARI, Kylen Deporter:
      _I'd like a word with you._

    • @manoi8
      @manoi8 Рік тому +3

      yeah he must check up with Otolaryngologist immediately

    • @ra6765
      @ra6765 Рік тому +18

      Lmao arknights has THE BEST music in gacha gaming industry. Genshin is probably the only other that comes close. Ironically i even muted music in PTN cuz its pretty disruptive and uninteresting lol. This guy is clearly just hating the game.
      Also i play cc#2 music while taking showers daily to pump me up thru the day so yea guy either deaf or has terrible taste in music

  • @NezeruGaming
    @NezeruGaming Рік тому +659

    Arknights gameplay requires at minimum one functioning braincell to either think for yourself or look up guides, but that still filters out the average gacha gamer.

    • @mr.clevertrick8710
      @mr.clevertrick8710 Рік тому +40

      Which shocks me actually. I'm pretty sure these are the same people that ask for sweep

    • @amphiptered.5355
      @amphiptered.5355 Рік тому +19

      Honestly, you shouldn't be surprised that people complain about game difficulty now. Game jornos certainly love making articles about how every game should have a brain dead easy mode.

    • @HMN134
      @HMN134 Рік тому +15

      I can't believe there are people out there dumber than Vifer
      (No offense btw he's still our beloved scammer)

    • @driftingsoul1999
      @driftingsoul1999 Рік тому +7

      Review # 6 makes sense to me. I'd love a skip ticket for SSS

    • @kallenlivesmatter3229
      @kallenlivesmatter3229 Рік тому +1

      I mean i would love sweep. I don't like farming rocks on repeat

  • @kobeyashi6981
    @kobeyashi6981 Рік тому +487

    That "cant deploy because cost too high" review is my favorite, myrtle would probably throw her golden apple at the commenter

    • @untitledgoose1637
      @untitledgoose1637 Рік тому +58

      She probably will start hitting them with her flag too

    • @randx1075
      @randx1075 Рік тому +21

      ​@@untitledgoose1637 *stab with the flag pole

    • @dindapriska
      @dindapriska Рік тому +46

      Not even Myrtle. The entire pioneer vanguards will stab, slash, and smack him on the head.

    • @kobeyashi6981
      @kobeyashi6981 Рік тому +16

      @@dindapriska i can see bagpipe throwing potatoes at the commenter

    • @cc9787
      @cc9787 Рік тому +21

      Guess he used Yato for DP generation

  • @thanhtuanoan1409
    @thanhtuanoan1409 Рік тому +49

    E3 Lvl105
    I'm crying so hard my sister thought I broke up with my imaginary girlfriend.

  • @olive_n
    @olive_n Рік тому +263

    1/5 stars, uncle didn’t come home

  • @ISeeYa
    @ISeeYa Рік тому +101

    That one Path of Nowhere comment lost all credibility the moment they said "music rubish" before even all the other BS they spouted. LMFAO!

    • @abrahamwijaya6631
      @abrahamwijaya6631 Рік тому +2

      I say does path of nowhere that good though?😅

    • @TheyCallMeDio
      @TheyCallMeDio Рік тому +29

      @@abrahamwijaya6631 we literally sheltered and helped the PtN community for weeks until they get more popular and this is how they repay us lol

    • @literatureandgaming-yt9352
      @literatureandgaming-yt9352 Рік тому +8

      Arknights is like a music company now

    • @El_torlito
      @El_torlito Рік тому +14

      @@TheyCallMeDio a person does not define a community

    • @randomperson4198
      @randomperson4198 Рік тому +8

      @@abrahamwijaya6631 gameplay wise i dont think it would be good. mainly theres no stopping u to just deploy your strongest unit it would probably be turned into where ssr reign supreme theres no point on getting lower tier.
      story the plot some what the same as ak the starting bit. u get amnesia u get your first amiya basically accept mc have power that is like controlling the prisoner or smt like that and world setting. is weird virus causing people to be insane or sinner as they like to call it. the sinner is those prisoner that probably u can use.
      thats all ik i didn't pay much attention to the story
      they have skip button for grinding which is nice i like it
      for gacha system or event i havent explored much of those system after a week. i just dont think i like it also i want to play other game :p

  • @eighty8854
    @eighty8854 Рік тому +221

    That guy who have "dp problem" must have use Yato as his main dp generator

  • @Serkovich_
    @Serkovich_ Рік тому +167

    9:15 : 100% valid review, there definitely should be a "resume" button if you happen to crash, even FGO understands that

  • @healluceus3982
    @healluceus3982 Рік тому +238

    The IS one is valid tho because if your game does indeed crash while playing a stage the game just ends the whole run and you have to start at the very beginning

    • @dindapriska
      @dindapriska Рік тому +14

      That happened to me once. It wasn't a particularly amazing run with amazing setup and all, but man that was a bummer.

    • @RavenAdventwings
      @RavenAdventwings Рік тому +24

      It happens, can't be helped.
      The IS mode costing you literally nothing put your phone battery is no excuse to blame the game, though. More often than not, it's either the phone hardware overheating or the internet cutting off that would lead to the game crashing. Zero fault with the game itself.

    • @louiegilalano7685
      @louiegilalano7685 Рік тому +4

      To be fair, it happened to me several times which literally destroyed my runs in IS2.

    • @healluceus3982
      @healluceus3982 Рік тому +16

      @@RavenAdventwings it technically does they should make a failsafe knowing that it's a thing that can happen. Not only that but even after 3 years we still dont have the dialogue skip option that CN and JP has for Global.

