Why America's Got Talent Is So Fake

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  • @nekonico9645
    @nekonico9645 5 років тому +17792

    “I’m a teacher”
    *Proceeds to strip on stage*

  • @charliekett6
    @charliekett6 5 років тому +6019

    Two Set in Last Video: *We are not a roasting channel*
    This Video: *ROAST TIME!!!*

    • @Altroante
      @Altroante 5 років тому +42

      Can't blame them, really. lol

    • @TinV
      @TinV 5 років тому +114

      Roasts are born, not created

    • @DesignerNTMH
      @DesignerNTMH 5 років тому +23

      no they just *REVIEW*

    • @carleehipps542
      @carleehipps542 5 років тому +4

      I was literally going to post this! 😂💕

    • @katsukibakugou6454
      @katsukibakugou6454 5 років тому +4

      They even made an intro for these roast videos😂

  • @eligibbons2155
    @eligibbons2155 5 років тому +9154

    "I'm a professional classical pianist"
    *starts playing grade 4 piece*

    • @rox8686
      @rox8686 5 років тому +416

      Eli Gibbons inniiiiiittt I was like “what is this. I played this when I was, like, 10. Whyyyyyyyyyy”

    • @pumpkinhead3356
      @pumpkinhead3356 5 років тому +154

      For a second there I thought you meant grade 4 for AMEB, but then I remembers that literally everyone is American these days

    • @eligibbons2155
      @eligibbons2155 5 років тому +342

      @@pumpkinhead3356 I'm actually from the UK, so I meant ABRSM. Don't assume my nationality, fool.

    • @rox8686
      @rox8686 5 років тому +38

      MangoCat we mean ABRSM from the uk hun

    • @zhchee7734
      @zhchee7734 5 років тому +169

      And he completely skipped the middle part. Of COURSE he only played the first few bars that every person learning the piano knows by memory, because it's not entertaining enough than suddenly glitching out of existence.

  • @Enatsu
    @Enatsu Рік тому +514

    as a flutist i can 100% say that this man probably never played flute in his entire life

    • @claretan6821
      @claretan6821 Рік тому +34

      as a flutist i shed genuine tears looking at that guy

    • @ZiexQ
      @ZiexQ Рік тому +10

      As a metal enjoyer an guitar player(beginer) i agree

    • @Spookzydraws
      @Spookzydraws Рік тому +18

      same though how did he even get his flute to sound so out of tune like theyre not very high maintenance 💀

    • @Takato2527
      @Takato2527 Рік тому +4

      even if I don't know how to play flute, I can tell he played like sh!t

    • @moineten
      @moineten Рік тому +3

      I agree, and I've only played the flute for a school project for one year in sixth grade-

  • @nicolass892
    @nicolass892 5 років тому +2266

    Ling Ling: practices 40 hours a day
    Judges: Ok?
    Random person: My great grandpa died in 1937
    Judges: *GOLDEN BUZZER*

    • @CharlieQuartz
      @CharlieQuartz 5 років тому +26

      John Tyler’s grandsons: our great-grandfather died in 1813

    • @zachariz1490
      @zachariz1490 5 років тому +13

      Nicolas Schellberg not interesting enough. You could have said he died in 1939

    • @samuellacarrubba1208
      @samuellacarrubba1208 5 років тому +11

      12:05 ok this is going to be interesting
      12:26 umm
      13:12 by sis I'm out

    • @karviil2673
      @karviil2673 5 років тому +2

      K4z x since it’s not something I can change I decided to enjoy it! To bring joy to the crowd in my last few days!
      Judges: you are the American talent we need!!!!!

    • @emmac.3835
      @emmac.3835 5 років тому

      🤣1937 hahahahahaha

  • @LK-gh9su
    @LK-gh9su 5 років тому +17657

    They should get an orchestra on America's got talent and have them play Tchaikovsky 1812 and aim the cannon at the judges

    • @Andromeda-mz1qk
      @Andromeda-mz1qk 5 років тому +752

      Madbanana //M.B. Specifically at Simon

    • @manuelbes
      @manuelbes 5 років тому +120

      Lmao

    • @mason308y8
      @mason308y8 5 років тому +78

      Madbanana //M.B. Yesssss

    • @syylizz
      @syylizz 5 років тому +257

      Yes great sugestion my friend

    • @mikamakes4779
      @mikamakes4779 5 років тому +129

      I’d volunteer

  • @TheDilemma76
    @TheDilemma76 4 роки тому +5612

    My review as a flautist: No.
    My review as an erotic dancer: Also, no.

  • @ShaunakDesaiPiano
    @ShaunakDesaiPiano 2 роки тому +2317

    Can we just appreciate how when Brett and Eddy tried to play out of tune with each other, they still played in thirds and sounded 10 times better than the flautists? They couldn’t even bring themselves to play a tone apart.

    • @855188
      @855188 2 роки тому +96

      That’s why they said playing out of tune is also a tAlEnT.

    • @burracore
      @burracore Рік тому

      ​@@855188artists are not made, theyre born😔

    • @E_FoxSnowspirit
      @E_FoxSnowspirit Рік тому +5

      Ikrrrrrrr

    • @ShaunakDesaiPiano
      @ShaunakDesaiPiano Рік тому +26

      Not to mention Eddy has perfect pitch.

    • @brocklytle3028
      @brocklytle3028 Рік тому +4

      @ShaunakDesaiPiano they also have ReAl TaLeNt.

  • @averyhuff181
    @averyhuff181 5 років тому +8967

    "I played the flute from a young age" hands are in the wrong position and it's out of tune

    • @averyhuff181
      @averyhuff181 5 років тому +289

      AHH NO NOW THERES TWO OF THEM!!!

    • @averyhuff181
      @averyhuff181 5 років тому +267

      Me and my friend are now watching this during our academic day in band and we both just sat here and roasted the flute player =3=

    • @alaspoorcontent
      @alaspoorcontent 5 років тому +90

      That’s probably why. He didn’t learn well 😆

    • @Angela-jn4li
      @Angela-jn4li 5 років тому +155

      He breathed a lot and he didn’t tune correctly he was just playing random notes.

    • @Angela-jn4li
      @Angela-jn4li 5 років тому +92

      Also he played like half a song so what was his talent?

  • @emilioovalle3070
    @emilioovalle3070 5 років тому +1410

    Imagine watching America’s got talent and you see your teacher stripping *RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES*

    • @benjaminwaddill1625
      @benjaminwaddill1625 5 років тому +54

      I bet he lost his job

    • @mcalkis5771
      @mcalkis5771 5 років тому +6

      Wouldn't be so bad if she was a bad one.

    • @mena376
      @mena376 5 років тому +5

      female teachers get fired for less.

    • @Only_gainz_official
      @Only_gainz_official 5 років тому +1

      What if you have a hotass teacher in her mid 20. Whould your eyes still burn, guys?

    • @teddygrayson1087
      @teddygrayson1087 5 років тому +15

      @@Only_gainz_official yea coz I'm gay

  • @lebazardebecques1223
    @lebazardebecques1223 4 роки тому +2723

    I'm sorry but :
    Them: The whole point is to hide the breathing.
    My conductor: Your whole point is to STOP BREATHING

    • @briebickford3445
      @briebickford3445 4 роки тому +190

      *flashbacks of having to hold a high c for 45 seconds straight or else*

    • @isaacbragg-gardiner2456
      @isaacbragg-gardiner2456 4 роки тому +35

      Circular Breathing

    • @lovelyunknown
      @lovelyunknown 4 роки тому +117

      singing in choir be like:
      Me: when are we suposed to breathe
      director: *YESTERDAY*

    • @celinaphuah2909
      @celinaphuah2909 4 роки тому +5

      @@lovelyunknown lol

    • @Anonymous-fb1qu
      @Anonymous-fb1qu 4 роки тому +17

      When I took band my conductor was the same wayyyy ugh. I was a clarinet so it stood out when we took a breath and he would always yell at us to stop breathing😂

  • @broadwaybirdie9081
    @broadwaybirdie9081 Рік тому +503

    Not gonna lie, the social stigma around classical music is one of the reasons I stopped singing. I was a classically trained coloratura soprano and outside of my vocal coach everyone else thought I was the cartoon self-absorbed diva just because of my vocal range.

    • @ViolinValia
      @ViolinValia Рік тому +72

      Never stop being YOU, honey! Looking at the horrendous stupidity and lack of taste in the world, do you really think those people's opinions carry any weight? They are pure reflection of what media brainwashed them to "think". And you singing is a reflection of your SOUL. Now, which one do you think matters more? 😉❤

    • @zzodysseuszz
      @zzodysseuszz Рік тому +20

      My voice lacks the elasticity to sing so even though I’m not interested in singing I am still somewhat jealous. Don’t waste that skill and practise

    • @Velereonics
      @Velereonics Рік тому +7

      People loooooove coloratura but they just don't realize it. Big movies always got one, game trailers as well. People live for that.

