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  • @PKAClips
    @PKAClips  2 роки тому +9

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  • @hits509
    @hits509 2 роки тому +283

    “Well of course I know him, he’s me”

  • @hotstankygarbage788
    @hotstankygarbage788 2 роки тому +230

    Man... That went from funny to sad. Feel bad for the guy

    • @smiley4995
      @smiley4995 2 роки тому +5

      Then back to funny again

    • @hehitmeinthekneegur1551
      @hehitmeinthekneegur1551 2 роки тому +3

      The amount of shit doesn't stop. This man is like Chris Chan.

    • @javiermichel7097
      @javiermichel7097 2 роки тому

      The guy end up being a weirdo who likes torture animals.

  • @FumblsTheSniper
    @FumblsTheSniper 2 роки тому +313

    Thank god I’m able to internally suppress all my trauma so that nobody laughs at me but I’m also a complete wreck of a person.

    • @TheBigDingus88
      @TheBigDingus88 2 роки тому +18

      Gang

    • @MrFichstar
      @MrFichstar 2 роки тому +3

      I feel that

    • @bruhstandler
      @bruhstandler 2 роки тому +27

      numb the pain with drugs and alcohol

    • @driprubies2464
      @driprubies2464 Рік тому +1

      Red meat and strong drinks, you’re welcome!

    • @snickle1980
      @snickle1980 Рік тому

      Sounds like you need _Kyles Prostitute Plan for Wellness._ One hooker per paycheck should clear all that up in a few months.

  • @justinatest9456
    @justinatest9456 2 роки тому +145

    0:32 Woody chastises Taylor for interrupting Kyle
    0:56 Woody interrupts Kyle

  • @nate6795
    @nate6795 2 роки тому +193

    I would have cried if I spend $500 on a condom hand job too 😂

    • @MK_ULTRA420
      @MK_ULTRA420 2 роки тому +11

      All that Moon Pie money, gone!

    • @Freakazoid12345
      @Freakazoid12345 Рік тому

      I'd cry if I had to spend more than $100 on sex with an 8 or above.

    • @martinroa1480
      @martinroa1480 3 місяці тому

      For real😂

  • @infinite-sadness
    @infinite-sadness 2 роки тому +104

    Well idk about the rest of you, but i feel way better about my life

    • @fancyfloppa9256
      @fancyfloppa9256 2 роки тому +8

      For real man. As sad as this shit was it makes me feel better about myself. I'm overweight but not 300+ pounds, I'm have friends that are really into fitness that are helping me lose the weight and I am not a socially inept weirdo. I truely hope that guy gets the help he needs because no one deserves that.

    • @TrixieMatteI
      @TrixieMatteI 2 роки тому +1

      You probably shouldn’t lol

    • @infinite-sadness
      @infinite-sadness 2 роки тому +5

      @@TrixieMatteI i’ve never had any moment in my life come anywhere near the levels of sad this man experiences on a daily basis. If i believed in a higher power then i’d pray for him. Hope he gets a W.

  • @DaveyBlade13
    @DaveyBlade13 2 роки тому +174

    Pete fucking rules. Sheltered guy trying to get out of his comfort zone. Let’s not shame this fella.

    • @suckmyduck7029
      @suckmyduck7029 2 роки тому +15

      Oath! If he had actual good friends they'd be pushing him further instead of making fun of him behind his back

    • @japanesebitter1066
      @japanesebitter1066 2 роки тому +6

      He should try dating or at least flirting if he’s this fragile

    • @user-dc6pm3mc4b
      @user-dc6pm3mc4b Рік тому +18

      right sounds like he just picked some d bags to chill with

    • @romeda5156
      @romeda5156 Рік тому

      @@user-dc6pm3mc4b from the sounds of it he’s somebody’s cousin or something

    • @driprubies2464
      @driprubies2464 Рік тому

      @@user-dc6pm3mc4b for real, he needs some down AF bro’s… I suggest joining an mma/boxing gym!!

  • @snaptrap5558
    @snaptrap5558 Рік тому +15

    "We were having a conversation, it's kinda disrespectful to turn your back"
    This is the weirdest conversation I've heard today

  • @user-dc6pm3mc4b
    @user-dc6pm3mc4b Рік тому +11

    most honest man alive XD never should have told anyone guy sounds awkward and sheltered but trying to be better and learn

  • @abdosimon
    @abdosimon Рік тому +12

    Mowing the lawn is such a nice thing to do. No wonder he got some latitude with a group of guys on a trip.

  • @riftsalty7562
    @riftsalty7562 2 роки тому +43

    Poor fella

  • @Patrick.Weightman
    @Patrick.Weightman 2 роки тому +12

    Dick had me FLOORED with that Blind Slide comment 💀💀

  • @killsall7735
    @killsall7735 2 роки тому +11

    Add 200lbs and it’s WingsOfRedemption

  • @cycadaacolyte6349
    @cycadaacolyte6349 2 роки тому +14

    RIP to original post, guess the 300 pounder was too sensitive after all...

