Richard Hammond Teeth Whitening Jokes Compilation

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  • @NavGTI
    @NavGTI 2 роки тому +833

    "In the same way yours have gone green" is the best comeback on this show

    • @danpalmer8
      @danpalmer8 2 роки тому +18

      I love the banter between all 3 like this

    • @joaopmf
      @joaopmf 2 роки тому +8

      The truth has been spoken

    • @Mishanyamihail
      @Mishanyamihail 2 роки тому +1

      You forgot about this one
      ua-cam.com/video/o6DCsFaQjYE/v-deo.html

    • @danpalmer8
      @danpalmer8 2 роки тому +39

      @@Mishanyamihail ‘They don’t have the legal right to measure children’ 😂😂

    • @jaybor1683
      @jaybor1683 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/YTo022m93uE/v-deo.html&ab_channel=GaryBracci I know it's potato quality but I couldn't find a better one

  • @ytaken154
    @ytaken154 2 роки тому +1011

    I'm suprised you even included the scene from the 17 year old challenge, that tooth whitening kit is usually easy to miss

    • @georgezachos7322
      @georgezachos7322 2 роки тому +37

      Ι, for one, had never noticed it before.

    • @James-uo8wi
      @James-uo8wi 2 роки тому +28

      I prefer the will young picture on Jeremy’s desk

    • @DrewSavo
      @DrewSavo 2 роки тому +19

      A tiny scene full of easter eggs and jokes

    • @DemeDemetre
      @DemeDemetre 2 роки тому

      Wow I didn't notice

    • @adrielsebastian5216
      @adrielsebastian5216 2 роки тому +12

      I'd like to remind you that this was also the same episode in which the Stig photocopied his head.

  • @decodolly1535
    @decodolly1535 2 роки тому +1134

    Looking forward to the follow up: Hammond dyeing his hair.

    • @DemeDemetre
      @DemeDemetre 2 роки тому +2

      yep

    • @cjtquk
      @cjtquk 2 роки тому +4

      And goatee

    • @deathlift777
      @deathlift777 2 роки тому +1

      + me waiting 😅

    • @niko1600
      @niko1600 2 роки тому +2

      I think they've already done a few

    • @jonnnyren6245
      @jonnnyren6245 2 роки тому +5

      Well he did become a walking hair products exhibition during the India Special

  • @lukegauci1159
    @lukegauci1159 2 роки тому +545

    What I love is that over the last 20 odd years, the joke sort off started to die down, then out of nowere Jezza brings it back in the Grand Tour hahahaha

    • @adinegru123
      @adinegru123 2 роки тому +3

      Which episode? Do you know?

    • @lukegauci1159
      @lukegauci1159 2 роки тому +66

      @@adinegru123 The one when Hammond trys to make a bug out van. At the end, Jezza and Slow ‘kill’ Hamster and they show the audience his ashes with a speciously White tooth 😛

  • @thomaswatson9950
    @thomaswatson9950 2 роки тому +203

    “4000 quid to whiten your teeth?! I’ll stick with the yellow ones” - JC

    • @hybridAbsol
      @hybridAbsol 2 роки тому +7

      That explains Richard is having financial problems every year

  • @pwrkeyring4619
    @pwrkeyring4619 2 роки тому +162

    “In the same way yours have gone green” that put Clarkson in his place, well done Hammond

  • @soulzzplaysgames
    @soulzzplaysgames 2 роки тому +253

    I remember another scene from the Peel P50 episode when Jeremy was one the road and talked about how it's not a very fast vehicle. He said: "Even the skinniest, shortest chap with the whitest of teeth will struggle to get past 35."

    • @Tb0n3
      @Tb0n3 2 роки тому +5

      That's not necessarily a dig at Hammond as the joke last resort for losing weight is having your teeth cleaned to save the weight of tooth plaque. Kind of like a super car having super thin paint to save on weight.

    • @Ruija27
      @Ruija27 Рік тому +8

      @@Tb0n3 It's definitely a dig at Hammond while commenting on the lack of power in the microcar.

  • @TeraZilla5
    @TeraZilla5 2 роки тому +64

    0:47 Jeremy's instant laugh at James' joke is precious!