    • @Rostra66
      @Rostra66 Рік тому +8

      Smh and *sigh
      Pls don’t give up on that beautiful voice because of others’ uneducated and WRONG opinions.
      As you grow up, you might regret ending your potential prematurely
      If you keep pursuing what you genuinely like, you’ll find yourself surrounded by right kind of people eventually, who knows.

    • @dimasgirl2749
      @dimasgirl2749 Рік тому +7

      I'm a soprano, and I say don't quit just because everyone else is being a jerk. There are plenty of people who would *love* to hear you sing with such a range. I sing on my church's worship team, and people have told me they love my voice. And my church is one that typically plays Christian Contemporary Music for worship!

  • @veyniacchp
    @veyniacchp 5 років тому +3829

    Imagine how his students felt watching him....

    • @altaccount3124
      @altaccount3124 5 років тому +427

      Don't think he has any

    • @Thatguy-mz6uk
      @Thatguy-mz6uk 5 років тому +319

      He only teaches stripin

    • @weaselsdawg
      @weaselsdawg 5 років тому +42

      hot for teacher ;) also more realistically petrified from second hand embarrassment

    • @ayishas4385
      @ayishas4385 5 років тому +274

      Let's hope the students are as fictional as his flute-playing

    • @LordDoucheBags
      @LordDoucheBags 5 років тому +48

      He’s probably not really a flutist

  • @IncorrectHB
    @IncorrectHB 5 років тому +4691

    People on AGT either:
    1) Have a sad backstory (mediocre talent/skill)
    2) Look crazy but is acutally good
    3) A kid
    4) Subvert the expectation (Ex: The piano player)
    5) "Ooh im so shy uwu~" *_Sings/Plays with extreme confidence_*

    • @wardomekingoffire3865
      @wardomekingoffire3865 5 років тому +17

      HB FS well there sre some with real talent already

    • @zakariamebrahtu1474
      @zakariamebrahtu1474 5 років тому +17

      Do I see my precious Pearlie in your Profile Pic? :3

    • @IncorrectHB
      @IncorrectHB 5 років тому +5

      @@zakariamebrahtu1474
      Yep 👌🏽

    • @kesiaalves8028
      @kesiaalves8028 5 років тому +11

      Accurate 😂😂💯

    • @sanyokk8024
      @sanyokk8024 5 років тому +4

      so true(nice profile pic btw. uwu)

  • @evab3115
    @evab3115 5 років тому +3844

    i just hugged my flute because i was so horrified
    edit: she's okay tho

    • @naan5026
      @naan5026 5 років тому +56

      hurricane tortilla, thank god.

    • @pranavyarlagadda2143
      @pranavyarlagadda2143 5 років тому +68

      Emboushure(me flute) is still recovering

    • @pennyproud2474
      @pennyproud2474 5 років тому +43

      @@pranavyarlagadda2143My flutes name is Freya ☺️

    • @pranavyarlagadda2143
      @pranavyarlagadda2143 5 років тому +48

      Annabeth Chase And my piccolos name is the sharp bastrd

    • @pennyproud2474
      @pennyproud2474 5 років тому +24

      @@pranavyarlagadda2143 Lol love that name

  • @angelcakemimi
    @angelcakemimi 2 роки тому +340

    as a BEGINNER flautist i dont even manhandle my flute like that. its my baby and i have protected it. my flute is from the early 00s, its a school one that was specifically lent to me and in no circumstances would i want to break my flute like that.

    • @lilacmoon8912
      @lilacmoon8912 2 роки тому +7

      Same here I started like 3-4 months ago and the way he took the flute and he said he played the flute even as a beginner we know that’s not how you hold a flute and they’re were children in that crowd I would be traumatized by that for life if I saw that as a younger kid

    • @norazees
      @norazees 2 роки тому +6

      I am an advanced flautist I’ve been playing for 9 years in 2023 and I was disgusted at how the guy held his flute played to notes how out of tune it was actually hurt me 😭

    • @peatato
      @peatato Рік тому +2

      We must treat our instruments like **babies! 😤

    • @ningtastic
      @ningtastic Рік тому +2

      flute for 3 years and even i cringed at this bro it hurt me on the inside and i’m relatively new 💀💀💀

    • @Justadudewithquestions
      @Justadudewithquestions 4 місяці тому

      @@norazees I’m not even a flutist and that hurt ME

  • @Chris-xs3vu
    @Chris-xs3vu 5 років тому +2608

    “I’m a classical pianist”
    *Proceeds to play pop music and strip dance on stage*

    • @seanshawn5650
      @seanshawn5650 5 років тому +45

      He actually didn't play pop music on the piano it's just the track for his dance

    • @plzstopthisplz1309
      @plzstopthisplz1309 5 років тому +2

      Chris朱某人 *yawn*

    • @local9724
      @local9724 5 років тому +12

      Für elise is classical lol

    • @danner253
      @danner253 5 років тому +4

      Entertainment is shit tier rn lol

    • @christianalbertjahns2577
      @christianalbertjahns2577 4 роки тому +12

      Well he didn't strip

  • @gazelledianimal7365
    @gazelledianimal7365 5 років тому +1590

    *looks at this dude pole dancing with a flute* ....*gets flute and hugs it* it's ok.....ill never do such a thing

    • @catherinefrank4597
      @catherinefrank4597 5 років тому +1

      me tho

    • @janussanders8345
      @janussanders8345 5 років тому +11

      Gazelle di animal
      WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TOO A FLUTE.

    • @helpuwu6644
      @helpuwu6644 5 років тому +16

      My piccolo shrunk form watching that

    • @childishknight8587
      @childishknight8587 5 років тому +22

      My flute is safe with my piano upstairs, they protect each other.

    • @Moodyy.j
      @Moodyy.j 5 років тому +9

      I have now tuned my flute and hugging it

  • @alanaukpong381
    @alanaukpong381 5 років тому +5237

    When you're a flautist yourself.
    1) His angle is horrid.
    2) His tuning is non-existent.
    3)His technique and playing is jsjskdkkdkdkd.

    • @mattcobbold9644
      @mattcobbold9644 5 років тому +77

      Simply Alana22 I couldn’t relate to you more 🤮

    • @hannahking9004
      @hannahking9004 5 років тому +116

      When you’re a flautist yourself and still say flutist *gasp*

    • @alanaukpong381
      @alanaukpong381 5 років тому +39

      @@hannahking9004 That's sort of rude, sorry for being grammatically incorrect.

    • @mattcobbold9644
      @mattcobbold9644 5 років тому +17

      Feel like the only boy in the world that plays flute aha

    • @talia9586
      @talia9586 5 років тому +1

      eXACTLYNZSNJS

  • @rumimunosib3265
    @rumimunosib3265 2 роки тому +1137

    I'm a Pianist and the dude who kicked the stool made me slam my hand on my desk you NEVER EVER disrespect the stool okay, that dude took it to far and made me stop watching America's Got Talent
    edit: wow I got this many likes for the first time thank you guys for agreeing as well

    • @manaswiniadepu6467
      @manaswiniadepu6467 2 роки тому +27

      NOT THE STOOL!!!!!😱😱😱😱😱😱

    • @triffus
      @triffus 2 роки тому +5

      lol, who cares?

    • @Sabryna_1tG
      @Sabryna_1tG 2 роки тому +18

      YOU NEVER,NEVER EVER EVER DISRESPECT THE PIANO
      that made my soul cry- 😭😭😭

    • @kaishawna3753
      @kaishawna3753 2 роки тому +59

      @@triffus Kicking a stool like that can cause damage and it can weaken the wood and the stool can become damaged and unusable over time. I would never disrespect an instrument like that no matter if it’s a seat.

    • @hueningkaikamal
      @hueningkaikamal 2 роки тому +34

      @@triffus WE care.

  • @facevaluehighfive
    @facevaluehighfive 5 років тому +22107

    Can we just agree, that everyone, even non-musicians, absolutely CrInGeD at the first guy

    • @tilyfee
      @tilyfee 5 років тому +279

      100%

    • @adamcorfman573
      @adamcorfman573 5 років тому +619

      I cringed out loud to all of them. Like WTF?!

    • @natasha-ut7si
      @natasha-ut7si 4 роки тому +41

      Aye

    • @gracegriffindor9352
      @gracegriffindor9352 4 роки тому +211

      I ve to skip the stripping part, cuz, like... he was stripping, on stage while performing an instrument.

    • @Engeldemuerte
      @Engeldemuerte 4 роки тому +237

      I have 0 musical prowess, and every one of these made me want to die.

  • @amirgerayli3571
    @amirgerayli3571 5 років тому +2071

    Me watching America's got talent: Hey mom look! Its my flute teacher!
    mom:..
    mom: how about learning the guitar?

  • @tekjoey
    @tekjoey 5 років тому +5410

    My 15 year old sister plays flute. She was given less than 24 hours to prepare a pice for church today and she still played better than this guy

    • @toriparrotti4492
      @toriparrotti4492 5 років тому +254

      Your poor sister...

