5 Unbelievably Stupid Moments In The Acolyte Ep7 | Star Wars Disaster
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How can you say only 5 moments. The ambiance of the whole series is dumb and has been processed for the mind of a clueless person
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how about the Wookie not exploding the human skull easily?
Sol's connection with Osha is so strong that he thought Mea was Osha
I didn't even think of that - you're spot on!
Well spoiler, but it might be they are the same conscience split into two different bodies.
@@malakaiwillardson7117thank goodness they look nothing alike so he can’t tell who is who 🤣
Both in the past, and then again in the future 😂😂
While he thinks hes connecting with Osha, Osha is holding that siths "lightsaber" . Thats messed up! Acolyte is indeed a romance.
The Wookie is looking for the plot.
May the Thread be with him then 😊
@@DramaBricks it's clear this does not occur, as he becomes quite unraveled.
may the tampon be with him
@@FrJacobSJ Sew good, I'm in stitches.
@@toadbumps9537 I always have been able to string people along with a good yarn.
Unlike the writers of The Acolyte mebbe...
So Torbin was an incompetent, homesick, whiny snowflake, that puts himself in a force meditation for over 10 years and when he finally wakes up kills himself immediately, but somewhere in between he managed to get promoted to jedi master. Sure. 😂
Don't forget he feels bad for something he was manipulated to do and still didn't hurt anyone in the ruckus. Indara feeling bad ? Ok. Sol feeling bad ? Ok. Torbin feeling bad, and to this point ??? Wth ?
Maybe thats an allegory for all of Harvey Weinstein's victims and in Leslye Headland's mind, they should have all felt guilty for outing Weinstein despite being manipulated by him and should have stayed quiet, taking a vow of silence because of how it set back Leslye's career? @@44ThaNatos44
😂🤔😱
Not to mention that he was in a hibernation trance for 10 of those 16 years. So in the 6 years after this shite took place, he became a master and managed to learn the hibernation trance and manage this feat that usually only can be sustained for weeks, perhaps months for 10 fucking years. Now the hibernaton trance can be sustained longer but then you have to be hooked up to a drip which provides you with sustenance. And I didn't see any of that when Mae found him. Not to mention that he was apparently racked with guilt to the point that he took the poison. So he wasn't even able to concentrate enough to perform this feat to begin with. Oh yeah and he combined it with a force bubble as well
Don’t forget he’s a white male too.
Apparently being in that force trance ages the heck out of you too. Dude looks like he's 55yrs old and 20yrs old at the same time. 😂
The dumbest line actually comes from Torbin/Tommen. “What’s a vergence?” Um, you’ve been there for 7 weeks and you don’t know what the f*ck you’re doing there?
He's here to scan grass for 7 weeks of course. Typical Jedi stuff
Im guessing they don’t have in-depth conversations
Obviously, it was a story telling technique to explain to the audience why the Jedi are on the planet but they could have done it so much better. They could have just kept it a mystery until they talked to the witches and just told them why they are there to tell the audience. Like these writers are straight out of school.
@@jeaninehicks2907
"you must eat padawan"
"Im not hungry"
"Raaaar muthafugga"
"Its unwise to insult a wookie's cooking"
"Im just sick of eating nuna legs....aaand i want to go home to Coruscant"
"Calm your ADHD padawan"
"I just wish we knew what we were doing here"
"We are looking for a vergence..."
"What? virgins? Where?"
I could understand if detection required one to be mentally tuned after years of training but no, nothing more than a bit of bargain basement equipment that could be operated by ... some kind of general AI that can walk or hover and designed for such drudgery ? Lets call them say android ? or whatabout droid ? as they can be any form. If only they existed in this fictional universe but alas ...
I love the fact that they spent 7 weeks looking for life when there is a bigass fortress on top of a mountain everyone missed...
And it was a known previous mining colony 🙄
That had big 'guy with scifi mapping tools gets lost in area he mapped' Prometheus energy
@@cormoran2303 apparently Charlize deliberately picked a bunch of incompetent crew to spite her father from jealously of David. Well thats the copium I read to explain away that plot hole ... even though we see him in flashback treat David with disdain like a pet servant.
