The Strangest Computer Viruses Ever Created

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  • @SomeOrdinaryGamers
    @SomeOrdinaryGamers Рік тому +1838

    Did not expect to see myself in this lol. Nice video btw :)

  • @faxmuchine
    @faxmuchine Рік тому +3641

    I'd like to mention that, despite Leemena's efforts, someone made it past Gather Battle's virus and ripped the sprites off the game.

    • @ColonelKlink1965
      @ColonelKlink1965 Рік тому +692

      That person needs to be awarded.

    • @marreco6347
      @marreco6347 Рік тому +543

      What I want is a version of this game where someone removed the virus to further spite them.

    • @m3nmin
      @m3nmin Рік тому

      ​@@marreco6347Those exist.

    • @zzyy1934
      @zzyy1934 Рік тому +82

      Good

    • @smallfungus2675
      @smallfungus2675 Рік тому +208

      What a rightfully ironic ending to this dumb saga.

  • @maximus4765
    @maximus4765 Рік тому +1734

    My favorite and most loathed thing about the internet is that you can express and do things that would normally get you beat into a bloody pulp before the web was mainstream.

    • @renhaker
      @renhaker Рік тому +250

      About 70% of things people say on the internet could get them burned at the stake in the 1600s

    • @Yime4President
      @Yime4President Рік тому +17

      I completely agree

    • @uastyrdzhii
      @uastyrdzhii Рік тому

      I wish some people got beaten for saying the things they do, I had enough of Twitter

    • @whyrpm
      @whyrpm Рік тому +215

      “Social media made you all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it.” - Mike Tyson

    • @youtuberobbedmeofmyname
      @youtuberobbedmeofmyname Рік тому +18

      Yeah, stuff I wouldnt say in person like it would be a good idea to round up billionaires for a good meal! yeah, a good giant banquet, thats right.

  • @ant-fan
    @ant-fan Рік тому +1582

    I know it's awful and super illegal, but Sonic Gather Battle is also really cool and interesting it its twisted way. It's the closest we've ever gotten to a real-life creepypasta.

    • @RexBlanchimont
      @RexBlanchimont Рік тому +128

      I definitely feel that; if the creepy stuff was all there was then it'd be awesome (or maybe I'm just a stickler for creepy games / Sonic content) but then the creator had to be a piece of work and made it so the game doxxed your ass over it too

    • @velocibility
      @velocibility Рік тому +39

      cybershell watcher

    • @brastionskywarrior6951
      @brastionskywarrior6951 Рік тому +88

      Its a shame its actually malicious. If it was just a joke it would just be funny

    • @xvoomdieslmfao
      @xvoomdieslmfao Рік тому +31

      Next you’re gonna say something about MUGEN viruses

    • @RexBlanchimont
      @RexBlanchimont Рік тому +23

      @@xvoomdieslmfao Well, I *AM* a moderator for a Mugen stream...

  • @bread2374
    @bread2374 Рік тому +633

    God I’m so happy you brought up Joel’s Windows virus video, there’s some crazy coding skill on display in that video

    • @Mordecrox
      @Mordecrox Рік тому +23

      Wait wait wait Joel? Are we getting into evil farming game territory?

    • @sitkinator
      @sitkinator Рік тому +72

      Just to keep people informed, Joel doesn't make the viruses himself, Leurak usually does them for him.

    • @GIRru11
      @GIRru11 Рік тому +15

      ​@Mordecrox that whole situation is still funny to me. Joel unknowingly being responsible for a massive search of a game that didnt exist is hilarious. Although fun fact is someone is currently making that game now

  • @LegendBegins
    @LegendBegins Рік тому +2466

    Really appreciate the effort you put into pronouncing Touhou correctly. Most people get that wrong at least once.

  • @KarolOfGutovo
    @KarolOfGutovo Рік тому +643

    The toe hoe segment was masterful, with the first one being a logical, common mispronounciation, the second correct, ensuring the creator knows what they're doing, and then madness begins.

  • @gerragotheallidile
    @gerragotheallidile 9 місяців тому +13

    Lol The Ronald McDonald Insanity audio in the background of the Rensenware segment had me rolling on the floor laughing! The Pikachu one gave me a good deal of nostalgia though.