    • @sofauwu2443
      @sofauwu2443 5 років тому +208

      Omg! Well I guess congrats to her, for managing that. All the "performances" in this video were sacrilegious on a level that was unimaginable before...this....

    • @neeko13
      @neeko13 5 років тому +20

      Flutes in church pogchamp

    • @joemel2
      @joemel2 5 років тому +58

      I'm so glad you didn't say she danced better than him!

    • @ivelisseys7285
      @ivelisseys7285 5 років тому +12

      Does that mean she played... not so good?

  • @scusachannel1682
    @scusachannel1682 2 роки тому +99

    7:05 Simon probably didn't groan because it was classical music, but because he knew the guy was going to surprise-strip to pop music

  • @hg-dw9ht
    @hg-dw9ht 5 років тому +778

    Imagine how traumatised the first dudes students are

    • @miwir1248
      @miwir1248 5 років тому +2

      Hiruni goonasekera kids watching omg

    • @marissa1428
      @marissa1428 5 років тому +5

      Hiruni goonasekera IKR!!! Also I love your profile picture 💜💜💜

    • @yadu2954
      @yadu2954 5 років тому +14

      Probably isn't even a teacher

    • @2000andie
      @2000andie 5 років тому +3

      What students? I’d like to see a school that keeps him lol

    • @stefann8305
      @stefann8305 5 років тому +5

      the parents will be like :
      I told you piano was better but you wanted flute!

  • @tomforsythe7024
    @tomforsythe7024 5 років тому +2485

    Note that, despite the heat, Brett and Eddy keep their clothes on. Thanks for keeping it classy, guys.

    • @cherryforto5590
      @cherryforto5590 5 років тому +20

      Exactly! Keep it classy.

    • @procrastinatingmultistan4781
      @procrastinatingmultistan4781 5 років тому +9

      But we see only one part of their bodies...

    • @AshEshyr
      @AshEshyr 5 років тому +7

      probably because it's under 10 celcius in australia everday right now, middle of winter.

    • @clairee3413
      @clairee3413 5 років тому +4

      But it’s winter in Australian rn.....

    • @squish4805
      @squish4805 5 років тому +4

      Because it’s fuckin freezing rn in Australia lmao

  • @humanllusion590
    @humanllusion590 5 років тому +4074

    You know it's sacrilegious when you can hear it's out of tune and you're not even a classical music student 🤒🤕

    • @someone-kt7uk
      @someone-kt7uk 5 років тому +179

      i dont know shit about music but i can very much agree that definitely does not sound right

    • @euphoria2821
      @euphoria2821 5 років тому +19

      I dont study music but i found out i have perfect pitch so....yeaaaa

    • @LexiLSify
      @LexiLSify 5 років тому +5

      Thelaretus that’s also true for any style of music. If you buy a deep purple best of record then you don’t need another one. Same for the Beatles, Michael Jackson etc. (Of course il not talking about the ones that have only one hit and we’re then sent into oblivion)

    • @salamzander
      @salamzander 4 роки тому +10

      I’m a vocalist and even I noticed that it was out of tune.

    • @tsumugishirogane3925
      @tsumugishirogane3925 4 роки тому +3

      Susannah S I don’t play flute(I’m a violinist) and I can still tell it’s out of tune.

  • @AnarchyWillows
    @AnarchyWillows 2 роки тому +125

    as a pianist whos been playing from a young age, this hurt to watch. it felt like torture watching an instrument being disrespected. my heart was sore watching this. he could've easily just danced on his own.

    • @timecubed
      @timecubed Рік тому +1

      I agree man. It's not nice to disrespect something like that, especially when you're not just disrespecting *a* person, but disrespecting an entire genre of music, along with pretty much everyone who plays it or participates in it. Maybe that's a little too much, but it definitely felt like they're trying to make the entire classical genre seem boring at the very least, and that's already enough to anger more than just a few people.

  • @lizziesancoeur7135
    @lizziesancoeur7135 4 роки тому +3746

    I'm a flautist, hi!
    And he needs to stop lying about playing the flute since childhood. He plays like someone has played for 2 months.

    • @divyap4357
      @divyap4357 3 роки тому +230

      I'm not a flutist, bit I feel like even those who play for 2 months could carry a tune, if not professionally enough. But I want to know what you think.

    • @aliyarubinstein6587
      @aliyarubinstein6587 3 роки тому +24

      Not even, lmfao

    • @Ujuani68
      @Ujuani68 3 роки тому +168

      Plot twist: He is a stripper, who also plays a flute. Badly.

    • @aishutoon4553
      @aishutoon4553 3 роки тому +38

      2 months? More like 2 weeks…

    • @shrivram8867
      @shrivram8867 3 роки тому +49

      @@aishutoon4553 more like 2 seconds as someone whos been playing flute i did better on my first lesson than these idiots did in their whole life

  • @thatoneflutist57
    @thatoneflutist57 4 роки тому +9934

    As a flute player, the first guy made me want to cry

    • @JM-hu3pk
      @JM-hu3pk 4 роки тому +420

      putting the flute on the ground was esp horrible to me

    • @johannes1826
      @johannes1826 3 роки тому +206

      They give em a sheet that is a tone oft and then they play the wrong track over it so it sounds shit. Its just a show. He probably isnt even a proper musician

    • @eviehetherington
      @eviehetherington 3 роки тому +77

      I DID CRY

    • @E-Ruu
      @E-Ruu 3 роки тому +121

      Even a beginner double reed player is more in tune lol

    • @annaquinn9995
      @annaquinn9995 3 роки тому +85

      I play flute and piano so both made me cry

  • @zaipherg.6379
    @zaipherg.6379 5 років тому +1474

    Seeing all those instruments being so mistreatead while i'm a guy who can't even afford a good keyboard is really painful

    • @lebaongoc3047
      @lebaongoc3047 5 років тому +20

      @@iba0232 omg so true. I end up having to go to Costco to use their displaying piano :(

    • @jezailbrett1109
      @jezailbrett1109 5 років тому +8

      Lê Bảo Ngọc Oh,I can relate. I have to use my school’s violins.

    • @Skitdora2010
      @Skitdora2010 5 років тому

      You can't say that. He probably treats his flute with more romantic diners than you treat your sweethearts.

    • @omcmbarabidaomcm
      @omcmbarabidaomcm 4 роки тому +3

      Omg! Ikr?

    • @priyesh3357
      @priyesh3357 4 роки тому +2

      I can feel that

  • @ljuliamorganl
    @ljuliamorganl 9 місяців тому +10

    As both a flautist and a pianist, I’m sufficiently traumatized for this life and the next. Please help me

    • @mrslita2575
      @mrslita2575 9 місяців тому +1

      As a flutist and a pianist, me too girl me too...

  • @macyadams4402
    @macyadams4402 5 років тому +20075

    My review as a flautist:
    1. His tuning is horrendous
    2. He needs to start on a B natural for this piece, not an A flat.
    3. Most of the notes are wrong.
    4. He’s breathing in the wrong spots.
    5. In this song, the upper register is played first.
    6. He’s holding his flute at a terrible angle
    7. HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE HIS FINGERS IN THE RIGHT POSITION
    I need Ling Ling Insurance 🙏

    • @simedinson984
      @simedinson984 5 років тому +789

      yea the breathing is horrible like take one music leason and you will learn when to breath but yea i am just a euphonium player what do i know

    • @harrypottah5237
      @harrypottah5237 5 років тому +305

      Someone get the chinese kid to help

    • @GReyn
      @GReyn 5 років тому +438

      Yet he said that he was a teacher..

    • @paulcecchetti5428
      @paulcecchetti5428 5 років тому +425

      Not even mentioning he's using a G flute instead of a C flute...

    • @yoelreuven
      @yoelreuven 5 років тому +77

      I agree with your review but you discredit yourself when you refer to an instrumental piece as a "song" 👌 I'm just being pedantic 😅

  • @russellyoharry689
    @russellyoharry689 4 роки тому +1515

    Moral of the story:
    If you can’t play in tune, become a stripper

  • @hannahhh7210
    @hannahhh7210 5 років тому +1390

    Contestant: plays instrument
    Judges: Sit quietly and don't comment
    Contestant: Takes off shirt
    Judges: HOoOoO WoAoAoH

    • @hetiansima1724
      @hetiansima1724 5 років тому +4

      Ella: Alex, look! This is our teacher!
      Alex: *watches video* 😲😲🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 what is wrong with him!!!
      *Video spreads around the whole school*
      *Teacher is called to the office*
      Principal: I’m sorry, Mr. (idk), but you are a terrible influence on our students. You must be fired
      In the end, the teacher didn’t win AGT or keep his job. Sighhhhhhh

  • @TechnicalDogMan
    @TechnicalDogMan 2 роки тому +87

    Just imagine a mum telling their kid, “oh look let’s go watch this flute act, I’m sure you’ll love it!”
    Then they go watch it.

