Wait but the spiders respawn. Then what if they leave your house? Does the universe consider them to be "gone?" Would a new batch of 500 spiders appear? Is the dead Earth inherited by ungodly waves of tarantulas?
for sure this is one of his best videos. All the ones where Atrioc bounces off of chat with a game or something to focus the topic are imo Atrioc's best videos (I'm mainly thinking of that soundcloud rapper one too)
For the superpower of my choice, I would choose the ability to grant anyone a superpower of their choice. Then I would use it once on myself to grant myself any superpower I actually want, lose one inch of height, and then be free to use that newly acquired superpower indefinitely.
You could make it so that you grow 1+in every time you give yourself a superpower (nothing stops you from being hyperspecific) so you can just use it with no consequences
@@tiagobelo4965so your superpower of choice is to grow 1 in every time you give yourself a superpower, only allowing you to choose 1 superpower total, and keeping your height the same. The result is the same as not clicking the button
For the superpower, I think the best option would be bodyswapping. Suddenly the inch lost means nothing, and you can take over anyone for any purpose, AND return to your own body at some point if you wish.
Kinda big brained, shapeshifting would also be pretty good in most of the same ways since you can just shapeshift your height back. I'd definitely use either way too much out of sheer curiosity and forget about the height thing until it gets downright comical though.
Does your original body keep getting shorter even after you swapped away from it? I'm just imagining some unlucky person shrinking away into nothing while you're having the time of your life
You get to have a successful career in marketing and streaming, but your audience constantly says you have fingers that look like hot dogs. Do you press the button?
You become godly at one game of your choice and enjoy it more, but every other game you currently enjoy, or would enjoy in the next 10 years, becomes unplayable for you forever
12:35 The issue with the power to stop time is that it does not include the power to start time. So while you quit stop time, you would just be in a world where time doesn't exist anymore. And since time is stopped it also means that you can't do anything because to do anything would mean that you are in time which means that you didn't stop your own time and so the second you activated your power you would also not experience any time anymore and therefore would never do anything ever again. Everything in the universe would just be still including yourself.
12:30 I would definitely choose to be able to control my body/appearence. I'd imagine either A: I can't change my height with this and I lose an inch from that and I'll be 5'4" B: I can change my height but it'll be 1 inch less than I desired.
RE: super power but world ends Go with Franklyn Richard's power, the as a kid he created a pocket universe containing everyone he knew who died, then used that to restore them to the main universe while also undoing a bunch of other stuff that happened(like natural disaster). And that's with the vast majority of his power being unavailable to him because he was a kid. Just recreate the universe exactly as it was minus the 20 year clause and boom, the ultimate super power with zero consequences.
I'd absolutely choose to be a superhero with extremely advanced reality manipulation. You could just make a duplicate "Earth" to transfer all living things to before the 20 years is up.
If I freeze time, I can freeze it like, 30 miles away, rob all I want, and now I'm 5'10''. Time only needs to be frozen once for me to get everything I need done.
9:07 This is actually an interesting question. How many ansteroids and comets will it take to increase Mars’ mass, water and atmosphere to earth levels. Cause Panspermia. And then the collision of Phobos and Deimos into a similar moon like Luna.
@@aoe4_kachow you keep. Buying. Stock. You tell your kids. Your grandkids. Your entire family keeps putting all their money into Nvidia options as it gets closer and closer. As soon as it peaks, they instantly sell it all and short it for the rest of their lives.
