You’re absolutely right. For Corey’s sake he should stay within the boundaries of his own delusions and never gain self-awareness. His utter lack of self-awareness is so profound it’s really the thing that makes him so interesting. So, I disagree to an extent with Dan and Jay. “Corey . . . don’t you EVER wink at us!”
Careful, don’t you remember tale of 2 Corey’s where feldog single handedly beat the crap out of 3 bullies who got the jump in him? He even locked the door on them & said, “I’m not locked in here with you, you’re locked in here with me!”
You guys do realize that Corey Haims didn’t consider Feldman his “best friend” or even a good friend, right? Feldman lies about so much to make himself look like he’s important. Haims was caught on camera saying that he wanted to straighten out his life and get all the negative out and his #1 negative was Feldman.
Feldman's performance on The Today Show is the reason I started listening to The Bonfire! Been a die hard camper ever since. Great point about how Corey should be thankful for you keeping him relevant. Without the bonfire I doubt so many people would even care. Crackle crackle!!
My God, the funniest thing the bonfire have ever done was when they listened to and discussed Corey's book. Why won't they do more of those? Just listening to Corey read his own book while commenting. There's got to be hours upon hours of show left to be done on that book.
@@FentonTurnedIdiot It appears that they did do at least an hour more recently and it was hilarious. Just look it up on YT and you should be able to find it. If anyone else knows of some more, I would greatly appreciate a heads up. I've listened to their Feldog material so many times that I can almost recite it, verbatim. So new Coreyography bits would be awesome. And again, there is still soo much Coreyography material to be mined. Hours upon hours of comedy gold.
It reminds me of south park when kanye did understand the "gay fish" joke. He takes himself so seriously that it can't not be absolutely hilarious because he has no self awareness. Bonfire just made a good observation as comedians often do.
We live in the wrong timeline. In another world, he and other young boys wouldn't have been ritually abused and his personality wouldn't have warped and broken beyond repair.
It's hilarious how tough Corey thinks he is. His comments about these guys and then the other clips and stories of him saying he was going to knock people out, including Marilyn Manson lol
Love to see him on a Michael Jackson impersonator competition catching sulking after been beat by a 14 year old Asian kid & an 80 year old Vegas drunk.
When Feldog appears at age 80 on whatever Tonight show is around and talks about his lifetime of hit music...😆 Also his growth is stunted from drugs, in case no one picked up on that.
True story , saw an interview with Corey Feldman where he said the key to good skin was never using soap on your face .....that was like 10 years ago and I haven't used soap on my face since and my shit is mad nice. Was never a feldmaniac or anything...just took Corey feldman's word for it .gang.
This is good advice, good job for listening to it. It sounds weird. But I’m 35 and people are always in disbelief. I don’t use soap often, only rare cleansing days but even taking off makeup I use oil to melt, then warm water wipe. No soap. Oil cleaning method
doesn't mean ''don't wash your face''... it means don't use body soap on your face. there are a myriad of products specially formulated for your face. you need a routine. and this isn't some magical advice only Corey Feldman knows, either. this has been touted as key in every women's magazine and every cosmetics shop for decades. the guy wears pancake makeup to look like bleached-out Michael Jackson ffs. i wouldn't doubt he goes for all the shit people in Hollywood do cuz it makes him feel top class.
i been lookin for them talkin bout that feldog ralph gave jay for his birthday corey sayin happy birthday i think been fuckin year i never found video of jay bonfire sadly talkin of it i gave up............
More than a little self awareness. Throw in a ton of honesty, apologies to his band members and a bunch of others, and probably 100 other things. It's fairly obvious hes a scumbag. If anything you're being entirely to nice.
the funniest thing is, I saw him sing a blues type song in baritone at his birthday. it was halfway decent. But he wants to sing super high ballads to be like Mike and it's just garbage. why?
There is something to ‘hate listening’ to things. At some point you have to admit to yourself that you do like it, you don’t like it for the intended reason but you do like it.
Sometime you have to sacrifice things for happiness. I hate the way these guys went after Haim, that sht I didn’t understand the need for but in return I love the way they held Feldman to the fire after spraying him with gasoline. 🥳🥳🥳🥳⛽️💥🔥
Joking aside guys, even if Corey knew an effective martial art he would still need a weapon to take down both the boys with their size advantage. I watch a lot of JRE and he's a 'comedian' that knows when it's time to joke and when to be serious.
