@@ARKVNE Thanks. BTW - a policeman stopped to ask me why I had pulled by truck over on the shoulder of the road. I simply explained that I blew up my tranny - then he arrested me for a hate crime....
@@oldschoolhawking8191 You are super fortunate to have so many, hope that the age ranges enough so some are laughing ,even if the older ones are groaning Stay funny 😄
Soo beautiful and relateable❤ And maybe that's why I love the effort in the dead face delivery (although I've seen behind-the-scenes cuts and they really try to keep the mask tight, that doesn't take anything away from it) Especially with a fresh title as a dad with what feels like a year's sleep deficit, I clearly remember, if you are suddenly left together with a fellow sufferer, the jokes are delivered completely by themselves, where the recipient just either lets it fly over him in dizzyness or the sleep drunk just enjoys that there is peace for a while, with no reaction from the laughing muscles. HOWEVER that said, once the laughing muscles are activated, your dad joke deliveries are drowned in severe laughter, nomatter how lame they are, but which also has a lovely healthy, contagious effect😅 Just entered this channel a week ago, hereby subscribed! Greets from Denmark
@Nobody My X husband kept introducing me as his high school girlfriend, however that is a true story. Kept flying to Florida and not telling me till the day he was leaving. He had no clue why I wanted a divorce after 20 years of that 🤷♀️🤦♀️
Francine Morris, I got one. Why are fly-fishermen better? Because, fly-fishermen/women have longer rods. [A Fly-Fishing rod is approx 81/2, 9, 91/2 or 10 feet long - compared to 4,5 or 6 feet] So, actually, you could you could rephrase your joke; Why, did the two fisherman have a dispute? Because the fly-fisherman had a longer rod. Lol . 😂👍(< and why can't I find a caramel thumb?! Gee, that's dumb.. ) Good one though. 😂
I joined a dating site 6 months ago. As I've received no letters, the agency said they will give me 6 months free and just remove my picture ....! 🤣🤣 🤔 😭😭😭
Hey Logan - do you have relatives back in Ohio/Ky? We are of the John Lisle clan who came to the US in the early 1800's. I think the "Lisle" gene loves dad jokes - got to have a connection!
On the way to the bathroom you're Russian, in the bathroom European, when you leave the bathroom you're Finnish.
unless it's 1941, then you go in finnished before you can even claim european you're russian out
Clever!
Lol good one!
Don't forget to Polish the mirror!
Best comment
Your dead pan delivery is what makes the jokes funnier.
If the New England Patriots are the Pats, and the Tampa Bay Bucaneers are the Bucs, what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
@@thelonesomefisherman7425 the tights
@@thelonesomefisherman7425: My team's the Bruins, I say "Go Bruins". Your team is the Nads. You say. . . .
@@mortensen1961 Good one.
@K Red Actually, it would make them the, Tits.
The fact that you guys do your jokes straight-faced makes it more hilarious
😂😂😂
That's the only thing that makes it funny I thought lol
The way you look at the cups after the jokes...thats hilarious.
My wife and I told our children that from now on she is going to be the dad and I am going to be the mom. We just feel the need to be transparent.
🤣🤣🤣
Damn my man this one's actually funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥
@@ARKVNE Thanks. BTW - a policeman stopped to ask me why I had pulled by truck over on the shoulder of the road. I simply explained that I blew up my tranny - then he arrested me for a hate crime....
I didn't get it
Lmao😂😂😂😂
Ya'lls delivery makes the jokes so much better than other channels that do dad jokes
Ya, I've tried to watch other people do dad jokes and they just don't have it like these guys! 😂
This is absolutely perfect! This is the pinnacle of dad jokes! Outstanding work gentleman
You're outstanding in your field
@@denn606
For the year is a long time to be outstanding in the field
That ATM machine one gave me a good chuckle.
I ran across these guys the other day and they had me in stitches!
You're Russian when you go into the bathroom, European while there, and Finnish when leaving.
Pure bread dog got me completely 😂 I’m stealing that one
That one actually took me a moment .... ! 🤔
Hit 'pause' ~ WHAT ?? 🤨 Aaannnnnd the penny drops ....!! 🤣🤣🤣
How the hell do you keep a straight face? Lol 😂 you guys are too good 😅 x
Real.
0:35 My favorite one of this batch... so good!😂
Great timing and reactions! And clever!