  • @lennyface8195
    @lennyface8195 2 роки тому +190

    I can't remember the name of the manga, but:
    _"I have not had my teeth whitened!"_
    *_Hamster lied as naturally as he breathed_*

    • @dawidhabas9614
      @dawidhabas9614 2 роки тому +20

      Kaguya-sama: Love is war is the magna/anime

  • @Ruben-to9yk
    @Ruben-to9yk 2 роки тому +393

    Making fun of Richard Hammond 101.
    Joke about his size, hamster gets you extra points
    Joke about him crashing, a lot
    Joke that he's an American
    Joke that he has his teeth whitened (which he has)

    • @TheCaptainSplatter
      @TheCaptainSplatter 2 роки тому +41

      His short size saved his life though.

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 2 роки тому +43

      He's a perfectly respectable 5'7".
      Says a guy who is also 5'7".

    • @DeanMoxley87
      @DeanMoxley87 2 роки тому +11

      He is iMerican
      He does crash a lot
      He did have his teeth whitened

    • @joaquinfranco9012
      @joaquinfranco9012 2 роки тому +12

      And also, him being stuck at 38.

    • @TheBcoolGuy
      @TheBcoolGuy 2 роки тому +7

      @@cleverusername9369 Pfft. You're tiny. 5'8 is where it's at! 😎

  • @Atlastheyote222
    @Atlastheyote222 2 роки тому +63

    That "not a ferrari" bit actually broke him. He couldnt decide what to complain about first.

    • @soulcornflake1
      @soulcornflake1 2 роки тому +10

      Jeremy just saying "It's not a Ferrari, Teeth" puts me on the floor every time.

  • @angrycarguynerd5799
    @angrycarguynerd5799 Рік тому +114

    If I could have a penny for how many times does Hamster says "I HAVE NOT. HAVE. MY TEETH. WHITENED!", I could afford to have his teeth whitened

  • @codyC423
    @codyC423 2 роки тому +57

    The part where James was like, "I heard you're hung like a church mouse" was so savage. I like the Grand Tour but I miss when they would genuinely roast the shit out of each other lmaoooo

  • @commietearsdrinker
    @commietearsdrinker 2 роки тому +42

    Forgot the Grand Tour episode where he built an apocalypse survival vehicle and they blew him up, where Clarkson found his ashes and "confirmed" it by pointing out that it had a "suspiciously white tooth."

    • @stuff31
      @stuff31 2 роки тому +6

      And then he drops the dustpan holding the hammond dust and proceeds to rub it into the carpet.

  • @stefankok7962
    @stefankok7962 2 роки тому +119

    My theory is that his teeth look more white, because his skin is darker due to the tanning salon visits

    • @hi-viz
      @hi-viz 2 роки тому +28

      Hammond in the distance: "I have not had my skin tanned!"

  • @DeanMoxley87
    @DeanMoxley87 2 роки тому +76

    I have not had my TEETH whitened 🤣

  • @Alex-si5te
    @Alex-si5te 2 роки тому +45

    The fact that you can make a 6 minute compilation of something like this just shows how great the show was

  • @talladegajunkie1439
    @talladegajunkie1439 2 роки тому +47

    You missed at least one: Clarkson made a reference to it I believe when they were doing the closing studio bit from the Mexico special: "Someone will find a mysteriously white tooth in his taco!" or something to the effect

    • @KebenCosme
      @KebenCosme 2 роки тому +5

      And the time James saw a dental clinic.

  • @paulqueripel3493
    @paulqueripel3493 2 роки тому +27

    When they launched The Grand Tour, they had a party in London. Nobody seemed to notice that one of the pictures in the newspapers was the 3 of them standing in the street, the window above them had a large advert for teeth whitening in it.

  • @stroock6394
    @stroock6394 Рік тому +18

    1:19 jeremy and james were already on the same page lmao... subtle moments like that really illustrate why the greatness of this era of the show is nearly impossible to recreate

  • @brvdleigh3546
    @brvdleigh3546 2 роки тому +91

    this is the best channel ever. the best compilations of the best tv show

  • @technicplayer7299
    @technicplayer7299 2 роки тому +52

    The compilation I didn’t know I needed.
    Whoever runs this channel, thank you and keep up the good work!

  • @neox464
    @neox464 Рік тому +6

    It's amazing how many of those references, subtle jokes and running gags I've missed during the watching of these brilliant series. I'm just realizing this now when I'm watching these sort of compilation videos.