Bonfire + Feldog= instant click
I live for it
@@Dangzag as do I
Feldog
Aaron Carter
Weirdo documentaries
That's the tier list in my opinion
@@Dangzagnice name
When Feldog passes I hope someone throws a gem studded Fedora on the coffin, kisses their two fingers and touches the lid
Now THAT is an F for Respect
That's beautiful
Whats crazy is there will be more people at his funeral than all of ours combined..
@@snavisTMand more than all Corey’s music performances combined
And that person is … the ghost of the Haimster?
All Bonfire/Feldog audio is God-tier.
Top shelf content
Agreed, wotch out 4 dat wolfpack they don't think he's too sweeeeet
They have a good portion already put out but what CLC is doing is bring us the bits we might have missed and either way top shelf content!
Sometimes you read something and think "that's a factual statement."
It would be, if Jay didn't keep fucking saying "lip singing" instead of "lip syncing".
Listening to Big Jay and Dan talk about Corey Feldman is the cleanest, best pleasure.
Wow. These are home baked?
Feldman's cute tho. Built good.
".....have a seat"
Oops
What?? No way!!
Nothing funnier than these two doing an impression of feld dog talking about the haimster.
I would argue that Corey's unawareness of himself is what makes him so appealing. If he wasn't delusional he wouldn't be this interesting.
You’re absolutely right. For Corey’s sake he should stay within the boundaries of his own delusions
and never gain self-awareness.
His utter lack of self-awareness is so profound it’s really the thing that makes him so interesting. So, I disagree to an extent with Dan and Jay.
“Corey . . . don’t you EVER wink at
us!”
Absolutely. Thats the angle lol. If he didnt act like a weirdo, and wasnt delusional, hed be Ricky Schroeder, and nobody would talk about him.
Nothin like some feldog to get the blood flowin
watching that Go For It breakdown is what made me a Bonfire fan.. Feldog is a golden goose for comedy material
When ascension millennium starts playing as he decides the hacksaw is the way to go I fucking lost it 🤣🤣🤣
"You hot, sweet boy, I'll fall asleep in your eyes.."
Love it when Sodes shows appreciation for other men.
I miss this so much
Careful, don’t you remember tale of 2 Corey’s where feldog single handedly beat the crap out of 3 bullies who got the jump in him?
He even locked the door on them & said, “I’m not locked in here with you, you’re locked in here with me!”
And then he said and all over you know the thing.
And a blue guy exploded him all over the snow
Listening to the bonfire on felddog is the most funny I've ever had with pants on
Well now I'll be doing the Feldog voice for about a week
Me Listening to the bonfire talk about Feldog is like Dr. Alan Grant get out of jeep in jurassic park.
You guys do realize that Corey Haims didn’t consider Feldman his “best friend” or even a good friend, right? Feldman lies about so much to make himself look like he’s important. Haims was caught on camera saying that he wanted to straighten out his life and get all the negative out and his #1 negative was Feldman.
Dang. How come he didn’t?
Feldman's performance on The Today Show is the reason I started listening to The Bonfire! Been a die hard camper ever since. Great point about how Corey should be thankful for you keeping him relevant. Without the bonfire I doubt so many people would even care. Crackle crackle!!
HERE HE COMES, THE CONTENT KING!
10:50 This sums up the whole Bonfire take on Feldog and it is spot on.
My God, the funniest thing the bonfire have ever done was when they listened to and discussed Corey's book.
Why won't they do more of those? Just listening to Corey read his own book while commenting. There's got to be hours upon hours of show left to be done on that book.
Same!! Feldog needs to be thankful to the bonfire!! Crackle crackle!
I really long for this 😆
@@FentonTurnedIdiot It appears that they did do at least an hour more recently and it was hilarious. Just look it up on YT and you should be able to find it.
If anyone else knows of some more, I would greatly appreciate a heads up. I've listened to their Feldog material so many times that I can almost recite it, verbatim. So new Coreyography bits would be awesome.
And again, there is still soo much Coreyography material to be mined. Hours upon hours of comedy gold.
"his kid's old now"
"is he?"
"idunno..."