    • @Meli-Meliai
      @Meli-Meliai Рік тому +1

      Poor child is probably traumatized by now 😅

    • @PresciLengo
      @PresciLengo Рік тому +1

      @Meli-Meliai the mum might also be traumatised

  • @coragon42
    @coragon42 5 років тому +3497

    Reasons not to watch AGT:
    -scripting fake scenes
    -contracts that hurt contestants
    -committing sacrilege towards the arts
    -portraying things in immensely biased ways

    • @lindscutie0756
      @lindscutie0756 5 років тому +92

      Emerson Yu -story and shock value over actual talent

    • @Fikamar27
      @Fikamar27 5 років тому +11

      just wondering, what contracts?

    • @coragon42
      @coragon42 5 років тому +100

      @@Fikamar27 They make you do whatever they want you to do to make the show interesting (even humiliating you), and you cannot do anything about it. Basically, they have almost complete control over their contestants.

    • @asobimo5532
      @asobimo5532 5 років тому +85

      You forgot to add cutting out contestants, their scenes, or sometimes cutting the scenes so they look more dramatic/funny/sad etc.

    • @asobimo5532
      @asobimo5532 5 років тому +21

      They want you to fail cry and make a fool out of yourself just so they could get more views

  • @Lynn-fb1kp
    @Lynn-fb1kp 5 років тому +1422

    The roasting of violin in the beginning somehow makes me really REALLY hungry.

    • @hsuhorn
      @hsuhorn 5 років тому +26

      *I N T E R E S T I N G*

    • @charliekett6
      @charliekett6 5 років тому +9

      Yummy 🤤

    • @yhc8759
      @yhc8759 5 років тому +19

      Nah we only burn ViOlas

    • @souupii.3434
      @souupii.3434 5 років тому +7

      Mmmm nicely tosted wood with that tasy lacquer sauce😋

    • @AlexSSB
      @AlexSSB 5 років тому +6

      /r/ForbiddenSnacks

  • @MingTwoG
    @MingTwoG 4 роки тому +2874

    new name: America's Got Strippers

  • @NightcoreSkies
    @NightcoreSkies 2 роки тому +37

    as a pianist,
    god help me with that 2nd guy, i f*cking can't-

  • @samovarmaker9673
    @samovarmaker9673 5 років тому +1198

    Maybe the audience was actually woke and was yawning because he was playing Für Elise
    and just the first page as well
    like every beginner pianist plays that

    • @guccideltaco
      @guccideltaco 5 років тому +72

      I think it was just creative editing; these "reality" shows will do that, put in a shot of something that actually happened at some other time in the production, to influence how you think about that particular scene.

    • @roryreviewer6598
      @roryreviewer6598 5 років тому +41

      That's what I think as well. Could even be a pre recorded reaction before the show even started. They did that to us when I was at a live AGT show.

    • @fairyqueengee
      @fairyqueengee 5 років тому +12

      @@guccideltaco it most definitely is. There have also been times in the show where they place someone in the audience with a microphone just to say certain things to make viewers laugh or feel a certain way about performers.

    • @agm5487
      @agm5487 5 років тому +6

      Honestly that piece is the EASIESt piece ever

    • @_tired.sandwich_4242
      @_tired.sandwich_4242 5 років тому +1

      thats what i thought at first

  • @justanotherpiccplayer3511
    @justanotherpiccplayer3511 5 років тому +1639

    Strips down to my undies in my recital because I played my piccolo slightly out of tune

    • @buszgg1769
      @buszgg1769 5 років тому +6

      Haha

    • @katieprice3984
      @katieprice3984 5 років тому +51

      Big yikes. If every musician had to strip hen they messed up there would not be a strip free concert or recital.

    • @Baddyxox
      @Baddyxox 5 років тому +11

      So his talent is stripping

    • @BBL.Soldier
      @BBL.Soldier 5 років тому +42

      It's called the piccolo panic

    • @ranishelton3653
      @ranishelton3653 5 років тому +7

      Havoc THE PICCOLO PANIC 😂

  • @jenniferwatson2107
    @jenniferwatson2107 3 роки тому +7115

    That moment when people only play the first page of Für Elise because it gets much harder as it goes...

    • @zhchee7734
      @zhchee7734 3 роки тому +586

      A whole page? You're giving them too much credit

    • @aishutoon4553
      @aishutoon4553 3 роки тому +506

      More like the first few measures. Repeatedly.

    • @huskiehuskerson5300
      @huskiehuskerson5300 3 роки тому +181

      What about Moonlight Sonata 🤣

    • @endodouble6691
      @endodouble6691 3 роки тому +70

      I mean... I can play exactly the first the page and not a single measure after that, but I’m also not a pianist.

    • @sgta2088
      @sgta2088 3 роки тому +15

      I can only play the first page too because I only know how to play the middle-ish hard notes.

  • @Kit-Cat404
    @Kit-Cat404 2 роки тому +45

    As a pianist, für Elise is one of the simplest piece that I have played, it just sound hard but easy. When that pianist was about to start his music, it was La campanella, a very hard piece so I was surprised. It just shame me when people don’t respect classical music, if you don’t respect it, then don’t play it, it’s shameless, not famous.

  • @anglr2062
    @anglr2062 4 роки тому +1799

    I used to respect Simon years ago but then I realized he was jsut as much actor as everyone else in the room

  • @roryreviewer6598
    @roryreviewer6598 5 років тому +5167

    Hey guys, I've been to a live episode of AGT before and I wanna let you know that the audience reaction is totally fake. In fact, before the show even started, they pre recorded all of us making various fake reactions to things. They would say "ok now look surprised" "Okay, now clap". So everything you're mad at in this video could just be all the editor's fault and none of it actually happened how it looks like it happened.

    • @Fikamar27
      @Fikamar27 5 років тому +495

      Too bad to hear that despite I knew paid audiences are exist :(

    • @roryreviewer6598
      @roryreviewer6598 5 років тому +559

      Well, I wish I got paid lol

    • @WithADashOfBran
      @WithADashOfBran 5 років тому +27

      That's impossible on so many levels

    • @roryreviewer6598
      @roryreviewer6598 5 років тому +74

      What's impossible?

    • @WithADashOfBran
      @WithADashOfBran 5 років тому +50

      @@roryreviewer6598 How can you get the people's reactions and the judges reactions when they show both at the same time. There is no way they could record them separately. I don't think any amount of editing will be able to do that.

  • @anony_mouse4168
    @anony_mouse4168 2 роки тому +34

    8:01 I cake back to watch this after our school had a talent show. Two students played classical piano, and I remember the crowed was cheering at the top of their lungs. They got elected to the finals (so did I) but the crowd (mostly made up of friends and family of the contestants) had to vote. So it wasn't the fairest wins for some of us. But I loved the classical music appreciation.

  • @shriyag4707
    @shriyag4707 5 років тому +925

    My dad casually walked by while the dude was stripping and he just walked away, shaking his head, in dissapointment.

  • @macygreaves3389
    @macygreaves3389 4 роки тому +3281

    I’m a flautist
    And this is absolutely horrendous. It’s not even multiple pitches, the flute isn’t even tuned and his breaths are so noticeable which Is not suppose to happen.

    • @ijustlovefoodtbh25
      @ijustlovefoodtbh25 4 роки тому +24

      Which piece is he playing

    • @alexphili8538
      @alexphili8538 4 роки тому +55

      @@ijustlovefoodtbh25 In german its "Morgenstimmung" by Edvard Grieg
      im sure u can find it with that

    • @sandrahelena3368
      @sandrahelena3368 4 роки тому +51

      I know a 16 year old flautist who's way better than him

    • @AquaStrategist
      @AquaStrategist 4 роки тому +6

      Sandra Helena Broas yourself?

    • @kristofkovacsRisy
      @kristofkovacsRisy 4 роки тому +9

      I think it was flourist, just has a weird accent.

  • @snorki4128
    @snorki4128 5 років тому +1655

    I can't even afford such a good piano stool. That kick hurt...

    • @shirleyc8
      @shirleyc8 5 років тому

      Konrad Jędruszek same

    • @noelle9853
      @noelle9853 5 років тому +15

      Same I have a broken one that can't adjust so I have to sit on books to make it high enough

    • @snorki4128
      @snorki4128 5 років тому +27

      @@noelle9853 I have a dining room chair that I put pillows on.

    • @mrmoustachio206
      @mrmoustachio206 5 років тому +3

      My dad just recently fixed my piano stool so the lid doesn't come off again, so yeah, that kick hurt

    • @m-hayek1985
      @m-hayek1985 5 років тому

      Konrad Jędruszek are you prodigy??? Stool? You must be a 9 year old prodigy playing the well tempered clavier already!!! Good for you

  • @hon3yt34
    @hon3yt34 2 роки тому +66

    The stool kick was absolute pain for me and prolly for other pianist too 😭😭😭

    • @lilacmoon8912
      @lilacmoon8912 2 роки тому +2

      I’m not a pianists but I know that’s not how you treat a piano

    • @batman5383
      @batman5383 2 роки тому +5

      You always gotta respect your equipment, regardless of what instrument you play

    • @boltgaming248
      @boltgaming248 Рік тому

      as a beginner guitarist the stool kick wants me to break my classical guitar to buy a les paul and a grand piano all together

    • @Jeni_hehe
      @Jeni_hehe Рік тому

      Even though I haven't played the piano in 6-7 years it made me cringe so hard.