Scott has always been a hack without a good script to guide him - he would be perfect as a Disney showrunner!
Well, Leslye does wear glasses. I actually wondered this the other day when thinking about the close sound stage style sets... how do people with vision problems see movies, as opposed to the real world, when something far away is shown on screen??
"Somehow the witches died" - Poe, 2024
I actually thought you were referencing Edgar Allan Poe. This works, too, though. 😊
What I found unbelievably stupid is that Torbin waited 7 weeks before asking what is the purpose of this mission.
He's incredibly patient and restrained for someone who is not at all patient and restrained. Not only is it dumb, it adds him to the list of completely inconsistent characters.
The reason why the Wookie had a metal detector because he looking for the $180 million.
Bahahaha! 😂
😂😂
"I just wanted to go home. I thought I was doing the right thing." *downs poison and dies from stupidity*
Gene pool successfully filtered.
Torbin = Gen Z brat who would cry to go home while away for almost 2 months at summer camp, while also having misplaced white guilt 😂
He thought giving death sticks to May was the right thing.
Sol letting the Sith go because he can't harm an unarmed person. Dude he literally just killed a Jedi with his bare hands. His hands were the weapon. Also in this episode he lifts the bridge rather than just lifting the two girls. WTF?! Who made him a Master.
Headland.
5 stupid moments.
The start, the end, and any 3 random points throughout the episode
you can tell they are particularly proud of the work they put in to the group jedi twirling baton scene - they look like a bunch of cheerleaders rehearsing for SW The Musical !
This series must be a tax write off scam like Springtime for Hitler in Mel Brooks The Producers ;)
Only 5? But there have been 7 whole episodes... unless 3 and seven still only counts as one. 😂
“I would have let her go” right after I turn into a vapor demon.
Don't believe your eyes or my evil actions, instead believe my dying words.
Seriously, how anyone would see that as not a threat is beyond me... the witches were constantly on the aggressive side and constantly provoking the jedi... they didn't think that the jedi would strike back?
In writing, this is called the ''fridge memo mistake.'' It is a writing blunder if you end up with a situation that could have been resolved right from the start with a simple yellow sticker on a fridge saying '' Osha will go with you.'' Had she started the entire encounter saying this, none of this stupid drama would have ever happened (except the burning stone asinine catastrophy; but that's another stupid thing in itself),
So if Torbin was meditating for 10 years, that means he went from Padawan to Master in 6 years? I feel like it should take decades of being a Knight to even be considered for the elevation to Master. I get the feeling that nobody even asked this question in the writer's room.
Managed to complete his formation and get promoted quickly while still reeling from the guilt, so much so that finally 6 years later he decided to meditate until someone comes and off him. Totally stable jedi mood right there.
They wouldn't even grant Anakin the rank of master because of his age lol, and his closeness to palpatine i guess.
He got the fast track for keeping his mouth shut.
@@randomdude8123 A la Leslye Headland's ascension in Hollyweird?
Hey, they say to write what you know after all...
Here's another one: Mae saying there is a fire and the witches doing nothing.... koril just starts going after the jedi when there's a fire...
To their defense they didn't know the stonework was made of rare flammable & explosive rocks.
Headland really thought she was COOKIN with this garbage 😂.
She was probably cooked while writing it.
Why did the twins stand on the collapsing bridge instead of running on opposite sides? And Sol's logic in that scene was so idiotic
he conveniently forgot he can push-force those 2 away from danger, I think lol
It's not like Jedi have some magical power to lift objects and even if they did, two young girls would be WAY too heavy
@@AzmodianSol slept through Force Pull class
it's like watching "lords of the flies" but with adults doing all the childish/stupid things lol
What can they POSSIBLY do in the final episode? Jeez, it honestly could be anything. A slip and slide in the hallways of the Jedi Temple? Mini golf on another 'Unknown Planet'? I'm not even trying to be silly here, these are actual possibilities.