I've been laughing (lol) out loud for weeks - I love you guys and this routine.
I laughed out loud for 5 minutes and 19 seconds. What speed playback are you listening with?
he killed him with the "it runs in your jeans" 😆
You don't know what you're missin'🤣
I love these. My grandkids think I’m the funniest man alive.
Wait a couple more years 😳
@@carmgitto
Exactly, I have 11 grandchildren and they thought I was the funniest guy ever, until they turned 12.🥴
@@oldschoolhawking8191 You are super fortunate to have so many, hope that the age ranges enough so some are laughing ,even if the older ones are groaning Stay funny 😄
@@carmgitto
Iol, I still have five under the age of 12, the oldest one is 25 years old. He's now my fishing buddy.
@@oldschoolhawking8191 Excellent did you hear about the one armed fisherman?....He caught a fish this big!!
As a non-native speaker I learn a lot here and have so much fun. This is hill-areas!
If a king runs a kingdom and an emperor runs an empire, who runs a country?
A president.
A count.
A vote count.
Have you ever heard of that guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts
@@heliofaros1344 almost...
A count runs a county. So a country must be run by a countr.
My first reaction...my god how corny and ridiculous but I can't stop laughing. Love you guys!
I tell dad jokes all the time, even though I am not a dad. I guess that makes me a "faux pas"
2:39 probably the first internet meme i ever saw " how to please a woman with only 3.5 inches, photo of brad williams holding up his visa black card.
Why can’t I remember these when my kids want to hear a joke? 😅
On the 6 months to live joke: That is a joke 1st told by Rodney Dagerfield back in the late 70's. It's still funny though 😂
It was written by a joke writer who got no credit whatsoever.
He still don't get no respect.
Wrong,Henny Youngman
03:58 😂 I was gaping cause I thought he said he cooked the rabbi.
These guys are GREAT!!!!!! Where do they get all these terrific jokes???????
3:24 made it all worth it lol
The shark one is a masterpiece
Thank you guys 🫡
This is the best compilation of dad jokes I’ve ever heard 😂
Soo beautiful and relateable❤
And maybe that's why I love the effort in the dead face delivery (although I've seen behind-the-scenes cuts and they really try to keep the mask tight, that doesn't take anything away from it)
Especially with a fresh title as a dad with what feels like a year's sleep deficit, I clearly remember, if you are suddenly left together with a fellow sufferer, the jokes are delivered completely by themselves, where the recipient just either lets it fly over him in dizzyness or the sleep drunk just enjoys that there is peace for a while, with no reaction from the laughing muscles.
HOWEVER that said, once the laughing muscles are activated, your dad joke deliveries are drowned in severe laughter, nomatter how lame they are, but which also has a lovely healthy, contagious effect😅
Just entered this channel a week ago, hereby subscribed!
Greets from Denmark
For a moment there, I thought it read, "How do priests get rid of incest inside of a church".
Do you REALLY want to know?🤭🤭🤭🤭
These guys are the best
This is the greatest! I am crying
They raised the cough fee...
I love these 😆 🤣 😂
Why was the calendar nervous ?
It's days were numbered.
Ba dum dishoom!
I also joined the dating site for arsonists. Plenty of matches. Just no spark 🤔
But your heart was aflame.
10 yrs later, heart is burnt...
Sounds like the arsonist dating site was on fire.
Only hot people.
I joined too. Plenty of matches. Just no spark 🤔
I tried it until I got burnt out.
Careful with those jokes when your barber has scissors in his hand.. 😂
These are so bad. I love it!
Fantastic!!! you make laugh so hard.🤣😂💜💜🙏🙏
On telephone the automatic voice tells me "please hold the lion", but not, what to do, if the lion becomes nervous.
Every one golden 😂❤
guy on the left always has some crazy ass glasses on
Lmaoo I accidentally took my cats meds last night… dont ask “meow”
These are hilarious 😂👍🏻
I heard a Rodney in there. All forgiven
These guys are amazing
Ohhhh my fluff, the wife jokes are the best. Y'all had me cracking up seriously hard 🤣
👑🙏🏻💞✝️🐾🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯
My wife's libido was off and on during her menopause. It came in flashes....
@@kennethknott9138
Ohhhh my fluff, that's a good one 👍
My wife finally left me. She was upset because I kept introducing her as my ex girlfriend...
