Chas N jazz But you need wood in order to get a crafting table in order to make a wood pickaxe in order to get a stone pickaxe in order to mine the iron.
Friend: Hey bro i got us some stone tools u want em? Him: Nah have iron. Friend: What? How? How much did u get? Him: Wait a second let me kill this blaze. Friend: HOW ARE YOU IN THE NETHER!? Him: I'm not. Friend: Oh, where are u then? Him: In the end. Friend: HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS?! Him: Doing what?? Friend: ALREADY IN THE END!?? Him: I'm not. Friend: Ok, where are u then? Him: In the credits. Friend: HOW--
@@umjiismywife403 at this point the meme he did is so old that everyone that uses the internet once two days should know of this... you clearly dont so you should stop being on the internet
Me fighting the ender dragon: full diamond armor, a bow and a diamond sword. him fighting the ender dragon: snowballs and beds. Edit: oh shit thx for the likes guys
@@Leo-io4bq Hahah qqweq he said ShagGY anD Its funY BECasuE SAHGgy HAd TO sue 0,000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 of HIS pOWer TO DEffeAT AhaHAhahAHhaHAHahHAHahha
@@deleted9821 No 8.03 seconds is 8 seconds and a .03 fraction of a second. 8.03 minutes is 8 minutes and .03 fraction of a minute which is 3 seconds. So. *minutes* .
His friend playing with him: hold up dude, i gotta go eat. 10 min later. Friend: dude i think my game is bugged, the title screen is here already? Him: well its kinda hard to explain.
@Jayden P I normally spawn on islands in Survival, and in Creative I spawn on giant islands, or an entire continent, if you please. So I totally understand you
BAPO25 GAMING There are multiple bosses in Ark that you can summon with artifacts you find in caves. You need to breed dozens of high stat Rexes in order to beat them. If you beat them you can go beyond max level 100. I think it goes up to 125 if you beat them all. You also earn secret futuristic craft-able tech item blue prints.
![Full Netherite Armor Speedrun World Record [18:07]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/hJbL1qljNXg/mqdefault.jpg)
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![[WORLD RECORD] Half-Life in 25:57 scriptless Speedrun](/img/n.gif)
Imagine playing with this guy and you be like in bed first night and credits start rolling in
Lol 😂
takes me like 40 mins until i actually build a bed
He had a seed ready to go, he knew exactly what to do. The only skill was memorizing where to go and block placement.
Pistonrager still funny tho
Fubbed I play same way faster the better
Friend: we’re going to dinner in 10 mins
This guy: hold up ima beat Minecraft real quick
Epic W
That’s an epic gamer moment
Take over, maximilianmus!!!!! Except he’s probably got none if he can do this
It's a special speedrun seed otherwise he would have taken longer
Take over, maximilianmus!!!!! 😂😂😂🙌
Imagine playing wit this guy and collecting wood to craft a pickaxe and the credits start playing..
BLITZ lmao
Ahhaahhahaahahahahahahahhahjha
Copied but slightly changed. Nice try!
yikes chill nogga
im ur 666th like
Mamá: solo puedes jugar 10 minutos
Yo:
XD
Ahh buena idea la verdad xd
toca mi foto UwU
Ikr 😂😂😂 btw I don’t speak Spanish !
Chistoso me reí. En fin, humor papulince.
this guy beats the ender dragon before i even find iron
While you re searching iron i might have just crafted the workbench after collecting some wood xD
@@shintanaru I'd still be loading into the world
@@ipanda3604 I'd still beg my mom to let me buy the game
@@onyxon7740 i`d be in my moms womb
@leaked rappers I’d still be one of my dads sperm
Ender Dragon:*Spawns*
Also Ender Dragon: Why do I hear boss music?
Underrated
Why do I hear a piano and someone with a dream?
NANI 911 LIKES
sebastian Diaz A man of culture
To those who dont get the joke,the ender dragon is also a boss,the boss is the speedrunner.