I cannot get enough of the Bonfire’s Feldog coverage
It reminds me of south park when kanye did understand the "gay fish" joke. He takes himself so seriously that it can't not be absolutely hilarious because he has no self awareness. Bonfire just made a good observation as comedians often do.
imagine feldog became cool with the bonfire
We live in the wrong timeline. In another world, he and other young boys wouldn't have been ritually abused and his personality wouldn't have warped and broken beyond repair.
@@1qaz722 that's to imagine living in a timeline without evil.... and i dont know if such a timeline exists.
it would probably take a few nights out drinking or hanging out before actually just jumping in the fire for the first time. but still
I really wish this would happen. Would be weirdly epic. But Feldog is miles above them on the food chain 😆
Black Lou Matters
I need that on a t-shirt!
Thanks for posting these!
"The deCISION is simPLE" 😂😂😂
You guys are hilarious! I’m glad I stumbled across you!
Black Lou. You are a legend
I almost pissed my pants like 3 times in this one
Felddog rocks so hard, he broke his ankle from stompin'.
I nominate Feldog to headline Skankfest south 2021
hey, what's up with the youth?...........WHATS UP WITH THE YOOOUUUUUUTTHHHH!!!????!?!??
Dude looks like a young grandpa Munster.
100%. Great pull!
Certainly would have made Rob Zombie’s Munsters more interesting if they’d cast Feld-dog.
*Blackbird signing in the dead of niiight*
Bonfire and Feldog should do a live show. I would lose my fucking shit if that ever happened.
Sometimes your face isn’t so bad, when your mouth doesn’t screw it up.
- Feldmouth
Goonies Goonies
-DamnElf
I love Black lou's Feldman impersonation
Corey Feldman on loveline is gold. If you’re a feldamaniac you owe it to yourself to listen
Never gets old.
It's hilarious how tough Corey thinks he is. His comments about these guys and then the other clips and stories of him saying he was going to knock people out, including Marilyn Manson lol
I will hence forth refer to him only as Feld dog.
I’m sure Corey Feldman would call Kim Jong-Un a friend.
Crackle Lee you’re doing gods work
Michael Jackson's Master!
They grew up dancing together 😆
40 seconds in and corey looks like Charlie sheen...
Now he just needs to gain 50lbs and he will have gone through the jackson, sheen, and weinstein phases.
Felddog must have been furious after hearing this😂
Get up off the ground and.......yeeeeaaahhhh....
Jay says "lip singing" twice around @5:50
He must have grown up in poverty. That’s a mistake only a poor would make.
Large Jason doesn't have a grasp on good vocabulistics.
Did Jim and Sam bring up the two Coreys' appearance on O&A? I would seek it out myself but I can't sit through that shit
Love to see him on a Michael Jackson impersonator competition catching sulking after been beat by a 14 year old Asian kid & an 80 year old Vegas drunk.
Mister "We need peace right now" says he wants to put hands on Dan & Jay?
🤣
to bad the vid couldn't be 22:22 long
😆
Feldog taught Michael Jackson everything
lol black lou looks exactly how i thought he would
Black?
Y’all need to review the video of him singing to his ex wife/mother of his child. It’s so painful. It is on youtube.
aw no let's not drag poor Suzy into this. she got herself and her kid out of this mess after Haim died and good for her.
Had to look it up. Holy shit!
The best part is when he’s basically just screaming in her face lol
They also need to critique Corey Haim: Me, Myself, and I.
Its a cheeseball doc made by Haim in the mid 80s. They would have a field day.
I only have one question: is it Feldog, Felddog or Feld Dog? Or does it even matter?
Felddog
@@Nyack101 That's what thought.
I like feldogg a lot
Backwoods Canadian rube married to a bigtime US celebrity living the good life...sounds like Bonnie McFarlane to me
Feldog always makes me wanna laugh cry. Its funny, but also horribly depressing and sad
When Feldog appears at age 80 on whatever Tonight show is around and talks about his lifetime of hit music...😆 Also his growth is stunted from drugs, in case no one picked up on that.
Haimster til I die ✌️ 💚💙
I gotta say corey does say " I do it for passion if no one shows up I'm still playing" on the howard vs corey band showdown in the 90s
Howard's career was legendary
The goat of radio/audio scene
I can't believe he didn't retire this year and esp going out with a whimper with rona-19
He did say that but he also thinks the music is really good and that it’s a crime he hasn’t been given massive praise for it
He did say that but he also said his music is groundbreaking like Nirvana and Emenim.