For the “any superhero you like” question, you could do Thanos (or the Hulk if villains don’t count) WITH the infinity gauntlet, and snap yourself the exact same button but with no downside
For the super power one for 1 inch, I would get the power to tame any animal and become a faerie living in the forest with my animal friends. If I have them all tamed I wouldn't have to care about how big or small I become
Alter reality is a legitimate comic book superpower in both DC and Marvel comics. I've answered reality altering as the power I'd have since I was like 8, it's just an instant win, perfect world, become god. There's literally no other power that's worth it in comparison, since altering reality is already the ability to give yourself any other power. It's horrible writing, but it's still a power.
issue with the 20 million dollar question. At some point youre gonna need to spend 19 trillion dollars if you're looking to live a full life. Its easy at first when you have nothing and keep piling money onto fancy shit you wanna buy or flood it into the market but at some point 20 million becomes 1 trillion then 1 becomes 5 then 5 becomes 12 and it keeps going and the question implies that at the end of the month your bank accounts will need to say 0 dollars before getting another 20 million. that is hella money to spend for your ENTIRE life.
What happens when you are less than 1 inch and you use the power? Do you then become negative in hight? Do you flip upside down? Do you cease to exist? If you do flip upside down is it permanent? Do you start growing an inch every time you use the power or do you just oscillate between two heights? Also does the hight change happen instantly or over a period of time? Is it permanent or just temporary? If someone is still growing when they use it, do they cease growing or do they have to eat more to catch up or does it subtract from their theoretical max height? I got the solution you start a crypto currency called inch and open a wallet called height.
The 1000 year question is interesting. Imagine what hapiness that could entail for humanity and what achievements could be made. Isnt it even more commendable to selfsacrifice for humankty itself, forfeiting your own happiness for something bigger. I get big As reasoning but i think the pressing the button would be the right choice
The answer to the superpower and lose a inch of hight is being able to reincarnate with your knowledge and being able to pick your new body and situation
If you stopped time, assuming you/whatever is on you person are exempted, I’m pretty confident physics would still say anything you move would experience infinite acceleration and cause nuclear fission at the very least which I’m pretty sure is a bad thing.
@4:45 "no comment", "i'm not going to tell you", "i like pineapple on pizza". and go take your superpower to the bank! (short corrupted companies, expose fraud, play poker)
I missed the more personality based content! I get that the other stuff is more slickly produced and whatnot but I've always just followed atrioc because he's a funny guy
I like how the "THAT'S NOT HER MAIN POWER" comment implies that her ass is in fact one of her powers
That chatters sitting there listing off super powers like “stretchy-ness, super-strength, large ass…”
"as yes, while she does have super strength, durability, agility, and a fat ass, her main power is elasticity"
8:00 every living thing, not every living person. Rip trees, bacteria, animals, 500 spiders in your walls...
"every living thing" (humans are living) "Rip trees, bacteria, ANIMALS" (humans are animals)
@goober_985 All the humans are on mars so... no.
Wait but the spiders respawn. Then what if they leave your house? Does the universe consider them to be "gone?" Would a new batch of 500 spiders appear? Is the dead Earth inherited by ungodly waves of tarantulas?
i'm pretty sure the og commenter was talking about how if humans stayed on earth they wouldn't die, but my bad if i misunderstood@@sinisterzz5031
the spiders are the ones killing the rest of the living things on earth @@O2F2
This is actually your funniest video bro, this setup-conversation style is so good for you when there's a chat to bounce off.
Facts I was laughing the whole time
for sure this is one of his best videos. All the ones where Atrioc bounces off of chat with a game or something to focus the topic are imo Atrioc's best videos
(I'm mainly thinking of that soundcloud rapper one too)
The Elon Musk bit 😂😂😂
Fax
@@Chris-uz7wp I like the slight against him of him not ever getting to visit Mars.
For the superpower of my choice, I would choose the ability to grant anyone a superpower of their choice. Then I would use it once on myself to grant myself any superpower I actually want, lose one inch of height, and then be free to use that newly acquired superpower indefinitely.
nice thinking shorty
@atrioc newsunzip told me you are 5'9. whos the shorty now? shorty
You could make it so that you grow 1+in every time you give yourself a superpower (nothing stops you from being hyperspecific) so you can just use it with no consequences
Someone nefarious will eventually trick you into giving them this power and you'll have a supervillain to fight. The agency is too high here.