  • @Slenderquil
    @Slenderquil Рік тому +303

    Protegent has always been hilarious to me, being a fan of Super Why as a kid

    • @Dogy0909
      @Dogy0909 Рік тому +34

      Oops my system crashed

    • @lemon5000-tj6nv
      @lemon5000-tj6nv Рік тому +17

      ​I lost my data, but I had an anti-virus

    • @SUCCUBUS928
      @SUCCUBUS928 Рік тому +4

      *IMMA GRAB THE WINCHESTER NOW*

    • @IHaveNoIdea5555
      @IHaveNoIdea5555 Рік тому +4

      I knew he looked familiar..

    • @daedalus6433
      @daedalus6433 7 місяців тому

      @@lemon5000-tj6nvAnti-virus is not enough. You need Protegent

  • @kingbash6466
    @kingbash6466 Рік тому +622

    I loved the whole running gag of mispronouncing Touhou during the Rensenware section, but that one bit where you said "2hu" immediately triggered my fight or flight response.

  • @Midcall
    @Midcall Рік тому +628

    A little correction, the screenshot you showed at 15:07 doesn't say the Ika-Tako creator went to prison for two years because of the virus, it says he got two years for a different virus he created and created Ika-Tako while he was on probation.

  • @Fulisha
    @Fulisha Рік тому +362

    Computer viruses have always frightened me ever since I was a kid; randomly browsed DeviantArt once and out of nowhere got attacked by something that started encrypting all my files. Scarred me so much I had nightmares about even worse viruses infecting my computer in similar ways but akin to a creepypasta.

    • @VCV95
      @VCV95 Рік тому +20

      The Pocket Browser extension got me one time. It was 13 or 14 years ago, but I ain't touched that shit since.

    • @queendiamond770
      @queendiamond770 Рік тому +14

      I have nightmares like that a little bit too often

    • @EvilSantaTheTrue
      @EvilSantaTheTrue Рік тому +2

      Yea it's scary

    • @thecreatorofpc7929
      @thecreatorofpc7929 Рік тому +34

      I wonder how many early .exe creepypastas were just written by kids who got a virus and had a nightmare about it. I wouldn’t say most of them, but i would assume it’s somewhat high

    • @VCV95
      @VCV95 Рік тому +18

      @@thecreatorofpc7929 as a 90's kid that had a lot of computer exposure, i can wholechestedly agree.
      Viruses back when were scary as fuuuuck

  • @ToniaGlitched
    @ToniaGlitched Рік тому +155

    the Touhou virus case is the funniest coding-related problem I've ever seen lmfao

  • @thatsoneoof9308
    @thatsoneoof9308 Рік тому +110

    I'm just glad the 2hu virus was on 12 and not 15, even if the difference is small. Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom is known for being one of the hardest in the mainline games. Also holy shit joels viruses are here

    • @BloxyReimu
      @BloxyReimu Рік тому +6

      Isn't touhou 12 also one of the hardest games.

    • @thatsoneoof9308
      @thatsoneoof9308 Рік тому +16

      @@BloxyReimu Well, every 2hu game is hard on Lunatic difficulty. Touhou 15 is just way over the top, even on Normal. It's comparable to games like I Wanna be the Guy in how much you restart (Especially the fight against that bitch ass hell fairy Clownpiece). Although any game could have been chosen for the virus here since they are all difficult.

    • @rubocky6126
      @rubocky6126 Рік тому +1

      interesting to hear the difficulty ranking from tally-ho games

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 4 місяці тому

      12 also has its fair share of bullish¡t too though

    • @huji-rf8hn
      @huji-rf8hn 27 днів тому

      12's difficulty is OK imo. The game gives you a lot of resources, but getting those UFO's are hard, they lure you to your deaths. Compared to 11 and 15 12 is MILES easier

  • @TheInfamousLegend27
    @TheInfamousLegend27 Рік тому +158

    my favourite thing about the dude who made Sonic Gather Battle is his whole shtick for including the terrible malware in the game was so players didn't "steal sprites". but it wasn't even like he recoloured sprites for a whole "oC, dOnT sTeAl" situation, he just ripped sprites from multiple official sonic games lmao
    there is no logic behind that programmers eyes xD

    • @Sleepy_Cabbage
      @Sleepy_Cabbage Рік тому +23

      high int, low wis.

    • @BiBiren
      @BiBiren 9 місяців тому +2

      Imagine when Sega sues this guy for those same reasons lol

  • @youtuberobbedmeofmyname
    @youtuberobbedmeofmyname Рік тому +794

    Wait, you forgot to note that Sonic Gather Battle's "naughty cheater list" was on the dev's PUBLIC website.