    • @Zero_Shift
      @Zero_Shift Рік тому +5

      Its not valid. The device crashing is your own issue, not the games issue. If IS can just be "restarted" by crashing the game on purpose, people would abuse it. The game reviews are supposed to be for the GAME. If your phone can't run it, you shouldn't even be able to review it. These reviews should have a questionnaire to stop people who havent played it from reviewing

  • @IsaakWolf
    @IsaakWolf Рік тому +57

    "Music Rubbish" im about to act up

  • @mykuronekocantbethiscute
    @mykuronekocantbethiscute Рік тому +88

    Solution for those kid:
    DP problem: deploy Vanguard with DP recovery
    DPS problem: Use Melantha skill
    Luck issue: go to pray and asking for luck
    Device issue: gently ask your phone to run the game at highest graphic
    Can't view enemy at the first place: There are Practice ticket use it even in rl you wouldn't know whats their intel
    The tutorial stage is to hard: skill issue i can't give advice on that.
    Time consuming: Umm..... Manage your time maybe?
    Play path to nowhere: go play it.
    E3 Lvl 103: umm....... lower your character level to make it easier to complete the stage

    • @lichtbach2609
      @lichtbach2609 Рік тому +11

      lower the character level? nawh I prefer getting them to elite 69 lvl 420

    • @mykuronekocantbethiscute
      @mykuronekocantbethiscute Рік тому +1

      @@lichtbach2609 nah you can't pass some stage with that level

  • @Agni4life
    @Agni4life Рік тому +45

    The guy with E3 is living on year 2030 and still stuck on chapter 4.😅

  • @crisperstorm
    @crisperstorm Рік тому +46

    I cannot fathom the thought process that leads someone to give a 1 star review because they didn't have enough space on their phone holy

    • @Username-qu1jt
      @Username-qu1jt Рік тому +12

      Like they're asking the devs to do something about it.

    • @boylan8984
      @boylan8984 Рік тому +3

      They broke that can’t afford a better phone

    • @botcchidotcchi
      @botcchidotcchi Рік тому +9

      Can I play Elden Ring with my windows vista laptop?

    • @bespeckledcephelapod2265
      @bespeckledcephelapod2265 Рік тому +4

      @@botcchidotcchi Maybe if you download more ram sure

  • @prometheus1815
    @prometheus1815 Рік тому +115

    For some of these I can see their reasoning, some cant play because of device problem/performance issues. but tbh thats like giving a restaurant a 1 star review saying they never got their food because their car broke down before they could reach the restaurant.
    The QoL updates we've got have been improving the game a lot over the years. remember needing to click every daily missions one by one? remember holding your finger on your screen for 15 seconds for a total of 3 minutes just to level up your units? remember when you cant skip Annihilations and having runs randomly fail?
    For the SSS, yeah I get that its very hard for some people, but is it fair to judge the rest of the game based on 1 game mode? I dont think so.

    • @planetary-rendez-vous
      @planetary-rendez-vous Рік тому

      People are retarded.

    • @sircinabun5478
      @sircinabun5478 Рік тому +4

      To be fair that 1 game mode may be bothering them a lot to the point where it's stressing them out and they wish to rant about it. Personally I think it's probably a heat of the moment thing or they value that aspect of the game more.
      Back when Elden Ring first came out I literally played with my screen freezing every other second and during big fights I easily went 3-5 seconds with a frozen screen occurring every other moment. It did not bother me due to absolutely loving the game during the honeymoon phase BUT I can see why many people dropped it when it was that un-optimized. It really depends on how much people value it or if they are just angry at the moment.
      Some people I know don't care about Kingdom Heart's story and recommends it but others DO care enough about the story and say the game overall is let down because of it.
      Personally I dislike SSS so I can see where they are coming from and every time I am reminded of it I realized I am going to miss out on highly valued resources because I think the gamemode is horrible and I don't want to play it. A similar feeling occurs when I think of IS, I don't like heavy RNG in a strategy game and we already got enough rng in the gacha system to mess up people's day and months of saving.
      Due to how RNG heavy SSS and IS is I don't think "its very hard for some people" as you put it, it's just unfair and unfair gameplay does not feel rewarding. Having enough RNG to force resets feels like a waste of time and hiding valuable resources behind RNG will make people wonder if they are wasting their time or doing something of value.
      In the older Halo games I don't feel like I had an unfair experience when I lose to someone who got a power weapon ahead of me but I will in Halo 5 because they have a gamemode where you can use stuff you got from lootboxes and I've been spawntrapped because someone took out a pistol that fires black holes into my spawn while I RAN OUT of the normal ones that can disable a vehicle for a second.
      In most other games with difficulty sliders, enemies can be defeated with a headshot but some games inflate their stats so much that it takes multiple clips of headshots and not getting 1 shot to beat the same enemy. Fromsoft games have no difficulty slider but you can chose to make the game easier or harder by getting better or using certain tactics.
      Last time I played SSS a hyperinflated miniboss decided to spawn in on the third or fourth stage of my 4 stage loop. Not only could I not defeat him with my units but he made me incapable of efficiently farming the materials before the deadline causing my earlier runs or the build up the stage he spawned in to feel inefficient and not worth the time/effort. I beat the same stage many times before without him spawning in so I feel cheated when he does.