Lesbian Headlamp is reading this comment and taking notes for her next $180M project.
Torbin is the best jedi to ever live, he went from Padawan to Master in 10 years while in sleeping meditation. Not even Yoda himself could do it!!! Absolutely incredible 👏
He did it in 6 years 👏👏
Another dumb moment is when the Yass! Yass! Witch turns into the smoke monster from Lost and then when she dies just says I was going to let Osha go with you.😢
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Even dying she has to gaslight the guy into feeling guilty for reacting to some unknown form of force manipulation that looked like an attack from someone that intruded in his friend's mind the first time they met.
Not to mention that Jedi can literally sense intent and so would IT have attacked if there wasn't hostile intentions to begin with. At least when they are consistently written...
Not only did all the witches simply fall over dead when Trinity ended their Bluetooth connection to the Wookie (that they were unethically using to force him to attack the other Jedi), but there is still no explanation of why the tiny fire the evil (at that moment) twin started by burning her sister’s journal IMMEDIATELY BURNED DOWN A MASSIVE STONE FORTRESS. No blasters or lasers, just stone that was apparently as flammable as paper. Not a single fire extinguisher in sight. AND, Sol tried unsuccessfully to support an entire bridge with the Force rather than simply lifting the much lighter weight of the two small girls on it.
Massively, stupendously DUMB.
Who got the biggest chunks of that $180,000,000?
If the creative team had “Most Favored Nations Clauses” in their contract, that would mean Sol, Trinity, Leslye Headland, and Amandla, each got $20 million for this thing. Then $20 million for the Tier 2 cast, $20 million for VFX, and then $20-$40 million to shoot it and $20 million for the producers to split. That’s your $180 million.
This bugged the hell out of me too. She didn't even intentionally start the fire, she just happened to dropped the lamp. So you're telling me that a lamp falling from its wall mount will burn down the entire fortress? Come on! Since prehistoric times people have known to isolate fire from flammeable objects!
I really thought they would go with the jedis starting the BIG fire to scatter the witches and grab Osha in the confusion. But nope. Instead we get a rerun of episode 3 with nothing new added. And that was already the most useless episode of the season.
It was more flammable than paper, it was like gasoline
Apparently this space age futuristic scifi mining base, is lit by medieval age kerosene lamps fed by oil lines ran through the freaking STONE walls...
Everything in this show is contradictory or immersion breaking.
Sol stabbed on the witch who turn herself to fog, and he made it😂😂😂OMG the light saber is SOO powerful😂😂😂
Even Sol's face after the stabbing was like "Holy shxt did I just stab a fog and do kill her😳"😂😂😂
The dumbest part to me was Torbin learning about the twins being symbiotes, or whatever the hell that meant, and all of sudden deciding he will run off on his own and I guess plan that he will infiltrate the witch base, defeat all of the witches, kidnap the children, and bring them back to the ship where his masters will just say ‘ok, let’s go home’. Character actions and decision making in this show are so dumb and unexplainable that it’s painful to follow.
The twins standing on the bridge for 20 seconds(I checked), just holding their arms out, doing nothing and saying nothing, and Sol trying to hold several hundred pounds of steel instead of just lifting them took the cake for me. Such a ridiculous contrivance.
Sol pining for a child is somewhat dubious
At the end, Osha is unconcious (why is she unconcious AGAIN?), she wakes and asks "what happened?" To which Sol replies "Mae started a fire"...what? Osha watched Mae start the fire, how does Sol know and why is he telling her?? 🤔
Ya know... we knew this series was going to be terrible, but I honestly can't say that I expected it to be this bad. This is next level incompetence really.
Lesbye (4)Headland told us herself she is a hack, and that she always just pretends like she knows what she's doing, when she's pitching a show to producers.
@@21palica yeah, but even high school students can do a better job than this sludge. It kind of takes work to be this bad.
It's Torbin Time!!!
😂
May the thread sew through you. 😂
Omfg too funny dude !!!