    • @ЛеонидЗурнаджи
      @ЛеонидЗурнаджи Рік тому +56

      which has been shutdowned.

    • @katsumikougen8351
      @katsumikougen8351 Рік тому +11

      An elegant form of public shaming, if you ask me.

    • @ЛеонидЗурнаджи
      @ЛеонидЗурнаджи Рік тому +61

      It crossed the line. never forget that.

    • @DogDogGodFog
      @DogDogGodFog Рік тому +121

      ​@@katsumikougen8351Bro, no need to doxx someone for cheating in a singleplayer game.

    • @goodguyguan3412
      @goodguyguan3412 11 місяців тому +45

      ​@@katsumikougen8351"an elegant form of public shaming" they say as they click off the video to go do nothing of note, barely interacting with the world past offering crap opinions on things they'll never have to deal with

  • @cyclone141
    @cyclone141 Рік тому +650

    Seeing Vargskelethor Joey followed by Touhou gave me indescribable happiness

    • @albert2524
      @albert2524 Рік тому +49

      all the while ran ran ru is playing in the background

    • @fansee1368
      @fansee1368 Рік тому +74

      Joel has a much bigger presence in internet culture than we give him credit for
      A true entertainer he is

    • @Velumbra
      @Velumbra Рік тому +49

      I remember Joel talking about people and their legacy one time then mentioning how his legacy was being the dude who revived the demon hell spawn that is Bonzi Buddy and turning the thing into meme.

    • @grunkleg.2934
      @grunkleg.2934 Рік тому +29

      ​@@VelumbraAnd more recently being the father of the Mug Moment

    • @siralexander3359
      @siralexander3359 Рік тому +3

      Vinny is better

  • @cherryhazard8002
    @cherryhazard8002 Рік тому +164

    I honestly love how you cater to these specific subjects that not many people wanna talk about or go in depth.

  • @glassramen
    @glassramen Рік тому +219

    Imagine being a guy who integrated malware into your game because you were scared someone was going to copy your stolen asset. The sonic fandom attracts some real characters.

    • @tripodranger7873
      @tripodranger7873 Рік тому +40

      There's a similar story with the Sonic 2 HD project, where the programmer basically held the code hostage until the rest of the team agreed to having anti-tamper measures put into the game, because he didn't want people modding even the first release demo. There was a lot of drama surrounding that one.

    • @ochuspin
      @ochuspin Рік тому +4

      They’re quite protective of what they make when it’s free and based off of an already existing game

    • @tripodranger7873
      @tripodranger7873 Рік тому +12

      @@MadWatcher It's not really a hatred of modding games in general, and it's not really exclusive to the Sonic community. Some people, when they make something and release it to the public, have the attitude of "this is MINE and my VISION, no one else is allowed to change it or use it as a base for their own work because it is MINE and MINE alone." That same shitty attitude was also very prevalent in the MMD "modeling" community, where someone would take a model, make edits to it and release the edited version, then forbid anyone from editing their edit in the same way they edited the original model. I'm sure there have even been Skyrim mods where the modder has expressed they don't want anyone modding their mod.

    • @tripodranger7873
      @tripodranger7873 Рік тому +7

      @@MadWatcher Yep, but unfortunately, some people just see modding as a way to feed their ego. They want all the attention and praise, and they see any mods of their work as stealing that attention. Thankfully, some people in modding communities like Skyrim have got together to form a movement advocating for open and cooperative modding (they call it "parlor" vs "castle"), though I feel they go a little too far in some respects, or at least did when I last checked up on them.

  • @solidgent7870
    @solidgent7870 Рік тому +99

    My friend once told me about a virus he encountered. He put an old (and I MEAN old) shareware compilation disc into his CD drive, and the X Files theme started playing while a small white square appeared in the middle of the screen, slowly getting bigger and taking over the entire screen. He took the disc out and shut down the PC before it got worse, but I always wonder what would've happened if it continued.

    • @rompevuevitos222
      @rompevuevitos222 Рік тому

      If it did not infect right away, chances are it was not going to do anything harmful.
      Any virus that wants to infect will do it (literally) faster than you can blink.

    • @miesvaillanykyisyytta3252
      @miesvaillanykyisyytta3252 17 днів тому +1

      Are you sure that was a virus and not just some sort of an intro video to the disc's contents?

  • @SwaggyG_2102
    @SwaggyG_2102 Рік тому +492

    Only a person like MagicMush is able to teach us all about a topic that most people might not know about / care for and make it sound so interesting.