    • @dalgona4819
      @dalgona4819 Рік тому

      @@sircinabun5478 I get the RNG in SSS being tedious but IS imo the RNG is an important part of it being a roguelite(?)

    • @sircinabun5478
      @sircinabun5478 Рік тому

      @@dalgona4819 I hate rogue-lites. >:(
      Nah I like most of them I just don't want to see it in a tower defense and lock highly valued resources behind it. Grinding out the extra stats is also annoying.

    • @canacomyrica
      @canacomyrica Рік тому

      Man i think SSS is a fun mode and yes i hate it especially on glebe mine, but still hving lot of fun on goldenglow with fakin 5 stack atk speed buff 😂

  • @GranMaj
    @GranMaj Рік тому +57

    The repeatable stage farm is a genuine criticism. Especially with orundum grind. You genuinely had to babysit your phone for hours a day. Why lessen the pain and made it autorun. It don't have to auto clear, just made the process less painful.

    • @mykuronekocantbethiscute
      @mykuronekocantbethiscute Рік тому +1

      Well the auto clear i can do my real life work easier and less finger movement just click start and then proceed and let it run. Then i can start do chores just i hope there are multi auto clear.

    • @DisIngRaM
      @DisIngRaM Рік тому +7

      From the perspective of game developer, it is because AK cannot afford to have players to skip the stage completely.
      It is for the same reason that FGO did not implement SKIP Noble Phantasm despite how the players wish for it.
      I won't explain (Because it will take wall of text), but the simplest to understand is that implementing such a feature will actually hurt the game's health, despite it satisfying some of the players in the short run.

    • @GranMaj
      @GranMaj Рік тому +3

      @@DisIngRaM please explain that cutting 10 second by enable multi auto run could ruin the game. Because currently you literally can't focus doing other things while grinding for rocks since you had to break focus and pushed start button every single clear. Just made it that you can decide how many auto run you would like to run and the game will auto play until you complete the set run. It was literally the same thing minus you had to press start over and over again.

    • @SougaDesu
      @SougaDesu Рік тому +2

      @@GranMaj Limitations are often necessary to enhance the playing experience of the game. Automating the farming process of an *extremely* valuable material _can_ ruin the experience of the players. It also tests your patience on the game, which is as important as your skill and experience in it. If you find the game extremely repetitive and you can't handle it, *then quit the game.* It may not be for you.
      There are reasons why we don't always get good things, even in real life.

    • @GranMaj
      @GranMaj Рік тому +3

      @@SougaDesu Dude, I am not saying to go full auto. The game still limit your daily farm by your sanity count. I don't mind the grind for this game since the gameplay is solid and i have played the game for more than a year to know that i like to spend my time on this game. I don't mind farming other materials for upgrades since the amount you need is usually not that many and you are usually want to manually farm the mat since you are most likely need a set amount of mats for a spesific things, to efficiently use you sanity . But the spesific of orundum farm that you need to farm thousands of rocks for weeks is the problem. Since you already committed to spend your sanity on thousands of one spesific item for weeks, and you still need to convert the item TWICE, which takes time. With bulk auto run, you only reduce the tedious part of the game by a small amount, since you only remove 10 seconds per run. While keeping other part untouched.

  • @Zerdfon
    @Zerdfon Рік тому +32

    I remember seeing a 1* review say
    " i like the game but still 1* coz my ex gf playing it "

  • @silvercelius6156
    @silvercelius6156 Рік тому +31

    I love how the game required you to clear stage 100% without leak 1 to unlocked auto battle and yet the auto battle have 1% leak

  • @rismay2320
    @rismay2320 Рік тому +39

    The one with "can't see the enemies first" is like mine tho. I watch the guides not for the strat but to see the type of enemies bc I'm too lazy to do the drill especially in the boss stages 🤣.

    • @mykuronekocantbethiscute
      @mykuronekocantbethiscute Рік тому +1

      I mean there are practice ticket why he didn't do that. In real life we also didn't know enemy Intel force

    • @rismay2320
      @rismay2320 Рік тому +3

      @@mykuronekocantbethiscute I don't know about that guy's reason but for me, I'm just that lazy so I don't want to spend a bunch of sanity + doing practice bc it takes too much time. Better watch the guides for enemy types and their movements so I don't have to repeat the stage with sanity/ doing it twice (practice + with sanity).

    • @mykuronekocantbethiscute
      @mykuronekocantbethiscute Рік тому +2

      @@rismay2320 same i just brute force the stage with Irene s3m3

    • @truthboom
      @truthboom Рік тому +1

      @@mykuronekocantbethiscute i'm assuming he's just doesn't want to spend the time.
      It's like completing the game then spend hours of time find the optimal path to speedrun the game

  • @JackAcegard
    @JackAcegard Рік тому +38

    Elite 3 Level 105 😭🤣

  • @yukimisouzou3036
    @yukimisouzou3036 Рік тому +40

    I am totally disagree with adding voice over for the story. Because Arknights has a lot of characters, and it would be a total mess if yostar hypergryph decided to do that. Its going to kill our space 😭

    • @francopoma2487
      @francopoma2487 Рік тому +19

      Yeah When I first played this game I was like "ow barely no voice lines except the Op menu"...
      After few hours of reading the story of chp 0-1 "ok now I see why lol"

    • @rinsichiruka8948
      @rinsichiruka8948 Рік тому

      Yeah even without voice over for the story board, arknight already has over 7 gb, so if they ever add more voice lines, it would need a lot of storages.