  • @LadyFranch
    @LadyFranch 2 роки тому +18

    I like how they changed the thumbnail to be less pathetic

    • @smiley4995
      @smiley4995 2 роки тому +2

      What was the original?

    • @snickle1980
      @snickle1980 Рік тому +4

      @@smiley4995 Lets have him draw the original in ascii.

  • @youngjihadi
    @youngjihadi 2 роки тому +59

    Whoever this dude is that Kyle’s describing is too pure for the world and we must protect him

  • @holloway_two
    @holloway_two 2 роки тому +13

    I'm an awful person for laughing at this.

    • @snickle1980
      @snickle1980 Рік тому +5

      If you mow my lawn, I'll forgive you.

    • @Martin-zg7hx
      @Martin-zg7hx Місяць тому

      Dont worry karma will get you.

  • @HotPants911
    @HotPants911 2 роки тому +6

    Seems like most of the people in these comments are indeed a 300 lbs virgin

  • @CornPop2
    @CornPop2 2 роки тому +42

    Ima go pull the pudge and have a good cry rn

  • @thegathering2049
    @thegathering2049 Рік тому +6

    I thought it was count Dankula on the thumbnail.

  • @ASwagPecan
    @ASwagPecan 2 роки тому +15

    how does one get to 300lbs? jesus

    • @douggaudiosi14
      @douggaudiosi14 Рік тому +10

      Self hatred

    • @WevilShortcrest
      @WevilShortcrest 3 місяці тому +3

      Ask ur mum

    • @0326Vet
      @0326Vet 2 місяці тому

      The same way a druggie overdoses, an alcoholic gets liver failure, a homosexual dies from aids, humans have a real problem with self control, eating food releases dopamine in the brain you get addicted to it and can't stop eating

  • @davidstenner3136
    @davidstenner3136 4 місяці тому +2

    Man you cant be around a guy like this

  • @allaware1971
    @allaware1971 Рік тому +9

    300lb 21yo Virgin here, watching.
    >2 hours this time "one for TV" lmfao

  • @Rekon-se6wv
    @Rekon-se6wv Рік тому +2

    0:57 COULDNT BE ME!!!

  • @10BELOWZERO01
    @10BELOWZERO01 2 роки тому +3

    Bruh this is the funniest fucking video

  • @jaylonm3598
    @jaylonm3598 2 роки тому +6

    why does woody raise his eyebrows every 5 secs

  • @ORGAniZMs
    @ORGAniZMs 2 роки тому +24

    Taylor is such a jew, caring the most about all the spent money on hookers.

    • @MegaDysart
      @MegaDysart 2 роки тому

      An aversion to spending money on disgusting holes at a sleazy strip club is the least Jewish thing I've heard in awhile idk what you're smoking

    • @Freakazoid12345
      @Freakazoid12345 Рік тому +5

      Then pretty much everybody is a Jewish by that definition.

  • @BriarHood
    @BriarHood 4 місяці тому +3

    Is Taylor vaping on stream? SHAME!

  • @goodtaste4
    @goodtaste4 26 днів тому +1

    I would also cry about a 500$ handjob knowing that you could get a 4 some with 3 models for that kind of money...

  • @PandemicGameplay
    @PandemicGameplay 2 роки тому +3

    This shit is hilarious

  • @dickgozenya1542
    @dickgozenya1542 2 роки тому +1

    Lmao what happened to the original thumbnail?

  • @Qsnazer
    @Qsnazer 3 місяці тому +1

    i was 350 pounds at one point and i know firsthand what its like to be a fat 18 year old stress eating virgin… i hope that guy lost the weight and figured everything out. the story is asf funny yea, but i couldnt help but see myself in the fat dude. im now almost 20 and have lost 130 pounds, if i could do it anybody can.

  • @stutteringcris468
    @stutteringcris468 2 роки тому +14

    Could the crying be a symptom of the "momma's boy" overprotectiveness...
    Even the gambling was too much for him,
    Cause of the possible overprotectiveness??

    • @xXpwnageXx223
      @xXpwnageXx223 2 роки тому

      Overprotective puritan family and a strong dose of autism

    • @suckmyduck7029
      @suckmyduck7029 2 роки тому +4

      There's mamas boy and then there's being brought to tears by gambling

    • @snickle1980
      @snickle1980 Рік тому +1

      well...YES.

  • @armondoserna2342
    @armondoserna2342 2 роки тому

    Violent stomach convolution

  • @ToddKirschbaum-j5b
    @ToddKirschbaum-j5b 13 днів тому

    Paige Mission

  • @jacksonperry8283
    @jacksonperry8283 4 місяці тому

    I agree with Taylor

  • @MarkSmithhhh
    @MarkSmithhhh 3 місяці тому

    Man thats bad

  • @bonechip01
    @bonechip01 2 роки тому +36

    I love how Kyle's anecdotes are literally bullshit from his own mind, he was saying the virgin was cutting grass at 11am then woody asked for clarification, and Kyle is like "yup, cutting grass at the crack of dawn"

    • @CharlesFreck
      @CharlesFreck 2 роки тому +12

      2:03 "he was cutting grass at 5am that morning". Yeah, you need to take your meds and pay attention.