    • @Reptilectrik27
      @Reptilectrik27 Рік тому

      naaah man the dickriding is unrealll

    • @JaxRetroGamer
      @JaxRetroGamer Рік тому +9

      There is a reason why is he called MagicMush.

    • @mybodyisamachine
      @mybodyisamachine Рік тому +6

      Not hating on him but there are a lot of people who make content similar to his.

    • @illford
      @illford Рік тому +2

      ​@@mybodyisamachinenah but he has a flair to it is what they're saying. All UA-camrs are different but for some people they'd only watch certain people cover a topic

    • @jorami4838
      @jorami4838 Рік тому +1

      ​@@mybodyisamachinethey're not nearly as fun though

  • @battty_nattty
    @battty_nattty Рік тому +161

    Youre the type that could talk about the entire history of dental floss and could make it interesting for half an hour, always psyched to see you put something out, man :^)

  • @JamoART
    @JamoART Рік тому +84

    God bless MagicMush for making these 2010'ish styled youtube videos that reminds me of better times.

  • @fluffcake
    @fluffcake 9 місяців тому +14

    Memz.exe is the weirdest one because it fucks up your computer and turns your files into a giant shitpost

    • @MarcelKędziora-w7r
      @MarcelKędziora-w7r 7 місяців тому +4

      A filepost or shitfile

    • @leyulis8882
      @leyulis8882 4 місяці тому +1

      I OOVE MEMZ I WOULD DESTROY MY COMPUTER TO HAVE NYAN CAT TAKE OVER EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK LIVE LOVE NYAN CAT

  • @chrisver2
    @chrisver2 Рік тому +190

    Funny thing is the score required for Rensenware is generally considered to be rather low amongst players.The unfortunate part is that the game in-question is literally the hardest one to clear.

    • @Skeloperch
      @Skeloperch Рік тому +5

      UFO isn't the hardest. Subterranean Animism is at least as hard, if not harder depending on your character, and LoLK is cock and ball torture. Clunny is absolutely more difficult than Shou, even if you're playing as Reisen.

    • @chrisver2
      @chrisver2 Рік тому +16

      @@Skeloperch Uneducated takes, UFO is by far the hardest game to Lunatic 1cc, ask any actual player this and they will tell you the same. SA is easy since there are several ways to break the game and LOLK is an absolute joke in terms of 1cc difficulty (see: LoLK low effort 1cc route by Toimine). Have you ever 1cc a Touhou game before?
      (I go off of Lunatic difficulty every time btw so I'm not taking Easy-Hard into account here)

    • @anueutsuho7425
      @anueutsuho7425 Рік тому +9

      ​@@chrisver2"uneducated" on something that's entirely a matter of opinion

    • @chrisver2
      @chrisver2 Рік тому

      ​@@anueutsuho7425have you ever cleared any of the games mentioned

    • @BinglesP
      @BinglesP 4 місяці тому

      I feel like UFO is argued to be one of the hardest ones purely because of the RNG flying saucer gimmick. WBaWC has a similar one but it did the idea way better since it's an optional yet useful power up and not essential for getting resources and score

  • @karlmannvoigt7546
    @karlmannvoigt7546 Рік тому +29

    13:37 There's one other "virus" I know of which actually tells you beforehand that it's going to delete the files on your PC: Lose/Lose.
    It's not really a virus sense you're not forced to play it but, it's basically a game that looks and functions like any classic shmup. What make it stand out is that with every kill you get in the game, files are deleted off your computer, if you die in game the game deletes itself. You could effectively brick your PC running this program. There's a video on youtube of a guy running it on Windows 7, the original was for MacOS tho and was a university project, apparently.

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 4 місяці тому

      It was also made by Zach Gage, a pretty prolific indie mobile game developer

  • @wegnerracer2
    @wegnerracer2 Рік тому +13

    Rap Rat dancing to Unknown From M.E. was what I needed today.

  • @emerald6489
    @emerald6489 Рік тому +107

    I didn't expect the Touhou virus to show up ngl lol, that virus is comedic. Like bro getting 200 million score points on Lunatic is NEVER easy.