    • @dajoey2198
      @dajoey2198 Рік тому +1

      imagine nearl light event story, that has the most dialogue lines, has voice in it 🗿

    • @MOTIVATED_SPARDA
      @MOTIVATED_SPARDA Рік тому

      And most people skip story too

  • @nathanbastos4961
    @nathanbastos4961 Рік тому +46

    Finally, vifer reading

  • @bryanbarrios5125
    @bryanbarrios5125 Рік тому +77

    I have a 32 gb phone and it's system took half of the storage. I had the same problem as that guy who had to download AK resources more than 8gb. I thought I'm the only one who experienced it as i've looked it up and no one seems to mention it anywhere.

    • @Axlken214
      @Axlken214 Рік тому +10

      Bro same, it became a serious problem every update that I had to delete many files,apps and photos. I really need to buy a new phone, clearing hard stages while lagging really sucks.

    • @Suwardhiningrat
      @Suwardhiningrat Рік тому +8

      same I'm using 32gb phone too, maybe you should try to reinstall the game without downloading any voice packs, it's really helpful, my arknights is only 5,7gb now (still big, but at least I can save 2-3gb).

    • @Axlken214
      @Axlken214 Рік тому

      @Tear thx for the advice.

    • @dneiliz5809
      @dneiliz5809 Рік тому +1

      32gb phone gang. My phone is also full and now I moved to playing on an emulator in my laptop. Tho instead of playing twice a day, now I only played once a day.

    • @bryanbarrios5125
      @bryanbarrios5125 Рік тому +1

      @@Suwardhiningrat the first time i installed AK it was around 12gb+ which made me reinstall 5 times till it got to 8gb. I think the internet is also a factor as it will redownload existing resources if the download process is "stopped" because of slow internet.

  • @kaseyatakahashi9753
    @kaseyatakahashi9753 Рік тому +43

    1:51 I agree with this to an extent. If we are able to auto then why not let us auto repeat. Why is it so hard? I'm not even asking for a stage skipping ticket or some bullsh*t like that. Just Imagine the convenient of being able to choose how many time you want to repeat a certain stage and do some other thing in the mean time without worrying about restarting the stage manually.

    • @Gaiou0331
      @Gaiou0331 Рік тому +5

      God, as a new player this is one thing that bothers me. If they're not adding a Sweep system might as well make the grind less tedious.

    • @tomatomaki
      @tomatomaki Рік тому

      @@Gaiou0331
      They kinda do that in Chapter 12. But I duno if they'll implement it to all stages.

  • @asiswritten9029
    @asiswritten9029 Рік тому +4

    "A little longer than a few seconds"
    Me: Having to spend actual hours farming events.

  • @annatheerisian7878
    @annatheerisian7878 Рік тому +16

    I agree that watching the battles makes it feel more real, but I'd like the autos to play faster. Watching the playback at like, arbitrary speed (like, I wanna see some of my busier autos at 32X, it'd be funny) would be nice. Especially during events, when I spend 10+ days autoing the same one to three levels, it's kinda dull lol.

    • @harrisonjones7351
      @harrisonjones7351 Рік тому

      Kinda agree, think 3x speed would be good. Tough I would not rate 1star because of no 3X speed lol. Also I would recommend using emulator with script function so you could record your play and it can help repeat for multiple times.

  • @fabulousimcatbulous690
    @fabulousimcatbulous690 Рік тому +12

    vifer : Who need reading, I'll clear the stage first try!
    *Mission Failed*
    What he actually read :
    Never change Vifer... never change

  • @iliveforchips1186
    @iliveforchips1186 Рік тому +3

    The 12th reviewer that owns e3 lvl 105 ops has early access to endfields

  • @4l3x4nd3r15
    @4l3x4nd3r15 Рік тому +26

    The phone storage review happens to me too, whenever i have to redownload the game i have to suffer with that "max capacity" storage stuff. Only way it downloads correcty is if i only download EN voices. Also i have to redownload every patch.
    Is my only problem with the game, still love it tho.

    • @sirki2885
      @sirki2885 Рік тому +1

      its the main reason im stuck with it on pc only unfortunately i bought the one J series phone that cant swap internal and external memory so 16? (ngl feels like its prob 8) GB fills up fast and any update i had to do swapped the game to internal before updating then to be exported to external eventual game just got too big to fit in internal and i dont have any of my main games on my phone

    • @tomatomaki
      @tomatomaki Рік тому +3

      From other people in this comment section, there might be an issue with older OBB data (Arknights version) that isn't deleted, essentially having 2 version at once.

  • @DaemonRayge
    @DaemonRayge Рік тому +16

    Gotta love how all of these are either due to skill issues or potato phones.

    • @Xiol02
      @Xiol02 Рік тому

      EN cant read moments all the way, the game even tells the basic stuff like generating dp, most of these players either didnt read the tutorial or didnt care.
      And i think GP even states how many GB of date is an app.

  • @acuilnos
    @acuilnos Рік тому +1

    Completely off topic but I love how you used Persona music as your BGM.

  • @charginginprogresss
    @charginginprogresss Рік тому +39

    My previous phone (until 2019) was 16 gb.
    I have used it to play Arknights when I had to multitask and, I couldn't play either Arknights and Priconne on it without deleting the downloaded data of the other. And I had everything uninstalled including updates that can be rolled back to save space.
    Storage is a big yikes for some phones.
    Current one is 128 gb and sometimes it feels like it's just barely enough :D

    • @tomatomaki
      @tomatomaki Рік тому

      Did you also download the voicepack?