He‘s talking to the chat like it‘s just a normal minecraft livestream
@Danny tf u mean?
@@dev1699 i dont umderstand
@@kamali149 its a live stream yes,but its a live stream setting a world record, so its not just a "regular live stream"
@@dev1699 :v
@@kamali149 ok
this man was ahead of the speedrunning meta
no likes and no replies after 11 months bruh
Notch: In order to access the nether you need a diamond pickaxe to mine obsidian
This guy: Well yes, but actually no
More like hold my beer
More like = Hold my bucket
@@richardhc4643 😂😂
Hold my Hairy Ballz
Minecraft : Am I a joke to you
This man: killing ender dragon with beds
Me: full diamond gear, falls in the void
Rietje ! 😂😂😂
You cant fall in the void without being in creative
@@alphabeta9425 wtf man?
@@alphabeta9425 End.
@@alphabeta9425 Way to ruin the joke, a**hole.
This dude who finishes minecraft before I’ve even loaded the world in: *makes minor mistake*
Me: _pathetic_
epic meme format brah
Fuck, 666 likes
When someone uses a meme so professionally that it makes your eyes water
*Sniff sniff* Outstanding move *sniff sniff*
@Tim Dev pretty sure your not some 23 year old guy watching Minecraft
@Tim Dev you listen to g eazy lmao
The first Minecraft speedrun I ever witnessed.
"What do you need to kill the mighty dragon?"
"Gimme some leaves, snowballs and some beds."
r_ascend true
@John Tr because it's fast to get a lot of them
@John Tr idk
@John Tr So the blast damage doesnt do a load of damage to him
LOL..
"Florida man kills a dragon by touching 5 beds and throwing snowballs while using leaves for cover"
Lmao
FLORIDA MAN
That was funny
Ots always Florida 😂
This way to kill the dragon has been fixed for ages
Me 5 days later: finally I built a home, time to go get some iron
Ja me is better : 1 week later; Finally! I obtain Iron, now the house
Chas N jazz But you need wood in order to get a crafting table in order to make a wood pickaxe in order to get a stone pickaxe in order to mine the iron.
@@hellshound3154 Just play along
Hells Hound r/woooosh
@@hellshound3154 r/woooosh
Thought the SSG in the title meant he was gonna speedrun Minecraft with a super shotgun mod installed lol
Makes nether portal without diamond pick
Notch: Wait, that’s illegal!
That's fucking amazing I think
notch left minecraft
but still good joke
we are jah
Dominic Sparrow shut up and pray that I stop being constipated
Fucking 10 000 IQ
John Wick: We need Pencils.
This guy: We need Beds
Pencil beds
I need guns. LOTS OF GUNS
@@votebakri wow...
@@votebakri lol
A good one
Me: gears up for months on end to beat the ender dragon
This guy: *BeD*
You mean 🅱️eD?
Äyssi Jussi 🅱️ E D
ALLDocks Kitten 🅱️eD
🅱️ED ROCK
🅱️ed?
Well done, legend. 🥀❤️😁
لك عاشش من طرف مصطفى كيم وفر
8 minutes.
Him: killing the ender dragon
Me: getting lost in the desert while treasure hunting with my friend
Friends: **builds a house**
Him: What the hell are you doing
This dude is John Wick.
He beat the ender dragon using beds and snowballs.
Ultra Underrated comment
LMFAO
Agent 47
What do u need?
Beds, lots of beds
Andyyy Wu nice
😱😱😱على على ٨دقائق في ميزان حسناتك ورمضان كريم ع شنووو بقلم
florida man kills alligator with beds
Beds can actually be viable against alligators if you hit them hard enough upside the head with it, but i dunno about using them as explosives.
xD
@@bowldawg4394 Just put explosive inside.
@@bowldawg4394 one crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch... and KABLOOIE!
Ak47
Notch: Well in order to get to the nether you need a diamond pickaxe to mine obsidian.