  • @kevinwoodsofficial
    @kevinwoodsofficial 2 роки тому +24

    ‘I.did.not.have.sexual.relations.with.that.woman’. I’ve always loved the teeth skit 👌🏻😆❤️

  • @ferrari2k
    @ferrari2k 2 роки тому +15

    5:24 that is why we love Top Gear so much :D

  • @kotelypiesely1268
    @kotelypiesely1268 2 роки тому +40

    it's better to have your teeth whitened than have them rotting green

    • @michaeljones1686
      @michaeljones1686 2 роки тому +2

      nah rotting green is sexier

    • @Maob08
      @Maob08 2 роки тому +2

      Not sexier but probably healthier. Whitening the teeth weakens them.

    • @unrequin4805
      @unrequin4805 Рік тому

      Rotting green teeth is just so unattractive

  • @drummmr91
    @drummmr91 Рік тому +6

    I'm so glad this video exists after I searched for it! This was one of my favourite running jokes from Top Gear. Makes me want to go back and watch all the episodes again!

  • @tronghiepnt
    @tronghiepnt 2 роки тому +32

    Please do a compilation of Clarksons, May, Hammond reference each other in others shows

  • @dimpyramid
    @dimpyramid 2 роки тому +36

    4:23 is still the most funny for me 😅

  • @jdosser
    @jdosser 2 роки тому +9

    One that you missed was in the Palm Springs to the Mexican border race. May drives past a dentist and says "Hopefully Hammond will stop at that"

  • @KingoRichie1990
    @KingoRichie1990 2 роки тому +14

    4:08 The picture of Will Young next to the computer. 🤣🤣

  • @Judgement_Kazzy
    @Judgement_Kazzy Рік тому +19

    Only the British can make fun of a man this much for having clean teeth.

    • @jtirello3_111
      @jtirello3_111 10 місяців тому +1

      Came here for this. ⬆️

    • @RamsesTheFourth
      @RamsesTheFourth 6 місяців тому +1

      Yeah poor Hammond, He has just good hygene and they make fun of him for that :D

  • @Trooper_ts
    @Trooper_ts Рік тому +4

    "With ya tippex teeth" 😂

  • @H.K_R
    @H.K_R 2 роки тому +12

    You’ve missed Jeremy saying “Even the skinniest, shortest man, with the whitest of teeth, couldn’t get past 35” while driving the Peel P50

  • @supertyfon1736
    @supertyfon1736 2 роки тому +8

    Another scene was missing during the cool wall scene Clarkson was like "I know some things that don't work in white shoes white shoes teeth?" "Hammond get off!"

  • @SaturnPone
    @SaturnPone Місяць тому +1

    As a Top Gear and Helluva fan.
    The "I have NOT had my teeth whitened!" response is very familiar to Moxxie's "I am not fat!" response.
    Coincidentally, Moxxie's VA is also named Richard! :)

  • @Riese79
    @Riese79 2 роки тому +7

    A tooth Whitening kit is that stuff Clarkson never uses....next to a toothbrush

  • @red_scorpion_x
    @red_scorpion_x 2 роки тому +2

    I've been waiting for this compilation)

  • @djokovic28
    @djokovic28 2 роки тому +20

    Compilation of them making fun of Hammond’s height please!

    • @michaeljones1686
      @michaeljones1686 2 роки тому +2

      Would be more than an hour long

    • @michaeljones1686
      @michaeljones1686 2 роки тому +2

      @Frumentarii calm down big man

    • @k4lashni7ov35
      @k4lashni7ov35 2 роки тому

      @@michaeljones1686 you should've said calm down small man 😂

  • @polishavgeek1849
    @polishavgeek1849 2 роки тому +4

    You forgot the clip of James and Jeremy holding a dustpan full of Richard Hammond on TGT, saying "it is definitely Hammond because we found this suspiciously white tooth..."

  • @miloskilibarda3993
    @miloskilibarda3993 2 роки тому +6

    Do a "oh hello" compilation

  • @MrSprucieboy
    @MrSprucieboy 5 місяців тому +1

    Gotta admit the car having its teeth whitened like hammond has got to be one of the best jokes may has ever made.

  • @callumhardy5098
    @callumhardy5098 2 роки тому +1

    Oh! This is excellent! 😂😂

  • @User-qb7pq
    @User-qb7pq 2 роки тому +9

    Do Richard Hammond hair dying

  • @kurtlagon2023
    @kurtlagon2023 2 роки тому +4

    That jag has its teeth whitening...