    • @MarieAntoinetteBestQueen
      @MarieAntoinetteBestQueen Рік тому

      Same. My current phone works fine. Previous one was so bad, I never could have downloaded arknights. I played small games

    • @charginginprogresss
      @charginginprogresss Рік тому

      @@tomatomaki Nope. Everything at minimum.

    • @tomatomaki
      @tomatomaki Рік тому

      @@charginginprogresss
      Could be that you still have the old version of Arknights lingering in your device. It didn't get deleted, and instead it's just downloading the newer version whole keeping the previous one.

    • @charginginprogresss
      @charginginprogresss Рік тому

      @@tomatomaki It's just that with 16 gb storage, you really only have 8 gb usable.
      Arknights takes 4 gb, and so was Priconne. They take all the space.

  • @NikkiTheViolist
    @NikkiTheViolist Рік тому +31

    i want to get my units to Elite 3 but i'm worried i'll first have to max out their level in Elite 2 first so i dunno sounds pretty LMD-costly

    • @hantzi_esta
      @hantzi_esta Рік тому +24

      Imagine, do cheating and reach elite 3 and still stuck at chapter 4 where the req is elite 1 lvl 50 or elite 2 lvl 1 😂

    • @syamelkiller5804
      @syamelkiller5804 Рік тому +21

      @@hantzi_esta bro take skill issue to a whole another level

    • @mykuronekocantbethiscute
      @mykuronekocantbethiscute Рік тому +3

      That one youtuber clear last stage of event with E0 lvl 50💀

    • @syamelkiller5804
      @syamelkiller5804 Рік тому +3

      @@mykuronekocantbethiscute not only lvl 50, Ive seen people beat it with e0 lvl 1

    • @mykuronekocantbethiscute
      @mykuronekocantbethiscute Рік тому +3

      @@syamelkiller5804 bro that has some serious skill level💀

  • @asdion
    @asdion Рік тому +5

    To defend the 1 star from the start.
    It is not the duty of the player to make sure the game works, and if it doesn't work assuming the developer provided minimum requirements are fulfilled, that is one of the single most valid reasons to give the game a 1 star.

  • @muizzuddinehpic3250
    @muizzuddinehpic3250 Рік тому +3

    At Review 3, bro imagine struggling Ep. 0 *wheezes*

    • @muizzuddinehpic3250
      @muizzuddinehpic3250 Рік тому +1

      But it is true in Review 6, that defeating the white bnuuy (FrostNova) is RNG

  • @mothskey
    @mothskey Рік тому +4

    Kinda agree with the second one, at least for the resource maps. The story maps can stay the same.
    Guy in review 3 doesn't know the practice function right beside the start button 😂

  • @muizzuddinehpic3250
    @muizzuddinehpic3250 Рік тому +2

    Looking forward for part 2!! Really having a day with your vid

  • @JeremiBenquar1995
    @JeremiBenquar1995 Рік тому +2

    I agree with the point on not being able to see the enemies details before the stage though. Without seeing enemies details, there's no way you can make any relevant plans and have to go by hunch. And with the stages getting harder and harder over time, not being able to make a relevant plan before the stage start almost guaranteed to fail the first time on harder stages, which can definitely be discouraging sometimes.

  • @evaans4372
    @evaans4372 Рік тому +7

    Laughed so hard when I saw Elite 3 level 105 😂

  • @certifiedGoof9812
    @certifiedGoof9812 Рік тому +2

    Every AK fan who saw Review 5 (6:00) was immediately ready to start a massacre.

  • @KevArias
    @KevArias Рік тому +14

    I agree with review 2 on the fact that they should add a feature where you put how many times you want to replay a stage, it'll be nice when farming stages like 1-7 to squeeze out those extra pulls without whaling

    • @darkdude1996ify
      @darkdude1996ify Рік тому +5

      Even just a simple "Repeat" button on the victory screen would already be a pretty nice QoL instead of having to press 2 different "Start Battle" buttons every time

    • @sircinabun5478
      @sircinabun5478 Рік тому

      I've been using the auto feature almost daily and most of the time I have it running while I do something else. Having it replay automatically would let us use up our sanity efficiently without keeping the device needlessly on by prolonging the time between stages when our attention isn't glued the the stage complete screen.

    • @botcchidotcchi
      @botcchidotcchi Рік тому +2

      @@darkdude1996ify Agree, not "skip" but "repeat". So far I'm doing farming with macro, so I don't have complain

  • @AceM.Altair
    @AceM.Altair Рік тому +6

    the SSS is true, i got all of the hidden medals
    but still its time consuming and u have to do it with insane focus and good rng just to cap the earning mats

    • @mykuronekocantbethiscute
      @mykuronekocantbethiscute Рік тому +1

      Well its end game content wouldn't expect much of it.