This guy: Well yes but actually no
@@haisers1284 bruh he edited it it's the same person XD
Noob players: Use a full diamond set and bow and arrows to take down the Ender Dragon in 20 minutes
This dude: Beds and Snowballs. 2 minutes tops
Cheaters use strength 255-32k to kill dragons
How can beds do a lot of dmg to that dragon?
Alif Faisal beds in the nether and end blow up when you sleep in them so he would sleep in them when the dragon got close to blow the dragon up
That’s not the definition of noob
This guy has saved all the world for this I've finished Minecraft at a great speed
*During an interview*
Boss: what are your strengths?
This man: Finishing Minecraft faster than you.
Boss: You're hired.
You mean 8 my broda?
oreoguy101 boiman well to be precise he took 8 minutes a 3 seconds which is past the limit of 8 minutes so it would be more reasonable to say 9.
@@TypicalBrian420 laiya cok 8
Unoriginal
@@manuel2698 Incorrect, it would be appropriate to say 9 minutes if the run was 8:30 or past. But it wasnt.
Get this man to speed run Area 51
LOL
He will be the naruto leader
this doesnt make sense
Matthew Del Valle so is he a Naruto runner or a chad?
Me: skips ahead 10 seconds
Also me: wtf happened
this comment is insane
I actually skipped from 0:44 to 0:49 and i was like that
*mining tree*
_skips ahead_
*Kills an entire dragon with a hecking snowball*
Kafataw same lmfaooooo
I tried skipping ahead and 5 fucking pigs are on fire
the snowball strat was the golden age of speedrunning.
i thought the title said 8 hours 3 mins and 5 secs...
i was wrong
Same So DAMN wrong
Hahahahaha yeah! And I said, welp let's see what he does the first 10 mins, 8 minutes later the game it's over hahahaha
Same
thats my 1.14 random seed all achievements time
You too huh
Never knew you could kill a dragon with snowballs and beds
The snowballs were the true enemy the beds was the weapon
I knew the beds but not the snowballs :(
holy shit. you have 666 likes
I deafst wither boss with bed but in 5hours
People ruined the 666 likes. it turned to 676
Him: 8 minutes to complete the game
Me: 8 months to find a stronghold
I HAVENT EVEN FOUND A STRONGHOLD
There easy to find
It's different, he already knew where's the fortress, stronghold and shit. Everyone could do it if you keep practising at the same seed many times
I have an abusive,alcoholic and pedophile dad but yeah ik
@@turtlemaster8520 r/whoosh
POV: you've visited 2019, just got out of an ancient speedrunner.
When he ran past the wolves when I knew he had bones...
*I felt that*
@sidhdant kamble fr
RonRon You think I don’t know that?
I’m not leaving a like cause it’s at 666
SVEEEENNNNNN
Ñ
Me: *spends 6 years trying to beat Minecraft*
This dude: "Yo this bed strat..."
@Stalin damn stalin you're calling everyone noob chill
@Stalin How about if i call you an idiot how would you feel?
@@literam8611 as usual
elinfernus damn
@@cottonwhyy F
Ahh yes, bed. The weapon to surprass the Metal Gear
bed >>>>> nanomachines
What snake used to kill
You're pretty good
Me after 1 hour: Yes I got iron ingot
Him: Iron ingot is so common
6:30
Ender Dragon: I’m about to end this man’s whole career.
Snowballs: I’m gonna stop you right there.
I feel like it was the beds that did the most damage.
@@xhshgfsrodriguez4857 Snowballs deal no actual damage but they kept the dragon back whilst he was building the bridge
@@endlessriver7 Ohhhh, thanks. Silly me. 😅
No snowballs:are u sure about dat
What's carrier
Me: Never been to the End or Killed the dragon
This guy: Beats it with beds
Good to hear that I'm not the only one :D
go to the end. don't worry about your gear it's not the dragon that's hard its the stress that makes you lose focus.