@Nobody
My X husband kept introducing me as his high school girlfriend, however that is a true story. Kept flying to Florida and not telling me till the day he was leaving. He had no clue why I wanted a divorce after 20 years of that 🤷♀️🤦♀️
5:01 this is the one that actually got me.
ill have to use this at soem point
the key to these jokes is the deadpan straight faced delivery
I could watch these all day…
These dudes take up the last half hour of my night shift ..... 🤣🤣
Dad's be funny!
1:52 What kind of dog is that?
A corgi loaf? 😂
The blind archery one made me go hyena.
What a gorgeous view! where do you live?
These are priceless!!! LMFAO
I used to work for that arsonist dating site, but I got fired.
I used to work in a candle factory but got fired because I wouldn’t work on wick ends.
The UNWRITTEN RULES :
1)_______
2)________
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That "pay the bill" joke goes back to Henny Youngman. Yes, I'm that old.
I packed my bags and right 😂😂😂😂
What do you call a dispute between two fishermen?
Rod Rage.
( if this makes you chuckle or smile please give a 👍🏽)
🤦🏼♀️ 😊
OK OK, You reeled me in; I fell for that line... good catch!
@Nobody
You fell for that (hook, line and sinker), you missed that lol.
😂👍
Francine Morris,
I got one.
Why are fly-fishermen better?
Because, fly-fishermen/women have longer rods.
[A Fly-Fishing rod is approx 81/2, 9, 91/2 or 10 feet long - compared to 4,5 or 6 feet]
So, actually, you could you could rephrase your joke;
Why, did the two fisherman have a dispute?
Because the fly-fisherman had a longer rod.
Lol . 😂👍(< and why can't I find a caramel thumb?! Gee, that's dumb.. )
Good one though.
😂
answer: A de-bate.
Great work! That was impressive.
I joined a dating site 6 months ago.
As I've received no letters, the agency said they will give me 6 months free
and just remove my picture ....! 🤣🤣 🤔 😭😭😭
they write the jokes on the back of their mugs
Epic. E P I C plus I love Tahoe!
No, Escape'ing that one haha
I need my daily fix. Thanks a lot guys!
*STROKE* 😂😂😂😂😂😂 that got me
Where can i get those sunglasses?😊
That twitter is free joke is aging like cheese. Changed, but still delicious.
😂 I will try the ATM machine for my chest
Packed my bags and right!!!😅
Hill Areas - Hilarious 😂
Soooo stupid. Love it.
I. Just. Holy fuck. JESUS
I explained to my wife that this is how the offside rule works.
The next day whilst watching tennis she shouts "but he was offside".
Good stuff here!
Y'all at Camp Richardson?
I accidentally had a snot-rocket laugh on one of these!
I was gonna tell you my time traveling joke, but you didn't like it
I can't pee, I couldn't pee, I have to pee. He wanted me to hold that in.
the fact that they are so bad makes it so funny
When he tilted his coffee cup up and nothing was in it, wow, I thought he was actually drinking coffee all this time. Fooled me again.
Except for the few that I don't get (blame it on me) these jokes are great. Was there was a writers strike?
pun pa pun pun, pun
occasionally LMAO
That viagra one had me spraying my coffee.
This comment did that to me 😂😂😂
Hey @robertcarpenter1615 - you were not spraying out your coffee !!
How did the gum get on the other side of the road?
It was stuck to the bottom of the chickens foot.
You have a left to remain silent
What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting in a pile of leaves... Russell
Hahahahaa wow
The amount of rum consumed to make these videos would be astonishing
Hey Logan - do you have relatives back in Ohio/Ky? We are of the John Lisle clan who came to the US in the early 1800's. I think the "Lisle" gene loves dad jokes - got to have a connection!
Logan is not going to answer. Makes no difference what clan he is from.
Where do I get those shades?
From his face--but you should distract him first...
I want a video of your bloopers 🎉🎉🎉
Another Lisle? Cheers bro.
When you're headed to the bathroom, you're a Russian.
Henny Youngmen joke in there
One from Gracie Allen, too. Always room for the classics.
If you're golfing and you keep your ball on the T right out of the bag.
Are you teabagging?
Here's one for you. Why did the steak 🥩 fly across the room? He thought he was a tomahawk.
Hope the keyboard job is back under cntl.
Hey now backspace a minute and tab that by me again.