    • @Warliet
      @Warliet Рік тому +1

      Not really. Get some cheap Sniper, Goldenglow S2 and SUSzuran S2 as well as some Vanguards and a Mudrock. Everthing else into either Support with 2nd option, where you can choose from 4 OPs, and/or Specialist. GG and Suzu clearing Carrot Mines within 20mins

    • @reversal3628
      @reversal3628 Рік тому +1

      @@Warliet I may have others but I don't have anyone specific you stated, Pink cat, Cunny, Mudmud, none....💀

    • @Warliet
      @Warliet Рік тому +1

      @@reversal3628 These are the most easy to use ones. You can borrow a unit anyway ftom a friend and choose prefered Suzu S2M3. For GG you can use anyother caater with good DPS but then i would probably stack for the replacement casters to gain SP faster and so the usage auf Auto Skills. MudMom kan be replaced with any good tank or even Centurion. MudMom with 4 Vanguards is only used for her Spin2Win4Days

  • @KR-kz9lq
    @KR-kz9lq 4 місяці тому +2

    Nice laugh track, i can almost enjoy the video

  • @acuilnos
    @acuilnos Рік тому +3

    I half agree with your opinion on skipping battles, however I do feel there should be a way to skip stages if you're planning on doing them ten times or more. At the very least it would be nice to have the stage replay by itself.

  • @lithreeum
    @lithreeum Рік тому +3

    The "Please give us a better option than autodeploy" is genuine good criticism, what are you even on about. I do not want to watch a glorified cutscene that requires no input on my part to do my dailies. Autodeploy is already me not engaging at all with the gameplay, might as well let me skip to save time.

  • @jezukill
    @jezukill Рік тому +8

    Review 3 = average bloons TD player coming to a real strategic game

  • @frozencrow8735
    @frozencrow8735 Рік тому +2

    0:19 guy in chat named psy who said nobody could read his msg coz chat moves so fast lol

  • @behayd9430
    @behayd9430 Рік тому +6

    13:20
    Bro playing Arknights 2

  • @stuckerfan2563
    @stuckerfan2563 Рік тому +2

    5:56
    As both a path to nowhere fan and arknights fan.
    This person is the entire circus

  • @XenoflareBahamut
    @XenoflareBahamut Рік тому +3

    Number 4 speaks to my phone on a spiritual level

  • @drahcir9547
    @drahcir9547 Рік тому +5

    i dont do SSS, since event shop sell those items. When downloading the game it will be 8-12gb files then will be compressed to 4-8gb default/hd

  • @muhammadtaufiq3810
    @muhammadtaufiq3810 Рік тому +3

    8.3gb?If I remember it only 5 GB ish only cause I usually delete it every time it has big update.

  • @AfricanRebelGen
    @AfricanRebelGen 5 місяців тому +1

    Thanks for all the funny content about an utterly brain-drain game! It's good to be able to laugh at some of the silly things we thought in the first few hours after we first started.

  • @MotivationExceeds
    @MotivationExceeds Рік тому +5

    Yo Iwant the Elite 3 too, where can i get that cheat engine?

  • @omegaxl7914
    @omegaxl7914 Рік тому +2

    Black Tiger out there playing Arknights 2 instead of waiting for Enfield KEKW

  • @AFellowDoktuh
    @AFellowDoktuh Рік тому +10

    The one about the Auto-battle one got me like 😂. Bro is expecting it to be an idle gocha game.

    • @planetary-rendez-vous
      @planetary-rendez-vous Рік тому +9

      Nah he's got a point, it's still a waste of time. It's a QoL issue.

    • @AFellowDoktuh
      @AFellowDoktuh Рік тому +2

      @@planetary-rendez-vous more like a first world issue, rather then a quality of life one.

    • @ultra8140
      @ultra8140 Рік тому +7

      Bro no way u watch ur whole auto deploy 😭

    • @AFellowDoktuh
      @AFellowDoktuh Рік тому

      @@ultra8140 I don't watch, I actually play the game, adding and removing OPs when needed. Arknights is much more then plopping down OPs and watching them.

    • @ultra8140
      @ultra8140 Рік тому +9

      @@AFellowDoktuh this guy spends 10 minutes everyday optimizing his rock farming 😭

  • @karakkyo5902
    @karakkyo5902 Рік тому +1

    I thought i was so fkin bad at the game. But, apparently there is this guy who has elite 3 lvl 105 "account" and still can't beat the game. What a hard game

  • @zeldarian5339
    @zeldarian5339 Рік тому +4

    It's hard in start early ofc.. But if you don't have trigger to play Arknights..
    It's hard to keep playing
    You must have reason strong enough to keep going

    • @calamitysangfroid2407
      @calamitysangfroid2407 Рік тому +5

      The start is only hard because you don't know anything, and the early levels try to teach you (use vanguards for DP, use duelist to block elite enemy, use AOE against crowds). The middle levels are easy because you learned your units and formed a strategy around your core 6 star. Then it gets hard again, this time with true difficulty. But people who refuse to learn how to play from the early levels and just think "I rerolled for Silverash and Eya from a guide that was relevant 2 years ago, why can't I pass this level" will never reach that stage, because a lot of gachas have snoozefest early stage that are destroyed by whale characters. And Arknights is not like that.

    • @boylan8984
      @boylan8984 Рік тому

      That how I’ve been like 1 year ago struggling to move thro now I have the best characters that I like

    • @mykuronekocantbethiscute
      @mykuronekocantbethiscute Рік тому +1

      The reason i stay because the operator art, music and voice actor of my favourite

  • @Etherealscorpions
    @Etherealscorpions Рік тому

    I could see a daily quest reward for a 'Normal Mission Skip Ticket', like the annihilation skip tickets but for any stage, one or maybe two a day, but not all of them

  • @matt65535
    @matt65535 Рік тому +2

    Some of the reviews seem reasonable. Lack of Resume after a crash. The game has also been VERY crashy lately relative to the past, particularly for emulators, so some of the complaints about crashes make sense. SSS complaint when it opened made sense but they needed to update it. Having either a 4x speed or a way to auto-repeat 1-7 would also be very nice - grinding 1-7 for the 5000th time isn't gameplay, it's busywork, I'd rather have a way to auto clear 1-7 15 times to burn my Sanity and then spend that time playing IS, which is actually fun.