They sure as heck didn't spend the 180 million on cinematography, lighting, costumes, or set design.
I loved the “I have fortified my mind” “NOT YOU” off-camera shout by one of the witches. So terribly bad.
that metal detecting wookie was trying not to fall into a plot hole!
Stupidest thing for me is advertising the wookie jedi and having him die in the lamest fashion possible.
They died because they lost the bluetooth connection. Hahahahaha that killed me.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Witches: DIE IMMEDIATELY💀
That's why you need a 5G connection😂😂😂
@@The_Penguin_8964😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That was the power of maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaany and they lost wi-fi
@@The_Penguin_8964they couldn't risk 5G incase of a covid out break across the Galaxy 😂
Very relatable. 😆
The funniest thing about this show is LH thinks she has crafted a nail-biting mystery replete with nuance and cleverness but what she has really made is 8 episodes of boring stupidity.
And to think that after all the post production work and editing, they watched a screening of this and celebrated their genius with champagne. The complete lack of self awareness is riveting.
Torbin recognized his white guilt and atoned for it.
7 weeks on the planet and nobody told Torbin why they were there or what they were doing with metal detectors. 😅
Sol's obsession with Osha is downright creepy since the first episode man..
one of the writers read or watched too much Twilight before work, this obsessio- I MEAN CONNECTION with Osha reeks of Jacob's supernatural obsession with Renesmee before she was even conceived...
He literally says he felt a "special connection" to her before he even spoke to her and then spent all his time trying to convince his friends to bring him his very own Padawan for himself to groom because of a supposed danger he was the only one to decipher. Even the Catholic church would see red flags there.
The wookie is looking for more youtube subscribers 😂😂😂
So Mae actually burned down a steel base and an entire mountain with one lantern. It wasn’t a mind trick and Jedis didn’t plant bombs or sabotage anything. The whole place burned down from one lantern…
I guess using the force wasn't enough that they had to use those metal detectors lol This show is a really big disaster.
What’s stupid is Torbin gets his face mauled by Kalnecca and no one cares! He’s standing there with only one eye and they’re bickering about whether to tell the Council the truth. Then, Kalnecca walks through without saying a thing. No “sorry kid, I was under the influence”.
Sol: Finding a Vergence is most important stuff for the jedi to study and protecc
They found a vergence.
Council: nah .. its good just leave em alone
The Chewbacca looks like Sam Elliot in roadhouse.
May aswell have dressed it up as Sam Smith in a devil outfit 😂
So all these events happened because Sol felt a strong connection with a young girl he saw for 5 seconds and he felt he had to save her from the witches he also just met for 5 seconds, and proceeds to break all the rules to get her... Also, was that base made out of paper mache? Because a small fire brought the whole base down!
"The Wookie with the Radio Shack metal detector" absolutely encapsulates everything that is wrong with this series. Also hilarious! 🤣
“I was going to let her go… but just because I turned into a dark ether phantasm and tried to disintegrate the girl you got triggered into killing me so now I’m not gonna let her go and I’m gonna try and kill you”
Osha was so destined to become Sol’s padawan that she quit being his padawan.
She got too old for him.
This show is so dogshit lmao
Film students with a budget of $50 could do better than the Acolyte. Why would Disney put in charge such an incompetent person as Weinstein's personal secretary Leslie Headland in charge of the Acolyte? Moronic at best... no respect.
Probably got dirt on some higher ups at disney. "I saw you there when my former boss had his monthly meeting with a young up coming starlet, so you better give me that job, or else!" lol
My question is how torbin became jedi master
Exactly. Going from a whiny padawan kid to a Jedi master in five years given he was in a non-talking bubble for ten years.
the way Soul spies on the kids and becomes obsessed with one of the girls, i really thought i was watching an episode of how to catch a predator....
In the audio descrioption you actually hear the narrator say "the jedi stalks the twins through the forest"!! WTF???? Could they not find a less creepy word to use?