Oof
And in 8 seconds only!!! That's kinda crazy
dude finishes game in 8 mins
me: still punching trees
Lamo 😂😂
Lol😂😂
Yes me too
yea but he did use a seed so its easier when u know where things are
Emmmmm, ehhhhhh, yeah
Friend: Hey bro i got us some stone tools u want em?
Him: Nah have iron.
Friend: What? How? How much did u get?
Him: Wait a second let me kill this blaze.
Friend: HOW ARE YOU IN THE NETHER!?
Him: I'm not.
Friend: Oh, where are u then?
Him: In the end.
Friend: HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS?!
Him: Doing what??
Friend: ALREADY IN THE END!??
Him: I'm not.
Friend: Ok, where are u then?
Him: In the credits.
Friend: HOW--
This dude beats the game in 8 mins while i'm over here harvesting wheat on my 2nd week of playing.
Wabun lol
same
Fr
Wabun nah I’ve had minecraft for years still haven’t beat it
@@fishanter6807 same dude this guy is the reason why im tryna finish it now lol
Ender dragon: * exists *
Bed: im about to end this mans whole career
But he's not a rapper
@@umjiismywife403 r/woooosh
@@umjiismywife403 at this point the meme he did is so old that everyone that uses the internet once two days should know of this... you clearly dont so you should stop being on the internet
@@prettygood476 but im not a rapper
Playing with Funderful:
Me: Almost finished the hous-
End Credits start rolling
LAD you mean finished finding a spot to build
@@selloutfadez Yea actually completely forgot about that.
Lol😂
😭😭😂
LOL
This guy beats Minecraft before I find the application
Mum: get off the computer
Him: Just 8 more minutes??🙏
You still don't complete it because it's also 20 seconds
@@subscribersgoalwithnovideos wow its a joke
@@subscribersgoalwithnovideos*sigh* people will argue over anything....
@@mache2617 I didn't argue and I'm sure you didn't *sigh*
Drioriva woooosh
He's already in the credits before I found a sheep!
Lol
When your mom says 10 mins until bedtime
True xD
Colton its not funny
@@lalka7747 why
@@mrfinland8332 Don't care it's just a hater . ;D
And then your bed explodes
What's this 🤯?
Unbelievable🤯🤯🤯
You're a very professional player.
🤓👍🏻🌟👏🏻
He’s in the nether before I’ve decided what host privileges I want to coddle myself with
wow same
Imagine using host privileges
Imagine still playing Console Edition.
No seriously. Console Edition still has minigames that Bedrock doesn't have.
@@reddodeado301 Bedrock is garbage I hate it so much but its the only way to crossplay at the moment.
@@ChristopherWeaver1
Alright. Care to explain why it's garbage?
Enderdragon: I AM ALL POWERFUL AND DEADLY!
Beds: *ima bout to end this mans whole career*
Woman*
Keep likes at 69
*ima put this man to sleep
Me fighting the ender dragon: full diamond armor, a bow and a diamond sword.
him fighting the ender dragon: snowballs and beds.
Edit: oh shit thx for the likes guys
Ittay O he already knew the map, practicing it
usb fix You can still just kill the dragon with beds and snowballs tho
Him: "How pathetic you only made me use 20% of my power"
@@sonny4978 2%*
I usually do it with full iron, bucket and beds
You deserve a big like broo
He beat the ender dragon before i found coal
I feel the same
Before I found *wood*
Jona0 😹😹😹
Before I found *grass*
@@clawzx1195 Before I found *Minecraft* on my Desktop
People be fighting the ender dragon with bows and swords
this guy fights the ender dragon with beds
uhcakiP and snowballs
Mom: 10 minutes until bed
Funderful_: No Problem
Enderdragon: Did someone say bed? O.O
Wow, you're a professional.