  • @devilkazumi578
    @devilkazumi578 Рік тому +3

    I remember this other gacha game i played someone gave a 1 star review because they got a SSR character who is a cross dresser lmao

  • @ryansra91
    @ryansra91 Рік тому +3

    What is SSS? The module upgrade stage?

    • @toku-star2755
      @toku-star2755 Рік тому

      I think he mention about contingency contract? Maybe

    • @sidekic1109
      @sidekic1109 Рік тому +1

      @@toku-star2755 SSS is the module upgrade stage

  • @jamesleeVGM
    @jamesleeVGM Рік тому +2

    The auto battle person has a point though ngl. As intensive as the resource farming in this game is, there's no reason the auto battle should be as slow and archaic as it is. Even if asking for a skip button isn't feasible for whatever reason, at the very least they could add a 3x speed and let us do multiple runs automatically without having to start it up each time.
    Adding those options won't make it an idle game cause you still have to actually 3 star the stage once to access auto battle, with these changes all it would mean is that we can spend less time on menial resource grinding and more time engaging with the other, more fun game modes and meaningfully progressing.
    At the very least it doesn't hurt anyone to give more options to control how much time you spend grinding. Those who wanna spend there time looking at their operators do the same resource stages they've already done 830623528374652038 times can just choose not to use the improved auto features, while those who have jobs, families, other hobbies, etc. can have a better experience as well.

  • @godo2712
    @godo2712 Рік тому +1

    "Arknights music is generic and beats are probably made on free app"
    It's like you coming to an expensive restaurant with a singular purpose to write a bad review about it; and then you start by ordering their super popular "flagship" dish and saying THIS STUFF RIGHT HERE IS TRASH, NO ONE COULD ENJOY IT
    ahahah

  • @Tekeu_Saith
    @Tekeu_Saith Рік тому +3

    People in this reviews literally need someone to point where to press and what to do and what Not do to 24/7.
    They wanted baby mode and get 6 star every 20 pulls. Pull 500x for free and get 6 star they wanted. I bet that what they want tbh.

  • @Rysc.
    @Rysc. Рік тому

    I can't believe that guy got his Operators E3 lvl 105 at chapter 4! I got my first e3 operator at chapter 2!

  • @TheMrBonzz
    @TheMrBonzz Рік тому +3

    Imagine having storage issue.
    -this post is made by the 512GB gangs

  • @Ak4set
    @Ak4set Рік тому +2

    "Music Rubish".....err does he know?

  • @wind64a39
    @wind64a39 Рік тому

    To be fair, my cerebral palsy symptoms can get in the way when guides require pinpoint accuracy timing on deployment.

  • @zeffurein
    @zeffurein Рік тому +1

    IF google allowed us to reply the review, especially 1 star
    i think they got bully by doctor who have giga brain playing Arknight

  • @syamelkiller5804
    @syamelkiller5804 Рік тому +3

    The crashing thing happened a lot for me

    • @tomatomaki
      @tomatomaki Рік тому +1

      May I know your phone and the OS? I might can help with your problem.

    • @syamelkiller5804
      @syamelkiller5804 Рік тому +2

      @@tomatomaki well my phone is kinda old
      Its a vivo y12
      Quite an old model

    • @tomatomaki
      @tomatomaki Рік тому +1

      @@syamelkiller5804
      It could be an outdated OS. Maybe Some AK Executable isn't compatible with your OS. Arknights' Official system Requirement needs Android 4.4 or higher, 2GB RAM & 3+GB storage (assuming you're downloading the minimum requirement). You can try to play it in Emulator on PC, or upgrade your phone to more recent one. I suggest you Xiaomi redmi 10+, or POCO Phone (it's more pricey, but has good specs).

    • @syamelkiller5804
      @syamelkiller5804 Рік тому +2

      @@tomatomaki ah I see thx
      Im saving up for a new phone rn, so it might take a bit before I can get a new one

    • @tomatomaki
      @tomatomaki Рік тому

      @@syamelkiller5804
      Godspeed bro, hope you get what you want.

  • @torazis3286
    @torazis3286 Рік тому

    4:22 That's relatable. I have a phone with 16 gigs of internal storage (~10 minus the OS), I'm just glad that I managed to get a laptop to play from the emulator.

  • @umbracloud2378
    @umbracloud2378 Рік тому

    Actually the guy who have E3 is a time traveller. He was reviewing the game from 2029 on the AK 10th anniversary.

  • @nenko3968
    @nenko3968 Рік тому +1

    when i downloaded arknights i clicked to play as a guest
    and I was logged into someone else's account I tried to log out but I was still in someone else's account. XD

  • @monsterhun1
    @monsterhun1 11 місяців тому

    on the auto play part im with you though i feel like there could be a middle ground what do you think of auto deploying having X3 speed?