    • @sigmarthcipherius5153
      @sigmarthcipherius5153 Рік тому +20

      And on UFO no less

    • @emerald6489
      @emerald6489 Рік тому +16

      @@sigmarthcipherius5153 I can barely beat that damn game on normal I can't even do shit on Lunatic lmao

  • @b.w.s3165
    @b.w.s3165 Рік тому +16

    touhou hijack lol
    i love how for the first time in, well, fucking *ever* that rensenware is covered, it's obvious that the dude talking about it is actually somewhat familiar with the series (despite the best attempts at trying to play it off lol)
    the background music, the intentional increasingly absurd mispronounciations including a popular parody one as the first one, everything.
    *He knows.*

  • @jxbermudez
    @jxbermudez Рік тому +38

    I remember sonic gather battle i was there when the situation was happening live it was fascinating seeing a real life creepypasta happening in front of our eyes all cause the guy wqs being petty about sprites even though he himself already stole a bunch of sprites then just the extent you had to go to just too get rid of it. It was one of the craziest things i ever had the pleasure of witnessing

  • @Mcscribbells
    @Mcscribbells Рік тому +42

    Definitely would love a second virus video this was so fun

  • @LikaLaruku
    @LikaLaruku Рік тому +84

    I came for the Jerma thumbnail.
    I stayed for the Vargskelethor.

  • @pr0se_
    @pr0se_ Рік тому +21

    very impressed with how many different ways you invented to pronounce touhou, might start using touchikawowow myself

  • @Javabeanlatte
    @Javabeanlatte Рік тому +7

    This is the first time I've seen someone mention the stolen Super Why assets from Protogent. I used to watch that show as a kid and recognized it immediately when that commercial screencap became a meme but I've never seen anyone talk about it. Made me kinda happy to see you bring it up :)

  • @CeruleanChurch
    @CeruleanChurch Рік тому +71

    My wife is looking at me funny because I'm laughing obnoxiously waiting for Mush's next attempt to say "TouHou"

    • @naufalpasyaaldri1896
      @naufalpasyaaldri1896 Рік тому +7

      Impossible! A 2hu fan that has a wife.

    • @CeruleanChurch
      @CeruleanChurch Рік тому +8

      ​@@naufalpasyaaldri1896Who said I was a TuaHua fan?

    • @The360MlgNoscoper
      @The360MlgNoscoper Рік тому +2

      @@CeruleanChurch *Tahoe

    • @2huUuuUUUU
      @2huUuuUUUU Рік тому +2

      @@The360MlgNoscoper *Tuhvuh

    • @seiikei
      @seiikei 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@CeruleanChurchta ha chi wa wa chi chi chi*

  • @gestering
    @gestering Рік тому +77

    this is a kinda cheesy thing to comment. but a lot of the time with videos that cover topics like this, the creators tend to make the atmosphere really tense and serious, which effectively makes ME feel paranoid, but i much much prefer your style, where there's humour while still being informative. i love it

  • @JakeTvisterOfficial
    @JakeTvisterOfficial Рік тому +47

    That final Protogent had my chest clenching.
    I didn't know if it was going to be a Cyber8 animation or not.

    • @danielpiksa714
      @danielpiksa714 Рік тому

      Wait, what? Can you give some Context?

    • @ivratsdargy955
      @ivratsdargy955 10 місяців тому +1

      ​polish guy who makes edgy 3d animations using text to speech a lot.

  • @ivfluid
    @ivfluid Рік тому +8

    This has been my favorite channel for quite some time now. Its nice to have a channel where you're actually excited to see them upload

  • @MegamanElric16
    @MegamanElric16 Рік тому +15

    2:30 I remember that one. As a Sonic fan who appreciates the fangame scene and all the passion that goes into it, this news really left me feeling sour.

  • @Dallascalo
    @Dallascalo Рік тому +4

    18:30 You are a legend for adding that "do not redeem" soundbit. Love your videos, keep it up dude!

  • @commentaccessories
    @commentaccessories Рік тому +7

    i'd love a part two, computer viruses have always been oddly fascinating to me and your delivery makes it even better.

  • @ichigopanicc
    @ichigopanicc Рік тому +40

    why did he say touhou like 15 different ways

    • @swr.nezumi
      @swr.nezumi 6 місяців тому +11

      pretty sure it was intended as a joke

    • @laggingdragons
      @laggingdragons 6 місяців тому +8

      Because it's an old joke that nobody pronounces the name correctly lol

    • @zombie-parts
      @zombie-parts 6 місяців тому +3

      Its all a matter of grind till you find- he definitely said it right at least once

    • @Clownacy
      @Clownacy 5 місяців тому

      because a joke gets funnier the more you repeat it

    • @Lizzifer7
      @Lizzifer7 3 місяці тому

      Cos funny

  • @purplesaichania
    @purplesaichania Рік тому +39

    I accidentally gave my dad's pc a computer virus when I was 11, not on purpose as I didn't know what the website actually was and originally thought it was a gaming website since I saw two boys playing some monster earth worm game (at least I think it was) and I wanted to try it out for myself.
    Had I known what My Lazy Sundays was originally I wouldn't have clicked on it.