  • @azapro911
    @azapro911 2 роки тому +4

    "Teeth, be quiet."

  • @sukhdevr3489
    @sukhdevr3489 2 роки тому +12

    I remember watching the part at 1:01 on Netflix. Shame Dave always cut bits out.

    • @williamg209two
      @williamg209two 2 роки тому

      not sure ive ever seen it either

    • @shr2000
      @shr2000 2 роки тому

      You can always download full episodes

    • @sukhdevr3489
      @sukhdevr3489 2 роки тому +1

      @@shr2000 Yeah I watch them sometimes on chrome.

    • @rowandavis2061
      @rowandavis2061 2 роки тому

      A reason I loved BBC3. It used to show unedited repeats of TG

    • @RobRandomVids
      @RobRandomVids 2 роки тому

      Gotta make room for those adverts somehow!

  • @chrissss696
    @chrissss696 2 роки тому +13

    I think you missed one, in the Peel P50, Jeremy says "even the skinniest, shortest chap with the whitest of teeth, would struggle to get past 35" and i believe he's referring to Hammond

  • @dasrabbit7336
    @dasrabbit7336 2 роки тому +6

    You forgot the one where they are racing to the mexican border and James May mentions a drive through dentist, where Hammond will most likely stop by :D

  • @stuartbarclay7940
    @stuartbarclay7940 Рік тому +1

    0:20
    Clarkson: That's a tooth whiting kit!
    XD!

  • @scsutton1
    @scsutton1 2 роки тому +1

    0:33 I've said that to so many people so many times.

  • @thecubester8807
    @thecubester8807 2 роки тому +1

    6 minutes?! They have made enough jokes for a 6 minute video?!

  • @nickthelonewolf9909
    @nickthelonewolf9909 2 роки тому

    The guy in the crowd took his shot and now it's on youtube

  • @Lulnateee
    @Lulnateee Рік тому

    0:51 ya cars had its teeth whitened 🤣

  • @Barton_Motors_Ltd
    @Barton_Motors_Ltd 2 роки тому +1

    Hilarious

  • @benceszabo262
    @benceszabo262 Рік тому

    I was waiting for the drivethrough dentist joke

  • @louissanderson719
    @louissanderson719 6 місяців тому

    What episode is the first clip again?

  • @GodIsJamesMason
    @GodIsJamesMason 2 роки тому +3

    He shouldn't make fun of Hamster. Jezza himself is in desperate need of some teeth maintenance....

  • @charlesdecker9870
    @charlesdecker9870 2 роки тому

    I think he was speaking of roundabouts, and speed humps.

  • @Living_Life_RN
    @Living_Life_RN 2 роки тому +2

    5:53 Boris Johnson still speaking gibberish as usual…

    • @nicholasbradshaw
      @nicholasbradshaw 2 роки тому

      He probably meant traffic control devices.
      Source: I speak moron.

    • @soulcornflake1
      @soulcornflake1 2 роки тому +3

      It did lead to one of their most brilliant jokes. Jeremy said Boris was speaking Latin and any viewers who understood should contact the show. He then proceeded to read out the address in Latin, complete with the zip code in Roman Numerals.

  • @tylerbosworth4513
    @tylerbosworth4513 2 роки тому +3

    I H A V E N O T H A D M Y T E E T H W H I T E N E D

  • @HelixRsix
    @HelixRsix 2 роки тому +2

    Poor old hamster he hasn’t had his teeth whitened he put on a bit darker make up

  • @toadtoad8454
    @toadtoad8454 2 роки тому

    this funny

  • @Fixxxer1999
    @Fixxxer1999 2 роки тому +3

    4:08 Will Young is more important to Jezza than his wife and/or kids?

    • @soulcornflake1
      @soulcornflake1 2 роки тому +2

      Well in that bit Hammond had a picture of a cow and a calendar of a dog, while James had a picture of the Queen.

  • @jh.72
    @jh.72 2 роки тому

    Boris Johnson references compilation?

  • @cob_capone1729
    @cob_capone1729 2 роки тому

    You should make one about all the gay jokes Top gear made

  • @meehn4236
    @meehn4236 2 роки тому +1

    Which series is the scene at 2:50 is from?

  • @KSE828
    @KSE828 2 роки тому

    Where did this running gag originate?