  • @N0i_R
    @N0i_R Рік тому

    The phone diff got me as well

  • @darkdude1996ify
    @darkdude1996ify Рік тому +10

    2 - A repeat button on the victory screen instead of having to go through 2 extra screens might be a small QoL improvement, but that doesn't really warrant a 1-star review.
    3 - Getting to preview enemies on your first try on a stage might be nice, but that doesn't warrant a 1-star review. And sometimes going in blind is part of the fun.
    6 - SSS was nerfed, but bro didn't change his review, he lied.
    7 - I wanna clown on these people for device diff, but the game has crashed like 3 or 4 times even on my S22 Ultra. I'm kind of assuming this is an Android issue though, since other apps sometimes do this as well, and it started happening on my previous device after a software update. The point is that it can happen even on newer devices. The storage issue is definitely device diff though.
    11 - Bro never heard of vanguards before om
    Conclusion: skill issue

  • @babadookdi4921
    @babadookdi4921 Рік тому

    12:40 “only low DP cost units are allowed”
    Me who just spams Myrtle and scavenger’s skill 2 and ends up deploying Dusk and Firewhistle back to back🤣

  • @theburning_yandere710
    @theburning_yandere710 Рік тому

    I will have to stop you on that bit about the
    "Play on auto without having to press deploy again"
    I swear to god I want that, that way I can do that while I work, while I eat, while I'm doing dishes, while I do general cleaning on my house or while I'm playing another game.. oh and on those days where I'm nearly drop dead tired I can leave it on auto repeat and sleep that way I wont hate myself for forgetting to consume the stamina/sanity and end up having excess wasted stamina/sanity...
    in short it allows busy people to multitask while they're doing something else.
    allows me to be more flexible with my schedule while not compromising on my busy schedule esp since I'm graveyard shift most of the time which means by the time I get home all I can do is barely even eat cuz I wanna sleep...
    Imagine your job being a graveyard shift baker alone in the middle of the night... i want that shit.. the hassle of having to wash your hands full of flour just to press "deploy"...
    I want the game to be flexible for people like me...
    Lowkey shows inflexibility tbh..
    still playing tho.. just wishing they could make everyone else's lives more easier..

  • @AndrewJohnson-xx9uz
    @AndrewJohnson-xx9uz Рік тому

    I had an old phone, and arknights eventually updated where it needed more space than my phone can offer. So when i got a new phone, I had to restart. I link account now

  • @lando1296
    @lando1296 Місяць тому

    4:30 Bro was literally downloading Arknights on a flip phone.

  • @celxoirealyx
    @celxoirealyx Рік тому +1

    This video just solidifies my stereotypes of your average gacha gamer is that they don't like games that requires them to use their brain to play 💀

  • @senchi8484
    @senchi8484 Рік тому +1

    I had to start a new after losing my account after 2years of not playing.
    My current account is now better than my first account 3 years ago

  • @Another_Dusk
    @Another_Dusk Рік тому

    the E3 lv 105 got me 💀

  • @TwilightPiercer
    @TwilightPiercer Рік тому +1

    Bruh. If they added voice acting to stories the game would end up being around 20 GB because of Kal'tsit's dialogue. That is why they don't do it. But that does not mean it is bad the way it is.

    • @mykuronekocantbethiscute
      @mykuronekocantbethiscute Рік тому

      Yeah, i mean look at Honkai and Genshin probably other game that have voice acting in dialog section

  • @JackZenere
    @JackZenere Рік тому

    "There is no *insert local language* "

  • @Bakagii
    @Bakagii Рік тому

    tbf a sweep mechanic would be nice and im glad they added that for annihilation, but goddamn to have that be your reason for 1 star is petty lmfaoo

  • @KingAlertNL
    @KingAlertNL Рік тому +5

    Arknights is one of the best games of recent years 👌

  • @notfake3248
    @notfake3248 Рік тому

    People who own E2 pot 5 bagpipe are wheezing at review 11

  • @metalforge6915
    @metalforge6915 Рік тому +1

    i think a majority of the people who cant clear the early stages are probably the ones who dont read, or clicked through the dialogue twice so the dialogue explaining how to play was skipped and theyre too lazy to repeat the stage

  • @AmayaNakafuji
    @AmayaNakafuji Рік тому +1

    1:14 "Top of the line phone" my ass, my phone's not even "top of the line" and it plays Arknights, Blue Archive, Nikke and Call of Duty Mobile without issues. (except for some minor framedrops)

  • @lewd7106
    @lewd7106 Рік тому +1

    I remember Arknights used to have 4.8 Rating and it dropped because of that time when Genshin community bomb reviews other gacha game because they have shitty anniversary

  • @rizalfauzan7905
    @rizalfauzan7905 Рік тому

    I love that persona 4 bgm

  • @Urion-xq3by
    @Urion-xq3by Рік тому

    Well, in the future, hopefully Arknights will have some voice in every character in the story.

  • @normalplayer7710
    @normalplayer7710 Рік тому

    5:29 "My phone has 16 GB"
    Bro same

  • @jackthefoxy3788
    @jackthefoxy3788 Рік тому +2

    Give them skill book to stop the skill issues.
    Period

    • @francopoma2487
      @francopoma2487 Рік тому

      Better give them a manual how to use your brain for dummies" would be a better life time choice haha

  • @yesoh7674
    @yesoh7674 Рік тому +4

    dude I literally play both Arknights and Path To Nowhere religiously everyday and I love 'em both and I can wholeheartedly definitely without a shadow of a doubt say that both games have their difficult levels

  • @NewData-ly4ck
    @NewData-ly4ck 3 місяці тому +1

    The game is hard but early stages are easy, that guy lost to some dogs