    • @sparklegirl1006
      @sparklegirl1006 Рік тому

      A teacher kicked the piano stool at a pep rally at my school, and the worst part was that almost everyone cheered when he did that 😬

  • @lauranight4572
    @lauranight4572 5 років тому +910

    Any flute teacher would HATE this guy, whenever I saw him play I got flashbacks of my teacher screaming FLUTE ANGLE!!

    • @Anna-ps9qu
      @Anna-ps9qu 5 років тому

      same

    • @BettyAlexandriaPride
      @BettyAlexandriaPride 5 років тому +51

      I don't remember my flute teacher saying "flute angle"...
      but "P O S T U R E" was a thing. 😅

    • @mr.sunshine2549
      @mr.sunshine2549 5 років тому +14

      Betty-Alexandria Pride i remember my teacher telling getting mad because of my flute angle lmao my posture was good but my flute would tend to droop by the end of playing lmao

    • @NomicEXE
      @NomicEXE 5 років тому +2

      Mr. Sunshine My music teacher literally gets destroyed, he basically gets bullied. Depressing, really.

    • @mr.sunshine2549
      @mr.sunshine2549 5 років тому

      Tyrancc Mine bullies her students😪 okay maybe not bully but you get me

  • @cocoq3323
    @cocoq3323 4 роки тому +807

    “I played the flute from a young age.” Yeah he probably quit and started it again for this show.

  • @JKinsman92
    @JKinsman92 4 роки тому +2494

    I’m so relieved I stopped caring about AGT. When talented musicians and comedians were being sent home instead of acts whose whole shtick is kicking guys’ balls, I was done.

    • @fritzthelibrarygoblin
      @fritzthelibrarygoblin 3 роки тому +58

      What, you mean you don't appreciate the creative genius of "OW! MY BALLS!"?

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 3 роки тому +38

      @@fritzthelibrarygoblin *yesn't*

    • @tea_books728
      @tea_books728 3 роки тому +7

      Yep.

    • @speggiman
      @speggiman 2 роки тому +21

      Same. Here in my country I used to be bonkers about my local Got Talent but as time progressed,kids with sad backstories started to win,people not from our country started to come and I eventually quit watching and I'm glad for that.

    • @scorpiiiondude3327
      @scorpiiiondude3327 2 роки тому

      absolutley.

  • @Kikidium
    @Kikidium 2 роки тому +18

    Thank you for sticking up for the flute!!! It's so much work trying to keep the breaths quiet. Love you guys and your roasts.

  • @Denturess
    @Denturess 5 років тому +2486

    The music agt discriminates against:
    1. Classical
    2. Heavy metal

    • @garbiiiiij
      @garbiiiiij 5 років тому +382

      you know what sucks? When those two are your favorite.

    • @thatsEforEveryone
      @thatsEforEveryone 5 років тому +38

      @@garbiiiiij big oof 😂😂😂😭

    • @ccflute
      @ccflute 5 років тому +4

      why heavymetal?

    • @nemesisprime0213
      @nemesisprime0213 5 років тому +30

      When those are my only favorites😂

    • @miwir1248
      @miwir1248 5 років тому +117

      ‘Cos peasants only understand pop music

  • @aminawinterwater2915
    @aminawinterwater2915 3 роки тому +3201

    “I played the flute from a young age.”
    Well, folks, there you have it, the least improved flute player in history...

    • @tea_books728
      @tea_books728 3 роки тому +119

      Either he sucked so bad his teacher quit or he rlly didn’t practice

    • @webflops
      @webflops 3 роки тому +8

      sO TRUE

    • @extremecowz7694
      @extremecowz7694 3 роки тому +24

      Somehow you missed it was a part of his act. He was lying, as a joke.

    • @eleanorlanpher34
      @eleanorlanpher34 2 роки тому +18

      The guys just complimenting himself, “Oh yeah I’m young, I was young two weeks ago too!”

    • @marz6580
      @marz6580 2 роки тому +2

      Flute gang spitting straight facts

  • @tnayeen.ashghatank
    @tnayeen.ashghatank 5 років тому +768

    First the Guinness Book of World Records. Now AGT.
    Twoset ridding the world of evil one institution at a time.

    • @miwir1248
      @miwir1248 5 років тому +5

      Meleeneh Hairapetian who’s next I wonder

    • @jub8891
      @jub8891 5 років тому +18

      i actually didnt realize just how awful these talent shows are until now- its over sexualized

  • @Linkshmink
    @Linkshmink 2 роки тому +52

    As a pianinst I feel violated by the way the second guy kicked the piano stool.

  • @premiumgarbage9506
    @premiumgarbage9506 5 років тому +560

    If Ling Ling goes on America's Got talent , he doesn't get judged.
    He judge the Judges.

    • @xandraxandra1437
      @xandraxandra1437 5 років тому +7

      premium garbage and everyone gets a X!

    • @sarah.I
      @sarah.I 5 років тому

      damn smh i like username 😅

    • @theresawood8378
      @theresawood8378 5 років тому +1

      Or maybe America's Got Talent is so off in judging talent, they won't even recognize Ling Ling and think he's just another classical music dude because he's actually playing the instrument.
      _sad violin, piano, cello, viola, piccolo, you get the point, noises_

    • @jbertucci
      @jbertucci 5 років тому +1

      Ling Ling would get an standing ovation playing Brahms' Lullaby and dressed as Bad Luck Brian.

  • @thatlinuxguy
    @thatlinuxguy 5 років тому +1738

    The issue is that their portraying classical musical as no longer being a relevant valid form of art, I think is what your trying to say.

    • @gavinwatkins9386
      @gavinwatkins9386 5 років тому +20

      that linux guy sums it up nicely

    • @vickent2475
      @vickent2475 5 років тому +9

      Thanks to populism

    • @kuro758
      @kuro758 4 роки тому +3

      Why do I feel like there's something grammatically wrong with this sentence but can't find what it is! Or it really is a legitimate but complex sentence.

    • @thatlinuxguy
      @thatlinuxguy 4 роки тому +4

      @@kuro758 Yea there should be a comma between the words relevant and valid.

    • @joeysingingchannel
      @joeysingingchannel 4 роки тому +6

      @@thatlinuxguyAlso they're and you're, but you encapsulated the problem with the show very nicely.

  • @yingyingluo7726
    @yingyingluo7726 4 роки тому +846

    As a pianist, I feel a sudden urge to go pick up the poor bench and put it back and give it a hug

    • @soljustsol8616
      @soljustsol8616 4 роки тому +22

      Yingying Luo same, but as a former pianist. Bench rights friend.

    • @isimoya7592
      @isimoya7592 4 роки тому +18

      Im not a pianist and i want to do the same, and punch the guy.

    • @fartingkitty0712
      @fartingkitty0712 4 роки тому +15

      same...like piano stools that are good quality cost quite a bit, and someone made that. please no. stop. get help.

    • @XXGGDylanRuan
      @XXGGDylanRuan 4 роки тому +5

      Absolutely.poor chair.

    • @idontexist1966
      @idontexist1966 4 роки тому +4

      I've never even touched a piano but I wanna do it as well

  • @jewgirl952
    @jewgirl952 Рік тому +7

    You guys are so right about everything being scripted, zooming in on audience members, who happen to have a microphone near enough to them to pick up what they're saying at just the right moment. Also, what about the very bad acts? You know they know about them ahead of time. There are auditions beforehand.

  • @oliviaswindler7258
    @oliviaswindler7258 4 роки тому +2862

    The reactions to that pianist dancer guy made me so mad. People have such short attention spans that they think any classical music is boring. The judges fall asleep to someone playing classical music well, then give a golden buzzer to the people who go up and play michael jackson with horrible technique.

    • @possiblyijt7400
      @possiblyijt7400 4 роки тому +138

      I heard some where else that they typically film the reactions prior to the actual performances (that's why the audience behind the judges are quiet when the audio is playing cheering/standing ovations), so it's possible that the audience weren't actually yawning during the boRing cLasSicAL parts, but the reactions were all just prerecorded ones.

    • @karimerivera1777
      @karimerivera1777 4 роки тому +130

      like someone else said, the reactions are probably planned, but even knowing that, it annoys me that they put classical music as boring.
      I feel you

    • @aureliajian5660
      @aureliajian5660 4 роки тому +42

      They actually screened something extremely imapropriate and disrespectful as a part of planned commercial. So cringy

    • @justanotherlinglingwannabe546
      @justanotherlinglingwannabe546 4 роки тому +3

      Ikr!