هاا 😂😂
@@_t20z شنو مافهمت
“Imagine a bat ruining your flint gathering”
Imagine a bat ruining the planet
jamesck 755 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
True though
Ur dead how dare you come up with that first
now watch this become super popular and ppl comment it everywhere lol
When mom says you have to shut down your computer in 10 minutes
and this guy say : *accepted* lmao
my personal best is probably around 3 weeks
Bro how😓😓
Mine is a couple hours but he is also using a specific seed
Kiwi_91 mines like about 9 months
Ill DopeyIll i take it slow, spend time collecting and preparing for the fight. Complete maxed out gear and potions etc
i've been doing mine since 2009 i still haven't managed to beat it yet any tips?
The end of the world is only 10 Mins left
This guy:
1:15 i like how the gravel is sync with the music for 3 seconds :D
🤩
Lmao
Mojang: Minecraft is a fun, creative game where you can explore and-
Funderful: *No*
looooll 😂😂😂
I never thought of not needing diamonds for a nether portal...
Well Lava and Water is all anyone really needs people forget you can do that.
It's mostly common knowledge to the mid tier players so you shouldn't feel to bad
Treeko13 are you talking shit on some one for not knowing something stfu and get a life
@@itsjustmeerkat1485 are you hating on a guy and takin time to write that comment stfu and get a life
Sushi Face007 now thats a smart guy
From Mustafa's video 😭😭❤️🔥.
Me too
all of us
Pro:
You need a diamond pickaxe to get obsidion
Him: hold my beer
2:54
has a fortnite pic and watching minecraft
@@NhungNguyen-jm7rs I could say the same to you
@@NhungNguyen-jm7rs what about you?
lol fortcraft
I really want to see you get an enchanting table with that method...
Who would win?
A Dragon able to slay thousands of Humans
or
Some Sleepy Bois
Shaggy
@@Leo-io4bq Hahah qqweq he said ShagGY anD Its funY BECasuE SAHGgy HAd TO sue 0,000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 of HIS pOWer TO DEffeAT AhaHAhahAHhaHAHahHAHahha
@@Itakino dont get it but ok..
@@Nate-hv2ub it's sarcasm
@@Itakino crappy sarcasm
Him : beats the ender dragon
Me : googling how to build a nice and beautiful house
he's not building a house though
I remember watching this years ago, why does this pb run have 13m views ??
Florida man trying to sleep on moon kills dragon
edit: changed it from local man to florida man
OMG HAHAHA I WAS GONNA REPLY FLORIDA MAN WHEN I SAW THIS
Mom: Dinner is ready.
Me: Give me 8.03 seconds
Hate to be a dick ( *not really* )
But don't you mean 8.03 *minutes* ?
@@RonSwanson101 No if he meant 8. *03* seconds
@@deleted9821 No 8.03 seconds is 8 seconds and a .03 fraction of a second. 8.03 minutes is 8 minutes and .03 fraction of a minute which is 3 seconds. So. *minutes* .
@@RonSwanson101 I'll hire *you* to write me essays for school.
@@deleted9821 I'm down to clown XD
I wonder how long it took him to study the seed
hmmm
he knew the whole map like it was his house XD
@@gokubeast981 fr tho
All the minecraft speed runner uses the same seed
Lucas Michaud that’s the point
@Lucas Michaud actually they have the same seed so if u practice for like 2 weeks u can do a 10min run without watching the videos (i did it lmao)
Mamá saldremos en 10 minutos
Yo:Con que 10 minutos?
:
Person: what do you need to beat the enderdragon?
Him: beds, leaves, that’ll do
And snow
Armor ammo a minigun
Fake he need water
ههههههه الله اشحنلي شدات احبج من فضله وكرمه وجوده في المنتدى برامج كمبيوتر
Me: *Skips 20 seconds* Him: *Makes the nether portal*
WAHT?!
Ikr
?
Friend: We need some enchanted diamond stuff for the ender dragon or we will LOSE.
This guy: Hold my beds.
Mom : come to diner
Me : ok wait I want to finnal minecraft and coming
It's for real 3 am and I don't fucking know what I'm doing here...