    • @doodlebebjoe6447
      @doodlebebjoe6447 Рік тому +4

      What is My Lazy Sundays?

    • @purplesaichania
      @purplesaichania Рік тому

      @@doodlebebjoe6447 Do not search it up or click on it as you'll get shown uh gay p/// the tab showing the content will flash all over the screen. (That's all I can actually remember..)
      Quite a terrifying sight for 11 year old me at the time.

    • @mayoincarnnate
      @mayoincarnnate Рік тому +3

      Yeah what that other guy said,what's My Lazy Sundays?

    • @noone12748
      @noone12748 Рік тому

      Yeah, tell us

    • @TheDarkAngel969
      @TheDarkAngel969 Рік тому

      @@noone12748 4 old men having sex in the shower

  • @snuffedlamb
    @snuffedlamb Рік тому +13

    love your pronunciations for touhou. makes me very happy to be a tamagachi hamanachi fan :)

  • @GyaruRespecter
    @GyaruRespecter Рік тому +25

    The moment I heard the word "Rensenware" again, old age materialized itself like a Master Spark and broke my knees with the power of senility catching up to me.

  • @lnemf
    @lnemf Рік тому +13

    RIP Jigsaw. He was always a little weird but will be remembered fondly

  • @godzillapark9075
    @godzillapark9075 Рік тому +7

    15:07 love how the dude did not get arrested for f***ing up people's computers but instead for using the octopus character

  • @TuesdaySFD
    @TuesdaySFD Рік тому +10

    This video feels like some classic Normal Boots stuff. Fits right alongside JonTron classic stuff. Good work!

  • @munchmongoose
    @munchmongoose 11 місяців тому +5

    It’s really crazy to know that the sus guy virus has been around since 1985. My heart goes out to its survivors.

  • @Suwawako
    @Suwawako Рік тому +11

    7:56 AIN'T NO WAY THAT MY VIDEO BRO!! I am excited to see that lmao

    • @magicmush1998
      @magicmush1998  Рік тому +7

      Oh shit i forgot to credit you in the description, I can if you want

    • @Suwawako
      @Suwawako Рік тому +4

      Sure I don't mind, you got a nice chuckle out of me seeing that suprise!

    • @intergalactictitanium
      @intergalactictitanium Рік тому

      This is like the 3rd time i've found you on a random video comment section lmao

  • @koishium
    @koishium Рік тому +68

    As a touhou fan I can confirm you said the name perfectly, thank you magicmush

  • @bones7267
    @bones7267 Рік тому +9

    I like how one week I can watch a video about lolcows, then get a video about viruses, then get a video about wikis. All from a dude with a Leo Luster pic. Mush should be the posterboy for meds.

  • @SonicTheCutehog
    @SonicTheCutehog Рік тому +7

    I love how Leemena was so protective over people using his stolen assets

  • @kirbykirisame1366
    @kirbykirisame1366 Рік тому +31

    As an average Touhou fan, I cringed inside when you pronounced the series as 2hu. Then was confused when you got it right the second time. Then you proceeded to say it differently every time you said it. Ending the segment with “I sure hope I got the name right!” killed me. Excellent work.
    Edit: Also nice use of the Kirby: Right Back at Ya! footage. Having both Kirby and Touhou in the same video is an instant way to get my approval. (As if my username didn’t make that obvious.)

    • @uastyrdzhii
      @uastyrdzhii Рік тому

      The autismo is strong in this one

    • @emerald6489
      @emerald6489 Рік тому +1

      I personally found it funny ngl lmao

  • @quonoa
    @quonoa Рік тому +9

    I remember lurking the lostboy thread when it happened, my absolute favorite gem of shitposting from that was the popup message of "PLEASE INSERT THE FLOPPY DICK INTO THE FLOPPY DICK DRIVE" being one of the messages sent via the RAT to someone.

  • @vanilla2pac597
    @vanilla2pac597 Рік тому +23

    After your deep dives on AVGN and Nostalgia Critic ripoffs, you must do a video of Epic Rap Battles of History ripoffs!