That's what Lesbian Headland knows best after all. Wouldnt be surprised if one of the girls gets kidnapped to an Island and being approached by a naked man.... oh wait.
Trying to make us comfortable with paedophilia and sexual immorality
"Sol take a seat, take a seat right here"...
LH really only wanted to create a few select scenes and moments. The rest she had no clue whatsoever on how to string events together and make characters progress or interact.
Her script notes must be :
"And then... there's like a huge saber battle! Think Episode 3 but way better!"
"And then... Mae & Osha switch places! It's like Freaky Friday meets Star Wars!"
"And then... The Jedi are actually the bad guys! Hold my beer RJ!"
#6. Making us watch Acolyte Episode 3 again 😵💫
#7 sometimes the force can literally turn you into different matter wherein you not only retain your intelligence, but you can now possess other force users.
#8 torbin ran off thinking the twins is their ticket out but they were about to leave by council order anyway🤦🏻♂️
#9 Saying that "The Thread (aka force) is not a weapon" but use it to process someone INSTANTLY😂
Don't forget about the part that Torbin was able to block Kelnacca's Lightsaber with an underhand and super uncomfortable grip while being held against the wall where his head should've just been caved in with Wookiee strength. How in the world was he able to block and hold a Wookiee's attack like that? lol
Sol could levitate one and almost both ends of the heavy bridge with the Force, but didn't think to simply levitate both of the much lighter girls, instead. He could've easily saved Mae and didn't.
Mother Aniseya turns into a scary smoke monster for no good reason, gets stabbed and then totally gaslights Sol into feeling bad about it.
The blood samples are enough to prove the vergence to the Jedi, but Torbin thinks that they also need the girls to prove it to the council. Since he wants to go home so badly, he should've been like "These samples are enough. Let's leave now."
Sol convinces Indara ("Trinity") that they should enter the temple as a team, even though he previously entered all by himself and then, later, enters with only Torbin.
Sol tells Osha that Mae started a fire when it's something that he can't know because only Osha and Mae know that and he's explaining it to one of them.
Jedi Master Trinity severed the WiFi router breaking the Witches connection to the Matrix proving she is the Chosen One...wait, what are we talking about again?
I loved the line (paraphrasing):
"You can't deny the Jedi from taking children to train .... with your permission of course"
Which one is it? They can or they can't deny the Jedi?
The jedi wondering around for 7 weeks and failing to notice the giant mountain fortress a short distance away
Sol's "connection" with Osha comes off feeling like the wolf guy's connection with the baby in Twilight.
Serious MAP vibes.
👉🏽👉🏽👉🏽Stop acknowledging. Stop watching. StartCanceling your Dudsney+ and never look back. Stay with the OT and the EU, pre-2012. Years worth of solid entertainment await you. 👊🏽👍🏽
The Star Wars Holiday Special is charming now. Took over 40 years, but it was redeemed, kind of.
100K coming soon! Lock it in, JAY!
Loved your appearance with Snarky on Theory's live show, keep up the great work my homie
Yoo this is that guy!! Oh shoot.
Wait…..Torben becomes a Jedi Master and THEN goes into a bubble? Errrrr
6 years from padawan to master.
#6 Sol using the Force to hold bridge instead of using it to hold the girls and pulling them to safety
..........that song..........why?!.....WHY!?..........it was like playing basketball with ice skates...
The metal detector the wookie had 😂😂😂😂
Torbin: I just want to go home to
Corasant
After the Jedi council told them to home back to Corasant. Torbin: takes off on speeder bike. 😂😂😂😂
Torbin decided to become one with the force because well he was homesick and he allowed some witches to get in his head and make him even more homesick. So he felt homesick for the force Netherworld and became one with it I guess. Yeah I guess. Wow
Limiting yourself to five was an act of self-restraint that that writers should have considered.
Trinity replying to Sol that she teaches her padawan to feel what their purpose there is. Its stupid and the funny part is how arrogant she was about that nonsense.
There are like 50 force sensitive witches living together, but jedi masters cant sense them after 7 weeks??????