    • @isaa1782
      @isaa1782 3 роки тому +39

      I'm pretty sure this one guy didn't yawn because of classical music. He just did it sometimes (most probably not even related to the performance) and they just thought it would be perfect material to put in there to show how booooring classical music is 🙄

  • @eph7886
    @eph7886 5 років тому +379

    My school stopped calling the talent shows talents shows, and started calling them variety shows probably because they realized none of the school has talent. America’s got variety.

    • @wafflesthearttoad6916
      @wafflesthearttoad6916 5 років тому +6

      The Fox In Your Backyard: my school makes you try out for it because quite a few people at my school are musical.

    • @nic_5226
      @nic_5226 5 років тому

      Ephemerize the likes are at 222 PLEASE KEEP IT THAT WAY

    • @felixmccracken234
      @felixmccracken234 5 років тому

      Lol same

    • @anvesham6124
      @anvesham6124 5 років тому

      s a m e

    • @crabinabox1390
      @crabinabox1390 5 років тому

      @@nic_5226 it didnt stay that way ._.

  • @veiah_
    @veiah_ 5 років тому +616

    America’s Got Talent: E X I S T S
    Twoset: *I’m going to end this man’s whole career*

  • @mofumofunights
    @mofumofunights 2 роки тому +30

    I play a guzheng, which isn’t even close to the flute, but the first two people made me want to cry from how bad it sounded :’)

  • @dakotasherlin9991
    @dakotasherlin9991 5 років тому +1059

    Contestant 1 : plays beautiful music no one has ever heard
    Judges: "meh"
    Contestant 2 : plays for three seconds by hitting a battery with a bowie knife
    Judges: "that's terrib..."
    Contestant 2 : "I have cancer"
    Judges: "YOU WIN!"

    • @erika89765
      @erika89765 5 років тому +11

      Dakota Sherlin truth right here

  • @graycamellia7634
    @graycamellia7634 4 роки тому +1005

    I’m going to wash my eyeballs now, that first guy was horrifying

  • @markschwartz1565
    @markschwartz1565 5 років тому +5289

    You guys need to remember that America's Got Talent is designed to appeal to an audience that is very, very stupid.

    • @84rinne_moo
      @84rinne_moo 5 років тому +97

      Bahaha best comment 😂

    • @Andromeda-mz1qk
      @Andromeda-mz1qk 5 років тому +27

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Xezlec
      @Xezlec 5 років тому +216

      Yeah, I think the rest of the world doesn't understand that these kinds of shows are aimed at trailer trash.

    • @bellewillis4886
      @bellewillis4886 5 років тому +196

      Maybe I don’t remember correctly, but when I was younger I don’t remember agt being this fake.

    • @wardomekingoffire3865
      @wardomekingoffire3865 5 років тому +27

      Well the past ones doesn’t realy appeal audience. At least the winners deserve it

  • @doncomputer5931
    @doncomputer5931 Рік тому +6

    I was born into a loving family but then the hospital burned down 5 seconds after I was born and my family died, so I ended up in a corrupt orphanage where I got cancer and When I was 3 I was stolen by kidnappers and taken to Mexico where I worked in a sweatshop, and I was there until I was 7 when I found a guitar one day so I practiced the guitar every day after my 20 hour shift in the sweatshops and I've been doing that for the past 6 years. I finally got enough money to buy my freedom out of the sweatshop where I came here to America's got talent to put my guitar skills out into the world. If just one person is inspired by this my life dream will be complete.

  • @microwaved.orange
    @microwaved.orange 4 роки тому +3537

    I got so freaking triggered when he kicked the stool. How can you not think of how the paint will chip or how something could break of completely?! Would an artist rip up the masterpiece?! No!!! Because to them it’s art! The whole piano is art to a pianist! The keys, the bench, all of it! Dear freaking Jesus

    • @avocetque
      @avocetque 4 роки тому +149

      I know right! That guy clearly isn't a musician, he's a fako

    • @Pugtatopug
      @Pugtatopug 4 роки тому +17

      I feel you.

    • @kkuralina
      @kkuralina 4 роки тому +51

      My heart broke when he kicked the chair

    • @TimTYT
      @TimTYT 3 роки тому +7

      Honestly, it's just a stool. It's not part of the instrument.

    • @misakichan5555
      @misakichan5555 3 роки тому +34

      @@TimTYT for them it is tho

  • @savannagold7699
    @savannagold7699 5 років тому +565

    When that one guy kicked the piano bench my soul screamed in pain.

    • @hollyperez7441
      @hollyperez7441 5 років тому +3

      Same

    • @mythicalyt6509
      @mythicalyt6509 5 років тому +1

      Ha shame

    • @Noblesse_Sapphire
      @Noblesse_Sapphire 5 років тому +3

      That bench, i bet was expensive tho, but not anymore after he kicked it >

    • @mythicalyt6509
      @mythicalyt6509 5 років тому

      @@Noblesse_Sapphire pfft you musicians are wayy to soft

    • @Noblesse_Sapphire
      @Noblesse_Sapphire 5 років тому

      @@mythicalyt6509 sorry i don't get it x"3
      My English isn't that good, can you explain it? X3

  • @abbyr
    @abbyr 4 роки тому +1921

    im a beginner flutist, so here’s my opinion on the first guy:
    • why is he holding it like that, just hold it up, it’s not that hard
    • he’s breathing in all the wrong places (and he’s making it very obvious)
    • there was no need to strip, he just needed to find some way to “save” his performance
    • *TUNE. YOUR. FLUTE.*
    • my dude didn’t even play his Bb scale correctly
    • when the two of them started playing together... *my ears bled out*
    • if this guy is your teacher (as he stated in the beginning) get a new teacher.

    • @cadenguesman5581
      @cadenguesman5581 4 роки тому +58

      If he were in our marching band... his flute angle would be parallel to the ground and nothing less and nothing more. Perfectly parallel.

    • @mrmitch2424
      @mrmitch2424 4 роки тому +72

      Neo LPSTM Not a flutist here, here’s my opinion:
      Idk abt technical skill but anyone who had basic knowledge abt instruments and has been around then can tell THAT DUDE IS WAYYYY OUT OD TUNE. MY EARS ARE BLEEDING.
      I agree, if this guy is your teacher, find a new one

    • @yuyang8095
      @yuyang8095 4 роки тому +1

      Copied

    • @pureconlimon4317
      @pureconlimon4317 4 роки тому +11

      When I Heard him, I couldn't believe that he's a teacher (but, idk, I just play the piano)

    • @keithcitizen4855
      @keithcitizen4855 4 роки тому +3

      @Gabriel Garcia there are some highly paid good musicians out there that like to nicely flaunt a bit and get away with it , but this show should be taken off the air , the smutty English comedy shows of the 60s,70s have been - I always looked forward to the Liberace show in those days , the Black and White minstrel show was a favorite too.

  • @sitihumayraamohdhafiz7524
    @sitihumayraamohdhafiz7524 2 роки тому +17

    I can feel you guys. I hate when they fake talent and the important one "strip ". I don't have that type of talent so I appreciate them like how I understand music. Yes, classical music is not everyone's type but it doesn’t mean they can capture an exact person that suddenly yawns each time it is about classical music.

  • @lucycelestialqueenheartfil3411
    @lucycelestialqueenheartfil3411 5 років тому +449

    As a pianist, watching that guy kick the piano stool made me cry and gave me shivers and goosebumps, the SACRILEGE

    • @nanwijanarko1969
      @nanwijanarko1969 5 років тому +5

      I can relate

    • @_phong.huynh_
      @_phong.huynh_ 5 років тому +2

      I play games like all day, and imagining myself throwing my chair across the room like a Fortnite gamer makes me scared, too.

    • @tristanlaw10
      @tristanlaw10 5 років тому +8

      The piano abuse gave a concussion

    • @anastasiawasylinko5482
      @anastasiawasylinko5482 5 років тому +3

      Same! I couldn't watch!

    • @collectorofcats294
      @collectorofcats294 5 років тому +2

      Lucy {Celestial Queen} Heartfilia as a pianist, I agree... the sacrilege!!! I wasn’t impressed...

  • @luthienebony4186
    @luthienebony4186 5 років тому +1392

    OMG I AM A FLAUTIST AND I AM OFFENDED BY THAT FIRST DUDE EEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    Also he was playing an alto flute which is in G, a normal flute is in C, which is why they were a tone out

    • @OmegaThirty
      @OmegaThirty 5 років тому +34

      Serena Sage I feel validated as I guessed it was an alto 🧠🧠

    • @kfluter
      @kfluter 5 років тому +11

      Thank you somebody finally said it!!!😂

    • @ThomasMulliganFlute
      @ThomasMulliganFlute 5 років тому +9

      How is C and G a tone out? The alto is lower by a 4th

    • @ludiwang1172
      @ludiwang1172 5 років тому +13

      I am personally not a fan of alto flutes without curved headjoints. It's so uncomfortable to have to stretch your arms out so far to reach the keys.