  • @thesmithersy
    @thesmithersy 5 місяців тому

    Its a shame because they did make one once on "Richard Hammond's 5 o'clock show" too

  • @KiwiHelpgeek
    @KiwiHelpgeek 2 роки тому

    Clarkson has had his teeth yellowed.

  • @christianmirto1597
    @christianmirto1597 Рік тому

    I never getted this joke of the witent teeth

  • @hasanvic4853
    @hasanvic4853 2 роки тому

    You missed jimmy car talking about teeth whitening

  • @entertainingandfun2719
    @entertainingandfun2719 Рік тому

    6 minutes 😂😂😂

  • @jackbauer4762
    @jackbauer4762 2 роки тому

    Top Gear, the only show where they roast people for having white teeth

  • @superbird4351
    @superbird4351 2 роки тому

    He whitened his teeth by quitting smoking lol

  • @marcdaniels9079
    @marcdaniels9079 2 роки тому +1

    Good job Top Gear never did a special in Brazil where I recently moved. Everyone on TV has BLINDINGLY white teeth with a full set of perfect veneers.. it’s quite astonishing for the first few weeks and then you just don’t notice. Who cares if Hammond whitened his teeth. Better than having mahogany implants like Jezza. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Faith01841
    @Faith01841 7 місяців тому

    Teeth envy is real and he inflicts it upon me

  • @chriskoort5717
    @chriskoort5717 2 роки тому +7

    Hammond has completely normal teeth while Jeremy and May have British teeth.

  • @danm6499
    @danm6499 2 роки тому

    You missed the one from Jimmy Carr.

  • @kevinprior3549
    @kevinprior3549 2 роки тому

    I HAVE NOT HAD MY TEETH WHITENED

  • @TheFokker03
    @TheFokker03 2 роки тому

    i bet he had his teeth whitened,lol.

  • @skylarsorell9212
    @skylarsorell9212 2 роки тому

    You know, I'm starting to think that, MAYBE, Hammond has had his teeth whitened

  • @mikkel.a.h7
    @mikkel.a.h7 10 місяців тому +2

    3:01 why is james 2'9"

  • @legitsniper24
    @legitsniper24 2 роки тому +1

    I didn't see the "drive-through dentist" joke from the US border race.

  • @paulharries9558
    @paulharries9558 2 роки тому

    We now know what Boris Johnson was talking about.

  • @JackpotButtonLewis
    @JackpotButtonLewis 5 місяців тому

    ‘I’ve Not Had My Teeth Whitened/Done’ Count:
    9
    🦷

  • @potterpotty01
    @potterpotty01 2 роки тому

    6:01 is one of those two dresed like that for a bet?

  • @koszuta
    @koszuta 2 роки тому

    I wonder if Hammond's had his teeth done

  • @naskabeer950
    @naskabeer950 2 роки тому

    I Have Not. Had. My teeth. Whitened 😁

  • @Dim4323
    @Dim4323 Місяць тому

    Hammond has not has his teeth whittened

  • @flyawaytodie
    @flyawaytodie 2 роки тому

    Only a man who has had his teeth whitened would be so insistent that he *hasn't* had his teeth whitened!

  • @seanjosephhayes
    @seanjosephhayes 2 роки тому +6

    This is… *an* teeth whitening video.

  • @CaptainSlow2469
    @CaptainSlow2469 2 роки тому +1

    Richard hammond has the whitest teeth..... In the Wooooorld

  • @Jon7763
    @Jon7763 Місяць тому

    my teeth are whiter than Richard's and do you know what I do..... i fucking brush them....... if Jeremy's teeth is what the Brits see as good I'm glad we fought them off

  • @masonturingan1250
    @masonturingan1250 2 роки тому

    I think you forgot to add the small remark from Clarkson on the rally stage in the perfect road trip

  • @qam2878
    @qam2878 2 роки тому

    3:15

  • @windowsfan95
    @windowsfan95 2 роки тому

    When are Hammond going to accept it?

  • @georgecollins2412
    @georgecollins2412 2 роки тому +2

    4:03 What’s that?

  • @InfernotheFox
    @InfernotheFox 2 роки тому

    Excresescences: an unattractive or superfluous object or feature. (in the context of the final clip and from google)

  • @atilllathehun1212
    @atilllathehun1212 2 роки тому

    He has though......