When Torbin learns the twins are special from the blood test, he jumps on a speeder and takes off. What's the plan? He wants to go home so bad he's going to steal the twins from 50 witches?
The acolyte just seems like a comedy or parody now. It blows my mind the executives and people producing and filming this were like wow this is great guys. Great work here! 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳. At this point it’s just falling out of your chair laughably bad.
Torbin took the drink because he saw the direction of the show.
So the council feels it when Anakin is attached to his mother and whatnot. But our dear Torbin here, feels homesick and bad about a lie to a level where he ends himself and no one feels that?! God... just awful.
Appreciate the effort of narrowing it down to just 5 moments. That must have been hard
Torbin saw the Rotten Tomatoes score
So most jedi can sense people in the force from a long ways away, but they were on this planet for how long and didn't sense any of the witches or Mae and osha?!?!
The Acolyte....
Leslie Badheadlands' smelly bowel movement upon culture.
Thanks for watching the show so I don't have to. I have a low tolerance for dumb and stupid. Kudos Jay!
here's how it wraps: it was all a dream. just an illusion...
Maybe this show has to be seen as a complement to the prelogy, that explains why Anakin was so angry not to be promoted. Looking at Torbin, we now understand his wrath and despair. We can even feel them. Great show.
Osha versus Mae: In the end there can be only one.
After this event, within the next 6 years Tobin was promoted to Jedi Master and then decided to spend the next 10 years in a deep sleep. The Jedi sure don't know how to vet a person.
I feel like there's absolutely no way to bounce back from this episode.
Trinity can murder 20 witches with her mind but she can't perceive and deflect lethal action by her enemy while engaged in combat.
What about the reveal of how Mae accidentally started a fire because she apparently didn't understand how fire works. She said she was going to kill Osha, locks Osha in the room and then started a book on fire, but gets surprised that it actually started on fire, tosses it at the metal door which starts on fire along with all the rock because as we know rock is super flammable, which somehow blows up the witches fortress for some reason. It makes no sense how that fire got so out of control so fast.
Also how did no one notice that that giant mountain fortress existed? The Jedi were investigating this planet for seven months, and you would think that they would have donee some kind of planetary survey which would reveal the lone giant mountain fortress on the planet? Am I just overthinking that?
Am I the only one who heard Sol say S@#! when Kalnaka shows up, around the 31-minute mark.
Here's the plot: The Jedi Council gathers a group of Jedi who have suffered brain damage somewhere during their missions, and sends them away in a crowd with the task of searching for life where there is none. And this comedy shows us their hilarious story and funny adventures!
He is looking for the $180 million.
Star Wars-licensed metal detectors are going to be the next new hot Star Wars merch 😂
So Moss Windu can kill a dozen + witches with a 'mind blast' and free her Wookie friend but she can't concentrate on or stop 2 small daggers??
Torbin took the drink in order to avoid being a part of season 2
Two and a half more stupid things:
1. Sol struggling really hard (and eventually failing) to force lift a huge bridge in order to save the girls... Instead of lifting two girls who probably barely weigh a hundred lbs put together.
2. The head witch speaking super menacingly and aggressively, then turning to a fanged, evil monster and starting to disintegrate Mae, then gaslighting Sol and yelling him she was just trying to be cool with him and let Osha go be a jedi.
3. This is not really a new one but another detail to point 4 in the video: the two things jedi abhor and avoid at all cost are attachment (to the point they only take on toddlers to be trained by cause they haven't formed any attachments yet) and being ruled by their emotions. Sol, who is in his thirties at the time and is an experienced jedi, is just completely overrun and dominated by his emotions and forms such a strong attachment to Osha he can't imagine letting her go. Not only is he going against everything it means to be a jedi, but also it's si stupid and the others don't call him out on it.
Additional facts: mother poppyseed was the black smoke monster from Lost!
It was all dumb!
I WANT TO GO HOME! 😭- Crybaby Jedi
Sol, a master force user, can't use the force when under stress 🤣
That wookie is a Kiss My Grass employee