    • @vampiricwolftosnake
      @vampiricwolftosnake 5 років тому +13

      He should at least be competent enough to make up for the tonal differences if it was staged

  • @coffeelatte7760
    @coffeelatte7760 3 роки тому +6766

    I just hate it when someone starts to discriminate classical music, or any genre of music. Like dude, aren't you educated enough to respect people who trained for years to master their instrument or that kind of genre?

    • @sophiaperennis2360
      @sophiaperennis2360 3 роки тому +343

      I'm pretty sure it's intentional.
      They want the people to be stupid and ignorant. Easier to control and abuse.

    • @coffeelatte7760
      @coffeelatte7760 3 роки тому +86

      @@sophiaperennis2360 I can never agree more.

    • @Guitarhurtsmyfingers
      @Guitarhurtsmyfingers 3 роки тому +168

      yeah like they started playing fur Elise (a classical piece) and the camera pics up an actor freaking yawning. SAcReLiGeOuS.

    • @iwanttokillmyself206
      @iwanttokillmyself206 3 роки тому +38

      @@Guitarhurtsmyfingers it made me feel sad idk like all i do is useless cause i play piano 1h per day to get better and ive been playing piano for 5years and just seeing this video made me FEEL LIKE A SHIT YES

    • @gabrielthefallen
      @gabrielthefallen 3 роки тому +29

      @@Guitarhurtsmyfingers pretty sure it was a reused clip from another episode but with a dubbed yawn sound over it. The show is so stupid

  • @milkshake447
    @milkshake447 2 роки тому +12

    I agree with everything you guys said man.
    The other day I had my final music performance at school and I decided to play something from Schickhardt (on the recorder) with my ensemble and afterwards I heard (at least) the whole front row was laughing and looking away… Terrible… That caused the presenter to say “thanks for the sportive reaction”. Most of them were old classmates…
    (But in my language, I don’t know if this was correct english lol.)

  • @captaincrunch784
    @captaincrunch784 5 років тому +1138

    What? You don't think Terry Crews just HAPPENED to have his flute backstage, handy and ready to go? EDIT: Extreme sarcasm

    • @dappermink
      @dappermink 5 років тому +17

      I did not even realise until you pointed it out... :facepalm:

    • @tribblefairy5735
      @tribblefairy5735 5 років тому +1

      Same.

    • @totallymeta3654
      @totallymeta3654 5 років тому +1

      He might have seen the list of people for that day and one of them was a flutist, sk he brought his flute

    • @grubbygrub8332
      @grubbygrub8332 5 років тому +5

      @@totallymeta3654 that seems too much on a coincidence that you would bring a flute just for that small chance that u might play with the other flutist. it wouldnt make sense for him to do so

    • @totallymeta3654
      @totallymeta3654 5 років тому

      Kevin Chen Perhaps.

  • @donalahiry
    @donalahiry 5 років тому +528

    Pianist: Plays Fur Elise
    Also pianist: turns into a robot
    Also also pianist: kicks piano stool
    *Beethoven wants to know your location*

    • @siekensou77
      @siekensou77 5 років тому +2

      also also also pianist: kicks the bucket.. .. .. ..

  • @sweeteikmel
    @sweeteikmel 5 років тому +724

    The teacher took the "not wanting to see your teacher in public" to an entirely different level 😂

    • @ElectroGaming5
      @ElectroGaming5 5 років тому +11

      Eika May imagine his kids(if he has any)

    • @thatsEforEveryone
      @thatsEforEveryone 5 років тому

      @@ElectroGaming5 he probably will if the doesn't recognize him cuz he's low-key fine 💀

    • @ElectroGaming5
      @ElectroGaming5 5 років тому

      First Class Experience LOL

  • @KattyKay13
    @KattyKay13 2 роки тому +9

    I’ve auditioned for AGT twice once around the second or third season and the last time was in 2019 and they didn’t send anyone from the grouping I was in and there was very talented people there. It 100% is exclusively about what will get them the most views and not if the people competing have talent or not.

  • @ihopenoonefindsthisaccount7687
    @ihopenoonefindsthisaccount7687 5 років тому +2514

    im a flutist, and clarinetist,,this made want to DIE he was SO out of tune

    • @razorraccoon902
      @razorraccoon902 5 років тому +105

      I too am a flutist and the first one made me want to die like seriously

    • @alxna9411
      @alxna9411 5 років тому +20

      Omg same i think i had an aneurism 😂😂

    • @phantmcssh5771
      @phantmcssh5771 5 років тому +52

      I’m a pianist but I could feel all your pain 😂

    • @Jasmine-hw5hf
      @Jasmine-hw5hf 5 років тому +16

      Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
      This man would have been roasted by my section

    • @asimp.6334
      @asimp.6334 5 років тому +9

      I wanted to smash my harp onto him.

  • @miasaguay928
    @miasaguay928 5 років тому +1383

    "you breathe when the phrase has ended"
    my middle school band teacher: "DON'T BREATHE AT THE END OF A PHRASE OR ON A BAR LINe, breathe during the whole notes."
    my current band director:" DON'T BREATHE. YOURE A FLUTE ITS TOO NOTICEABLE"

    • @boostedlolplayer6523
      @boostedlolplayer6523 5 років тому +54

      @@omeleteazulproducoes8196 sounds right to me

    • @oliviapardue9243
      @oliviapardue9243 5 років тому +13

      i’ve got two teachers that tell me to breathe at different spots

    • @thespraybottle7619
      @thespraybottle7619 5 років тому +12

      Oh god as a tuba player I could never imagine what that’s like I have the privilege of breathing like every two bars and my band teacher wouldn’t care

    • @薇vern
      @薇vern 5 років тому +78

      A kid in my choir once asked “what if you’re going to die if you don’t breath?” Our conductor just casually said “then we lose another one.”

    • @harpersnyder7974
      @harpersnyder7974 5 років тому +16

      It’s because when your’e a soloist you are more likely to be noticed when you breathe, when you are in a band there are other people playing during the whole note so it’s not as noticeable.

  • @SuryanIsaac
    @SuryanIsaac 5 років тому +787

    As a pianist, those stools cost a LOT, especially if you get a really good one. Anyone sane individual would not kick a piano stool.
    I really don't think that dude was sane

    • @mazz2622
      @mazz2622 5 років тому +9

      I don't think cost is an issue as long as you get the ratings.

    • @thatsEforEveryone
      @thatsEforEveryone 5 років тому +16

      Trust me he earned enough from that performance to buy 100 stools

    • @anastasiawasylinko5482
      @anastasiawasylinko5482 5 років тому +8

      And that piece isn't that hard. Only a Level 7 in Piano.
      And yes, that sounds pretty high, but it's not that hard to play, really.

    • @ruocat9591
      @ruocat9591 5 років тому +5

      @@anastasiawasylinko5482 Like I don't even learn piano and I can pretty much play the beginning of Fur Elise

    • @IzEror
      @IzEror 5 років тому +7

      @@anastasiawasylinko5482 For reference for folks who don't know piano levels/use a different system, Fur Elise is one of the earliest pieces you learn on piano after your scales and simplified folk tunes like Scarborough Fair. So. Not terribly impressive.

  • @TheDarthVeer
    @TheDarthVeer Рік тому +11

    My review as a pianist:
    1. His piano is dramatized and obviously has no love for the instrument
    2. He wants to put on a good show which is completely understandable, however, the PIANO DIDNT DO ANYTHING FLIPPIN WRONG
    3. He most likely doesnt play the paino because if you look up fur elise on youtube, and play the two side by side, they sound the same.
    I love you two set. Plz make sure pianos lives matters: PLM

  • @leon_krk
    @leon_krk 5 років тому +819

    I hated every single second of the part of that pianist...
    That... Was... Sacrilegious on a level it has yet not been measured

    • @snow3910
      @snow3910 5 років тому +12

      I seemed to be the only person upset when I saw this, finally someone agrees. :>

    • @theresawood8378
      @theresawood8378 5 років тому +21

      First he portrayed classical music as having nothing but one boring phrase from Fur Elise, then he does this strange robot dancing.... I experienced left lung failure after that.

    • @lucyfeng744
      @lucyfeng744 5 років тому +5

      He started young as a pianist and still plays Fur Elise on a talent show.... I mean if he was actually a musician he should actually show off his talent and play Liszt or something but eh. Maybe the director told him to play Fur Elise to emphasize how “boring” classical music is and it really pissed me off. Man if I ever hear Fur Elise or Canon in D on a talent show I am going to cringe to deathhh

    • @TruthWillFreeYou
      @TruthWillFreeYou 5 років тому +1

      I am triggered too.

    • @mariabernadettedevera7856
      @mariabernadettedevera7856 5 років тому +2

      i learned fur elise when i was 10. i was like seriously? every pianist knows how to play this??!!