  • @wearyrains9982
    @wearyrains9982 Рік тому +14

    Oh my god, I can't believe I wasn't expecting Protogent. The rap is such a throwback, lmao. I remember everyone would meme the shit out of it a couple years ago. This whole video is super interesting!!! :0c Nice job!

  • @LucasMartins-dy6no
    @LucasMartins-dy6no Рік тому +7

    You are quickly becoming my favorite content creator, every video is a banger.

  • @psi_rockin
    @psi_rockin 11 місяців тому +2

    I love Joel, that clip is iconic. Also really enjoy the ways you pronounced touhou haha.

  • @kirb3046
    @kirb3046 Рік тому +6

    I just found your channel yesterday and get already a new video? Love watching your content. Keep making great stuff!

  • @spaceycase777
    @spaceycase777 Рік тому +2

    7:37 Is that the fucking Ran Ran Ru remix from years ago? Mush.
    Your based taste in music that brings me back never ceases to astound me and remind me of the extent of time that has passed. Well done.

  • @reddeadspartan
    @reddeadspartan Рік тому +5

    >"twice a Japanese cartoon creature was evolved into a virus that was just meant to cause chaos and nothing else"
    Funny enough that's pretty much the plot of Digimon: Our War Game and Summer Wars.

  • @sophiebubbles07
    @sophiebubbles07 9 місяців тому +1

    Seeing Protogent unleashed memories I forgot I had from when memes of that rap were everywhere.

  • @AveryCaddick
    @AveryCaddick 11 місяців тому +3

    Your thumbnail scared the crap out of me at 11 PM, thanks.

    • @computerman789
      @computerman789 3 місяці тому +1

      It's just the neighbourhood raging, psychopathic, cannibalistic, megalomaniacal sus guy.
      What's there to fear? 🤷

  • @wub9044
    @wub9044 Рік тому +6

    I love this channel istg
    It gives off this perfect early 2010s vibe in a modern take and it's goddamn amazing.

  • @dsadgegdsg4740
    @dsadgegdsg4740 Рік тому +14

    18:04 I like how the chapter titlecard calls it "Protogen Antivirus" (or "Proto General Antivirus" as Bonzi Buddy pronounces it).
    Protogens have a completely different connotation...

    • @danielpiksa714
      @danielpiksa714 Рік тому

      That's exactly what i thought, just "what, huh, HUH?!" XD

    • @Olflix
      @Olflix Рік тому +1

      I love how absolutely no one else was talking about that lol

    • @Feuerhamster
      @Feuerhamster 8 місяців тому

      @@Olflix Everyone failed the Forbidden Lore check

  • @zombehattack666
    @zombehattack666 Рік тому +13

    Ah, Protogent, reminds me of a simpler time on the internet.. Where do the years go?

  • @thesaturdaynightcomfyexpre4471

    That saw clip at the end, I haven't seen that in over a decade when I was 16 or so. Too funny, absolute classic!

  • @Simba2UU
    @Simba2UU Рік тому +16

    Iirc, I've heard that the original Jigsaw virus actually did give you your files if you paid, but it had a lot of clones that didn't give you the files back. Also suprised you didn't cover Sad Satan here

    • @collaterale1
      @collaterale1 Рік тому +6

      Sad Satan is it's own rabbit hole to cover, just like MovieBob.

    • @mayoincarnnate
      @mayoincarnnate Рік тому

      ​@@collaterale1MovieBob?What's that?

    • @cefelinmurga3599
      @cefelinmurga3599 8 місяців тому +2

      Sad Satan is actually in this video... for a few seconds. Clearly, he just decided to leave it out of this video for time.

  • @swooshmcjuice2426
    @swooshmcjuice2426 Рік тому +14

    Babe wakeup new MagicMush vid

    • @plasmafreeze3018
      @plasmafreeze3018 Рік тому

      It's funny because me and my partner let eachother know when he uploads lol

  • @toecurlersupreme
    @toecurlersupreme Рік тому +2

    the thought of the toohoo virus creator playing tuhaha in frustration just to unencrypt his pc amuses me

  • @DefaultFlame
    @DefaultFlame Рік тому +3

    "Why are Sonic fans like this?" A question for the ages.

  • @POSSUM_chowg
    @POSSUM_chowg Рік тому +1

    "Sonic steals your IP address" sounds like a meme until you find out it actually happened

  • @Nyrus13
    @Nyrus13 Рік тому +6

    Another nice dose of a MagicMush video. Keep up the awesome content bro 😎

  • @SophieSquid
    @SophieSquid 11 місяців тому +2

    God, protogent fucking unlocked some middle school memories

  • @Killabeastaholic
    @Killabeastaholic Рік тому +5

    You deserve more subs, I'm always watching these the moment I get the notification

  • @-throat-
    @-throat- Рік тому +5

    8:37 thank you for acknowledging Wubbzy's existence!