    • @heedrightaff8907
      @heedrightaff8907 2 роки тому +4

      He said 5am dummy

  • @NitNgrit
    @NitNgrit Рік тому +1

    Why is that funny

  • @TotallyRiffed
    @TotallyRiffed 2 роки тому

    Gay Greg would be proud!

  • @DuckDuck-u3e
    @DuckDuck-u3e 14 днів тому

    Gonzalez Sarah Robinson David Robinson Timothy

  • @armondoserna2342
    @armondoserna2342 2 роки тому

    I am back,what now?

  • @Jrod4.6L
    @Jrod4.6L 3 місяці тому

    Oof…

  • @Panellll
    @Panellll 3 місяці тому

    Dude is a fucking legend. Socially fucked dude trying to grow and his 'friends' fuck him over and set him way back. This is fucked. Dude was trying to help his buddy out with the lawn.

    • @rhysm.5915
      @rhysm.5915 2 місяці тому

      This clip comes up on my timeline every now and then, and I still think the person in question is Airsoftfatty.

  • @cl86241
    @cl86241 Рік тому +1

    Guys like Pete are like blood in the water for me. Their weakness makes me want to torment them that much more.

    • @0326Vet
      @0326Vet 2 місяці тому

      This is called sadism it's a strong Indicitice of narcissistic personality disorder, you should seek help

  • @FilthyNature
    @FilthyNature 2 роки тому +3

    it was my house. AMA (i wont reveal names)

  • @globalmillitary9611
    @globalmillitary9611 2 роки тому +74

    Now THIS reminds me of old PKA. Very enjoyable story.

  • @Riot-ippo
    @Riot-ippo Рік тому +29

    This where Brendan frasier got whale from

    • @Freakazoid12345
      @Freakazoid12345 Рік тому +2

      I worked with a guy who was a dead ringer for Brendan Frasier in that movie.

  • @ninjapwnsatlyfe
    @ninjapwnsatlyfe Рік тому +38

    Woody and kyle are both great examples of "if i havent heard it, seen it, or felt it, it simply cannot exist."

  • @bettycocker2226
    @bettycocker2226 Рік тому +8

    Taylor always hitting hard with the gold.

  • @dallinc3753
    @dallinc3753 2 роки тому +9

    “I would lock the door if he was at my house” 💀😭

  • @ThousanWhite
    @ThousanWhite 2 роки тому +10

    This video delivered on its promise.

  • @Shin_Akumi
    @Shin_Akumi Рік тому +5

    Lol wow woody actually was quiet for once

  • @Jonjzi
    @Jonjzi Рік тому +11

    I'm annoyed at how Dick dismisses the guy as hopeless, acting like he's somehow superior when he has no problem defending pedos and lolicon.

    • @TheOfficialButthead
      @TheOfficialButthead Рік тому +1

      Wow when did he do that? That's awful

    • @Jonjzi
      @Jonjzi Рік тому

      @@TheOfficialButthead ua-cam.com/video/MTov1O9j16c/v-deo.html

    • @Freakazoid12345
      @Freakazoid12345 Рік тому +10

      ​@@TheOfficialButthead he was also best friends with Hitler and talked him into doing the holocaust.
      Hitler didn't even want to do it.

    • @knightscroftsquire-muldoon
      @knightscroftsquire-muldoon Рік тому

      ​@@Freakazoid12345 I heard he stoked the flames of the ovens!

    • @Freakazoid12345
      @Freakazoid12345 Рік тому +2

      @@knightscroftsquire-muldoon figuratively!

  • @lorenzovanoordt7894
    @lorenzovanoordt7894 2 роки тому +2

    New story bout Wings I see.

  • @locbabyy619
    @locbabyy619 Рік тому +2

    I'm 23 years old 140 lbs and I easily eat what that 300 lb man ate every night

    • @0326Vet
      @0326Vet 2 місяці тому +1

      That's what people don't understand, there is skinny people just as unhealthy as the 400 pound people in terms of how they eat their body just metabolizes the fat better

    • @locbabyy619
      @locbabyy619 2 місяці тому

      @@0326Vet for sure , it’s kinda rare though from what I’ve experienced. Gotta thank god for our different blessings

  • @OleneHadden-v2p
    @OleneHadden-v2p 20 днів тому

    Young Jose Martinez Robert Allen James

  • @DankKrank
    @DankKrank 4 місяці тому +1

    We need to stop virgin hate

  • @Whootzie
    @Whootzie Рік тому +1

    Kyle friend is Chris Chan

  • @UC32UC32
    @UC32UC32 3 місяці тому

    that’s the most horrible story I’ve ever heard…

  • @armondoserna2342
    @armondoserna2342 2 роки тому

    The governor,I have to puke

  • @armondoserna2342
    @armondoserna2342 2 роки тому

    An edge tool?

    • @Freakazoid12345
      @Freakazoid12345 Рік тому

      People who refuse to bust a nut when looking at porn.
      Or a weed whacked.
      Either way, some wracking is getting done, but weed is optional.

  • @slayer3805
    @slayer3805 Рік тому +3

    Woody we aren’t here for you so hush