@@tiagobelo4965so your superpower of choice is to grow 1 in every time you give yourself a superpower, only allowing you to choose 1 superpower total, and keeping your height the same. The result is the same as not clicking the button
You get infinite money BUT you have to do a Subathon with Punch. A 'Punchathon’ if you will
Guess im staying poor
I'll do you one better.
You become the most intelligent man alive. But your inner monologue becomes punch.
I won't, but thanks.
You get to own the Death Note, but every name written in it has a 1% chance of killing you instead.
gacha homicide
Why the fuck would you WANT to kill people anyway
Set up a hundred million dollar, Agent 47 level contract on like Kim Jong-Un and 99% of the time you’re set for life
insane that you want the ability to murder people extrajudicially and your only worry is that it might also affect you
i'd want to smoke with ryuk though dude is a chiller
9:43 love the humility here
500 spiders and one guy named Evan who was already there
I got really confused for a second when I first read this lol
Unironically, this is one of my favorite Atrioc videos
12:00
I legitimately have not laughed this hard in years. That Wolverine power one.
this is genuinely the funniest video i've watched in ages holy shit
Would you press the button if… Atrioc beats inscription (but) it’s really awesome
Elon being the person left behind is hilarious
7:45 shoutout to the guy who said “WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 20 YEARS”
For the superpower, I think the best option would be bodyswapping. Suddenly the inch lost means nothing, and you can take over anyone for any purpose, AND return to your own body at some point if you wish.
Kinda big brained, shapeshifting would also be pretty good in most of the same ways since you can just shapeshift your height back.
I'd definitely use either way too much out of sheer curiosity and forget about the height thing until it gets downright comical though.
Does your original body keep getting shorter even after you swapped away from it? I'm just imagining some unlucky person shrinking away into nothing while you're having the time of your life
make your own buttons here and i will reply to exactly 12 of them with the CORRECT PRESS SOLUTION
dinner with conan obrien but you have to pay $497
Would you make League of Legends cease to exist, but global depression rates rise to 90%?
You get to have a successful career in marketing and streaming, but your audience constantly says you have fingers that look like hot dogs. Do you press the button?
Would you press the button if you get testicular torsion but you get testicular torsion
You become godly at one game of your choice and enjoy it more, but every other game you currently enjoy, or would enjoy in the next 10 years, becomes unplayable for you forever
12:35 The issue with the power to stop time is that it does not include the power to start time. So while you quit stop time, you would just be in a world where time doesn't exist anymore. And since time is stopped it also means that you can't do anything because to do anything would mean that you are in time which means that you didn't stop your own time and so the second you activated your power you would also not experience any time anymore and therefore would never do anything ever again. Everything in the universe would just be still including yourself.
Great video big A, imo one of your best in a while. I was cracking up the whole way through
2:58 "Let's think about it more realisticly. If the respawn.." :DDD
As my superpower, I'll pick the ability to rewind time that way I can keep the 20 years going for a life time.
7:10 get the power to undo things
11:00 the power u use once is the ability to enchant objects then enchant a book one time with endless power just like wings of fire
19 seconds 1 view 😂😂😂 bro fell off hard
*little bro
🚬
Washed
Fell off after coffee cow arc
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12:30 I would definitely choose to be able to control my body/appearence.
I'd imagine either A: I can't change my height with this and I lose an inch from that and I'll be 5'4" B: I can change my height but it'll be 1 inch less than I desired.
“I’ll stop time”
“They’ll check the cameras”
Chat is he okay
RE: super power but world ends
Go with Franklyn Richard's power, the as a kid he created a pocket universe containing everyone he knew who died, then used that to restore them to the main universe while also undoing a bunch of other stuff that happened(like natural disaster). And that's with the vast majority of his power being unavailable to him because he was a kid.
Just recreate the universe exactly as it was minus the 20 year clause and boom, the ultimate super power with zero consequences.
5:05 easy press. My mom deserves the world for what she went through on my behalf.