  • @tank1319
    @tank1319 Рік тому +6

    Can’t believe Sneed is on that naughty list. Next to Mutahar and you. Anyways great video man. Can’t wait to see what you talk about next.

  • @phoenixdouchebag904
    @phoenixdouchebag904 Рік тому +2

    The ransemware segment had me busting my guts due to all the pronunciation gags. Im a fan of subtle running gags like those.

  • @beetlequeen1732
    @beetlequeen1732 Рік тому +6

    I didn’t see your channel name and immediately thought Jerma infected his computer on stream 😭😭

  • @DamagePointSeeker
    @DamagePointSeeker Рік тому +2

    Damn you had me dying with the touhou mispronounciations. Love the video!

  • @RubyExplosion30
    @RubyExplosion30 Рік тому +12

    I’m surprised you didn’t mention the one that’s like a space shooter, like every enemy you kill in that game a random file gets deleted off your computer and that can include important files. Also when you die in the game the game deletes itself.

  • @steadie
    @steadie Рік тому +2

    i love your sense of humour, im really digging your videos

  • @tank1319
    @tank1319 Рік тому +5

    Someone needs to make a Magic Mush virus. Your computer is locked and the only way to unlock it is to recite the entirety of the DKC cartoon songs. Every song must be sang.

  • @Bendilin
    @Bendilin Рік тому +6

    I would argue more email accounts in the year 2000 were made by kids to make their angelfire/tripod websites and Neopet accounts.

  • @jHop2v4
    @jHop2v4 11 місяців тому

    "The internet is a double edged sword"
    Proceeds to drop a napalm of a stock footage intro

  • @Belmont-69
    @Belmont-69 Рік тому +5

    I love Lostboy so much. I wwtched that happen and learned to never download spooky indie games from a Mongolian Knot Tying forum.

  • @purplechickenpineapple5944
    @purplechickenpineapple5944 Рік тому +2

    I experienced a wide range of emotions at first when Bonzi Buddy said "Protogen" Antivirus instead of Protogent at 18:04

  • @Edditaur
    @Edditaur Рік тому +4

    A video idea that seems up your lane would be the Swedish statue that people try to destroy every year. There's some funny attempts in there to show off

  • @judahbarracuda_
    @judahbarracuda_ Рік тому +1

    I gotta say man aside from the great quality of your videos… your voice is just so soothing bro

  • @antusFireNova
    @antusFireNova Рік тому +4

    Finally I can enjoy Magic Mush in full HD!

  • @SchraderSpark
    @SchraderSpark Рік тому +2

    "The internet is dangerous." *cool intro plays*

  • @charsage1036
    @charsage1036 Рік тому +4

    I find the amount of time he intentionally said touhou incorrect to be hilarious.

  • @T.r.a.i.n
    @T.r.a.i.n Рік тому +2

    I love how even the creator of the Tou's moving Hou ransom virus couldn't even beat the game on the hardest difficulty.

  • @cowsquid8859
    @cowsquid8859 Рік тому +12

    Mutahar is my favorite content creator, I've been watching him since his creepypasta days if anyone here remembers that. It was really cool to see him get a shout out!

    • @commentaccessories
      @commentaccessories Рік тому +4

      same here, came for the creepypastas, stayed for the virus and deep web investigations (god i miss those)

    • @beri4138
      @beri4138 Рік тому +1

      He's boring. He was interesting 10 years ago.

  • @SneedBass
    @SneedBass Рік тому +1

    Yo another magic mush video, your stuff is really good and it's always a treat

  • @cellophanezebra4663
    @cellophanezebra4663 Рік тому +2

    It's not a MagicMush video without a crazy ass Sonic moment

  • @rcmero
    @rcmero 11 місяців тому

    I will say this though, Proto doesn't look like an "Original the Character Do Not Steal" anymore. Only slightly. And he's legally distinct too.

  • @WenRakkoon
    @WenRakkoon Рік тому +7

    is that jerma as the thumbnail??

  • @xenbonzacura5897
    @xenbonzacura5897 11 місяців тому

    the "rhymes" in the protogent rap part broke my brain, like it legitimately made my brain hurt