2022 Feldog becomes self aware…
It turns out it wasn’t cyberdine, it wasn’t the system…
there was never any stopping it…
I need more feld dog content
They care Feldog....they care...
I saw black Lou's security card and my first thought was he had left the label on his shirt
🤣😂🤣 . I swear to God if Drake started doing that, you'd see people wearing the tags within a week.
Finally feldogggggggggggg !!!!!
Yessss!
We need peace right now
Peace doesn’t hold a flame within human nature.
oh jerry! why, you shouldn't have! This was so unexpected
Im a huge pig jay fan but god dammit his insistence on saying "lip-sing" instead of "lip-sync" might legitimately drive me crazy.
Omg he’s on a modded out Honda moped
That’s a stretched Ruckus dude. Feldog has taste!!!
Love you Crack Lee!!!
Nobody can tell him anything. His ego is just so huge . U guys know that.
Is feldogs grandfather grandpa from the mundters?
I never knew Black Lou was 5'3" lol
Shuh-mone!
I know you're not actually saying "lip-singing," right?
True story , saw an interview with Corey Feldman where he said the key to good skin was never using soap on your face .....that was like 10 years ago and I haven't used soap on my face since and my shit is mad nice. Was never a feldmaniac or anything...just took Corey feldman's word for it .gang.
🤣
I have a similar story, but mine is Patrick Batemans bathroom routine from American Psycho.
This is good advice, good job for listening to it. It sounds weird. But I’m 35 and people are always in disbelief. I don’t use soap often, only rare cleansing days but even taking off makeup I use oil to melt, then warm water wipe. No soap. Oil cleaning method
doesn't mean ''don't wash your face''... it means don't use body soap on your face. there are a myriad of products specially formulated for your face. you need a routine.
and this isn't some magical advice only Corey Feldman knows, either. this has been touted as key in every women's magazine and every cosmetics shop for decades.
the guy wears pancake makeup to look like bleached-out Michael Jackson ffs. i wouldn't doubt he goes for all the shit people in Hollywood do cuz it makes him feel top class.
@@MartinaMarkotaTV Are you an alchemist?
Remember splatter the .movie? He should have won the ass crack award
Idk how Dan and Jay missed the obvious "hard in his taint" joke
Cuz it’s not that funny
When tf????
i been lookin for them talkin bout that feldog ralph gave jay for his birthday corey sayin happy birthday i think been fuckin year i never found video of jay bonfire sadly talkin of it i gave up............
......huh?
@@erikkassner9324 I'm as confused as you are.
You having a stroke?
Feldog has had a belly button ring, you can tell....and that's just strange.
Ok but, what's up with the youth?
Lip singing?
More than a little self awareness. Throw in a ton of honesty, apologies to his band members and a bunch of others, and probably 100 other things. It's fairly obvious hes a scumbag. If anything you're being entirely to nice.
the funniest thing is, I saw him sing a blues type song in baritone at his birthday. it was halfway decent. But he wants to sing super high ballads to be like Mike and it's just garbage. why?
There is something to ‘hate listening’ to things. At some point you have to admit to yourself that you do like it, you don’t like it for the intended reason but you do like it.
I’ve never been this early before.
He does Feldogv Maga
Idk ascension millennium is a banger
Sometime you have to sacrifice things for happiness.
I hate the way these guys went after Haim, that sht I didn’t understand the need for but in return I love the way they held Feldman to the fire after spraying him with gasoline. 🥳🥳🥳🥳⛽️💥🔥
It's not Haim they are going after really, it's feldogs portrayal of Haim.
Are you guys aware bonfire people that Corey did cringeworthy surreal Life be interesting to see you guys go over that
com'mon now not all Canadians are backwoods
Cman
6:40
is the audio always this kinda shitty?
Joking aside guys, even if Corey knew an effective martial art he would still need a weapon to take down both the boys with their size advantage.
I watch a lot of JRE and he's a 'comedian' that knows when it's time to joke and when to be serious.
Joe Rogan is a shill for neocons and gnostism.
@@1qaz722 and Big Gay
19:29 Danny Sodez clearly lying. Who would be so upset at Dan Soder to where they'd unfriend people for liking him? Danny boy is horsefeedin
Probably a jealousy thing
Have you never used the internet before?