Edit: 5:10 oh damn thanks big a
Not sacrificing your social life for unlimited energy is genuinely insane
I never know what will actually is gonna be turned into a video, and this was very unexpected, but still I like my Atrioc content nonetheless
The last 5 minutes had me on the floor loving. Good shit
LOVE the like 5 chatters already typed what he called them out for at 1:05
I forgot how the combination of atrioc and atrioc chat makes me laugh out loud, missed this channel, had no idea it was back
13:31 There’s actually a science fiction horror short story based on this premise titled “The Stars Do Not Wait For You”
10:28 what happens when you’re an inch short and you use your power? 🤔
Losing an inch and being able to shapeshift sounds like a slam dunk superpower with all upsides if you're transfem.
I'd absolutely choose to be a superhero with extremely advanced reality manipulation. You could just make a duplicate "Earth" to transfer all living things to before the 20 years is up.
I love the 13:37 prostate massager ad in the top left
If I freeze time, I can freeze it like, 30 miles away, rob all I want, and now I'm 5'10''. Time only needs to be frozen once for me to get everything I need done.
9:07 This is actually an interesting question. How many ansteroids and comets will it take to increase Mars’ mass, water and atmosphere to earth levels. Cause Panspermia. And then the collision of Phobos and Deimos into a similar moon like Luna.
Would you press the button:
You know NVIDIA's all time high forever
But Atrioc stops doing marketing mondays
Nvidia all time high forever means there's no more growth, what's the point
@@tengahhidup you buy a ton of stock, and sell once it hits the all time high amount
What if the all time high is 200 years from now how is that useful
@@aoe4_kachow you keep. Buying. Stock.
You tell your kids. Your grandkids. Your entire family keeps putting all their money into Nvidia options as it gets closer and closer.
As soon as it peaks, they instantly sell it all and short it for the rest of their lives.
@aoe4_kachow you can set up your great great great great grandchildren's college fund
1:27 "February 10th" - Sheeeeeeesh how long do these clips take to come out?!
Get it together QuacK!
For the “any superhero you like” question, you could do Thanos (or the Hulk if villains don’t count) WITH the infinity gauntlet, and snap yourself the exact same button but with no downside
Okay, so, there are omnipotent superheroes, so you could just bring everything back to life.
I misread as impotent
I don't think Omni-Man brings anything back to life tbh
For the first one, sure you can set it up automatically, but all you need is a bank error one day and then you're done.
For the superpower, I'd probably take a respawn, in the most recent bed that I slept in which is still intact, all injuries healed, 24h after I die.
For the super power but you become shorter, I would press it and choose shapeshifting because I can just make myself taller whenever I need to
7:20 honestly, just become docter manhatten and you won't care easy solve.
My superpower would be for people to be mind controlled whenever I play Subway Surfer clips. Soon everyone will buy my Cryto-Coin, "Big A OFFICAL"
This video is an instant classic
1:00 that Jimmy ad just noticed that shit and laughed for a minute
For the super power one for 1 inch, I would get the power to tame any animal and become a faerie living in the forest with my animal friends. If I have them all tamed I wouldn't have to care about how big or small I become
My power would be to know anything I want and to grow by one inch whenever I use it. So I stay the same hight.
9:30 He got gaslit by chat. He said it himself, right now we probably have much less time and that would be a free fix
Immortality as a super power for 1” …. Worth it!
Alter reality is a legitimate comic book superpower in both DC and Marvel comics. I've answered reality altering as the power I'd have since I was like 8, it's just an instant win, perfect world, become god. There's literally no other power that's worth it in comparison, since altering reality is already the ability to give yourself any other power. It's horrible writing, but it's still a power.
1:08 killed me
Cant wait for this EXTREME VIDEO!
issue with the 20 million dollar question. At some point youre gonna need to spend 19 trillion dollars if you're looking to live a full life. Its easy at first when you have nothing and keep piling money onto fancy shit you wanna buy or flood it into the market but at some point 20 million becomes 1 trillion then 1 becomes 5 then 5 becomes 12 and it keeps going and the question implies that at the end of the month your bank accounts will need to say 0 dollars before getting another 20 million. that is hella money to spend for your ENTIRE life.