  • @aster5076
    @aster5076 5 років тому +787

    First guy: I play flute! *brings out ALTO flute*

    • @mrmoustachio206
      @mrmoustachio206 5 років тому +4

      Amelie Smith I wanted to point that out! XD

    • @Lyf4rMusic
      @Lyf4rMusic 5 років тому +18

      Why is alto a problem? (i don't musical instruments)

    • @cocowang2005
      @cocowang2005 5 років тому +49

      @@Lyf4rMusic alto is just lower so its harder to play higher notes that are like the normal flute

    • @Lyf4rMusic
      @Lyf4rMusic 5 років тому +7

      @@cocowang2005 ahh! Should've got the bulb in my mind, when it said Alto.. my bad :)

    • @bahaman19901
      @bahaman19901 5 років тому +3

      Lyf for music it’s a different instrument

  • @lemdem
    @lemdem 4 роки тому +748

    As a flautist, that was absolutely horrendous. I don't even consider myself to be very good, but that was awful.

    • @ianseff5627
      @ianseff5627 4 роки тому +13

      @@WilliamHelstad yeah english is so complicated. How do I keep learning it

    • @Sara-n486
      @Sara-n486 4 роки тому

      I understand english is a little difficult if you are not from U.S.A or other country that speak English even for me is difficult so to write flautist instead of flutist is just normal 👌🙂

    • @Flame-rp6yq
      @Flame-rp6yq 4 роки тому +5

      @@WilliamHelstad us Americans like making everything harder for ourselves in almost every way that is humanly possible

    • @Random-gl8lu
      @Random-gl8lu 4 роки тому

      I agree with you bean I am also an amatuar Flautist, and this guy sounds terrible.

    • @whenthegod5078
      @whenthegod5078 4 роки тому

      Same

  • @Bhawana2008-
    @Bhawana2008- Рік тому +4

    Really loved you guys for stressing at that classical music point as I have felt the pain myself I really love classical music but whenever you perform it people consider it boring but once you start doing the boom boom even though a musician would find it out of tune still others will love it

  • @captainmarvelous982
    @captainmarvelous982 5 років тому +302

    AGT contestants: My parents died in a fire and I lost everything.
    *uses tremolo as if it's impressive*

  • @Nathanr016
    @Nathanr016 4 роки тому +1076

    The sad part is that italian guy seemed like he was genuinely a good pianist and probably has a lot of talent in piano but he would never win the show playing classical music on its own

    • @riti184
      @riti184 4 роки тому +6

      Yeah...

    • @isaiahd9947
      @isaiahd9947 4 роки тому +52

      @@wuzz still sounded pretty good and expressive

    • @_natas5702
      @_natas5702 4 роки тому +56

      He is talented, tough around 8:29 he missed a few notes but he was probably busy knocking down that poor chair

    • @CarlosHernandez-el4oc
      @CarlosHernandez-el4oc 4 роки тому +15

      Or the piano playing was fake because there was a track when he was dancing

    • @vikrantsingh6580
      @vikrantsingh6580 4 роки тому +1

      @@wuzz you've either never played the part starting from the second page or your technique might just be awesome.

  • @frenchfry1659
    @frenchfry1659 5 років тому +1580

    Guys, let’s be honest, this should have been called “America’s got *no* talent”

  • @hibachalhoub8224
    @hibachalhoub8224 6 місяців тому +2

    Having only 9 years of piano experience and yet this is devastating

  • @RowanSunita
    @RowanSunita 5 років тому +1142

    Do what you want but don't ever HURT INSTRUMENTS

    • @eddyshair7880
      @eddyshair7880 5 років тому +8

      what about the viola ?

    • @RowanSunita
      @RowanSunita 5 років тому +18

      @@eddyshair7880 well there's the exception

    • @dandane5227
      @dandane5227 5 років тому +4

      Walerija Sultan hey now don’t be mean to viola

    • @nerdydrew6818
      @nerdydrew6818 5 років тому +2

      @@eddyshair7880 no instrument deserves that kind of treatment, would you go onstage and punch a dog in the face. No! ffs lol

    • @gingechicken7394
      @gingechicken7394 5 років тому +2

      Agreed. Instruments are precious, don't hurt them 😂

  • @NPC1921
    @NPC1921 5 років тому +5696

    Taking your clothes off and acting sassy isn't talent.

  • @shalininair5464
    @shalininair5464 4 роки тому +896

    Remember they rejected Lindsey Sterling... Who is now one of the most famous modern violinist.... AGT has no respect for REAL TALENT....

    • @carolineballeza5090
      @carolineballeza5090 4 роки тому +92

      I had been scrolling to look for a comment like this. She is far from irrelevant and is one of many who have helped to bridge classical music to pop and and alternative music.

    • @shalininair5464
      @shalininair5464 4 роки тому +11

      @@carolineballeza5090 true 👍

    • @najmaht.a.1314
      @najmaht.a.1314 4 роки тому +26

      And also that young female contortionist who was amazing

    • @above_asphodel
      @above_asphodel 4 роки тому +7

      Najmah T. A.
      Sofia Dossi?

    • @destrav4962
      @destrav4962 4 роки тому +6

      Stirling* No hate man.

  • @kalechips5972
    @kalechips5972 5 років тому +4974

    As a person who went to a filming of "Americas got talent" I can say it was the worst thing I've ever experienced.
    The audience is literally actors. You'll get maybe two acts and then the rest of the day is just filming audience reactions. Literally about 8 hours of nothing happening. Then they try to get the audience to compete for prizes by seeing who can cheer the loudest (for the take obviously). The thing is they'll never give the prize to anyone who actually wanted one (because once they get the prize what would be the incentive for the said audience member). The worst thing is they don't even hire an audience, but trick families into coming believing it was more of a show and less of a TV set filming. They basically force the "actors" to pay to be there. Worst thing ever.
    Edit: for anyone wondering, I actually found the clip of the showing that I went too.
    ua-cam.com/video/M4si8EbMMys/v-deo.html
    Now it was nowhere near as exciting as it was shown here. It was literally them telling us to make scared faces, then cheer when he hit the ground and that was it. Then the judges went inside and it was literally them having us " compete to see who could cheer the loudest"
    Some kids were cheering so loud we were losing our voice, including me. Once I even locked eyes with the "DJ" and he shook his head and pointed to the camera (gesturing for me to look) this happened about 3 times before my Dad noticed and he was pissed. He eventually had us get up and leave. He told the DJ off as we left but I don't remember what he said. Ended up going to a buffet to make it up.
    TL;DR: went to a filming of AGT. Got to see one act, then was bribed too scream on camera.
    AGT are scum who trick families into being up paid actors for an audience.
    Edit #2: Forgot to mention it was like 90° F out there, so yeah...around 8 hours in that kind of hear screaming.
    Edit: #3 damn guys thanks for the support!

    • @AA-ok9uw
      @AA-ok9uw 4 роки тому +268

      Kale Chips damn exposeddd

    • @kalechips5972
      @kalechips5972 4 роки тому +433

      @@AA-ok9uw I fucking hated it...fuck them and fuck everything about them. And definitely fuck the guy I charge of getting the crowd to cheer. Literally looked at kids who were cheering so loud that they were turning beat red in the eyes and told them they weren't screaming loud enough to get a prize, just because he knew these kids would keep screaming for the camera if he just dangled a cool toy in front of them.

    • @blushmuffin5259
      @blushmuffin5259 4 роки тому +205

      I got bored with reality TV shows like this one during American Idol. It was the same schtick every episode...I told my friends the reactions were fake and the show is bullshit. You just proved what my 16 year old butt could not so many years ago...AUGHOSIOWIENROIHEPIAURHISEUNIUTHASTUGSD!

    • @sephikong8323
      @sephikong8323 4 роки тому +105

      I have always hated those """"""reality"""""" TV shows. They have nothing realistic in them, it is incredibly fake. It's like the XVIII th century "naturalism" (I know that now the term is connoted with the XIX th century movement, although it suffers from the same problem, I just think that the one from the XVIII th was more egregious), it is just a vain attempt to captivate audience by giving them the illusion of reality, something that you've created from A to Z. There is nothing real about it, it is just an illusion, an allure

    • @ddhVapor
      @ddhVapor 4 роки тому +69

      Capitalism at its finest, this is how humans turn themselves into slaughter animals by watching clowns in TV and try to mimic them.

  • @TheInsomniarules
    @TheInsomniarules 2 роки тому +5

    I went to an America's Got Talent taping once. Before ANY of the acts audition in front of the audience, the production comes out and tells the audience: standing ovation on 1, 2, 3. now, everybody look up and look surprised/scared. Now, act bored. Then they pick some audience members for the close-up shots of people yawning, laughing, etc. (without anybody on stage.) They do the same with judge dramatic reactions. THEN, the auditions begin and you find out why you were looking up scared/surprised... there's an act with a guy doing aerial stuff. I left after the second audition.