2:50 for me
Am*
@@imtooexpensive2660 where r u from
OyunParçalayan Texas
Holy shit it's 3:15 for me
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
UA-cam recommended: hEy, dO yOu liKE MiNecRafT sPeeDRuNs?
Fuck yeah i do
Clearly the algoritm knows what you want to watch... you're here now
Yes
nobody:
youtube algorithm: do you want to make your pp hard
UA-cam knows what I want
under rated channel, you deserve so many more subscribers
My mom: we're leaving in 9. Me: hmm .. 9 minutes ... yeah here we go **completes minecraft**
His friend playing with him: hold up dude, i gotta go eat.
10 min later.
Friend: dude i think my game is bugged, the title screen is here already?
Him: well its kinda hard to explain.
not really hard to explain. its really a simple "i beat it"
wafflesticc r/wooooooooooooooosh
Me: Funder do you have any iron handy?
Funder: I beat the game
Don't skip any seconds
Because you will confused
I looked off the video to read this comment and this guy already had iron stuff
I was confused on where tf he found ender pearls
Tagity in the ground
What about the 90 second world record?
@@qoilmdimibmliopqoilmdimibm7589 i really want to know why you think that's a human wr
Wow I beated minecraft in 9 months and he beated minecraft in 8 mins
How to kill an ender dragon?
Regular MC players: diamond swords, and bows and arrows
Funderful: *BED*
And snowballs xd...
And leaves
Beds are actually a strategy that everyone uses
@@nugget1568 to those who know the start, but what about to those who are just starting and learning....?
Diamond bow
Him: **finishes the Minecraft in **8:03**.5 minutes**
Me: **cannot even find sheeps to make bed**
@Jayden P I normally spawn on islands in Survival, and in Creative I spawn on giant islands, or an entire continent, if you please. So I totally understand you
It tooks me 8 mins to find ny first sheep
Yo no entiendo un carajo
Mom-“U Get Off in 10 min!”
This Guy:
7:08 yes
7:35: no
THEY ARE THE SAME QUESTION
This guy: beats minecraft for 9 mins
Me: Struggling to find a sheep
(Ty for the like guys)
Or coal
The ender portal...
why dont you use his stupid seed?
Jan Miko Villanueva struggling to spell
same o my god
Microsoft: “ok you have a 10 minute trial”
Funderful:
Me playing with this dude.
Starts a new world
Me: alright lets g-
Credits start playing
Overused comment, not funny.
Credits only rollif you go through the portal, but nice joke :)
@@faresgamer8487 bad commat lololol
Funny, yet overused
@@faresgamer8487 no
Wow, what is this professionalism?
Me: use diamond armor to the nether
This guy: *just when to the nether for 30 secs without armor*
norm bruh u don’t need diamond armor for the nether though
D4nK M3m3R Some people do fucktard.
Me: Using diamond everything to fight off dragon.
Him: Uses beds and snowballs.
Yeah thank you for stealing others comments, unoriginal kid
Gum Bum lol toxic, just because I wrote my comment doesnt mean you have to toxic 😂
First of, that comment isn’t really toxic. Second, I though my english was bad until i see your’s
@@plum1405 "First of" Yeah, your english is still worse, buddy.
Plum yea it kinda is
Everyone comparing what their first night looked like vs his.. smh i didnt even know there WAS an *ending* to minecraft...damn
chill dude Just wait until you find out that there are bosses in Ark Survival.
@@davidd1704 wait what
BAPO25 GAMING There are multiple bosses in Ark that you can summon with artifacts you find in caves.
You need to breed dozens of high stat Rexes in order to beat them. If you beat them you can go beyond max level 100. I think it goes up to 125 if you beat them all.
You also earn secret futuristic craft-able tech item blue prints.
@@davidd1704 Wait, there are dinosaurs in ARK?
@@davidd1704 wait. What's Ark? Noah's Ark?