What happens when you are less than 1 inch and you use the power? Do you then become negative in hight? Do you flip upside down? Do you cease to exist? If you do flip upside down is it permanent? Do you start growing an inch every time you use the power or do you just oscillate between two heights? Also does the hight change happen instantly or over a period of time? Is it permanent or just temporary? If someone is still growing when they use it, do they cease growing or do they have to eat more to catch up or does it subtract from their theoretical max height?
I got the solution you start a crypto currency called inch and open a wallet called height.
10:30 reincarnatin, but you are 1 inch shorter every time
3:36 so…Griffith?
The 1000 year question is interesting. Imagine what hapiness that could entail for humanity and what achievements could be made. Isnt it even more commendable to selfsacrifice for humankty itself, forfeiting your own happiness for something bigger. I get big As reasoning but i think the pressing the button would be the right choice
Imagine knowing everything except how to solve 2+2
SOOOO WHERES MARKETING MONDAY???
8:55 bro definitely got into a reddit argument before this, 1753 is such a specific number
I would take the superpower to make everyone on earth 3 inch shorter.
Elastigirl is smart tho bc you could just always stretch to your preferred height and also have a dope power
You can go back in time and change your life, but you forget everything up to that point except for the fact that you can travel back in time
You are playing the game wrong: You are not high or drunk enough for this.
2:20 why would you want to go to the worst possible dimension/timeline? Weirdchamp
Yes.
The best part of this video is the fact that QuacK edited it.
Best banter you've ever had and its not close. NL esque (complimentary)
“It’s too dangerous to know when people are lying because then the government couldn’t lie to you” is a pretty wild take
shit i mean if the government cant lie to you they'll make you disappear so
Imagine interest rates change and the thing you were going to buy gets cheaper at the last second and you die.
The answer to the superpower and lose a inch of hight is being able to reincarnate with your knowledge and being able to pick your new body and situation
If you stopped time, assuming you/whatever is on you person are exempted, I’m pretty confident physics would still say anything you move would experience infinite acceleration and cause nuclear fission at the very least which I’m pretty sure is a bad thing.
If I had a superheroes powers I’d just pick someone like god level like cosmic spider man to just bring everyone back 😭
How can you gain knowledge of everything but forget everything you know and never get it back???
"lets think more realistic; what if the spiders respawn?"
???????
glark put extreme in parenthesis.
@4:45 "no comment", "i'm not going to tell you", "i like pineapple on pizza".
and go take your superpower to the bank! (short corrupted companies, expose fraud, play poker)
in the first one you gonna press the button, deal with paperwork for 12 hours and then die lol
I’m so glad we got a press a button video before the 2024 predictions
Atrioc ignoring the endless "shapeshifter" comments was classic
7:25 I'll be Thanos then snap back the dead people.
Oil up atrioc I’m coming
I missed the more personality based content! I get that the other stuff is more slickly produced and whatnot but I've always just followed atrioc because he's a funny guy
put some background music and show the percentages of choice next time
2:44 if this includes apartments then the owners of the building would be the ones paying for the exterminator. simple
Can’t believe I’m saying this but atrioc should do this more often this is pogtent
3:44 me a they/them that loves when people are confused: I see this as an absolute win
Would you press the button?
Press the button from curiousity
BUT
Nothing happens and you expected something interesting
show the bar distribution
11:21 bringing someone or something back to life, it’s worth losing an inch in height..
What if you pick a super hero that can bring people back to life
I just couldn't have a main power for getting an inch shorter because I am already 7'1 😢
I was fucking crying at fifty cent being 2 feet tall after getting shot up
3:24 that’s so easy dude. Wouldn’t it be sick to make people constantly question their sexuality
Pretty sure Edinburgh castle already has 500 spiders whether I like it or not and, spoiler alert, I kinda like spiders.